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Episode 27: Bad Sheep · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: And you conquered right your way. Conquers are just emerging,
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  Speaker 1: teaching the lead about conquers. And because like this, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't take it easy on him. I didn't take it
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  Speaker 1: easy on him. Oh no, no, you've got to learn.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he he kind of looked at me. There
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  Speaker 1: was that moment where he looked at me when Dad,
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  Speaker 1: you just clatter my knuckles with it. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: it's that conqueror son. That is a big school.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad to see. I'm glad to see.
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  Speaker 2: It's still a thing out their way as well, even
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  Speaker 2: though like we will be technically city folk. You know,
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  Speaker 2: horse chestnut trees. Hate to see a kid coming around here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't, Like I wouldn't. I didn't even know they were
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  Speaker 1: called horse chestnut trees until I was about twenty. Conquerors
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  Speaker 1: fell out of a tree, That's all I cared about,
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  Speaker 1: and then straight home with a drill and then shoelace
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  Speaker 1: through it. And if you're right, that bad bustard, you
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  Speaker 1: dip it in envarness.
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  Speaker 2: And there was all sorts of ball, this kind of crack.
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  Speaker 1: I was pumping them with PVC orv PVA and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Just the secret hard painting the ball Baroness what you
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  Speaker 1: were doing. Literally, I was painting the ball baron is
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  Speaker 1: what I was trying to do. And I was if
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  Speaker 1: you dipped it in a very light varnish now you'd
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  Speaker 1: want to, you would might have got mad, like the
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  Speaker 1: right tik stuff. Yeah, you know you just a little.
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  Speaker 1: It was exactly what it says on the tin. I
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  Speaker 1: got caught a few times now, to be fair, mine
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  Speaker 1: just would not crack like he wouldn't crack this thing
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  Speaker 1: with a you know, fourteen pounds ledge lug. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was done with him. But many a knuckles suffered
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  Speaker 1: as a result. But I as did my own there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't put it all down to conquer damage. But
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, I would say early onset arthorizers
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  Speaker 1: will probably come around as a result of it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, how early can it beat him? When you
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  Speaker 2: stack everting up, it's probably a well over you at
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  Speaker 2: this stage. Hello everybody, and welcome to the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show. By the way, I'm Jerry McBride.
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  Speaker 1: That's Tom.
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  Speaker 2: O'manhoney yet and I nearly forgot my name Tom, But
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  Speaker 2: we're here talking conquers. We'll talk other stuff now in
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  Speaker 2: a second time. But I'm gonna tell you one thing, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: to conquers, yes, but there was another game we played
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  Speaker 2: up their way more so than conquers.
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  Speaker 1: It was hardy's hardy's. I don't know what was hardis.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we didn't I don't know hardy. A hardy head
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  Speaker 1: was like a.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what they're called, but it's like it's
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  Speaker 2: like a stalk that grows in grass and it's got
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  Speaker 2: like a black bull. But the top of it we
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  Speaker 2: call them a horsetails. A horsetail, we call them hardies.
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  Speaker 2: And the same idea was, I I had to whip
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  Speaker 2: your hardy and see if I whipped the head of
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  Speaker 2: it without whipping men off.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get me? I mean it sounds phalic and
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  Speaker 1: what we're at here like, but we are still talking
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  Speaker 1: about actual grown things you pull up out of the ground.
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  Speaker 1: People like you know what I mean. Don't be anybody
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  Speaker 1: getting Hey, were the two buys what kind of you know? Look,
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  Speaker 1: it's what it was. Tom. We just got hither and
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  Speaker 1: banged our hardies together exactly, and you the other The
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  Speaker 1: idea was that you actually smashed it so hard that
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  Speaker 1: you ripped the head off the other guy's hardy off.
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  Speaker 1: This is taking a nose dive. This this pie cast
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  Speaker 1: early doors. Yeah we didn't. I think horse whips is
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  Speaker 1: what we called it. That works too, Yes, fair, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't care if I got if I if I if
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  Speaker 1: I ripped the head off their one. I just went
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  Speaker 1: with their hand. I didn't care. I was just violent
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  Speaker 1: country lads, just trying to take the hand. That's exactly feral,
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  Speaker 1: untamed non on bits of skirting and architrave and just
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  Speaker 1: you know, to let us actually in with society. Was
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  Speaker 1: someone says their first mistake. We should have been left
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  Speaker 1: as an uncontacted Amazonian tribe that we were where I was.
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  Speaker 2: Just leave us, leave it hilled us when they had
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  Speaker 2: the chance.
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  Speaker 1: The Sentinel, the Sentinel island of the countryside, of Irish countryside.
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  Speaker 1: Just leave them where they are. They're just too violent,
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  Speaker 1: just chucking spears at people and ever whatever we get
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  Speaker 1: our hands on.
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  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of too violent, we've got a hell of
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  Speaker 2: a show coming up for you here, folks, and I
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  Speaker 2: gotta tell you the threat of violence runs throughout it.
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  Speaker 2: For new listeners, horry all keeping we are stand up comedians,
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  Speaker 2: currently working and lapsed.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll heay, you know, gotta get going. Let me
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  Speaker 1: know what I got. I got plenty of gigs for you.
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  Speaker 1: I got place the war chest.
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  Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying, Like, how close to
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  Speaker 2: my house is it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I was gonna say, right, if mcrice can spend
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  Speaker 1: less than tenors about the diesel and getting there, then
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  Speaker 1: you got him. You got him. You know that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You could cut McBride on the lineup. But listen, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we do this podcast every week.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we haven't fallen out with each other yet,
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  Speaker 2: and we hope you haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Fallen out with us either. Give you a little rundown
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  Speaker 1: what we do.
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  Speaker 2: We do a couple of segments in the fort ones
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  Speaker 2: coming your way right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's where we take.
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  Speaker 2: Apart the big news of the week, the brew, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: the scuttle, but the weekly what have you. This is
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  Speaker 2: a very complicated case, mad, You know a lot of
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  Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot of what.
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  Speaker 1: Have you, and uh, a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 1: in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: This is proper news, now, jar, this is proper news news.
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  Speaker 1: This is and I was rooting around their arts pocket
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  Speaker 1: or down the back of the sofa for an out
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  Speaker 1: bit of news. This is proper news. Now this is
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  Speaker 1: the one. This is. This has been all over my
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  Speaker 1: timeline on every social media platform that I'm on. It
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  Speaker 1: it's very exciting, very exciting and a tale of the times.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm surprised it hasn't happened a lot similer, but
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  Speaker 1: it was news to me that it was news that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a thing already. There you go, tell him what
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  Speaker 1: it is, Tom, So air Lingers have announced and just
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  Speaker 1: like post Malone becoming country and Beyonce giving it a
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  Speaker 1: go and every other who who thinks well knows what
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  Speaker 1: way the wind is blown, air Lingers have now announced
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  Speaker 1: direct flights from Dublin to Nashville, Tennesseeshville the home of
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  Speaker 1: jelly Roll and whoever whoever else is That's the only
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  Speaker 1: person I could think of that that was your go
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  Speaker 1: to Tom jelly Roll. It seems to all he seems
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  Speaker 1: to do. And every time I see a clipper was going.
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  Speaker 1: And if you dream, you can be from Nashville too.
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  Speaker 1: So that's I mean, he's along with every other fellow
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  Speaker 1: that seems to be. But it's a home with the
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  Speaker 1: grand Ole Opry home off.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, if you've got to country music, you can say no.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got a dream in the country, that's where
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  Speaker 1: you First things.
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  Speaker 2: First things, have you ever been to Nashville?
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  Speaker 1: No, And it is on the boocket list, It is
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  Speaker 1: on the bucket list.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you I've never been to Nashville. The closest
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  Speaker 2: have been country in Western wise, to such an establishment
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  Speaker 2: as Gatlinburg in mid July.
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  Speaker 1: I was yet, No, I was getting Burg in Midjuely
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  Speaker 1: whe there's beer and everything, and obviously kicking and sweating
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  Speaker 1: and the blood and and the fighting with with your
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  Speaker 1: outlet after you found out. Just so, that's a great
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  Speaker 1: that's a great reference. I would love to stand on
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  Speaker 1: the corner of Winslow and Arizona too, Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, just through those moments. For me,
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  Speaker 1: there would be better than any leaning against the tower
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  Speaker 1: apeas I think, just stand on the corner crack. I
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  Speaker 1: would be that nerd to stand on the corner of Winslow,
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  Speaker 1: Arizona or get to Gatlinburg or or whatever. But Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a bit tweet and whatnot. But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, you know, I was listening to Dermot
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  Speaker 1: Kennedy at the minute he's there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, just to right what is going on in Nashville,
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  Speaker 2: because I know a couple of people that play music
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  Speaker 2: that are in Nashville as we speak, and a couple
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  Speaker 2: of other people that have gone over just on their
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  Speaker 2: halliers and jolliers to Nashville. So there is there is
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  Speaker 2: there some thing going on. You try to wait there time,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to google what's going on in now?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think there's it hasn't come up. What if
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  Speaker 1: there's anything in particular going on that might be. But
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  Speaker 1: what I seem to see is like I know, we're
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  Speaker 1: Derman Kennedy. He was on Theophon's podcast, and there's his
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  Speaker 1: whole reason for being there is that just I suppose
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  Speaker 1: collaborating with other artists. But people just never seem to
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  Speaker 1: stop doing country music and just doing music. In Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: There's yeah, there's studio. Fun never stops where where in
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  Speaker 1: Dublin now where there's either a doughnut joint or a
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  Speaker 1: new barbershop, there is studio to record something in Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: do you know that kind of way? Like yes, So
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  Speaker 1: it's it's everywhere and anywhere, Like you can't poke your
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  Speaker 1: head around the corner to somebody trying to write a
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  Speaker 1: song for you or trying to collaborate with you to
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  Speaker 1: do something. It's continuously seems to be like the Edinburgh
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  Speaker 1: Fringe Festival.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm looking at it here and it's I just
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: looked up Nashville festivals and there are several happening right now,
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  Speaker 2: like you know, not necessarily the once moll and Done
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  Speaker 2: list to environ Ament Long Festival. It's just like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. It's this, this is happening.
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  Speaker 1: Which that's pure America, isn't it? Like they would milk
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  Speaker 1: it to death. I guarantee it all year round, do
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  Speaker 1: you know the kind of way, Oh, welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: you know, the the Boots and Stirrups Festival for three days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and next week it's the Saddle Festival.
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  Speaker 2: We'll work our way from one end of the horse
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  Speaker 2: to the next.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly it like, And you know, none them would know.
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  Speaker 1: And there seems to be like they're, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: it's a bit on the tweet side in some ways.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a there's a great movie and I can,
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  Speaker 1: for the life we remember she's a she's I think
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: she's a Scottish actress and she often plays an American,
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  Speaker 1: but she does I could be wrong, could be the
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  Speaker 1: other way around, but she does an unbelievably good Scottish accent,
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  Speaker 1: and she's a cleaner, but she's a fantastic country singer
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  Speaker 1: and she makes her way to Nashville.
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  Speaker 2: And it doesn't is that that lady Kelly? She was
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  Speaker 2: in Trainspoton?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's her, Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, And there does
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  Speaker 1: seem to be atween us to it. And there's a
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  Speaker 1: couple of people that went to school with that went
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  Speaker 1: on to be country singers. I know, this is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: People are going what that just happens? Yeah? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: went to school and people became a doctor. I went
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  Speaker 1: to school and some people went on to become professional
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  Speaker 1: country singers. It's a thing that happens in both Big
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  Speaker 1: Bride's part of the world and my part of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Two counties very famous for her country singing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the here's the thing, tom now, and I you know,
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  Speaker 2: I hate it.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I know a couple of boys went on
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  Speaker 2: to be country singers as well. You don't seem to
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  Speaker 2: have to How would I not throw anyone a little
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  Speaker 2: bit here now you don't seem to have to be
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  Speaker 2: able to write your own songs, or it seems to
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  Speaker 2: be perfectly alright to just, you know, do your favorite
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  Speaker 2: country songs from elsewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry, that is music the world over. But yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: right with the country music thing. That is. They seem
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  Speaker 1: to like I did the warm up, the crowd warm
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  Speaker 1: up for the Lately show for you know, I did
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  Speaker 1: about a dozen of them, and I did the Country Specially.
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  Speaker 1: Who books that, Tom? Get me that? Yeah, you'd like that.
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  Speaker 1: You'd like that in and out in fifteen minutes, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. Chips Good sandwiches anyway, if nothing else,
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  Speaker 1: but I saw the Country Special and it there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: one original song there, And it would seem that nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants an original song at all. They want stuff that
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  Speaker 1: they've heard already from many a year ago. Like one
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  Speaker 1: of the most famous ones that probably in his version,
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  Speaker 1: broke the internet was what's the Namelish Nathan Carter Fine
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  Speaker 1: singer the wagon Wheel is not his song? You know that's,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. I don't even know if it is. There's
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  Speaker 1: another chap that sings that had had it famous anyway
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  Speaker 1: in the in the nineties. Now it could be I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't and I'm sure I wouldn't imagine Dylan sings
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  Speaker 1: it like that, you know, no, No, that's you. Just
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  Speaker 1: you just take And even if you you know.
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  Speaker 2: A friend of the podcast, Marty Moon here with Hit
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  Speaker 2: the Diff. If you look up Hit the Diff, there's
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: some other chap called Richie Remus has Had to Go
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: and you're watching it Ritchie Buddy, It's only it's only just.
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  Speaker 1: Out and you couldn't write your own song there. But
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  Speaker 1: I think we drew Martin down on that actually, and
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  Speaker 1: he was like, I know, I don't mind, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, Marty's Marty's a nice chap. Though I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he come on the podcast. I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think it's along the
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: same lines as as joke stealing, you know that. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's it's it's okay, it's an open season if
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  Speaker 1: you're not making a ball of money off and claiming
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  Speaker 1: it's yours. I guess so. But yeah, but yeah, now
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  Speaker 1: that it's it's definitely kind of opened the door. And
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  Speaker 1: I think, I I think I'm gonna I would if
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  Speaker 1: I can convince herself. And if there's something there would
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  Speaker 1: surely be something for the young ful to do in Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I will say this basically, I don't know what's
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  Speaker 2: in Nashville problem. To be honest with you. It could
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: be like, you know, all night knife fights for all
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  Speaker 2: I know, and there's no place to bring a child.
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  Speaker 1: But it seems nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. In Gatlinburg it was you could sit
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  Speaker 2: out in a bar and sip moonshine. I did it
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  Speaker 2: and listen and listen to bluegrass music all night long.
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  Speaker 2: And then next door there was crazy golf for the kids. Okay, right,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? And like two dogs
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  Speaker 2: up it's like a Ripley's believe it or not, like
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: it's there are tourist places again.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, like you know, they I was poo poo.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember being at a rugby match one time.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Jesus Christ, they've gone, you know, the the
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  Speaker 1: fireworks and they've they've cheer leaders now and who's not
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: here for the sport? And I remember watching it was
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: some it was some baseball inside baseball stadium thing that
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: they were just shown at this state of the art
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: stadium and all around the edge they had like play
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  Speaker 1: zones for kids. Yeah, and like hot tubs that adults
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  Speaker 1: could rent in front of fifty sixty thousand people and
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: sit in their hot tub and be served drinks on
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: pitch side or whatever it's called.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you one thing, they don't miss a They
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  Speaker 2: don't miss a trick.
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  Speaker 1: Like here you go to the sports ground, which is
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  Speaker 1: a professional rugby pitch in Galway, and there's a dog
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  Speaker 1: track around the outside of it. Yeah, is that something
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  Speaker 1: for the children to do? Yeah, don't you worry? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get them better on the dogs. Yeah, it'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, So I would definitely, definitely. I mean I
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: say it almost every episode we come up with a
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: place that The Toma Jerry Show should definitely go. I
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: think Nashville would fit us very well.
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  Speaker 2: Joe, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you a
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  Speaker 2: question here now, okay, and then we can we can
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  Speaker 2: rock on with the rest of the show. Would you
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  Speaker 2: in Nashville take on with singing? Because I gotta tell you,
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: if you walk into Nashville you got the mustache going on.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I dare say you've got a bolo tie somewhere in
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  Speaker 2: your possession. If not, we'll get you on right.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say there's one in here. There's something with real
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  Speaker 1: tree came out. Okay, we profession into a tie.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never heard you sing right, but I've heard
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  Speaker 2: country music, and I'd say you're not.
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  Speaker 1: That far off. I can fake it enough, jir that
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  Speaker 1: you'd go, I can he sing. I'm not fully sure
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  Speaker 1: he knows all the words, and he can. I can stay.
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  Speaker 1: If a singer jerk can stay, can has this range?
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  Speaker 1: The actually I have this range here. I have just
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I can stay in I know my lane, and I
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: can just about stay in there with the with the
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  Speaker 1: odd song, you know what I mean. If it's not
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  Speaker 1: too bit high and it's not too low, I can
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  Speaker 1: kind of hide around in the middle, which is a
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: complete cheat, Like you know what I mean. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: not I'm not really I'm not a I can't really sing,
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  Speaker 1: but I can fake it. If you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: People go, I think he can sing, but if an
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  Speaker 1: actual person who has an ear for it would go,
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  Speaker 1: you know you.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Know what I'm going to tell you, Tom. That gives
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: us about twelve months for me to learn how to
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: play the keyboard rock up McBride Noman in Nashville. Oh
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: my god, yeah, and the Bear.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Oh that'd be good, that'd be good.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Like you know, we've done it again, Tom, I'll tell
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: you we're filling up the calendar with imaginary things we're
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: going to do.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: We get we head off to Nashville, can you. I
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: swear to god, I'm not saying we're going to get
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a record label, right, but I guarantee we get a
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: residency in some some pub, some pub somewhere, because we'd
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: have a bit of the owl patter as well, you know,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: in between the songs, like we'll be all right for well,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be managing you.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I'll just be walking into a bar and I'll be like, well,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: mcclent over here decided that he wants to play in
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: your bar tonight. It was like, well they can sing.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, can you sing, buddy?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Look at him? Let's sing, shming what? Just look at him,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: he's the most over here.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: And feel his hands, sir, look at the early artriters
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: on them.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Because you're asking me any sing. I love that to
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: be like, say no more, sign him up? You know what?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I mean without without a barbing song, just going everything
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: everything adds up for me. Yeah, I'm not do you
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: know what I remember hearing from it was an agent
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: that it was a person who worked for an agency
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: in Australia fucking comics and stuff like that, and I'm
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: sure I no doubt singers and actors as well. But
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: they were talking about comedians and when what they would
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: look for and being funny was like heard a fourth yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all about marketability, like
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: are you a certain demographic? Are you this, this and this?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: And can we put you on a poster? Do you
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: look good? Yeah? You know? And will you slot into
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: what we need right now because you know, oh we
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: already have an Irish guy sorry you know or whatever.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: But then they got to the funny bit and I
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, I mean we can just cheat that,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: like you know, we're just yeah, we can just yeah,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: we can grow bar you.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: In places where I wouldn't be here if you weren't
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: at least assured of yourself, you know.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: And then it's the same thing with the music thing
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: to just rub my hands and go well, by Jesus Christ,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: they feel like about sixty sixty great, sixty great. His
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: mustache and his mustache talks for himself and Christ Almighty.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's he walks in here like he's he's
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: walking through mud. He's got that walk.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: So you just have you just have a Mike cable
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: tongue on, like where do I plug this in?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Right over there and you're there your white colonel suit,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, is a great name to it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Colonel McBride, and the cigar on the whole, like now
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: you just I don't know why I'm doing the accent
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: and the selling point is that we're not American but
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: here yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Are we off the mark on Nashville, ladies and gentlemen?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Will it show us up and spit us out?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Or is it the perfect place for Tom and Jerry
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: to Hey, you can let us know in the comments.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: But for now, Tom, let's move on with the rest
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: of the show because this next segment I've been waiting
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: to get onto this. Oh my god, yeah, all right,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: this is this one. Lads, guys, ladies and gentlemen of
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry listenership. We've had some lads in
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: the this lad segment, right, We've had some people that
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: have been like this lads. But I swear to God,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: this lad might be this lad of all this lads.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: So Tom, let's talk about him in a segment where
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: we discussed the lad of the week.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: This lad.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? It has to be the greatest,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: this lad? Because I've been messaged twice. My wife met
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: sent me this for the show, and at least three
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: times I've gotten it off people who listen to the show,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and then you sent it to me. It was like,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, at what point am I actually going to
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: send this and speak to Jerry about this guy? Because
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: it seemed to catch me at every time, you know,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: when you're about to do something else and you put
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: the phone down. I would definitely this And Jesus Christ,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you came across it because I
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: almost miss send it to you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Every time I see it, Tom, I have to read
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: it again. I'm like on wit, like, yeah, it catch the.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: People up here so that we can really so that
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: we can really get into this now. Okay, So a
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: man has been arrested here and he's after getting six months.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's suspended or full on in Montana, fine,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: fine state. If you follow Yellowstone, lovely looking spot essentially.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Home of evil, can evil for long terminals.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, So he's been sent to six
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: months in prison, so it would seem it's not going
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to suspend it. I'm sure he'll you know, it's not Ireland, Tom,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: so he has to surface time. I don't fully know
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: because I would wager that we can get into it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: But let's get into they have to look up something
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: to charge this man with Jesus Christ. So his name
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: is Arthur Schubert eighty one, now eighty one. He essentially
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: got six months for loaning a giant one hundred and
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: thirty five kilo trophy sheep. No, and there's one in
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: particular that they it was the exhibit A in court,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: and it was a guy called they nicknamed the Montana
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Mountain King. So essentially, Arthur eighty one he legally imported
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: parts of the of the world's largest species of sheep
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: from Kyrgyzstan mountaineer region formerly the Soviet Union. A lot
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: of lads with beards living around there. Tough place to
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: grow up. Sheep are hardy, yes, a place for anybody.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Let a loan sheep.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: To be fair, you gotta you know, you gotta come
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: out swinging if you're going to be a Gurgustan sheep.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And he used that to create clone embryos. God bless America.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Where does a private man you and I jer if
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: we wanted to clone anything is an impossibility unless we've
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: got somebody on the inside of some state of the
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: art lab. This fella went down to his seven eleven
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: and right next door there's a fucking cloning shop. Get
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the Jurassic Park machine there, please, So the result of
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: embryos he implanted in use in his Montana ranch, which
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: resulted in genetically poor or pure Marco polo ar gali.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: So this was a spot on you know what. We
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: deemed an all right one going okay there and in
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: danger species that can way up to one hundred and
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: thirty five with horns one point five meters wide. That
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: jar for our imperial listeners is five foot yes foot
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: wide horns, yes, one hundred and thirty five clicks sixteen
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: stone is one hundred twenty five is twenty so it's
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: a twenty A twenty two stone sheep yet has five
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: foot wide horns, yes, and.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Why was he doing these things?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Why was he cloning these massive sheep? I was to
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: put him out on hunting ranches, you know, to put
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: them out on ranches, because Montana's huge, there's mountains, there's
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: open fields and all the rest of it. He was
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: to put them out. And I guess you'd market him
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: to hunters who would never shot such a thing, and
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: would go, I will pay you fifty grand to go
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: out and shoot one of them yaks. And he was thinking,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: we're Quid's in, do you know. Let's assume he had
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: he's probably about a million and a half in for
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: bringing over the parts of the sheep. And then you see,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: he didn't stop there, right, He then used semen from
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: that sheep and impregnated various various He went mad. He
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: started playing god. Arthur started playing god. I started impregnating
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: big ol sheep that he already had not by himself,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: though no, I wouldn't. He wasn't impregnate in the sheep
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: the top. No, well, he was buying, he was taking this.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he was getting semen off.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: The new lad that he had, the Marco Polo, a
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: guy like the bear fashion Way Tom.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: That's fairly effective. It was Yeah, okay, he was pulling
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: off sheep I'm guessing in an coke bottler. But he
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: wanted he wasn't happy with one hundred and thirty five clicks.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: He wanted to make some sort of yoke that they
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: would make a B rated movie about that attacked the town.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: He wants he's two hundred kilo sheep.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing in essence, he's making these resident evil sheep
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: to let out on a ranch to play the deadliest game,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: which is hunting.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm bad enough, bad enough. They were like, okay,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, now you want to make a monster. So
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: essentially what the court came out and said it was, look,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: yeah you know it's it's it's on Montana in is
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: what they said. So he's carrying on like this. It's
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: not the It would definitely be like his actions striking
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Montana's native wildlife species, because of course he did that
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: yoke decides I'm having this patch, by the way, and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the regular mountain gold or mountain sheep that's there. Say
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: he's come a big wre and he's still only one
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: hundred this year, could be two hundred kilos by the
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: time of raw, uncut muscle with a kyrgyzstant attitude, probably
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: had a beard and everything.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Five white antlers and a nice fuzzy, warm sheepy fleece.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So it's actually like, this is the thing. This has
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: gone on before to the point that they actually had
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: to make an act like a breeding. So this is okay.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't like, what the hell are we going
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: to charge this man because I'm not seeing the crime here, tom.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: So they're they're called undulates like and they can go
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: up and down hill and I knew, but probably this
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: act is called the Lacey Act, so it's actually a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: thing cop on like you don't be like you you're
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: in violation of the Lazy Act.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: So it would seem creating these fucking biohazard cheap exactly.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: So lads were at this enough, you know, like you go,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, we've never seen the like it is. No,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: it would seem at least in a Montana anyway, because
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: apparently there's more billionaires per square meter in Montana than
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: there is anywhere in the world because they just there's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: such fruitful land there or whatever.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're making all of this mutant sheep money yeah,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: can you tell me that this wasn't the first time
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: that's ever happened.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: So, like the Montana law enforcement that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Rock up to this dude's ranch and get penned into
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: their cars with a massive sheep that's like goring up
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: the side of the of the state patrol car and
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: they're just looking at it going like this shit again.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally to the point that they had to bring
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: in one five seven. It's another massive sheep. Somebody, they're
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: not someone through the book of going once A five seven,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: what's no, they know it by heart. They know what
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: it is. This ship goes down a lot. Montana is
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a fucking huge You don't have to see your neighbor
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: at all. At all. You might have to chop her
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: over to your neighbor's place. So I guarantee. Yeah, lads
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: have been at this for youngs and this fella might
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: have still been at it for a while. This might be,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know, this might be like this might be
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the numbers, you know, number four. He might have gotten
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: to this point like to have the mula and the like,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: how do you hello, Kyrgyzstan.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Kyrgyzstan is send me your angriest sheep.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It's a known mad spot. Do you know what I mean?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Like like so hello, big success, hell big. Then you
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? This is where needs the sheep?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: There are two two they're two. They're two exports are
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: mad sheep, semen and plutonium. Do you know? These are
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the things that.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: These chands together, Buddy, Like, okay, so what if Chap
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: was doing this is the this is like I'm not
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: going to say this is something like this is actually
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Batman villain stuff.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Like this, this is exactly what poison Ivy used to do.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: She used to breed plants together to to to make
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: like the world's most poisonous plant or the world's most
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: snappingest thing. And he's breeding and cross breeding to get
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: the world's deadliest sheep with the intention that he can
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: sell fifty dollars tickets to guys that want to go
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: out and bowhunt these bastards.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I guart like if at least
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: poison Ivy horse shit stayed where it was, that sheep
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: can come down to your house and go I'm taking
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: your car, like you call that sheep sor when you
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: see it, like.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You know, like there's no there's no chasing this man down.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: He's like the rambo of sheep. It's like, oh, we
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: got him. Now there's mountains all around him. No, that's
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: where he thrives. Yeah, that's where it's in his DNA
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: to climb. Man.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Literally, he's called an undulate for anybody wondering what where
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: did that work come from? To look at a lumpy
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: piece of ground, you go, that terrain is undulating. In
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: other words, it goes up and down. It's in his feet,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: his head. And now he's got a like a mitstabish
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: pigero bullbars growing out of his head. Like if they're
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: five ft wide, they've gotta be tickness. They probably gotta
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: be like a wabon pipe curl's.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: He's got horns as thick as a freaking pringles can
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: coming at your baby.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean they smash for a living. That's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: what they do. They smash into each other like that
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: thing if it turns on you, Like, alright, you can
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: have the gun. You have the gun, chase me. How's
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: that don't need it. I can run as fast as
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: a race horse up the side of a mountain after you.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make this fun.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: You know you're there you're there, like I gotta okay,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I got him, like I hit him with a head shot.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Oh brilliant.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: You shot him in the thickest, hardest part of his body.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: You shot not in palic. Just annoyed him. You just
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: annoyed it, vexed them. Whatever about the hunting and all
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the rest of it. I mean, there's plenty for him.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: The eat note doubt it's the it's the other lad's
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: wandering around, the other pearl sheep who were just just
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a regular show on the sheep sized sheep. There he
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: is sitting knitting his own fleece in the corner of
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: some field in Montana, and all of a sudden, sheep
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: brutus steps through, like with chest muscles you.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Know of sheep comes at you. Yeah, like okay, so
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: then and and and our little sheep is just there.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: He's about the size of to Henry Hoover's together, like
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: you know, just a regular sheep. He's just not a
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: bother on him. And this thing just literally comes and
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: like tramples him into the ground, all while searching for
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: the foolish millionaire who's out here with a bowie knife
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: and like commando stripes on his face. Thinking that he's
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: going to take this guy down. You're again not seeing
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: a crime here, Tom to be see, here's the thing.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I know it's not man's place to play god, but like.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I think his mistake was getting caught. I guarantee you
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: this is the carry on it's going listen to. There
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: are more tigers in Texas than there are in the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: whole world out in the wild American. Yes, I'm gonna
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: need to pull up citation on that time. I've got
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: a policy of not just I'm telling you, but they're mad.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: This is the thing. They're fucking mad in America. They'll
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: just do. If you have enough yardage around you, you're going,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Is anybody looking now, I'm gonna get two hundred kilo
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: sheep going, and uh, I'm gonna have a tiger as well.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Sure who who said they're a good head? Well made?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And I think I know, I know I said every
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: episode America is mad. The fact that this fella like
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: he didn't quote a whim. You buy you buy a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Reno scenic jure sight on scene sometimes because you just
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: need a fucking car, right been there, But by Jesus Christ,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: you don't send off the Kyrgyzstan for bits of a
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: sheep that you need to clone and then start jacking
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: off said sheep, knew sheep. When you make the monster,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: did you want to make another monster because you found
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: another big sheep to do at home? This isn't something
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: he was doing on Tuesday evenings after going to the
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: driving range. This motherfucker had literally that time on his
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: hands and that kind of mula, and I guarantee he
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: already had a gang of LEDs going. You make that
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: yoke and let's set it free. I'll pay your ball
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: of money just to shoot one, just to shoot it. Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, because, like you know, we're from a
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: rural background. So the idea that you would buy expensive
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: bold seamen and put it in your finest cow and
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: have fine calves and sell them at market is not
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: new to anybody. That's that's that's that's where, that's where
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: your beef comes from.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say. But the fact that he was
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: doing all.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: This to create like the ultimate killer so that you
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: could then go out and hunt it makes me ask
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: one question, Tom, one question alone.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, why do he stop there?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: What else could he have done to make this a
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: more vicious killer, like could he have thrown in a
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: little bit, you know, could he have gotten some like
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: rattlesnake teeth or something in it, or like some like
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: some sort of venomous claws.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, like in for a penny, right, I think
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go with something something in the area,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and definitely sneaks or bears. I think the sheep a
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: sheep bear would be hilarious. Can you bear in there?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Imagine a bear with five foot curly horns bring off
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: the side of his head, and yet he can run
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: up the side of the mountain like a mountain goat.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: He can actually like those fellas, those ibexes that can
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: actually sit on the side of a cliff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: that's yeah, yeah, that's that's a a bear doing that. Jesus.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like we've got this chap in Montana, this John
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Hammond type that's just out here playing god ah make
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: it fly like oh yeah, hey, eagle wings or something.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: One hundred like absolutely bald eagle wings sticking out the
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: side of it. Now it's death from above.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Do you think do you think when the when the
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: cops raided is I'm only assuming Tom that he has
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: a compound. I mean, you didn't say that, but I'm
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: just everything about this just screams compound.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: He's not doing this out of the boot of his insignia,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, Like he's.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: When when when the raid is right, and so they've
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: got like he's got these bebop and rock steady looking
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: sheep here just like smashing into everything, taking the go
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: into the barn and that all the wounds that didn't
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: quite make it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: That's and they're all like this might kill me. Kill me.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I am an abomination to God.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I have no thumbs to pull the trigger. Help me.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Only ship. We got a one fifty eight in here.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: All the ones they tried, you know, all they want.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: He just went down the root of like hybrids that
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you thought, like ones with gills and stuff like yeah, yeah,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: yeah sheep that can go under water. But unfortunately that
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the their fleece just fills up like and he can't
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: work it out. He's like, good God, like there's going
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to be Yeah, he should have been doing that as well. Tom.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, you know, it's one.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Thing, okay, so if you're paying fifty grand a hunt sheep, right,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: fair enough, but like on top of what science can
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: give him in terms of cloning an animal and you know,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: messing around with genetics to make it God for the
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: faster baby, Like he should have been like you with
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: your Congress, he should have been varnishing that thing.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would have given it knives for feet,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just just like just like put like spice and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: shit and I'm like the Legion to Doom, you.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Know, yeah, just armor plate them, you know, and just
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: be like get it there.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Boy, this sounds like a Black Mirror episode. More than that.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: That was like we're adding nothing to it, Like we're
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: adding tiny.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Little bits of crazy on the top of it. Crazy.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It was all there to begin with. If it's a
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: brand new product, right, he's come up with it, say
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: he's right, he's made this market poloo. But then he
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: crosses it with some absolute beast here and his stuff.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want the name sheep in there. I don't
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: want to be hunting a sheep. Oh no, this not
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: being a sheep a while ago, Yeah, exactly. I want
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a new name, like you know, someone that X in it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Like I want something like, oh, you're going to fight
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: you know, like I know it's for gold source, but
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to shoot it's a virex,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I want to shoot an indominus rex.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, and then yeah, yes, a sheep dominus rex. Yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: sheep dominans rex. Look at that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And I cannot stress enough, Tom, Like, this guy is
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: this lad five times over? But like the icing on
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: the top of the cherry on the top of it,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: we mentioned it already, and the story is that crazy.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: We just have to kind of blow past it. This
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: lad is eighty.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: This is like some little paw paw like you know
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: with the grandkids on the lap. He's married to the
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: he's married to the pioneer woman. She's at home making
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: grits and chitlings.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: She puts his wife puts pies out on the windows.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And they get no off by the thunder and hoof
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: steps of a nearby monster sheep.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: But it's inspirational. I won't get into the names and
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the watchcolor because it's an Irish It is an Irish company.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: But there was a gentleman a couple of years ago
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and they have a they have a snack company, shall
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: we say yes? And he was the grandfather and the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: founder of it, and they're still a very successful company
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: to this day. But he had realized what way the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: wind was blown and had found himlf a little greenhouse
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: up the top there are many many hundred acre farm
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and started experimenting with cross pollinate marijuana. For he saw it,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: you know, he saw it comedy when this is the
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: way it's going medicinally and stuff. I'd like to be
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: at the cotting age. But the guy was in his eighties.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Now I think the family maybe it's maybe threw him
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: under the bus and maybe accept that. I'll go under
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: the bus for us because I want the company to
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: stay strong. Put the amount When I read the comments,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the amount of people are like this guy's a legend
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: who in their eighties is thinking about the next phase
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: of creativity when it comes to like hybreding plants and
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: stuff like.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: You just know Tom, he's in his jail cell right
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: now for six months, just scrawling on the walls.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I can make it kill faster.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Well, he's coming back to the courthouse with a flock
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of sheep, just gonna come mill through the whole thing.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh he'll be like he'll be like Jared Butler, in
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: that you know that that movie when he come back
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and got everyone intricate plans of how is the sheep?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be a sheep turn up behind Jamie Fox,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: a Jamie Fox esque solicitor and just like just put
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: his hoof over his mouth and just go to sleep
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: and just sleep a quick blade across quick sharpened.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, you know they're just gonna turn around and
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: appear at NOHR and the over the cops raiders like
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: they can cloak.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: They've got cloaking devices, woolen cloak. They don't show up
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: on the terminal. Yeah, there's sheep all all over the them, Jesus,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the spider sheep, A spider
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: sheep comes in across the ceiling. In addition to the
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Arthur got ordered to pay listen pocket change twenty grand
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: fine to the Lacy Act Reward Fund, a four grand
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: payment in a National Fish and Wildlife And wait, Jesus Christ,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the man I say like this cigarettes with and a
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars special assessment fine.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Tom would I would pay twice to find have half
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: the sheep?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking, Now you're talking. He obviously knew the
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: dangers and still drove on regardless. So yeah, there you go,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: there you go.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, Jesus Christ, there you go. This lad
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: for the week, and might that might be this ladder
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: of the year. No doubts about it, No cause for argument,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: no cause for a route, hum, no, no.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Cause for a route. But I suppose if we're getting
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: into something, you know, that was a happy moment there,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I think. But if you're getting into something, we may
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: as well have a router. We may as well have.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Don't stop.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Your You're a seasoned veteran at this, and I don't
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: know how much round we're gonna do, but I think
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: we're gonna just shake our fits.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: To those sometimes sometimes when it's a round with me
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: and Tom having a row against each other, and sometimes
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: it's just kind of throwing it open to the world
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: to get your opinion on it, because we're fairly certain
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: where we land. It's beginning to look a lot like
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a certain time a year Tom it is, And as such,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: you might be thinking what presence you get the kids
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: and whatnot, and you may fall across this product, and
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I would like to know your opinion on a Tom
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: very popular shows up on a lot of santilists shows
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: up on a lot of gifts gift ideas list. It's
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: product called Lego.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Lego We I mean we freakin I'll smith anytime, you know,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: and thank Christ. There's it swings so hard in two
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: different directions that you can't change. That's a reasonably priced
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: gorilla that he's after. There, that's that's a lot of gorilla.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Or that's a lot of strange looking dinosaur with a
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: big Yeah, that's actually very affordable. That's that's not too
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: it's meant what's that your point in that sun? Oh
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: there's a Jurassic Park version, but it's in Lego form.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Oh that's nine hundred euros. We might actually not, you know,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: dip back into the mortgage for that. What in the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: name of all of this whole and what can we
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: do with it? Like one tip and the shit falls apart.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what this is?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: This is this is where Lego falls apart. Now we
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: are literally of the eighties time we grew up with Lego,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Like there was always some breed of stick together block
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: in the house, whether it was actual branded Lego or not.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I would sincerely doubt it ever was. But you know
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna tellia you could make whatever the hell
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: you want to with right, Yeah, And I'll tell you
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: another thing. As you so wisely pointed out, it wasn't
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: more expensive than the car.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: No, no, no no. But I never there was never
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: a crib that it was an awful price. I remember.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I quickly got into Mechano after that. Like I, I
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: hadn't a lot of time for Lego. It was grand.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: We had the kind of the sheet of plastic you know,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Lego base. Yeah, and you could make little garden, big
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: houses and all the rest. But you could also make
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: swords with mechanos. So you know, I'm just saying you
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: could make throwing stars with Mechano. You can sharpen it. Yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: so horses for courses. But what's blown me away is
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: that everybody's trying to get on it. I mean, if
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: it isn't you can buy a Ford Monday out of Lego. Now, yesus, Christ,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: tone it down with you like this, where are we
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: going with this?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Like it used to be like you know, you bought
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Lego and you made a Lego house or a.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Lego yeah, with the various shaped bricks, the six the
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: sixth Nabi one, the four nab one or the two
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: nabi one and a few long ones and you're off
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: to the Yeah. Whereas now it's like, oh, you want
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: to make and I can get that. I can get like.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: The ties of a tun like you want to make
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Spider Man's house, or you want to make you know,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Doctor Stranger's spaceship, or whatever.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: The hell it would be.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: But I saw set there was like two hundred and
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: fifty year Oh, and it was a bunch of flowers.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: What it was like a bunch of flowers, To be fair,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I'd steer himself away from that. I got there as
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: quickly as I can because I know what will happen
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: with it. Like any lego that's coming around the base,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: he's he likes, he loves it. He loves building down
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: things and all the rest of it. But Jesus Christ,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: he's a young fla. We're we're moving at the minute. Yes,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and half the property was full of bits of lego
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: down the back of the sofa, underneath the leg of
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the table. Jesus Christ, it went everywhere it went. And
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: what does this go with? And what is it all?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: And if it's a team thing like it's unlike the bucket.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Did you get before was just a bucket of a yeah,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: if you got which I have been plagued with the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: fucking Jurassic Park stuff. If you lose the wheel, that's it,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: got it, the whole thing, throat in the fire. It's
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: good for nothing at that stage, you're the evidence is
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: so specific.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Now I'm rich on this one, Tom, and I'm willing
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: to hear arguments from our listenership about it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing I gotta ask.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: You can ask your questions straight up. Okayah, is lego
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: a toy or is it more like a puzzle like
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: a jigsaw?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Jeez, that's a good one. Well, I suppose if it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: got the picture, it was a toy when it was
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: in the bucket. And you make what you want to make,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and you make what you want.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, I remember telling my fond memories of making a
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: big starship enterprise out of mix them gathering a lego
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: and half it was green and half it was blaeh.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you too, you loved that too, Yeah, your
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: two tails sticking out the back of an out square.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: A bit for the big leads exactly.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: And then I was running in the hall at warp
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: speed one day and there was not two bits of
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: lego left stuff together.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Tom. She disintegrated. But that's exactly what it's supposed to happen.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: But then, Yeah, we had a neighbor Klingons, Tom, I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: know ing Ons got it at any You know, you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: get him later in life if you're not careful, if
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: you don't keep a good rouffage in your diet, like,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: but look at it. It's your own business and we're not.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I was twenty six at the time, running around your
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: own house, literally a house you owned, running around Nobody
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: can stop me. We got invited to neighbors for ours
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: and the same chap I won't name him because he
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: now he's an actor on television, which I was very
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: surprised to see the other day. I was like, oh,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: he's in that, And we got brought in to his
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: study two show us with pride his fucking I don't know,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: star Wars are wanted, Star Wars collection of Lego put
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: together yolks, and he had countless and had built shelves. Yeah,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: the same fella, probably. You know, he looked for the
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: on switch and the hammer, so I was I was
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: looking at the shelf, going fair play I mean their
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: dog shit. But you know what I mean, fair play
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you got, but like, you know, what have you done here?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Like you can't take it down and like play with
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: it and no mess around round like because as you
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: said already, Tom, the thing will fall apart in your hands.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: But and also it's not as good as if a
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: time manufacturer or that plastic and main actual copy. There's
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: edgy bits all over. I can clearly see gaps that
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: looks like it's made from bits of lego.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that and not for nothing as well, Tom,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you an absolutely does catch.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Oh that was the first thing into my head. Yeah,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: that ship like will just be riddled in dust. And
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: listened he did small like he loved him so much.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He had a small Hoover was like, and you know,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: somebody show something, Yeah, you know, and showing somebody showing
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you something that you're so deeply unimpressed with that you're
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: actually horrified. It's the wrong word, but sure. I was
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: just disgrunted by it that a grown man would be
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: at this ship. I was like, yeah, I get you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: want to, like I would want to for me, just
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like a jigsaw, I'd smash that back up and put
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: it back in the box and wouldn't count to Christmas?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It again?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: When you when you finish a jigsaw, what do you
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: do with it? The like frame it and put it
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: up like a nice picture, or do you smash it
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: up and put it back in the box?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Like what put back in the box? Because you didn't
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: make that picture that was made in a factory in
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Taiwan and somebody cut it up into jigsaw shapes and
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: all you did was put it back together. You haven't created,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: You've just solved the puzzle. Same with the starship what
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: do they call what? What's the famous one that from
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Star Wars? The millennium the millennium falcon no wings on it,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: by the way, so I don't know where it got
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: the falcon name. I you see this thing, I'm going
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: would you not just break it up and take it
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: out and try and put it back together again? Like
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: it's not a toy now and it's a show piece
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: and it's a ship show piece. Like there's edgy bits,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: there's all gaps in it, like.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And you paid five hundred euro that's I was walking
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: past mids someone I was looking at said Indominance rex
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Or whatever it was he wanted to that day.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, Chess, he's reasonable enough to price twenty
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: eight euro. I like that, that's all right, that's if
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you want that for your birthdays on then we yeah,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that's I can afford that. What is that shit beside me?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And there was two like grown ass men creeping me out?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: The two grown ass men were walking around toy shop.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I won't lie with no children in tow and they're
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: just going, I got this one and this is the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: one with the Rentstran edition. I'm like, oh fuck, oh,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: here's the other thing.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell about Lego, right, and if you like Lego,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: let us know in the comments. I like Lego just fine,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: But like you know, I don't know. Anytime the kids
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: get it in the house, I end up building a
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: tom you know.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: That's other way. But that's okay.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get an instruction book about the size of
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: the old phone books, the size of the old telephone directories.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: You get a book like that with the Lego that
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: shows you known certain terms, step by goddamn step, how
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: to put this thing together. Yeah, okay, so one of
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: my doing here, You've just given me a job in
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: a factory.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking, you're oh sorry, I'm I'm to do
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  Speaker 1: it now, is it alright? Oh yeah, you're hand it
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  Speaker 1: over to me. You're well done, thanks for me. It's
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's like if you were just.
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  Speaker 2: To drop a thousand pieces of gray plastic in front
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  Speaker 2: of me and say, there's a millennium falcon in there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: If you're smart enough to figure it out and put
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  Speaker 2: it together, you're on your own body, all right, Okay,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I see. Now that's a challenge.
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  Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's a yeah. Yeah yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta.
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  Speaker 2: Lay this all out and I gotta figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: But no, it's just like, okay, look for a four
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  Speaker 2: by two okay, and now look for a clear piece. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I have that, put that together right, and edit that,
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  Speaker 2: and then you know, sometime later in the day or
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: further into the week, if you're busy, you'll have a train.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: So you're to be applauding yourself for actually just being
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: able to follow the words in the book. Yeah Jesus, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All the pictures I put in is like putting together
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I kea furniture. Do you know what it's come to me?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I mind doing. To be honest with you, yeah, it's
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: it is, but it is.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: You can get out the house in Ikea furniture for
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: about the price of the Simpsons house in Lego.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know what's hilarious right now? But you can't
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: see people, but your your version of or whatever has
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  Speaker 1: happened to zoom two times you've stuck a tombs up
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: while counting a number, while making a point, and the
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  Speaker 1: screen has actually done a bubble like with a tom
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  Speaker 1: tomb emogive beside it not of course it's not doing
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  Speaker 1: it now that you asked, But you're a hug. You
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  Speaker 1: make a really valid point, and it has come to me.
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  Speaker 1: It has just come back to me. We have gotten
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  Speaker 1: this question. I'm more than once. Actually, do you know
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: that we've actually gotten this from parents that listen to
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the podcast? What do you make of the price of
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Lego and what like?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I'm against the tom I'm going to come you know,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: if you're curious about what I think about the price
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: of Lego.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's too dear, it's madness. It's absolutely it's
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: going to drop off the fence on that one for
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: a yoke that doesn't quite end up as you know
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: it should look It's like, oh, that's a good representation,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: know what you were going for. But look over there,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: they've made one for half the price that looks exactly
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: like it did in the movie.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: And you can smack it against the wall, you can
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: drop kick it up the field.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I can go flying down the down the hall with that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna piss their pants, like what No, And I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: do you know what? But it's like so many of
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: these things, like it almost bordered, like it borderlines its
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  Speaker 1: own version of a religion. When people are into things
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: so heavily they become interaction. Are you talking against Lego? Yeah? What?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: It just take it for its base by base places.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: It's just a team like I'm gonna I'm gonna soften up,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: and I will tell you this much.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Now, Lego a good toy if you just get a
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: mixed from gathering bucket off it and you make whatever
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: the hell you want. Yeah, and it's an eighth of
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: the price that it currently is. About that, Yeah, the
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: prices that we haven't even talked about standing on the
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  Speaker 2: bathtup and stuff.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Ah, I know that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I think that's fairly a hackey. Now, all right, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: maybe we've done maybe three times in my life.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: But it had to be mentioned for our listeners. That
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you one thing. I'm gonna cut
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  Speaker 2: it down at this Tim. Do you know it's standing
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: on lego in bare feet is sore? Do you know
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: what else is sore when you standing in bare feet?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Everything? Literally, everythings, whatever.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: You got if you stand on bare feet is not
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: going to be nice.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: And we like off the reservation when it comes to
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: lego here, let us know in the comments.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Defend your favorite pastime, defend your lego?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I gotta tell you, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: for all, for all that we've said about it, it
• 53:23
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