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Dead Man’s Bone: The Witcher Casting News & OJ Almost Played Terminator · Multiple Nerdgasm

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time for a a world first on our podcast you're wearing pants or you're sober
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it's one of the two welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I am sober oh legally enforced so
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no pants though now I will say that before he has used the word sober to
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mean not drunk yes yes he's had three or
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four drinks yeah yes just keep me level
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my last alcoholic drink was the last time we recorded an episode wow the
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entire week has gone by how do you feel that's that's well it probably does help
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that high as a kite yeah that probably does help actually
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supplementing yeah I just I'm on very strong pain like stronger well not
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Stronger Just I'm taking more of pain colors than I would normally take and uh
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yeah I can't mix this out with alcohol oh you could you could I could and it
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would be wonderful please don't remember the the ballot of Heath Ledger please
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don't do that oh my God you went there you went to Heath
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Ledger I thought he strangled himself while jerking off to an Allon twin no
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that was the inexcess guy that was that inappropriate dream you had about and we
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told you not to bring it up again then so yeah we'll see how we go on this
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episode I'm not drunk but yeah I'm luk bit strange uh if there's anything we've
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learned in the media lately it's that taking a lot of of of drugs can make you
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very racist uh you know Roseanne famously uh has fallen prey to the the
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evils of medication are you feeling a little bit I'm going to throw this
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offensive um it's not the drugs that make people racist
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cuz I actually think if anything Luke could stand to be just a little more
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racist than he is you know what I mean he's he's like deceptively
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clean it makes me nervous makes me uncomfortable going to remain that
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way man I thought things were going to get interesting feels like it's
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underwater mat I got some racism news coming up later in the episode so I'll
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just tease to that may maybe maybe I might even hold that off till the uh till the after
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party all right do you say it feels like your body's underwater just my head at the
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moment [ __ ] hell wow I don't think I've ever been on
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on medication of that sort but how how's your leg I guess is the question I'm
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pretty good that's the very painful but I'm moving it now I still can't put any
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weight on it for another 5 weeks okay do you are
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vertical sorry that does you are horizontal no no no I'm sitting I'm
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sitting at the moment he's erect yeah you are you are R my leg
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straight yeah right bent my knee a little bit and that's where it's staying
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for do you have one of those little slings you know on a little on a little
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pulley that holds your leg straight out like they do in American movies when
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someone gets into an accident oh yeah no I do not I have had that before have you
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cuz I wondered whether that's real or whether they only have those in
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Hollywood movies no that is definitely real okay but yeah I've getting to the
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stage where my my I want to scrp my stitches o yeah don't do that no well I
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can't cuz I'm wearing my Transformer pants and I can't scratch through them
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specifically those pants it's not just that you're wearing pants it's the
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Transformer pants are too thick to scratch through if I had my Avengers
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pants on I'd be in trouble but uh uh Luke you don't have to go into a
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huge amount of detail because this is not multiple medical procedure gasm but
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can you just outline roughly kind of Topline concept of what
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was done to you earlier this week okay so what they did was they what did what
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did the men do to you they cut into my tibia yeah so that's the bone on the
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lower part of your leg okay they sliced
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into that and then pulled it apart okay and then they packed in some dead
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person's bone into it oh okay we'll come back to this put a p in that really and
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then they put then they put some pins what the doctor said
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and then they stitched me up so what this has done is it's changed the way
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once I can start walking it's changed the way the weight's going to distribute
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through that leg okay great instead of it going through all one side of my knee
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it's going to even out a little bit okay so that'll essentially just make it more
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comfortable for you to walk going forward yes and I should it saved me an
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extra 10 or 15 years before I need a KN reconstruction okay well that's good
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this is all very positive now I can just take you back 10 or 15 years is a long
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time take everyone back to the Dead Man's bone you have in you right now I'm
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not sure it's a dead man okay oh yeah dead ape then I guess
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could have got boned by a female I don't know they got it from the donor Bank all
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right my question is do you know whose
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bone it is no okay if you start to
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develop Mad Skills football skills
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karate kicking skills then you to let me know immediately I will let you'll be
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the first one to know so it was quite weird because um this is the first time
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I've ever had donor bone now I've had lots of bone grafts before but they bones in
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me but theyve all come from me they've taken bone from my hips and put it in
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but yeah this one came from the donor Bank said cuz your hipbone is like quite
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big they can just keep keep CH bit
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off no um actually they can't take any more bone from my
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hips he said no yeah don't have anymore tapped that well dry like what I don't
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know whose bones we're going to use I mean there's this there's this dead
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woman here I guess we could guess we could take some of her bones out put them in
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you no it is highly
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irregular it looks like well I don't I don't know brought it up just put them in
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me I had a medical Adventure recently
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what's that like in America your
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first y there was literally a politician standing next to him when he tried to
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give money to his doctor it's actually literally the first
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time I've been to a doctor since we moved so it's been what two years now um
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I got poison ivy or poison oak or Poison
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Something [ __ ] all over me fuing plant poison somehow
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real way that I know about poison ivy is that they mention it in the Karate Kid
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and then there's like hiking movies from the 80s where somebody gets it when
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they're out camping in the bush cuz it's not it's not an Australian we don't have
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it here do we Matt were you out in the bush it here's the thing right first of all
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it's [ __ ] did you get poison ivy from a New York City
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prostitute no it was before that I've had it I still still got the rash he
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gave it to the sound right she's having to explain to clients why they're all
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coming down with poison ivy all over their dicks ni it's just poison iy
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um I don't know where I got it you've got a penth Great Western Highway [ __ ]
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there in New York City with you the it's you know they say right what you know
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um so I don't know where I got it that's the worst thing about it I noticed it uh
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I know I know exact the moment that I first noticed it but that doesn't mean
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anything cuz it can take like days or or even apparently even like a week to show
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up did you get some of it on your dick no I did not okay so we don't have to
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worry about the dick news jingle then merciful close to your dick did it get
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it got I got it on my stomach somehow I got well I I assume that's pretty close
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I I think patient zero was my forearm right cuz I can tell cuz I've got a big
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patch like a massive patch of it on my forearm
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and and I can see from I must have had my arm I must have slept you know
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without a shirt on and I've put my arm on my stomach with the oil still on so
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it literally transfers by touch it's it's oil yeah you get oil on you from a
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plant and it causes this [ __ ] horrid rash it's it's honestly I've never been
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itch which is why I was actually seriously asking if you got it on your
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dick cuz if you get it on your hands and you take a piss oh mate that would I
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I wouldn't wish that on anyone oh God it was awful so like now I still have I
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still have the rash in spots but it's much better and it's not itchy anymore
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um it's just I have a red red patches on me but so I went to the doctor I had to
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fill in a mountain of paperwork cuz like I said I've not been to a doctor here
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before and they were like well you need to give us your entire medical history
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as best you can cuz I there's no record well in case your poison IV was
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hereditary well just in general because they might you know they well they did
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they gave me I had to take steroids right like like as in steroid tablets
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and I have steroid cream to put on it and uh put a put a bit of that on your
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dick just in case you know what I mean like why not what you got to lose yeah
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see what happens that's an awful awful
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thing I advise avoiding it uh how does one avoid it but like I said like did
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you get this from a plant or did you get this from a person
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well here's the thing I don't know how I got it and I've been and
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apparently all it takes is it's it's the oil from the plant right so and not
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everybody is affected by like for example Jenna apparently uh is not
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affected by it at all like there are a percentage of people that are immune so
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someone else could have had it on them lent on a counter or
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something counter then you lent on her that's right and I've gotten the oil on
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me via transfer and then I've spread the oil all over myself cuz I guess I didn't
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didn't realize I had it on me and then just at one point I'm like what the [ __ ]
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are these bumps on my arm and then it just got worse from there well this is
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this is the America that you're all so precious about I know I'm like you people think
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[ __ ] Australia is dangerous the plants here are trying to kill me well
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that sounds disgusting mat um but I'm glad it's going away it
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was luk what was your medical condition I was about to say Luke's on medical
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grade painkillers Matt's on steroid
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cream um I've got this I've got this is beer uh it is doing nicely though damn
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you it's uh [ __ ] you yeah it's nice guys I don't want to I don't want to sugar
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coat it I've even got this new gin to try oh yeah it's called ink ink and it
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ink and it's in my pen and I'm [ __ ] delusional and desperate blue and you
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sniff it but it's actually it's actually blue like the gin's actually blue and
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evidently when you pour it mix it with tonic it turns pink oh well that is I'm
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dying to try this but I'm not allowed the boss has said no I thought we had
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the clear liquids loophole all sorted out last week Luke yeah so did I but
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yeah she didn't buy it fair enough oh Matt's back everybody oh yeah oh yeah I'm back um
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Now Matt there was a question mark over where you were uh because we thought you
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York L only comic and it's
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sgo where were you I I was I was at New York Comic Con and I talked to one of
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the uh gentleman who organizes the event about that specifically I said what's
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the deal with that and he said yeah you know what I don't
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know great great we'll have to he said we'll have to we'll have to see what
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happens because that's a thing so they pretty just waiting to get a ceist
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letter or a summons to court before they do anything which yeah for now for now
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they're going to keep going as IR ran says don't ask who'll let me ask Who'll
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Stop me we ever quoted an ran before
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gez I could do a whole segment at the end of each episode if you want
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man why not yeah so I was at New York ComiCon uh jeez man that's a [ __ ]
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that is a like I it makes me wonder do I want to go to San Diego ComiCon
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because [ __ ] it's it is packed this is the type of stuff where you basically
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you can spend your whole day just lining for one panel isn't it yes and we we had
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the benefit of of press access to certain things we get in early we could
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do certain things and still like we're only there for two days the event
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actually you know 4 days total we were there for Saturday and Sunday and I mean
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we didn't get to do everything there we did uh they had a good Omens uh setup
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for the good Omens TV shows coming out that looks really good by the way have
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you seen the Traer I've seen the trailer yeah look I mean I'm going to reserve
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judgment till I actually see it but man I loved good ens back in the day love me
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a bit of David Tenant so I'm excited about that they had like a booth set up
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for that we went through and they you know took a photo of us in the in the
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old car and everything um and then they had oh American Gods we did American
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Gods a booth there as well they have a lot of the though basically it's like
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it's a booth and then you go in and then they take a photo of you in an
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environment that makes it look like you're in the show or the movie and then
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they give you some free stuff that's pretty lot of go with it got some free
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t-shirts nice which is free t-shirts can't complain about that Donuts I
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couldn't eat them no you can't eat them
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so uh no actually well I mean not to uh I want to talk about the convention
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itself more but one of the things that was tough being in New York was doing
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the Whole 30 uh while traveling Oh yeah no uh no Street hot
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dogs no love those hot dogs no Philly cheese steaks no do you have one a
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Philly cheese steak never had one you are missing out mate you have to drive
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down to Philadelphia when you're here on our way to Disneyland I don't it's a
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long drive but sure why not okay sure it can be done for 20 hours is I think
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something like that it's I can eat sashimi Y and very few other things when
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I'm out there's no Street Sashimi in New York City though that I remember honor
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to God Matt please do not eat raw fish handed to you by someone on the
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street no no I learned that lesson I try it you would try it wouldn't you I
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remember I remember when Luke was in Thailand and he was buying street food
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and he said I want one of each and I don't want to know what any of them are
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yeah makes sense so yeah uh ComiCon was
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good uh enjoyed it it was very busy um the the American God stuff was was was
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cool was excited to see that there was a mortal engine thing too Peter Jackson
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was there doing signing a bunch of stuff if that looks good or [ __ ] I'll will
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just have to see the film I like Peter Jackson but the trailer didn't really do it for
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me yeah I know what you mean uh we'll
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see and it REM me a little of a movie I watched this week that I'll talk about a
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little later on a lot of CGI that's I feel like movies are almost cartoons now
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in a way because it's not it's not real and it's I mean I feel like it's
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noticeably not real like they've they've they've given up trying to make it look
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realistic cuz I watched we watched a bunch of movies this this week old
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movies because it's Halloween coming up so we watched the Halloween movies oh sure
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and and it's just like you know we put a camera in a spot that is a physical spot
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where we put a camera and we film things like we make things happen in front of the
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camera I mean that's that's not true they do do it but big Blockbuster films
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don't do it like it's the camera might as well be flying around in the sky for
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all yeah I hear you man I hear you yeah
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but uh yeah they had uh man an innumerable number of panels uh
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and even I noticed one thing that was a little disappointing was that there was
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some stuff we wanted to go to we didn't realize it wasn't at the convention it
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was at separate theaters nearby and you had RVP for them separately and that
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kind of stuff and we just yeah we weren't on top of all that so we didn't
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get to see uh Travis mroy doing a show and that would have been cool that would
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have been cool unfortunately didn't get to see that uh pep peeve actually about
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cons especially one is busy as New York ComicCon and I'm sure you guys have both
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experienced this in some way cosplay is great right I encourage
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that people do a great job cosplay when you're in a packed function Center and
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people are trying to [ __ ] get past and everyone's like oh let's take photos
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and then the whole the whole [ __ ] building grinds to a halt oh man and I
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feel like I don't want to be the the the [ __ ] who's like [ __ ] get out of
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the way you were the want to be that guy yeah I do want to be that guy cuz
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[ __ ] get out of the way yeah like oh man share the space I'm an old man yeah
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I'm an old man I don't have time for this that is a fantastic costume get out
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of my way look somebody's cosplaying as the uh as the the dad from Indiana Jones
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in the Last Crusade and he's grumpy he's in character and you're like just [ __ ]
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off oh get out of my way that was not quite correct it was
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fine that's better I'll tell you what one other thing we stayed at Jenna's cousin
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apartment she's got an apartment in Midtown on 36 Street on the street on
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the street yeah oh my [ __ ] man I don't know how she sleeps yeah she must just
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it's one of those things you just get used to it yeah you must but well I I am
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definitely not used to it now I live out in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere and
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it's dead well you're probably actually hearing it even more because of that
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absolutely I was oh I I don't think you could not hear it no Noank yeah it would
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have been yeah not used to it but I can speak when we lived in Orbin it was pretty
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noisy yeah yeah it was was noisy people get road rage at that roundabout in or
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yeah didn't they ever you should move to CRA always nice and quiet yeah look I'll
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move to cber luk because there is a government job that I wouldn't mind
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doing um oh what's that I assume that this exists um I want to be the guy who
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edits together the little videos that a secret agent has to watch before they go
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on a top secret mission because I was watching uh I was watching Mission
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Impossible right and before he goes on his mission they like he plays this role
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of film and it's this beautifully edited little little short film that he has to
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and then it you know it self-destruct straight after but I'm like someone had
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to make that someone put music to that someone put in graphics and stuff that's
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what I do every day right so I figured that's my retirement job when I'm ready
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to come back to Australia I'll come back to CRA I'll work for the government and
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I can make those little uh secret agent movies I'll keep some eyes out cuz I see
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stuff advertised down here I'll see if that job comes up for
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you do you know what I one thing uh at ComicCon they had the the Mortal engines
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booth and I don't know if you saw I posted it on Facebook they made a little
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video with us in it oh no I didn't saw that so what they do is right they you
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go in you line up you go they take you in they put you in front of like this
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blue screen uh green screen sorry uh cuz it's the future now the green and uh and
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then you're on a like kind of a moving platform and they flash a bunch of
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lights they play a video and you look at the screen you react to what's happening
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on the screen and then on the way out I looked at they literally had a guy
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sitting there on in Adobe Premiere editing these in real time like you got
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to see it on the way out so this guy's just sitting there [ __ ] just gunning
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it on Premier his ass off cuz that's the kind of thing you think there must be
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some proprietory software built into this like mechanism no man there's a
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slave in there doing it and uh yeah now he uh he edit he was editing it
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so they man and he did a good job in my opinion he picked some good good
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reactions did you wow actually no he was busy he was way busy
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he didn't have time for that but so did you watch the new Mission Impossible uh
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yeah I did I did watch the new Mission Impossible the one with gal but what I'm
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watching right now I'm watching your Immortal engin film uh that I'm enjoying
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very much oh are you yeah um there where you and a few other arish people not bad
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eh yeah yeah it's great yeah they they put us in costume like pretty quickly
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they got us in those costumes and got to edited that's pretty it's pretty
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impressive yeah we'll share that on the Instagram sure great instagram.com
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multipl done in real time look a movie that I saw this week um that I wanted to
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have a quick we don't have to linger on this but just while you're talking about
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movies that just seem like they just have way too much Reliance on
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CGI uh I watched Ready Player
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one oh I'm so sorry you guys have both seen this I don't know why I'm
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apologizing for it but I felt someone should apologize to you've never been a
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Steven Spielberg fan anyway Luke so but this movie was terrible would be a lie
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look look I'm not saying I love every Steen Spielberg movie um but I love most
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of them and I generally like the way he makes films this is something else
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entirely story just doesn't make any sense man it's almost like Steven
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Spielberg was trying his hardest to make a Steven Spielberg fan film like I
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almost think that this if this had been made by JJ Abrams or somebody of that
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generation who just Ador Spielberg it would have been better it would have
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been a better nage than [ __ ] Spielberg just being so on
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the nose do you feel like though so so most
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of the film is CGI right and it I feel like it's I I wasn't into it it's not my
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not for me but the segments that were in the real world where they're driving
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around in a van and stuff that felt very Spiel Breaky right so I think maybe it's
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just the fact that he passed it off he's there on set filming a he's there on set
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filming stuff it's it feels like a Steven Spielberg film he gets in the
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computer and he's like I'm an old man like he doesn't do what you want guys
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someone else yeah h yeah it looks good I [ __ ] hell what's going on I don't
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know that's my theory yeah and also that's apparently
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what great that's also uh kind of what it sounded like when you were
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impersonating um the elderly Christopher Lloyd once he started going
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CA Oh yeah that's I watched Back to Future last night did um part three and
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I'm just sort of like yeah just reminds me that I'm so sorry that he's how he is
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now yeah yeah and he's still doing
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conventions worst SLB interview I've ever seen he thought he was
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Kirk no that I think that's not fair I think he he he he knows he was in a Star
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Trek movie he doesn't care he knows Captain Kirk is who is a character in
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Star Trek and he thinks oh maybe that's who I was who cares I think that's I
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misunderstood the question and also I don't care yeah yeah I just so bad for
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rememb he was in St he another one that we should put in the corner put the
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blanket over him and just leave alone mind you if if I was if I was sat down
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with him and I had to ask him a bunch of questions about films I think I know
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everything about Back to the Future that's fine I'd want to ask him just
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about the Clue movie and Who Framed Roger
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Rabbit oh man he scared the [ __ ] out of me when I was a kid like I ran from the
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theater the first time I saw that at the end oh yeah man terrified
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absolutely speaking of running away terrified by the way speaking not clue
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clue is great though well you know clue I assume you've only seen clue on video
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like I have right uh I think it was on TV at one point when I was young and they aired
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all the different I mean I know it shows all the different endings uh but you
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know that when that was in the taped in the cinema you only got one of the
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endings and none of the marketing pointed
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were end so it just deped on what cem
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you went to as which ending you I had different that's oh that's that's three
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different endings and if you watch it on on TV or on on video back in the day um
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you saw all three endings but actually what they wanted was for people to be
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like talking next to the water cooler the next day and be like yeah yeah I saw
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that movie clue wasn't it great how in the end it turned out to be Colonel
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Mustard and and your friend would be like dude it wasn't Colonel Mustard was
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[ __ ] Mrs White yeah yeah that's that's actually awesome
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yeah they should have advertised that better because yeah they did not
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certainly did not know that when it was out at the movies no but that was the
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point but if they had advertised that they probably would have had more people
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going back to see it or to try and see yeah these days these days you would for
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sure Matt speaking of running away from things screaming though I was telling
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somebody uh the other day your um your story about The Runaway ostrich and uh
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man that story kills it it [ __ ] kills it every time yeah put a little suck on his head
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people are just swapping stories about crazy things that happened on set and
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I'm like my friend used to be a location
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manager and one day like an ostrich the
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best ostrich on the loose get out of the way it's going to kick you to
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death [ __ ] terrifying wrestling to the ground but mind you when in my story
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maybe we should give that the entire story to listen if you listeners if you
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want to know the story then you have to come get drunk with us one night because
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that is when the story comes out but Matt all I'll say is this in my story
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when the guy is tackling him he rides it for a little bit
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first so I just want you I'm glad you you've taken ownership over some I've
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just added in some story elements that I think really really driveing home
27:22
escalate the drama I'm so mad I lost the pH so listeners summary for those who
27:27
don't know what the [ __ ] I'm talking I used to be a location manager for I did
27:30
some TV commercials and some films and stuff in in Sydney and and one day Matt
27:34
and I actually worked on the same TV commercial although we didn't realize it
27:38
because he location managed and I edited a commercial once and we only found out
27:41
after the fact cuz we were chatting in the hallway of the house we both lived
27:45
in that we had worked on the same ad
27:48
what did you work on today oh um so the
27:53
uh the shoot was in uh Breakfast Point uh which is a place in Sydney which has
27:58
it's very like uniform houses and uh the idea was that some of the houses have
28:03
been done up all nice because they go to this particular department store some of
28:06
them are just generic because they don't shop at that particular department store
28:10
and uh the ones that looked nice had kind of crazy things going on and one of
28:14
the things was some ostriches hanging out in the front yard as one
28:19
does yes it turns out that ostriches are very dangerous and uh one of them got
28:24
loose uh and started legging it down the street and uh the ostrich handler was
28:29
screaming at everybody to get out of the way or it will kick you to
28:34
death and so everyone was running and fleeing uh so this guy chased the
28:40
ostrich down the street with a carrying a sock uh he then managed to catch up to
28:46
the ostrich uh hopped onit R of the OST
28:51
rode it for a bit Yeah wink wink uh and then I managed to wrestle it uh and and
28:56
pop a sock on its head at which point it uh it just shut down listeners that's a
29:02
lesson no when ostriches when ostriches can't see they think they're safe and
29:08
they calm down so if you're ever pursuing or being pursued
29:14
by a renegade ostrich whack a sock over its head that's all you got to do an
29:20
ostrich or an emu that it's an ostrich an ostrich yeah
29:25
it's [ __ ] big man and I had photos of it I had photos of the whole thing I had
29:30
like I had a photo with a guy wrestling the [ __ ] ostrich yeah cuz I I as I I
29:36
lost them all you sent me one straight away you it please send it
29:41
back but I will have to go through all my old email accounts and see if it's I
29:46
I had a hard drive malfunction years and years ago and I lost I lost a lot of
29:50
photos I had I had heaps of photos from shoots I lost them oh man if I have
29:55
everything back that was on a hard drive that died on me
29:59
yeah yeah y hey speaking of uh different
30:06
endings of shows have you seen that Netflix is going to be making content
30:11
kind of like that the the new season of black miror in particular is going to
30:15
have like a Choose Your Own Adventure style aspect only a matter of do something like
30:21
this yeah so apparently uh someone said
30:26
that there are other they they've done something like this uh I I haven't seen
30:31
anything particularly like this this this is actually literally you'll get to
30:35
uh choose your own story line new season one of the things that
30:40
Telltale was finishing up doing before they closed was they um Minecraft is going on
30:46
Netflix oh right oh the oh the Minecraft yeah The Telltale Story game yeah I
30:52
don't know if that's still going ahead because of what everything that happened
30:56
but yeah they complet shut down now they sold the rights I think to the games
31:01
that were going to finish to to other companies yeah it's come back to um Robert
31:06
Kirkman right oh yeah The Walking Dead Guy yeah yeah and he's going to try and
31:11
finish it but yeah no cuz I think it could be interesting on
31:16
Netflix but yes I don't know if if it's really going to take off it might be a
31:22
cool gimmick yeah but yeah because
31:28
I think kind of the point of a film is supposed to be someone's vision and so
31:33
if it's you know not that it's it's that's still I guess you could still say
31:38
the same thing but if you can choose the ending it doesn't really would do you
31:41
guys remember a TV series that was on Australian television in the ' 80s
31:45
called let the blood Run free where I remember the name yeah so
31:49
it was it was like a it was like a hospital drama but like a really warped
31:54
[ __ ] up that had what's that guy's name Tim Tom what's that guy's name the actor
32:01
forget it it had all those guys all the Comedy Company guys all the fast forward
32:05
guys guys yeah all of them in it it was like it was like a like wandon Valley
32:10
but with Gore and sex and [ __ ] right yeah no I remember I remember at the end
32:15
of each episode they gave you a choice of what you wanted to happen and you
32:21
could dial one number to make one ending and dial it it was like voting for your
32:25
Australian Idol person to go through and then they would they would shoot that as
32:31
as the storyline for the next week there you go so it has already been
32:36
done before in a way yeah but but I just think I don't
32:42
know if I want this because imagine I mean for some things if it's designed
32:46
for it it probably be fine but when I think about stuff like you know like a
32:50
film like arrival or uh Blade Runner 2049 like I don't
32:56
want to choose the ending I want the director and the writer to to to tell
33:02
the story I think I think what what they're sort of going for because
33:05
Netflix knows that people don't really watch new stuff anymore they just binge
33:08
watch stuff they've seen over and over and over again so now they're going to
33:12
sort of make it interesting to Bing watch a show that you've watched because
33:15
you go back and you go and you watch it a different way this
33:19
time could be a bit of fun I suppose people replay video games to get
33:24
different endings and stuff I'm oh currently playing through the Batman
33:29
Telltale Game for the third time oh really well for achievements
33:35
but I'm I'm playing through a game again and I'm not getting any achievements
33:39
because it's on a different platform I caved and I now have Skyrim
33:46
with me at all times of course you do it was only a matter of time it was only a
33:50
matter of time on the switch I know you know what I was I've been I've been
33:53
thinking about it for weeks and it hasn't it didn't it didn't leave my mind
33:58
like i' would be like at work eating lunch like I could be playing Skyrim in
34:03
Skyrim have you tried doing the sort of slashing with the sword with the remotes
34:08
oh no I haven't I haven't bothered I've mean you can aim the bow and arrow with
34:12
the similar to you know the way you can in Zelda y uh I haven't tried with the
34:17
sword no I just um the what are the
34:21
graphics like on noral man I it's fine honestly I don't I was worried that I
34:27
would it would look a bit [ __ ] but no I didn't even know screen is so small you don't
34:32
need to have yeah but I put it up on the TV as well and I don't really notice you
34:37
know what I think the thing is I played Skyrim so much when it first came out
34:42
and this just looks like that before they released all the updates so and
34:46
actually I think it's a little bit better than that it's better than the
34:48
360 version um and that's kind of mostly
34:52
how I saw it so I haven't even noticed to be honest
34:58
like it runs smooth it like it's [ __ ] Skyrim what's it do to your battery cuz
35:03
I'm going to shoot this B of the more High intense ones that would suck it I
35:08
played it for a couple of hours last night in bed and I mean I I I don't know
35:15
exactly how many hours but when I woke up it was
35:20
daytime and I still had half half a batter half charge oh half a charge okay
35:26
I could see 3 hours I think I think I played it for at
35:32
least 3 hours last night and I still had half a battery I might be wrong on that
35:36
but I think I did I nearly played with my switch in
35:42
hospital nearly played but then someone let me their alien wear laptop and I've
35:47
just been playing PC games so to someone at the hospital no guy I
35:52
work with he was asleep so Luke just borrowed it oh but I we'll be buying a
35:58
game for the switch soon Mario Party
36:01
game oh yeah that's out yep [ __ ] I love the switch I got I'm sorry I I wish
36:08
everything was on the switch now I regret that I bought Wolfenstein 2 on the [ __ ]
36:14
Xbox I don't want to buy it again but I I wish it was on the switch I just want
36:19
everything on the switch now crazy guys just before we move on can
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sure what oh this is a little thing that we might
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I'm full of [ __ ] this is a man wrestling an ostrich with a sock on his
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head yeah it [ __ ] happened there you
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go either that or it's a man [ __ ] an
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ostrich Bond it's one of the two look I don't
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know how he I don't know how he discovered that that was the secret of
37:06
did you walk in and just see this and then he turned around went oh it was
37:09
escaping I'm I'm trying to slow it down get out of the way it's going to kick
37:14
you to death I think what he said was tell
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anyone and I'll kick you to
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39:11
for the best hey man I know we've got at least one fan who's under
39:15
18 Luke Luke I think I think you know
39:19
who I'm talking about oh yes yes yeah well yeah don't be alarmed it's not
39:26
shout out to you buddy when's his birthday again uh I think
39:29
it's I should notice it's I think we missed it I think it was June didn't
39:34
mean to put you on the spot I would I'd be the same i' never know I know when my
39:39
birthday is that's the only one I might care about yeah when the day comes you
39:44
forget when your birthday is Luke going to be a disaster actually I
39:48
forget about it every year it sneaks up on me on the week before I'll I'll
39:52
remember it and then two days later I'll forget about it again
39:57
if you don't remember it didn't happen but I love it for two weeks after his
40:00
birthday it's fresh in his mind you know he's just like oh [ __ ] that was a good
40:05
birthday what a good one what did I do two weeks ago I was eating cake I was
40:09
blowing out candles no it's [ __ ] gone it's
40:13
gone I don't do cake for my birthday I don't really I've never really had a
40:18
birthday party you never had a birthday part treat I've had one well mate next
40:24
year we're having a party on a [ __ ] eight hole in the middle of the Pacific
40:28
so you get ready for that buddy yeah I bet Luke's birthday treat is the
40:34
same as his normal treat it's gin yeah Jin and Lego Jin Lego and Xbox what more do you
40:40
need yeah is that a birthday treat or is that just the weekend at your
40:46
house both isn't it yeah fair enough oh I have a question for
40:51
you uh me and Hannah are going to a wedding in France next year okay oh yeah
40:57
should we meet up and do a trip are we invited to the wedding uh to France
41:02
you're not invited to the wedding can I ask you a a slightly related question
41:06
get France no problem um Luke you I saw a picture of you recently uh in a
41:11
[ __ ] badass checkered suit yep and I just want to let you know that that that
41:18
badass suit [ __ ] badass I love that suit I brought it to go to Hannah's
41:24
sister's wedding and also B the moment I brought his suit and then I get it and I
41:29
went I don't think this is going to look good but then I tried it on I make that
41:34
suit look amazing man it's good it reminds me Matt if you haven't seen it
41:37
it reminds me of William Blake in dead man Johnny Depp's character you haven't
41:43
seen dead man all right movie night movie night coming up yeah yeah okay
41:49
send me the photo Luke instag [ __ ] 4 oh let's get it up
41:53
on okay all right all right we'll just direct traffic to your [ __ ] in
41:57
no no I'll send it to you so you for the show I can send there to post it there
42:02
as well it's fine no it doesn't doesn't matter I'm just messing it's all good
42:08
the eyeballs the eyeballs can be on us on any go to but then let's go on a tour
42:12
or something to to be fair the the picture that Luke has on his Instagram
42:16
um you can see just the the lapel and a tiny bit of his
42:21
shoulder oh yeah oh no you meant the the Snapchat I sent yeah I think it was kept
42:27
a copy of that I will take a photo just for you just you guys get it up on actually no I
42:34
can't not until I get my leg brace off oh no no no no hold on hold on hold on
42:39
because uh you can be nude from the once you get your leg brace off you're going
42:43
to have no time for mucking around taking silly pictures right but until
42:48
then you're going to have nothing but time yeah it's true so uh to look good I
42:54
need the full suit yeah no that's fair so um so I'm just just bringing up a
42:59
little uh a picture here so I'm just going to paste this in Luke this is uh
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going down under segments uh under the ostrich guy so this is Johnny Depp's
43:09
character William Blake in dead man um with his checked suit um so I'm just
43:14
going to oh yeah sure yeah yeah so um I just got to imagine Luke instead of
43:19
Johnny de well more I'm kind of putting in a request for the uh for the picture
43:25
you know what I mean kind of black and white maybe go outside in the garden I
43:31
can do that later on in the film he has this uh [ __ ] on his face here let me let
43:35
me paste this into it's fascinating listening for the viewers yeah I know
43:40
it's almost kind of David bowiesque lightning bolts on his face um I won't
43:45
do the paint on the face mhm mainly because I'm lazy okay but also because
43:50
face beard yeah that's true at least half that's true but um but the main
43:55
reason is I am lazy you probably do have a top hat though I
44:01
don't you have some kind of hat though black and
44:06
white out in the garden it's actually something I'm going to be doing in
44:09
France I'm going to be making my own hat oh what kind of hat are you yeah ber
44:15
obviously no no um Hannah found a place on Airbnb you
44:21
know how Airbnb do the stuff to do as well she found a place over there in
44:26
Paris that I will teach me how to make my own hat there you go nice man all right
44:33
France is pretty cool man I I um let's let's let's talk about this I'll I'll be
44:39
up for meeting you guys over there it's actually pretty easy for me
44:42
to get to Europe from here now it's terrible for me Po a balloon man
44:48
yeah yeah oh just no there whatever you know where you know where does fly
44:55
between you and me now Matt Singapore
44:58
Airlines I know only they don't do an economy seat on that flight it's the
45:04
longest continual flight in the world it's business class and
45:08
above ouch I wish I could afford business class oh man business class
45:14
[ __ ] long flight it's the longest flight in the world yeah it is
45:17
apparently yeah yeah we got some Witcher news uh we got a couple of pieces of
45:23
Witcher news I've noticed is the news that they've uh fired uh the bed active
45:28
from yeah and replaced him with someone good no okay no no no look may maybe
45:35
this is going to be like um when we were all disappointed that Heath Ledger was
45:39
going to be the Joker and it turned out he was [ __ ]
45:42
spectacular yeah look I'm I'm reserving judgment because really want to like this we
45:47
didn't know it though we didn't know back then I didn't know he was as good
45:51
as that no I thought Christopher Nolan had [ __ ] lost it yeah we should have
45:57
trusted Matt now we always trust him yeah should have yeah
46:01
absolutely look I really want to like this show The Witcher show so I'm going
46:06
to reserve judgment um they've cast Siri
46:11
and Yen and I I I I mean spoilers there
46:16
was a big kafuffle about [ __ ] Siri a few weeks back that we discussed people
46:20
were mad because apparently they were trying to cast a minority oh as a white
46:24
character God forbid God they haven't no they've cast a white girl oh thank God
46:30
the internet can calm the [ __ ] down I know the world no longer needs to end
46:35
um so I mean [ __ ] I wouldn't have care either way she's got perfect eyes for
46:40
Siri yeah yeah and so this is obviously a younger Seri than than we'll see we
46:45
see in the in the video game but in the novels she is very young when he first
46:50
meets her she's a child so this is the
46:53
child Siri and they've cast yen uh and this girl looks very young too
46:59
that's the one thing that I'm like hm
47:02
okay that's Henry Cav's girlfriend yeah
47:06
K's girlfriend looks about 14 and a half and look this is the world of The
47:12
Witcher so probably accurate but uh you know maybe that's what they go for May
47:19
imagine that they were like Henry because you're the lead role um you get
47:22
to choose a leading lady he's like this one and they're like what for the I'll
47:27
have I'll have that one thanks yeah and they're like no no no no not the Siri
47:29
he's like no no no no no no Yen Yen no no no you got to look through this book
47:34
over here he's like no I've I've glanced at that I know who I'm looking
47:39
at allegedly allegedly tell me how just
47:43
don't plausible deniability now apparently uh 13 years
47:50
between him which you know whatever she just I don't know she just she's young
47:54
looking it's not bad if that's still
47:57
the of I'm entirely this does so also I mean look this is one photo of her we're
48:03
looking at like maybe she's just looks young in that photo so who's playing her
48:09
I can't find her name CU I'm having trouble reading her name is Anya Ana chalotra
48:16
chalotra is her name okay all right well Matt I don't know if you've had a chance
48:20
to listen to last week's show but most of it was just Luke and I doing Google
48:23
image search for um for Hollywood actresses I did I edited last
48:28
week to ask you I have I have a followup question from last week we'll get to
48:33
that though um yeah so I I mean I'm fine with both of these choices I just yeah
48:39
the one thing is I think in the photo that they've picked here Yen looks quite
48:44
young you know I don't even I don't think I'm going to watch this
48:48
show Jesus all right not because of who they've cast actually maybe a little bit
48:54
for who they've cast but more so is The Witcher as but no this these type of show TV
49:00
shows just don't interest me at all M like this is just reminded me of um Game of
49:07
Thrones yeah but it's The Witcher yeah but Game of Thrones is [ __ ] great you
49:12
to [ __ ] I watched the first season and I I didn't get what everyone's going
49:16
on about the first season was the worst season it just gets better and better
49:21
and better you just wanted to rhyme
49:27
yeah when you get the DVDs that's the tagline the first season was the worst
49:32
season that was my sha Bean oh right I thought you went a little bit South
49:36
African there I'll watch the first episode and then I'll
49:41
decide of The Witcher yeah all right so make it good Netflix make it
49:47
good get one Witcher news other Witcher news uh this is pretty interesting the
49:54
author of The Witcher books we've about this before he uh he quite famously uh
50:00
sold the rights for the series to CD project red pretty much nothing a couple
50:05
hundred grand I think and uh because they offered him a percentage and he
50:09
said no video games are stupid I'll take the money thanks not an idiot and uh do
50:16
we know how much The Witcher games have made all up we know that he's demanding
50:21
another $16 million wow so they've made a lot more than that presumably
50:27
um and apparently he might have a case CU his lawyer is saying the contract
50:33
states that if if the if they go on to
50:38
make significantly more than the deal that they've agreed to then the deal is
50:44
nullified and he will be entitled to a percentage apparently that's what the
50:48
contract says so what's a pretty dumb contract that says you can either take
50:52
the money now or a percentage or if we make a lot of money come back and get both
50:57
later yeah so I don't know what the wording is and I assume I mean it' be in
51:02
Polish so I'm not going to be able to to to read it anyway maybe it wasn't and
51:05
maybe that's the problem
51:09
maybe but yes so we'll see what happens I guess I assume they're not just going
51:13
to pay him uh so we'll have to wait and see they just going to pay him they just
51:18
would have paid him before cuz this isn't the first time he said he wants more
51:23
money well yeah he's proba I mean I'm sure he kicking himself now when the
51:27
first game came out I bet he was like oh yeah that did all right I guess cuz you
51:31
know it was fine yeah he must be like people like video games who knew second
51:36
game he would have been like oh [ __ ] that was a bit of a sucess and the third
51:38
game would have been oh my God third game he's like I've lost Millions time
51:45
time for a lawsuit yeah he's like [ __ ] Matt even got Dan and Luke to play the
51:49
third one so [ __ ] yep I haven't even finished the
51:54
third one yet neither own finish it you can't finish it oh man if they
51:59
release that on switch I own it twice on
52:06
Xbox you do that's funny achievements so
52:11
yes how am I doing for a they canell the they canel Iron Fist they did you know
52:17
why they canel cuz no one was watching it CU it wasn't very
52:22
good that's what I heard yeah I haven't watched any of I watched the first
52:28
episode because when I heard they were doing an iron fist series I was like
52:31
[ __ ] and yes and uh it was not very good no I've sort of stayed away from the
52:38
television series yeah Daredevil was good the first was okay yeah same I
52:44
watched this first season but it just I just can't hold
52:47
me can't hold me in its tender arms I started watching Jessica Jones as well I
52:53
think it's because these are more serious yeah [ __ ] D Jessica Jones has got
52:59
David Tenant I still haven't watched it I should I should watch
53:03
that just because someone you like is in it doesn't mean you have to watch it
53:07
it's like me in the Rock
53:12
no you seen skyscraper he's in he's in Rampage and I haven't seen
53:16
that oh I saw rampage this week Luke and you [ __ ] miss out I want to know
53:21
how's that [ __ ] it's it's it's way better than it has any right to be I
53:28
know right [ __ ] knows it's it knows it's [ __ ] dumb and it goes for it
53:33
it's it's almost like you can see the screenwriter sitting down at his [ __ ]
53:37
typewriter with a copy of Rampage going
53:41
so what I'm floppy how do I make a movie set in present day where a [ __ ] ape a
53:48
crocodile and a wolf climb up a building but they do it did it yeah and
53:54
it stars the rock as uh the nice guy with big muscles that he plays at every
54:00
movie Yes shh it's a big arm don't fight it it's my favorite in the whole movie
54:06
when he's choking that guy out oh yeah so good it's a big arm don't fight
54:12
it and then that [ __ ] guy what's the guy from um The Walking Dead and
54:17
Supernatural you know the cowboy guy in it oh yeah stupidest character but he's great yeah
54:23
fantastic and like he gets called out like buy another character on his stupid
54:29
character like he he's an FBI agent but oh he's no he's not he's from like
54:33
another government agency that's above all the other ones and they won't say
54:37
the name of it because it's made up yeah that's right no the name of it is um a
54:42
another government agency all right okay and he's got like he's got like two
54:47
guns and he's like cowboy boots and he's like yep how's it going and then yeah
54:52
that's right I'm going to watch that guy that guy's also in uh Watchman
54:57
right oh yeah he is yeah that's right he's the comedian yeah which uh is
55:02
[ __ ] great watchman's great I don't care what anyone says I [ __ ] love
55:05
that movie people say that that's not a good movie yeah man I get slam yeah
55:10
people hate Zack Snider yeah they
55:13
do but that's a good movie uh yeah yeah
55:18
yeah it is uh but this got another uh actress in it too it's got
55:23
uh um Silk Spectre in it as well Rampage does
55:29
yeah huh oh she's the [ __ ] scientist yeah yeah or the business scientist
55:35
business scientist the the the worst bad guys since [ __ ] Boris and Natasha
55:40
from Rocky and Bullwinkle yeah they were terrible but
55:44
that's all part of CH it's a great movie Luke you got to watch it this week
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you'll like it cuz I'm not I'm not at work for the next like still 3 four five
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weeks so I've got time in my hand that I'm sure they ride the [ __ ]
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helicopter down the when the building great it's like we can't land it we
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don't need to land it we just need to stay one foot above the falling roof of this
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building [ __ ] excellent
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movie yeah I mean I I can't say I wouldn't recommend it to all young and
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old yeah it it knows what it is and it's great yeah it doesn't try and be
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something it's not it's the best video game adaptation I think yeah so far and
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especially like if you know the video game at all like you just spend the
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whole first half of the movie going how does a crocodile kind of factor into
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this
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yeah he shows up yes he
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does that's great hey I mentioned uh we
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rewatched the Halloween movies uh and we were talking about the Rock John
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Carpenter creator of the Halloween films and director of Halloween one uh and
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director and writer I believe of Big Trouble in Little China that's right has
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mentioned this week because he's doing uh press for the new Halloween film
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that's out by the way which is apparently very good and it's also just
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a sequel to the first one I've heard that yes yes so I want I'm we're going
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to we're going to be seeing that which is just crazy how it just skips every
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other movie after that and just goes no don't worry about them well yeah makes
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sense if you if you we've been rewatching them it makes sense
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yeah but uh he said this week we talked uh recently about how they're doing a
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Big Trouble in Little China sequel starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson and
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I've just realized I haven't played the Dwayne Johnson jingle Dwayne Johnson is
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not his name Dwayne the Rock johnon is the game
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but uh John Carpenter was asked about it in an interview this week and he said
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[ __ ] that movie oh wow because in his opinion they wanted to
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make a movie I think Lion's gate wanted to make a movie with Dwayne Johnson and
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they were just thinking what the [ __ ] can we come up with to get him on board
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so they were just throwing [ __ ] at the wall and how about Big Trouble in Little
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China sequel Dwayne said yes they're like all right that's what we're making
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oh appar he that's John Carpenter's opinion that's what happened and he
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thinks he said they don't care about they don't care about the original they
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don't care about him it's got they they don't didn't have any ideas they just
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wanted to make a movie with Dwayne Johnson and because this is also a
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sequel it's easy to make lots more money
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off and yep yep so he's not happy about
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it did you guys see that uh there's a documentary on Netflix and I can't
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remember what it's called so this is you know just one of the typical multiple
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nerdgasm recommendations of the movie that you can never see Google it um
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about a Hollywood producer and I I forget who it is it might even be one of
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the delarentis guys I I don't know but who um is basically responsible in the
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80s and early '90s for buying the rights to films buying the sequel rights and
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just making shitty sequels and half the reason that most sequels are bad
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especially from the ' 80s and 90s is because they have nothing to do with the original
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and to do with the original Studios or prodction companies it's just this one
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guy who buys the rights makes a shitty movie as cheap as possible and then just
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relies on the uh on the name recognition kind of Genius yeah the
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Superman SE for example were his I believe oh God yeah three and four
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yeah yeah did we talk about um I finished by the way the uh the Arnold
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Schwarzenegger autobiography oh yeah yeah it was very good actually very
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interesting um manov I tell you that about his movies the the the the and I
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actually rewatched Terminator and Terminator 2 as a result cuz I was [ __ ]
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they are so good what happened to James Cameron I know man James Cameron was the
1:00:13
[ __ ] he went to the bottom of the ocean yeah [ __ ] never came back Terminator
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and Terminator 2 are so good like [ __ ] man but he's making a new Terminator
1:00:24
isn't he no he only making Avatar movies yeah he's
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producing the new Terminator which has s Linda Hamilton in it again so I'm
1:00:33
excited to see her again because she's [ __ ] great yeah she's fantastic I
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don't think he's making Avatar movies he keeps saying it yeah there's nothing I
1:00:42
think they filmed them they filmed them all haven't they and now they're in post
1:00:46
production well
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filmed yes but uh there's a chapter in in Annie's book where he talks about
1:00:55
termin and how James Cameron pitching the story to people back in the 80s and
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then being like the [ __ ] are you talking about just because the the the whole
1:01:04
story of it is just so I mean now it's like everybody knows it and you kind of
1:01:08
go yeah yeah yeah but but like at the time everyone was like [ __ ] what like
1:01:14
the the the computers take over in the future and and there a war against
1:01:19
humanity but the the film is set in the 80s because they send back a guy to kill
1:01:23
the the John Conor's mother it's like the [ __ ] and yeah he said just at the
1:01:28
time oh yeah and did we talk about he was supposed to play Kyle ree I don't
1:01:32
think we talked about this have we that's right because didn't Lance
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henriksson originally get cast as the Terminator um did he get cast or one
1:01:41
once he turned down [ __ ] what's his name OJ Simpson
1:01:47
was going to be the Terminator [ __ ]
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what and they were in they and and Anie was going to be Kyle Ree and then
1:01:56
apparently they went to lunch and Anie was like I don't know about this OJ guy
1:02:02
and said like I think you need someone with military training because this guy
1:02:05
needs to act like a robot he needs to not blink when he shoots the gun and he
1:02:09
and he had all these ideas I mean this is AR Ary telling the story so who knows
1:02:14
who knows how true it is but he he had all these ideas and then like James
1:02:18
Cameron was like maybe you should play the Terminator if you if you have such
1:02:23
strong opinions about it and you know yeah you certainly fit the fit the role
1:02:29
and he he was like no no no I don't want to be a bad guy in a movie like he
1:02:32
refused to take on roles where he was a bad guy yeah he wanted to be the hero he
1:02:37
yes he wanted to be the leading man always and he was like no we could you
1:02:41
you're going to be the star of the film for sure and then like convinced him
1:02:44
just said just don't do a film just don't be a bad guy in the next film you
1:02:47
do and then he was like yeah all right and see it could have been that or James
1:02:51
Cameron could have gotten there on the first day uh when they had to read the
1:02:55
lines and then this big musly dude who barely had a command of the English
1:02:59
language started reading his lines as K Reese and he was like maybe you could
1:03:02
play the Robot who doesn't talk maybe [ __ ] imagine if he yeah
1:03:08
imagine if he was K re imagine the world that we would live in now if we had not
1:03:15
seen the Terminator movies we had seen we saw one where OJ Simpson played the
1:03:19
Terminator in Terminator 2 as well right if they had have made that movie I don't
1:03:24
think we would still be talking about Terminator today yeah and Arnold swz Niger was Kyle
1:03:30
ree cuz yeah just having a super huge musly human that travels back in time
1:03:34
doesn't make much sense cuz they s like they get to go to the
1:03:40
gym yes yeah Michael Bean is so good in it yeah and that's the thing I mean he's
1:03:45
just a regular guy he's just a [ __ ] Soldier they just send him back and he's
1:03:48
got to [ __ ] help her protect her from this massive [ __ ] thing and it's
1:03:52
Schwarz that's why that's why he's a great character because he's not like I
1:03:56
mean he's not he he he's wiry but he's not like musly or anything he's like a
1:04:00
[ __ ] Scrappy future you know resistance fighter yeah what you'd sort of
1:04:06
expect also a lot of cameos in that uh if you rewatch it the first Terminator
1:04:11
you got [ __ ] Bill Paxton as a punk who tries
1:04:15
to yeah tries to to mug Arnold schwarzer at one point and Lance Hendrickson plays
1:04:21
one of the cops I'm sure Lance Hendrickson plays a cop because was he
1:04:26
auditioned for the role of the Terminator and didn't get it or he did
1:04:29
get it yeah could be because I I remember him telling a story that he
1:04:33
went to the audition for Terminator and
1:04:35
he covered his teeth in tin
1:04:41
foil what um and then make it look like he was a robot yeah he's a robot
1:04:46
underneath his skin you know which is I guess he hadn't read the whole script
1:04:54
but oh man but apparently like the he was going to play it like it wasn't just
1:04:59
some big [ __ ] musly hun of metal and and flesh it was basically like a guy
1:05:05
who you wouldn't even think twice if he was standing next to you on the subway
1:05:09
you know this guy could just get into a crowd kill you and get out and he would
1:05:12
know what happened which again would be a movie if that had have happened we
1:05:17
wouldn't be talking about it today imagine [ __ ] Michael Bean wasn't in
1:05:20
it and Schwarzenegger wasn't in it it was [ __ ] OJ Simpson as Kyle Ree and
1:05:26
[ __ ] Lance Hendrickson is The Terminator [ __ ] foil on his
1:05:33
teeth well even uh Predator another Arie film imagine the [ __ ] they hadn't
1:05:39
brought Stan Winston in have you seen the original alien yes it's a big
1:05:43
[ __ ] crab that's played by um vanam
1:05:47
yeah vanam in a [ __ ] doing karate crab suit well it was it was red I think
1:05:53
yeah it was a big red suit stand look like a big lobster yeah
1:05:59
ridiculous yeah that's and then cuz he talks about that too like he he was like
1:06:03
this movie's going to be a [ __ ] disaster and then but everyone thought that about
1:06:09
Star Wars too yeah and they just [ __ ] turned around brought Stan Winston in
1:06:13
and he came up how about this is the predator and they were like [ __ ] me yeah
1:06:17
he's like I've just seen a movie called alien and that was really [ __ ] scary
1:06:20
so here's one that's just as [ __ ] scary yeah how about instead of a Big
1:06:24
Red Lobster we have this [ __ ] terrifying thing I come up with it's
1:06:27
like a [ __ ] ninja cockroach yeah genius guys uh do you want to go to the
1:06:34
Afterparty oh they've just opened the doors actually I think I can see oh
1:06:37
they're pouring a soda water for me and a a pedo for Luke and then I think oh
1:06:42
they've got a beer out there for [ __ ] you can I can I order a gin yet you can
1:06:46
order me one sure absolutely I'd love a gin when when are you allowed to drink
1:06:50
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