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Hollywood Smokes | Son of a Boy Dad #123 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: here in the studio, Tommy, thanks for joining us.
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  Speaker 1: Of course we've reoccurring guests.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, glad you could fucking bad the work. He doesn't
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  Speaker 3: start till six pm for you.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I was, I was traveling. I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what people wanted, were traveling to fly the plane. I
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  Speaker 6: was traveling from Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: What were you doing in Nashville? Today's Wednesday?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Bro Friday llew I was there for the Nashville
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  Speaker 6: bar opening.
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  Speaker 3: When do you leave for that?
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  Speaker 6: Love Friday was there for that Friday Saturday, then a
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  Speaker 6: NASCAR race Sunday, and then the Bureaulump It bust went
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  Speaker 6: the boys Beeralympics on That's good Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: Because you are like the NASCAR guy and you also
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  Speaker 3: are heavily associated with Yeah, I'm a triple threat. What
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  Speaker 3: did you do on Monday? Monday?
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  Speaker 6: I went for breakfast and I went to a hotel.
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  Speaker 6: I made a few tiktoks in my hotel, worked in
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  Speaker 6: my NASCAR vlog A little day in the Life.
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  Speaker 3: Here is my first NASCAR race. It's profitable. What did
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  Speaker 3: you do Monday? What did I do on Monday? We think?
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  Speaker 1: How many episodes of Son of a Boy Dad?
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  Speaker 3: What do we do on Monday?
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  Speaker 1: Yak? Son of a Boy Dad? Pat beev Anus was that?
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  Speaker 3: What's today? Wednesday? What did we do Monday? We did
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  Speaker 3: a classic yack?
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  Speaker 1: We did a classic yack, did a classic boy Dad.
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  Speaker 3: Sketchyack had BEV Boy Dad Boy Dad show. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I guess I've kind of just been working.
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  Speaker 6: Really I have been too. I've just been I've been
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I've been working on the roads, brought in
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  Speaker 6: the brand. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: No, you've been a road warrior.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to Caroline, who's in your show, please
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  Speaker 1: end this, and she said that she hasn't seen you
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  Speaker 1: in quite some time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it has been a it's been a busy June.
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  Speaker 6: But that that is the tough balance of like it's
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  Speaker 6: good to be here and to work on my own things.
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  Speaker 6: But also I don't want to turn down opportunities. I
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  Speaker 6: feel like that's not a good way to get ahead
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  Speaker 6: in the companies, to be like no, I can't go
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  Speaker 6: to this, sorry. So to go to big sponsored events,
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I should say yes too. I was
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  Speaker 6: at the Dozen, I was a special guest and Chicks
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  Speaker 6: in the Office Live show Barstool Outdoors, Key West this week.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you're just going a little vacation tour.
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  Speaker 3: I'm spreading the brand.
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  Speaker 6: Your face the first half of the year has been
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  Speaker 6: spreading my face around the country.
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  Speaker 3: You're not doing jack Ship. What am I supposed to know? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm telling you this, like, as I'm concerned, there's
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  Speaker 3: a they hire some new consultant and they're shopping people
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  Speaker 3: left and right, and I don't want to see.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your job to a facial. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be terrible. Did you hear we're having facials in the
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  Speaker 1: office today?
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  Speaker 3: Well they're over. You didn't get to get one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to do that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No. But I'm saying that like they're spending money in
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  Speaker 1: other places than in humans right now. So I think
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  Speaker 1: that you're kind of sucking up.
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  Speaker 6: What should I be saying, no, I can't go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in my era of no right now.
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  Speaker 3: Ron got invited to go to fucking uh Olympics, beer Olympics,
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  Speaker 3: but he said no. I got to record Pat Bev.
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  Speaker 6: All right, well, I have to spread the brand. Roan's
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  Speaker 6: brand is more spread than is more notary car. I
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  Speaker 6: have to spread my.
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  Speaker 3: Face, all right, whatever you whatever you say. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm hopping on, BOYD, give us some piping hot tea.
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  Speaker 3: What went down at the Nashville bar this weekend? Start
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  Speaker 3: at the bar, start at the was the drug and
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  Speaker 3: pussy situation? No drugs at the bar, but someone was
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  Speaker 3: dragging pussy. Well the bathroom, I guess isn't count. No
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  Speaker 3: drugs anywhere at the bar.
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  Speaker 6: There were no drugs anywhere at the barstool bar in Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what you told me.
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  Speaker 6: Let's make that very clear for the record.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me that were snorting fucking I really don't think
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  Speaker 3: we can say. I don't think we can say off
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  Speaker 3: the blackjack table at the pen, because.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good time in the high rollers room.
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  Speaker 3: You were high and rolling.
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  Speaker 6: Just totally inaccurate. I was having fun responsibly. You know me,
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  Speaker 6: and we're dropping out. Stephen Tree was an animal, absolute animal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: on caged I never seen him like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah he was.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, he made out with the coworker. I won't say,
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  Speaker 1: I won't say who.
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  Speaker 3: I won't say who. Be there? So barstool bar success? Yeah? Great?
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  Speaker 3: Time is good? Is it better than the Philly one?
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  Speaker 5: Ran?
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  Speaker 3: What's your least favorite? Yeah, you're gonna have to do
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  Speaker 3: a lot of ranking today.
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  Speaker 6: One I've been to so.
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  Speaker 3: So rank them? Uh, with that knowledge, rank all four
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  Speaker 3: of them?
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  Speaker 6: Nashville one, you could throw some. I can't give an
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  Speaker 6: honest assessment of the other ones.
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  Speaker 3: I hear is great.
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  Speaker 1: I go Philly, Nashville, Phoenix, Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: That's my ranking. See, I didn't have to be a pussy.
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  Speaker 6: I literally have only been to one bar. That's not
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  Speaker 6: being a pussy.
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  Speaker 1: I just need you to I need, we need, we
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  Speaker 1: need you to be on a limb, and we need
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  Speaker 1: you to give us soundbites.
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  Speaker 3: This episode.
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  Speaker 1: Phoenix one is huge, beautiful, beautiful, the one in Nashville's
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  Speaker 1: second biggest bar in all of Nashville, I think.
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  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, third biggest, third biggest.
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  Speaker 3: One of those I don't even want to give them
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  Speaker 3: the probably probably some shithole one of Alex Bennett's favorites.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, some shithole honky tonk, Yeah, sad times. And then
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  Speaker 1: you were also at the Beer Olympics, which, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: just need to know everything from it because I had
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  Speaker 1: a very complicated internal relationship with watching all the videos
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  Speaker 1: from it. I was at both times jealous and disgusted.
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  Speaker 3: Did you feel anger at any point? Because I was
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  Speaker 3: watching it last night when I was part of it
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  Speaker 3: was because I was max my taco bell was taking
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  Speaker 3: so long to get to my apartment. But I was
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  Speaker 3: watching it like that weirdly and know it at one
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  Speaker 3: point about what why did you get annoyed? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it was maybe it was some jealousy, some rage,
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  Speaker 3: some jealousy. So I'm like, damn, these dudes would have
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  Speaker 3: definitely beat the fuck out of me in high school.
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  Speaker 3: That was the vibe.
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  Speaker 6: As as the drink started flowing, I start to fear
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  Speaker 6: for my safety a little bit, But I I really
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  Speaker 6: I played it strategically. The first half of the day,
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  Speaker 6: I really was buttering, was buttering everyone up, the athletes,
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  Speaker 6: nice media, and just making friends.
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  Speaker 3: Making friends.
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  Speaker 6: Look, oh, I'm just a little Tommy, we'll.
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  Speaker 3: Give us goats and wotes of beer Olympics. Honestly, everyone
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  Speaker 3: was gooded torch, stop this stop, stop this fucking middle speak,
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  Speaker 3: kittles goaded, well, George kills the goat. But who's voted?
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  Speaker 3: I guess we'll start with voted.
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  Speaker 6: So that you're going to be mad. But I actually
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  Speaker 6: don't know the names. But there were like friends of
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  Speaker 6: like comedians there. There there was a lot of people
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  Speaker 6: there who were They were like, Oh, let me be
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  Speaker 6: the loudest in the room, and that will make me
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  Speaker 6: the funniest or that's what was making me a Nobody
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  Speaker 6: has looked at me for for fifteen seconds. Let me
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  Speaker 6: let me yell a little bit and get some attention
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  Speaker 6: on me. That was a big, big uh.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to invite you back after these cruel, mean
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  Speaker 3: things that you're saying.
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  Speaker 6: There was nobody in the competition. I don't think it
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  Speaker 6: was just there were a bunch.
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  Speaker 3: Of friend of comedian.
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  Speaker 1: There was only two comedians there, so it was it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't so I don't think.
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  Speaker 6: I don't remember names. I actually don't even know who
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  Speaker 6: they are friends of. But there was a big crowd
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  Speaker 6: there of people Yeah, there are a lot of people like,
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  Speaker 6: let me just be loud that this is the beer,
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  Speaker 6: the busting with the beers, Beer Olympics is my time
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  Speaker 6: to shine, and so.
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  Speaker 3: You want a team. No, so you're just there.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they I was running the confessional corner, which is
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  Speaker 6: something they asked me. They said, well, they said we
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  Speaker 6: need you. Well in tell her said, smokes, we need you.
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  Speaker 6: It's like a reality TV style set up where I
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  Speaker 6: was interviewing people throughout the.
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  Speaker 3: Day getting so is this going to come out? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know why. One guy dm me. He was like,
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  Speaker 6: you made such a stupid decision not live streaming this.
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  Speaker 6: As if that was like my my executive call. It
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  Speaker 6: was good that it was not live streamed. I would say, wow,
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  Speaker 6: it's just it took a while.
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  Speaker 1: Did anyone besides the Forrest Buckner say the N word?
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  Speaker 6: No, not that I'm aware of. I don't even think
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  Speaker 6: he said it. Wow, it's dumb that nobody said it.
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  Speaker 3: No, that he didn't, Yeah, that was a perfect time
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  Speaker 3: for him to say it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nashville has like a little bit of like some
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  Speaker 1: of the guys in Nashville or like LA guys. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some LA guys are kind of like repositioning to Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: Same kind of like pants, shoes, facial hair combinations that
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  Speaker 1: you see in Los Angeles. And it's like the kind
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  Speaker 1: of sleazy connector type of guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel I was getting it's a big like
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  Speaker 6: social social connection city. Where to do you know here?
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  Speaker 6: How can I skip the line at this spot? I mean,
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  Speaker 6: Glenny Ball's got it, got it it was he's the
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  Speaker 6: mayor Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was gonna move there.
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  Speaker 3: What's the what? What? What is like the housing situation?
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  Speaker 7: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Because I've always wondered like they stayed in broad Way
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  Speaker 3: or near Broadway or like in them in downtown Nashville.
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  Speaker 3: I've never been like our the houses nice?
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  Speaker 6: Like do they have like Big Yawn's house was insane?
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  Speaker 3: But what is that the most expensive house in all
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  Speaker 3: of Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's lots of rich people down there, really all
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  Speaker 1: these countries wall Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah, I think I think the suburbs are
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  Speaker 6: are filled with the mansions, athletes, country singer.
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  Speaker 3: Damn and like just rich people around there. Morgan though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah probably now maybe not forever. Yeah, but uh who paid?
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  Speaker 1: So how did it work with your hotel? Who pay
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  Speaker 1: for your hotel for like that, your two night extension,
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  Speaker 1: three night extension, two night extension, Busting with the Boys.
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  Speaker 1: Will was like, put it on my put it on
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  Speaker 1: my tab shows tab, the Busting with the Boys tab.
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  Speaker 1: So you just walked in and said this is on
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  Speaker 1: the bus in the boys tab.
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  Speaker 6: He said, Text Caitlyn Walker and tell her that you
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  Speaker 6: could put it on the bus with the Boys tab
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  Speaker 6: and to text me if she thinks I'm lying.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, damn.
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  Speaker 1: I said the same thing about Gillian Wallow in their
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  Speaker 1: tab and uh, Caitlyn Walker told me to kick rocks.
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  Speaker 6: She'd have a tab, not a tab. Like a budget.
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  Speaker 1: They have a half million dollar budget. Real, they have
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  Speaker 1: a half million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: What is our budget? It's not half a million dollars
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  Speaker 3: a month? We have a budget? Not really are we
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  Speaker 3: using it or you're using it? That was paying to
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  Speaker 3: South Africa the South Africa trip. This is just like
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  Speaker 3: the game time fiasco. No, no, no, brother, I'm in
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  Speaker 3: the same boat as you. We've been getting game time
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  Speaker 3: tickets for six months and they're all gone.
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  Speaker 1: I've been used all I've never I haven't used the
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  Speaker 1: game time since football seasons.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't had them no, we're we get the short
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  Speaker 3: end of the stick.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting dicks. So Tommy can fucking gallivanta around the world.
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  Speaker 6: I'm paying salaries with this travel.
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  Speaker 1: You're fucking you did no work on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't know where I did properly, you did no
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  Speaker 3: work on Monday, and you did know what I was.
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  Speaker 3: The people were flying down to go to the bar
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  Speaker 3: stool bar and meet me. I was I was fucking
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  Speaker 3: funding the whole bar. That's not true.
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  Speaker 6: You guys have a monthly budget next month because my
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  Speaker 6: little Nashville excursion.
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  Speaker 1: Name all the famous people that were at the Beer Olympics.
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  Speaker 3: Go through all of.
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  Speaker 1: Them and go from yeah, go from I mean every
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  Speaker 1: everybody was, Go from.
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  Speaker 3: Who was your favorite to least favorite.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody that was famous was kind of on a team.
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  Speaker 3: So say them all.
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  Speaker 6: George Kittle, Forrest Buckner, Shane Gillis, Bert Kreiser. I heard
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  Speaker 6: that pronounce Chryser.
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  Speaker 3: Chrysler, d.
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  Speaker 1: David Paris bad bad, David bachdiari Uh. He he was
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  Speaker 1: very nice to me, but almost in an insulting way.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm a big fanner, so if I
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  Speaker 1: love it for like the under the radar guys, who
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  Speaker 1: don't get all the shine, like who like nobody really
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  Speaker 1: knows about, like the underdogs, the sleepers.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, Okay, that's nice, but you know, I
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  Speaker 6: maybe you know.
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  Speaker 1: No, you gotta you should actually cherish that status because
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  Speaker 1: you're you're at the tipping point where you're getting into
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  Speaker 1: a different status.
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  Speaker 3: And uh to be honest for the downfall of smokes.
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  Speaker 3: No someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Did, and I agreed, maybe I was going to die
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  Speaker 1: in a car accident. They said, yeah, you're you're being
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  Speaker 1: You're a little bit much. You're it's a little bit
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  Speaker 1: much and a little bit over the top.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I've been a little little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit too much. Tommy, tell me what what let's talk
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  Speaker 3: for the July plans. What do you doing? Get back
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  Speaker 3: out to Nashville. I got to meet up with the guys, Kittle, Chryser. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Kittle invited me down to something in July. But I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to be in mom talk over time Megan with
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  Speaker 3: with DP. Is that her name? Overtime? Megan?
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  Speaker 6: She was she was at the Boss tomorrow. I mean
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  Speaker 6: it's not her legal name. Mean, yes, that's her name. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna be on Long Island all week with
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  Speaker 6: the parents.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, with overtime, Megan.
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  Speaker 6: Now just with my parents, the room is a friend,
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  Speaker 6: I understand.
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  Speaker 1: So with your parents that'll be cool, is it? It's
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  Speaker 1: be your first time meeting them. Over time, Tommy, what
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  Speaker 1: would your.
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  Speaker 3: Nickname be like? Over time is taken? Like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what? Do you shootout? Tommy? He shot Tommy extraining
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  Speaker 3: Tommy extrainings Tommy E C T or no E I
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  Speaker 3: T doesn't That doesn't work at all. That doesn't work overtime.
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  Speaker 3: I like to shootout Tommy O T. Maybe like regulation time, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Sixth inning telling me first quarter, Tommy, you're a first
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  Speaker 1: you're a first quarter guy.
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  Speaker 3: You're like you kind of start things off first period.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy, first period, because that kind of suggests that you
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  Speaker 1: believe from your vagina.
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  Speaker 6: Oh okay, I thought you're gonna go with a different route.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I wouldn't go with a
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  Speaker 1: different route.
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  Speaker 3: Anymore. I feel like you're keeping on the t yourself.
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  Speaker 3: There really is not. There was not that much to
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  Speaker 3: how you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't take your shirt off or get in the pool.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't bring a bathing suit.
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  Speaker 1: Glenny was in the pool he brought.
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  Speaker 6: A bathing suit and he loves the pool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he does.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I was busy. I didn't have I'm to
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: take to just to go in the pool. I had
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: to be watching the action make sure I knew what
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: to ask in all these interviews?
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Did you drink?
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: I did not drink for the first half of the
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: day at all because I was very hungover. And then
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: I sipped on some twisted teas at the end of
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: the night.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: What did Bert, Bert Krysier and you talk about?
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: We we did not have much of a much of
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: an interaction.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Well in the in the interaction you had, would you
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: guys talk about?
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: It was just about it was just the confessional. Shane
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: introduced me to him. He said, I was his Tommy.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: He's very very cool, very funny, works at barstool. And
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: I said about cool, but I'll take funny and uh,
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: and then.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Had yeah that's humble as hell. Yeah that's me, humble Tommy.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: He has his own world tour for the month and
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: he's still the same fucking dude. That's what people love
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: about this fucking guy.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: So are you gonna do you think you're gonna really
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: ramp it up these next couple of weeks since you've
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: kind of been just coasting. Yeah, yeah, it's all that's
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: in the first half.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: The year was all about spread in the fucking face,
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: getting as we get reached the new areas. In the
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: second half, just grinding.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Read that tight fucking face.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: Once these fucking and once once we get once we
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: you know, have this new office, it's forget about it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: I mean a lot of people say we're gonna be
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: the new Big three.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: They are, we are going to sit there's six of
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: us that are sitting over in that corner, and three
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: or three of the six.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: It's the corner, are currently in.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I think Francis is going to be there, and I
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: forget who the other two. I think Carolina and Oh
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: or oh, let's.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Go, well, finally a desk three years. I could be wrong.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: They'll probably be like, no, this is actually so they'll
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: find a way to fuck you.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What should we hire her? Think she does?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I think she I think I think she probably does
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: very well over there. I don't know what does she do?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: What is her job? Yeah? Just oh okay, yeah, like
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: the brand you thought that overtime was her nickname. I
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: don't know. It's a company. It's like Barstool.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: It's like Barcel Jack Barcel Tommy.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, overtime, Megan, now you understand.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now get it over time o TM Damn man.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: That reminds me of my fucking childhood same brother. Who's
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: the alpha of this room of beer?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Beer Olympic? Who was the alpha?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Was the question lawe or the the m M A fighter?
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, Michael Chandlers not to mention it.
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: He was.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: He was great.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we had one on one. Yeah, get the hot
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: dog together. You know, you know what I'm saying.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we met him way before you met him. Cool.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, he likes me more about he came on
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: our show. We actually gassed him to a fucking Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: For me, it's not.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: About content with him, like it was just more just
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: like friendship than content type ship.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Would you guys talk about uh? Just you know Nat,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: the Nat living in Tennessee state taxes. You definitely just
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: hung out with Dana and Glenny the I really very
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: every time I saw you in the background of one
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: of the.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I was I was.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: I told Dana I'm your Frankie today.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: You you a beer punk shot. I fucking got it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: I'm on cam for you, brother, You do you say, JOHNP?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I say, how hard?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: So did you get the shot of Glenny hitting that
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: last shot that he hit?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That and Dana I was.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: I was recording their matches, just whatever is asked of me.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: I do not too humble to get behind the camera,
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: you know, so I would say I talked to that
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: if you've probably asked them. I didn't talk to him
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: that much. I was switching up kittle DFO. That's Buckner
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Gilly Shane gillis.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Some of the six things that you did over the
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: last two and a half weeks, of the six activities
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: that you had, you got You have to rank these
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: six activities.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not just simply not going to do that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Why why are you doing? Are you giving such a
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: bad performance on our podcast? I'm not Did you sign
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: an nda?
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: I mean they were all so much fun in their
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: own right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well one of them had to have sucked, like
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: this was not as fun as I expected it to be.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Like I genuinely can't stool bar Nascar beer to be either.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I've loved I've loved him all. I've loved every second.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Chick Living Life, Chicken, the Office.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Office was great. That was I feel like, probably felt
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: like the most.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Vi p there. You're putting everything off and you didn't
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: give us any piping hot tea, which is there was no.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Said Stephen Tree made out with an employee.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I said that I'm the only person that gave any
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: good Stephen was acting a fool.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: You don't You used to even make up good stories, dude.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You can't even fantasize anymore because your reality is so
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: far surpassed anything that change.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Brother, I'm not I'm not. I don't want to be
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: a potster anymore. I don't want people to know. I
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: just want to You don't want people to not like you.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: That's what That's exactly when it comes down. Somebody was
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: gonna call you tomorrow night. George Kittle didn't do anything
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: that I need to dish. Get on down in Nashville.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: We miss your ass. Get out to say kittle Fest.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: What the hell is kittle Fest? You wouldn't know exactly,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: is why we want you to tell us what is
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: kittle Fest?
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: He said, It's like just a big party throws in
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: his backyard.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: So awesome.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe in a few days you could, you know,
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: a few years you'll get the invite, little bro.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Keep doing this. DM Kittle tonight. What's up? Yeah, it's
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: sass for Matt and Chan's podcast. Send him links to
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: my episode. Yeah, listen here. I wondered if I could.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in the neighborhood for Kittle. By the way,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: what neighborhood? What neighborhood do you live in? People live
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: in Nashville.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: Kittle does. I don't know Taylor obviously do. I think
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: a lot of other people just flew in at the like, well,
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: I was there already.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: At the super Bowl in Los Angeles a couple of
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: years ago. We went out to UH. We got we
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: got drinks afterwards with Mark Titus before he worked here
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: and UH and George Kittle was there and he kind
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: of gave me like a tummy rub and he like
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: reached inside my my pouch and I had underwear in there.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I had a fresh pair of underwear, and he started
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: making fun of me. Jeff Low had given me the
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: underwear earlier in the day as a gift, and George
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Kittle caught me with the underwear. I just wanted to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: kind of name drop a George Kittle's story on you
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: just to kind of prove that I knew him before you.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe I'll see a kittle Fest if you got
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: the invite.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, I I'd love to go to Kittle.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, I got invited, but I'm gonna be a mon
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: talk that week and with TP on the fourteenth.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: God damn, you're a high roller.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: You're actually speaking of underwear. Here's some juicy gossip. I've
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: been wearing the same underwear for two straight days.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: That's disgusting. That's how you get a piping hot tea.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: How was your yeast level?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Took a shower last night, had to put on the
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: same underwear. I only packed for four days. You didn't
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: even go buy underwear I bought. I brought six pairs
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: of under I overpacked.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: But so how did you use the six pairs in
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: four nights?
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: I like to take shallies to take all the showies.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: So you had multiple pairs of underwear that were probably
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: way cleaner than the ones that you're wearing right now.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: I mean, they were all were used, and I felt like, so,
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: where was the thought process that went through my head
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: before I went to bed last night? I've had these
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: on all day at the Beer Olympics I was like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I could not shower and just keep the underwear on
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: through tomorrow. I was like, or I could shower put
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: the underwear back on. Being I feel like being cleaner
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: is still showering. I know it's weird to put on
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: dirty underwear after you shower, but still the way to
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: get cleaner is to shower than to not show.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Would you think that the cleanest underwear would have been
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: from the longest time ago though, No, I.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Think that would have coaggulated the most, the most odoor.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I think that, and I think the other way. I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: think that the odor would have been still wet and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like fresh on the most recently worn pair, whereas the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: other ones maybe would have.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: You guys can get a sniff if you want.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Wafted towards me. You know, wafted towards us smells like overtime. Megan,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: that's not even joke. Friend for long soon to be
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: a lover Met levey Don too raised her up. No,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: did you really?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's whatever, It's like not a big deal, and.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Shit, damn, it's really popping like that in Nashville.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my ear at the NASCAR race. She was like, oh, smokes,
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: huge fucking fan. I said, what's up, LD, and uh yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: hresed her up a little bit.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I told Sass the other day about the uh the
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: girl who came up to you and was like I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: don't care or know who you are or what you do,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: but who are you and what do you do?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: That girl was brutal.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: She just kept like saying, like, why do people keep
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: asking you for a picture? And I was like, I never,
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: it's always a weird question and I work at this
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: social media company. She's like okay, and then she just.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Kept going but I just don't get it, Like I
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: just don't get it. Can you explain it again? I
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: hated her. I'm famous, but I.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Feel like I did kind of say that, and I
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: try to be like he's cute, isn't she isn't he?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And she was like and she like she like negged you.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: And to be honest, she was gross. I'm confident she
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: won't listen to this. She was disgusting. She was disgusting,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: like compared to that honestly, not even a nice girl, no, not,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: she was gross personality and that's what made her gross. Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: plus her discussing looks right, But what movie character would
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: you describe her to or compare her to movie character
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: all time?
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: No, if that's a unique situation, she.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Did not.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Do you have an answer in your I have a
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: bunch of them. I mean just I'm just trying to
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: think of like a maybe a little bit obese, bad,
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: just annoying character from any show. I like Melissa McCarthy.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: So I'm not gonna go there.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'd say somewhere between. I'd say Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say maybe Identity Thief Melissa McCarthy before
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: she has her redemption arc once she's just stealing.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Ices and she's just unlikable.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: No one saw that, this fucking bitch. No one saw
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that movie. Everybody saw everybody in the show. Fans who
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: saw Identity Thief in this room. What, Yeah, it's a
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: great fucking.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: It's actually not. I thought it was really good when
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I watched it, and then I rewatched it like two
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: weeks ago, and it turned out it's classic. It's the
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: perfect movie. No, it's not great. Now, it's classic movies.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: That's my uh, my favorite my favorite movie genre is
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: just a slightly above average comedy.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: He wasn't great.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Six point seven on IMDb is that sweet spot. I
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: don't think it'd be a forty five on metaphos. I'm
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: pretty sure it's like a six point one.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I would bet I bet it, I bet it. I'm
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: going to go five point four.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Oh I well, I'll bet a thousan ten million dollars
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: that it's it's higher than that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I look at it often.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: I bet it's a six point one, might even be
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: a six point six or a six point three.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: It's I will bet ten million dollars that it's below
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: six point six.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: That I'm not willing to I'm not willing to make
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: that that. I'm going to bet that good thing.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Either of us have ten million dollars.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Let's see identity thief. Why do you think that's one
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: point seven?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Way close? I mean, let me just say that's dropped.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: That must not be well Gusta's numbers guys six point seven.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: That's like Good's point b is have six point sevens.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Let's see the change up is a six point three?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: That might be what I'm thinking.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Well, how would you be thinking of the change up?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: It's a classic JB.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, so explain you're thinking behind the idea or premise
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: that a six point seven is the ideal movie ranking
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: for comedy because I get that for a like Chinese food,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: you want like a four, like a four point zero
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: out of five because it's like not too popular a
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: fu food, but it's good enough that it's been rated
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: by a lot of people that it doesn't have like
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: a shitty rating whatever that like theory is. But I
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: don't get that for comedies, you want the comedy to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: be as good as possible.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Well, no, I mean there are the exceptions where, like
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: off the top of my head, I don't know, but
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: I'm sure the Hangover super Bad are very high, and
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: those are classics and deserving of it. I think a
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: lot of the comedies that are higher probably barely comedies.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: They're like probably these artsy flicks that are like comedy
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: is a name, only probably not that funny. I like
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: a good big budget box office borderline flop that just
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: has like one big star in it and it's just
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: a simple ass movie. It's like here's here's things going well,
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: here's a little bit of a conflict, and then here
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: are things getting solved, and there's some decent laughs along
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: the way. But you're never like uncomfortable or or you know,
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: scared watching the movies or anything.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: You don't you don't have to think a lot during
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: the movie. I don't like.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: I just want again. Identity Thief is true, It's it's perfect.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Office Christmas Party is perfect.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: The Office Christmas Party. That movie is terrible. What nothing
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: happens in the movie, the break up just like like
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: a lot of rom coms, I just I just watched
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: all of these, so I went through a baby face.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Office Christmas Party is worse than Identity Thief. Oh my god,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: you're fucking silly. You're a silly, fucking dude by a lot.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: That movie is due. Nothing happens, it's exactly there. But
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: it's just a fun time. Oh Game Night.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Tell me if you tell me they don't like Game
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: out a punch in the face Game n It's amazing.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Tell them me you don't like it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, question that I think it
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: is in the seta say you don't like it, as
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I think that I don't like. You can't even never
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: seen it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Six point nine. Oh my god, I.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Think that a lot of the I think that's a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: perfect that's a perfect example.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: It's like it's not foofy enough. To be in the seventh.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because they're not like that if you like,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: really like the dialogue is not that strong and the
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: cinematography is not great, like that's why they're not rated high.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: And I'm saying I don't look for movies for good cinematographer.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I know what I'm saying, good dialogue, five spot for
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: a comedy that you're wrong. Well, I would tell you
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: the sweet spot for a comedy is probably like six. Oh,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: so you're going even lower than yes, because there's not
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: a lot of comedy movies that are above a six
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: point seven or even at a six point seven, like
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: what I bet? I bet like Step Brothers is like
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: six point three. That's like a six eight eight three. No, No,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: you're still dude. That's the nothing, isn't it. That's the
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: dumbest thing anyone. There's any comedy in the world that's three? What?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: What's what are we nine? Did I know about? Exactly? No?
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I guess that's six eight what it's super bad super
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: bad to even IMDb? I thought we were talking.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: About Hangovers A seven seven? What's super bad? Super bad?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Is IMDb seven six.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Super bad seven six? Nate it's a damn shame.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: Not foofye enough, seven six is pretty high?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: What was the Hangover? Seven? Seven?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: The highest com What is it?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Airplane? Yeah? Thank you? Yeah, that's silent ass film? Is
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: an eight point five? What are all these on? Like?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: What are all these on Rotten Tomatoes?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: What?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: For example, which one you want to look up on
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: rotten Tomatoes? Just so we can compare the scores, what
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: do you think would be a good baseline of the
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: ones you've said on?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Ready? I think Game Night?
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: What what is I just know that off the top
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: of your head.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's low. But is that critics score?
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: Audience score? As critics go, well, let's go my audience score? Yeah, okay,
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: what were you looking at Google?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't look at critics scoring around tomatoes.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: I don't need a bunch of liberals from Hollywood telling
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: me what's funny?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fact.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: We will you want to you want to both good score?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah? You want both to be good.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Well, honestly, I'd almost prefer high audience score, low critics score.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Just one for the people, not the elites?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: What was that? Francis?
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Probably as a ridiculously high score. What does Francis hots
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: I'm black and white movie? Never seen it. I don't
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: know it, No way, it's good. There's no reason to
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: make a movie in fucking black and white in twenty
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: twenty three. Just get over yourself.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think that if you look up something that
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: has a high critic and high audience score on or
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: on Rotten Tomatoes, you would just go see it blindly,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: and if so, you think you would like it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: No, I would not go see anything. But there's a
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: lot of people out there who are like, Oh, I
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: don't like to watch a trailer. I go see movie.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: That's crazy to me. I like to know.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I watched the first thirty seconds. Then I turned it
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: off because then it gives away too much.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: I like to know almost exactly what I should be expecting.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: I like a little outline of like the movie in
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: my head before I go into it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I want the spark notes beforehand. I just watched Red Eye.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen Red Eye? No thriller? No,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: I just watched that and I solved the mystery in it,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: or I solved the whole movie probably five minutes in
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: because I saw something in the trailer. Yeah, that's the worst,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: so I knew everything that was going to happen, and
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I was completely right.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But don't you like to go to the end of
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: movies anyway and look up what actually is about to happen.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: No, you don't do that. No, Oh you pause movies
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: because you get scared. Yes, No, I don't kno, because
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I get scared. I paused them when there's too much tension,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: and I have to sometimes if I'm on like Netflix
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: or something, I scroll ahead just to give a little
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: bit a little glimpse.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: My mom likes to look up the movie, like while
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: we're watching them. It will be like forty five minutes
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: and she's on the Wikipedia page for the movie. And
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't think you should do that. I
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: think that's going to give away too much. And she's like,
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: She's like, I just want to know what's going to happen.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Sometimes for horror movies, I will look up when there's popouts.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: That's uh, you should get the app Pee time doesn't
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: really have anything to do with that, but it's obviouly
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: the best times to pee during a movie.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Did you wind up having I'll seat on Southwest today.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: I did pretty easily. And they flew you back in Southwest.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: My I was supposed I was supposed to fly back
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: at six am and it got canceled.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I would have had a full ass work. Why are
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: so many flights getting canceled? One of my sleepeed row
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: asleep at the wheel vaccine. Yeah, five I'm not getting
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: something there. I saw headline that was like the flights
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: are delayed because of five G. I didn't read.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: I didn't read it, but I I that was my
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: that's my extent of knowledge on the damn.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: One of my buddies was in uh, South Carolina and
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: he was coming back to New York and he had ticke.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: He had to get on a train because the weather's
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: been fucked canceled.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: The weather's been fucked. It's been that far it's been thunderstorming.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That's what it almost happened to us. Dude, we almost
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: missed our flight on the way out of here because
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: we went through started boarding the plane. They're like everybody aground,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: everybody turned around. There's a like Fletcher, there's like what's
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: it called like when fletcherre grounded from the city that
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: they're you're about to fly to get rounded? Yeah, I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: guess all the flights were grounded. They basically told us
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: like it's going to be at least forty five minutes,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: like go to the bar or whatever. And then two
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: minutes later they started boarding the flight again like they were.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Just like weeding people out.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: People definitely missed the flight because they bailed, and they
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: told him that they weren't going to have to be
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: on the flight.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: But would you accept a like one of they're like,
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: here's one thousand dollars in a hotel night to fly
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: out tomorrow.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: God, no, you probably would because you're you're balking out.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You're out on your world tour of the world.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: The world tour is that you call Kittle and you're like, yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: you'll never fucking guess. You ain't gonna believe that. You're
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: never gonna guess who's in Nashville.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Kat Fire up, the fire up the private yet, Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I'm where does he live in the off season? Actually
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: from huh, Nashville? He does from Iowa, but he lives
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: in Nashville. I was a little surprised by that too.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: And he plays for the forty nine ers. What the hell?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: That sually doesn't make sense?
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Howmeember he came on Varstool Radio like five years ago,
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: and my one question to him was how he breaks
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: up his living situation because when I play Madden, I
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: make myself the quarterback of a team. I like to
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: envision where i'd be living year round. And I'm always wondering,
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: like if you're on a rookie contracts I get undrafted,
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: so it's like five hundred thousand a year, It's like, what,
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: I have enough money to have an apartment where I'm
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: living in an apartment in New York in the off season.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: You'd want to live in New York in the off season?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like New York's probably pretty ideal off
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: season spot because it's it's some of the warmer weather,
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: not February March. But like, yeah, that's your true That's
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: what MC was saying.
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  Speaker 3: Bye, all right, this episode is what man.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there, you
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 35:41
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• 35:53
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• 35:55
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• 35:58
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  Speaker 1: Not the EMC of the event there was known. Like
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• 36:51
  Speaker 3: You don't know Cephas sounds. No, we haven't cross. Its
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: very famous in New York. Maybe on the next World tour. Yeah,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: as a guy who.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Knows and loves New York, you think that, uh, you
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: would know him?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Sorry, are you staying in New York? Are going down
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: to Miami? Mu'st run in different circles? Are you going
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: to l A? I don't know.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'll see if j R throws the bag
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: at me. Gosh Richards to uh to work with him?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: When he never talks of it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Uh, he's he's working on stuff out there, working on
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: content out there. Obviously we make fucking magic together. So yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: maybe or I think he's doing a sketch show or
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: or something. So my sketch show, I think he said
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: he is, yeah rich Yeah, Josh Richards.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think he needs uh, like a writer for
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it or do you think he's got that? I'm sure
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: he's got some of that, but I'm sure he's got
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: ideas himself. I mean, I think the two of us
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: would make a great movie together, a great buddy movie,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: which would probably be about a six point two on IMDb.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: The perfect I would be like a three, No, seriously
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: strong three. You know it would be we would crack five.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I actually bet we could like write that and get
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: that made with him, like six months.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: I've I've written somewhat of an outline, like I do
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: have an idea for it in my head.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: It's basically like, you know, I'm playing maybe a fictionalized
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: version of myself. I quit Barstool. I'm like, this just
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: isn't enough. I'm not I want to be a dancer,
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: and like I move out to l A so to
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: be like a TikTok dancer. And Josh kind of shows
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: me the ropes out there. We go to Saddle Ranch,
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: we go to different It sounds like the worst movie
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: of it would be fu hilable.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: It would be very good. You're gonna make it, and
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: you just lost yourself a role. So you're gonna make
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: a movie about an aspiring TikToker.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's a parody to a degree, you know,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: way too niche to be a parody.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: No, yes, no he can't. He can't be working at barstool.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Your character can't be working. He has to work like
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: a movie about what you actually want to do in
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: the next year. I mean, I don't want to give
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: a documentary's going to be a documentary.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: But no, well, I mean if we I just felt
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: like that would make it the most realistic or like doable,
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: what would my character be? Why would my character or
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: link up with Josh Richards If I'm not working at barstool?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Who else am? I am? I account? But you like
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: murdered someone and you flee to LA and you meet
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: him and you fall in love and then he finds
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: out that you murdered someone, or.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Like, you're an undercover cop who's like working in Detroit
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: and your cover gets blown because.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Of I cop.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: No undercover cop. I the only thing I can play
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: undercover cop.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: No, but undercover cops aren't supposed to look like cops.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, but I could do that. Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: And there's like a cigarette truck heist that has there's
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: like a big accident and your cover gets blown and
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you have to move out to Los Angeles, but wind
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: up chasing the same murderer that you were chasing while
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: you lived in Detroit.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Where does Josh Richards come into play.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: He's in Los Angeles, like he's just in the city. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you bump into him. It's a meet cute. You guys
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: reach for the same papaya at the grocery store. It's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: kind of just like a He's like a cameo.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, I'm picturing us both on the
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: movie Foster.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: No, I was just describing.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Uh, Barry sounded a little bit like Barry.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: No, what a Beverly Hills cop Eddie Murphy movie.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: I ever seen? It really must be rated too high.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Probably rate it are so you don't even watch anything
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: that's above.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: I'll watch it. I'm just as we talked to Preference.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: We were simply talking Preference.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: It's interesting, give us more tea. We're kind of coasting
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: right now because we've bet like a long long We've
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: been doing what is this round?
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: I've been NonStop one, two, three, four?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Is there sixth or seventh podcast together in the last
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: twenty four hours? Yeah? Nine to five? Wow? Four sketches
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: to shoot tomorrow? What do you doing tomorrow?
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: I'm shooting I'm shooting something as well. What sketch and
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: maybe if we could maybe go one to the blind matter?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Perhaps? Oh you can't, Maybe you can.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I think I might be recording with pap Bev. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: was with it Go and Calumn podcast.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Right after this.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Who calm Tarrell? You know him from the Yeah, from
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: Sass's Instagram stores and your comedy together.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Give us more pipe and hot tea? Do you like?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Do you like sassy shirt? I mean? Is are you
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: wearing it as a bit? No?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: It seems they're more of a fall shirt to me.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Fall the leaves, what the hell are you talking about?
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: That's a brown leaf. That's the that's the autumn. That's autumn.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: That's those are autumnal leaves.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: This is a summer shirt.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: Now the blue is too dark. Maybe if it was
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: a light blue would be a summer shirt. That is
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: not a summer shirt. You wear that to a barbecue.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: People are are looking at you like you have ten
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: heads on. They're thinking, what did you think of wear
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: this shirt in the fall? That's that's Antember barbecue shirt.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: That's a below seventy degree weather shirt. That the main
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: blue is way too dark?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: What am I wrong?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: I think you're great. It's it's a brown and dark blue. Yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: just because you have a little pink in there, that
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: does not make it a summer shirt.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: So if you wear if you wear short shorts but
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: they're black, it'sn't actually a fall outfit.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: No, shorts are inherently summer T shirts aren't.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Are button up Hawaiian shirts? Yeah, I don't.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: That's barely a Hawaiian shirt to make it's a fucking
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: button down. You're wearing a little button down. That'd be
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: like you'd wear it like a job if you're an accountant.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Let's just you could not wear this as an account
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: you would lose your job. Maybe on casual Friday, Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: in the summer.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: That's a Midwestern accountant's idea of like I'm going crazy
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: on this, like September Friday. So what is your summer shirt?
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: I mean I don't have a summer shirt. I mean
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: this is a summery shirt. I would say Buddha Bend
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: high fashion eye people.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Tommy has a little bit of a twisted idea of
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: what like his daytime shirts and night time did we
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: did go over this? He like thinks that there's like
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: certain shirts he can only wear the daytime, and certain
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: shirts he can only wear at the night time, but
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: they are the exact same criteria.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: It's like a regular a regular T shirt with like.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: A small logo on the front is only suitable for
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the daytime, but a regular T shirt with a small
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: logo on the front can only be worn at nighttime
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Am I describing it right?
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, I think you said it in a way
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: that makes me sound dumb. But I think there are
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: I have shirts that I consider going out shirts and
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: going to work shirts, and then there's some that can
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: be both, and then there's lounge shirts.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: What are your going out shirts? You just black that
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: this could be going out shirt. It's also a daytime shirt.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: I would have liked to say this for going out night,
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: but again the laundry situation.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: And but you couldn't lounge in that. You're saying, are
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you going out?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: This is not a lounge shirt, looks I am not.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I am not wast lounge where I am.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Not wasting this on a lounge. Now, I'm not going
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: out today.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: What happened on Monday that you got so hungover?
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: Wait, went out Monday night? We tore up the bill? Yeah, Smashville.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: But he said he worked a ton of Monday and
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: then you were so hungover that you couldn't do your job.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: For the first day, I did my job throwing up. Taylor.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I threw up in his bathroom quite a few times.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: That didn't stop me.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: From from throwing up in the office one morning. I
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: strongly disagree with that. I don't And it's a beer Olympic,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: like your job is to be drinking beer.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, you had your job to throw up that day.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Basically you had at the beginning of the day.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I mean to each thrown who'd you go out with
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: on Monday night?
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Chicago Crew, Glenney, Eddie Aunt, a White Sox, Dave Chief,
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: I'm like Marshall bar. It was closed, So where'd you
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: go Monday Tuesday were closed? I'm not going to say yikes.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I would have stayed inside. I would sat shiva outside
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: the bars bar. I would have lined up for Wednesday. No,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: no bar.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: No bar we went to was nearly as good as
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the bars bar. And I'm saying that you actually went
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: to another bar.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I would have literally just gone to like a CBS
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: and bought beer and brought it back to the hotel,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: because that's how much I care about this.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: You have to help out out the competition and like, oh,
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: this is way worse. We don't have to worry about
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: this one.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What uh how is your Do you stay at that
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: same hotel the entire time? What was it called the
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Joseph now switched to uh double or Hilton Home with
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Sweets or something?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Oh? Is that the one with no windows on the backside?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, what does that mean? No windows on the
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: back side of the hotel? One side of the hotel
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: has no windows. It's like a fucking like uh drawing
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: of a To be.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Honest with you, now that I think about it, I
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: don't know if I had a window, but that's not
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: something that matters to me.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: We were on a when I went there. We were
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: on a rooftop bar and and Mooke was staying at
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: the Hilton and he was like, that's my hotel, and
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: we looked at it and there was not a single window,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: which is a fucking slab of concrete. I'm very out
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: on a naturally funny. It's very overrated.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: It's not something I care about when looking for an
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: apartment or anything.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Is something you definitely should care about I.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Got fucking lamps. We moved past the need for a
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: natural you get migrains.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: We've moved past the need for natural light. Natural light's
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: like the most important thing for your brain as soon
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: as you wake up.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if I'm gonna go outside, but inside, I don't
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: need natural light when I'm inside.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, you do. That's like I good.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: I have a sun roof now at my new apartment.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: He was sun roof. Yeah, the pit, we call it
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: the pit. Who's we me and my roommates? Where you live?
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: What's your address?
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: What street we live? Very closet? You walk by your
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: apartment a lot?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: What streets you live?
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: I'm not telling you. I walked by your apartment a lot.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I've never seen you, and I'm there a lot. Well,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: i'm walking. I'm walking through in a disguise as well.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Just rent hotel room. I could probably rent out my
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: apartment because of how little I'm there. I'm just constantly working.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Tommy's walking through the drag though, walking through and drags one.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Of those gay dudes outside my apartment on Pride. They
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: were I was on a NASCAR race. Were causing a
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: fucking room this year? What did NASCAR do for Pride.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: It was called the Ally four hundred. I don't know.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I love that. I don't know if that's why, but
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: it was called the l four hundred.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Did they make any acknowledgment or have like any gaze
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: out to like, uh whatever, wave the flag on the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: first lap?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: No, any rainbow? I don't Nascar. Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: I did see a shirt that's a NASCAR and like
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: a bunch of different colors, and I was like, wow,
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: are they doing a Pride march? But then I realized
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: that it's just it's the NASCAR. Yeah, NASCAR logo. Yeah,
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: those are the colors.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: I wonder if they're a little little pissed about that.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hijacked which what do you think was first
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: NASCAR or gayness?
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: Nascar gayness is pretty new.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Who did I hear?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Was?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: I heard Socrates was gay? Oh, mamma. Cusker talks about that.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Did he does he have a bit about that? I
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: don't know. I didn't hear that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: But I heard Socrates had to kill himself because he was, like,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: was with a gay dude. I don't know he did
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: something with the gay dude.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: The girl on the girl on Rogan was talking about it.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: The old lady Rogan was talking to the Korean lady. No, no, no,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the psychedelics lady.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't see that.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta check that one out. No, boy's gotta bust yourself.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: What did you listen to on the way back?
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Just music? What kind of tuns you listen to these days?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Which actually I.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Listened to a lot of Morgan while and on the
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: way back.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I really become a country where you girls last night
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: we let the liquor talk. Oh lord, it's so good.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: I become a country boy and I use apple pie.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: Now changed two things about me. I like country music
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: and I use apple pie. That's been two takeaways of
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: the June Woral Tour.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah wait, is that the one where you could just
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I just started doing that. It's it's been incredibly convenient.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know how everybody doesn't even use cards ever.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: I for a while I was like, I'm not going
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: to use that, and then I'm like, wow, this is
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: so much better than.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Because you don't even have to click on anything.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: You just tipped, you double tap, you double tap the
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: side button and what cards are you guys rocking in there?
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Apple cash?
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I only got my City bank like my Rockland true
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: spent my Apple Cache five in the Apple Cache. Oh yeah,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I got it all run. What do you have a
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: million dollars in Apple cash? Big time?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Of course, my Platinum medallion.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: We did this in like an episode a couple episodes ago,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: which was probably yesterday. You're you're Delta man, Yeah that's what.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: What are your point situation looking like? Miles QDs m
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: q m s. Let's go through the run. Just give
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: me the phone. Actually, I'll look through it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: So rich you wouldn't even stay at my hotel in Nashville.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I know he did the same thing to me. We
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: literally four five stars I booked. We had him a
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: hotel booked for Moontower and he refused to say there.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: He's like, now, I'm saying it a nice.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: There's not a spa in this one. That's what they said.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: But because of that, they refuse to pay me for
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: the show that we did in Lost, where we put
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you you actually don't get anything.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I still have to ask someone about that.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: There's an issue going No I don't want there's an
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: issue going on with my Miles cause stuck at forty five?
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Why are you so secretive. Just let me see I've
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: been stuck at forty five thousand for go to the pictures.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Damn, Tommy, talk about a world tour? You are, dude?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: What do you have you ever eaten? I don't know
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: if it's even possible.
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm not getting miles or something.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: But you're not getting miles Do you get it at
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: the end of the month or something? Forty five thousand instantly?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, he only has two thousand miles this year and
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: he has three m q I've been stuck at forty
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: three times. You spent two hundred dollars.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: No, well, I mean, wait, how does it work though
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: with barstool books.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: It Roan has barstol book it through his account. I
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: gave him my number.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: Wait you have to give Do you have to give
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: them your number? I thought it's just like when you
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: check it on your ASP.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it should, it should all it should all sync
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: up on its own.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I thought. Dude, You got fucked. Are
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: you fucking kidding me? No, Dad's dude, you have three
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: m qms. That means that you've flown three times this year.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I thought that when I checked in
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: on the app that like synced it up. I mean,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: you're you don't even have Silver medallion. Brother, You're not
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: even close to I'm so pistol.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is, dude, Dude, three m q and no
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: one has made more taken more flights than you over
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the last two weeks.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Well they haven't all been Delta like I did, unite
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: it a couple of times.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: That's stupid one of itself.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: You have, you have less miles. You have nineteen thousands
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: and I just started this account this year. Okay, congrats
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: you have less miles.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: I mean that's more. Tell me I have more miles
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: flown this year and I have more m qms than you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Oh congrats. Oh I'm sorry. It's the only thing that matters.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Congratulating miles that you have up here don't matter. What
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: matters they do, No, it doesn't. I could use those
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: miles to go on flights. Dude, you need to get
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: to Silver or to go fuck up apparently. Yeah, dude,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: you have three m q ms. How's it even possible?
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: How do you not have?
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: So?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Do I have to? Because it was Southwest back? Yeah, dude,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: they're not using your account. You have two thousand confirm.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: How do you have two thousand miles flow this year?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: That's from here to fucking JFK and back.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is this is incredibly disappointing Tommy.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Oh you just stormchasers to this year? Yes, I went
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: to London, London, that was that was virgin though. Oh
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: what the hell? How do you have I'm confused how
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: you have three m q ms but you only have
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: two hundred dollars spen. That means that you spent like
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I did go to Florida on like like my like
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: personal to Florida. So that's all you have so far
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: this year is only a Florida flight.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: This is horrible, This is horrible news.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: What the fuck you're gonna do?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Did you have a connecting flight on one of those?
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I bet he just flew one way and then on
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: the way back they just booked him on a different airline.
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or he flew to like Florida and had it
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: direct on the way that I thought that in the
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: I thought in the app it was fucking hooked up.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: It has given me a little bit of satisfaction to
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: see you scrambling like this.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: I've been I've been ahead and was like, oh, at
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: the end of this month, I'm gonna get my mile statement.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Forget about it. Is that not how it works? Tyler?
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: What are you?
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: What is your level? Forty three thousand? You had you
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: had silver, but they had gold. Shit, he's cooking. How
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: did you guys get to silver so fast? Oh? Shit?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: And forth, back and forth.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: I'm like, mad, Yeah, I.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Got fucking I need eighteen more flags. That's literally all
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: that matters in life. I'll just be like going to
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: sleep checking my Oh. I look at it constantly to see,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: like if there's a look at.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: Those nineteen thousand points.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Tommy, I will have more miles than you probably bought.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I'll say by September. Oh okay, rats, rats in advance.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna be flying fucking Delta one down
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: to fucking kittle Fest. Yeah, and you've got to be
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: here southwest.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: Forty Oh yeah no, because I'm sure DP want to
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: fly me out as PJ from fucking talking to kittle
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: Fest for the day.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Definitely sure that he won't.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna see DP while you're in Montalk?
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: I was discussed a little bit, but he was like
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: he only uh, I wass only go out twice a
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: summer or something.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: It's not true, can't be true. He says he doesn't
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: really go out much anymore. So where is he now?
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: He's in Montalk, But he just doesn't go out a lot,
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: like out out at night.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, but he probably go to dinner. Yeah, I'm
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: sure he goes to dinner. Yeah, go to dinner. Yeah,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: go out out in Montalk? Is there like clubs? Bounce?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: Really, Oh my god, you are something else?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. People don't go out out of the Q one year.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: My little having a poster on his well for my
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: little sister probably has more than flight for fucking JFK.
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: De LaGuardia with nineteen thousand miles, Tell me you're fucked, dude.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: No, you're fucked. You have not been. When's next time
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: you're flying? I don't know. I don't know. Alabama back?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: And that's what's that fifty thousand miles right there? Yeah Alabama?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: That's fifty thousand miles? Yes?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Wait, so where are you staying to think that it's
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand miles? You think from here to Alabama's fifty
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: thousand miles?
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Dumb? That was dumb. That was dumb.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: I didn't know if it was like probably like three
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: hundred miles point wise miles probably like you don't know
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: if it's a direct fucking conversion.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: He's scrambling. I got.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, let me think about I'm like really pissed.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just I pissed up myself. I thought when I
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: check in on the Delta app, it sinks up. So
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I need to tell Caitlin Walker my fucking miles number.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You need to call Delta and you need to tell
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: them every Delta flight you've taken this year, and you
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: need to add your number to each one of them.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Can I do that? Dude? Listen to these miles. Listen
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: to these miles coming up Huntsville, Alabama, Georgia, Arlington.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Virgin Traveling for a barstool, Ortland Chip barstool, these barstool, No,
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: these are all on the weekend.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I don't really do weekends. I kind of you to
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: make money.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: I would love to do weekend vacations, but I only travel.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: I would love to travel for this company. That's all
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: I travel for this company, and that's it. That's your loss.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: What about that trip to Florida? You were just talking
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: about I don't want to go see my family.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: That's not it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: That's barely a vacation comedy is Saas's family? Where are
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you staying in Montalk? It's it's called like the surf club.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: It's not the cool there's like the surf Lodge is
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: like the elite spot I stay at. It's the surf club.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: It's for like families, but it's pretty cheap.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Same places last summer, same places last summer. You're going
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: to be at your place next door?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I'm still going to be
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: in Africa.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I think I can imagine the miles it is to Africa.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: I'm out my family Safari in a couple of years.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys wouldn't be able to handle it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: My dad's been on is dying to go back. He's
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: been on the one back in then he'd.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Like, where's the bodega? From all the wrongs?
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: I'm the most Jewish person in my family.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Tommy. Tommy starts some meta mucil into. I don't get
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: fiber in the bush.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you're gonna have to smuggle meta mucial powdering
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: for your papa while you're out there.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 57:41
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• 58:25
  Speaker 3: All right, Tommy, Well fucking thanks for coming on, bro. Yeah,
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: where are we at? We're there? All right? You know what, guys,
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I want to see next week?
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Not what week? Is this coming out in? Like a month? Dude? Huh? Yeah?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: All right, people are listening to this and where I'm
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: back from South Africa? A bin back for probably a
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: week or so.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm still in South Africa and Tommy is
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: in