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  Beyond the mortal realm, Purgatory is stricken by a demon
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  infestation. The fallen Angel of Zazu builds
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  a demonic army from marked human souls.
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  Rising from slumber are his monstrous Nephilim, they who
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  will need the army to raise the earth.
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  Yet a team of unlikely mortals are charged with a holy mission
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  to stop Azaz. You are one of them.
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  I am the Archangel Metatron, the scribe of Mankind and the voice
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  of the Creator. I won't ask who you are because
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  it doesn't matter. Hurry along now.
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  Where am I? Purgatory.
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  We're currently experiencing A demonic infestation.
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  Care to? Help.
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  Listen pal, I can barely remember who I am right now but
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  if it's demon killing you want I'm in because.
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  That wasn't a choice. I am loyal only to the Holy
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  Scripture, not a twisted harpy like you.
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  Normally I'd have a banquet cherry upholstered with your
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  skin, but I'll tolerate your ignorance for now if it means
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  I'll be free of this ugly cage. Proceeds to the bastion of
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  redemption. Is he?
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  Speaking to us. I'm a reverend knight, I
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  shouldn't use things made by demons.
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  Yes, yes. They would say yes.
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  Even the largest, most impressive weapon is but a tool.
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  It's what you do with. It's the cow.
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  This. Is more like it, a true demon
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  slaying weapon. There.
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  Is no purgatory, they're in the place semi hell itself.
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  Welcome to purgatory pal. Hope you like killing demons.
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  Oh, I do. There's not much good at it.
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  That's what got me here in the first place.
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  Open that gate, will you? I can do.
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  That. Thanks, I'm heading to the
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  Bastion. Now we're talking.
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  I'm guessing this one is also demonic.
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  None. So much for scouting.
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  Well, scouting. Became shooting.
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  Much obliged. I could do with some healing if
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  you can spare it. Not really, but I'm feeling.
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  Charitable, Pat. Yourselves up those.
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  Committed to purgatory. Never truly die.
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  Deceased companions may be resurrected at the altar.
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  He's full of useful advice, isn't he?
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  Sometimes, but mostly he's full of something else.
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  That's what my wife needs to say this.
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  Place of its demonic infestation.
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  With pleasure. The bastard is now yours.
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  I suggest make you get your base of operations.
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  So we're the vanguard of the Angel army now?
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  Don't. Get mad full of yourself.
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  You're not the angels nor Army. Mercenaries would be more
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  appropriate. They're expendable.
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  That one catches on quick when you're ready, alone or with your
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  companions. I have important missions for
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  you. Enjoy your stay in mandatory.
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  After all, it will be a long one.
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  A very long one. I am too shocked for the whole
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  mission of the greatest importance or moderately grave.
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  Does the name Azarzo ring a bell?
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  No, I figured as much. A treacherous Angel who has done
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  much to corrupt mankind. He also cheats and poker.
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  Azarzal now resides in Purgatory, accruing and loyal
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  following of demons from Hell. I need you to investigate
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  Azarzal's activities. Of course I will choose my own
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  operatives, but this is purgatory and there are
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  regulations. If it kills demons, I'm using
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  it. Not bad.
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  None. A song soul is pulling shoulders
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  from urgent toy using some kind of birth thermal soul.
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  I've got just the too many time it's tired.
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  Yeah. This chest offers us a fortunate
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  amount of gold. Understood.
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  Healy. How fire observed?
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  The tormentor is no more. A flying demon suffers game once
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  more. I have acquired an extra life
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  out. Here if you feel green around
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  the hills. Lure activated.
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  Successful. How do we get all these gates
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  open? I suppose we start with the
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  total, then steal a few souls. air.
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  A flying deer Summers dance once more.
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  More souls are needed. Aerial shooter observed.
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  How far is dead? No, Frank, fucking carry you
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  off. It.
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  Requires no more. Souls.
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  What the hell are those prisons? These Deans done the first thing
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  about healthy suicidal. It has performed its function.
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  It appears we are lacking personnel.