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CAN'T BELIEVE THATS CHEATING!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up bond Relatables, and we decided we're going to
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  Speaker 1: do a long awaited I guess reveal. I suppose hard launch. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a hard launch of my out of my league girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, call Bethany. Hell you are listening to relatables. Jake. Oh, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: you look a bit different. Do you do something in
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  Speaker 1: your hair? Looks good? Oh? There you are, man, there
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  Speaker 1: you are. We made it. Henry say hi. Today we're
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  Speaker 1: joined by a special guest. You want to say something.
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  Speaker 1: I think you might have just heard him, mister Henry,
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  Speaker 1: which is this is best dog, my girlfriend's dog. Very
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  Speaker 1: very cute. Oh he's making good boy Henry. A little
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  Speaker 1: so if you were just listening on Spotify or Apple Music,
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  Speaker 1: because we had a puppy in the studio. It was
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  Speaker 1: very very cute. Hello Wednesday, Hello Wednesday, Hello Wednesday. How's
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  Speaker 1: it going. We figured out that's a name you can
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  Speaker 1: call yourself. Yeah, we like that name. Wednesday day is
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  Speaker 1: the only day of the week we would name one
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  Speaker 1: of our kids. That's what we post on it. But
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  Speaker 1: to start off our Wednesday episode this week, Gottie, we
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  Speaker 1: have got the IG. Question was a couple of votes.
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  Speaker 1: I like this, Yeah, all right, So we had the voting.
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  Speaker 1: We did cheating or not cheating, but we got everyone
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  Speaker 1: to vote. And so Ottie doesn't know the questions for
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  Speaker 1: the cheating are not cheating, and so I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: ask him and see what he thinks, and then we're
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  Speaker 1: going to let him know what the people. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to let him know what the people think and if
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  Speaker 1: he's right or if he's wrong. Okay, I guess because
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  Speaker 1: it's a majority. This is a lot of pressure. It's
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  Speaker 1: a majority. I think I should be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How many questions we've got? Something's about seven? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So cheating or not cheating? Going on another guy's shoulders
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  Speaker 1: at a concert? Cheating? Cheating easy, eighty percent somebody he
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  Speaker 1: seeks making guesses cheating. It was I'll say the winner.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty one percent cheating. That's it. There's no way. Fifty
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  Speaker 1: percent cheating, forty nine percent not cheating. So have you
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  Speaker 1: that's what our followers think. You're at a festival, You've
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  Speaker 1: got a girlfriend, she's five minutes away from you, and
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  Speaker 1: then you just see her on some random blow shoulders
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  Speaker 1: and my shoulders are right here. That whole forty nine percent?
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  Speaker 1: What's girls that have done it? Definitely girls that have
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  Speaker 1: done it. There's a clip of you said, I'll be written,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be rid. Where is alright, cheating or not cheating?
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  Speaker 1: Sharing an umbrella with someone? Oh that's tough. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to say, oh where am i am? I not in
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  Speaker 1: the equation? No, not cheating, not cheating, not cheating. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't want it to get wet. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking out for ad. I say, catch it it is,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go. It's the winner is So it's
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  Speaker 1: not cheating. That's ninety percent. Though, I'm picturing in my head.
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  Speaker 1: You know those big umbrellas that are like soccer games.
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  Speaker 1: They can fit like two or three people, Not one
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  Speaker 1: of these tiny I'm talking no, no, no, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: in my mind like one of those big bunnings ones. No,
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  Speaker 1: come on, I'm talking like no wonder, come on, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get You should have specified with a
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  Speaker 1: photo for that way. I should have to Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: cheating or not cheat? Having a work wife slash husband
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  Speaker 1: cheating cheating, don't tell me. Our listeners and fans have
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  Speaker 1: been saying otherwise, sixty percent cheating, thank you. Yeah, obviously
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't hear that. Just gonna go stay hard to
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  Speaker 1: my work wife, like, oh that that's my work wife,
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  Speaker 1: that's my work husband. I'm all of them. I would
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  Speaker 1: hate that. Yeah, me too. Okay, cheating or not cheating?
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  Speaker 1: Subscribing to an only fans, But is this coming from
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  Speaker 1: that dilemma that we had? Okay, he's not giving me
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  Speaker 1: anything cheating or not cheating? Described as you man, what
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  Speaker 1: do you think? This is very disrespectful. I'm still gonna
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  Speaker 1: say cheating. We've got an eighty six percent cheating. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think you've got more right so far. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: I know our ladies, man, you know, you know that
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  Speaker 1: our girly pops. That's why hey listen. Okay, when he
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  Speaker 1: hugs a female friend, cheating, cheating. So when he hugs
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  Speaker 1: a female friend and her feet come off the ground,
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  Speaker 1: oh like, so it's like one of those hugs we're
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  Speaker 1: like and you like lift a bit. Yeah, Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it. I couldn't see that, But I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say not cheating, Okay, so we got sixty
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  Speaker 1: one percent cheating. What Yeah, really, the girls don't want
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  Speaker 1: to see that shit fucking hell to be fair, and
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  Speaker 1: I see what. Yeah, honestly, I'm just thinking about this,
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  Speaker 1: like your your girlfriend sees someone she knows, she runs
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  Speaker 1: over and gives him a hug as a friend, and
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  Speaker 1: he hugs her and he lifts her off the ground.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, what the fuck, It's like, that's a
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  Speaker 1: romantic just take her, keep Walkingker's be like, it's one
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  Speaker 1: of those situations where, yeah, imagine like going to like
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  Speaker 1: a club with your with your girlfriend and like the
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  Speaker 1: bouncer that gives her a big hug, Like, what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck is going on? I know you know him? So
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  Speaker 1: she comes here all the time, all right? Cheating or
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  Speaker 1: not cheating? Sleeping with someone while you're on a break,
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  Speaker 1: the old friend's dilemma. Yeah, I thought i'd better give
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  Speaker 1: a classic cheating cheating because we've talked about this. A
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  Speaker 1: break is just a break to refresh. You're not actually
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  Speaker 1: in a break of the relationship. Yeah, no, you're not
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  Speaker 1: even broke it up. No cheating, Yeah, got here, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Last one cheating or not cheating? She flirts
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  Speaker 1: to get a free drink. Oh, I'm going to say
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  Speaker 1: not cheating, but I would like it if she communicated
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  Speaker 1: that she was doing that. Oh, she's like, I want
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  Speaker 1: to let you in a little hustle. I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I swear it's it's nothing. It's nothing, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: trust that. I'm going to say, not cheating. We've got
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  Speaker 1: a sixty one percent not cheating. Yeah, so I got
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  Speaker 1: six out of seven. I think you got Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: got six out of seven. The hug one, so we
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  Speaker 1: won't be going hugging. I don't do that. Don't be
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  Speaker 1: don't be lifting any friends and the girls up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Answer, that was fun.
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  Speaker 1: goof bunch. We want we want stiff nips. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: right now, let's get into it. Alrighty guys, we've got
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  Speaker 1: a it's been a very long time since we had
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  Speaker 1: a guest on the podcast, and we thought, why not
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  Speaker 1: bring on someone nobody's ever met before. And we decided
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do a long awaited I guess reveal.
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  Speaker 1: I suppose hard launch. Well, yeah, that's a hard launch
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  Speaker 1: of my out of my league girlfriend. Good call Bethany, Hello, Bethany,
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  Speaker 1: say hello, thanks for coming on, beth So, yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you're on Spotify and you can't, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: see what Beth looks like? YouTube it up. I had
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  Speaker 1: a question for your Beth, how is Jake as a boyfriend?
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  Speaker 1: The that's how we get I can imagine it's pretty tough, terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I can imagine it's pretty tough. You guys, Have you
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  Speaker 1: guys been chatting? He's the best, He's the best. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's the best. He was the best. I don't say
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  Speaker 1: that much. He was the best replaced he was the
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  Speaker 1: best man. Well, what we're going to do is we're
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  Speaker 1: going to do a little test. I'm going to ask
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  Speaker 1: I've got some questions and I'll ask them to Addie,
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  Speaker 1: So Beth will leave the room. I'll ask the questions
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  Speaker 1: to Oddie. He'll give his answers, we'll write them down,
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  Speaker 1: and then that's going to come back in and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask Beth the questions. He's gonna give her answers,
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  Speaker 1: and it's to see which one of them knows me better.
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  Speaker 1: What do we thinking, Odds wise? What do you? What
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  Speaker 1: are your chances? I've got time on my side. Time?
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  Speaker 1: What do you reckon? You've got?
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  Speaker 3: I remember.
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  Speaker 1: True and I've chosen stuff that I really think you
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  Speaker 1: guys should both know. I don't know whether or I
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  Speaker 1: mean look to be fair, we've got some forgetful. Are
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  Speaker 1: you say you say you know you remember stuff? There's
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  Speaker 1: some forgetful over there. What's the winner? Get kiss? When
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  Speaker 1: he gets a kiss, when he gets a kids. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gunning for it, all right, we'll do okay, so Beth
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  Speaker 1: will leave the room, we'll do Audie, and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: go back in. Yeah. Perfect, Okay, Oddie. Now we've done
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  Speaker 1: the best friend test before on Patreon. Yes, and I
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  Speaker 1: think you do pretty good so much. Maybe you got
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  Speaker 1: fifty percent for me, man, but I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: doubled up on any of them. I may have, but
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  Speaker 1: we'll see. Okay, So if you are, if I did,
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  Speaker 1: you're lucky. Question one is what is my middle name?
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  Speaker 1: And how do you spell it? It's Mitchell, Mitchell, It's
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  Speaker 1: it's his mum. Meant to say Mitchell, would expell it wrong?
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  Speaker 1: M I T H L. Is that al? Alrighty? The
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  Speaker 1: question two, I think so name my top three favorite foods. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Reese's Pieces number one, top three. That's tricky, man. You
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  Speaker 1: mix it up a lot of the time. Reese's Piece.
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  Speaker 1: Is it all chocolate sweet treats? Or you're like I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna put Reese's pieces bagels. Three. Don't time to think
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  Speaker 1: about that one. What's your top three? Like a normal
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say, would you just because you're like
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  Speaker 1: basic cars and you love chicken and rice? I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: you give me anything. I'm going to say, like, can
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  Speaker 1: I specify like some type of potato dish whatever you want?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you want, some type of potato just like gems
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  Speaker 1: or like those smiley gem things. I do want to
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  Speaker 1: write some sort of potato. Yeah, yeah, sort of potato. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Question three, what is my dream car? We can go
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  Speaker 1: with like Jemmy, whatever you obviously it's whatever you think,
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  Speaker 1: but like current yeah, okay, that cool electric car that
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  Speaker 1: we saw on TikTok. Do you know what it's called?
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  Speaker 1: I'm right because of the smile. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you're right or not. I don't know what it's called.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like the TikTok car we saw. Its electric Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I will accept two different answers for this question. TikTok
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  Speaker 1: electric car, TikTok electric car. I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: got to give it to you. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: the name of it it was something you showed me
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  Speaker 1: the video and you're like proping. Then I said, we'll
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  Speaker 1: get one. I don't know, man, Yeah, if it's that car,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. What is my favorite podcast? And it's it
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  Speaker 1: can't be relatables. I'll give you. I'll give you a hint.
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  Speaker 1: Two bears in a cave one cave or whatever it's called.
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  Speaker 1: Is that your final answer? It could be ships and gigs,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to give it to him. That's
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  Speaker 1: your find. Two bears, one Bob Segre Where his name
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  Speaker 1: is Bob? Not telling you his Tom c Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: guy Bob, Tom, Bob whatever. All right, that's five from five? Easy?
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  Speaker 1: What was my first job? Paper? Run, paper run? So
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  Speaker 1: final answer? Nice? Okay? Any questions are two more? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Where was I born? Gospel Hospital? Final answer? I'll put
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  Speaker 1: gospel private because you're a bit bougie. All right, last question,
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  Speaker 1: that's your last question. I hope she knows. I hope
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  Speaker 1: I've said it before. What is my go to order
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  Speaker 1: at Guzman? Why Gomez at the moment? At the moment,
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  Speaker 1: so it would be chicken tenders with fries and then
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  Speaker 1: two soft tacos chicken. Alrighty, we'll get Bethany. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: beth is back yay with a dog with Henry. Okay, Bethany.
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  Speaker 1: What is my middle name? And how do you spell it?
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  Speaker 3: Mitchel? It's spelt wrong?
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  Speaker 1: How Yes, that's the same thing I did.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Michelle. I think the A instead of a mitch.
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  Speaker 1: So how would you spell I T h A double L,
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  Speaker 1: double L. Final answer, Yeah, wonderful. All right. Question two,
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  Speaker 1: name my top three favorite foods? We're going current like everything? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, whatever you think sushi fuck number one,
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  Speaker 1: number two like Mexican, and number three.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the exact auderit cookies.
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  Speaker 1: Very different, very different. You guys did go different on
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  Speaker 1: that one. I'll let you know that. I'll let you
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  Speaker 1: know that. Okay, Now this next question. I told Otdie
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  Speaker 1: there's two acceptable answers. My dream car. You and I
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  Speaker 1: are in the car A lot I point stuff out.
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  Speaker 1: Remember you just said before, you're a girl. You remember things.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like. I'm pretending to think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing, you got nothing. You may as well go. You
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  Speaker 1: may as well get something because then you've got something
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 4: You want a tesla, like that's what you would get.
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  Speaker 4: But I think that's like your dream car.
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  Speaker 1: Oka put a timeline on this. That's not it, Tesla.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what is my favorite podcast? And it's not relatables? Finally,
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  Speaker 1: final answer. He's sucking you out, isn't he? That's your
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  Speaker 1: final answer? Okay? What was my first job the paper.
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  Speaker 3: Being a paper boy?
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  Speaker 1: Paper boy? Alright? Two more questions? Where was I born?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going Australia.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm gonna go. Oh sorry, I'll give you no,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you okay, it was in Australia. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you that. But do you know how to give? But
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about where? Come on? You know you do
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  Speaker 1: know you definitely I've definitely said you know this about me?
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: Here in the central christ you're in the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I was looking for I'll give okay, we'll
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  Speaker 1: go such a I was born there, all right, wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: give me the car? What is my go to? GUZMANI
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  Speaker 1: Gomez order the with fries, tenders and fries and.
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  Speaker 3: Then two tenders in a soft taco as well.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect. Okay, alrighty, let's have a look at this one.
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  Speaker 1: My middle name him and how do you spell it? Oddie,
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  Speaker 1: said Mitchell, And he said spelled wrong, mitch Ow. He said,
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  Speaker 1: m I t h A L. You said m I
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  Speaker 1: t c h A l L. So you both correct
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  Speaker 1: on what it is. But it's only one L. What
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  Speaker 1: do you know, Well, Mitchell is spelled but my mom,
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  Speaker 1: putting it on the best of you speltic like for
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  Speaker 1: very wrong. Look he got you on a technicality there.
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  Speaker 1: It was one ol. That's the spelling. That was one out.
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  Speaker 1: That's how spelling works. So we got one L. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we've got what is my top three favorite foods? Oddie said,
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  Speaker 1: Reese's pieces, bagels, and some sort of potato dish, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll give it to him. I like all those things.
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  Speaker 1: But and you said sushi, Mexican and cookies. The the
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  Speaker 1: proper answer would have been sushi Mexican and Mediterranean Mediterranean
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  Speaker 1: like Greek like Greek. Yeah, zeus street feet. So look
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  Speaker 1: there's something one. I think I'm going to give bet
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  Speaker 1: a point there because he got zero. Like I love
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  Speaker 1: Reese's obviously paces the top three. Okay, what is my
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  Speaker 1: dream card? He said, the TikTok electric car. So he
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  Speaker 1: didn't even give a car brand. He was going with
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  Speaker 1: TikTok electric car.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's like what you used to have, but the
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  Speaker 4: nice new ones, is it not.
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  Speaker 1: So? And then Beth said Tesla. Now I would have
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  Speaker 1: accepted two answers. One of them was the Mercedes the eight.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, come on, I've definitely been in the car
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  Speaker 1: and were like, that's what I want. And then the
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  Speaker 1: second one would have been a Rivian, which is the
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  Speaker 1: TikTok electric car. But I don't know because you've got
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  Speaker 1: to give it to me. He said, TikTok electric car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can give you that. That's the Rivian. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got the car that you want. I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even get She said, Tesla. It's pretty close
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  Speaker 1: electric car, like I would like a Tesla. I knew
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't a Tesla though I knew it was that card.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the brand of the car, right right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll call it. I think I'm going to say, you
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  Speaker 1: guys both get a point, so it's too all I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be. I'm being nice here. I wouldn't have one,
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  Speaker 1: all right? What is my favorite podcast? Body said? Two bears.
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  Speaker 1: One cave that said, Joe Rogan do you listen to occasionally? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I do occasionally do. But my real favorite one is
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: you guys are both wrong. It's and gigs your mum's house,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: which has Tom Segura is also Thomas Sagura is on
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: two Bears one cave as well, damn it, but it's
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: not two bears one cave, so you neither of you
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: get a point for that. Closer again, all right, closer,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: what is my What was my first job? And you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: both said paperboy, and it is both correct, paper run.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You both get a point for that. How good? And
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: then this next question was where was I born? I
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: have to get there now, I mean, like, technically you're
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: both correct. So Beth said Central Coast and Oddie said
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Gosford Private Hospital, and it is Gospel Private Hospital. That's good.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: There's two hospitals in Gospel too, and I took a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: stab in the dark. I think I might actually give
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: that one to okay. And then last question was what
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: is my go to guzman goose money, go as order,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and you both are correct the tenders and fries and
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: two chicken tacos. So we've got Beth has one two
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: three and Audio has one two three four. That's it, guys,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: four three lost on that one nol. That is, to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: be fair, you guys both know the same amount. It's
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: just he probably was like, is it two hours and
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: one hour? And he was just said one hour. So
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I listened those minor details. That's tough. Tough, that's what's important. Yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have to next week. We'll have to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: get to cast you on next week my girlfriend to
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: do the same test and see who knows a better. Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident all he knows me. There's that kiss.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't think i'd win, did you? Didn't they? I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: honestly didn't. Alrighty, guys, I got a new segment that
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to bring into the episode this week. Okay,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and it's called things that have more than One Purpose? Okay, okay,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm intrigued. And where I got the idea was I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: was at the gym. Oh the exercise equipment. Yes, so
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I know I thought of it at the gym. It's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: not about gym equipment though, yeah, but I said all
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: different things. But I thought of it while I was
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: out of the gym, and you'll see why. Okay. So
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: things that have more than one purpose? A water bottle,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it hydrates you, Yeah, but also it defends my machine
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: at the gym while I'm at the toilet. Oh that's
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: really good. They didn't even know what they were inventing
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: when they invented the water bottle. It's quite the defense
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: mechanism too. I'll walk over to a machine and I'll
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: think it's all good, better than the tower. I don't
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: know a tower on a machine's good because I can
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: see from a distance, and I don't know at tempt
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: at the water bottle sneaky because if it's hidden behind
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and I'll walk over and I'll be like, oh, fuck,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: damn it, and i want to use machine, but I'm
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: not going to be rude. It's me. I also hate
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that though, when someone leaves their water bottle there and it's
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: like doing another exercise. But have you ever they're doing
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: another exercise piste? But sometimes I'm like, I do it
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: when I take a ship. Yeah, it's quite off from
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: my gym, and I'm like, I can't hold this. That's
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: shit to your life at the gym. So okay, sorry,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: all right. Things that have more than one purpose. The
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: blanket on my bed keeps me warm at night. Can
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I make a joke? Yeah? The other purpose is your comerack. No,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that's fucking disgusting. So we have a friend. I don't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: know if he still does this, but I remember when
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: he was single he did this. He would use like
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the bottom fire end corner. He'd go down and pick
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: it up, wipe up and put it back down. That
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: just forget about it. That's disgusting. So that's not yours.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: That's no, that's not come right, all right, I have
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a sophisticated one. It's a Jim towels. Okay, So my
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: blank the blanket on my bed keeps me warm at night,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: but also protects me from the demons. Oh, it does too.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: As soon as you're under that, you're protected. Something about
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: something about cozy enough. It's such a child I do
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: like that though, something that's so true, something that you're
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: protected as soon as you're in there. It's weird. You
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: ever used to think like it was like an invisibility
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: cloak from Harry Potter, Like as soon as it's on you,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: like you're invisible. Yeah, it's like if there was someone
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: in my house, I feel safer fully under, whereas I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: should probably have my head out so I can see
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: what's happened. Yeah. The Boogey monster in my closets, like
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: not getting me. But no, no, it's a protection. It's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a shield you can't. That's good. The calculator app on
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: my phone helps me make calculations. I hope so. But
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: also it's I go to app to pretend I'm on
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: my phone when there's a potential female interaction. That's I'm
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a weather man myself, I'm a calculator weather I don't know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll just like randomly on Instagram, but like I'm
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: looking like I'm doing business. Like someone's like comes over,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: like what are you doing your apping? Be like, I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: just calulat. I wonder the percentage of people that use
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: it just to look like they're doing something. We should
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: put a stat on our Instagram story. We should be like,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: what do you use your calculator for? Just give them
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: two options calculations to avoiding talking to busy. Yeah, things
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: that have more than one purpose. Going shopping means that
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I have clothes to wear, but also it's cheaper than therapy.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Shopping is too girly. Popsule relate to the retail therapy.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: There's something about tapping that card. It's just new stuff.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It's like weight lifted off for shoulders. Yeah, it's something
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: something to be excited about. And then look, I've got
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I like that one. Facts facts all right, last one
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: things that have more than one purpose. Getting a puppy
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: so I can have a companion. You know, they're wonderful.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: But also the female attention, Yeah, isn't the right attention. Hmmm.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I guess you could think
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: of it as like, I don't know, I'm just not
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: taking away from the guys that have puppies out there,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: all attentions, tensions, it's all the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: but that's good. But the reason I thought of it
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: was because I just saw like one meme and it
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was like a video. It was like my water bottle
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: defending my machine at the gym, and it was like
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: him going through a ward of water bottles, got through
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a war. And I was like, that's so fucking true.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I just PLoP it down and it's just this beacon
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: of like, stay the fuck away my machine. Literally, that's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: so good. I like that one. I liked it. Okay, guys,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: thank you very much for listening. Thank you very much
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: to my better half. He's back again, Henry Henry just
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: kidding my better half Beth for coming on. Thanks then,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: my my little man Henry. If you didn't watch the
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: YouTube today, I think you have to just to see Henry.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: He has the same curls as me. Look so all right?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, thank you very much for listening. If you
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: want more episodes, go on over the Patreon. Yep, I've
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: earned that, See you later, Love you bye,