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Fire Them All · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna, there's gonna be a new world order out I'm leaving Nice job, R You are fake news.
• 0:22
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:25
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can…
• 0:28
  Testecleese: What happened to Jesse? Is he out of prison yet?
• 0:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:35
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:37
  Testecleese: Hello and welcome to Joseph 342 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeff.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: And remember… If you actually make it through this garbage show to, like.
• 0:52
  Testecleese: That's cool, subscribe is even cooler, but you know what, share it out.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Because, you know, if other people hear our garbage arguments, maybe they'll have a better argument that we actually fucking solve a problem around here.
• 1:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep, exactly.
• 1:07
  Testecleese: All right, we talked about this, didn't we? Like it was like a Norwegian or Finnish or something family that they took the kids away for being like Catholic or something.
• 1:17
  Brian McFadden: Sweden! It was Sweden, I think it was, yeah.
• 1:20
  Testecleese: They called Catholics extremists and took.
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23
  Testecleese: away.
• 1:23
  Brian McFadden: -Hu.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Apparently there's a big up… and I think we talked about this before.
• 1:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about this, yeah.
• 1:30
  Testecleese: All right. And we kind of been ignoring it lately, but now there's an appeal, I guess, because apparently Sweden decided they're going to take these people's kids. That's what
• 1:41
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:43
  Testecleese: What's what's gonna happen next? What are the options?
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I mean…
• 1:49
  Testecleese: Tesla will bring it to Washington to the United States to get involved.
• 1:54
  Brian McFadden: I mean, it is the internet. Weren't they, like, the parents were American citizens.
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:04
  Testecleese: Just seems messed up to me, they're calling them, extremists for being raised Catholic.
• 2:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: When was the last time you saw a Catholic suicide bomber?
• 2:14
  Brian McFadden: I have never seen a Catholic suicide bomber.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: There you go, thank you.
• 2:20
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:20
  Testecleese: We talked about this, and I brought this up before, with, barrett's rulings lately…
• 2:27
  Testecleese: And I went back and had a good look. It turns out, since the Dobbs decision, what everyone calls overturning Roe v. Wade.
• 2:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:38
  Testecleese: Barrett has voted more and more towards the left since then.
• 2:44
  Testecleese: And then she was just recently swatted in her home.
• 2:49
  Testecleese: And all of a sudden, she comes out with the extremist view.
• 2:53
  Testecleese: On voting laws and, immigration laws, etc.
• 2:59
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, if you're intimidated to do this job, because she came to the security committee, or whatever it is, with Kagan, saying, oh, people are threatening to kill me, they're fucking calling in SWAT teams to my house to kill me. Well, she said she… They tried to kill Kavanaugh!
• 3:16
  Brian McFadden: She tried to… she said she had to re-explain to her, you know, young child what a bulletproof vest was.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: Bullshit.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: If this kid is over 9 years old, he's played a fucking video game, he knows what a bulletproof vest is.
• 3:30
  Testecleese: if you've watched a movie with your father, and your father watched some dude get shot with a rifle from, like, 20 feet away, and the bulletproof vest stopped, he's like, no way a bulletproof vest would have stopped that, you know what I mean? I'm just saying, there's no way you don't know what a bulletpro
• 3:45
  Testecleese: Otherwise, you've lived a very sheltered life. And if you want to live a sheltered life, maybe you shouldn't be a Supreme Court Justice.
• 3:53
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: I'm I'm just saying it's a very public figure. Every how many of them are there, Brian?
• 3:59
  Brian McFadden: 9.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: Yes. And can we name them all?
• 4:05
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 4:06
  Testecleese: No, all right, let me get a couple for you that you might miss, Kag
• 4:10
  Testecleese: So am I, y'all.
• 4:12
  Testecleese: Jackson.
• 4:15
  Brian McFadden: Roberts…
• 4:18
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 4:18
  Brian McFadden: Was it Scalia? Clarence Thomas. Scalia died, I thought.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right.
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:27
  Testecleese: Kavanaugh, Barrett.
• 4:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: I'm just saying these these there's only nine of them.
• 4:34
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 4:34
  Testecleese: It's a very public thing.
• 4:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: All right.
• 4:41
  Testecleese: Apparently, McConnell is alive?
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: They solely say.
• 4:48
  Brian McFadden: There's been AI videos coming out about them right now, so…
• 4:53
  Testecleese: This is not good for the Republican Party.
• 4:56
  Brian McFadden: Well, this one is a unique case because the state of Kentucky
• 5:02
  Brian McFadden: The governor cannot appoint a successor
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: A primary has to be done, and a special election has to be done.
• 5:13
  Brian McFadden: Which is probably a good thing for Kentucky, because they have a Democrat.
• 5:17
  Brian McFadden: Governor right now.
• 5:19
  Brian McFadden: So if it was up to the governor and able to do it, we'd end up with another Demi on Democrat in the.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: It'll be voted out in a.
• 5:28
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 5:29
  Testecleese: Mitch was up for re-election and he wasn't gonna run, right?
• 5:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:34
  Testecleese: So, I mean…
• 5:36
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, just putting people in office, I think, is an issue. That's hard with dealing with Lindsey Graham.
• 5:42
  Brian McFadden: Never did it.
• 5:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, did his sister take the job?
• 5:46
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he did.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: Alright, cause she… well, I saw something about her making a big deal about she's too busy grieving the loss of her brother.
• 5:53
  Brian McFadden: Good job.
• 5:55
  Testecleese: Of course she did.
• 5:56
  Testecleese: Of course she did.
• 5:58
  Brian McFadden: It gives her a leg up if she wants to run for his seat for the full term. She's already got an upper hand for it, you know.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: Yes, but Brian, do you want to be United States Senator?
• 6:11
  Brian McFadden: I like their, I like their retirement package and their healthcare.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I love the pay and the retirement.
• 6:16
  Brian McFadden: Perfect.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: But you wanna do that job?
• 6:18
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 6:19
  Testecleese: No, that job sounds horrible, doesn't it?
• 6:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:22
  Testecleese: You know what's even worse is a congressman.
• 6:26
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, don't get me wrong, they get paid.
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: Nancy Pelosi.
• 6:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:33
  Testecleese: but yeah and how much work did she put in honestly over her what 142 years
• 6:41
  Testecleese: She was in office before I was born, you know?
• 6:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep, I know it, I know it.
• 6:46
  Testecleese: I'm 43! She was in office before I was born.
• 6:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 6:53
  Testecleese: As a congress congresswoman, not, not a, a state thing.
• 7:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 7:03
  Testecleese: You're gone.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: anyway what we got next here oh Lindsey Graham yeah yeah.
• 7:09
  Brian McFadden: Died last weekend of,
• 7:12
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 7:12
  Brian McFadden: He already care. Yeah, tear in his heart. Amazing.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: Basically, his artery, like, ripped off of his heart.
• 7:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: That sounds horrible. I mean.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: Ready?
• 7:23
  Brian McFadden: You know, something was wrong because he called one of his staff… he didn't call 911 himself, he called one of his staffers to call 911 for him. How dumb is that?
• 7:31
  Testecleese: That's privilege right there for you, he doesn't even know he can do it himself.
• 7:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:36
  Testecleese: But I mean, like, it's… it sounds like it was horribly painful, but at least it was very quick. Like, your heart pumping into nothing, it… it's lights out in a hurry.
• 7:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:48
  Testecleese: But you see these motherfuckers, again, they're coming out, like, cheering for this.
• 7:54
  Testecleese: I'm like… Besides Iran, Israel, you guys, the left.
• 7:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, honey, you just got back from.
• 7:59
  Testecleese: It's true.
• 8:00
  Brian McFadden: That like the same day he just came back from Ukraine and Russia. Yeah.
• 8:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, you see that conspiracy theory that the.
• 8:08
  Brian McFadden: killed them.
• 8:12
  Brian McFadden: The FBI was even involved.
• 8:14
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 8:15
  Brian McFadden: They had the FBI involved.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: They had to, they had to look into it at that point.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just… and apparently in AOR,
• 8:25
  Testecleese: Aortal dissection is a very uncommon thing.
• 8:31
  Testecleese: These people keep saying heart attack, like, no, it wasn't his heart had issues, the fucking artery tore off of his heart.
• 8:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, there we go, and Jimmy Kimmel might be in trou again, over,
• 8:47
  Testecleese: Inappropriate comments, which…
• 8:51
  Testecleese: I think he's allowed to say terrible things and laugh at Lindsey Graham dying and all this other stuff, but he's not allowed to put out…
• 8:58
  Testecleese: Fake information and pretend it's the news.
• 9:02
  Testecleese: You know?
• 9:05
  Testecleese: Nope, Brian's gone.
• 9:07
  Testecleese: We'll see how long this lasts before he's back,
• 9:12
  Testecleese: Alright, well, let's move on from here I checked this out,
• 9:17
  Testecleese: A principal in Florida over 4th of July weekend, drank too much, and decided to drive home in her Jeep SUV.
• 9:26
  Testecleese: She got picked up for DUI, and her passenger, who's also a high school principal in Florida.
• 9:36
  Testecleese: got an Uber ride home, but decided a couple hours later to go pick up the car.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: The the Jeep.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: Tried to drive it home and got picked up for DUI as well.
• 9:50
  Testecleese: Some people just… Just don't fucking learn, you know?
• 9:55
  Testecleese: I always do every time this shit's brought up.
• 9:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
• 9:58
  Testecleese: Grab a fresh beer, though.
• 10:00
  Brian McFadden: Alright, we are on recording again. Yeah, so, the Sunshine Protection Act is this stupid thing where they want to get rid of,
• 10:15
  Brian McFadden: Daylight Standard Time… So basically, people don't have to complain about their clocks changing.
• 10:24
  Brian McFadden: Left and right, or anything like that.
• 10:28
  Brian McFadden: And, but the problem with this is basically.
• 10:33
  Brian McFadden: In some parts… some parts of the country.
• 10:36
  Testecleese: Like, Michigan.
• 10:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the sun's not gonna come up until 10 o'clock in the morning.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: Exactly, the sun won't rise until 10 AM in the winter.
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: Mmh.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Oh, you guys think you make the day longer? No, I think I'm conserving fucking daylight.
• 10:54
  Testecleese: And then it's fucking… oh my god. Right. This is what drives me fucking nuts, dude. These guys don't even realize that the days are longer in the summer. Who wants to be at work for 3 fucking hours, 4 hours before the sun rises?
• 11:07
  Brian McFadden: Mmm, I've done it in the past.
• 11:10
  Brian McFadden: But I'm also getting done with work at, like, 10 o'clock in the morning, 11 o'clock in the morning, too.
• 11:17
  Testecleese: It's just frustrating as fuck, man, it's like, it's like these people don Farming.
• 11:23
  Brian McFadden: And apparently what I've seen after this has all come out again is this has been tried already. It was tried in the 70s. And the public hated it so much that they put daylight savings time back on after a period of time.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: I believe that.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: I totally believe that, and I don't understand why Trump's on board with this shit.
• 11:48
  Testecleese: He just spent so much time in New York, it just became normal to him.
• 11:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're the city that never sleeps.
• 11:54
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 11:57
  Testecleese: These folks, everything's open 24 hours, they don't understand.
• 12:02
  Testecleese: What, what, what the, the sun actually means to people.
• 12:06
  Testecleese: Judge Elaine, you own several acres of farming property, don't you?
• 12:12
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 12:13
  Testecleese: Don't the people that are working absolutely need to know when the sun rises, when the sun sets, how much sun the crops get?
• 12:21
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 12:22
  Testecleese: And I understand changing the clock isn't gonna change that but the sheer fact that the sun doesn't rise until 10 AM.
• 12:30
  Testecleese: So, you're just supposed to sleep late?
• 12:32
  Testecleese: Instead of, instead of skipping 1 hour of sleep.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: A year and getting an extra hour of sleep a year.
• 12:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, one…
• 12:40
  Testecleese: Fuck up everything that works.
• 12:42
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I did a deployment in the middle of summer to Sweden.
• 12:50
  Brian McFadden: Talk about a weird experience when, you know, you're going…
• 12:55
  Testecleese: Now is the sunlight.
• 12:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you, you know, and, you know, it's opposite in the winter, you know, you got 18 hours of darkness, so…
• 13:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly like the sun. And you know what? I bet they can grow some nasty, crazy crops in the summer, but then they have to go a year and a half.
• 13:11
  Brian McFadden: No, it.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: Unl.
• 13:12
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean? Sure will seem like that.
• 13:17
  Brian McFadden: Mmh.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: Like, I hope you stocked up and canned, motherfucker, alright?
• 13:21
  Testecleese: It's oh, check this out, there was a, walkout of nurses at Braman Women's Hospital in Massachusetts.
• 13:30
  Brian McFadden: Aha.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: I think they should have been all fired, because their actual argument when they came out and they were interviewed, like, oh, we just want… we want to be in there taking care of our patients, this is what we want. I was like, well, then why aren't you?
• 13:45
  Testecleese: Oh, because they're not taking care of the patients. It's like, well, neither are you. And that was their argument, was that we're not taking care of the patients. It's like, yeah.
• 13:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:54
  Testecleese: And no, they brought in temporary nurses.
• 13:58
  Testecleese: To fill all the jobs, no problem. They should have fired all these people that walked out, who missed the shift, how was that? Because of protest.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: They should have all been fired and replaced immediately.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: And what was even crazier is these crazy broads.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: Decided they were done protesting.
• 14:18
  Testecleese: To want to go back to work and the hospital said no.
• 14:22
  Testecleese: What do you mean no? It's like, we signed 3-day contracts with these temporary nurses.
• 14:27
  Brian McFadden: Yup, you got a job for 3.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're exactly, you're out of a job for 2 and a half more days because they lasted 12 hours.
• 14:37
  Testecleese: But the thing is, like, oh yeah, we're making a point, it's like, no, you left people that might die without the care they need.
• 14:43
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: Talk all the shit you want about a nurse versus a doctor. A nurse is usually the ones actually doing the life-saving. Let's be real.
• 14:51
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: The immediate procedures, anyway.
• 14:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 14:54
  Testecleese: They're the ones there that know what's going on and what your condition is and you know.
• 14:58
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 14:59
  Testecleese: and just walk away… dear God, can you imagine if you decided, like, oh, fuck you, for 24 hours, I'm not watching my kids, and you just left, and left your friggin' 6-year-olds and your 5-year-olds in the house alone? You'd go to prison, wouldn't you?
• 15:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah.
• 15:16
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 15:17
  Testecleese: These women would have done better to quit their jobs.
• 15:21
  Testecleese: But nothing's gonna happen. And again, this is like the police force going on strike. They're not allowed to.
• 15:28
  Testecleese: And I'm not, I'm pretty sure the same rule doesn't apply to nurses, but it should.
• 15:33
  Testecleese: Medical staff should not be allowed to just say, fuck you, we're not gonna work as, fuck
• 15:39
  Testecleese: Same thing, again, fire department… even paramedics, I believe, aren't allowed to go on strike, are they?
• 15:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't think.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: Like it's against federal law.
• 15:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: A woman down in, the nearest city to me has been picked up on child abuse charges over the 4th of July,
• 16:02
  Testecleese: Severe bruising with a Toddler, to include a, disconnected shoulder.
• 16:09
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 16:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's, looking at some serious time, and I spoke to 3 or 4 people in the area, cause I live here.
• 16:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Everyone knows this woman.
• 16:21
  Testecleese: Of course I don't. I've only been a little while when I'm in the fucking woods.
• 16:25
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: And you know as well as I, when I say the city, you know what that actually means, right?
• 16:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's more like a town.
• 16:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not.
• 16:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 16:38
  Testecleese: But yeah, everyone knew her, she's like, she's like 23, and like, I can't believe she did that, and I was like, alright, you never know who just loses their shit, especially if they decide to go out and get hammered on the 4th of July.
• 16:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: but it's being handled apparently a neighbor noticed this child was injured and contacted the authorities.
• 17:01
  Brian McFadden: That's good.
• 17:03
  Testecleese: A bunch of pools.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: are being closed across Northwest Virginia because of these wildfires up in Canada.
• 17:10
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Brian McFadden: Experience them in Michigan. Well, they're saying that the air quality is poor right now.
• 17:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm, I'm dealing with a little bit of smoke, it's not super bad where I.
• 17:23
  Brian McFadden: It was smoky for a little while here in Virginia earlier, but yesterday it was horrible in Michigan.
• 17:29
  Brian McFadden: And they said it's gonna be… the air quality's gonna be horrible again tomorrow in Michigan.
• 17:34
  Testecleese: Well, yeah.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: That's crazy, it.
• 17:36
  Brian McFadden: far I was seeing.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: From Canada.
• 17:38
  Brian McFadden: I'm like, I'm like 13 hours away right now, 14 hours away.
• 17:45
  Testecleese: That's that's what I'm saying.
• 17:47
  Brian McFadden: But I've been loving the Facebook memes going around, it's like…
• 17:50
  Brian McFadden: Somebody put on there, like, Canada really took Puff Puff Pass seriously.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: This is the problem though, is this happens every year with Canada, have you noticed that?
• 18:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: Every year there's a massive wildfire.
• 18:05
  Testecleese: And the same thing that happens in California.
• 18:07
  Testecleese: But all you gotta do is go in there and clean out the brush. Fuck, free firewood for people, instead of a natural forest fire. And not even necessarily natural, it could have been a fucking cigarette butt that landed on fucking leaves that started the fire.
• 18:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep,
• 18:21
  Testecleese: This fallen, dried-out wood laying on the ground in these forests.
• 18:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they do the same kind of forestation techniques that we do in the US now. They don't do anything.
• 18:31
  Testecleese: Depends on where you are. Have you heard, what was the last time you were in a forest fire.
• 18:37
  Brian McFadden: There has been one.
• 18:39
  Testecleese: There have been, you are correct, it is a thing.
• 18:42
  Brian McFadden: Mmh.
• 18:43
  Testecleese: They are prepared to handle it, but it's been less of an issue because they go through and comb the national forests, they go through the state parks, they even go into the logging companies
• 18:54
  Testecleese: land sometimes, to see how bad it is. And they pull out shit that's laying down and dead, waiting to burn.
• 19:03
  Testecleese: And then they hand it out to the people for free firewood.
• 19:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:07
  Testecleese: Show up and get a truckload.
• 19:09
  Brian McFadden: There you go.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Well, if it's gonna burn either way, it may as well heat someone's house.
• 19:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 19:18
  Testecleese: Instead of just polluting the environment and burning someone's house down.
• 19:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 19:24
  Testecleese: Michigan's been in the news!
• 19:26
  Testecleese: And we're definitely gonna get into it, definitely later, but you…
• 19:31
  Testecleese: apparently Michigan proved that Taco Bell causes explosive diarrhea did we need a investigation into this.
• 19:39
  Brian McFadden: It's not just Taco Bell, but they're the ones taking the brunt of the blame for it, you know.
• 19:46
  Testecleese: I just.
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: It won't die.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 19:47
  Brian McFadden: Has anybody ever needed lettuce from Taco Bell to get explosive diarrhea from eating Taco Bell?
• 19:53
  Testecleese: Taco Bell!
• 19:56
  Brian McFadden: I just.
• 19:57
  Testecleese: That's so hard Taco Bell linked to explosive diarrhea. I was like, no
• 20:03
  Testecleese: I was just eating Taco Bell.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: By the way, you know their, their spice packets that they use for, like, the tacos here? You could buy at home.
• 20:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yep.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: Oh, I use it all the time. It's so good.
• 20:17
  Testecleese: anyway continue what's going on in Michigan besides explosive diarrhea.
• 20:22
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 20:23
  Brian McFadden: The, michigan blocked for making pro-life organizations higher.
• 20:30
  Brian McFadden: Pro-choice staff… So basically, places that believe in pro-life.
• 20:39
  Brian McFadden: You know, Michigan was trying to force them to hire pro-choice people too, equal opportunity type deal.
• 20:46
  Brian McFadden: And, that has been, blocked, per the Christian Post.
• 20:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: There's… I think this is a good thing in general.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: if you don't agree with what we're doing why would you work here besides to disrupt it right.
• 21:06
  Brian McFadden: That's what they're, yeah, they want to disrupt it, yep.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Just like you don't get pro wipers at Planned Parenthood.
• 21:15
  Brian McFadden: They don't hire them.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: Why not? If they're gonna file a lawsuit, shouldn't they be showing the example first?
• 21:24
  Brian McFadden: You would think, but they don't.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, you would think.
• 21:31
  Testecleese: Oh, he's a Taco Bell
• 21:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was the lettuce. Apparently, they did a whole thing, like, you can't get lettuce, you can't get onions, you can't get peppers, you… everything you would put on a taco, you can't get, basically
• 21:43
  Testecleese: Fucking crazy!
• 21:46
  Testecleese: The company that was selling Taco Bell, the lettuce, is the same company that provided the beef to McDonald's a couple years ago with the E. coli brand.
• 21:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Taco Bell said they're not buying lettuce from that company ever again.
• 21:58
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say, these guys, this company's done. No one's gonna buy from them again. They're selling tainted products. It's making people sick. And let's be real, Taco Bell has been attached to this, whether or not it's their fault.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: And they're taking a hit, aren't they?
• 22:14
  Brian McFadden: I guess I'm gonna go eat Taco Bell tomorrow.
• 22:16
  Testecleese: In Michigan, with the explosive diarrhea.
• 22:19
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm in Virginia now. Okay, that's right.
• 22:24
  Testecleese: I think you're big like let's see how bad this parasite is.
• 22:29
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: If you do, I want you to audio record the sound so we can save that audio clip.
• 22:36
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 22:37
  Testecleese: And use it over your terrible shitty argument.
• 22:44
  Brian McFadden: Hmmm.
• 22:45
  Testecleese: Oh my God. Yeah, have fun recording. You, you, you're frying a.
• 22:49
  Brian McFadden: My explosive diarrhea.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: You see this gay cruise that went through, what was it, the Suez?
• 23:01
  Brian McFadden: That was a bad idea.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, apparently they were denied entry into Egypt and Turkey.
• 23:09
  Brian McFadden: Why would they want to go there?
• 23:11
  Brian McFadden: They're both Muslim governments. Why would you even want to tempt fate and get off of there?
• 23:17
  Testecleese: Well, in Egypt, I will say Egypt, it is legal.
• 23:21
  Testecleese: to be homosexual. Like, it is not a crime to be gay in Egypt.
• 23:26
  Brian McFadden: How is it Trump's fault?
• 23:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, thank you.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: The passengers are blaming Trump that he influenced the world and made the Muslims dislike homosexuality. It's like, no.
• 23:38
  Brian McFadden: No, they hated it.
• 23:39
  Testecleese: They are exactly on the same page as the Christians with homosexuality.
• 23:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're less tolerant than,
• 23:47
  Testecleese: Yes, a Christian will say it's between you and God.
• 23:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: You're gonna find a Muslim here and there that says we should throw you off a fucking rooftop and fall to your.
• 23:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep. That's why there's no Muslims in Iran or no gays in Iran.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, this guy's blaming Trump. I just was like, what the fuck? You have, dude, you could have done a Google search. It would take you two minutes.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: Right. To find out that this is not a new thing since Trump.
• 24:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: This is the same thing we see with these queers for Palestine flags and stuff like that. You have no you realize they will literally hang you from a fucking crane.
• 24:26
  Brian McFadden: Go ahead and show up in Palestine with your gay pride. With the rainbow.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: Local fear.
• 24:33
  Brian McFadden: See how that works out for you.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: Oh, it's even funny, it's actually offered to buy someone a one-way
• 24:42
  Testecleese: For exactly this, and like, oh, you know, why only 1 was it? Well, because you're not coming back. Why would I waste the money?
• 24:49
  Testecleese: Right. Oh, oh, it went down this rabbit hole of, I'm an asshole, I'm trying to get him killed, like, no, I'm just telling you, I will send you there.
• 24:58
  Testecleese: Spread all the peace and love you want.
• 25:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 25:01
  Testecleese: You that you're not coming back, you're gonna die there.
• 25:03
  Brian McFadden: Do it quickly.
• 25:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Do what you want to do in a hurry.
• 25:10
  Testecleese: Alright, you got this from the… The Bo Jerdley,
• 25:15
  Testecleese: Most snurdly report, I'm sorry, the BS report, right?
• 25:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: and I laughed I actually sent you a meme of someone laughing I think it was Kitty from that 70s show.
• 25:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 25:28
  Testecleese: about how movies are less gay now.
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: And apparently it's offending this gay advocacy group.
• 25:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm offended every time I will see a show I might like to watch, but then there's two dudes kissing.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: I can deal with a little bit of homosexuality here and there. Like, you know, at least make it reflect the population, which is always the equal opportunity argument, right?
• 25:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: But why is 50% of my movie and TV content
• 26:01
  Testecleese: gay. Right. Less than 1% or what up to 3% of the population.
• 26:06
  Brian McFadden: Something like that, yeah.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: I just the problem is everyone is identifying as non-binary now so that means that they get to claim victimhood somehow even though they can't tell you what non-binary is or how they're victimized but they get a check in the or what do they call that that chart they have where the different
• 26:30
  Testecleese: minority groups and disabilities line up. Intersectionality.
• 26:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: So you got a white straight dude.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: Who's being left out and he just says he's non-binary he doesn't have to fucking.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: change anything about himself. He can just say this, and all of a sudden, he's special. He's a victim.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: Why does everyone want to be a victim?
• 26:58
  Testecleese: Are we doing…
• 26:58
  Brian McFadden: That is a good question.
• 27:00
  Testecleese: Are we doing too good a job of treating victims well? Is that the problem?
• 27:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 27:07
  Testecleese: Well, that's terrible because true victims actually need help, but we have too many people scamming this shit.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: You know, you still got straight white dudes fucking straight white women, but they're getting victimhood status because one's non-binary, one's fucking two-spirited.
• 27:26
  Brian McFadden: You too.
• 27:27
  Testecleese: It's
• 27:32
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is that, oh, it's a Native American thing, it's like, you're not Native American, whatever… what the fuck happened to cultural appropriation?
• 27:40
  Testecleese: You're telling me.
• 27:41
  Brian McFadden: Elizabeth Warren got rid of it.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: Well, they're telling me I'm not allowed to have fucking tacos because I'm a white dude. First of all, white dudes literally invented tacos. You can go look this shit up if you really care.
• 27:55
  Testecleese: But, and you're claiming cultural appropriation as you're wearing a fucking rainbow Kofia.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: You know?
• 28:04
  Testecleese: Kofi means nothing to you, you have no idea what it means.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: You think it's fucking cool.
• 28:09
  Testecleese: Makes you edgy.
• 28:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 28:14
  Testecleese: All right.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: Portland. Oh, my God.
• 28:21
  Testecleese: So, the MVP game happened in baseball, right?
• 28:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was on Netflix, nobody knew it.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, and apparently the people that did watch it, it was terrible and glitchy. I don't even know who won, do you?
• 28:35
  Brian McFadden: The American League.
• 28:38
  Testecleese: Okay, do you know who won the Home Run Derby.
• 28:41
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 28:42
  Brian McFadden: Because I think that was even worse performance because Will Ferrell was commentating that.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently that pissed everyone off.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: But apparently, Portland… Had their own, like, AAA local league, or, I'm sorry, single A.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: league game.
• 29:04
  Brian McFadden: Yah.
• 29:05
  Testecleese: Instead of, like, doing a home run derby and a baseball game, you know, who's the best? They had two dudes make out on the mound.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: So… Yeah, that's how we do it now.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's…
• 29:24
  Brian McFadden: Port.
• 29:24
  Testecleese: It was obviously completely staged, because the pitcher hit the batter with the pitch, By the way, who's
• 29:31
  Testecleese: Bitch pitch, let's be real.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: And the dude ran up there, like, he's gonna charge the mound, and then just started making out with them.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: And it's like… Who gives a shit to, we're here to watch baseball.
• 29:47
  Testecleese: Oh, if it was a woman who involved, yes, it would, I want to watch fucking baseball.
• 29:52
  Testecleese: If I want to watch sex, I can watch sex. There's plenty of it out there.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: Right?
• 29:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there is, definitely. You don't need to do it at baseball games.
• 30:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know this is baseball. I'm like, oh no, we're gonna have two dudes and make it out to prove how much we love
• 30:09
  Testecleese: Or… homosexuals, or…
• 30:12
  Testecleese: days or queers I don't know what the word am I supposed to use anymore I'm pretty sure the oil I'm not allowed to use is faggot
• 30:21
  Testecleese: But they, they use it as, as if they're black folk dropping the end bomb, you know what I mean?
• 30:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 30:32
  Brian McFadden: That's correct.
• 30:34
  Testecleese: Sorry, sorry.
• 30:37
  Testecleese: Let's go ahead. Sorry.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: You watch the McGregor files?
• 30:40
  Brian McFadden: I did. We… I did what?
• 30:42
  Testecleese: Disappointed as I.
• 30:42
  Brian McFadden: I was.
• 30:45
  Brian McFadden: I stayed up to watch it.
• 30:48
  Brian McFadden: And I'm still trying to figure out what happened in the fight, because there was no real fight.
• 30:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 30:54
  Brian McFadden: It was over before it began.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: Less than a minute, the fight was over.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: I don't know, I was excited, we talked about it last time.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Last episode…
• 31:10
  Brian McFadden: And there were some other fights earlier in the night that were fantastic.
• 31:13
  Testecleese: Oh, verd.
• 31:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Someone.
• 31:14
  Testecleese: Boomer, yeah.
• 31:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Okay.
• 31:16
  Testecleese: that Swedish dude with the The guillotine choke, was it?
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Jude!
• 31:23
  Testecleese: There's no way that dude was getting out of it and he was actually unconscious.
• 31:27
  Testecleese: Will the ref stop the fight?
• 31:28
  Brian McFadden: And then that other fight where the… the ref stopped the… stopped the fight with, like, one second left in the round…
• 31:35
  Testecleese: Oh, the first fight! I was like.
• 31:37
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 31:37
  Testecleese: I see round two, the fight's over. What do you mean the fight's over? Like, that dude just got his ass wh.
• 31:42
  Brian McFadden: Mmh.
• 31:43
  Testecleese: He got a knockout with 1 second left.
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: but yeah good fights in general but.
• 31:53
  Brian McFadden: Not the Conor McGregor vote.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, the part we always do.
• 31:56
  Brian McFadden: And Holloway's already saying, hey, we wanna… we gotta do a third now, we gotta do a third,
• 32:00
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, so, you know, Holloway is always gonna be in McGregor's shadow until he beats McGregor, because he's the guy who showed.
• 32:07
  Brian McFadden: Dana's gonna let another fight happen.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: He has to. Connor is the true champion.
• 32:14
  Testecleese: Right? McGregor's the true champion. Holloway showed up.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: To hold the belt until McGregor could fight again, there has to be a fight to decide who gets the title.
• 32:26
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 32:27
  Testecleese: There has to be.
• 32:29
  Testecleese: Or what, or McGregor retires?
• 32:32
  Testecleese: That's the other option.
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: Okay, maybe.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: Maybe because apparently he might have, torn his ACL with that, jumping roundhouse kick.
• 32:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was stupid.
• 32:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, you say that, but that's how he wins fights, and you know it. You've seen them fight before, and it was the other leg that was broken 5 years ago.
• 32:56
  Brian McFadden: Right, it's not the same leg, yeah.
• 33:02
  Testecleese: It's just, it's just disappointing. I was expecting a great fight.
• 33:07
  Testecleese: No worries.
• 33:08
  Brian McFadden: Two.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: Hazel McGregor is ready for his political career, huh?
• 33:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, hopefully it doesn't use any roundhouse kicks in it.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: He's hoping, right? But who knows with Ireland?
• 33:22
  Testecleese: Oh my god, did you see this, democrat, I think she's a
• 33:28
  Testecleese: I think she's a mayor, maybe a governor, I don't know. For all I know, she.
• 33:33
  Brian McFadden: Name song. It's Michigan Senator.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go, Michigan, Sen
• 33:39
  Testecleese: Saying how, by… by making sure that people have identification, and we have to… we can prove that they're citizens, and have a right to vote.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: Would cripple the Democrat party and they can't win an election.
• 33:52
  Brian McFadden: How does that even make any sense?
• 33:54
  Testecleese: Because they're getting illegal votes apparently.
• 33:58
  Testecleese: It's the only way it makes sense.
• 33:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:04
  Testecleese: was was nuts as what 80% of Americans agreed on this
• 34:09
  Testecleese: But the Democrat Party knew better, and this is something that the average Democrat voter doesn't realize, is the Democrat Party is a private
• 34:18
  Testecleese: membership club.
• 34:21
  Testecleese: You are not a member of that club. You may vote for their candidate.
• 34:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: But this is how… They can pull a candidate out after the nomination has come up.
• 34:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Someone else's place.
• 34:35
  Brian McFadden: We talked about this on the last show, you know, they did it with Biden. Now they're doing it in Maine.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Exactly. So, like, the Democrat Party can actually say, you know, and if you say, oh, the Republicans do the same thing. No, they can't, actually. The Republican Party has different rules. It's a private organization, different rules. They can't just say, boom, here's your candidate. Vote.
• 34:57
  Testecleese: For this person.
• 34:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: I believe the Republicans actually,
• 35:04
  Testecleese: Get I think anyway they get what a window.
• 35:09
  Testecleese: If it's too close to election season to be able to hold a primary and install a ca-
• 35:14
  Testecleese: A member after the fact, but I'm not sure.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: But either way, I'm pretty sure the Republicans hold a primary and get a vote. They don't just say, nope, you're voting for this person now instead.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Big issue, Ed, with a lot of Democrats is they're saying, I voted for Kamala in the primaries. Like, no, you didn't. I know as a fact you didn't.
• 35:38
  Testecleese: It didn't happen.
• 35:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:42
  Testecleese: And it makes you wonder, do these people actually think they did? Or do they not know what the primary is?
• 35:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't think they know where the primary.
• 35:49
  Testecleese: Or are they just flat out lying?
• 35:52
  Brian McFadden: That too.
• 35:56
  Testecleese: No.
• 35:58
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Homeland Security meeting just happened.
• 36:06
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: On a handful of things, but voter integrity was on the bill.
• 36:11
  Testecleese: One Democrat showed up, And he stayed long enough to make a statement, then left.
• 36:17
  Brian McFadden: Because Nick Shirley was there, so they didn't want to be in the same room with Nick Shirley.
• 36:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what? Talk all the trash you want about Nick Shirley. Oh, he's just some dumb podcaster. Fine. The, the, the actual
• 36:30
  Testecleese: Big deal he made about Minnesota fraud with the childcare.
• 36:34
  Brian McFadden: Was real.
• 36:35
  Testecleese: That person, yeah, was just extradited back to the United States and, confessed and pointed a finger at, Ilhan Omar.
• 36:45
  Brian McFadden: What's gonna happen to her? Absolutely nothing. Maybe she'll get deported back to her home country.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: Or at least her fucking brother husband.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: Why does he get to stay?
• 36:58
  Brian McFadden: That's a good question.
• 37:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, one stayed long enough to make a statement, then rolled out, and no one else showed up, because none of them wanted to answer a single question, and you know…
• 37:09
  Brian McFadden: Nerd.
• 37:10
  Testecleese: No, no, they cared enough to make sure that none of them showed up.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Right. And here's the thing is, this is your fucking job Do they realize this?
• 37:21
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think.
• 37:24
  Testecleese: I can do whatever the fuck I want, and I'm a fucking senator. No, no, you can
• 37:28
  Testecleese: Since actually, shit, what, the 40s, I believe, where the average American citizen can vote for the senators means you work for the, the voter, not the state anymore.
• 37:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: You can't just take time off because your average voter fucking can't take time off.
• 37:52
  Testecleese: Okay, what's up with this, you share this one
• 37:57
  Testecleese: This is something we actually brought up about how to deal with the, birthright tourism.
• 38:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Okay.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: This is something that we actually said, it's like, maybe we should make it illegal for pregnant women to
• 38:12
  Testecleese: Apparently that's happening.
• 38:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're working on it.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: It's something they're actually, like, writing up.
• 38:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably go nowhere, but yeah.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: Well, here's the problem is they're gonna set a window like, oh, if you're this many months along.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: But then they'll just overstay the visa anyway.
• 38:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: You know, like… this is what I'm talking about the Republicans have no spines
• 38:44
  Testecleese: Strongly worded letter.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: Yep. Right?
• 38:47
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 38:48
  Testecleese: Oh, you're very wrong. I'm waving my finger at you. I'm very upset with you. You've been very naughty.
• 38:54
  Testecleese: You know?
• 38:56
  Brian McFadden: Mmh.
• 38:56
  Testecleese: And the Democrats let the socialists take over, and they're coming out and saying, fucking execute your local Republican.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: Right. Who's gonna win this fight?
• 39:08
  Testecleese: The Republicans own more guns. Yeah, yes, Republicans do own more guns, you're right. And where are they? They're in a fucking safe in the basement, and their ammunition's in a different safe that has a different code to get into.
• 39:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:24
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, these motherfuckers show up to your house with illegal weapons, cause they don
• 39:32
  Testecleese: This is actually why I keep a shotgun at the ready to go.
• 39:38
  Testecleese: I don't expect a mob to show up to my house because even my shotgun with my band of ammo wouldn't stop that.
• 39:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: But some random asshole is that thing that you bum rush my door.
• 39:52
  Testecleese: At least I have a loaded shotgun.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: And, what, 13 extra rounds, you know?
• 39:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 40:00
  Testecleese: And let's be 100% fair, someone's in your house, in your hallway, fuck, in the house with you.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: And you can see them. What are the odds you're gonna miss them with a shotgun?
• 40:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, Joe Biden would.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: Good.
• 40:14
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: Yes, you're right, if you fire warning shots into the air, not only that, you'll go to
• 40:22
  Testecleese: My mind when he said that.
• 40:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 40:24
  Testecleese: or a warning shot off over their head. I was like, you do realize that's absolutely illegal? Like, the only people the United States will accept a warning shot from anywhere on the planet is the United States Navy.
• 40:38
  Testecleese: You know, a warning shot across the bow from a foreign nation to the United States Navy?
• 40:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 40:43
  Testecleese: Is an act of war.
• 40:46
  Testecleese: But a United States Navy is allowed to fire a warning shot saying.
• 40:50
  Testecleese: Stop now, or we're gonna fuck you up.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: That's actually what happened with a handful of ships we put rounds through their engine rooms.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: There was a shot across the bow. Stop now. He said, oh, fuck you. I was like, all right, all right, evacuate your engine room. We're gonna blow up your engine, you know?
• 41:12
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: all right oh Jesus Christ back to Canada
• 41:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. I'm sure you heard about this. What's going on?
• 41:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, we got this Canadian woman that allegedly slapped a teen over wearing his Trump gear. Well, she ended up in ICE custody.
• 41:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's not a citizen.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: And she's overstayed her visa by what near a decade or a little over a decade.
• 41:43
  Brian McFadden: She probably shouldn't have drawn attention to herself.
• 41:46
  Brian McFadden: No matter how much… the good old TDS comes through for ice again.
• 41:52
  Testecleese: Why would you hit a child?
• 41:55
  Testecleese: for wearing an American flag Trump Sweatshirt.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 42:03
  Testecleese: Like, I see plenty of shit every day that I just go, oh my god, you're f.
• 42:07
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 42:08
  Testecleese: But I don't hit people. No. You know what I mean?
• 42:13
  Testecleese: Every time I see a septum piercing, I just wanna slap him across the face until my hand bleeds, you know what I mean?
• 42:20
  Testecleese: But I don't.
• 42:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, I saw a 250-pound woman in a two-piece yesterday.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: Oh, that must have been a ton of fun. You get pictures for your spank bank later.
• 42:32
  Brian McFadden: Hell no, hell no, it was disgusting. There is a way you probably shouldn't be in a two-piece anymore.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's worse.
• 42:42
  Brian McFadden: I see.
• 42:42
  Testecleese: Bottom piece, because our gut hung over, right?
• 42:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 42:49
  Testecleese: It's like, what are you doing, Leo? You need a tan? Is that what it.
• 42:52
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 42:57
  Brian McFadden: And what's up with this guy wishing?
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Before you move on, before you move on from that, I just want to bring up that
• 43:02
  Testecleese: All these people are like, fat acceptance, you know, healthy to any size, big is beautiful, yadda yadda yadda yadda. As soon as they could take Ozempic, they shut the fuck up about that, didn't they?
• 43:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: Went away, so they weren't actually happy and proud to be fat.
• 43:20
  Testecleese: They were upset they were fat and they did something about it as soon as they could.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: Alright, go ahead and move on.
• 43:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got, Matt Gironi's wishing cancer on the whole Trump family, even little kids.
• 43:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the woman who hit the, child. That's her American husband.
• 43:42
  Brian McFadden: Hmm. Nice.
• 43:43
  Testecleese: Who's wishing cancer on children.
• 43:46
  Brian McFadden: 2…
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Is his wife…
• 43:47
  Brian McFadden: Peas in a pod.
• 43:49
  Testecleese: His wife hits children, he wishes they had cancer.
• 43:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, very happy people.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: Unfortunately, we cannot support him, but hopefully if his wife leaves, he goes with her, but what do you think the odds are he goes with her?
• 44:05
  Brian McFadden: Depends on how much he loves her.
• 44:08
  Testecleese: You enough to leave the United States.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: The country he hates?
• 44:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, if he hates Trump that much, and he hates America, he might as well go to Canada, you know?
• 44:19
  Testecleese: He won't, though. He won't, though, because what's… how shitty life is in Canada, and don't get me wrong, the Canadians are pretty good people in.
• 44:27
  Brian McFadden: No, they got good healthcare.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: But you say that shit, but all of the Canadians come to the United States for actual medical.
• 44:34
  Brian McFadden: I'm well aware that I've lived in Michigan a good portion of my life, you know, people come to Michigan for their healthcare all the time.
• 44:41
  Testecleese: You watch all these Canadians coming for an MRI because it's gonna be five years before they get one. I'll be dead by then.
• 44:50
  Testecleese: When you bureaucratize things, they become bureaucrated.
• 44:57
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, apparently some dude in Cuba hijacked a fucking plane like 15 years ago or something.
• 45:04
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 45:06
  Testecleese: flew into the United States, we put him in prison. You can't hijack planes.
• 45:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: You know?
• 45:15
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: 9-11, for example.
• 45:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 45:20
  Testecleese: I believe a judge let him out.
• 45:23
  Brian McFadden: A democratic appointed activist judge. He's got a three word title next to his name there.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, let him out.
• 45:32
  Testecleese: So that ICE couldn't get him. I was like, this man hijacked a fucking plane. If we're not talking about getting the worst of the worst, then who is? Really, who is? Because apparently, the child rapist in Minnesota wasn't the worst of the worst. Then what is the worst of the worst?
• 45:50
  Brian McFadden: That's a good question.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Because they keep saying, you see who's going for the worst, you mean the child rapist, you mean the fucking plane
• 45:58
  Testecleese: I I don't know what to tell you.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: These are all the examples that are showing up in the news that people are upset about, and it is the worst of the worst.
• 46:10
  Testecleese: Alright, just… what the dude no matter what the happens they're gonna be pissed off just because it's Trump
• 46:21
  Testecleese: I got enough criticism of Trump but I I'm spending too much time defending this
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. Because all these other assholes are making shit up on the spot.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: Here we go, and the judge that did that…
• 46:42
  Testecleese: Apparently his name is, Greg Stuba or Stub or Stubby or whatever.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: Oh no, I'm sorry, that was the.
• 46:50
  Testecleese: Republican congressman, he's filing against, impeachment charges against John Steele, the judge who Let this man go.
• 47:04
  Testecleese: This is something that was brought up before.
• 47:07
  Testecleese: When it came to the federal judges, it wasn't Roberts.
• 47:10
  Testecleese: They came out and said something like, oh, no, no, we gotta be serious about this. Yeah, but we don't have to be serious about impeaching the President of the United States.
• 47:20
  Testecleese: I mean, come on!
• 47:22
  Testecleese: The Democrats even say, as soon as we get and take power, we're impeaching them. It's like, for what? Oh.
• 47:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:31
  Testecleese: And this is the thing a lot of people still don't realize, an impeachment is not a recall.
• 47:36
  Testecleese: You don't get to just say we don't like him anymore, you need to say this man committed a crime.
• 47:43
  Testecleese: Basically against the country.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: And I think a lot of people don't realize that. For some reason, they think we're like England, where you
• 47:53
  Testecleese: Pull the guy out of office and put a new guy in.
• 47:57
  Testecleese: And, you know, oh!
• 47:59
  Testecleese: None the difference, you know?
• 48:01
  Brian McFadden: -Hu.
• 48:02
  Testecleese: That's why England gets nothing done in the last, what, 100, 200 years?
• 48:08
  Testecleese: When was the last time you bought anything that said made in made in England?
• 48:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 48:14
  Brian McFadden: Can't think of anything.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: Never, honestly, right?
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, sure.
• 48:19
  Testecleese: You might have bought some candy online.
• 48:22
  Brian McFadden: Toblerone, is that made in England?
• 48:25
  Testecleese: I don't know maybe I'm just saying I still buy Scottish candy
• 48:31
  Testecleese: The Scots have the best candy on the planet.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: Everyone should check it out.
• 48:38
  Testecleese: My brother's a fucking moron. He went to Canada, Scotland, and I gave him 100 bucks to buy me candy, and he bought me all shit I get here in the United States.
• 48:50
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't surprise me.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: And I made a big deal, I was like, no, no, I want you to go to, like, these little hometown shops where they make it themselves.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: And he brought me back, like, the fizzy Coca-Cola bottles. Meanwhile…
• 49:04
  Testecleese: The exchange was I put a hun- I did $100 of work for him with something else.
• 49:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're making, like, $5,000.
• 49:14
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, I got Bag of $100 100 United States dollars of candy.
• 49:21
  Testecleese: Bought in Canada, which means I got, like, $87 worth of candy.
• 49:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:28
  Testecleese: I was like, really, really, this is not Canada, Scotland.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: I was very disappointed.
• 49:37
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: All right.
• 49:41
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, now Tim Walz is defending the pedophile he pardoned.
• 49:47
  Testecleese: saying this man doesn't deserve to be deported I don't know man like he raped children in our country he shouldn't be in our country
• 49:57
  Testecleese: Why don't we just send them home so we can't do it again?
• 50:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: It's not the way Tim Wall sees it in Doesn't, don't they bore to you?
• 50:12
  Brian McFadden: Who?
• 50:15
  Brian McFadden: Minnesota… no, Illinois borders us.
• 50:18
  Testecleese: It's between you two?
• 50:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they might border to the very north, but no, Wisconsin is on the Upper Peninsula.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: Wisconsin. Wisconsin's a mess with their votes, too.
• 50:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 50:35
  Testecleese: It seems like they don't know who's bringing in the money to their.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: Welfare state, basically.
• 50:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 50:44
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 50:45
  Testecleese: Let's be real, Wisconsin is farmers. That's where all the money comes in Wisconsin, right.
• 50:50
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 50:52
  Testecleese: And these people were saying, tax… tax the farmers! And it's like, huh…
• 50:58
  Testecleese: Do you realize that's literally where your food comes from?
• 51:01
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't care.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: Well, you say that, but I've seen actual videos online of people, like…
• 51:08
  Testecleese: Just buy your groceries at the supermarket.
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: Where do they get their groceries?
• 51:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's actually the point, but the, and people say that, like, where do you think that comes from? What do you mean? The supermarket has it
• 51:21
  Testecleese: So usually they just have sides of beef.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: The, yeah.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: Okay, what happens when they sell them all? What do you mean they just get more?
• 51:30
  Testecleese: They don't realize it's actual fucking cows being slaughtered.
• 51:35
  Testecleese: like Some, I've even seen some folks say, go as far as to say,
• 51:41
  Testecleese: Buy your groceries at the supermarket where an animal didn't have to die.
• 51:47
  Testecleese: And it's like… You're this is usually people talk about hunting because they're fucking stupid.
• 51:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: You know, like young kids who don't quite get it yet usually, but
• 51:58
  Testecleese: What's the difference between me eating venison and, beef?
• 52:04
  Brian McFadden: Taste.
• 52:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. But in terms of the environment.
• 52:10
  Brian McFadden: Venison is probably less invasive on the environment.
• 52:16
  Brian McFadden: Because you're helping control a population.
• 52:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, as long as I'm helping control the population so as to get a control.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, you're worried about cow farts. Well, why don't we fucking eat the animals that are already here instead? And they get offended by
• 52:31
  Testecleese: meanwhile they're still eating bacon and cheeseburgers.
• 52:35
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: You know, it's Do you realize that? And that's the issue, dude, is they don't realize.
• 52:43
  Testecleese: Right. You don't realize that this was an actual animal that was killed to make your fucking side of bacon.
• 52:51
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 52:53
  Testecleese: Oh, oh my god.
• 52:56
  Testecleese: More illegal truck drivers killing people.
• 52:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 53:01
  Brian McFadden: And this other guy, he was sentenced for killing 3 people, and the sentence was pretty pathetic.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, no time in prison, right?
• 53:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 53:11
  Testecleese: Just probation.
• 53:15
  Testecleese: Quick question, Brian, if,
• 53:20
  Testecleese: Were I to drive around and kill 3 people with my vehicle, do you think I would go to prison?
• 53:25
  Brian McFadden: Yes, most definitely.
• 53:28
  Testecleese: There's nothing I could do to stop that from happening, right?
• 53:32
  Brian McFadden: If you were an illegal alien, you would be able to stop it.
• 53:35
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: So I just had to say I'm Mexican, and…
• 53:40
  Brian McFadden: Right, even though your skin's super white.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: Well, it looks like that in the lights I have here.
• 53:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, okay, okay.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: I can tan pretty good if I give it an effort.
• 53:53
  Testecleese: The wife's home with a bunch of groceries.
• 54:00
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 54:02
  Testecleese: huh yes beautiful dear baby nice phone.
• 54:08
  Brian McFadden: They brought a fawn home.
• 54:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a stuffy.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's it's a exactly it's a fun but it's not like is there is there a baby during your house?
• 54:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I wouldn't put it past your wife to bring a baby to your home.
• 54:25
  Testecleese: Shit, you wouldn't.
• 54:26
  Brian McFadden: The girls are breathing.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: in slugs and snails.
• 54:30
  Brian McFadden: I'm not kidding you.
• 54:33
  Testecleese: Vietnam bell peppers.
• 54:36
  Testecleese: Aaron They're doing all right.
• 54:40
  Brian McFadden: All right, though, you know?
• 54:43
  Testecleese: You're right. I wouldn't put it back. Yeah, I love that you said I wouldn't put it past your wife to bring a a baby de
• 54:49
  Testecleese: She's at the freezer right now, putting stuff in. You're like, yeah, that might actually happen.
• 54:55
  Testecleese: Should I get the chance, we might have a pet here.
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. She is.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: I, like, yes.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: A pet deer.
• 55:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, until one of them kicks your kid in the head with its ridiculous deer hoof, right?
• 55:10
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 55:13
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, okay, then you have deer meat.
• 55:17
  Brian McFadden: Don't name the fawn. Okay, never…
• 55:21
  Testecleese: Never name livestock.
• 55:23
  Brian McFadden: Right. Right.
• 55:26
  Testecleese: Everyone wants to eat Bob.
• 55:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh no!
• 55:31
  Testecleese: It's funny, my eldest daughter, Aurora, she gets it.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: She's 6, and she's like, oh, look at that chicken! I'm like, oh yeah, it's cute! She goes, I bet it's delicious!
• 55:44
  Testecleese: understands the difference between the animal chicken, the animal chicken and the food chicken are the same thing.
• 55:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: And she goes, bark, bark.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: yeah here's hoping we get our chicken coop done fairly soon because we were talking about doing meat and egg chickens.
• 56:03
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Apparently there's one bird that'll do
• 56:09
  Testecleese: It's not the best it either, but.
• 56:12
  Testecleese: if I get…
• 56:13
  Brian McFadden: You can tell your wife that we don't video the.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, it'.
• 56:18
  Brian McFadden: Many more.
• 56:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, we don't, we don't do a.
• 56:20
  Brian McFadden: I lied.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: or video at all.
• 56:24
  Testecleese: No, unless we specifically doing it.
• 56:27
  Brian McFadden: Which we very rarely do.
• 56:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know. And I'm still telling you,
• 56:32
  Testecleese: It would help, but that would mean we have to put it in.
• 56:36
  Testecleese: a little effort.
• 56:38
  Brian McFadden: A little.
• 56:38
  Testecleese: But yeah, this ice… This latest ice shooting up in Maine, another guy tried to frickin' run over…
• 56:46
  Testecleese: A car, basically, right?
• 56:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then ICE came out and said, well, we're not
• 56:51
  Brian McFadden: pursue motor vehicles anymore. The last…
• 56:55
  Testecleese: one day.
• 56:56
  Brian McFadden: And Trump said hell to that, you know.
• 56:59
  Brian McFadden: Because that's just going to encourage more people to get in cars.
• 57:02
  Brian McFadden: And try to flee ice.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: I tell you what.
• 57:06
  Testecleese: The average person is screaming about this.
• 57:09
  Testecleese: You wanna know how you avoid this? As yourself?
• 57:13
  Testecleese: If there are federal agents occupying the road and taking it over, you put your vehicle at park, take the key out of the ignition.
• 57:23
  Testecleese: Right there, there's no way at all you're.
• 57:26
  Brian McFadden: Or you could do the ch.
• 57:27
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 57:28
  Brian McFadden: Simple.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that, like, oh, his tires move, so he shot him. Your tires aren't gonna move if it's in park, and the key is out of the ignition.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:40
  Testecleese: All you gotta do… All you gotta do is…
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Like you said, if we're not gonna pursue people in cars, that means all you gotta do is carjack someone.
• 57:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 57:53
  Testecleese: And you can get away this time.
• 57:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:00
  Testecleese: All right, what's up next.
• 58:03
  Brian McFadden: We got, man was killed in a fatal traffic accident involving ICE, and… HSI in St. Augustine.
• 58:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, this is funny, they blamed it on ice, why this man died, but you know what happened?
• 58:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 58:24
  Testecleese: He ran, on foot from ice.
• 58:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 58:27
  Testecleese: And tried to cross the interstate.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: That'll do it every time.
• 58:32
  Testecleese: He got.
• 58:32
  Brian McFadden: No, he wanted to be Frogger.
• 58:34
  Testecleese: Yep, he got hit by a fucking 18 wheeler. That was the end of that lights out game over.
• 58:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 58:41
  Testecleese: And they're like, oh, Ice did this. Like, what do you mean? He ran in front.
• 58:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's not a nice thing, that's a… I…
• 58:48
  Brian McFadden: Played chicken with a semi and lost.
• 58:52
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 58:53
  Testecleese: And, oh, they shouldn't have tried to arrest him.
• 58:56
  Testecleese: Well, Jesus Christ, why do we have any laws at all? Because let me tell you, if you wanted for a fucking rape and murder, chances are you don't want to go to prison either, so I should just be allowed to just walk away and the cops can't arrest me? Or do I have to run fast? Yeah. Is that… is it how fast I run?
• 59:16
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 59:18
  Testecleese: For the love of God, dude. And I love this.
• 59:21
  Testecleese: I love his eyebrows like oh
• 59:25
  Testecleese: this is the dumbest arguments come out about this you know what I mean.
• 59:29
  Brian McFadden: -Hu.
• 59:30
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, separate him from his family cause he killed a family of 5 in his truck.
• 59:36
  Testecleese: I'm like, okay, so John, who lives down the street from me, whose family's been here for 6 generations, drove home drunk, and killed a family of 5. Right. We're not allowed to separate him from his family and put him in prison.
• 59:51
  Testecleese: It's the same fucking argument, isn.
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is. Yeah.
• 59:56
  Brian McFadden: You commit a crime, you better be ready to do the time.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: Exactly Alright, we're moving on to, oh!
• 1:00:07
  Brian McFadden: Legal Foods now, another fraud case.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, another roach coach getting busted. This is a food stamp issue, though.
• 1:00:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they were supposedly doing illegal food stamp transactions, so…
• 1:00:21
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know food trucks could take food stamps.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: Apparently, if you sell cold sandwiches, and candy bars, and sodas, you can, depending on where you are.
• 1:00:32
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, I know about the cold sandwiches thing, you know.
• 1:00:36
  Brian McFadden: But I didn't know food trucks were included in the full EBT program.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: All you gotta do is sign up.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: And have a way to swipe the transaction.
• 1:00:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently this food truck brought in 3 times as much money through food stamps.
• 1:00:54
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't sound like fraud at all.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: And… what's crazy is, they sold almost no cold food, all of it was hot and prepared.
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: So that's what caused the look-in.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: And they found out these guys bilked the, the taxpayer out of something like $3 million.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: Bye.
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: Swiping food stamps.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: And, you know, oh, what's the big deal? It's still food. No, fuck you. If you're taking my money because you can't survive because you don't have nutrition, then… then, no, you shouldn't be getting fucking sodas. You should be getting water and…
• 1:01:36
  Testecleese: Ham, bologna, turkey, I'll go with bacon and steak.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: obviously your lettuce, your carrots, etc, but not a fucking Whopper, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:51
  Testecleese: Apparently Brian's busy, draining the lizard.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: But it does matter. If it's my tax money, then I think I should get something of a say.
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: Who gets to take it?
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: If you're going to use this money, actually, I just watched,
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: Caleb Hammer.
• 1:02:09
  Testecleese: today about this guy who's bilking the, taxpayer by lying on his paperwork to get government funds for food stamps. He was cashing in for cash and buying hookers with it.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: What's even worse, this asshole, even, after the fact.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: went onto Venmo, and denied it was him, and didn't even pay the hooker, which, to me, that's rape.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: The consent was based upon a contingency, you broke that contingency.
• 1:02:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: You you raped the woman at that point.
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: I want to drink that beer anytime soon.
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: Did you pee in it?
• 1:02:48
  Brian McFadden: No, I just dropped it on the floor.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: A fresh one?
• 1:02:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I.
• 1:02:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, it happens.
• 1:02:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep, I was trying to move too fast to get back.
• 1:02:59
  Brian McFadden: That's what happens.
• 1:03:00
  Testecleese: You should probably get your prostate checked out.
• 1:03:04
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: Cause that took you way too long to pay.
• 1:03:07
  Brian McFadden: I was making a drink too.
• 1:03:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright, the beer that you dropped.
• 1:03:12
  Brian McFadden: That was,
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: They're.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Can. It was an unopened can. I went and got more out of the fridge.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: Alright, well, we're moving on to the next category, Mendoza something?
• 1:03:27
  Brian McFadden: Joanna Mendoza's campaign account, oh, this is a Democrat that…
• 1:03:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's a witch, I guess, and she's into witches.
• 1:03:36
  Brian McFadden: She's following porn and witch accounts, but that's your typical Democrat there. That's what you want for a Democrat candidate.
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: A pornographic witch.
• 1:03:58
  Brian McFadden: Which, you know, I mean, they're talking about, you know, how, you know, you know…
• 1:04:06
  Brian McFadden: society needs to stand up and be more accountable and stuff like that. Meanwhile, she's not practicing what she preaches, you know, when she's following all these different porn sites and witch accounts.
• 1:04:19
  Brian McFadden: And then, in other exciting news in New York City, New York is seeing a dramatic exodus of U.S. millinaries, causing a nearly $11 billion loss in tax revenue.
• 1:04:33
  Brian McFadden: This has been predicted for years. Everybody was waving goodbye to the billionaires as they left New York City and New York State, and they said that, you know, they didn't want to be there, they didn't really need them there. Well…
• 1:04:47
  Brian McFadden: The problem with… These blue states is
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: When they lose tax dollars, they don't cut.
• 1:04:55
  Brian McFadden: they're spending it all. They just try to come up with weird ways to overcome their losses.
• 1:05:03
  Brian McFadden: Which I don't understand how they're going to do it, because most states have a balanced budget amendment, you know, where they've got to balance their budget every year in order to be a state, basically.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:05:15
  Brian McFadden: So, how is New York gonna come up with $11 billion, you know, without billionaires?
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that's issue. That's why actually Massachusetts used to vote Democrat federally, then Republican locally, just like, Colorado and New York.
• 1:05:31
  Testecleese: but they have stopped doing that and now they're just to play depleting their resources.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, I remember when, Rush Limbaugh left New York City, because he lived in New York City for years, and they were just taxing the crap out of him, you know, and he finally said, I'm moving to Florida.
• 1:05:49
  Brian McFadden: No, no income tax state. So basically, he got audited every year he was alive when he lived in Florida to prove that he didn't spend any time in New York doing his job.
• 1:06:01
  Brian McFadden: New York State audited him every year he was alive.
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: How is New York State allowed to audit you if you don't live in.
• 1:06:07
  Brian McFadden: spend… if he came up to New York, where his radio show was originally based out of.
• 1:06:13
  Brian McFadden: The flagship radio station was in New York City. If he came up there to do one episode, he had to pay taxes on that income for that day in New York State.
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's a big issue, and I know it's down here somewhere further down in the list…
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: But they were talking about the billionaires fleeing and Kathy Hochul actually blamed Trump for his.
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: You don't get to write off your local and state income, taxes anymore.
• 1:06:40
  Brian McFadden: That has nothing to do with it.
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: Well, she she actually said, oh, now all of a sudden they get taxed twice as much. I was like, no, no, that's not the issue. The issue was you guys saw that the federal government wasn't going to tax you on top of your state.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: But what New York and New York City did was increase taxes to the point that it met what the federal government was gonna take and you could write off.
• 1:07:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: Federal tax.
• 1:07:06
  Brian McFadden: We're collecting more taxes because of the the special tax breaks that these these.
• 1:07:12
  Brian McFadden: Taxicutia states have, you know.
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: What's crazy is she said since Abraham Lincoln Oh, bad news.
• 1:07:20
  Brian McFadden: Good one on Cathy Hochul there. I got bad news for Abraham Lincoln. There was no federal tax for Abraham Lincoln's time.
• 1:07:28
  Testecleese: Boom. Thank you. Thank you. There was no fucking federal tax like that.
• 1:07:34
  Brian McFadden: That didn't come around until World War II, I believe.
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: She, FDR.
• 1:07:38
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: She made this shit up.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: Thinking that invoking the name of the most famous Republican president ever.
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, most Americans still don't realize.
• 1:07:52
  Testecleese: That Lincoln was a Republican.
• 1:07:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: And not just was he Republican, Brian, what's special about him with the Republican.
• 1:07:58
  Brian McFadden: He was the founder of the Republican Part.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: The first one.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: Oh, they, they, they, they love slavery. I was like, I don't know, man. They literally formed to stop slavery and started a war to end slavery. I was like.
• 1:08:12
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: Seems to me like you are the baddies in this one.
• 1:08:16
  Brian McFadden: And and.
• 1:08:18
  Brian McFadden: Weren't all the Republicans part of the Ku Klux Kl.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: Allegedly, but apparently the SPL, but I guess the SPLC's been paying them to do it this whole time.
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: So, I don't know.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: But, I've never seen a Klansman, have you?
• 1:08:35
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: Never seen one in my life, no one I know has, and they're all… most of them are almost all super lefty. None of them have ever seen a Klansman in their life, but they are certain they are everywhere.
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: And they point to Charlottesville. And I'm like, yeah, but that turns out that was the, the SPLC paying them to do this.
• 1:08:56
  Brian McFadden: So Madami is sticking with a let's tax the rich out of oblivion, including himself. So does that mean his mother is going to have to pay this?
• 1:09:06
  Brian McFadden: Tier-to-tier tax on, no, no.
• 1:09:10
  Testecleese: lives in it. No, because she lives in it.
• 1:09:13
  Brian McFadden: So how many of these people are going to sell their homes in New York City because they don't really need them because it's a secondary residence.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: well this is what bothers me is he claimed they don't live here why why do they you know yada yada I was like well because they're paying property tax to New York City by simply owning a five million dollar property right.
• 1:09:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:09:35
  Testecleese: But they're not there collecting…
• 1:09:37
  Testecleese: from any services you put out. They're literally just pouring into the system, and now you chased them out.
• 1:09:45
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:09:46
  Testecleese: Like, why can't I own a second house?
• 1:09:50
  Brian McFadden: If you can afford it, you should be able to.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: Oh, someone else could use it. Yeah, okay, okay, you tell me the fucking homeless bum strung out on fucking heroin is gonna be able to maintain a $5 million.
• 1:10:03
  Brian McFadden: No, fuck no. -
• 1:10:06
  Brian McFadden: Not having.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: No, he'll rip the copper out of the walls.
• 1:10:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Sally brought her drug, yeah.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Cause he's not bright enough to realize that he could sell it for way more as a house.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: So yeah, all the billionaires and millionaires are leaving. They're, they're down something like 6% of, percentage of,
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: billing is per major City where the thing it is.
• 1:10:33
  Brian McFadden: And, you know…
• 1:10:34
  Testecleese: Down, what, almost $12 billion, like $11 billion?
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: 11 billion, yeah, and then New York City housing crisis is going on because rents are, even though a lot of these properties are rent controlled, rents are at all times high. How do you have a rent controlled and rent at all time high at the same time?
• 1:10:55
  Testecleese: That's a good question. I've actually been trying to get a bomb that one myself.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: At first, I was thinking, if you do rent control, that just means you cannot maintain the property, because…
• 1:11:06
  Testecleese: You are putting a limit on inflation.
• 1:11:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, the way I understand the rent control system in New York City is that
• 1:11:15
  Brian McFadden: As long as you can keep it rent-controlled, the landlords are forced to keep it rent-controlled as long as, like.
• 1:11:23
  Brian McFadden: A relative takes over that lease.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: As soon as the person… That's breaking the law.
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: Not, not, not price fixing, though. Mom died with price fixing, didn't he?
• 1:11:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, I know, but then, but rent control is, you know, causing shit to happen too, you know, because these landlords, once the tenants die after a period of time. Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: Cheers.
• 1:11:46
  Brian McFadden: They want to be able to raise the rent and, you know, get a fair market value out of the apartments, you know?
• 1:11:52
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is you, you, you're controlling how much I could charge for rent, but you're not controlling how much it costs to maintain.
• 1:11:59
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: The building.
• 1:12:01
  Brian McFadden: Control's never gonna work.
• 1:12:02
  Brian McFadden: Not in the long run.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: The price of power is always going to go up until we build nuclear power plants. Let's be real.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: The price of having someone come in and fix…
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: The rotten wood floor is always going to go up in price because of inflation, but I'm not allowed to charge you more to pay for the floors. So how am I going to pay for your new floor that you ruined by letting your bathtub overrun for five hours?
• 1:12:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, that was not my case. How the fuck do I know you from Kevin?
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:12:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay, and what's this hokel saying that New York must not raise taxes on wealthy residents or businesses?
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Say it again.
• 1:12:46
  Brian McFadden: There's another article in here that says, Hochul says, New York must not raise taxes on wealthy residents or businesses. That's exactly what Madani's trying to do.
• 1:12:58
  Brian McFadden: And then the governor of New York. New York is saying something.
• 1:13:01
  Testecleese: Donnie took office that chasing the wealthy out of the state is not.
• 1:13:07
  Brian McFadden: Started the process!
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: She did, and she did as Lieutenant Governor after the, behind the last guy.
• 1:13:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  Testecleese: Now she's starting to realize what her policies are doing.
• 1:13:19
  Brian McFadden: Lukomo.
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: She's starting to realize, hey, man, if you tax the wealthy into infinity, the wealthy won't.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: A, they'll either leave, or B, you'll tax them until they have $0 left, and then… and then where'd you get your money from, right?
• 1:13:36
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: Same thing I was talking about with this wealth tax they want to do that Mamdani's talking about.
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:13:43
  Brian McFadden: Gonna work.
• 1:13:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, you want to tax people on what they're worth versus.
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: How much they made? That's just not a fair…
• 1:13:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:13:53
  Brian McFadden: They'll just make… they'll just find ways to, be worth less.
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: Not even that!
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: Like, I own land, I own property, I have some stocks, etc, etc, etc, right?
• 1:14:06
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: I'm I'm technically worth a couple million dollars.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: I… I don't have…
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: $80,000 cash to pay a tax on land that I've been sitting on for years, you know what I mean?
• 1:14:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're not liquid.
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, exactly, and if you tell me I have to pay a tax because the value of the property went up, that means I have to sell the fucking property to pay the tax.
• 1:14:31
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: All you're doing is putting the money in the hands of… I'm sorry, you're putting all the assets in the hands of the wealthy by doing this.
• 1:14:39
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: Look, why can't I be successful without having to give up everything I've earned?
• 1:14:48
  Testecleese: To a billionaire company.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:14:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: At that point, it's like, why work at all? Why do anything?
• 1:14:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: He's gonna take it from me anyway. I may as well live. I may as well suckle the government teat.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: Maybe all that fucking cheese in that mountain bunker we have somewhere.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: will actually be used when the government cheese comes back out.
• 1:15:16
  Brian McFadden: I don't think you can get government cheese anymore.
• 1:15:19
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:15:20
  Brian McFadden: That was a good series. We still have it.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: We still have government cheese and let's be real, government cheese is not bad.
• 1:15:25
  Testecleese: But, come on.
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: why is the government handing out cheese that means shit's bad doesn't it.
• 1:15:31
  Brian McFadden: Usually.
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: Like my sister-in-law.
• 1:15:35
  Testecleese: Obviously, this is my brother.
• 1:15:38
  Testecleese: She thinks the Vermont government just gives everyone.
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: Milk, meat, cheese, and eggs every month.
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:15:48
  Testecleese: And I've tried to explain to her this is welfare. She's like, oh no, we're not on welfare. I was like.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: The government does not give out food to successful people.
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: I was like, do you honestly think that someone's worth $100 million in West- I'm sorry, in Vermont?
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: gets… Milk, eggs, cheese, beef every month? She goes, yes! I was like, no! No, they don't!
• 1:16:15
  Brian McFadden: No, it's crazy. No, not at all.
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: And she still… probably was my brother convinced her this is just a normal thing there. I'm like, no, you're on welfare. He just wants to keep you oblivious to it, so you have no idea how poor you are.
• 1:16:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:33
  Testecleese: What's crazy is he owns a…
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: Something like 47 acres of land.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: And 2 houses…
• 1:16:41
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:16:42
  Testecleese: And I say 2 houses because my father built a house.
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: with the money that I gave him to buy his house, on my brother's property, and I just watched this happen, I was like, oh, there goes any inheritance I had.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Like, it's all my brother's property, it's obviously his, right?
• 1:17:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, but yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Testecleese: I was like, Brian, I was like, you own like 40 somewhat acres.
• 1:17:10
  Testecleese: If you want to tax the wealthy, you own 40-plus acres in Vermont.
• 1:17:16
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: Like, you have any idea what this is worth just for maple syrup rights?
• 1:17:23
  Brian McFadden: I know what farmland in Michigan goes for per acre.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: Ryan, what.
• 1:17:28
  Brian McFadden: Up to $8,000 an acre.
• 1:17:31
  Testecleese: That's not bad, dude. Actually, that's very affordable compared to most of the nation.
• 1:17:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I'm sitting just in land alone. I'm sitting on over $200,000 and.
• 1:17:46
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: Exactly. But you don't have a wad of cash in your pocket, right?
• 1:17:51
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: Like, no, actually, I'm broke.
• 1:17:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I got.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: All this lead, that's not bringing money into the household, is it?
• 1:18:00
  Brian McFadden: Brings $10,000 a year in.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: Okay, 10 grand for how many acres?
• 1:18:06
  Brian McFadden: 35.6.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: I ain't gonna pay your bills.
• 1:18:12
  Brian McFadden: It pays property tax, it pays homeowners insurance.
• 1:18:18
  Testecleese: Okay, if you were a retired old man, this would pay your bills.
• 1:18:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I'm an old man.
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: Who owns the property, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: What if you got a mortgage?
• 1:18:30
  Brian McFadden: Don't have a mortgage on the.
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: Yes, cause your, your father.
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: Owned the property, right?
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:18:39
  Testecleese: That's what gets these property taxes, like, you're taxing me for owning something?
• 1:18:44
  Brian McFadden: You gotta pay for the school system.
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: Find another way.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: Fucking homeschool your kids if it comes down to that. Why do I…
• 1:18:55
  Brian McFadden: Even if you're homeschooling your kids, you just gotta pay property taxes.
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: There you go. I'm just saying, let's find a way to not… don't tax me for owning something. Massachusetts used to tax me for owning a car.
• 1:19:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: Here's the fun part, they didn't even own the fucking car, the bank did.
• 1:19:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:19:16
  Testecleese: But I still paid an excise tax.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: For the full value of the vehicle.
• 1:19:22
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:19:23
  Brian McFadden: And, we got good old Illinois Governor Chris Kitt.
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: He's defending his assault weapons ban in the state, even though the Supreme Court's about to hear a challenge on the case, and probably overrule all these stupid states that have assault weapon bans.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: This guy's a fucking moron.
• 1:19:42
  Brian McFadden: He is.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: He said an AR-15 could fire 60 rounds a second.
• 1:19:48
  Brian McFadden: Where are you getting that clip?
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: Oh, you can find it if you want to look it up, I will rent for a minute or two above this, but 60 rounds per second, an AK-47 fires about,
• 1:20:02
  Testecleese: 13 rounds a second.
• 1:20:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's bullshit. There's no way that's even possible, you know?
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: No, the Sea Wiz, which is fuck.
• 1:20:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, man.
• 1:20:10
  Testecleese: I would say with.
• 1:20:11
  Brian McFadden: -H.
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: Bolton Welds.
• 1:20:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: This is just another stupid liberal, doesn't know anything about weapons.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: But no, there's a room full of fucking newsmen recording this. None of them.
• 1:20:24
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: None of them even blinked. Is it 60 rounds a second?
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: Are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:20:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, nobody even brought it up as a… as a possibility as, hey, let's raise the bullshit flag here.
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: And by the way, it is illegal in the United States to buy an automatic firearm since 1985.
• 1:20:48
  Testecleese: You can get a permit.
• 1:20:51
  Testecleese: Assuming you can go through the check process to buy 1, however, it had to have been made.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: Free, 1985, per… Reagan.
• 1:21:03
  Brian McFadden: And that's why a lot of the pawn stores, you know, they only want to deal with actual anti-weapons.
• 1:21:11
  Brian McFadden: So they don't have to deal with all the rigmarole of… you know…
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny you say that. Actually, I have an old.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: Double action revolver, you actually have to pull the hammer back and then squeeze the trigger to fire.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: It's an old 22, and there's a
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: the cylinders don't roll out. You have to spin it and push each round out with a rod, and reload each individual round.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: I'm looking to get this gun fixed, and I found out that no one knows how to do this anymore.
• 1:21:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, so you gotta figure it out yourself.
• 1:21:48
  Testecleese: No fucking way in hell I'm gonna do that on my own. No way in hell I am going to try to fix a fucking revolver where the cylinders don't line up with the cham- I'm sorry, the chambers don't line up with the cylinder, and blow my fucking hand off.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: It is only 22, I don't need that shit blowing up in my hand.
• 1:22:07
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:22:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, there's gunsmiths, but they As far away as Walmart.
• 1:22:15
  Brian McFadden: Hmmm.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: I guess that makes sense, that's where society is, an hour and a half away.
• 1:22:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:22:25
  Testecleese: By the way, when are you bringing Kathy by here?
• 1:22:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: Never. She can't see that.
• 1:22:35
  Brian McFadden: Heh heh.
• 1:22:35
  Testecleese: She can't see that because that's where we'll live.
• 1:22:38
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: I'm telling you, man, she'll love it, and you know she'll love it.
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: That's the problem, isn.
• 1:22:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, that was Michigan, so…
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's so cold.
• 1:22:55
  Brian McFadden: You live in the mountains.
• 1:22:57
  Testecleese: Yes, it gets very cold too.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: I think we saw a negative 15 this past winter.
• 1:23:05
  Testecleese: Already seen over a hundred.
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: Been pretty cool since the last storm though.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: So, the DSA…
• 1:23:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, I heard about this.
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, now that they are, officially taking over the Democrat Party, they are speaking out loud what they want to do.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: Yep. And, and what they want to throw, they want to disband the presidency and was it Congress or Supreme Court?
• 1:23:33
  Brian McFadden: Supreme Court. Presidency and Supreme Court.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: So they just wanted to keep a Congress and a Senate.
• 1:23:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're calling them something else now.
• 1:23:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, fine, but what happens in an emergency?
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: Alright?
• 1:23:49
  Testecleese: And you call an emergency meeting, and you need 75 people to show up to make a decision.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: How long is it gonna take them to show up, let alone come to a decision? By then, your capital's been overtaken.
• 1:24:05
  Testecleese: That's actually…
• 1:24:06
  Brian McFadden: I mean.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: The only reason why we have a president is for, holy shit, act now, right?
• 1:24:11
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna happen. The democratic socialists are just gonna make.
• 1:24:16
  Brian McFadden: Other parties become more important and more popular.
• 1:24:22
  Brian McFadden: Whether it's Republicans or somebody else, you know, they're just gonna alienate more and more of the population.
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: I don't know, man. Over a third of the Democrats are supporting the DSA.
• 1:24:35
  Testecleese: 37%.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: We're.
• 1:24:38
  Brian McFadden: JF… well, JFK…
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Support.
• 1:24:40
  Brian McFadden: For the DSA.
• 1:24:43
  Testecleese: No!
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: Oh, obviously not, ask not what you could do for your country, but what you.
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: That's not what your country could do for you, but what you could do for your country. This is the opposite of the socialists, right?
• 1:24:56
  Testecleese: The socialists just demand income.
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: They don't care where it comes from, the billionaires leave, the millionaires leave, alright, let's, let's tax the 100,000 heirs.
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: And that sounds… awesome if if you live in rural what's what Foxville right.
• 1:25:16
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:25:18
  Testecleese: But if you live in New York City, and anywhere in Massachusetts.
• 1:25:23
  Testecleese: six figures you need it to survive it's like 95 000 to live in Boston the year and I'm right.
• 1:25:31
  Brian McFadden: That's probably 2 income salary there.
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: Maybe that that's not even the point.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: The point is, if you're gonna tax people bringing in $100,000… my sister brings in almost $100,000 a year, fuckin'…
• 1:25:45
  Testecleese: She says she's a massage therapist.
• 1:25:48
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, okay.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: Maybe the one she's bringing in…
• 1:25:53
  Brian McFadden: Fantastic.
• 1:25:54
  Testecleese: Maybe it's a r.
• 1:25:55
  Brian McFadden: You open the truckers.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: And her brother, her husband, Delivers, Frito-Lay products.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: To Massachusetts.
• 1:26:07
  Testecleese: They bring it in. They bring it in almost $200,000 a year.
• 1:26:14
  Testecleese: And she's telling me we need to share the wealth.
• 1:26:17
  Testecleese: And I was like, alright, well then why don't you share with
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: She's like, what do you mean? I was like, I don't know, the average West Virginia household brings in, like, $36,000 a year, you're bringing in $200,000. It sounds like you could lose at least $100,000 a year. She's like, oh no, fuck you, I earned it! She's like, this is what literally everyone else is saying!
• 1:26:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: But she doesn't understand she's the wealthy.
• 1:26:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:26:42
  Testecleese: Shit, even just to handle Boston's problem with homelessness, she would have to give up half her wealth.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: And it's funny that the whole net value thing came up in this discussion.
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: She's like, well, what the fuck is net worth anyway? I was like, all right, do you own your home? She goes, well, some of it. The bank owns most of it. I was like, all right, you have equity. Yeah, yeah, I got about I got about 300,000 in equity in my house. It's like, oh, shit. All right, what's it worth? She goes, 800. Fuck.
• 1:27:14
  Testecleese: They're going, all right, now imagine you get taxed on your wealth.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't have any. I don't know, you own $300,000 of a house.
• 1:27:22
  Brian McFadden: That that's tax. Yeah, that's taxable. Yeah, that's wealth. Yeah.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: And she, and she actually said, well, how am I going to pay that? I was like, I don't fucking know. And apparently I don't care. You better figure it.
• 1:27:34
  Brian McFadden: Right, that's what the government would say.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: And she's going to have to sell my house and buy his wallet. Yes, yes, thank you. Thank you for understanding the argument.
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: like this actually applies to you if you want to make this shit if you want to do it in Massachusetts
• 1:27:51
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: I'll… I'll… you know?
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: It sucks to the people that are stuck there.
• 1:27:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:27:57
  Testecleese: But if you decide, well, I say that, but the people that are stuck there are probably gonna be middle class workers that are above the median income, but not wealthy.
• 1:28:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: Cause they won't be able to leave now cause they're
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: Taxed into literal poverty and then being given back what they need to survive.
• 1:28:16
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: We've been at this for a minute, Brian. Anything else you wanna talk about? Anything else you wanna talk about in particular?
• 1:28:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:28:30
  Testecleese: Whole rest of you want. It's not that much more, but.
• 1:28:37
  Testecleese: Some Republican in Florida was saying we need to kill Trump.
• 1:28:44
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, he'.
• 1:28:45
  Brian McFadden: He was the GOP running GOP right in Canada.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. He's a Republican running.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: Did he get arrested?
• 1:28:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, he got arrested.
• 1:29:01
  Brian McFadden: By the Secret Service, nobody else, you know, I'm like, you talking about killing Trump, you know.
• 1:29:07
  Testecleese: Hey, speaking of, I was thinking of this earlier, and it drove me nuts, I couldn't remember.
• 1:29:13
  Testecleese: Seeker Service.
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Is, is, actually primarily in charge.
• 1:29:19
  Brian McFadden: Money.
• 1:29:20
  Testecleese: A fake money, right?
• 1:29:22
  Brian McFadden: Yes, -hu Yep.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: What the fuck is that word for making fake money?
• 1:29:30
  Brian McFadden: counterfeiting.
• 1:29:31
  Testecleese: Counterfeiting.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: The word forgery kept showing up in my head, and it was driving me nuts, and I couldn't get past it.
• 1:29:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is something people don't realize. Secret Service biggest job is counterfeit money.
• 1:29:46
  Testecleese: check out catch me if you can believe it or not.
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: That was a good movie.
• 1:29:50
  Testecleese: to his house.
• 1:29:51
  Brian McFadden: That was a good movie.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was pretty good, and that guy, from what I understand, went on to work for the.
• 1:29:59
  Testecleese: FBI after that, because he was so good.
• 1:30:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was able to spot counterfeiters because he was so good at it.
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: He's like, I know, I know better. This, this, this would not have passed my test. I would have thrown this in the garbage, right?
• 1:30:12
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:30:14
  Testecleese: Hey, you know.
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: Make it sound as dumb as you want, but… you could put him in prison, or you could use him to help you, right?
• 1:30:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: Would you rather go to prison or help is, you know, it's like.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: I'd rather not be in prison.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: What's up with the Gordie Howe bridge and I want to point out.
• 1:30:38
  Testecleese: First.
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: How many Americans know a percentage of Americans know who Gordie Howe is?
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: Or wise.
• 1:30:46
  Brian McFadden: Probably not that many, but.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: And how many Canadians know who Gordie Howe was?
• 1:30:51
  Brian McFadden: I know where the bridge is!
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: I've never seen it.
• 1:30:55
  Brian McFadden: It's in Detroit, going over to Canada.
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: Brian, please tell me how we know the name Gordie Howe.
• 1:31:03
  Brian McFadden: I don't.
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
• 1:31:06
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:31:07
  Testecleese: He was one of the greatest hockey players of all time.
• 1:31:11
  Brian McFadden: Better than Wayne Gretz.
• 1:31:13
  Testecleese: No, he was the goat before Gretzky. I was that this was way back in the day.
• 1:31:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, I've been way past my time frame, you know, I mean, I'm…
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: You should know who Gordie Howe is.
• 1:31:24
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, this new bridge was built in conjunction between the two countries.
• 1:31:29
  Brian McFadden: And there's been an international dispute between Trump and Canada about when it should open and all that.
• 1:31:37
  Brian McFadden: And,
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: I mean, the Canadians started a stupid trade war again. Yeah, why did they.
• 1:31:43
  Brian McFadden: Right, right.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: Why do they keep doing this? They lose every time. Let's be real, what do we depend on from Canada?
• 1:31:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:31:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, not a whole lot.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: Exactly. Vermont maple syrup is pretty damn good too, isn't it?
• 1:31:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: In Canada, what we're… Basically, what was it? Three quarters of Canada is using the American electrical grid.
• 1:32:12
  Brian McFadden: I hadn't heard that, but I do know after being in Canada a couple of weeks ago that
• 1:32:18
  Brian McFadden: a dollar… A dollar of their money equals $1.25 of ours.
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, so…
• 1:32:29
  Brian McFadden: It's a good time to go to Canada if you're American.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: No, it's a good time to buy American, Canadian currency, and then get ready to sell it.
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: How's that?
• 1:32:39
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:32:40
  Testecleese: Or maybe a better time to sell it now.
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: Because… If these guys want to get a trade with the United States.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: We were, we depend nothing on Canada, depend, Canada depends on us for the fucking national defense.
• 1:32:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, the bridge is opening up next week, so…
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: Allegedly, I keep hearing different shit.
• 1:33:00
  Brian McFadden: I mean, this will be the third international crossing that goes from Michigan into Canada. There's a tunnel, there's going to be this bridge, and then there's another bridge further north goes from Port Huron into Canada.
• 1:33:21
  Brian McFadden: See.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: crossing, but this is a thousand crossings.
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: Like, literal roads just go across.
• 1:33:27
  Brian McFadden: No! There's a lake involved! There's a…
• 1:33:29
  Testecleese: Oh, admission.
• 1:33:30
  Brian McFadden: Remember, you're Michig.
• 1:33:31
  Testecleese: And yeah.
• 1:33:32
  Brian McFadden: In Michigan, you don't… there's 3 Michigan crossings that go into Canada. It'll literally… that's it.
• 1:33:38
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, New England We usually just drive north.
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: You'd end up in Canada.
• 1:33:45
  Brian McFadden: Now, without your passport…
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: If you… well, back when I was doing it, you could. You didn't need a passport. My Massachusetts driver's license was good enough, back and forth.
• 1:33:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, now if you want to do that with your Michigan driver's license, you have to get a special endorsement put on your driver's license to do it.
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: Like if you work in Canada or something like that, you have to, you can get something to make it easier.
• 1:34:08
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Okay, well, no.
• 1:34:10
  Brian McFadden: But you're not going to be able to afford the tolls back and forth because it was like at least $5 each way I went into Canada and out of Canada between.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: Well, let's be real then, then that just means you're not going to be going to Canada to work unless you're making enough money to pay that toll every day, twice.
• 1:34:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:34:27
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:34:27
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:34:28
  Testecleese: And again, what does Canada do?
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: What do they make? What do they produce?
• 1:34:36
  Brian McFadden: Oil.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: World needs oil.
• 1:34:38
  Testecleese: Oil, that's it And they refused to drill.
• 1:34:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've already drilled.
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Nope.
• 1:34:46
  Brian McFadden: Alberta, out, out.
• 1:34:48
  Testecleese: Canada Canada could be wealthy.
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: Everything could be next to free. They could actually support the socialist utopia if they were just drove for oil.
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: But they won't, for the same reason why the United States isn't tapping their oil. We're gonna let the rest of the world run out first.
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: And then we have our oil.
• 1:35:12
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, I love the Canadians, I love their fucking comedy letter, Kenny.
• 1:35:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:35:18
  Testecleese: It was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Shoresy wasn't nearly.
• 1:35:23
  Brian McFadden: No, I wasn't.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: But a whole bunch of fucking… some of the funniest people came out of Canada. The music is not nearly as good, though.
• 1:35:30
  Brian McFadden: Justin Bieber?
• 1:35:32
  Testecleese: Alanis Morissette.
• 1:35:33
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:35:36
  Testecleese: See, there we go. All right. Isn't it ironic?
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: Don't you think?
• 1:35:48
  Testecleese: don't give a shit about… oh! Some transgender person was talking shit about this transgender ban in the military is about to expire, I guess.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: I didn't realize that.
• 1:36:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, they're being allowed back into the military because the federal government got involved and said that Trump's ban is illegal. Big surprise, big surprise.
• 1:36:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, but wasn't the thing the judge said that anyone is allowed to serve no matter what? I thought that was the actual official ruling.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: I was like, so you're telling me someone with cerebral palsy can fucking be an infantryman?
• 1:36:25
  Brian McFadden: You would think.
• 1:36:26
  Testecleese: That's not very useful, right, you're just gonna get shot and killed. This is what gets me about this transgender thing, it's like
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: You need to carry… How much medication with you for your daily.
• 1:36:39
  Testecleese: Cheers.
• 1:36:39
  Brian McFadden: Here's the hilarious thing, if you dig into this article.
• 1:36:43
  Brian McFadden: I mean, you would think that this would be thousands of people that were affected by this.
• 1:36:49
  Testecleese: It was like 40.
• 1:36:50
  Brian McFadden: 30.
• 1:36:54
  Brian McFadden: We went to all this rigmarole for 30 people.
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: Bye.
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: That's what drives me nuts.
• 1:37:04
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:37:06
  Brian McFadden: How many of these 30 people are actually going to want to come back into the military, you know?
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: That's what drives me nuts, is you always hear these people say, oh, it's less than 1% of the population, what do you care?
• 1:37:17
  Brian McFadden: Less than half of 1% of the population.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: No, that's fine. But it's like, what do I care? What I care is that less than 1% of the population, you're requiring 100% of the population to handle.
• 1:37:31
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:37:32
  Testecleese: why is this my fucking problem I have enough shit to do on my own
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: Alright? And now, now you're saying, oh, I'm a woman. Now, all of a sudden, I gotta treat you different?
• 1:37:42
  Testecleese: What? No, I thought for and what's even better.
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: or a woman now I gotta treat you different F you
• 1:37:50
  Testecleese: I thought men and women were equal.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: No one is treated different. I don't hold the door for you.
• 1:37:56
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: Chivalric code.
• 1:37:58
  Testecleese: eat me let me get you a spoon okay so you can eat me
• 1:38:04
  Testecleese: there's like 400 and yeah oh my gosh you brought me a spoon.
• 1:38:09
  Brian McFadden: You love it!
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: See, this is how you know you found a good wife, huh?
• 1:38:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep, exactly.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: Someone's getting their ass ate tonight.
• 1:38:24
  Testecleese: Yes. No.
• 1:38:28
  Testecleese: what oh my God I don't remember what I was talking about sorry the fact that she came up with a spoon was perfect
• 1:38:38
  Testecleese: Oh, chivalric code. There's no chivalry anymore, it wants to be dead. Well, there's something like 450 articles of how to deal with combat. There's, like, 3 about how to handle a woman.
• 1:38:51
  Testecleese: You told me everything else in the chivalric code is toxic?
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: Well, the whole thing must be bad.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: And don't worry, I still hold doors for people, I hold doors for men, and literally anyone who's Close.
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:39:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:09
  Testecleese: And it still pisses me off when I do that and someone just walks through like I owed them.
• 1:39:15
  Testecleese: Like, I…
• 1:39:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, or they get mad if you don't say thank you for holding the door for them, you know, yeah.
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, every time someone walks through and doesn't say a word to me, I just.
• 1:39:25
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, you know.
• 1:39:28
  Brian McFadden: But,
• 1:39:29
  Brian McFadden: Iran's got big plans for the U.S. They're gonna invade a U.S. naval… a U.S. base and capture 100 Americans to hold hostage.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: I brought this up to the wife, actually, specifically. I was like, what would happen if Iran decided to, like, invade the United States military base and kidnap 100 service members and hold them hostage?
• 1:39:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, Jimmy Carter's not president anymore.
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: They would kill them all.
• 1:39:56
  Brian McFadden: Jimmy Carter is not president right now. So, you know, being Trump president, I think he would react more harshly than Reagan did.
• 1:40:06
  Testecleese: Reagan, you said Carter, then Reag.
• 1:40:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, Carter, the hostages immediately got released as soon as Reagan became president.
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, because Reagan was gonna send in the Marine Corps.
• 1:40:21
  Brian McFadden: And bomb the shit out of them.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I said. As soon as I was like, if these guys do this, this, this will be.
• 1:40:29
  Testecleese: Congress will declare war.
• 1:40:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:40:32
  Testecleese: And that means we can unleash the Marine Corps and let's be real.
• 1:40:37
  Testecleese: Who wants the Marines off the leash?
• 1:40:41
  Brian McFadden: Everybody.
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: No. Nobody does. You don't want that to happen. I don't want that to happen. For the love of God, Iran does not want that to happen.
• 1:40:50
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: No, the marines are
• 1:40:55
  Testecleese: Talk all the trash you want about the history of this and that, etc, etc. If you actually let the Marines go and kill…
• 1:41:03
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:41:03
  Testecleese: That's what they're good That's what they trained for.
• 1:41:07
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:41:09
  Testecleese: Don't fuck with the Marine Corps.
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: They're so good that they, the, the English there.
• 1:41:18
  Testecleese: Came up with their own Marine Corps.
• 1:41:24
  Testecleese: Remember, these are the guys that were swinging on ropes between Navy ships back in the day, with swords in their teeth, you know what I mean?
• 1:41:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh.
• 1:41:37
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, if these guys take hostages of American citizens, not just citizens, but American, servicemen.
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: We will… Shell them from the shore.
• 1:41:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah.
• 1:41:49
  Testecleese: For DAYS.
• 1:41:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:41:51
  Testecleese: You wait, no, and we will.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: blow up their power plants, we'll blow up their bridges, we'll make sure there's no way anything fucking happens. No electricity, no lights.
• 1:42:05
  Testecleese: No roads to get alarmed on and then the fucking.
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: Marines will show up, I'm sorry, Delta Force, okay? You're… you're… you're best team from everyone, you know? You got, like, two SEALs, a fucking Ranger, whatever, etc.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: They'll go and they'll fucking literally kill everyone.
• 1:42:27
  Testecleese: And bring out all the hostages.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, what happened with Captain Phillips?
• 1:42:34
  Brian McFadden: He's got, he's coming out saying he's got Alzheimer's.
• 1:42:39
  Testecleese: Okay, I didn't know that, that sucks.
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that Captain Phillips was the the American.
• 1:42:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh no, different guy. No, I'm thinking about the guy that landed on the Hudson River.
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: No, oh, you're talking about the plan.
• 1:42:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:54
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, no, I was thinking the… when the Navy SEALs showed up.
• 1:42:59
  Testecleese: and what three snipers took shots from a ship moving up and down.
• 1:43:05
  Brian McFadden: Holy vir.
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: Up and down and they all picked up the targets at the same time.
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: People don't understand this shit.
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: Oh, we haven't won yet. How much fucking damage do you want to happen?
• 1:43:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:43:20
  Testecleese: This could have been over an hour and a half, honestly. And let's… okay, let's be real. Could have been over and under a half a second with a single nuclear detonation, right?
• 1:43:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:43:32
  Testecleese: We don't want to do that, though
• 1:43:35
  Testecleese: We don't want to kill everyone.
• 1:43:40
  Testecleese: But let's be real, our spec op teams… Spitsnaz is a joke.
• 1:43:47
  Testecleese: don't get me wrong I don't want to fist fight a Spetsnaz agent but
• 1:43:53
  Testecleese: A Navy SEAL's gonna beat him Anyway, anyway.
• 1:44:01
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: You see this Air Force thing?
• 1:44:06
  Brian McFadden: Ya.
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: Okay, Air Force tests different than the Navy in terms of advancement.
• 1:44:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:44:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not testing against everyone else for the same job with you, you're testing against everyone else in the Air Force, which I think is dumb.
• 1:44:19
  Brian McFadden: Right, it is.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: Like, it should be per job, you know what I mean?
• 1:44:24
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:44:24
  Testecleese: Or, awesome, you have a whole bunch of fucking data analysts that moved up a pay grade, but the guys that actually fix the engines.
• 1:44:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:44:33
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, about 135 people got, promoted incorrectly.
• 1:44:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:41
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:44:44
  Testecleese: And I understand…
• 1:44:47
  Testecleese: My first argument was, give the job to the… give the promotion to the person who deserves it. That's actually the right answer, according to me, it still is.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: But, can you imagine thinking that you just got promoted to pay grade, and went out…
• 1:45:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah.
• 1:45:00
  Testecleese: No, and you
• 1:45:03
  Testecleese: threw an extra $1,000 to your car payment this month, because in 2 weeks, you get an extra $600, you know what I mean?
• 1:45:12
  Brian McFadden: -Hu
• 1:45:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:45:26
  Testecleese: well I mean shit happens accidents happen it's just
• 1:45:31
  Testecleese: And like I said, the guy who actually earned the job should get the job, but
• 1:45:37
  Testecleese: Sucks to be the guy who thought you got moved up.
• 1:45:43
  Testecleese: By the way, Brian, check this out
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: I took 2 advancement tests in the Navy.
• 1:45:50
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: I advanced both times.
• 1:45:56
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: Even more fun.
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: When I made, HD2?
• 1:46:05
  Testecleese: I had the best score in the entire United States Navy.
• 1:46:13
  Testecleese: Fucking pretty cool, isn't it?
• 1:46:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:46:17
  Testecleese: Hey, if the guy who scored better than any other hull technician in the Navy for E5 doesn't get promoted, who does, right?
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:46:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then I ended up getting out because the wife had back injuries, and I had a more dangerous… I had a more dangerous job, but she could do it sitting in a chair. Yeah. And she got medically retired, and now I'm butt-fucked.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: I heard we are getting a cola.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: Upkeep soon, though. Next year.
• 1:46:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we always do.
• 1:46:50
  Testecleese: No, it's a big one, it's a big one, like over a full percent.
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: But here's the thing, dude, I got, I got the epilepsy, right?
• 1:47:02
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: Makes it difficult to work while welding.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: and Navy doesn't give a fuck about that, they just get the scar.
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: That I have in my head, I'm sorry, the surgery wounds I have that they gave me.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: hurt so they pay me but not the fucking epilepsy that they gave me too.
• 1:47:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: Anyway, so we're seeing,
• 1:47:32
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Since I was the presidency, I've had a lot of people ask me, Joe, what have you been doing?
• 1:47:40
  Testecleese: Hey Joe, what do you.
• 1:47:41
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Where's Cornwall? I'm.
• 1:47:43
  Brian McFadden: He does say this in a minute.
• 1:47:45
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I've been dealing with a cancer diagnosis and I've been getting treatment and it's been going really well.
• 1:47:50
  Testecleese: I hope he does well.
• 1:47:50
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I love the cancer treatment, honestly.
• 1:47:52
  Brian McFadden: I didn't.
• 1:47:53
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Thank all those who offered their prayers and support and well wishes.
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: Joe's.
• 1:47:56
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Turned the world to me and to Jill.
• 1:47:59
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I can respect that. I've written a book about my time as president. It's called Promise Me America.
• 1:48:06
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's coming out in November, and it's available for pre-order now.
• 1:48:11
  Brian McFadden: I'll get right.
• 1:48:13
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's about the challenge we face as a nation.
• 1:48:16
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: About the decisions I made.
• 1:48:19
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Why I made them.
• 1:48:22
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Are we living in a country through COVID?
• 1:48:26
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I doubt that. Rebuilding our economy and restoring our democracy after the attack on January 6th.
• 1:48:33
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Ending our nation's longest war in Afghanistan.
• 1:48:36
  Brian McFadden: A whole bunch of mumbly.
• 1:48:38
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: is supporting Ukraine.
• 1:48:40
  Testecleese: Oh, look, J.
• 1:48:40
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's about why I chose to run for reelection.
• 1:48:43
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And why I chose to step aside.
• 1:48:47
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Most of all, it's about my faith in the promise of America.
• 1:48:53
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:48:53
  Testecleese: Same result.
• 1:48:54
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The promise we made to those who have gone before us is to honor their sacrifice. The promises we made to one another and to treat everyone with dignity and respect.
• 1:49:04
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And the promise they made to future generations of Americans to remain the beacon to the world.
• 1:49:10
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Promise Me America is about my faith in America and the American people.
• 1:49:16
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:49:16
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Decorate it and hope it strengthens your faith in what we can do as a nation and a people.
• 1:49:26
  Brian McFadden: So, I heard this clip on the No Agenda show today, and I'm like, I gotta find this shit for the show, because that whole thing about, they actually did a contest to figure out what Joe was saying when he mumbled about the Afghanistan war, and it took him, like, three or four times to figure out what he was saying.
• 1:49:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, with the true international pressure thing, Tim Pool did the same thing. He spent, like, an hour and a half, like, playing it back and slowing it down in speed, and I was like, I think he's trying to say true international pressure?
• 1:50:01
  Brian McFadden: I think that's what it.
• 1:50:02
  Testecleese: trying to say, you know?
• 1:50:04
  Brian McFadden: Can't say it. The words won't come out.
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: And that's actually in their opening single, True National Depression.
• 1:50:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like.
• 1:50:11
  Testecleese: What the that's a word.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:50:15
  Brian McFadden: They were saying, I wonder if Joe Biden did the audiobook, because if he did, that'd be worth buying.
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: You know, it's funny, actually, as you were playing that, and I was like, how many takes did this take to do? This wasn't done in 15 minutes.
• 1:50:30
  Brian McFadden: Girl!
• 1:50:31
  Testecleese: days.
• 1:50:31
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. He had to take a half hour, he had to take like a three hour break in between each sentence.
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: His own wife.
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: Called him a fucking vegetable, basically, didn't she?
• 1:50:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 1:50:47
  Testecleese: Oh, she threw him under the bus for her book before his book came out as president.
• 1:50:53
  Testecleese: There you go, that.
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: Look at the Democrat Party, huh?
• 1:50:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: Fuck you, what can you do for me?
• 1:51:04
  Testecleese: Ryan's about to throw up.
• 1:51:06
  Brian McFadden: No, I just got the hic.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: Trump stepped it up in Iran, because apparently Iran is NOT settling down. They're still attacking cargo vessels.
• 1:51:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, a couple of them tried to get through the blockade that we put up, and the Navy shut that shit down.
• 1:51:26
  Testecleese: Not just that, but apparently we struck, infrastructure,
• 1:51:31
  Brian McFadden: Park Island.
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, wiped out a whole bunch of, electrical grid stuff.
• 1:51:37
  Testecleese: And bridges.
• 1:51:40
  Testecleese: And Trump said, we have already told you I'm not gonna, I'm not opposed to hitting energy and et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:51:49
  Brian McFadden: The problem is, the American people.
• 1:51:50
  Testecleese: We have.
• 1:51:51
  Brian McFadden: If you guys.
• 1:51:51
  Testecleese: If you don't stop, if you don't stop, we're gonna hit your power plants, so you can't even put up new power lines.
• 1:51:58
  Brian McFadden: American people are getting bored with this war.
• 1:52:01
  Testecleese: No, well then, yeah.
• 1:52:02
  Testecleese: just blow it up then who cares no one on the planet cares and you know it
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: They may pretend to be butthurt for, like, an hour and a half.
• 1:52:14
  Testecleese: And then they'll be butthurt about something else. Like, look how much people give a shit about Ukraine right now.
• 1:52:21
  Brian McFadden: Ukraine what?
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: Oh, Ukraine, we gotta save Ukraine, they're gonna move into Poland next, like, trust me, if Russia tries moving into Poland, Poland will
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: Will not hold back, they will drop everything.
• 1:52:41
  Testecleese: because I don't know how many people understand that technically speaking Polish people are not white.
• 1:52:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:52:51
  Testecleese: They are people of color, according to whatever the big giant deal organization is, because they are Slavic.
• 1:52:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:53:01
  Testecleese: The most enslaved people on the planet.
• 1:53:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:53:05
  Testecleese: Makes them not white even though they have blue eyes and blonde hair.
• 1:53:12
  Testecleese: So, let's once again talk about what makes someone white, what…
• 1:53:17
  Testecleese: How, how you can make decisions.
• 1:53:21
  Testecleese: Same thing as, oh, you owe all black people money because of, you know, reparations. It's like, yeah, but this guy came from Jamaica last week.
• 1:53:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:53:29
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:53:30
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:53:33
  Testecleese: And apparently, all you have to do to qualify, according to most these days, is not have a birth certificate. That just means that you don't have to provide a birth certificate to show that
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: I was born… my family is just so black! So poor! So poor! I was… I was born in the backyard. My mama squatted over a shrubbery!
• 1:53:56
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:53:59
  Testecleese: Fuck! You know how many white people give birth to babies in bathtubs in their own homes?
• 1:54:04
  Testecleese: They still have birth certificates, don't they?
• 1:54:07
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:54:10
  Testecleese: Talking about some fucking 200-year-old shit when…
• 1:54:16
  Testecleese: It just bothers me, dude, and again, it's not most of these folks, but this is the narrative.
• 1:54:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: This is what's coming out.
• 1:54:25
  Testecleese: And, like, I know…
• 1:54:28
  Testecleese: A handful of black folks, a couple of them I'm still pretty close with, still talk to.
• 1:54:32
  Testecleese: And they think this shit's ridiculous.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: And like, I can't believe you're making my entire race look this way, not, not me.
• 1:54:41
  Testecleese: How… these folks make my entire race look this way because…
• 1:54:45
  Testecleese: You know, like, I should be allowed to fucking just steal from you, because you're white.
• 1:54:54
  Testecleese: They just… Like I said, the people I speak to.
• 1:54:59
  Testecleese: Oh, this way. That's probably why I'm still friends with them.
• 1:55:04
  Testecleese: I've had friends…
• 1:55:06
  Testecleese: several different ethnicities that are not opposed to criminal action, and I'm not friends with them anymore.
• 1:55:13
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:55:14
  Testecleese: I don't want to go to prison.
• 1:55:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:55:17
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Yeah. For all I know, we're going out for ice cream, and then we fucking rob a bank, and I'm the getaway.
• 1:55:24
  Brian McFadden: Right. Huh.
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: Fucking Asians, man.
• 1:55:32
  Testecleese: Sorry, they're good at a good plan and not telling you.
• 1:55:35
  Testecleese: and then also you're driving home with an ice cream cone in your hand and you just.
• 1:55:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:55:40
  Testecleese: You were involved in a felony murder, and you had no idea, you know?
• 1:55:49
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 1:55:50
  Brian McFadden: There you go.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is what I was going with, is that, Trump's getting ready to hit power plants.
• 1:55:56
  Testecleese: Why about more bridges?
• 1:56:00
  Testecleese: what for real what happens if he deploys the Marine Corps.
• 1:56:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:56:06
  Testecleese: And no, not the way we usually deploy the Marines, like Afghanistan. I'm saying, hey, I need 1,000 Marines.
• 1:56:15
  Testecleese: Take over this fucking island.
• 1:56:18
  Testecleese: You know exactly what will happen, don't you?
• 1:56:21
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 1:56:22
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: Anyone who's not a United States Marine will die, right?
• 1:56:26
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 1:56:28
  Testecleese: And yes, many United States Marines will die.
• 1:56:31
  Testecleese: But if you're not a United States Marine, you would definitely die.
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: And… I don't think people understand this.
• 1:56:40
  Testecleese: I know you get it, Brian, but I want you to emphasize this for me.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: You do not want to take the fucking war dogs, I'm sorry, the devil dogs off the leash.
• 1:56:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: All right, great.
• 1:56:59
  Testecleese: Alright, you know what, I'm gonna have a marine buddy on this show soon enough. I'm gonna call my buddies up, see if I can find one. I got one, I think I will come on.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: And, these guys, you were trying to take fucking photographs and make like a
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: Weekly newspaper kind of thing, and… Face, not Facebook,
• 1:57:22
  Testecleese: publish stuff. Don't get me wrong.
• 1:57:25
  Testecleese: absolutely needed war war photography documentation is 100% necessary and I am
• 1:57:33
  Testecleese: Completely glad that we do that.
• 1:57:38
  Testecleese: Versus the guy who's… Looking through a Monocle, Monoscope.
• 1:57:45
  Testecleese: telling you it's a… it's a German whatever-whatever tank, and what ammunition you should use, you know what I mean?
• 1:57:52
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: Like, I was a fucking welder on a Navy sh
• 1:57:56
  Testecleese: I was generally not in danger.
• 1:57:59
  Brian McFadden: Go ahead.
• 1:58:00
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: But… when it came to damage control I say damage once damage control came and do
• 1:58:10
  Testecleese: What's happening, you were there just as much as I was, I know that.
• 1:58:15
  Testecleese: But I also know that I was below the waterline, or at the waterline.
• 1:58:20
  Testecleese: where the missiles tend to hit
• 1:58:26
  Testecleese: I I I don't even know where I was going. I've.
• 1:58:31
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:58:32
  Testecleese: You see this naked dude tried to fucking Kidnap a 7-year-old in Portland?
• 1:58:38
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:58:40
  Testecleese: Dude got his ass kicked.
• 1:58:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:58:45
  Testecleese: And you know what?
• 1:58:46
  Testecleese: Good for you, Portland, good for you, Oregon, because in most areas, all those people would have got arrested for fighting him, and you know it.
• 1:58:58
  Testecleese: Naked man tries to steal your kid is you were 100% within your rights.
• 1:59:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:59:04
  Testecleese: You have a fucking video?
• 1:59:06
  Brian McFadden: Not on the Naked Man.
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: Oh, this is the Bigfoot.
• 1:59:10
  Testecleese: Who's dumb?
• 1:59:11
  Brian McFadden: Okay, I won't play it.
• 1:59:13
  Testecleese: No, go ahead and play it Maybe I missed something.
• 1:59:16
  Brian McFadden: I doubt it.
• 1:59:19
  Testecleese: Cardboard cut out.
• 1:59:20
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: the A's hardware I could put in my front yard.
• 1:59:26
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Take a look as locals report hearing eerie.
• 1:59:29
  Testecleese: Is that a lady? Sasquatch? Big ol' titt.
• 1:59:32
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: his footprints. Todd Neese says he has seen.
• 1:59:35
  Testecleese: Turning vol.
• 1:59:36
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: has been researching the creature for more than 30 years, joins me now. Todd, I'm not gonna lie, I'm.
• 1:59:41
  Testecleese: Turn the volume.
• 1:59:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm working on it.
• 1:59:43
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Why do you think Ohio, specifically, and all the other states where we have Bigfoots, have a Bigfoot?
• 1:59:50
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Well, good morning, Todd.
• 1:59:53
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Ohio is actually, believe it or not, ranked number 4 of all the states in the United States that have sightings, so it isn't really all that…
• 2:00:02
  Testecleese: That's your genius number one, baby!
• 2:00:04
  Brian McFadden: Number one!
• 2:00:07
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: in them there woods, if you will. Okay. You, yourself, were originally a skeptic. What did you see, Todd, that changed your mind?
• 2:00:18
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Well, that's true, and I was not interested in the subject whatsoever, and growing up in the Pacific Northwest.
• 2:00:25
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: West like I did. It was part of the vernacular, but to me, it was an urban legend, if you will.
• 2:00:31
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But all that changed for me in 1993 while conducting a military exercise.
• 2:00:38
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: In the Oregon Coast Range, I and three other soldiers were,
• 2:00:44
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: exposed to three of these, actually, three of these, these creatures observing our, our exercises. These creatures.
• 2:00:54
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Those 25 seconds changed the entire course of my life, so… So what do these Bigfoots look like up close? What do they look like up close?
• 2:01:04
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Well, not really all that human. It was not human.
• 2:01:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 2:01:15
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Their silhouette, which people… T.
• 2:01:17
  Testecleese: Sasquatch, right?
• 2:01:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:01:19
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: disproportionate in terms of the arm length and even the length of the legs as it pertains to the.
• 2:01:24
  Brian McFadden: That picture is useless.
• 2:01:26
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Obviously, very low.
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: No, you know what's funny? Is that'.
• 2:01:30
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Extreme Zoom.
• 2:01:31
  Testecleese: Woman of a M.
• 2:01:32
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: range between 7 to 9 feet in height.
• 2:01:34
  Brian McFadden: It's about,
• 2:01:36
  Testecleese: Isn'.
• 2:01:37
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I am.
• 2:01:38
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: More human like face and and.
• 2:01:40
  Testecleese: Tell me it's not.
• 2:01:42
  Brian McFadden: I like it.
• 2:01:43
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Obviously, just hair covered, very large, very athletic.
• 2:01:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Understood. Last question, quickly. In today's society, we literally have cameras everywhere. Todd, why have we not been able to get.
• 2:01:54
  Testecleese: No, it's not canvas everywhere.
• 2:01:56
  Brian McFadden: We're working on it. We're not England.
• 2:01:59
  Testecleese: They have no idea!
• 2:02:00
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Well.
• 2:02:01
  Testecleese: Country air.
• 2:02:01
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Number one, it comes down to odds.
• 2:02:05
  Testecleese: They have no idea how big this country is.
• 2:02:07
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:02:09
  Testecleese: There's cameras everywhere. No, there's
• 2:02:12
  Testecleese: Like, do you have any idea how many hundreds of thousands of square miles are national forests?
• 2:02:18
  Testecleese: They're like, people never ever enter.
• 2:02:22
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:02:22
  Testecleese: And why don't they?
• 2:02:24
  Testecleese: Because it's 75 miles walk from the fucking road, that's why.
• 2:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:02:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're allowed to go there, go get a fucking horse, and march through the fucking forest, alright? Then find your way back, okay?
• 2:02:41
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:02:44
  Testecleese: And this is something to be.
• 2:02:46
  Testecleese: I swear people don't understand this, how enormous this country really is. Michigan!
• 2:02:52
  Testecleese: No, Michigan alone!
• 2:02:54
  Brian McFadden: It's huge.
• 2:02:55
  Testecleese: It's bigger than what, half of Europe?
• 2:02:58
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 2:03:00
  Testecleese: That's… that's one fucking statement, it's.
• 2:03:03
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if I wanted to drive from the Indiana border all the way up to the Upper Peninsula. You're looking at probably an 8 h drive.
• 2:03:13
  Testecleese: Okay, now let's look at a bigger state.
• 2:03:16
  Testecleese: Texas.
• 2:03:17
  Brian McFadden: This?
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, you could be in Texas and drive for 8 hours in the same direction and then realize it's still another fucking 8 hours before you get out of Texas.
• 2:03:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep, sure is.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: Dear God, California! Imagine just going north, right?
• 2:03:34
  Brian McFadden: Done it. Been there, done that.
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: Oh my God, it's in.
• 2:03:37
  Brian McFadden: All the way from San Diego all the way up to Washington State.
• 2:03:41
  Testecleese: And, you know, we make jokes with the New England states, because they're so little, right? They're so… they're so little.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: Massachusetts is bigger than most of the countries in the United Kingdom, that, that,
• 2:03:53
  Testecleese: When we split from Great Britain.
• 2:03:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:03:58
  Testecleese: Do people understand that? No. Like, Massachusetts is bigger than London. I'm sorry, England.
• 2:04:04
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:04:05
  Testecleese: And it's a little, are you kidding me? You know?
• 2:04:11
  Testecleese: Pennsylvania is considered a small state, isn't it?
• 2:04:16
  Brian McFadden: Pennsylvania is a pretty.
• 2:04:18
  Testecleese: It's like four Massachusetts is.
• 2:04:24
  Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
• 2:04:25
  Testecleese: yeah yeah I think it is too I'm just I just want to point out that people don't understand this like they go oh Australia's huge I'm like.
• 2:04:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think the people coming over the world got…
• 2:04:35
  Testecleese: the United States.
• 2:04:36
  Brian McFadden: I think the people came over for the World Cup, you know, from Europe got a good experience of what, how big the United States is, you know, that they didn't experience before.
• 2:04:46
  Testecleese: Oh, especially the people that thought they were going to fly to, like, Boston.
• 2:04:51
  Testecleese: Then drive to Dallas to watch the next game.
• 2:04:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, good luck with that.
• 2:04:55
  Testecleese: It's like,
• 2:04:56
  Brian McFadden: You can do it! It won't be fun, but you can do it!
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: No, it's feasible, but I don't know if you can do it in time.
• 2:05:04
  Brian McFadden: True, true.
• 2:05:05
  Testecleese: You need two drivers.
• 2:05:07
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 2:05:07
  Testecleese: You know? Let's be real. Foxborough Stadium.
• 2:05:13
  Testecleese: That's, what, maybe 40 minutes, 50 minutes south of Boston.
• 2:05:17
  Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
• 2:05:18
  Testecleese: To Dallas.
• 2:05:20
  Brian McFadden: That's probably a 24-hour drive.
• 2:05:23
  Testecleese: Oh, I'd imagine at least.
• 2:05:25
  Testecleese: Especially because the interstate in New England is incredibly tricky and weird. It was built
• 2:05:31
  Testecleese: Before the rest of the interstate was built.
• 2:05:33
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 2:05:34
  Brian McFadden: It's all part of the big dig.
• 2:05:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, kinda, but the interstate was built for New England before the rest of the nation decided to do an interstate.
• 2:05:45
  Brian McFadden: FDR did the interstate.
• 2:05:46
  Testecleese: They kind of just, they just kind of tied it in instead of.
• 2:05:49
  Testecleese: Doing the design everywhere.
• 2:05:52
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:05:52
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you, I lived, 15 minutes south of Boston.
• 2:05:57
  Testecleese: But I had to drive 10 minutes south.
• 2:06:01
  Testecleese: To get to Boston.
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: You know, it was just like, there's the way shit was set up, and then they tied in the internet, the federal thing in, and just, ugh.
• 2:06:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's actually, actually crazy. Massachusetts recently, adopted the highway mileage markers.
• 2:06:24
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:06:25
  Testecleese: No, that's not true. That's not true. That's not what it was. It was what the exit number is.
• 2:06:31
  Testecleese: Federally, the exit number was whatever the mile marker was.
• 2:06:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:36
  Testecleese: Massachusetts is just that the next exit was the next number.
• 2:06:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:06:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, so I went from living off of exit 12 to exit 35. And when I went back to Massachusetts, they're like, what the fuck? Where's exit 12? Like, oh, yeah.
• 2:06:52
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 2:06:53
  Testecleese: It still says old exit 12.
• 2:06:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, nice. Yeah.
• 2:06:56
  Testecleese: But I'm like, what the fuck? Oh yeah, but it's 35 miles. Like, I
• 2:07:01
  Testecleese: I want to be able to count the exits, not my miles.
• 2:07:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:07:05
  Audio shared by Testecleese: thank you All right.
• 2:07:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Take your time, Brian.
• 2:07:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah.
• 2:07:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It's been a treat.
• 2:07:15
  Brian McFadden: I'm cutting it.