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Nate Jackson Crowd Work Pack Brooklyn Improv_ Part 2 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: You took her from her husband? Damn. You just snatched her?
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: How hard was it to get her to let go
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: of the bite she had on that? I know you
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: were like, you were like, let him go! Let him go!
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Now let me talk to some people. The first people
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to is this choir right here.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: A big, beautiful black woman. I want to talk to y'all. Okay,
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: so you out, you out. What about you, glasses?
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: You in there? You can look away too. You can
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: be out if you want. You out? Red glasses? You
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: in there? She's like, let's go. I don't give a fuck.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: I like you. You courageous. And her too. She's like,
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: what we doing? You got some big ass goddamn teeth.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, show her titties. Zoom in.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Don't fuck. Zoom in on the titties. God, there's hair
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: all up in them. Look at them titties. Big as
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: a mother. We got to clear her out. There you go.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: Give a little pull on the button for the men
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: in here. They ain't seen no titties that nice in
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: a while.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Them's some nice titties. What's your name? Marsha? Damn, you
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: got an old ass goddamn knife. You a junior, bitch?
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Marsha's crazy in 2026. Are you from the Caribbean? Yes.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Marsha Lee.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: Lead? Is a D on the end? Damn, I was
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: just about to give you something. You already got the
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: D on that. The big goddamn girl.
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: We don't even got to get you out your clothes.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Hang upside down like Spider-Man. Is this your
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: sister right here? Outstanding.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: I like y'all personalities. Y'all both been smiling the whole
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: goddamn time. Y'all got some pretty noses too. Y'all got
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: a pretty situation. Y'all got the little jerry curls and shit.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I like that. Just out here letting your soul glow.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Which one of y'all got
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: more money than the other one? She the one with
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: the money? That's the titty tacks. I said titty tacks, yeah.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: She had a job her whole goddamn life. Hi, I
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: want your hire, bitch. Get in here. Why my vest
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: look like this? Just put it on. Shut up and
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: make the fucking desert. Okay.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: What'd you do now for a living? You save lives?
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: You in the infirmary? You feeding them goddamn newborns, ain't you?
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: You're like, come here, come here, come here.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm, there you go. Give me the next baby. Give
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: me the next baby. They're like, all the children in
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Queens are getting large. Are you really a birth doctor?
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: Are you a doula? What you do? Admin.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're pushing the paperwork around there. Okay, what
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: about you, sis? At a university?
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: Just an anonymous one? You don't want to speak with specificity?
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: Columbia.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, God damn. Don't clap, she just works there.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: You can work there too.
• 3:43
  Speaker 5: They all like, oh, that bitch near smart people all
• 3:46
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: Did you go there too? No, okay, where'd you go?
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: A school in New Jersey. Another anonymous one. What school
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: you went to in New Jersey, baby? New Jersey City University.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't heard of that one before. That's online. I
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: never heard of that. And that concludes the close of
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: 2019 graduation. She closed her laptop. Okay.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: And so I don't want to talk to them because
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: they looked away, but could you introduce me to your friends?
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: That way, if I say anything, it's by name instead
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: of just you in the stripes, you with the yellow,
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: and you with the yellow braids.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: You don't even know them? Oh, y'all know them?
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: Boy, I thought y'all were the Sopranos from Mount Bethesda.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Baptist Church or something. Don't they look like they all
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: go together?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, be in the van.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: Are you with any of them, sis? No?
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: I like your confidence. You just pull up by yourself. Like,
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: I'm going and I don't give a fuck nobody's side. Now,
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: did you want to come by yourself or did somebody
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: leave you hanging?
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: You like, I'm kind of waiting on nobody. I'm going
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: on my own. I'm about to put on my barrettes.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: You was in America for three hours.
• 5:17
  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody waiting on you to do all that shit.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: That's why you gotta go places by yourself. Just be
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: in her living room like, hurry up!
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: I got 19 more bobby pins, hold on. Ha!
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: What's your name, baby? JoJo? Like a little potato slice?
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: I like you, JoJo. You single? No, you married. That's
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: a big, beautiful ring you got on. Outstanding. Where you at?
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: What's going on, JoJo? What?
• 6:06
  Speaker 6: JoJo.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: You don't got a man no more? Yeah, where you
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: work at? Bobby Pit Factory?
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: That shit got hella bobby pins, like he worked there, baby,
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: I stole some more.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: Ooh, what you got for me today?
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: Is it just bobby pins or your whole shit.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: Come off when you go to bed? You lay down like, whew, goddamn, shit.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: If I didn't have my bobby pins.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I see you and I see you. Y'all all looked away.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: You good, baby. Calm down. I can feel the nervous
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: energy for no reason. She's like... I'm talking to you, baby.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: You was looking away. The one in the middle is
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: the savage. The one on the outside is scared. What's
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: your name, baby? Sherry. It's nice to meet you. Are
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: you Jamaican? What are you? Guatemalan? What?
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: They got black people in Guatemala?
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: I never heard of that. You from Guada, Guada, Guada?
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: Where is it?
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: That's in South America, ain't it? Central, right by the equator, huh?
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: Because y'all dark. I didn't know to be.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Now, why you do that? As if dark was a
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: negative connotation.
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: Dark is beautiful. Don't you ever pout again if somebody
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: call you dark. Celebrate your blackness. And both of you
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: black ass sisters on the outside, too.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Shit. When I make dark jokes, I reinforce them that
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: that's beautiful. Fuck that.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: Now, let's talk to this light-skinned hoe.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: You're not a hoe. I don't know. I'm sorry.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: He was like, yes, she's... She had to ditch temporarily
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: and try to get herself out there.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: What's your name, sugar?
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: Nina.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: Huh, Nina?
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: And?
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: DeJuan. DeJuan. Outstanding. You're going to have to cover the lens.
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: They looking at themselves, not me. Nina like.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: Let me get one of them bobby pins, bitch. Let
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: me let my ass down.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: And so do y'all, what do y'all do? Crime?
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't look like y'all work. Look at DeJuan. I'm
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: the one doing the crime. I am the one doing
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: the crime. Where you work at, DeJuan?
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: Security. Who's letting you secure something? I know the back
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: door be unlocked like a mother. Come by at 731,
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: my man.
• 8:57
  Speaker 4: We about to steal all the chicken out the back
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: of this joint.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: Where you work at? Yeah, where? What's wrong with your brain?
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: It's a secret? It's supposed to be?
• 9:13
  Speaker 8: All right, turn the camera on. Where you work at?
• 9:22
  Speaker 8: A golf facility? Did you get that?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: You're going to be filling out applications for three months, man.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: we ain't gonna post your job. We'll have you, we'll
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: bleep it. And Nina, do you work, baby? Where you
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: work at? You not at a dentist's office?
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: You got a lot of goddamn teeth in your mouth.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Looking like a sexy piranha. How did y'all meet? This
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: is a little hood couple.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: She wasn't up there until then? Huh? Huh?
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: About his teeth? What'd they say when he asked? Do
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: you already know? I'm the only one in this bitch
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: that don't know? How you meet DeJuan? You took her
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: from her husband? Damn. You just snatched her? How hard
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: was it to get her to let go of the
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: bite she had on that? I know you were like,
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: you were like, let.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Him go, bitch!
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Let him go! That motherfucker got extra teeth, boy. I
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: wanna see you bite a tree.
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: Most people bite apples. I wanna see her bite the
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: apple tree.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: Right on the bark. Damn.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Well, it's nice to meet you and find out that
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: you stole somebody's woman, man.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Huh? It was an accident? It was an accident on purpose?
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you done walked your sneaky ass up into
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: somebody's vows.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Nina, how come you were so easy to go? What happened?
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: What happened? You kept her laughing. I'm going to go
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: ahead and dab you up on that. That's how you
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: do that right now. You crack them jokes. They'll be like,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: this is stupid.
• 11:52
  Speaker 9: I don't like the fuck of that shit. I'll be like.
• 12:01
  Speaker 9: Here come the punchline.
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  Speaker 2: That's fantastic. It's nice to meet y'all. I want to
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: meet y'all though. I was trying to work my way
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: down to y'all.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. They had already been communicating.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: And so we all, what are y'all, Dominican, Cape Verdean? Well,
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: I know you Puerto Rican, your eyebrows are done.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: That's Puerto Rican all day.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: When they get their eyebrows arched, she's like, that's.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: My little corazón, look at here. Sabemende, besame.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Y'all got hella kids, huh? Y'all got kids? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: So you've had two with him, but he had two
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: before that? Okay, okay, so four. Well, I didn't even
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: ask that.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. She's like, his don't work no more. He good.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: He slick. I did it myself.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Which of the kids you like more, the first two
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: or this two? Keep it real, too. You on camera.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: No, I'm talking to him. Yeah, you be treating the
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: kids with her better than them other kids. Yeah, the
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: other kids get water and her kids get juice.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: You be like, fuck your mama. Come on, kids. I
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: got some juice over here for y'all.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: We love you, daddy. And your eyebrows.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: What'd you say?
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: You love them all the same? You love them all
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: the same. What about you? You love them all the same?
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Them other two ain't yours. You could draw the line.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: You don't like the baby mama, but you do like
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: the kids. Keep it real. You don't gotta like her.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Sometimes she all right. You only said that because you
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: realized the camera was.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: On your ass. If we were recording, you'd be like,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: fuck that goofy ass. You try to clean it up. Huh?
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: It's not easy. She's always in the picture. Why is
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: she making it sound like she's your neighbor? She make
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: it sound like she at the mailbox every time she
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: go out there. Hey, bitch. I don't even call you
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: by your name. Your name is new, too. Because you
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: got two new kids. What's your name? Angel? Something like that. Huh? Listen. Listen, Linda. Listen.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: And so are you a bank teller or something? That's
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: a bank teller shirt. Standard issue Chase Bank. Where you
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: work at, Linda?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: A what? An eye doctor's office. Okay. So you work
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: in the office and sell glasses to people?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: And I could be wrong, but it sounds like you
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: got a little bit of a speech impediment.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I hear a little bit of the extra.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. She sells glasses. Somebody got to listen to
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: all them goddamn asses.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Hey, what kind of glasses do you want? We got
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: to check on your vision.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Do you need your vision? I'm like, give me any pair.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Stop saying glasses. There's too many answers in that word
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: for your mouth.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Glasses.
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: Glasses. Glasses. Glasses.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: He loves you. He listening to that shit.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Baby, where the fuck you been all that day?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: 12 years. She can't even say 12.
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  Speaker 2: 12.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: 12. 12. 12. Nice to meet you, Linda. You can
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: fix that, though. You don't have to keep doing that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: It is what it is. Just juicy mouth, just wet.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so did you learn how to talk that way,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: or did you just suck your thumb until you pushed
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: your teeth up into your skull?
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Hell yeah, you sucked your thumb. Your
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: teeth is pushed up. Let me ask you this. Did
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you hook your nose with your index finger? Exactly, bitch.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: It was a thumb sucker motherfucker.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: She's like, I'm actually getting a little bit sleepy.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: That's why he's staying.
• 16:55
  Speaker 10: He's like, boy, you should see yourself.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Can't sleep at night without it in the mouth.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: It's Chris. She sucked two kids out of you, boy.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Let's talk to the man with the wild, wild head, man.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: It's nice to meet you, man. You Haitian? What are you?
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Why your head is shaped like that? You got a
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Sa Pa Se Nam Bule ass head, ain't you?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: You upset? Why your arm relaxing? Uh-huh. What's your name, man? Taekwon? Dolan?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: That was really easy, but.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: You've heard that before, is what you're saying? But did
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: they come up with it as fast as I just did?
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: You were like, my name's Tyquan, and they were like.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Dude! Where do you work at, man? You look like
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you might be a police. Teacher?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Where at? Springfield Gardens High School. And Queens, are you
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: the head of the teaching program? Huh?
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: You got a good head on your shoulders? He ain't
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: never been in a headlock, ever. This your woman right here?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Just a friend?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: You don't want to take it up a level? Just friend.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Head too big.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Tired of them driving with the sunroof open.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: What you say? Convertible? You don't gotta put your head
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: out the top, man. Just put it down in the rain.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: This your friend right here? That's your boy? Okay, so
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: y'all got the same barber? That n * * *
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a going crazy on these parts. Bobby like, you know what?
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: I see you put two on him and one on you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: He's like, well, I can't do another on that big.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: I had to spin the chair to get that big.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Let me know if the clippers get hot. I know
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: all your pillows look like you's, Nick.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: How come y'all not a couple?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Y'all do look good together.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I'm talking all this shit. but I believe in love,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: and maybe there's something over there.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You don't like her?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: At all?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: She not your type? What's your type? Men. So you
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: must be like, hell no, nigga, fuck that shit. He
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: was like, speaking of hell. Yeah. Black women.
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: She was like, nigga, no, you don't. Since you black,
• 20:34
  Speaker 12: ain't you? Yeah, that's a 2B. I know Carol's daughter.
• 20:37
  Speaker 12: I know that texture of your hair. So how come
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: you felt like when he said he liked black women
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: that that was.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Some because your chin went up immediately. What'd he say wrong, baby?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: He's living a different life than what he just said.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: He not your man, he just your friend. Listen, she
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: acting scary like you be headbutting her.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: That's domestic violence. Come on, Trini. Domestic? I got to
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: remember that. I'm going to say that twice.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Domestic is crazy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: It got to be the perfect scenario.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: It got to be another big head man and a
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: woman that's scared to talk.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know when it's going to happen, but I'm
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: going to break that. Look at this domestic situation. Let
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: her finish. She don't usually talk. Let her go ahead. Now,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you look light too, so how light is she? This
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: is a white lady. Mm, mm, mm.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Man, I.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Don't know.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Where's this fair-skinned woman that you date? It's who you date,
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: not her. How come you're struggling with each question? It's
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: like you've been cogitating longer than necessary. Are you watching
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: the words reach you? You need a little ball bouncing.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: I know, I might be asking him the wrong question.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: What's your favorite color?
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: You're too special there, don't you?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: You work with special ed students, don't you, boy? You
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: work with special ed students, don't you? He does, you know,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: he like, you know. you, Nate Jackson. We gonna move on.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Let's talk the old school behind y'all. That's y'all daddy?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: You the barber that did that over them? Got the
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: toddler haircuts.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Who you with? Solo Dolo. Confident man. That's what's up.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: What's your name, G? Lance. Okay, Lance. How young are you, G? 58. Huh.
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: You know, I've been looking for you, somebody, for a
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: couple of shows now.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Look at old Lance over there. Look at him, baby. Now,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: lean back. Let me see you look in real life. Lance,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: look at this lady in this beautiful.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yellowish green top with the white blazer on the outside. Trenton,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: cover the lens. They're looking at the screen to look
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: at each other. I want them to look at each
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: other in real life. Lance, I want you to lock
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: eyes with this beautiful black queen.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: You don't even know where to look. See? You're lost.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Right here. He said.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That's your type? That's your speed? You like him? You good?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep looking. This ain't our first rodeo.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get your dick down at one of
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: these shows. Matter of fact, you only got one more show,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: then I'm going to do it. I'm sick of this shit. Mm-hmm.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: There's going to be white blazers everywhere. You single, Lance? Why? Divorce. Okay.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You ready for another situation? Absolutely not. I'm dating the devil.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm so thankful
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I got out of there. Okay. All right. But you
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: don't want to just meet somebody to have just fun?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Just keep it casual? What's a nut? You got plenty
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: of fun? Okay. Oh, you didn't have to say it
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I got a condom on right now.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you, Freaky Lance. Let's talk to these
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: two beautiful sisters right here. Light skinned friend, dark skinned friend.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: How y'all doing? I like what you're doing. Got your
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: knees cut out, your pants. Look at you. Got all
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: your jewelry on. Got your hair. Is that baby hair?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: She done laid all that shit out. Is that finger waves? Okay,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: watch out. Looking like a little thick ass gutty boot.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Look at me, boo-boo-pee-doo. Boo-boo-pee-doo. What's your name? Amanda? Mm-hmm.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You be cooking. I'll be f * * * ing around.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: F * * * ing around to find out. Got
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: me f * * * ed up. You don't know
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: who you f * * * ing with. I'll be
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: wearing your pants tomorrow. Come on, you f * *
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: * ing a * *. You gave me that p
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: * * * y. You didn't want that. Here, little baggie.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Here we are. You dick, dog. You look like a
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: little sexy muffin. I like that s * * *.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You got little ass feet, though. Stand up, let me
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: see them little ass feet. Let me see you, baby,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: get up. Let me see your little feet in proportion
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: to your body. Hey, shut up. Give me a little spin.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I think there's something going on. Yeah, I knew it. Girl,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you look like you got on a diaper. Ooh, wait. Ooh,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you single, huh?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: This, low-key, I like this kind of shit right here.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Where you can barely breathe. I like this. You can
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: put a tip on your face. You're like... You got
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to f * * * your way out for air.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: You want to see if I can come over my
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: house and f * * * off?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Freaky friend. I like you. Which one of y'all is
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the hoe? Huh? Come on, dark-skinned friend. You almost looked
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: at her. She was like...