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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well, kiss Morning Freak show.
- 0:04Speaker 2: I love when our listeners take us with them as
- 0:08Speaker 2: they're having uh you know, fun and life experiences and
- 0:13Speaker 2: they want us to be a part of it. So
- 0:15Speaker 2: I want to start the show today. Everybody, just go ahead,
- 0:19Speaker 2: I don't know, close your eyes maybe if you're not driving,
- 0:21Speaker 2: and put yourself PPG Paints Arena last night. Okay, everybody there,
- 0:29Speaker 2: there's three good looking dudes on stage.
- 0:32Speaker 1: They're all brothers.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, it's the Jonas Brothers and they're rocking
- 0:38Speaker 2: the arena last night. Right then, somebody decided they wanted
- 0:43Speaker 2: to tell us all about it. There was a moment
- 0:45Speaker 2: in the Jonas Brothers show where they said, a gotta
- 0:47Speaker 2: get my phone out, gotta get in touch with Mikey
- 0:50Speaker 2: and Bob.
- 0:51Speaker 1: So let's just start the show with this.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Onus did the terrible tal twirl mid concert whip whip
- 1:06Speaker 2: your phone on, y'alla tell Mike and Bob.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I love it too.
- 1:09Speaker 2: It's that you can hear the song ending in the
- 1:12Speaker 2: crowd going nuts too, So it's like he did it
- 1:15Speaker 2: at the end of the song maybe and like I
- 1:17Speaker 2: gotta tell him, I gotta tell him.
- 1:22Speaker 3: Yeah, Joe Jonas did the terrible down twe.
- 1:28Speaker 1: I love it. Man.
- 1:29Speaker 2: If you're famous and you come to Pittsburgh, whether you're
- 1:32Speaker 2: putting on a show or whatever you're doing, you just
- 1:34Speaker 2: getting tale. You twirling around, You're like, oh yeah, cheat coat,
- 1:38Speaker 2: the cheat coat here, Pittsburger. Oh you're Pittsburger for the day.
- 1:42Speaker 1: So thank you whoever that was that left us the message,
- 1:44Speaker 1: Jude terrible to.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Kiss, Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one
- 1:53Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Yeah, of course Bob's still wearing
- 1:56Speaker 2: shorts today. You made it through the cold this week. Man,
- 2:00Speaker 2: you're on the other side of it now. I feel good.
- 2:02Speaker 2: It's gonna be sunny today. It was not bad this morning.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Yeahs are supposed to be near fifty today. Yeah, it's
- 2:08Speaker 2: not too bad out there. All right, let's get to
- 2:11Speaker 2: another talkback message here again. You can download our free
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- 2:17Speaker 2: six one Kiss or if you're streaming the Micing Bob podcast.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Talkback messages brought to was by One Team Media.
- 2:22Speaker 4: They flapping wave, it's a clear wargions or aj I
- 2:26Speaker 4: say Paul, you say schemes.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Paul Schemes, Paul Schemes.
- 2:31Speaker 4: I say sigh, you say you cy yum, cy yum.
- 2:37Speaker 4: I say sell the team. You say Bob solid team,
- 2:40Speaker 4: Bob sell the team, Bob sell the team. Bob.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Oh ya aj I get started here, ag clear Water.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Appreciate bringing the heat.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul Skeen's got it last night. Huh y cy
- 2:53Speaker 2: Young Award. He got all thirty first place boats. It
- 2:56Speaker 2: was unanimous. That's pretty sweet, right, it was even close. Yeah,
- 3:01Speaker 2: uh so, that's good. First Pirate to win the Cy
- 3:03Speaker 2: Young Award for the best pitcher in the National League
- 3:06Speaker 2: since Doug Dreyback back in nineteen ninety.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Hell of mustache on Dreybeck. You know, he had a
- 3:13Speaker 1: good one. He did have a good tickler on him.
- 3:15Speaker 2: He just had one of those mustaches that looked like
- 3:17Speaker 2: it smelled like cigarettes. You know, I think any mustache
- 3:20Speaker 2: from the eighties is a cigarette mustache. You know, like
- 3:23Speaker 2: you couldn't escape cigarettes in the eighties.
- 3:25Speaker 1: They are everywhere smelled like smoking.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Go down in a restaurant, You're gonna get your a
- 3:30Speaker 2: cigarette smoking your mustache. Yeah, Doug Dreyback had a good mustache,
- 3:35Speaker 2: so Paul Skeins is your Cy Young Award winner? And
- 3:38Speaker 2: then what was this interview that happened? Because why did
- 3:43Speaker 2: this come out the same day as Cy Young Award?
- 3:46Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, convenient right uh.
- 3:49Speaker 2: NJ dot COM's Randy Miller was talking to a teammate
- 3:53Speaker 2: of Skins who played with the Pirates in twenty twenty
- 3:56Speaker 2: four and twenty twenty five. He said, Paul Skeins has
- 3:59Speaker 2: no confidence the Pirates are ever going to win when
- 4:01Speaker 2: he's in Pittsburgh and he's hoping for a trade well
- 4:04Speaker 2: before he becomes a free agent in the twenty twenty
- 4:06Speaker 2: nine season. Skeen's former teammates said, trust me, he wants
- 4:11Speaker 2: to play for the Yankees. I've heard him say it
- 4:14Speaker 2: multiple times. Of course, Paul Skeens isn't gonna be like,
- 4:17Speaker 2: yep confirmed, you know, yeah, But whatever, whatever teammate that was,
- 4:24Speaker 2: I don't think he's lying.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Honestly.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Who's the teammate talking to the guy at what was
- 4:29Speaker 2: it in New Jersey? Yeah dot com? Yeah, like Paul Skeens,
- 4:36Speaker 2: he should just sit out. He shouldn't even pitch anymore
- 4:39Speaker 2: for the Pirates. I'd be so angry if I'm Paul
- 4:41Speaker 2: Skeens next season, he's going to make eight hundred and
- 4:47Speaker 2: seventy five thousand.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Dollars in salary. That's not even possible.
- 4:53Speaker 2: He's not eligible for salary arbitration until twenty twenty seven.
- 4:57Speaker 2: I'd be so mad. He's worth almost like fifty million
- 5:00Speaker 2: dollars a year, forty yeifty.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhere in that for real, Like that's what he's worth.
- 5:06Speaker 1: That's the number.
- 5:07Speaker 2: And he's not even gonna make a million dollars in salary,
- 5:10Speaker 2: like you'll make over a million with all the other
- 5:12Speaker 2: stuff he does. Sure, but like just the Pirates paying
- 5:15Speaker 2: him less than a million dollars, it's it's horrible. It's
- 5:19Speaker 2: just not what he's worth. He's wasting his arm here.
- 5:22Speaker 2: It sucks, and it's all because of one dude. It's
- 5:26Speaker 2: Bob Nutting. It's him.
- 5:29Speaker 1: He's the problem of everything.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Don't listen to a damn word, Ben Sherrington, the GMS,
- 5:35Speaker 2: don't listen to any of these lying snakes in the Pirates.
- 5:40Speaker 1: They all stink.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Or if we're gonna have him for that cheap because
- 5:43Speaker 2: to spend the money on bat oh my god, go
- 5:46Speaker 2: give like three dudes like fifteen to twenty million dollars
- 5:49Speaker 2: a year to just come here and hit long shots
- 5:52Speaker 2: while Paul is pitching. That's like uh ah h. When
- 5:55Speaker 2: you draft a quarterback, that's what it is. And the
- 5:58Speaker 2: quarterback's playing on the rookie day still and you got
- 6:01Speaker 2: to surround it. You got somebody who can do some
- 6:03Speaker 2: stuff because you know, the quarterbacks is gonna cost a
- 6:05Speaker 2: lot of quarterbacks are gonna get paid.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Paul Skins is QB one right now.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Ye, Except the only problem is the roonies aren't running
- 6:13Speaker 2: the pirates. Bob Nutting is running the pirates, and he's
- 6:16Speaker 2: running them right into the damn ground. Hey, congratulations Paul
- 6:20Speaker 2: Schemes Award Winner.
- 6:23Speaker 1: The Mikey and Bob Podcast. Oh gosh, some of the schemes.
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- 6:37Speaker 2: you get your podcasts. Mikey and Bob's ninety six one
- 6:41Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show coming up on Tuesday. We're gonna
- 6:45Speaker 2: be at the Putt Shack and Strip District Terminal collected
- 6:47Speaker 2: new unwrapped toys for the Marines, Toys for Tots, and
- 6:50Speaker 2: to kick off our stuff Bus Toy Drive with our
- 6:53Speaker 2: guy Cam Hayward.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Can't wait to see Cam, Dude, this month is flying.
- 6:57Speaker 2: I know, it's like we're a couple weeks away from
- 7:00Speaker 2: stuff about Yeah, it's like the end of the year.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Almost When did this happen? That was Bob's still wearing shorts. Yeah,
- 7:07Speaker 2: I know what's happening. Yeah, Tuesday from five to seven pm.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Come bring a new unwrap toy. You can meet Cam,
- 7:14Speaker 2: get your picture with them and all that from five
- 7:16Speaker 2: to seven put shack located right there at Strict District Terminal.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Come see us all Tuesday from five to seven pm
- 7:23Speaker 2: with Cam Hayward. Hey, we got some well, I mean,
- 7:27Speaker 2: we sort of knew this was happening, but the news
- 7:30Speaker 2: officially became public yesterday. The DV Morning Show, right they are,
- 7:37Speaker 2: they're losing one of their members. Bill Crawford is stepping
- 7:42Speaker 2: away from the DV Morning Show after being on the
- 7:45Speaker 2: show for thirteen years. Box you know Randy Bauman, Abby
- 7:50Speaker 2: over there and Mike Persuda and their producer Jacob they're
- 7:54Speaker 2: two doors down from us right now, we're all here
- 7:58Speaker 2: in the morning together. They are right down the hall
- 8:00Speaker 2: from us, And honestly, Bill is one of our best
- 8:03Speaker 2: friends that we work with. If there's nobody in this building,
- 8:06Speaker 2: that makes us laugh as hard as Bill craw Nobody
- 8:08Speaker 2: can make me a Bob laugh like Bill Crawford does.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Like when Bill Crawford is just talking to us and
- 8:13Speaker 2: it's just us three, it is some of the the
- 8:18Speaker 2: heartiest laughs I've ever had. Like Bill Crawford has made
- 8:21Speaker 2: my stomach cramp up from laughing so hard. So many times.
- 8:27Speaker 2: We've just had awesome times over the years with Bill Crawford.
- 8:30Speaker 2: He used to come up to our uh when we
- 8:32Speaker 2: would do in January, like our Seven Springs takeover. Yeah, dude,
- 8:37Speaker 2: there there was one night where Bill was well, I mean,
- 8:41Speaker 2: we were all doing a lot of drinking at Seven
- 8:43Speaker 2: Springs and he was so it was funny because I
- 8:48Speaker 2: posted some pictures of him yesterday just you know, giving
- 8:50Speaker 2: him a goodbye and we love you, Bud and all that.
- 8:53Speaker 2: And I was going through old pictures of Bill Crawford.
- 8:57Speaker 1: And.
- 8:58Speaker 2: The one that made me smile the most was at
- 9:02Speaker 2: Seven Springs. In the foggy goggle, Bill is behind Bob
- 9:07Speaker 2: just covering him in paper towels. He has a roll
- 9:10Speaker 2: of paper towels that he took from the table at
- 9:11Speaker 2: some Springs and he's wrapping you like a mummy.
- 9:14Speaker 1: In it.
- 9:15Speaker 2: That was also the night where he took two bottles
- 9:17Speaker 2: of Heinz ketchup and like stone cold Steve Austin with beers,
- 9:23Speaker 2: you know, him on the table and then was juice
- 9:27Speaker 2: on the juice and Heinz ketchup right in his mouth. Yeah. Yeah,
- 9:32Speaker 2: we've had some good time with our friend Bill here.
- 9:36Speaker 2: I I went with Bill Crawford to Barrel and Flow.
- 9:42Speaker 2: You know, the the the black beer fests that we
- 9:45Speaker 2: have here in Pittsburgh. It's such a huge beer fest.
- 9:47Speaker 2: You should support it every year if you don't already.
- 9:49Speaker 2: But me and Bill Crawford went one year, and uh,
- 9:54Speaker 2: you know, it's it's cool. You just get to, you know,
- 9:56Speaker 2: see a bunch of different breweries and stuff like that,
- 9:59Speaker 2: and other breweries from other cities, and it's all like
- 10:02Speaker 2: you know, black owned and all that stuff. So me
- 10:04Speaker 2: and Bill are there and we're waiting in line for food,
- 10:07Speaker 2: and all of a sudden Bill looks at this guy
- 10:09Speaker 2: and just goes hooty. And I'm thinking, in my head, dude,
- 10:13Speaker 2: you what you can't just like just yell hootie, because like,
- 10:20Speaker 2: what are you doing?
- 10:22Speaker 1: And then it tells me a story. The guy comes
- 10:24Speaker 1: up to me.
- 10:24Speaker 2: He's like Bill, and he's like he knew him right right,
- 10:27Speaker 2: and his nickname was Hooni. But in my mind, I'm
- 10:30Speaker 2: thinking Bill just saw this guy, thought he looked like.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Hooty from Hooty and the Blowfish. He goes Hooty, you.
- 10:37Speaker 2: Know, thought it was Darius Rucker or something like that.
- 10:39Speaker 2: So now me and Bill just have the inside joke.
- 10:42Speaker 2: We'll just yell Hooty at him. And yeah, it's just
- 10:45Speaker 2: he's a great dude. It's really sad to see him go.
- 10:47Speaker 2: But he he was doing stand up before, he was
- 10:49Speaker 2: on the DV morning show, and he's gonna, you know,
- 10:52Speaker 2: do some dream chasing and get back on the road
- 10:54Speaker 2: and doing stand up and stuff like that. So you know,
- 10:57Speaker 2: if Bill's ever back in the city or doing a
- 11:00Speaker 2: end up gig, definitely go see him and support him.
- 11:02Speaker 2: He is, Uh, he'll continue to be one of our
- 11:06Speaker 2: really good friends. And it just sucks that we're not
- 11:08Speaker 2: going to work two doors down from him. Can we
- 11:11Speaker 2: have no Crawford as a guest now that he's.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Not, I know, like, yeah, I think we can.
- 11:17Speaker 2: H Well, I mean, yeah, let's just sign our contract
- 11:22Speaker 2: first before we start asking those questions. That's a good
- 11:26Speaker 2: point too, you Bob past like you Bob, It's ninety
- 11:33Speaker 2: six to one, Kiss Morning, Freak Show. We'll get to
- 11:35Speaker 2: today in Freak Show history coming up next. Here in
- 11:36Speaker 2: a minute, Governor Shapiro signed a fifty billion dollars state
- 11:40Speaker 2: budget to end the uh the political standoff that was
- 11:45Speaker 2: going on for more than four months.
- 11:46Speaker 1: So you know that's good. Probably good. Yeah.
- 11:49Speaker 2: And then also yesterday, the record long government shutdown for
- 11:53Speaker 2: the federal government ended as President Trump signed the the
- 11:57Speaker 2: new funding bill right that's been holding up the government
- 12:01Speaker 2: for a while now. It includes fully funding SNAP benefits
- 12:05Speaker 2: through September.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Good.
- 12:07Speaker 2: It'll take a while for things to get back to
- 12:09Speaker 2: normal though, travelers, you know, if you're flying, there were
- 12:12Speaker 2: over nine hundred flights in and out of the US
- 12:14Speaker 2: canceled yesterday. It also varies when SNAP recipients will receive
- 12:19Speaker 2: their full benefits.
- 12:21Speaker 1: It varies like state by state. I guess we got.
- 12:24Speaker 2: Two weeks to Thanksgiving. Like you can say, it's gonna
- 12:27Speaker 2: take a little while. Somebody better ramp the damn thing up. Yeah,
- 12:30Speaker 2: we can't. We can't have people missing SNAP benefits on Thanksgiving. Also,
- 12:36Speaker 2: there's a new funding cliff in Congress on January.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Thirtieth, so that's when we'll do this all again.
- 12:42Speaker 2: But also yesterday, Speaker the House Mike Johnson announced that
- 12:46Speaker 2: he would put a bill compelling the release of the
- 12:49Speaker 2: Justice Departments Jeffrey Epstein case files do a vote the
- 12:52Speaker 2: House floor next week. Earlier in the day, there was
- 12:55Speaker 2: a huge release of Epstein documents from the Republican led
- 12:59Speaker 2: House Oversight can and emails released. You mentioned Donald Trump
- 13:02Speaker 2: I named multiple times in private correspondence over the last
- 13:05Speaker 2: fifteen years.
- 13:07Speaker 1: So that stuff's all going on. That gonna get interesting.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Now, let's take you back to a moment the show
- 13:12Speaker 2: that made us laugh made a smile.
- 13:14Speaker 1: It is time for today in freak Show history. Here today.
- 13:22Speaker 5: History story.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Bob, Why don't you tell everybody what today is for
- 13:34Speaker 2: your family?
- 13:35Speaker 1: The big day?
- 13:36Speaker 2: Yeah, my son Jack officially gets his license today. Yeah,
- 13:40Speaker 2: let's go to Jack's get your license day.
- 13:43Speaker 1: Wow.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Man, I love when we hit these milestones with our
- 13:47Speaker 2: kids because it makes people also feel old that have
- 13:51Speaker 2: been listening to us forever, like since our kids we're born. Yeah, uh, Bob,
- 13:56Speaker 2: and Becca's youngest Jack, Yeah yeah, gets his driver's license today,
- 14:03Speaker 2: which solo if you've been listening to the show long enough.
- 14:07Speaker 2: You know what happened when Jack got his driving permit.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Let's all relive the mailbox incident. So we took him
- 14:15Speaker 2: uh to a parking lot and had him, you know,
- 14:17Speaker 2: practice parking lot.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:20Speaker 2: So my wife Rebecca was brave yesterday and she's just like,
- 14:23Speaker 2: you can drive up and down the street. Now, let's
- 14:26Speaker 2: dry this out. Yeah, nothing wrong with the street, by
- 14:28Speaker 2: the way. You live at the end of a block too.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Yeah you know, you don't know. You're not a big street,
- 14:33Speaker 2: not a lot of traffic at all. Yeah, you know,
- 14:35Speaker 2: just whatever. So he's going back and forth and everything's
- 14:38Speaker 2: going great, good time. He clipped my neighbor's mailbox and
- 14:43Speaker 2: completely blew it off the the mailbox there.
- 14:47Speaker 1: He took out your neighbor's mailbox.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so one mailbox down on the first day
- 14:51Speaker 2: of driving on.
- 14:52Speaker 1: A regular street. So it's legend, first day with legend,
- 14:55Speaker 1: legend out there just down these streets. Not even anything
- 14:58Speaker 1: to be ashamed about. Jack's a legend man mailboxes.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Mailbox is not safe. Hey, Jack White, come over Uncle
- 15:05Speaker 2: Mike's house. I'll tell you about all the driving Me
- 15:08Speaker 2: and your dad used to do together.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Trust me.
- 15:10Speaker 2: We we had some encounters with mailboxes. Also used to
- 15:13Speaker 2: drive on people's lawns for fun, a long job action
- 15:17Speaker 2: we used to do. All right, here's the You will
- 15:20Speaker 2: hear Bob's wife Becca telling uh his son Jack.
- 15:23Speaker 1: To uh she gave him too clear, like this is true.
- 15:28Speaker 1: It's great.
- 15:35Speaker 2: I got was old gas and no break, no gas,
- 15:41Speaker 2: no breaks, Jack, Watch out now like the mail everybody's okay.
- 15:52Speaker 2: You know it's just a mailbox.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Car is fine. Mailboxes fine. You hear the mailbox fly though,
- 15:56Speaker 1: stop stop, and then just.
- 16:04Speaker 2: It sounds like the mailbox went fifty yards.
- 16:08Speaker 1: It does.
- 16:08Speaker 2: It sounds like somebody violent took a baseball bat and
- 16:12Speaker 2: was playing mailbox baseball. And uh, it sounded like Becca
- 16:17Speaker 2: was driving and Jack was outside the window boom and
- 16:21Speaker 2: just blasted your neighbor's mailbox with baseball bat.
- 16:24Speaker 1: But hey, I job Jack, first down the road.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Hey listen, we all, I didn't even pass my driving
- 16:30Speaker 2: test the first time I could do it. I don't
- 16:32Speaker 2: even know if I could successfully parallel park without it
- 16:35Speaker 2: taking me four or five times. Sorry, buddy, you know
- 16:38Speaker 2: they think just a little more parking lot of time
- 16:40Speaker 2: before we hit the main streets out here telling you
- 16:42Speaker 2: what though the video of the first day driving taking
- 16:44Speaker 2: out the neighbor's mailbox some memory for.
- 16:47Speaker 1: A lifetime out there forever. She's Mike and Bob.
- 16:54Speaker 2: It's a ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show
- 16:56Speaker 2: coming up on Tuesday, joining us with Cam Hayward at
- 17:00Speaker 2: the Pot Shack down there in the Strip District Terminal
- 17:03Speaker 2: five to seven pm.
- 17:04Speaker 1: You can get your picture with Cam.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Just bring by a new unwrapped toy to the pot
- 17:09Speaker 2: Shack Tuesday five to seven pm with all of us
- 17:13Speaker 2: from the station and and Cam Hayward. It's mikey Bob
- 17:16Speaker 2: the Kiss Morning Freak Show. By the way, we're still
- 17:18Speaker 2: giving away Stellar tickets. Let me go see the Steelers
- 17:21Speaker 2: hopefully beat the crap out of the Bengals on Sunday
- 17:25Speaker 2: one pm game. All you gotta do is get on
- 17:27Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio app, send us a talkback message.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Yeah you know what it is?
- 17:33Speaker 6: Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black
- 17:35Speaker 6: and yellow.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Yeah boy, good boy, Here we go.
- 17:38Speaker 6: Sealers. Here we go.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Here we go, Seealers, here we go. Whoa, Yeah, let's
- 17:47Speaker 1: do it bad. I like it. I like it, you
- 17:50Speaker 1: know what? I like it? I like it.
- 17:52Speaker 2: She'side from Stellar like, yeah, I like you. Right, Let's
- 17:55Speaker 2: get to another one here.
- 17:56Speaker 7: Good morning, guys, and those Steelers I'm calling today, nominate
- 18:00Speaker 7: my daughter for the Steeler tickets for this weekend. She
- 18:04Speaker 7: is in the healthcare field and has been in training
- 18:07Speaker 7: for the last ten years. Came back to Pittsburgh to
- 18:10Speaker 7: take care and serve the women of this fine area,
- 18:13Speaker 7: and she would love to go to the game this weekend.
- 18:16Speaker 2: She's been in training for ten years or doctors she
- 18:20Speaker 2: trying to be. What kind of specialists is that?
- 18:23Speaker 1: Oh? Good for her? Yeah, get to another one here.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Good morning, Mikey and Bob. This is Tyler, call him
- 18:29Speaker 1: from Dormont. Here we go Steelers.
- 18:32Speaker 3: They're gonna come back and beat the Bengals this time
- 18:35Speaker 3: down in the North Store.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Let's go Stiller. The season's gonna be back after sign
- 18:40Speaker 1: th Monday.
- 18:42Speaker 2: We're gonna come in here and be like, guys, that's
- 18:44Speaker 2: what we're looking for, you know. Defense just plays nasty. Yeah,
- 18:48Speaker 2: you were some touchdowns. It all fields right again. Yeah,
- 18:50Speaker 2: we're gonna be okay, right.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Well I think so, No, I think so.
- 18:55Speaker 2: All right, let's hear from Aaron Rodgers Steelers quarterback here,
- 18:58Speaker 2: let me get the X Files music out. Aaron Rodgers
- 19:01Speaker 2: was asked about the offense and if there's things that
- 19:07Speaker 2: the offense can work on.
- 19:09Speaker 8: Yeah, there's some things we can work on, for sure.
- 19:12Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you, Aaron Rodgers ain't gonna tell
- 19:19Speaker 2: you what they can work on.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Are you not gonna tell you?
- 19:23Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers talking about countering, you know, defenses and switching
- 19:27Speaker 2: up when they're trying to obviously stop the Steelers on offense.
- 19:35Speaker 8: Probably a lot of confidence in our ability to counter
- 19:38Speaker 8: whatever anybody throws our way.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, we're good. All right, We're good, Aaron.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Aaron says, let him throw anything our way, whatever it is,
- 19:47Speaker 2: We're good.
- 19:47Speaker 1: He's confident.
- 19:48Speaker 2: Okay, here's Aaron Rodgers just talking about how a team
- 19:51Speaker 2: rebounds from a loss.
- 19:54Speaker 8: It's just consistency, if the if the process is right,
- 19:57Speaker 8: you know, you don't have to make any major changes.
- 19:59Speaker 8: If freaking out, it's you know, it's the nature of
- 20:02Speaker 8: the league. There's gonna be a you know, a stinker
- 20:04Speaker 8: every now and then. You just got to bounce back,
- 20:06Speaker 8: get back to the things you do, and get back
- 20:09Speaker 8: in your routine and try and be better than next week.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Just like life, there's a stinker every now and then
- 20:16Speaker 2: everybody poops.
- 20:18Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if we needed that truth,
- 20:25Speaker 1: you know what we might need. Marquez Veldez Scantling MVS.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Nobody wants to say his full name.
- 20:34Speaker 2: No, everybody says MVS, MVS. He's wide receiver. Steelers got
- 20:40Speaker 2: him now. I'm like practice squad. He used to play
- 20:42Speaker 2: with Aaron Rodgers though, so they out of connection. Here's
- 20:44Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers talking about the.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I mean, I love MVS. We got a lot of
- 20:53Speaker 1: history together.
- 20:54Speaker 8: If he's ready and he's showing him practice that he's
- 20:57Speaker 8: got a grasp of the offense, and I'm sure they'll
- 20:59Speaker 8: put him out there.
- 21:00Speaker 2: My gosh, he's not saying, but he's sure.
- 21:03Speaker 1: He looks do it out there. They're gonna put him
- 21:05Speaker 1: out there. Let's get to another entry for Steller's tickets.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Here have aligned When the Stillers win this week, will
- 21:13Speaker 2: have six wins and the Bengals will have seven losses.
- 21:16Speaker 6: Six seven.
- 21:18Speaker 7: Here we go, give me those tickets.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Okay, you don't win. No, I'm just calling you right now.
- 21:23Speaker 1: I know we pick it randomly, but I'm taking her
- 21:25Speaker 1: entry right now.
- 21:26Speaker 2: She does not win, Mike and Bob. It's the ninety
- 21:30Speaker 2: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Tomorrow we're doing
- 21:33Speaker 2: our friends giving event at the Get Go Test Kitchen.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Got a couple listeners that are coming with us and
- 21:39Speaker 2: bringing some friends and yeah, we should have a damn
- 21:42Speaker 2: good time tomorrow after the show.
- 21:43Speaker 1: It's a great time, man. We just get to hang out.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Yeah, Get Go Test Kitchen after the show tomorrow. Today
- 21:49Speaker 2: is Starbucks Red Cup Day.
- 21:50Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 21:51Speaker 2: You know people were losing their minds over the bar
- 21:55Speaker 2: east the cups. Yeah, it's Red Cup Day. That's where
- 21:58Speaker 2: you get the red cup that you can reuse. Okay, yeah,
- 22:01Speaker 2: another cup for the Yeah, you have a Do you
- 22:04Speaker 2: have a cabinet in your kitchen that I.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Just don't even want to talk about my my cup cupboard?
- 22:09Speaker 3: Do you have one?
- 22:10Speaker 1: I have one.
- 22:10Speaker 2: I definitely have one, like a Starbucks red cup, just
- 22:13Speaker 2: like a collection of random cups that don't Yeah, the
- 22:16Speaker 2: top shelf used.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Yeah it's bad, dude.
- 22:21Speaker 2: I have a skull mug from uh guy Fiers. I
- 22:28Speaker 2: don't even know what it's called, but I got it
- 22:30Speaker 2: in an airport. I want to say, maybe Atlanta, Like
- 22:34Speaker 2: we were just stuck waiting to fly somewhere, and we
- 22:37Speaker 2: had got the collectible cup. We went and ate a
- 22:40Speaker 2: guy Vieri's and I saw the big giant skull mug
- 22:43Speaker 2: and I'm like, I have to have that.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I have used it one time since I brought it home,
- 22:48Speaker 1: taking that home with me. I have some bad cups,
- 22:51Speaker 1: you know. I think I got a plastic one that's
- 22:53Speaker 1: starting to fade.
- 22:54Speaker 2: It's a I think I got Chris Kunitz Penguins cup.
- 22:58Speaker 2: I got pen cups too, over old Pittsburgh sports cups.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Everybody has them, right, everybody has them right, stack of them.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Everybody has them all right. It's time to get to
- 23:09Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Bob.
- 23:11Speaker 2: This is just one of our favorite things on the
- 23:12Speaker 2: show because there's a lot of things that happen in
- 23:14Speaker 2: the city that don't make the news, that don't make websites,
- 23:17Speaker 2: don't make the paper or anything like that, you know,
- 23:20Speaker 2: just the stuff that is happening, but you know, might
- 23:23Speaker 2: not get a mention other than the Pittsburgh Police scanner.
- 23:27Speaker 2: And this is just a couple of people who listened
- 23:29Speaker 2: to the scanner. They made like social media accounts for it,
- 23:32Speaker 2: PGH Scanner. They have their own website pghdash scanner dot com.
- 23:37Speaker 2: They have merched now they do a hell of a job,
- 23:40Speaker 2: and it is time to find out what is happening.
- 23:43Speaker 1: In and around our city.
- 23:46Speaker 2: Carrick caller said her boyfriend, oh boy, discovered her OnlyFans
- 23:51Speaker 2: account and he got a big problem with it.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Why didn't need to call the cops for that?
- 24:01Speaker 3: Just?
- 24:01Speaker 2: Uh?
- 24:02Speaker 1: Is he out of control? Just like wrecking the house?
- 24:04Speaker 2: I mean, if if he's got a problem with having
- 24:07Speaker 2: an only fans forbidden a lady trying to make the
- 24:10Speaker 2: money around, Come on, man, Carrack boyfriend, what are you doing.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Wrong? He's just trying to provide for the household.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Little only fans on the side. Bob's got one. We
- 24:23Speaker 2: don't talk about it though, you weren't supposed to say that,
- 24:33Speaker 2: you know, all right, I'm gonna stop only cheeks. It's called.
- 24:39Speaker 1: For, uh for people who like big beautiful butt cheeks.
- 24:46Speaker 2: The triple be the big beautiful butgings also happening downtown
- 24:52Speaker 2: staying with sparking Garage security says it like eight kids
- 24:55Speaker 2: stole fire extinguisher and they're unloading it on past and cars. Right, kids,
- 25:04Speaker 2: you know, we all do dumb stuff like that though,
- 25:06Speaker 2: you know it's dumb. Yeah, and if you're in one
- 25:10Speaker 2: of those cars, you don't want that to happen. Yeah,
- 25:14Speaker 2: you want to You want to put all those eight
- 25:16Speaker 2: kids in jail for the rest of their lives. Yeah, yeah,
- 25:20Speaker 2: you probably want to pull over your car and kick
- 25:22Speaker 2: those kids ass. And you can't kick kids' asses though,
- 25:25Speaker 2: that's a bad thing. You're not allowed to beat up kids.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Those kids are having a core memory day though, Oh
- 25:31Speaker 2: they are. They are, for sure. They're having the time
- 25:33Speaker 2: of their life. I remember, like every time in my
- 25:37Speaker 2: life I cause destruction to someone else's personal property, you know,
- 25:42Speaker 2: like I dude, I remember fifth grade down by the creek,
- 25:45Speaker 2: and it goes with uh Derek Fox.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're just throwing rocks at cars, oh man.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Also happening in and around our city, Brighton Heights, callers
- 25:57Speaker 2: said to some old guy wearing a zip up jacket
- 25:59Speaker 2: and joggers threatened to chop up the construction workers for
- 26:04Speaker 2: making so much noise. All right, Bud, chop the ball,
- 26:08Speaker 2: take a lap man. Construction's gotta get done someplace.
- 26:13Speaker 1: Did you have a sword out chop them? I don't know.
- 26:18Speaker 2: He's making threats, though he went out there in the
- 26:20Speaker 2: zip up and joggers. Hey, their matching sweatsuit. Take your
- 26:23Speaker 2: ass back of the mouse. Not the same guy that
- 26:26Speaker 2: complains there's too many potholes on the street.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Then when they come to fix it, that's your lot
- 26:31Speaker 1: around here.
- 26:31Speaker 2: It's the kind of guy that when they drive downtown,
- 26:36Speaker 2: they deserve to get their car blasted by eight kids
- 26:40Speaker 2: with a fire extinguisher.
- 26:41Speaker 1: That's the kind of guy that does.
- 26:43Speaker 2: That's the kind of guy that hopefully maybe his significant other,
- 26:47Speaker 2: his wife or a girlfriend, has an only fans account,
- 26:50Speaker 2: and it's nasty.
- 26:52Speaker 1: And there's vegetables involved. Vegetables.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Mikey, Bobs and six one Kiss Morning Freak Show stream
- 27:02Speaker 2: us live on the free iHeartRadio appen. If you miss
- 27:04Speaker 2: any of the show, you can get caught up later
- 27:06Speaker 2: with our Mikey and Bob podcast. Hey, we got some
- 27:09Speaker 2: good pirates news. Yesterday, Paul Skeens won the National League
- 27:13Speaker 2: cy unanimous winner, getting all thirty first place bolts. He's
- 27:19Speaker 2: the first pirate to win the cy Young get it
- 27:21Speaker 2: without having a winning record.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane.
- 27:24Speaker 2: First pirate to win the cy Young since Doug Drey
- 27:27Speaker 2: back back in nineteen ninety. Here was Paul Skeens on
- 27:31Speaker 2: winning the Cy Young.
- 27:32Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, winning it is one thing. It being
- 27:35Speaker 9: a unanimous decision is another. It's pretty you know, it's
- 27:38Speaker 9: pretty special. The Cy Young Award is the Cy Young Award,
- 27:41Speaker 9: like everybody, every baseball fan knows it. You know, I've
- 27:45Speaker 9: had I've had a month to think about it now
- 27:47Speaker 9: after the seasons ended, and what it would mean and
- 27:49Speaker 9: that kind of thing. And basically the answer that I've come,
- 27:53Speaker 9: you know, come upon is that it doesn't change anything
- 27:55Speaker 9: about the season that I had, whether I win it
- 27:57Speaker 9: or not. It's the same way I thought about the
- 28:00Speaker 9: Rookie of the Year Award last year. It's a you know,
- 28:02Speaker 9: it's a tremendous honor, but you know, it's about we
- 28:05Speaker 9: play this game because we we love the game, and
- 28:07Speaker 9: we love to pitch, and we love to win and
- 28:10Speaker 9: be in baseball. We are stewards of this game. And
- 28:14Speaker 9: Cy Young Award or not, it doesn't change that. And
- 28:17Speaker 9: I'm you know, so grateful obviously to win the award,
- 28:20Speaker 9: but just being able to play the play the game.
- 28:22Speaker 9: You know, one hundred and sixty two games in my
- 28:24Speaker 9: first full big league season, I was healthy the whole time,
- 28:27Speaker 9: and those are the those are the sweetest parts about it.
- 28:31Speaker 9: I think from this past year.
- 28:32Speaker 2: There's Paul Skins talking about winning the cy Young Award.
- 28:36Speaker 2: He was he was asked some interesting questions. He was asked,
- 28:38Speaker 2: you know when he trade his pitching dominance for for wins?
- 28:41Speaker 1: I mean, of course he would.
- 28:43Speaker 9: I thought about this over the past month. I would
- 28:44Speaker 9: trade in a heartbeat. The focus needs to be, you know,
- 28:48Speaker 9: winning a World Series in Pittsburgh. We haven't done it
- 28:50Speaker 9: since nineteen seventy nine.
- 28:51Speaker 1: That's go tell Bob, go to his office, let him
- 28:53Speaker 1: know and tell Bob.
- 28:54Speaker 9: That's the goal. Whatever it leads to, the plan is,
- 28:58Speaker 9: you know, to be there next year. So I'm on
- 29:01Speaker 9: the Pirates. My goal is to win with the Pirates.
- 29:04Speaker 9: I love the city of Pittsburgh.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Paul, I mean, you're just saying all
- 29:10Speaker 2: the things that we want to hear. He was then asked,
- 29:12Speaker 2: you know, how can the Pirates win?
- 29:13Speaker 9: But that's that's kind of what I think we need
- 29:16Speaker 9: to to get back to. Is that gritty, blue collar
- 29:20Speaker 9: personality what Pittsburgh ish.
- 29:22Speaker 2: Myll Yeah, Paul Skans is saying next year, these boys
- 29:27Speaker 2: are wearing hard hats and bringing port amount of damn.
- 29:30Speaker 1: I feel like, can.
- 29:31Speaker 5: Right now this god, right now, Oh my god, Paul
- 29:37Speaker 5: skiings toward the top of my Washington like the pot
- 29:41Speaker 5: hockey side on fire.
- 29:43Speaker 9: So I'm going to push for that. I know there
- 29:44Speaker 9: are others that are going to push for that, and
- 29:46Speaker 9: then whoever's new the organization, they're going to realize real quick,
- 29:49Speaker 9: that's what that's what the goal is.
- 29:50Speaker 2: So well, all right, all right, listen, they don't talk
- 29:55Speaker 2: too much, Paul, because you don't get too crazy here.
- 29:58Speaker 2: If people come in from the outside, like if we
- 30:00Speaker 2: had some free agents, some new players this year, they
- 30:04Speaker 2: know what they're walking into. Yeah, yeah, this is their
- 30:07Speaker 2: last resort. Remember when Rowdy t LEAs was defending David
- 30:12Speaker 2: Bednard and he's like, we don't do that around here,
- 30:14Speaker 2: and then he quickly found out we do do that
- 30:16Speaker 2: around here because it's the Pirates. Here was Paul Skeins again.
- 30:21Speaker 2: He wins the Cy Young Award unanimous, first one for
- 30:24Speaker 2: the Pirates to win since nineteen ninety. It's a really
- 30:27Speaker 2: cool thing, like this guy is a generationally good baseball player. Dude,
- 30:31Speaker 2: He's he's obviously the face of the franchise for the Pirates.
- 30:35Speaker 1: He's the face of the damn MLB, like he had,
- 30:37Speaker 1: one of the main people. Yes, he was talking about here.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Obviously he wasn't here for it, but just hearing about
- 30:44Speaker 2: Buctober in the blackout.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Ugh.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Just some of the greatest sporting events ever in Pittsburgh
- 30:53Speaker 2: of this generation. It's the only thing anybody has When
- 30:56Speaker 2: the Pirates had the wild card runs talking about.
- 31:00Speaker 9: It, Yeah, I mean I watched it as a fan.
- 31:01Speaker 9: Everybody in Pittsburgh talks about that. My agent actually, I
- 31:06Speaker 9: don't even think he was an asient.
- 31:07Speaker 10: At that point.
- 31:07Speaker 11: He was at that game and he and he.
- 31:09Speaker 9: Said that it was the coolest atmosphere he's ever been
- 31:13Speaker 9: to in sports. Yeah, it's you know, the city is
- 31:16Speaker 9: craving it. The fans are craving it. This isn't this
- 31:18Speaker 9: isn't my city.
- 31:19Speaker 11: I'm not from.
- 31:20Speaker 9: Pittsburgh, you know. I'm adopted by by this city and
- 31:24Speaker 9: uh and the fans are the ones, the fans that
- 31:27Speaker 9: show up for us when we're you know, winning. I
- 31:30Speaker 9: personally love that. If we're losing, the fans don't show
- 31:33Speaker 9: up in the in the same numbers. It's not like
- 31:35Speaker 9: Chicago or Saint Louis. If you want fans, you gotta win.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Hey, this guy rules on a line. This guy is
- 31:42Speaker 2: this guy. We are in love with this guy line
- 31:46Speaker 2: Bob Nutting, Oh man, you deserve.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Flaming bags of dog poop schemes just slides in.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Yeah, when we don't win, nobody's going to show up.
- 31:57Speaker 1: That's just that's he says. He likes it. That's what
- 32:00Speaker 1: I like.
- 32:00Speaker 2: I like when the rest of the country's like, Pittsburgh
- 32:03Speaker 2: has this guy who's a cy young guy like and
- 32:07Speaker 2: nobody's even showing up. Yeah, team stinks. We're doing it
- 32:09Speaker 2: because Bob Nutting screw you. Nothing against Paul Skeans. And
- 32:13Speaker 2: then Paul sken says, hey, when you don't show up
- 32:16Speaker 2: because we stink.
- 32:17Speaker 1: I like it. Oh. And then there was a report
- 32:20Speaker 1: that said he wanted to go to the Yankees.
- 32:23Speaker 2: It was like a former teammate that said, hey, Paul
- 32:25Speaker 2: Skeins wants to be a Yankee.
- 32:27Speaker 1: He was asked about that.
- 32:28Speaker 9: I don't don't I don't know where that came from.
- 32:31Speaker 9: The goal is to win, Yeah, I don't know. I
- 32:33Speaker 9: don't know the reporter that reported it. I don't know
- 32:35Speaker 9: the player who who supposedly said that. But the goal
- 32:40Speaker 9: is to win, and the goal is to win in Pittsburgh.
- 32:43Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul, Unfortunately that does not seem like it's going
- 32:46Speaker 2: to be a possible thing as long as Bob Nutting
- 32:49Speaker 2: owns the team.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Your goal, Paul, But yeah, we know how this is
- 32:53Speaker 1: going to end, Paul.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And the owner has to invest a little more money
- 32:57Speaker 2: to be everybody's goal. They got to do something this offseason. Man,
- 33:01Speaker 2: but saying all the right thing. Yeah, they have a unicorn.
- 33:04Speaker 2: They literally have aorn.
- 33:07Speaker 3: They do.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Unanimous Cy Young Award winner. Congratulations to Paul Skans, Mike
- 33:14Speaker 2: and Bob's ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Uh huh Backyard Hoops Brawl Time pit at West Virginia
- 33:21Speaker 1: Men's Basketball tonight.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Also, uh, Season three of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
- 33:28Speaker 2: is on Hulu tonight.
- 33:30Speaker 1: It's a big show. It is. You tap into it.
- 33:33Speaker 2: No, No, I haven't tapped into any of the Real
- 33:36Speaker 2: Housewives shows yet because it's uh, I know if I
- 33:43Speaker 2: tap in, it's going to be a problem, and I
- 33:45Speaker 2: don't have time for any of the Real Housewives of
- 33:48Speaker 2: any City Housewives.
- 33:49Speaker 1: I really watched. I like that. Atlanta. Atlanta was my favorite.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Atlanta Ago.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Yeah, Real Housewives of Atlanta. That juice, that good juice.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:00Speaker 2: I watched a little bit of the Salt Lake one
- 34:03Speaker 2: when they started. Yeah, I think we did too, But yeah,
- 34:06Speaker 2: I haven't really dug in. They've done so many different spinoffs.
- 34:10Speaker 2: It's like its own multiverse. Yeah, it's like ninety day
- 34:12Speaker 2: Fiance where it's just like it's its own sort of economy.
- 34:16Speaker 2: All right, let's get to another talkback message. You're sitting
- 34:19Speaker 2: through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by the
- 34:21Speaker 2: Pavement group.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Hi boys.
- 34:22Speaker 12: It Emily with the Sloth Pinky.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Hey, Emily with the swath Pinky.
- 34:27Speaker 12: I have a quick funny story that me and my
- 34:29Speaker 12: seven year old experience yesterday. We felt like we were
- 34:32Speaker 12: living our very own naked story on you guys' show.
- 34:37Speaker 12: So there's this older gentleman in our area that's like
- 34:39Speaker 12: typically hitchhiking that we always see on the side of
- 34:43Speaker 12: the road.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like a lot of cities have that
- 34:45Speaker 2: one person, and he might see walking around the city
- 34:48Speaker 2: all the time.
- 34:48Speaker 12: You know, and we always, I don't know, we've always
- 34:51Speaker 12: noticed him. Anyways, fast forward to yesterday, we're hopping on
- 34:54Speaker 12: three seventy six on the on ramp and we see
- 34:56Speaker 12: the guy and I go, look, Joe, there's the guy.
- 34:59Speaker 12: Why is he on this out of the highway. He
- 35:00Speaker 12: shouldn't be there.
- 35:01Speaker 2: It's good parenting, right there, guy on the side of
- 35:03Speaker 2: the highway. Never end up on the side of the highway.
- 35:05Speaker 2: Shouldn't be there.
- 35:06Speaker 7: I drive past.
- 35:07Speaker 12: My daughter looks stack and cheesy's a full noon. She
- 35:10Speaker 12: covers her eyes and she screams and she's.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Like, mom, I think signs that crack.
- 35:14Speaker 12: Oh no, oh my god. And of course I told
- 35:17Speaker 12: you to look. This isicuously in the whole way home.
- 35:21Speaker 12: She was embarrassed, and I'm like, oh my god. We're
- 35:24Speaker 12: living Mikey and Big Bob stories right now. This is ridiculous.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Yeah, real life naked story. Take a look back there,
- 35:30Speaker 2: it's a guy on the side of the highway. He's
- 35:32Speaker 2: not supposed to be there. Oh peekaboo, surprise park parkway
- 35:37Speaker 2: cheeks really got some bock crack.
- 35:41Speaker 1: I got some bought crack action there.
- 35:42Speaker 2: By the way, Speaking of somebody getting naked, there's always
- 35:46Speaker 2: people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news, making our show.
- 35:50Speaker 1: It's time for a naked store. Here we go.
- 35:53Speaker 13: It's time for another Naked story on the ninety sixth
- 36:01Speaker 13: one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with Mikey and Big Bab.
- 36:06Speaker 1: This is down South Carolina.
- 36:07Speaker 2: A man was arrested for allegedly doing donuts while naked
- 36:12Speaker 2: in a church parking lot. Naked in the car nickname,
- 36:21Speaker 2: I call her Donuts Officer.
- 36:23Speaker 1: She's a lady sweet, She's a lady of the night.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Call her Missdonuts. Street named Donuts.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Round ten forty five police responded to a report of
- 36:33Speaker 2: a naked man driving recklessly. When they arrived, they found
- 36:36Speaker 2: empty beer cans and the tire marks consistent of somebody
- 36:40Speaker 2: that was doing.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Donuts in the parking lot. I thought this was America, officer.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Officers got another call while they were in the church
- 36:48Speaker 2: parking lot bought a car stopped in the middle of
- 36:50Speaker 2: the road with its horn blaring and traffic blocked. The
- 36:53Speaker 2: driver was a thirty six year old man found only
- 36:55Speaker 2: wearing underwear and a tank top with a blanket wrapped
- 36:58Speaker 2: around him, just out there in Miller honkin. If you're
- 37:00Speaker 2: horny man, letting everybody know, getting the horny honks in.
- 37:05Speaker 2: Officers smelled a strong smelled alcohol on his breath and
- 37:09Speaker 2: a search of vehicle turned up a scale in white
- 37:11Speaker 2: powder that tested positive for crack cocaine. All he was
- 37:15Speaker 2: hit with multiple charges. But you know, maybe he was
- 37:20Speaker 2: just naked in a church parking lot because he wanted
- 37:25Speaker 2: to go see his lady friend named Donuts dance. Maybe
- 37:32Speaker 2: she's an exotic dancer. If you got a sweet tooth tonight,
- 37:40Speaker 2: you've come to the right place. Welcome to the snatch Shack.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Because when these ladies dance, they're gonna snatch those dollars out.
- 37:55Speaker 2: That's why it's called the snatch shack, because they snatch
- 37:58Speaker 2: up the dollars where you go. Don't leave me, don't
- 38:01Speaker 2: leave me. They're snatching up dollars. Dude, don't leave me. Man,
- 38:07Speaker 2: don't leave me. Get back here. I got more to
- 38:09Speaker 2: tell you about.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Oh, let me tack myself back in. Sit down. We're
- 38:13Speaker 1: gonna we all right. She smells like big goods and
- 38:18Speaker 1: sweet treats.
- 38:20Speaker 2: For twenty dollars, you can sprinkle powdered sugar anywhere on
- 38:26Speaker 2: her body.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Well, that just powdered sugar.
- 38:28Speaker 2: The cops phone minor been offsters is powdered sugar, not cocaine.
- 38:33Speaker 2: That's it's called the snatch shack. Because you snatched the
- 38:41Speaker 2: dollars up once you have done your dancing. Oh, welcome
- 38:47Speaker 2: to the stage.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Debbie Donuts.
- 38:51Speaker 2: Oh, Debbie Donuts. Oh, Debbie Donuts, and guess one for
- 38:59Speaker 2: one one hundred dollars.
- 39:04Speaker 1: She'll show you her donut hole.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Ooh, Debbie Donuts showing off the donut hole. Ooh, Debbie
- 39:11Speaker 2: Donuts showing and off or donut hole.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Ooh, Debbie Donuts showing off for donut hole.
- 39:17Speaker 2: Oh, Debbie Donuts showing up for donut hole.
- 39:22Speaker 1: It's a naked person making the show once again. You
- 39:27Speaker 1: feel good about that?
- 39:30Speaker 2: No, I do, I do, Mike and Bob, It's the
- 39:37Speaker 2: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Saturday is gonna be awesome.
- 39:40Speaker 2: College game day on the North Shore before Pitt and
- 39:43Speaker 2: Notre Dame at noon.
- 39:45Speaker 5: Uh.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Then at night it's.
- 39:47Speaker 2: River Hans taking on Rhode Island US CELL Conference Finals.
- 39:52Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big night down there. A little
- 39:54Speaker 1: hand Tom action.
- 39:55Speaker 14: What going on?
- 39:56Speaker 2: Man? That's go Hans hon, Yes, of course, versus gonna
- 40:00Speaker 2: be pretty cool on Saturday. Let's get smart your talkback messages.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Always love when you're part of the show, not just
- 40:06Speaker 2: listening to it. You could send it through the free
- 40:08Speaker 2: iHeartRadio apps. You got anything for the show? Talkback messages
- 40:11Speaker 2: brought to us by One Team Media.
- 40:13Speaker 1: Hey, Mike imbab Stacey Permianbridge. Will Hard got activated? And
- 40:18Speaker 1: where the hell has he at? Cock up been? Wow,
- 40:22Speaker 1: that's a lot right there.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Yeah, Will Hard the Steelers, you know, late round draft pick.
- 40:27Speaker 1: He's been out for a while, he's been activated. Well, Howard,
- 40:30Speaker 1: he's active. So it's Aaron Rodgers, it's Mason Rudolph and
- 40:34Speaker 1: We'll Hard.
- 40:34Speaker 2: I feel like everybody's forgotten about Mason Rudolph at this point.
- 40:37Speaker 2: We have we have because if Aaron Rodgers' leg falls off,
- 40:41Speaker 2: it's Will Hard time. I want Will Hard. It's probably not, No,
- 40:45Speaker 2: it's probably not. It's probably Mason Rudolf. But everybody's gonna
- 40:47Speaker 2: be like, let's see what Will Hard can do? Right,
- 40:50Speaker 2: But you gotta see what he can do? Yeah, well Hard,
- 40:53Speaker 2: you get a sniff. Now he's active. Now he's got
- 40:56Speaker 2: to play like four bad games in a row for
- 40:59Speaker 2: the fans to move on, right, right, But on last
- 41:02Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers wins us the Super Bowl this year.
- 41:05Speaker 1: It's gonna be what about that Will Hard? He might
- 41:09Speaker 1: be a guy. It might be a guy.
- 41:11Speaker 2: I think we got our guys be a little hard. Yeah,
- 41:14Speaker 2: so well hard, you know, back with the team and
- 41:16Speaker 2: activating and all that. Let's get to another talkback message.
- 41:19Speaker 2: It's our buddy chef John.
- 41:23Speaker 6: Hey, Mike, Key and Bob, but your boy chef John.
- 41:26Speaker 6: I gotta tell you about an experience that I had
- 41:30Speaker 6: just last night. Actually, So I'm sitting on the couch
- 41:33Speaker 6: and I hear this noise that sounds almost like something's
- 41:37Speaker 6: like in my ceiling. The weirdest sounds over my life.
- 41:41Speaker 6: She noticed it too. Our dogs even like perked up
- 41:44Speaker 6: because they heard something. So I'm walking around my house.
- 41:47Speaker 6: I kind of identify where this is coming from, and
- 41:52Speaker 6: I'm hearing it closer to my office, which is where
- 41:55Speaker 6: are fireplaces. As I get close to the fireplace, the
- 41:59Speaker 6: sound gets loud or it's like rustling around or something.
- 42:01Speaker 2: I'm wondering that, dude, didn't you have bats in your
- 42:04Speaker 2: Uh dude, I've had bats. I've had birds. I had
- 42:07Speaker 2: birds down the chimney before. Yeah, yeah, and there's nothing
- 42:10Speaker 2: you can do. I think they're protected if I remember right, like,
- 42:13Speaker 2: but nobody will go in and remove them because, yeah,
- 42:15Speaker 2: the bird, the type of bird that gets into your chimney.
- 42:19Speaker 2: It's a specific bird. I forget that. Yeah, yeah, I
- 42:22Speaker 2: been through all this. Okay, Yeah, you hear the rustling. Yeah,
- 42:25Speaker 2: and if it's in the kidney, if it's in the chimney, yeah,
- 42:28Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 42:29Speaker 6: Is there like a squirrel on top of my my
- 42:32Speaker 6: chimney or something, or what's what's happening? So I decide
- 42:35Speaker 6: to go outside. So I get out there, and I
- 42:38Speaker 6: can vaguely make out that there's something up there that
- 42:42Speaker 6: just shouldn't be up there. And I have a so
- 42:45Speaker 6: I shine my flashlight up there to see what it is.
- 42:47Speaker 6: And there is a person, a person on my roof.
- 42:52Speaker 6: What So I look up there and I shout and
- 42:54Speaker 6: I'm like, dude, what are you doing on my roof?
- 42:56Speaker 6: And he looks at me and I can make out
- 42:58Speaker 6: his eyes in the dead of night, and he says,
- 43:02Speaker 6: I'm Sanna, And you tell Mikey he's on fain ice.
- 43:06Speaker 2: Yeah, what set up? What it's set up? Santa Claus
- 43:12Speaker 2: whole time. By the way, Chef John, first of all,
- 43:18Speaker 2: good job. I was bought all the way in thinking
- 43:21Speaker 2: it's gonna be the the chimney swift birds, and yeah,
- 43:24Speaker 2: he doesn't know what to do, and they're in his
- 43:26Speaker 2: chimney's here in rustling.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Something's moving into the ceiling. Now.
- 43:30Speaker 2: The whole story was a lie so he could get
- 43:33Speaker 2: to Santa Claus said, Mikey's on thin ice. A message
- 43:37Speaker 2: for you, A message for me. The whole thing was
- 43:39Speaker 2: a message for me from Santa Claus. Is it Santa's
- 43:44Speaker 2: on telling you you're on thin ice season? I think
- 43:46Speaker 2: we're here now right, Santa's been watching. He's up on
- 43:49Speaker 2: by the way, Chimney, Hey bad, ain't no real, Sanna?
- 43:52Speaker 2: What in the Batman Santa was this?
- 43:54Speaker 1: Here's a here's what Santa Claus sound like?
- 43:57Speaker 10: And he says, I.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Know Santa Claus. Santa Claus don't sound like that.
- 44:05Speaker 10: Ice?
- 44:06Speaker 1: What sort of mysterious?
- 44:08Speaker 2: He didn't even w ho ho up there? That ain't
- 44:10Speaker 2: no sant I don't trust that they know who that is.
- 44:13Speaker 2: I'm not unfair.
- 44:14Speaker 1: Herbert up there, got Chimney, Perbert Santa suit in the
- 44:24Speaker 1: Batman Man Kiss by You Bob.
- 44:31Speaker 2: It is the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Tomorrow Friday, Penn's play in the afternoon two PM game
- 44:38Speaker 2: against Nashville because they're in Sweden and then Penn's play
- 44:43Speaker 2: against Nashville nine am on Sunday in Sweden. I like
- 44:47Speaker 2: it on our schedule two pm game.
- 44:50Speaker 1: That's beautiful, My god, go home show Friday, if you'd
- 44:56Speaker 1: be out, dude.
- 44:56Speaker 2: We're gonna go from the show tomorrow to the Get
- 44:59Speaker 2: Go Tech kitchen, eat so much food.
- 45:02Speaker 1: We're basically gonna be putting a food induced chef Tom Comer,
- 45:06Speaker 1: and then how about a little bit let's go back.
- 45:08Speaker 2: Home and watch the Pens playing Sweden. Oh geez, nice,
- 45:13Speaker 2: I like it. Let's get to Cam Hayward here. We
- 45:16Speaker 2: love Cam Hayward. Cam Heyward's gonna be hanging out with
- 45:18Speaker 2: us this coming Tuesday at the Putt Shack at the
- 45:21Speaker 2: Strip District Terminal because we're collecting new unwrapped toys for
- 45:26Speaker 2: Stuff of Us, our yearly toy.
- 45:28Speaker 1: Drive for the Marines, Toys for Topic. We're stuff in
- 45:30Speaker 1: the first bus already.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the terminal is doing down there, Strip
- 45:33Speaker 2: District and you can be a part of it. Five
- 45:36Speaker 2: to seven Tuesday, coming up on the eighteenth me, Bob
- 45:39Speaker 2: tul Kathy, Cam Hayward, you can come hang out. Just
- 45:43Speaker 2: bring a new unwrapped toy Now let's get to Cam
- 45:45Speaker 2: Hayward's podcast, not just football.
- 45:48Speaker 1: He's basically saying what he should say.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Everybody, calm, don don't ride the wave of the ups
- 45:57Speaker 2: and downs of the season. Don't get too high, don't
- 46:00Speaker 2: get too low, and very much spoken like a sitcom dad.
- 46:06Speaker 2: It's Cam Hayward. Man, he's dead, but it's always gotten
- 46:09Speaker 2: the lessons in calm voice. Here's Cam Hayward just talking
- 46:14Speaker 2: about don't ride the way, don't ride don't all right,
- 46:18Speaker 2: let me try this again. Here's Kim Hayward talking about
- 46:22Speaker 2: don't ride the way.
- 46:24Speaker 1: There we go.
- 46:25Speaker 3: You know, I know everybody is on high alert. Everybody
- 46:29Speaker 3: is ready to call the season what it is. But
- 46:32Speaker 3: more ball to be played, more, more time to get back.
- 46:35Speaker 3: Gotta be positive about it. We gotta quit ride in
- 46:38Speaker 3: this wave.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Man, this feels like me talking to my daughter about
- 46:42Speaker 2: like a failed math test or something like that.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Gotta be positive by get him the next test.
- 46:48Speaker 3: You know, Teammates, fans, you name it. We gotta just
- 46:51Speaker 3: go out there and just be ready for each game.
- 46:54Speaker 3: It's not a discredit to anybody, but more football to
- 46:57Speaker 3: be played and we gotta be better lead.
- 47:00Speaker 1: That's Cam Hayward right there telling everybody calm don just
- 47:05Speaker 1: gotta be better, don't ride the wave. And then Cam
- 47:07Speaker 1: Hayward was asked, if you could be in one TV
- 47:12Speaker 1: or and or movie universe, what would you be in?
- 47:17Speaker 2: Now, this is the kind of stuff we want to
- 47:19Speaker 2: hear from Cam Hayward.
- 47:21Speaker 1: And if he doesn't say Star Wars, I'm gonna be
- 47:24Speaker 1: upset and I'm gonna have words with him on Tuesday Oday.
- 47:27Speaker 1: You're gonna judge him here, aren't Cam Hayward, whether he
- 47:30Speaker 1: knows it or not, is my Star Wars buddy.
- 47:32Speaker 2: So here's Cam Hayward on what movie and TV universe
- 47:35Speaker 2: he wants to be in.
- 47:36Speaker 3: I think I would have a lot of fun on
- 47:37Speaker 3: like the Star Wars movie universe.
- 47:40Speaker 1: I think that's that's my guy right there, that's my
- 47:44Speaker 1: Star Wars bud, Cam Hayward.
- 47:47Speaker 2: Should I bring my lightsaber on Tuesday? I shouldn't bring
- 47:50Speaker 2: my lightsaber?
- 47:50Speaker 1: Right, Jedi Bodies, Hey.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Bring my lightsaber? I can't do that. Just keep it
- 47:56Speaker 2: in the back seat, Okay, put in the car. Let's
- 47:59Speaker 2: get to Cam's TV fantasy visually.
- 48:03Speaker 1: But then this is this is really visual.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Put me in the office and like, give me like
- 48:09Speaker 3: a desk job, and I think that would be even
- 48:12Speaker 3: more visually funny.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Yeah, Cam gets it.
- 48:16Speaker 2: I feel like Cam has the juice to actually end
- 48:18Speaker 2: up in some type of Star Wars show movie.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Dave Filoni, right, yeah, Dave Filoni, the guy that's from
- 48:25Speaker 1: Pittsburgh is basically one of the top dudes making Star
- 48:28Speaker 1: Wars stuff. Cam. We gotta get with Filony.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Can we all go into all of us Star Wars
- 48:34Speaker 2: bar we need to be That's it, that's all we
- 48:36Speaker 2: want to be.
- 48:36Speaker 1: Don't need to be main characters who just put us
- 48:38Speaker 1: in a Star Wars bar. That's it.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Are there any fat Stormtroopers? I mean, I'm not talking
- 48:45Speaker 2: about guys that dress up for Halloween in the actual movies.
- 48:50Speaker 1: I was trying to because I've ever seen a fat
- 48:52Speaker 1: storm and.
- 48:57Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I've seen so many fat Stormtroopers before
- 48:59Speaker 2: and it's kind of sad.
- 49:01Speaker 1: But no, no, I've seen them, but not no, not
- 49:04Speaker 1: official ones. Those are just comic con ones right there. Okay,
- 49:10Speaker 1: those are the ones that go to conventions. Those aren't
- 49:13Speaker 1: actually ones that are doing anything.
- 49:16Speaker 2: I don't think there's no, there's not there's not a
- 49:19Speaker 2: plumper Stormtroopers in the Star Wars bar. Yeah, we can't
- 49:23Speaker 2: be Yeah, I can't be Stormtroopers because stormtroopers have those
- 49:27Speaker 2: like white plates on them, like the protective gear, and
- 49:29Speaker 2: all that stuff makes look weird.
- 49:31Speaker 1: Man, you and Cam Hayward wouldn't fit in stormtrooper gears
- 49:34Speaker 1: in some makeup.
- 49:35Speaker 2: Man, give me thirty five nipples and he just set
- 49:38Speaker 2: me at the Star Wars. Oh my gosh, thirty five
- 49:41Speaker 2: nipples long ones too.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Man, See the problems not me and you, it's our listeners.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Because somebody's gonna come up to Cam Hayward on Tuesday
- 49:54Speaker 2: with us standing right there and be like, hey, Cam called.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Dave Filoni wants to show off thirty eight long nipples,
- 50:02Speaker 1: and he's gonna be like, why why do I do
- 50:05Speaker 1: anything with you guys? Why why am I here? That's
- 50:08Speaker 1: harassed me?
- 50:10Speaker 2: All right, come hang out with us and Cam Hayward,
- 50:12Speaker 2: and it's all for a great cause. The Marines Toys
- 50:15Speaker 2: for Tots as the Strip District Terminal putt Shack there
- 50:19Speaker 2: helps us stuff the first Bus for Stuff of Us,
- 50:22Speaker 2: which officially kicks off after Thanksgiving Robinson Town Center, but Tuesday,
- 50:28Speaker 2: November eighteenth, This coming Tuesday five to seven PM with
- 50:31Speaker 2: all of us from the station and Cam Hayward from
- 50:34Speaker 2: the stillers on that Mike You Bob tonight six one
- 50:39Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Pretty nice out today it's gonna
- 50:41Speaker 2: be sunny with highs near fifty degrees.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Not bad. I got it, uh man. I got a
- 50:46Speaker 1: busy day today. We got a meeting him to the show.
- 50:49Speaker 2: I take my wife Jamie to the dentist like a
- 50:52Speaker 2: three point thirty. I'm gonna have this window in the afternoon, though,
- 50:56Speaker 2: I gotta get out there and get these leaves.
- 50:58Speaker 1: Man. Leaves are leaves are a problem right now. Don't
- 51:02Speaker 1: you have a leaf sucker?
- 51:03Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I do, and I cannot wait to use it.
- 51:06Speaker 2: I can't wait to use it. I love doing the leaves.
- 51:10Speaker 2: I don't rake the leaves. I vacuum my lawn. It's
- 51:13Speaker 2: the best. Is the push thing or do you strap
- 51:16Speaker 2: it on your back. It's got a wheel if you want,
- 51:19Speaker 2: or you can just carry the whole thing.
- 51:21Speaker 1: You basically carry it like a bazooka, like a big cannon. Right. Wow,
- 51:25Speaker 1: it's got a bag on it. Just you just vacuum
- 51:29Speaker 1: up the leaves. It's awesome.
- 51:31Speaker 2: Sometimes I hold it up, but then you know your
- 51:34Speaker 2: arms get a little tired, the just.
- 51:35Speaker 1: Put it down, wheel it and then it's basically you're
- 51:37Speaker 1: vacuuming your lawn. I can't wait.
- 51:39Speaker 2: It's the best big day for you. You don't have power washing.
- 51:42Speaker 2: I like making good lines. Oh man, love it. Let's
- 51:48Speaker 2: get to a talkback message here. A little bit earlier
- 51:51Speaker 2: in the show, we were doing a story about some
- 51:52Speaker 2: naked guy doing donuts in the parking lot, and then
- 51:55Speaker 2: I went into a whole thing, how there might be
- 51:57Speaker 2: a female named Debbie donuts and it was a whole thing.
- 52:00Speaker 2: And she danced at the snatch Shack because she snatched
- 52:03Speaker 2: the dollars up and she's an exoct dancer.
- 52:06Speaker 1: It's a whole thing. And then we got this message morning,
- 52:08Speaker 1: Mike and Bob. It's off, Lady Amy, I just had
- 52:11Speaker 1: to call and tell you that when you said the
- 52:14Speaker 1: snatch Shack, I literally almost died. Oz.
- 52:17Speaker 2: One of my favorite.
- 52:18Speaker 7: Parts of your show is when Bob goes off the
- 52:21Speaker 7: rails and you yell at him to shave his mustache
- 52:23Speaker 7: or go home.
- 52:24Speaker 2: But this time he actually left.
- 52:26Speaker 6: You did it to him.
- 52:27Speaker 15: He was like, Nope, I'm out the snatch Shack.
- 52:31Speaker 1: Classic guys, I love you bye. Yeah you. Sometimes you
- 52:35Speaker 1: just gotta walk away. Yeah you did, you walked away.
- 52:37Speaker 2: I was not ready for where she was dancing at,
- 52:39Speaker 2: which was the Snatch Shack. Yeah, snatches up the dollars.
- 52:43Speaker 2: That's why, all right, let's get to another one here
- 52:45Speaker 2: morning Phillow's corn holds here.
- 52:48Speaker 10: So you guys were just talking about the naked guy
- 52:50Speaker 10: doing donuts, talking about Debbie Donuts at the Snatch Shack,
- 52:56Speaker 10: and I was actually, now I'm thinking about donuts. So
- 52:59Speaker 10: I was just curious, do you guys have a top
- 53:01Speaker 10: five donuts of all time?
- 53:02Speaker 1: Absolutely?
- 53:03Speaker 3: Do what?
- 53:13Speaker 13: Hikey and Bob Nutty sis.
- 53:15Speaker 2: Probably the biggest power rankings we'll ever do on the
- 53:18Speaker 2: show because it is one of our favorite foods to
- 53:20Speaker 2: ever eat.
- 53:21Speaker 1: Donuts.
- 53:22Speaker 2: Top five donuts of all time Number five Bob Glaze,
- 53:28Speaker 2: Number four.
- 53:29Speaker 1: Cinnamon sugar whoa.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Number three favorite donuts strawberry jelly filled Whoa.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Little sloppy with number three, Little Sloppy
- 53:43Speaker 1: with it in your with okay?
- 53:44Speaker 2: Number two, favorite donut, apple printer. Number one favorite donut
- 53:51Speaker 2: Bob vanilla cream filled chocolate frosted Long John. Wow, that
- 53:57Speaker 2: is the longest name for a donut.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Whoa, I know what I like man. Number five favorite
- 54:05Speaker 1: donut for me strawberry frosted with sprinkles aka the Homer
- 54:11Speaker 1: Simpson donut.
- 54:13Speaker 2: That's a good that's a solid donut right there. If
- 54:16Speaker 2: you're getting a dozen, there gotta be a pink sprinkle
- 54:18Speaker 2: in there. Top five, number four, Just give me a glaze.
- 54:23Speaker 1: Can't lose. You can't lose with the glazed donut. Number three, dude,
- 54:28Speaker 1: the sugar twist.
- 54:33Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah they're good, are real good.
- 54:37Speaker 1: That's the top five donut. It's kind of like long John,
- 54:41Speaker 1: but not really right.
- 54:42Speaker 2: It's braided, same size and then sometimes though the braided
- 54:46Speaker 2: one will be like real soft in the middle.
- 54:50Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Oh, that's a good donut
- 54:52Speaker 1: right there. Number two the French Crawler.
- 54:56Speaker 2: Number one donut for me, because cornhole Joe wanted to know.
- 55:02Speaker 1: Maple glazed.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Whoa, body, no one, boom boom the whoa it's mapel
- 55:09Speaker 2: glaze for not even top ten?
- 55:10Speaker 1: No, it's hell no, you're wrong. Maple glazed with a
- 55:14Speaker 1: nice cup of coffee. You're all I need to get
- 55:19Speaker 1: by a.
- 55:21Speaker 2: Love maple glazed donuts. Man, Man, I want donuts so bad? Now,
- 55:25Speaker 2: why would we do donuts are so good, They're always
- 55:28Speaker 2: so good, or do anything wrong? Don't you got sick
- 55:31Speaker 2: off donuts?
- 55:32Speaker 1: No? No, no, Are you ever gonna get donut diarrhea?
- 55:35Speaker 2: No?
- 55:36Speaker 1: And if you do, who cares? Seriously, I take it.
- 55:39Speaker 1: There's plenty of foods that I take diarrhea for donuts,
- 55:42Speaker 1: You're one.
- 55:42Speaker 2: Of them, all right. Coming up next on the show
- 55:44Speaker 2: around eight to fifty five. We all know that Paul
- 55:46Speaker 2: Skiings from the Pirates won the National League cy Young
- 55:49Speaker 2: Award last year, saying all the right things right, we
- 55:52Speaker 2: just we gotta do it. I know it's the off season,
- 55:55Speaker 2: but we gotta do it. We took a little peek
- 55:57Speaker 2: Paul Skiing cy Young Facebook comments section coming up around
- 56:01Speaker 2: eight fifty five. Bob Nutting especially tune in for this
- 56:04Speaker 2: one and your chance at one thousand dollars coming up
- 56:07Speaker 2: around nine ten. It's Mikey and Bob, the Mikey and
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- 56:13Speaker 1: Oh God, some of the schemes.
- 56:21Speaker 2: Scream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 56:24Speaker 2: you get your podcasts. Hey, thank you for listening to
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- 56:34Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 56:34Speaker 2: But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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- 56:55Speaker 2: hit that little talkback microphone and you can send us
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- 57:09Speaker 2: Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, let's get to
- 57:11Speaker 2: another talkback message brought to us by the Pavement.
- 57:13Speaker 1: Group to all the buddies. Yeah, Zach the plumber from
- 57:17Speaker 1: Washington here exactly.
- 57:18Speaker 4: So.
- 57:18Speaker 6: I feel like I walked into the show at like
- 57:20Speaker 6: the most inappropriate time, hearing about only cheeks yeah, and
- 57:24Speaker 6: wanting to kick kids' asses for setting off fire extinguishers
- 57:27Speaker 6: and new and dump.
- 57:29Speaker 1: Wow, what a way to start off with Thursday. I
- 57:32Speaker 1: applaud you guys, don't.
- 57:35Speaker 6: We don't need to Yesterday's content to today from the podcast.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Yeah, we're the greatest ever.
- 57:40Speaker 10: You guys are on an absolute roll this morning, and
- 57:43Speaker 10: I commend you.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know how this show is gonna get
- 57:46Speaker 1: any better now. Anyways, here's your plumbing tip for.
- 57:49Speaker 2: The daylming Ti praises us and then gives us a
- 57:53Speaker 2: plumbing tip at the end. Cotton ponies and white mice
- 57:56Speaker 2: don't belong down the Wonders see have a good one.
- 57:59Speaker 1: Okay, cotton ponies. Yeah, cotton ponies and white mice don't
- 58:05Speaker 1: belong don the wonder seat. No, you don't need to
- 58:11Speaker 1: look it up. And he's just telling people, don't flush dampons.
- 58:17Speaker 2: Paul Skeins won the Cy Young Award for the National
- 58:20Speaker 2: League unanimous.
- 58:21Speaker 1: He's awesome.
- 58:23Speaker 2: Didn't even have a winning record because, unfortunately for him,
- 58:28Speaker 2: the cards fell where they did. And he's a Pittsburgh pirate,
- 58:32Speaker 2: which means generational talent. He plays for an organization that
- 58:37Speaker 2: is never going to love him and never give him
- 58:40Speaker 2: the money he deserves, and eventually he's gonna leave Pittsburgh
- 58:44Speaker 2: not because he wants to, because he has to because
- 58:49Speaker 2: the Pirates owner Bob Nutting stinks and he's never gonna
- 58:55Speaker 2: pay Paul Skins. And then we read the Paul Schemes
- 59:00Speaker 2: wins the cy Young Facebook comments. Wow, tark place on
- 59:06Speaker 2: the internet.
- 59:07Speaker 10: Everyone is a GM, everyone's a one is a coach,
- 59:11Speaker 10: everyone is going to get treated.
- 59:13Speaker 1: Everything sucks. It's time for Pirates Facebook comments.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Let's read some Pirates Facebook comments after Wow, Congratulations Paul
- 59:21Speaker 2: Skeens won the cy Young Award.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Stephen W. Congrats Paul sell the damn team. Bob Nutting
- 59:28Speaker 1: justin p twenty twenty four Rookie of the Year, twenty
- 59:32Speaker 1: twenty five cy Young Award, twenty twenty six World Series Champion,
- 59:37Speaker 1: but not with the Pirates. Probably some other team might
- 59:41Speaker 1: not be twenty twenty six, but it's common.
- 59:43Speaker 2: Oh no, Ben, and pay up Bob Nutting, you crumb
- 59:47Speaker 2: bum Bill the damn.
- 59:49Speaker 1: Gam Rhos Kings, Nick Ass, give.
- 59:52Speaker 2: Paul Skins damn team, spend money or sell the damn team,
- 59:57Speaker 2: Bob Bill. H.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: I remember going to Pirates games at Ford orbes Field. Okay,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: nineteen sixties, Oh, credentials are out and manage me cared
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: about winning? Okay, lucky enough to see greats like Roberto
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: and Billy Mass play in person.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Pirate's been a disaster for the last thirty years. Always
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: finish at the bottom, get good draft picks, and then
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: they trade him since they won't pay him.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Paul Skeans will be.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: Gone soon and there's no way in hell he's gonna
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: get paid what he's worth in Pittsburgh.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll just tell you right now, that's just
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: somebody so defeated. We're eventually gonna lose him anyway. So
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: send him to the.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: Crossroads now, Yeah, the Cy Young winner, Paul Skins and him,
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: miss Paul Skins and miss Paul Skins Keith s in
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: the Paul Skiings Cy Young Facebook comments. Trade him to
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: a team that will win.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: He deserves it.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not happening here in Pittsburgh. Joy E, dude
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: isn't staying. Get over it now. It's gonna be a
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: five hundred million dollar man. We know, cheap ass. Bob
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: Nutting isn't paying anything close to that. He'll be traded
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: at next year's deadline market. Don now, and one more here,
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: Paul Skins Cy Young Facebook comments, john S, just go ahead,
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: trade Paul now, we all expect it.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: Just do it. Bob Nutting kick us all.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: In the balls. I mean we're talking about baseballs here there.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: Of course you don't really kick the baseballs. But let
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: me tell you something, Bob Nutting.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: If I was there face to face with Bob Nutting
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, but I hear what you say
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: on the radio about me, and then he goes for
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: the kick, Yeah, that's my cue.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: He starts at first, I'm gonna bite him.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: You're gonna bite him.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, if he goes for the kick first, I
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: gotta defend myself and I will bite.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Just letting you know, Bob Nutting.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: But as we'll just sell the team. My guy stays
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: ready over here, mister nodding, don't see me in the
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: streets nodding. Okay, I'll bite you.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: You you fire first, and I will bite you.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: I'll let It started out as like a celebratory Paul schemes,
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: one cy young post and never every comment just spiral spider,
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: and then it's near then.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: Kicking the balls and.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Your chance to win one thousand dollars trying to pay
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: your bills coming up next year on a Kiss Morning
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Freak Show, It's Mike and Bob.
- 1:02:32Speaker 14: Jeez, stay I want you on Neji Oka. Uh, it's beautiful,
- 1:02:44Speaker 14: says it.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: It's your obvia Shaite Buddies Mikey and Bob, the ninety
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Jonas Brothers tore
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: the Damn City don last night at the Arena. Hell yeah,
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Drover on far Yeah, somebody sent us talkback message from
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: the show. Joe Jonas did the Terrible twelve.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: That's awesome.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: Jonas brother is still out here doing it. Nice job, boys,
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: job Jonah John. All right, let's get to some moartier
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: talkback messages. We always love when your part of the
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- 1:03:22Speaker 7: Hey boys, this is Steely Lick Beams.
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, she wants to call herself that. I don't
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: know if we I mean, we just allowed it. Okay.
- 1:03:35Speaker 15: I'm listening to Wednesday's podcast and I'm cracking up at
- 1:03:38Speaker 15: you guys calling yourselves dude doulas.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, helping with pregnancies and childbirth, the
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: dude loss Yeah, the dudelas.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: The dude doulas who help with childbirth. Okay.
- 1:03:50Speaker 15: I was giggling for a good five minutes after.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: That, that's a lie, and nobody for that long five minutes.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: I've never laughed that long in my life a long time.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: Like, if I laugh for a minute and a half,
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: I'm having the greatest time of my life.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Five minutes of laughter would probably kill me. It probably would.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: Like NonStop laughter, It's probably not healthy, yeah, probably, yeah,
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: probably not.
- 1:04:13Speaker 15: Yeah, but I think you guys should actually be lactation
- 1:04:17Speaker 15: consultants and call yourselves milky and boob. Let me know
- 1:04:22Speaker 15: what you think.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: Listen here, Steely, Steely, lickbeam.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Just because you have a nickname doesn't mean we need
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: to be lactation consultants. We would be uh, milky and boob.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: Yeah. Can you imagine if you're a pregnant woman.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: I don't know what we'd have to offer, and you're
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: going to lactation classes and all the sudden, Milky, you're
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: a little nervous.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: You're oh my gosh, somebody's going to teach me how
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: to feed this human that's gonna come out. And then
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: all of a sudden we show up. Oh my god,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: it's Mikey and Bob. No, no, not not.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Here or not not not now we're Milky and boob
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: calls by our doctor names.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Dude, can you doctor boob, doctor Milky? Hey? Season three
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: of the Pit.
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm telling you man, Hey, not everything
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: is somebody gets.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: Like a steel rod through their arm or something.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Not. Sometimes you just need to show the lactation consultants,
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: you know, crazy emergency rooms coming on.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: But hey, go up to the fourth floor. Milky and Boobs.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: I just called your boobs, milk, Milky and boobs, Mike
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: and Bob. It is the ninety six one Kiss Morning
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: Freak Show. I'm okay, but I'm not okay.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Are you sure you're okay? Yeah? Taylor Taylor Swift.
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, we got the trailer for the end of
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: End of an Era docuseries she put out this morning.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: By you say we You didn't show it to me.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: You just kind of fat quietly over there. Yeah, well yeah,
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: in your own thought. I was enamored with it, you
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: really were. It shows behind the scenes and just chows
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: turned Travis and her talking on the phone with Sabrina
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Carpenter when she was a surprised guest. It's just talking
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: about how you know. It shows her backstage, It shows
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: her under the stage at the Era's tour on that
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: little cart thing that she zooms across, shows her with Travis,
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: then practicing Travis carrying her on stage when he.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: Was a dancer.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: My gosh, Taylor Swift posted, honestly can't think of a
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: better way to celebrate my almost birthday than to relive
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: the Aras tour with you. This time, we're going backstage.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: The End of an Era, a six episode behind the
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: scenes docuseries, streams on Disney Plus beginning December twelfth, So
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: I think we get the first two episodes December twelfth,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: and then you know, probably an episode a week for
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: a few more weeks after that. But yeah, this was
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: the first like real trailer of It's like two and
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: a half minutes. I'm watching, dude, I'm watching Travis Kelce
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: on the thing under the stage, you know, when she
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: dove into the stage. Yeah, and she like basically hit
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: a mat and then the part thing that took her
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: to the other side of the stage. I'm watching her
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: and Travis right that thing. Man, Like, Travis is there
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: and it's basically like a motorcycle, Like she's hugging.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Him just like let's go. You know.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: Oh, man, I love when things get released in December too, Like, yeah,
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: that's a good It's such a good binge month.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: It's the greatest binge month month ever.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Those couple of days, like around the holidays, like right
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: right around Christmas, where there isn't much going on. Yeah,
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: maybe you don't have your whole family over for a
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: day and you're just it's cold out. What am I
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: gonna do. I'm gonna watch eight Hours or something. That
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: might be my favorite week of the year, the week
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: in between, the week between Christmas and New Years.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good week. It is just magical. It
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: feels like nothing is happening other than just eating food
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: and binging things.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: You'll get a randomly crappy like college football bowl game on.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Yeah, he just have that on the background. Eighty But yeah,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: you're right, that's the perfect binge week. Love that week.
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: I eat so much that week. Oh my god, I'm
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: gonna get so fat in the next couple months. Oh geez,
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat so I'm already thinking about Thanksgiving.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: All fat and sassy. Geez.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: I'm excited about it, all right, Taylor Swift, Yeah, all right,
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: so that's coming out in December.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: I got really excited about. Bob was right.
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: I got really quiet in here and I was just like,
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: and Bob goes, what are you watching? I didn't even
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: answer answer. I just wanted to watch the end of it.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: I want to explain the whole thing. But yeah, it's
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: out online now if you want to see the big
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: trailer for the Taylor Swift End of an Era docu series.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: There was some news announced yesterday two doors down from
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: us where the DV Morning Show does their show every
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: morning here at the iHeart Studios in Bridgeville. Yesterday it
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: was announced that the co host of the DV Morning Show,
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: Bill Crawford, is leaving the show after thirteen years, which
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: you know, it's sad for us.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: We're really good friends with Bill Crawford.
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: He was a stand up comedian before he got the
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: job on the DV Morning Show and he wants to
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: sort of follow his heart and go back to stand
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: up and traveling and things like that.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: And yeah, it's Bill's choice. Bill's doing like what he
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: wants to do.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: So it's not said and that we're just sad because
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: we're losing seeing our body like every.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Day in here.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: He is the one person in this building that is
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: just whenever the three of us get together, we just.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: Laugh so much.
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: He is he's a really good friend of ours. We
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: talked to him a lot, you know, and everybody has
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: those co workers that you'll call and you know, talk
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: about work stuff with and then you'll just end up
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: being on the phone for forty five minutes and your
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: stomach kurtz from laughing. Bill Crawford is like that friend
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: to me and Bob. So it's sad to see him
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: like leaving our building and leaving what he does, but
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: we're also like really happy for the guy that he
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: gets to, uh, you know, sort of chase his dream
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: again and go and do some stand up and do
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: some do some other stuff. So it's he didn't get
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: like fired or anything like that, and he's just sort
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: of leaving on his own terms, which is a pretty
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: cool thing. We just have a lot of great memories
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: with Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show over the years,
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: a lot of them up at Seven Springs, which we
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: remember some of the nights and some of them, uh
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: we don't. I've had I've had some really good drinking
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: nights with Bill Crawford. He is a great drinking buddy. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: I mean, you know, yeah, yeah. We watched the Steelers
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: playoff game with him seven Springs and he was drinking
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: Heinz ketchup.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Drink a bottle, drank beers and heinz ketch up.
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Just we've had some really good times. I mean,
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: we're good friends with everybody on the DV Morning Show,
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: but we had a really good connection with with with
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Bill Crawford. I think because we're like around the same
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: age and like have kids, a lot of the same
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: things and everything. So we really connected with Bill and
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: we wish the best to him. Obviously, he's a big
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: part of Pittsburgh, the DV Morning Show is and we
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: just wish him all the best, and it's it's sad
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: that he's not going to be working two doors down
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: from us anymore. I think he's uh. I think he's
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: last days tomorrow because they announced it on the show
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: yesterday at the end of the show that he was leaving.
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: And then today and tomorrow I think are his final
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: days on the DV Morning Show. But then I don't
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: know what happens after that. I don't know if he like,
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: is he allowed to just be a guest on their
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: show or something just like Bill's here, you know, I
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: don't know, probably it seems like the door is open
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: for something like that if he if he wants to.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: But yeah, the DV sign came off the Big Goal
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: old DV building, and now Bill Crawford's making an exit.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: Oh man, and us are changing. It also resets the
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: clock for the DV Morning Show because they have lost
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: a member of their show now, which means the show
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: changed and our show hasn't changed.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: In a long time, like we got to be the
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: longest run, Yeah we've been, and you yeah, yeah, but
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: Bill Crawford's the best. Sucks that he's leaving, but we're
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: really happy for the guy. You know.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: It's like when you got a coworker that you really
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: bond with and everything and they're like, oh I got
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: a better job. It's like, I'm happy for you now,
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: but okay, go ahead and leave. So all the best
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: to Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show. I believe
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: his last show is tomorrow morning. So it's perfectly okay
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: if you love Bill and you want to just listen
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: to them tomorrow, Mike, you Bob. It's the ninety six
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's get to another
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: talkback message here to us by one Team Media.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: It's our guy, Uncle Frosty, a.
- 1:13:03Speaker 11: Lot executeur and storlax slash x ray pole Uncle Frosty.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: He gave it.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: He just gave us Pokemon names by the way, Bob
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: so and your snorrelax. Of course I picked out. I
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: picked up on that one. I know, just making sure
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: you know when Pokemon you're just snorlax do anything cool,
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: eat and sleep, Bud. Is there like a super snorrelax?
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: Sure?
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: Yeah, like like different versions of a shiny shiny shiny
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: snorlax sucks. It's like a different shade of blue you
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: want to if you want a shiny Pokemon, you want
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: it to be a different color. So it looks really cool,
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: shiny snore like kind of stinks though, And megas Noorlax.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Bob, I have a bone to pick with you.
- 1:13:50Speaker 11: Look, we know that that justice is nothing but a
- 1:13:53Speaker 11: big tube the next mouth to us.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: All right, so, uh, yesterday on the show, we were
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: talking thinking about when something goes down the wrong pipe, right, right,
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: some pipe talk on the show.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: Yeah, but the fact that you called a butt pie order.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: Yeah you did call it a butt pipe. The's two pipes, dude,
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: there's windpipe and there's butt pipe. Like food either goes
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: down one or the other.
- 1:14:16Speaker 11: And yes, your mustache is attached to your butt pipe.
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: I hope you feel better about that.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: Bye. I mean it's not lying. You got a hairy
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: entry to the butt pipe. What a what a sentence
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: that is?
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: Uh?
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hey Bob, you've got a hairy entrance to
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: your butt pipe. No lies, we're talking about your mustache.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: All right, Uncle Frosty, you know, thanks, thanks for enjoying
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: the show.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: And riding with us for all these years.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: Uh, let's see Thursday today, Thursday.
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: Hey, what we got going on today? Uh? There is
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: a backyard brawl on the court to night pit at
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: West Virginia Little men's basketball. My daughter's going.
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: She got the student ticket raffle, Yeah, dond Morgan.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: She's excited. Is that her first Morgantown basketball? Yeah, first
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: West Virginia game? Yeah, not bad.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: I think my daughter Addison's going to the whole thing
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: college game day and Pitt Notre Dame. I'm making a
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: whole day in Yeah, making a whole day. That's gonna
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: be awesome.
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get the You don't get that all
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: the time. Nah, It's gonna be such a fun atmosphere.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: Man. I like that our daughters are in college right
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: now because me and you have a total of three
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: semesters combined between us. So like our daughters are basically
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: like they're pasted us already in life. Yeah, yeah, they
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: already passed us. All right, let's see here. What do
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: you want to name the podcast before we get out
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: of here?
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: Bob Debbie Donuts on only.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Cheeks might be a top five podcast name for the
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: month of November.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Also, Season three of Secret Lives.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Of Mormon Wives is on Hulu, so that's out. It's
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: also Starbucks Red Cup Day.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: That's exciting.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: Tomorrow we take a handful of listeners to the Get
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Go Test Kitchen with Chef Tom for our friends giving event.
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: That's gonna be awesome. Also tomorrow, the Pen's play Nashville
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: in Sweden two pm. Game.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: By the way, do you see uh the Pen's got
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: Nick Benino, Carl Haglin meeting up in the hallway in Sweden.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: There Haggy and Bones, Haggi and Bones Dude, two thirds
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: of the HBK line reunited yesterday some magic stuff right.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: There, man. Man, the HBK line what it was a time.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll ever have a time like
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: that with the Penns. They made a damn Permanny sandwich. Dude.
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: We went to.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: An Eastern Conference finals game and sat right next to
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: the penalty box and we were basically told to settle
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: down within the first ten minutes we were there.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: It didn't take long.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and Brett Keesl and Shawn Michaels were sitting behind
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: us and there.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: There will never be anything like that again for us.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: Like it doesn't even sound real.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: When sound real, Yeah, it doesn't doesn't sound real, but
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: it was. Penn's were having a good run so much
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: that Permanny's had a sandwich for a line.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: I want to feel that way again.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: Hey, can any sports team around here make us feel
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: things again?
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Make positive?
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: You know, I'm not talking about Paul Skeins winning a
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: cy Young Like get me bucked ober back first team
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: that does it. Man, it's gonna be awesome. I know
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: we haven't had a parade in so long, like we were.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: We were spoiled with parades there for a while. Careful
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: watch out A couple more wins for these river Hans
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: on time.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: That's it for us, Ryan Sea Crush us up right now.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: If you miss anything, it caught up on the podcast
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