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It is time to leave your worries outside and join us inside the Treehouse.
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Specifically met Dannel Malley along with Trade, Trendhome and Raj Sharma episode eighty eight
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right now inside the Treehouse. If you are coming off of the Patreon episode
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which is also known as the Treehouse Plus episode, then you have learned about
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how Utah sucks and how religious based states suck. And let's not do that
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in general ever, but especially let's not do that in Texas again or anywhere
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else. If you would like to know more about how Utah sucks, one
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you could go there yourself. Or two, just spend five dollars a month
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and learn about it from our travel correspondent Ron Sharma, and you too will
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also know about the citizens of Utah one in particular, name squid Pete.
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other things each week inside Deep Deep inside the Treehouse. As it is,
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it is episode eighty eight. Time for the regular stuff, the free stuff.
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And once again I would like to mention how I do not like to
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live in h what is it stocracies. No. I love living in Paradise.
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I just don't like living in any place where one religion tells everyone how
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they how they should or should not live. And to that end, I
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have some troubling news to share with you boys about island life. Oh boy,
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that is doesn't matter where you moved to, where you go, where
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you hide, the Jehovah's Witnesses will find you. Yes, that's great,
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No, it's not at this point. I'd prefer the goat man of Bordeaux
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Mountain lurking outside the house. I think his picture. No, this is
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according according to the two nice ladies outside our house this morning. That's Jesus.
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Oh did you that right? There is a that is an artist rendering
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of Jesus. Did you know you can schedule an appointment with for Jehovah's witnesses.
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I thought you were about to say Jesus. I'm like, oh my
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god, people have been waiting for him for a while. Jesus is on
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calendly. Let me look on, let me schedule some time. I got
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questions many, I like how many questions. I like how they just gave
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their their their version of white. Jesus just brown hair. The thing is,
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though, I actually give them credit because you know, thinking logically common
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sense, right, Jesus is from Middle East, from Africa area, So
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blue eyed European Jesus he was not, No, unless he had some serious
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recessive genes in there, which I guess could be possible. But at least
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at least this Jesus is brown eyed Jesus. Like like, this Jesus is
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sort of while he's not, I wouldn't immediately say he's a Jesus of color.
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He's not lily white either, and at least he doesn't have blue eyes.
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Yeah, he just looks like the brownie man, like if you,
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if you, if you, if you put flannel in suspenders. That's uh.
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That that dude's drinking I p as in uptown. That is true.
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This this is uh, this is hipster Jesus, because yeah, this is
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this is the brownie man with with the curly hair. Yeah, I dig
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it, man. He listens to everything on vinyl, oh yeah, because
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it sounds better. He's a staple at Josie's Records. Yeah, yeah,
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you know he's got uh. He also sells all of his old pants at
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Buffalo Exchange. He only buys used, uh Chucks, not the new ones
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out of the punt, because that would be who is that you got on
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your phone there, Trey, I think you're showing me. So this was
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the guy who played Peter in the in the Bible whole big series they did
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a few years ago. Like it literally it looks like they took him and
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put him as Jesus. They I think they did. Oh yeah, I
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think yeah, hold that up, side by side, let's do this again.
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we put the full video of every episode on patreon dot com slash Treehouse on
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air. That is a got If we can just cross over and hold them
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in like across our little screen panels, it'd be perfect. Yeah that's yeah.
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Yeah. He also looks a little bit like Dominic West from uh uh,
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what's the What's the Drug Show in Washington? The cop Show? I
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have no idea. It's one of the best, The Wire, The Wire.
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For some reason, I was trying to call the line and I know
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that's that's it's a movie about lines, but it's called The Wire. Dominic
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West, who's one of the Yeah yeah, uh so Dominic West was also
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in three hundred he played the bad guy. Yeah, that's kind of what
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he looks like there anyway. So, uh, the Jehovah's witnesses will find
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you no matter where you go on this planet. And I also suspect that
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if you managed to colonize Mars, there's gonna be two old ladies that are
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gonna knock on your on your colony door and ask if and ask if you
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know about water Tower magazine and are you saved? Is that the new water
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tower? It used to be an actual like four pinch watch tower, water
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tower, watch tower. Sorry, watch, I'm not I'm not no,
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No, I mean water tower actually makes sense. Maybe it's holy water in
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there. No, maybe he turns every tower into wine like that would be
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nice. Now that's a good recruiting tool. Yeah, like you know,
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we'll give you access to this water tower, turn your turn your faucet on
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and watch and then you every day everyone can paint their their mascot on their
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their water tower. I'm just gonna use Peter from the Bible, four time
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state champion on that water tower, constantly defeating Satan. That's what he's doing.
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Mm hmm. I just uh Jeovah's Witnesses really the angels one again,
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We're so shocked. Uh, they're they're the no holidays is no birthday present
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people, right, Yeah, And I'm no, I'm just I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not down with the with the Jehovah's Witnesses, no thank
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you. Yeah, it was too crazy for Michael Jackson, like just like
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he was raised Jehovah's witness and when he's read out on his own before he
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released Thriller, he was like, f all, y'all, I'm out of
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here. Like he just wouldn't did his own day. Like maybe that's what
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it was. Maybe it wasn't so much of him in some sort of identity
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crisis, you know, by you know, bleaching his skin and you know,
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the vidaiging all that kind of stuff. Maybe he was just trying to
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hide. But you can't from them, apparently exactly. And he learned that
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the very very hard way, as I have now learned, because they even
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have them here on Saint John. The good thing is about that Jehovah's Witnesses
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is like this, they will put their address in the pamphlet. So you
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see right there it says uh five G so addresses here are a little funky
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five g estate, Pastory, pocket Money Road, Saint John v I.
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The thing I appreciate about the Jehovah's Witnesses when they put their addresses is that
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means I know the address to a void. I make sure that I never
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go in there. If my car breaks down, that's the house I'm not
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going into to ask for help. I'd rather think both Prince and Michael Jackson
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one point where Jehovah's witness mm hmm. We don't have to just say that
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it's bad. If you're a talented, you know, black guy, bad
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religion also also a good band. I wonder if they're related as well.
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Yeah, I my dad they would they would always come to my my folks
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house to drop off the watch Tower pamphlet because my dad would invite them like,
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hey, come on in that talk to me, let me hear about
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it. And they would sit there and they were just stunned that they got
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that foreigner and that's a gay. Come on in. They're like, really,
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we never get passed the passing out of the pamphlet. So he'd sit
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down, they'd talk and he's like, yeah, still not gonna convert but
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thank you. But I think my dad was killing time because he was bored.
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He's like, we got company for an hour. No, I know
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what I'm gonna do as an old man, just let people come in and
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talk. Yeah, I just wouldn't. Wouldn't you rather just have a kid?
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No? I tell the Jeova's witness to get the s out years to
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do that, and at least the Jova's witnesses will come to visit you.
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And I don't mean that, yeah, And I don't mean that you specifically,
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Dre. I mean that's just sort of a kid thing in general.
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Hell. I saw the other day there was a story about a guy who
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cut his kids out of the will, or I cut certain he cuts some
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kids out of the will and others he left in and he put in the
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will. The reason as to why is because they didn't go. They didn't
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visit him enough. Yeah, And it's like, well, that's kind of
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the ultimate old man thing. That makes sense. I get that. The
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last the last thing you know, your your your offspring are going to remember
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you for is being super petty because they didn't come to visit you, which
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I kind of get. And so they of course went through all the legal
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stuff they tried to sue and everything in the court's like, no, he
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seemed to sound mine. You guys seem like a bunch of a holes,
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So we're gonna let this stand. Yeah, what's the commercial that's on TV
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now where the cat gets everything? It's like, I think it's an unlimited
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supply of whatever because of whatever Pat's smart or whatever it is is the online
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and it's like, the one kid, what's it the chewing? Is that
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what it? And then one kid gets a train set and they're like,
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and so, where's the summerhouse going? They're like, now that also goes
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to mister whatever, mister Chi or whatever the cat's name was, and the
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one guy goes, it's my favorite parts. It's such an a whole move
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from the cat because cats are a holds to be one. Uh he goes
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when they're like the in the summerhouse goes to so to mister Chuckles or whatever,
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and the Glee kid goes, what the cat goes? But you got
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a train set? Looks like that is that is? I want that cat?
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If I can have a cat, that's the one I want. This
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is the one that just literally calls you out on your bst. It's also
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a very accurate representation of of of cats, like if they could in fact
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talk, like I know, do we do? You guys know? Because
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I don't, and I'm pretty versed in a lot of religions, but I
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know nothing about Joe's Witnesses except for they don't get to have fun. Uh.
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I know a little bit, just based on research that I've done on
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this show for years. That's also the reason why I know a little bit
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about scientology, and the reason why I know a little bit about lots of
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things is because somehow it would come up and next thing, you know,
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I'd start, you know, googling stuff and finding things out. Like one
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of the things that always intrigued me about the Jehovah's Witnesses is that supposedly,
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if I remember this correctly, and this may have changed, but only like
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four hundred and forty four thousand people get into Heaven and the Jehovah's hes a.
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I think it's hundred and forty four thousand, okay, one hundred and
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forty so limited Heaven's got limited space according to Jehovah's Witnesses. It seems this
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has always seemed weird to me, if Jehovah's witnesses feel only one hundred and
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forty four thousand of them specifically get into heaven and no one else, then
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why are they constantly recruiting? Don't they have one hundred and forty four thousand
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by now? No? But what if that's the thing They're like, God,
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man, we're at one hundred and twelve, we're right there, Like,
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maybe what happens if they hit the one hundred and forty four thousand goal,
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then the rapture actually happens. Yeah, and the Earth experiment is shut
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down and they all poof disappear like Jedi. Yeah, that's what that they
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get to one forty four and why Jesus comes down or or or their heaven's
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run by like FIFA and we're all gonna be quadruple bump bunked in one room.
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So then I have DIBs on MESSI that's a good DIBs. J I
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just I don't. I don't know anything about them. I do know the
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one hundred and forty four thousand. I thought that was Mormons as well,
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that had a finite number of how many people were getting in. I don't
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know, based on your time in Utah recently, you would probably be the
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foremost expert on Mormonism inside the treehouse. My my, my limited experience with
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the Mormon religion is based on sixth grade basketball when my basketball coach at the
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y or whatever league it was in and Plano at the time also had his
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church basketball team with his son and they needed someone to play. So they
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asked me after we got finished with our quote unquote regular league game if I
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wanted to come play in their Mormon league. And I was like, okay,
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sure and uh and we played on I think the court was on carpet
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inside of a Mormon church. It was very, very odd. That was
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one of the other teammates. Just all of that coaches kids. Yes,
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the cheerleaders were all his wives. I mean great, they outlawed that many
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many years ago. Sure, wink wink much much. I have TEAL,
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I have TLC. I know, I know it goes on. I see
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I see seeking sister wives. That's not normal. Who wants more wives?
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Who's Who's who wakes up that happy? No? One's like, you know
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what, I need more of this? Yeah, you know what I'd like
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fourteen of these? Yeah? Who wants more wives? This guy. Yeh,
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Why why would you only want a nagger of one when you can have
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a chorus of naggers? You don't that or do? I mean, we'll
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lose that responsor. But if you're gonna go out, go out that way.
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No, I think I think our sponsors might might hang around just to
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see what happens. But where did I put that delete button? Uh?
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I have I had a fear because I'd like to get to know about other
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people's religions because they're just fascinating. But I wanted to ask, like,
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like squatty Pete, his whole his whole family, my mom, dad,
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brothers, they're all moments. He's the one that, uh, I guess
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left the pat and we saw how it turned out for him. Well in
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in the in the Trehouse Plus episode, Trey did mention the Mormon mafia.
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So maybe there's something to be said about Yeah, when you when you live
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when you live in Prova, I mean you in Provo, Utah, and
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you leave, yeah, the religion, then you know, maybe you're turned
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a squatty Pete. He's like the Fredo of their mind. Is he going
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around kissing dudes on the mouth? That might explain some of it, but
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I wanted to ask him, like, you know, so tell me about
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and I didn't want to because I they're that kind of that's the kind of
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religion. Maybe squaty Pete's not that way. But if I would have asked
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anybody else, I think they would be like I think he wants to know
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more than he can join, and I'm like, that's not I just want
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researcher, just want to be I just want you to tell me the the
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pros and cons of your religion, Like I don't know what they are for,
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like no booze, no caffeine, no sex, no nothing, but
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you I don't know. I don't. Yeah, I knew. I knew
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that basketball game was weird when at halftime, instead of gatorading orange slices,
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they all started drinking milk. And I'm like, oh, that's not so.
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You guys aren't used to win it used to vomiting a lot. This
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is just milk and a trash can. That's yeah. That I think maybe
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they were on a mission to get that court carpet peeled up and put the
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only because you know how they have to I do know this, they have
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to do them. Is it a mission is that when you graduate high school
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or something like that, didn't you. Yeah, yeah, that's Freddie Mark.
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You said get on your bike and ride. Yeah, so it's so
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I take it back my my My first experience with Mormonism was with a basketball
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coach in sixth grade. My second experience with Mormonism, and what I know
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about it mostly revolves around the movie or Gasmo and South Park. Okay,
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I was in I was in London in two thousand and nine and I was
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doing some shows out there, and I was in Watford. Uh, that's
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where I was staying. And I went down to the city Central and there's
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a subway there and I'm like, oh, I'm go get a subway sandwich.
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And I walk out of the subway and I'm going to my right,
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and from behind me, I hear these two guys talking and it's very American
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sense, and I got excited that there's not a lot of American people in
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Wantford. So I turn around and go, oh, I know those accents.
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And then they turned around and there was name tags and ties and they
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had bicycle helmets in their hands and they go, uh, they go,
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they go, I recognize those accents, and they turn and go, hey,
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man, how's it going. I go Nope, not today, And
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I turned around the other way and just kept walking. Nope, not dealing
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with this. I'm in London. I'm not doing that. Does beg the
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question, then, who's more committed? The Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses.
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They're they They're on an island. I think, well, the Mormons are
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here too, I've seen him. No. Yeah, are they on the
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bikes? Well some of these, some of these roads are pretty steep.
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They're extreme Mormons. Yeah, it's the ziplining Mormons. Screw the X Games.
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Now it's not just your normal shot because for thirty bucks you get your liquor
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of choice, but then after you get fed the shot by the scantalite clad
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shotgirl. She then tosses a picture of water in your face and then slaps
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you across it. Are you throwing thirty dollars at that? No, Dan,
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I can say probably not. I'm past that. I know plenty of
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guys that probably you know that. That's probably I would probably just sit there
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and watch guys do that for an hour or so. That would be good
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to Florida here soon. So right, I tell you what, you guys
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go to that place and I'll call this shockgirl and I'll send her sixty bucks
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and you both get smacked. Yeah, that's on me. I'd almost just
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We spoke during our week of Treehouse Gone Wild, our Spring breakout, about
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whether or not spring break as we all knew it when we were college aged
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was over. And I saw that there are remnants of the things we recognized
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from our spring breaker years that have lived, and not only lived, but
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they have flourished and in some cases been taken to the next level. I
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am talking specifically about a young lady who goes by the name of Hurricane Ayana.
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She lives on a boat off the coast of Florida near Fort Lauderdale,
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and she works two months a year spring break bartending in South Florida and Fort
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Lauderdale, and for a mere thirty dollars per shot. You take it back.
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She's not a bartender, She's a freelance shot performer, I think might
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be a good description. So for thirty dollars, not only will she find
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a creative way to deliver your shot into your mouth, but she'll also splash
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you into face with a picture of water and then slap the everlover, the
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everlov and piss right out of you. All for thirty dollars and makes enough
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to not work ten months out of the year. Yeah, I mean she's
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she's living that Texas State Fair lifestyle where you only work part of the year
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and you make so much in that portion of the year you do whatever you
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want the rest of it. She's a booze carny. Okay, I'll take
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it. How's that for a LinkedIn profile? Okay, and people people are
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paying for this, yes, not only paying for it, but it's very
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popular on social media. RAJ, allow me to introduce you to Hurricane Ayana
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water. Now, So there you saw the shot, the water and the
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smack. And now he has seemingly passed out from just sheer joy until he
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stands realizing he's now been baptized in the waters of spring Break, and he
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celebrates followed up, I'm sure with a hearty let's go. I'd just like
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to point out that when we were on spring Break, we were trying to
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find boobs to take shots off of. Yes, we're not the same this
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generation. No, And I you know, here's you got to give credit
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to spring Break because just a mere three years ago we were gloves and masks
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and social distancing and now we're just plastic tubes and mouths. That's where we've
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gone. And I do you do love it? I mean Fort Lauter you
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know, spring Break has moved to Fort Lauderdale. Was with the video said
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that's where it kind of originated. It's just now everything's coming back, you
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know, full circle. Yeah, Yes, spring Break has come home.
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There's a whole generation in those communities. That have forgotten what it's like.
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Now they're gonna get spring break. Give Miami a break, and then it
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would be a nice rotation. That's right, it is. It's sort of
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like the Olympics. You got cities bidding, city's bidding for spring break.
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And so spring break has come home to Fort Lauderdale, and apparently she's angry
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and slapping these kids silly for having left in the first place. Huntsville,
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Alabama never wins, they never get trust me, Huntsville Alabama first spring break
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is a hell of a lot better than Huntsville, Texas. That's a different
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shot. Yeah, that's uh Tray's right. Like the the two times I
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went down to Pondre, that was the thing. It was like you were
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wanting to do, Like the bodie shots were cool, like that was kind
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of fun. And then you know, uh keg stands on the beats,
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there's a It was amazing to me, as the son of immigrants to see
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what people that have grown up here generation after generation we'll do for plastic beats.
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I mean, they don't do that on during spring break along the Ganges.
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Uh No, there's that. That also sounds like a terrible Julia Roberts
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movie. But no, no, no, let's not sell it short.
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Has anyone tried Ganges Gone Wild? I don't think you want to. That's
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one that's where we go to take the dead. Oh wait, I think
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you're right. I think that's the problem is the Ganges is already too wild.
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Yeah, that's the thing. And there is no spring. There's no
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such thing as spring break in India. That's hilarious. That's like no school
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keeps going until you're a doctor, and that's when school finishes. That's when
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school ends. That's when you're a doctor. But yeah, I would it
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was amazing, Like I would see these girls and then we had we had
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the beads where we're given and it was it was amazing. Was what was
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happening for said for said trinkets during during my time of spring break in nineteen
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ninety six eight is when I went down so nobody, nobody, nobody got
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slapped in the face after a picture of water I wash and paid thirty dollars
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for it. That's that's just that's just not financially sound. Well that also
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might just speak to uh, to the inflation problem that we're Yeah, and
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then I see stuff like this, and I'm like, somebody's dad's gonna like,
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somebody's parents are gonna watch this. I'm like, you know, what's
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our kid doing? A kid doing in college? You know, he's doing
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great, he's getting you know, he's getting decent grades. You know he
27:41
studies a lot. And then they see this and like thirty that's where thirty
27:45
dollars went? Like that's the Indian parent in my head. There's a dad
27:48
that's going, there's my money at work. There could be a proud dad
27:53
and a very angry mom. That's there's also that there's also there's also the
27:57
dad that that is that is saying like, son, why did why?
28:00
Why didn't I want to go? Or the dad's going, son, let
28:07
me show you how to spend thirty bucks far more wisely maybe dolls. But
28:15
then there's also but then there's also a shotgirl going like father like son.
28:22
I figured that's something like like Robert Kraft would tell his kids, like we
28:25
are in Florida right now, let me show you how to spun spend thirty
28:27
dollars. Come with me. Why aren't we at this strip mall? What
28:34
did you hear? Strip club? No strip mall? Yeah, we're not
28:38
here for back to school clubs? Is that Tom Brady? It trure is
28:44
Son Let's go inside now. Florida just clearly does operate on a completely different
28:53
level. And this is another good example of that. Yeah, just oxy
28:57
conton the content and test tube shots. Good on you. Yeah, I
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did see. There's a there's a separate video that that this girl posted Hurricane
29:07
Ayana, where like I mean you, I'm gonna show I'll show you this
29:11
again. This kid. She claims in a couple of posts that she's a
29:15
really good performance artist and that she doesn't slap them as hard as it truly
29:22
appears. But watch this and and you be the judge. Okay, So
29:30
there's the shot down the mouth, water in the face, slapped to the
29:37
cheek. I mean, you know, maybe they're both theater majors from University
29:42
of Miami and it's stage combat. I don't know, or he's doing this
29:48
Jake Paul impression. Yeah, he better watch out. If Mike Tyson comes
29:57
to the ring with a test tube shot in the mouth, let me make
30:03
it better. I just want I just want Mike Tyson to knock knock him
30:07
out and go. Just call me Hurricane Ayana, you just got a hurricane,
30:14
bitch and just keep going. That's fantastic. Yeah, someone was talking
30:21
about Rocky four and yeah the Drago Apollo Creatio that it was an exhibition match,
30:26
and someone goes, has anyone told Mike that this is an exhibition match?
30:34
I don't think. So do we have a? Do we have a?
30:37
Do we have Has anybody been keeping up with the clips? I have
30:41
not seen. I have not seen the most recent Mike Tyson training clip.
30:44
But I do know just from seeing day three, three and Sunday four,
30:48
Sunday four because he's his rhyming skills are getting really good. Because it was
30:52
day three used to want to f with me, and then day four is
30:55
this is what's in store? And I was like, oh, he don't
30:57
kill that kid, Like that's my god? What was Day six? Uh?
31:07
I don't want to I don't want to guess. That's why going you
31:14
do smart research? Day fixed punging a bag of dicks? Like what?
31:18
Like, I know we're on the same page right there. You're listening to
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the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. Let's get
31:41
Jacqueline into the Treehouse now for any and all of your plumbing ones and needs.
31:45
Give her a call to one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.
31:48
The website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. Jacqueline, do you have a strategy
31:52
with dealing with Jehovah's witnesses? No, but believe it or not, for
31:56
as aggressive as I am when it comes to my company when I'm and I
32:01
mean that like, I'm aggressive for my customers, and then I'm aggressive towards
32:07
people who I think are trying to take advantage of us in any capacity.
32:12
When I'm not in my business hat, when I'm not wearing the business hat,
32:16
I have a really hard time being mean to people are rude or what
32:21
I feel so guilty and so No, it sounds like you do a similar
32:24
approach to me, which is if you if you have the advantage of seeing
32:29
them coming, you can just hide. I live on an acre on a
32:34
county road, which is a two lane hideway highway. I've lived there for
32:37
two years and have not once ever had a solicitor. So that's that's my
32:42
secret. I don't have to deal with them. See I thought moving to
32:45
an island I wouldn't either, But surprise, they found us so your time
32:52
will come. They'll get to you. Eventually, it'll happen. I will
33:00
not be eagerly awaiting. In the meantime, you can just turn everything off
33:06
and just you know, lie on the ground and you can hide from I'm
33:09
always here too, so I think they're done by the time I get home,
33:14
they're like long gone. You're helping people with their plumbing issues. So
33:17
for your plumbing issues, whether it's a want or need, give Jacqueline a
33:21
call. She will not hide from you. Just to Jehovah's Witnesses. Two
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34:00
The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Coming off the heels of Hurricane
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Ayana, I was starting to tell you guys, there's other videos of her
34:13
like she claims that that she's, you know, pulling these slaps, and
34:15
she's not slapping these kids as hard as it appears. She does women as
34:20
well, by the way, and she'll do more than one at the same
34:22
time. There's also there's a pretty good video of her where she goes down
34:24
the line. There's like five chicks or five guys lined up in front of
34:28
her, and she'll give shots to all of them, and then she'll douse
34:34
all of them with a picture of water and then give give each a double
34:37
slap as she works her way down the line. It's pretty impressive. But
34:40
there's another video where she's got like blood on her palm, her hand is
34:45
bruised. You've got guys with split lips and stuff, and it's like,
34:50
okay, see you're you're, you're, you're saying one thing, but oh
34:52
no, no, it's not that hard. But then some of these kids
34:55
are spitting up blood as well, So kind of mixed message here. Yeah,
35:02
that's the I don't that's are they all white? Can I ask?
35:07
I know I pulled that hard a lot in the video that but but it
35:16
seems like this one just white kid fun young young white kids. That's what
35:22
I'm saying, like, like that's what I'm saying, Like in the video
35:23
of her like slapping, like going down the line and just slapping people and
35:27
like busted lips. Are those all white kids? Of course? Okay,
35:30
good, at least that stayed the same. That's good. I look,
35:36
I see right right after this is your your sign up to you know,
35:39
go hike Everest. I'm glad you brought that up. Mount Everest climbers must
35:51
now meet a new requirement. Do you hear about this? Mount Everest climbers
35:57
must now rent and wear a tracking device on their journeys to cut down time
36:01
on search and rescue missions. Oh that's yeah, Nepal's Tourism Department director of
36:10
mountaineering. I said, maybe there's a different director of valuing. I don't
36:15
know, but Nepal's Tourism department director of mountaineering says that a climber will pay
36:20
around ten dollars for an electronic device the size of a thumb drive provided by
36:25
their expedition agency, which will be inserted inside their jacket then returned after the
36:30
climb if anything goes wrong. The idea is that the search and rescue missions
36:35
can locate the missing climber with the help of the detector, So basically getting
36:40
Apple air tags on Everest climbers to make it easier to scoop them up.
36:50
I honestly, I mean maybe there's something, but in general, if you
36:54
are in need of rescue on Everest, you're dead. You're dead. Yeah,
36:58
that's just period be in and they're not coming to get your body,
37:01
like like that's your final resting place too. Yeah. So that's uh,
37:06
that's that's just them going. Here's where yeahst ten bucks. First of all,
37:13
First of all, the Paul, this is why you're having charge more.
37:15
You're dealing with people that are spending two hundred thousand dollars to go climb
37:19
a mountain. Charge him a thousand bucks for this thing. Yes, but
37:23
ten dollars ten dollars of them is eighty is eight hundred of theirs. So
37:28
it's not it's not too it goes a long way, it's not. It's
37:30
not too shabby. But still you're not. But they need they need to
37:34
know their worth rus. Yes, but still it's ten dollars, you know,
37:38
I mean, this is in all seriousness. If nothing else, use
37:42
that charge more, Use that as a fund for the Shurpas and their families.
37:46
But it's it is ten dollars for just a Nepalese guy to go.
37:50
This is where he died, see the little bloody thing. Basically, they're
37:54
going to have an iPad with a map of going here all the bodies.
38:00
It's like when you when you buy someone a star, like this is your
38:04
star right there. We named him. Your uncle is right there. It's
38:16
still blinking, but he isn't. In other news, oh, a group
38:24
of California residents have filed the lawsuit against Starbucks and claimed the popular coffee house
38:29
chain discriminates against lactose in tolerant customers Okay, California. The five million dollar
38:38
class action lawsuit represents Maria Bullager, Don Miller, and Shunda Smith, three
38:43
women who alleged Starbucks has violated the Americans with Disabilities Act by charging lactose and
38:49
tolerant coffee lovers like them more for non dairy milk options and they are not
38:55
having it. People, you too hate them. I just hate them.
39:04
Don't don't bring your own stuff. If that's the case, then they're like,
39:07
you want cream and coffee, No, I brought it. I've got
39:09
my own stuff. I'm lactose intolerance. That's that's for somebody that's lactose intolerant.
39:15
They're very intolerant of them, for their companies, for the people that
39:21
provide them a service. That's uh, that's so dumb. God, it's
39:23
just so we're just such a reggious society. Now. That sucks. I'm
39:27
so glad I've never had Starbucks the lawsuit. They charge more for something that
39:30
costs them more. Yes, that makes sense in expense in in expensive cities,
39:39
not inexpensive, but in expensive cities such as San Francisco and New York
39:44
City. Alternatives to cow milk, such as oat, almond, coconut,
39:49
and soy milk, can add up to ninety cents to a customer's bill.
39:52
This lawsuit claims Starbucks is adding a surcharge to the products even though milk costs
39:55
are comparable to lactose free options. Hey, or you just drink your coffee
40:02
black? Yeah? Yeah, try being a little more tolerant. Try try
40:08
drinking, Try drink, Try having coffee with your coffee beverage. Yes,
40:15
that's really what it is. I mean, what do you think a lot
40:21
of these specialty beverages are like a lot te. What is alte? It's
40:25
it's a bunch of milk with a little bit of coffee. Right, It's
40:28
like a it's steamed milk with some coffee. Or it's uh, it's steamed
40:32
milk with one shot of espresso or something. It's it's it's it's not watered
40:37
down, it's dairied down coffee. Yeah, but isn't the end result of
40:44
latose intolerance and coffee the same thing. You just try to take a big
40:47
dump. That's not what you're trying to do. I think lacktose intolerant people
40:52
get real gassy. Oh gotcha, Okay, So that's just they're not allow
40:57
they're just not really liked at work. Is that what is? Well?
41:00
Yeah, but I mean it's it's I mean, they have to pay more
41:04
for us not to have to smell their dairy intolerance. But that's like think
41:08
about coffee shops and bars. What are their two purposes? They make something
41:15
that people love but taste like shit, taste good. Joking there somewhere,
41:24
but I can't find it. So I found one other. I found the
41:36
example that I wanted to show you of of Hurricane Ayana doing a group shot
41:40
with a bunch of spring break girls. Ready, okay, all right,
41:45
So here they are. They're in there, they're they're all on their knees
41:47
standing in front of Hurricane and Aana. She's got their shot tubes in her
41:52
swimsuit like pantylion thing across the front. So they got to take him out
41:55
of her bottoms basically, and then they drink and then she hits them all
42:00
in the face with water and then double slaps each one of them. And
42:04
again, these these girls paid thirty dollars each for this treatment. Here we
42:07
go just up and down the line. Just that's the wrong button. But
42:22
you get the idea. I don't understand them, Like what how boring is
42:24
your bar? Like what else do we need? I'll pay thirty dollars for
42:28
somebody to slap the shit out of me right now? Hurricane Io pops up
42:30
like deal Dan, Yes, I think there's a bit here, you know,
42:37
Hurricane Tarak. Can you can recreate this she? You know, and
42:46
she wants to slap you. Yeah. See, I get Hurricane Tara without
42:52
without the without the liquor. It just thing the cap box. You should
42:59
go catch them, go catch that bat. I'm just saying, like there's
43:06
a there's is there a market for that in uh In Saint Thomas or Saint
43:09
John's. That type of scene is a different mentality. Most people come here.
43:16
It's more of a chill, relaxed vacation. There's sometimes that are going
43:20
to party like that, but it's it's a it's a much smaller segment of
43:22
the population. People that do that. They're going to can Kun, They're
43:25
they're going to Fort Lauderdale here, not not not as much. I mean,
43:30
you can put your own spin on it. Like Tera could to do
43:34
the shot, to pour the jug of water on them and then like slap
43:37
them with a chicken. It could be shots and cocks. I don't know
43:40
how it works, but it could be something to don effect or an iguana
43:44
or a goat or a goat or you just you you you're you get a
43:50
you get a shot of a rum and you get kicked in the head by
43:52
by a feral donkey. You're laughing, But that could happen here. But
44:00
that's spring break in India. That's what that is. You put the scorpions
44:05
to work having delivered kila shots. Oh man, all right, one final
44:12
thing before we punch out of the Treehouse today. We missed it last week,
44:15
but I'll mention it here. Bluebell has released a new flavor of ice
44:22
cream. The Blue Bell has released their new flavor of ice cream. It
44:28
is called Gooey butter Cake. It has a cake batter, ice cream base
44:34
with a cream cheese swirl and pieces of gooey butter cake. And interestingly enough,
44:39
I'm pretty sure that's what Jake Paul's gonna look like after Mike Tyson's done
44:43
with him, is gooey butter cake. That's fit. They could have just
44:54
called it Jake Paul. But to give it a name, well, I
44:59
think I think that's one of those uh it starts out as just plain old
45:04
gooey butter cake. But then after the pipe or after the fight, then
45:08
they'll rebrand it as Jake Paul. Ben and Jerry's will release a flavor.
45:16
I'll take tootho. I'll take let's tie. Yeah, that's uh wow.
45:28
I'm not a big again, not a big sweets guy, but I will.
45:31
Buttercake sounds interesting? No, no, no, gooey butter cake.
45:36
What is it like? What? Okay? That doesn't I don't know.
45:40
I'll try, I'll try. I'll try, it. You don't. You
45:43
don't do you get the blue belt on the on the island there, my
45:45
friend. No, That's why when I see these stories, it makes my
45:47
heart hurt. Because blue Bell doesn't ship here because it we're too far away.
45:52
So when I see news alerts about Bluebell with new flavors, it it
45:57
makes me long for home. Oh we should. We should get some some
46:00
water Burger yeah and eat it on the air we're talking. Or some Chipotle.
46:08
I'll tell you what. You want to meet Hurricane Tara when you get
46:10
on this show and you eat a bunch of Chick fil A in front of
46:13
her. I know what I'm doing next week. Yeah, dying. She
46:30
turned everyone into gooey buttercake, easier to bury. Yeah. All you gotta
46:39
do is pour you down the mountain. All right, thanks for hanging out
46:45
with us inside the Treehouse today. Covered a lot, covered a lot of
46:47
ground. We did some good work today, gentlemen. Yeah, so we'll
46:52
keep it up next episode day inside the Treehouse. I'll see you there.