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Loser Like Me: At What Cost? · Fandom on the Rocks

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  Emily: That's<00:00:01.045> what<00:00:01.235> he<00:00:01.485> said.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: Literally.
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  Mandy: Yeah,
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  Bee: "Why?
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Bee: Anything
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  Speaker: Correct
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Bee: Yeah.
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  Bee: RIB.
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  Bee: I,
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Alison: 100%.
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  Emily: That's<00:09:20.074> actually<00:09:20.574> an<00:09:20.634> accomplishment.
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  Alison: Correct
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  Alison: Sure<00:09:32.624> is
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: It's
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  Alison: It<00:10:22.228> looks<00:10:22.508> great.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Alison: Her
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  Emily: and...
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  Alison: Dad."
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: to<00:11:28.150> come<00:11:28.340> back.
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  Bee: It's<00:11:29.164> true
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: Or<00:11:33.510> like
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  Emily: He<00:11:37.214> was-
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Bee: come<00:11:40.850> on
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  Emily: he
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  Mandy: Amazing
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  Emily: They
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  Mandy: Basically<00:11:48.376> yeah
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  Bee: like<00:11:57.754> that.
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  Mandy: No.
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  Bee: You're<00:11:59.494> like<00:11:59.804> 20.
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  Alison: Cons-<00:12:10.082> especially<00:12:10.722> considering <00:12:11.322>looking,<00:12:11.882> you<00:12:11.992> know,<00:12:12.072> not<00:12:12.322> to<00:12:12.412> give<00:12:12.652> Rachel
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  Emily: It<00:12:19.902> has
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Not<00:12:40.266> your<00:12:40.456> gay<00:12:40.776> NASA<00:12:41.126> dads."
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Bee: Right
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: So<00:13:10.297> then<00:13:10.417> we<00:13:10.497> have<00:13:10.567> to <00:13:10.647>take<00:13:10.857> our<00:13:10.977> ass<00:13:11.207> to<00:13:11.337> the<00:13:11.457> Lima<00:13:11.807> Bean,
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  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: And<00:13:19.117> Mr.<00:13:19.367> Figgins<00:13:19.987> is<00:13:20.177> there <00:13:20.467>because<00:13:20.967> Sue<00:13:21.207> has<00:13:21.387> cut<00:13:21.647> his<00:13:22.017> janitor's
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: but<00:13:26.347> it<00:13:26.427> is<00:13:26.607> good<00:13:26.697> to<00:13:26.767> see<00:13:26.927> him.
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  Alison: Or<00:13:34.597> her
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  Bee: in<00:13:35.211> Lima,<00:13:35.551> Ohio
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  Emily: Her,<00:13:37.113> her<00:13:37.593> literally <00:13:38.263>unwashed<00:13:39.143> pilot<00:13:39.633> episode
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Speaker: it<00:13:54.762> to<00:13:54.842> opening
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  Alison: night
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  Emily: and<00:13:56.352> Blaine<00:13:56.662> is<00:13:56.842> there.
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  Surprise.
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  Alison: That's<00:14:00.591> a<00:14:00.921> great<00:14:01.141> question.
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  Emily: Well,<00:14:07.951> they<00:14:08.171> needed<00:14:08.661> the<00:14:08.731> two<00:14:08.981> big <00:14:09.181>stars<00:14:09.521> of<00:14:09.601> the<00:14:09.661> show<00:14:10.071> to<00:14:10.261> be<00:14:10.411> friendly.
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  Alison: did
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  Mandy: Still<00:14:15.097> the<00:14:15.197> A<00:14:15.247> string
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  Bee: The<00:14:18.603> gratuitous<00:14:19.223> solos
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Emily: g-<00:14:21.041> yes.
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  Bee: together.
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  Yeah.
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  Emily: So
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  Bee: duets.
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  Emily: yes.
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  Bee: Failed<00:14:41.863> out<00:14:42.043> of<00:14:42.113> school,<00:14:42.553> it
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  Alison: Rip
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  Mandy: I<00:14:46.969> would<00:14:47.289> have<00:14:47.829> appreciated<00:14:48.469> seeing <00:14:48.759>the<00:14:48.869> entire<00:14:49.679> slow<00:14:49.989> decline<00:14:50.589> of<00:14:50.899> Blaine's
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  Mandy: He<00:15:01.011> is,
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  Bee: Blaine,<00:15:02.107> The<00:15:02.187> big<00:15:02.427> old <00:15:02.677>tears<00:15:03.027> and<00:15:03.087> the<00:15:03.137> big<00:15:03.317> old<00:15:03.537> eyeballs
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  Speaker: Yeah
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  Bee: every
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  Mandy: as,<00:15:06.189> much<00:15:06.359> as<00:15:06.459> I<00:15:06.559> hate<00:15:06.829> the<00:15:06.889> breakup <00:15:07.239>storyline,<00:15:07.899> I<00:15:08.009> also<00:15:08.389> hate<00:15:08.909> that<00:15:09.159> we<00:15:09.309> were
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  Emily: Yeah,
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  Mandy: Show<00:15:15.699> me<00:15:15.879> how<00:15:16.069> he<00:15:16.349> got<00:15:16.559> into<00:15:16.799> the<00:15:16.859> place <00:15:17.599>where<00:15:17.769> he<00:15:17.939> was<00:15:18.209> openly<00:15:18.539> dating<00:15:18.949> who<00:15:19.019> he<00:15:19.169> dates
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  Bee: Yeah,
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  Emily: or
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  Bee: too<00:15:24.919> much<00:15:25.169> hand<00:15:25.409> waving.
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  You're
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Bee: more
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  Mandy: Hand-waving<00:15:29.174> some<00:15:29.444> big<00:15:29.784> events
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  Bee: Yeah
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Let<00:15:43.823> me<00:15:43.893> see<00:15:44.093> it.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Bee: immediately.
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  Emily: It<00:15:51.287> is<00:15:51.507> rude
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  Emily: Yes
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  Mandy: Oh
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  Alison: Rip
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  Emily: so<00:16:29.519> that<00:16:29.839> sucked.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Bee: something
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  Mandy: Can<00:16:39.890> I<00:16:39.950> just<00:16:40.130> break<00:16:40.450> in<00:16:40.600> for<00:16:40.710> a<00:16:40.760> second <00:16:41.100>and<00:16:41.160> say,<00:16:41.550> imagine<00:16:43.100> an<00:16:43.190> alternate<00:16:43.630> universe
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Thank<00:16:49.696> you
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  Mandy: spin-off<00:16:51.366> we<00:16:51.656> deserved
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  Emily: The<00:16:52.472> Anderbro<00:16:52.922> spinoff.
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  Thank<00:16:53.682> you
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  Alison: Ach,<00:16:54.694> amen
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Bee: Yeah.
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  they<00:17:01.286> were
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  Emily: Probably
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  Bee: been<00:17:02.286> nice,<00:17:02.596> but..."
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  Emily: He's<00:17:03.736> not<00:17:03.876> taking<00:17:04.186> their<00:17:04.296> calls
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  Bee: We<00:17:04.986> unfortunately <00:17:05.726>launched<00:17:06.106> all<00:17:06.226> these<00:17:06.376> careers.
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  Oops
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: no
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  Bee: No,
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  Emily: Not<00:17:14.450> for<00:17:14.690> Glee.
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  Alison: I<00:17:15.498> don't<00:17:15.638> need<00:17:15.768> a<00:17:15.848> job<00:17:16.348> that<00:17:16.658> bad.
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  Emily: Yeah<00:17:18.100> Well,<00:17:18.340> until<00:17:18.620> they<00:17:18.740> do
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  Alison: Until<00:17:19.914> they<00:17:20.094> do
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  Emily: So<00:17:21.544> then<00:17:22.364> we<00:17:22.474> get<00:17:22.734> Suddenly<00:17:23.114> Seymour <00:17:24.144>for<00:17:25.644> reasons<00:17:27.094> as<00:17:27.364> the<00:17:27.444> song<00:17:27.784> of<00:17:27.894> choice<00:17:28.264> here.
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  Bee: where<00:17:29.300> are<00:17:29.590> they<00:17:29.750> singing<00:17:30.080> this?
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  Emily: I<00:17:30.634> don't<00:17:31.134> know.
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  Bee: bean?
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  Emily: I,<00:17:33.114> I<00:17:33.244> don't<00:17:33.524> know.
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:20:27.320> yes,
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  Bee: They
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  Alison: She
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  Mandy: Oh
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  Bee: No,<00:20:33.917> yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Bee: Hmm.
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  Alison: I
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  Bee: Right
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  Yay.
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  Alison: Step<00:22:51.290> touch
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  Alison: Kinda,
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  Bee: I
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  Emily: was<00:22:55.778> like,
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  Bee: so<00:22:56.266> happy
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  Emily: not<00:23:03.918> since,
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  Bee: I...
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  Emily: was<00:23:05.328> season<00:23:05.588> four,<00:23:05.828> right?
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: We<00:23:32.100> are<00:23:32.220> home
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  Alison: Every<00:23:39.246> stinking<00:23:39.946> one<00:23:40.126> of<00:23:40.246> them,
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  Emily: Every<00:23:41.118> last<00:23:41.818> one<00:23:42.058> of<00:23:42.168> them.
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  Alison: We<00:23:43.482> love<00:23:43.702> a<00:23:43.762> step<00:23:44.082> touch.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Spicing<00:23:49.720> it<00:23:49.790> up<00:23:50.090> for<00:23:50.290> the<00:23:50.550> Warblers
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  Alison: know<00:23:51.422> what?
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  Speaker: for<00:23:58.232> that
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  Alison: moment.
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  I'll
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: yes
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Amen
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: The<00:24:15.017> only,<00:24:16.477> the,<00:24:16.687> the<00:24:16.807> beef<00:24:17.117> I <00:24:17.197>have<00:24:17.427> with<00:24:17.577> this<00:24:17.697> scene<00:24:18.907> is<00:24:19.197> that<00:24:19.787> I<00:24:19.887> thought
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  I<00:24:24.617> thought,
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  Emily: Mm.
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  Alison: thought<00:24:25.777> we<00:24:25.877> were<00:24:26.027> done<00:24:26.297> with <00:24:26.457>that<00:24:27.407> because<00:24:27.847> he's<00:24:28.047> pulling<00:24:28.427> like<00:24:28.617> a
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  Mandy: Okay
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  Emily: think<00:24:36.841> this<00:24:37.021> is<00:24:37.141> because<00:24:37.431> Darren <00:24:37.821>flirts<00:24:38.211> with<00:24:38.361> literally<00:24:38.991> everybody
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  Alison: is<00:24:40.057> correct.
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  Mandy: That's<00:24:40.905> true,<00:24:41.305> yeah
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  Alison: But<00:24:42.867> it<00:24:43.077> just<00:24:43.397> ... I,<00:24:43.657> I<00:24:43.777> was <00:24:43.977>sitting<00:24:44.207> and<00:24:44.317> watching<00:24:44.687> and<00:24:44.727> I'm<00:24:44.837> like,
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  Speaker: gross,<00:24:52.947> weird<00:24:53.377> flirting?"
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  Emily: He<00:24:54.747> was<00:24:54.887> like,<00:24:55.157> "Bye,<00:24:55.417> Kurt."
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  Alison: Didn't<00:24:56.498> we<00:24:56.598> do<00:24:56.828> this?
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  Okay,<00:24:58.418> bye
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  Emily: This<00:24:59.588> is<00:24:59.648> why<00:24:59.758> you<00:24:59.898> can't<00:25:00.218> let<00:25:00.428> them <00:25:00.628>write,<00:25:00.848> you<00:25:00.928> can't<00:25:01.178> let<00:25:01.438> RIB<00:25:01.898> write<00:25:02.048> episodes
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  Alison: I'd<00:25:03.538> say<00:25:03.708> bye,<00:25:04.128> but <00:25:04.228>I<00:25:04.278> don't<00:25:04.388> wanna<00:25:04.568> upset<00:25:04.918> you
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  Bee: Thank<00:25:05.768> you
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  Emily: The<00:25:06.628> worst<00:25:07.048> line
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  Bee: What,<00:25:08.741> but<00:25:08.811> Darren <00:25:09.101>kind<00:25:09.261> of<00:25:09.311> sold<00:25:09.621> it<00:25:09.781> though
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  Alison: He<00:25:10.829> did,<00:25:11.159> which<00:25:11.319> was<00:25:11.509> why<00:25:11.649> I,<00:25:11.869> which<00:25:12.059> is
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  Emily: He<00:25:12.509> did
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  Bee: Yeah.
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  Dalton,<00:25:17.499> great.
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  Why<00:25:18.619> is<00:25:18.779> Blaine<00:25:19.629> running<00:25:20.169> the<00:25:20.229> Warblers?
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  I<00:25:20.879> don't<00:25:21.049> even<00:25:21.209> care.
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  It's,<00:25:22.049> it's<00:25:22.309> destiny.
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  It<00:25:22.949> was<00:25:23.069> meant<00:25:23.259> to<00:25:23.349> be.
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  It's,<00:25:24.229> it's,<00:25:24.629> it's<00:25:24.779> what<00:25:24.939> should<00:25:25.239> have.
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  It's,<00:25:25.959> it's,<00:25:26.409> it's<00:25:26.619> one<00:25:26.819> of<00:25:26.909> the<00:25:27.079> only<00:25:27.369> things <00:25:27.719>in<00:25:27.869> this<00:25:27.999> season<00:25:28.379> I<00:25:28.489> think<00:25:28.709> that<00:25:28.809> I'm<00:25:28.919> like,
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  "Yes,<00:25:29.919> that<00:25:30.299> was<00:25:30.419> a<00:25:30.459> prophecy<00:25:30.929> fulfilled.
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  Mandy: literally,<00:25:33.791> yeah, <00:25:34.101>I<00:25:34.211> put<00:25:34.391> that<00:25:34.601> in<00:25:34.721> my<00:25:34.861> notes.
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  Bee: Exactly.
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  Mandy: No
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  Bee: It's<00:25:42.219> fine
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  Emily: And<00:25:43.369> if<00:25:43.549> there<00:25:43.659> was<00:25:43.849> a<00:25:43.879> time <00:25:44.119>jump,<00:25:44.319> he<00:25:44.429> would<00:25:44.609> still<00:25:44.819> be<00:25:44.969> there.
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  Bee: Exactly
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  Emily: and<00:25:48.949> then<00:25:49.129> he<00:25:49.249> wouldn't <00:25:49.689>be<00:25:50.529> two<00:25:50.789> years<00:25:51.119> older<00:25:51.319> than<00:25:51.519> them.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: yeah,<00:25:53.857> that<00:25:54.037> is<00:25:54.257> his<00:25:54.987> destiny.
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  That<00:25:55.987> is<00:25:56.127> his<00:25:56.327> birthright.
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  Bee: Yes
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  Emily: I<00:25:58.427> can't<00:25:58.727> wait<00:25:58.917> for<00:25:59.007> him <00:25:59.257>to<00:25:59.377> be<00:25:59.707> 60<00:26:00.097> years<00:26:00.367> old<00:26:00.737> as<00:26:01.067> the,<00:26:02.327> I
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  Alison: And<00:26:05.229> step
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  Bee: Love<00:26:06.143> that
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  Emily: And<00:26:09.043> not<00:26:09.233> whatever<00:26:09.563> the<00:26:09.633> fuck <00:26:09.873>it<00:26:09.943> is<00:26:10.153> he's<00:26:10.343> doing<00:26:10.713> in<00:26:10.923> the<00:26:11.013> flash
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  Alison: Ugh
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  Emily: Which<00:26:14.579> I<00:26:14.629> can't <00:26:14.889>actually<00:26:15.199> remember<00:26:15.549> what<00:26:15.689> it<00:26:15.789> is
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  Alison: I've<00:26:16.391> never<00:26:16.641> seen<00:26:16.971> it.
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  I,<00:26:17.651> we'll<00:26:17.971> get<00:26:18.221> there<00:26:18.481> in<00:26:19.301> weeks
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  Emily: But<00:26:21.343> so<00:26:21.493> we<00:26:21.603> also<00:26:21.803> have <00:26:22.173>McKinley<00:26:22.563> football<00:26:22.993> is<00:26:23.113> back.
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  Beast<00:26:24.163> is<00:26:24.283> back
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  Alison: Pleased
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  Emily: and<00:26:26.213> her<00:26:26.383> one-liners.
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  Alison: I<00:26:27.753> love<00:26:27.973> her<00:26:28.113> so<00:26:28.373> much
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  Emily: "My<00:26:29.359> grandma's<00:26:29.719> got<00:26:29.879> one<00:26:30.039> leg <00:26:30.239>and<00:26:30.309> she<00:26:30.439> can<00:26:30.579> run<00:26:30.719> faster<00:26:31.019> than<00:26:31.169> that."
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  Alison: I<00:26:32.129> love<00:26:32.309> her.
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  I,<00:26:33.199> I<00:26:33.319> also<00:26:33.709> I'm<00:26:33.879> sad<00:26:34.359> that<00:26:34.559> Sam<00:26:34.969> is<00:26:35.109> just <00:26:35.349>assistant<00:26:35.939> coaching,<00:26:36.539> but<00:26:36.679> I'm<00:26:36.799> also<00:26:37.109> glad<00:26:37.409> that
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  he's<00:26:37.809> able<00:26:38.129> to,<00:26:38.599> to<00:26:38.769> find<00:26:39.019> a<00:26:39.049> safe<00:26:39.289> place<00:26:39.549> again.
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  I
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: him
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  Emily: Sam<00:26:41.219> has<00:26:41.409> also
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  Mandy: So
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  Emily: back<00:26:42.259> at<00:26:42.339> Lima
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  Mandy: yeah,<00:26:43.897> w-we<00:26:44.467> meet,<00:26:44.807> like<00:26:45.017> this <00:26:45.157>is<00:26:45.317> the<00:26:45.487> only<00:26:46.187> new<00:26:46.517> newbie<00:26:46.917> that<00:26:47.077> we
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  With...
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  Emily: this<00:26:49.427> is<00:26:49.517> the<00:26:49.627> only
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: character.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Spencer,<00:26:54.447> the
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  Mandy: But<00:26:54.839> it
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  Emily: player
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  Bee: gay
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  Mandy: a<00:26:55.959> good<00:26:56.199> usage<00:26:56.579> of<00:26:56.749> him.
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  Bee: great
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  Emily: Because<00:26:59.521> it's, <00:27:00.001>it's...<00:27:00.411> What<00:27:00.581> did<00:27:00.741> he<00:27:00.801> call<00:27:01.111> it?
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  It's,
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  Alison: confidence
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  Mandy: a
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  Alison: who
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: out<00:27:04.071> to<00:27:04.141> be<00:27:04.231> kind<00:27:04.461> of<00:27:04.521> an<00:27:04.621> arrogant<00:27:05.041> jerk
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  Mandy: He's<00:27:06.317> a<00:27:06.497> postmodern<00:27:07.167> gay<00:27:07.337> teen
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  Emily: There<00:27:08.221> we<00:27:08.301> go.
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  Postmodern<00:27:09.021> gay<00:27:09.171> teen
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  Bee: I<00:27:09.891> loved<00:27:10.321> the<00:27:10.401> Glee <00:27:10.761>self<00:27:11.231> meta<00:27:12.271> like<00:27:12.501> analysis.
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  Like
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Bee: We<00:27:15.109> broke<00:27:15.419> so<00:27:15.599> many<00:27:15.799> barriers<00:27:16.289> that <00:27:16.419>now<00:27:16.669> we<00:27:16.819> can<00:27:17.689> just<00:27:17.949> go<00:27:18.059> all<00:27:18.199> the<00:27:18.249> way<00:27:18.379> back
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: I
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  Bee: What's<00:27:30.439> up?
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  Emily: Oh,<00:27:38.665> that<00:27:38.765> gay<00:27:38.985> people <00:27:39.225>can<00:27:39.345> be<00:27:39.445> assholes<00:27:39.785> too?
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  Alison: gay<00:27:40.435> people<00:27:40.755> just <00:27:40.935>because<00:27:41.205> a<00:27:41.245> character<00:27:41.695> is<00:27:41.895> gay
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  does<00:27:42.335> not<00:27:42.545> mean<00:27:42.665> they<00:27:42.805> are<00:27:42.905> good.
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  Emily: Oh,<00:27:44.127> for<00:27:44.297> sure.
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  Alison: because<00:27:45.694> a<00:27:45.734> character<00:27:46.114> is<00:27:46.264> gay,<00:27:46.464> it <00:27:46.574>does<00:27:46.744> not<00:27:47.094> mean<00:27:47.364> that<00:27:47.484> they<00:27:47.584> are<00:27:47.734> a<00:27:47.814> good<00:27:48.014> person.
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  Speaker: that<00:27:49.734> they<00:27:49.854> are<00:27:50.054> a, <00:27:50.364>a<00:27:50.494> well-written<00:27:50.954> character.
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  Emily: Sometimes<00:27:52.565> they're<00:27:52.785> worse
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  Alison: Sometimes<00:27:54.644> they<00:27:54.794> can <00:27:55.004>still<00:27:55.394> suck,<00:27:55.854> and<00:27:56.024> that's<00:27:56.274> okay
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  Mandy: We<00:27:57.354> need<00:27:57.574> diversity <00:27:58.324>amongst<00:27:58.824> gay<00:27:59.014> characters.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: And<00:28:03.154> that's<00:28:03.474> the<00:28:03.564> diversity.
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  Alison: Yay
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:28:17.086> we<00:28:17.296> see<00:28:17.526> one<00:28:17.756> of<00:28:17.886> them<00:28:18.056> walking <00:28:18.856>with<00:28:19.056> his<00:28:19.206> tail,<00:28:20.056> wearing<00:28:20.316> headphones.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  but<00:28:22.418> he<00:28:22.498> doesn't<00:28:22.718> get<00:28:22.838> named,<00:28:23.278> so<00:28:23.418> I<00:28:23.468> guess
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: yet.
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  Emily: Right.
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  Bee: players<00:28:41.698> and<00:28:42.028> paying<00:28:43.018> for <00:28:43.428>their<00:28:43.868> families<00:28:44.328> to<00:28:44.458> move<00:28:45.318> to...
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:28:45.600> they're <00:28:45.710>all<00:28:45.900> in<00:28:45.990> like<00:28:46.150> a<00:28:46.200> compound
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  Bee: Yeah.
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  W-<00:28:48.727> with<00:28:48.957> what<00:28:49.317> money?
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  Emily: I<00:28:50.518> guess<00:28:50.748> the<00:28:50.818> money<00:28:51.058> she's <00:28:51.248>taking<00:28:51.548> from<00:28:51.698> arts<00:28:51.968> and<00:28:52.038> humanities?
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  Alison: Glee
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  Bee: guess<00:28:53.457> so.
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  Alison: Y-<00:28:54.398> we<00:28:54.578> know<00:28:54.888> how <00:28:55.078>big<00:28:55.438> the<00:28:55.498> Glee<00:28:55.758> Club<00:28:56.058> budget
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  Mandy: Is<00:28:56.772> this<00:28:56.942> true?
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  Bee: all<00:28:57.818> the<00:28:57.888> sets,<00:28:58.638> the<00:28:58.728> costumes
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  Bee: I<00:29:03.142> thought<00:29:03.382> the<00:29:03.452> same<00:29:03.702> thing,
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  Emily: Okay,<00:29:04.362> great.
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  Alison: I<00:29:05.598> wrote<00:29:05.868> it<00:29:05.978> down
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Emily: It<00:29:38.690> does.
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  And
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  Speaker: It<00:29:39.272> does
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  Emily: they're<00:29:40.192> all<00:29:40.332> using<00:29:40.712> it<00:29:40.962> as <00:29:41.102>a,<00:29:41.532> as<00:29:41.682> a<00:29:42.242> safe<00:29:42.602> place<00:29:42.872> to<00:29:42.952> fall<00:29:43.162> back
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  Mandy: Schuester
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  Emily: cr-<00:29:46.922> built<00:29:47.332> it<00:29:47.602> as.
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  Bee: Right
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  Emily: six<00:29:55.129> months<00:29:55.489> and<00:29:55.549> they're <00:29:55.579>like,<00:29:55.839> "Okay,<00:29:56.069> this<00:29:56.209> didn't<00:29:56.389> work<00:29:56.559> out.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: high<00:29:58.229> school."
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  Alison: So<00:30:00.604> what<00:30:00.684> you're<00:30:00.814> saying<00:30:01.044> is<00:30:01.124> that<00:30:01.214> you <00:30:01.344>weren't<00:30:01.654> prepared<00:30:02.074> for<00:30:02.144> the<00:30:02.234> real<00:30:02.494> world<00:30:02.774> and
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  Okay.
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  All<00:30:04.934> right
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  Emily: A<00:30:05.760> little<00:30:05.990> bit<00:30:06.870> But <00:30:07.030>that's<00:30:07.290> okay<00:30:07.700> 'cause<00:30:07.910> it's<00:30:08.150> Glee.
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  Alison: There's<00:30:13.848> a,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: there's<00:30:15.448> another <00:30:15.738>word<00:30:16.158> we<00:30:16.238> gotta<00:30:16.438> use<00:30:16.838> there.
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  Emily: The<00:30:21.066> free<00:30:21.556> labor<00:30:21.986> program.
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  Alison: We<00:30:22.966> do<00:30:23.066> have<00:30:23.286> a<00:30:23.336> word <00:30:23.676>in<00:30:23.776> the<00:30:23.936> English<00:30:24.266> language
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:30:25.876> there<00:30:25.996> is<00:30:26.206> a<00:30:26.276> word<00:30:26.586> for<00:30:26.696> that
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  Alison: for
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  Speaker: forced<00:30:28.166> free
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  Alison: labor.
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  I
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  Emily: Slave
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  Alison: the
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  Emily: labor?
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  Yeah.
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  Slave<00:30:31.504> labor?
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  Yep
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  Bee: that<00:30:33.022> poor<00:30:33.202> incarcerated<00:30:33.842> woman<00:30:34.122> is <00:30:34.272>making<00:30:34.572> like<00:30:34.772> 6<00:30:35.162> cents<00:30:35.452> an<00:30:35.522> hour<00:30:35.762> or<00:30:35.822> something
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  Alison: She's<00:30:37.358> chained
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  Emily: Literally<00:30:38.978> chained<00:30:39.308> to<00:30:39.338> the<00:30:39.468> desk.
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  Emily: Free.
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  Bee: There,<00:30:51.002> there<00:30:51.342> must<00:30:51.622> be<00:30:51.732> some<00:30:51.962> plot <00:30:52.282>point<00:30:52.522> coming<00:30:52.732> up<00:30:52.852> with<00:30:52.972> the<00:30:53.042> money<00:30:53.622> because
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  Emily: I<00:31:06.906> don't<00:31:07.116> know,<00:31:07.266> but
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  Bee: spend
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  Emily: I<00:31:09.066> also<00:31:09.356> just<00:31:09.596> think <00:31:09.816>RIB<00:31:10.106> think<00:31:10.376> they're<00:31:10.736> funny
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:31:12.102> I<00:31:12.262> think<00:31:12.582> they<00:31:12.702> think<00:31:12.882> a <00:31:12.982>lot<00:31:13.182> of<00:31:13.212> things<00:31:13.472> are<00:31:13.562> funny<00:31:13.992> that<00:31:14.192> are<00:31:15.172> not.
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  Bee: Horrifying.
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  Alison: funny
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  Emily: jokes<00:31:17.528> and,<00:31:18.228> and<00:31:18.538> the <00:31:19.088>prison<00:31:19.388> industrial<00:31:19.838> complex.
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  Speaker: Neither<00:31:21.498> of<00:31:21.578> which
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  Alison: are<00:31:21.838> funny
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  Emily: isn't<00:31:22.998> this<00:31:23.158> funny?
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  It's<00:31:23.668> really<00:31:24.128> not.
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  It's
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  Alison: not
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  Emily: bad.
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  It's<00:31:26.580> real<00:31:27.030> bad
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  Mandy: Ha<00:31:28.218> ha,<00:31:28.498> people<00:31:29.068> who<00:31:29.128> don't <00:31:29.348>meet<00:31:29.568> my<00:31:29.748> exact<00:31:30.348> standards<00:31:31.008> of<00:31:31.198> what<00:31:31.338> a
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Ugh,
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  Emily: And<00:31:35.786> then<00:31:36.026> what,<00:31:36.306> what<00:31:36.456> does<00:31:36.556> she<00:31:36.696> say?
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  Speaker: Yeah.
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  Emily: okay.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:31:46.380> boy
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  Emily: at<00:31:47.298> the<00:31:47.368> restaurant.
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  Alison: He<00:31:48.478> is<00:31:48.628> still<00:31:48.888> at<00:31:48.958> the
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  Bee: Oh.
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  Emily: Help,<00:31:50.608> I'm-
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  Bee: another
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  Emily: Exactly.
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  Bee: Did<00:31:53.226> Taylor<00:31:53.526> Swift<00:31:53.806> write <00:31:53.956>that<00:31:54.096> song<00:31:54.306> about<00:31:54.486> clean?
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  Emily: Oh<00:31:55.928> my
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  Bee: need<00:31:56.995> to
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  Emily: God.
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  Bee: LaGuardia,<00:32:03.720> huh?
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  Wait,<00:32:04.130> why<00:32:04.260> did<00:32:04.350> he<00:32:04.610> go<00:32:04.700> back<00:32:04.950> to<00:32:05.060> the <00:32:05.170>same<00:32:05.570> restaurant<00:32:06.040> for<00:32:06.120> this<00:32:06.330> date?
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  Emily: He<00:32:08.228> haunts
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  Alison: This
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  Bee: Yeah,<00:32:15.948> you<00:32:16.108> wouldn't<00:32:16.548> forget.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Bee: is<00:32:23.138> the<00:32:23.338> fight
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  Mandy: that's<00:32:24.758> pretty<00:32:24.998> intense
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  Bee: I'm<00:32:29.708> still<00:32:29.968> there<00:32:30.138> too
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  Mandy: I<00:32:31.020> think<00:32:31.360> Kurt<00:32:32.270> has<00:32:33.090> a<00:32:33.430> strong <00:32:34.360>ability<00:32:35.820> to<00:32:36.300> repress<00:32:36.980> his<00:32:37.130> own<00:32:37.360> feelings.
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  Emily: Oh,<00:32:39.922> 100%.
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  Mandy: So<00:32:40.250> maybe<00:32:40.610> he<00:32:40.770> was<00:32:41.060> like,<00:32:41.610> "I'm <00:32:41.820>the<00:32:41.880> one<00:32:42.020> that<00:32:42.140> broke<00:32:42.330> up<00:32:42.480> with<00:32:42.630> Blaine.
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  I<00:32:44.080> made<00:32:44.330> that<00:32:44.510> decision.
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  I'm<00:32:45.300> not<00:32:45.500> bothered<00:32:45.800> by<00:32:45.910> being <00:32:46.080>in<00:32:46.140> the<00:32:46.200> same<00:32:46.410> restaurant.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Bee: Right.
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  Emily: Because<00:33:00.570> breakups<00:33:00.940> happen<00:33:01.210> every <00:33:01.410>day<00:33:02.380> I<00:33:02.460> can<00:33:02.610> do<00:33:02.750> this<00:33:02.910> with<00:33:03.000> the<00:33:03.070> entire<00:33:03.440> song
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  Bee: He<00:33:09.816> does.
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  Conflict,<00:33:31.138> which<00:33:31.298> is<00:33:31.458> very<00:33:31.718> annoying<00:33:32.548> and<00:33:33.748> And <00:33:34.118>so<00:33:35.658> they're...<00:33:35.998> I,<00:33:36.268> I,<00:33:37.118> I<00:33:37.198> should've<00:33:37.528> known
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Bee: What<00:33:48.218> annoyed<00:33:48.588> me<00:33:48.758> the<00:33:48.868> most<00:33:49.838> is <00:33:50.078>that<00:33:51.268> break<00:33:51.738> up<00:33:52.048> over<00:33:52.418> the<00:33:52.528> same<00:33:52.888> stuff
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  last<00:33:54.928> season.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Bee: thing
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  is<00:33:57.398> once<00:33:57.798> again<00:33:58.448> the<00:33:58.718> issue,<00:33:59.188> and <00:33:59.298>I'm<00:33:59.388> like,<00:33:59.518> "Y'all<00:33:59.738> couldn't<00:33:59.928> have
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  come<00:34:00.238> up<00:34:00.388> with<00:34:00.568> anything<00:34:01.808> else?"
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  Mandy: Let<00:34:02.974> them<00:34:03.194> fight<00:34:03.514> over<00:34:03.694> how <00:34:03.864>to<00:34:03.934> file<00:34:04.314> their<00:34:04.454> taxes<00:34:05.154> or<00:34:05.244> something.
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  Let<00:34:06.094> them
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  Bee: Or<00:34:06.440> like<00:34:06.670> they<00:34:06.770> could<00:34:06.910> have <00:34:07.030>thought<00:34:07.140> about<00:34:07.550> wedding<00:34:08.090> stuff
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: it<00:34:09.364> wasn't<00:34:09.704> cheating
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  Mandy: That's<00:34:11.328> true
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  Bee: mean,
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  Emily: 'Cause<00:34:12.432> like
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  Bee: but<00:34:12.950> that's<00:34:13.240> true.
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  Alison: At
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: there,
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  Alison: cheating.
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  Bee: sad<00:34:16.190> and<00:34:16.370> true.
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  Emily: and
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  Speaker: like,
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  Emily: sitting<00:34:17.851> there<00:34:18.001> and<00:34:18.181> Blaine<00:34:18.501> rushes <00:34:18.831>in,<00:34:19.031> it's<00:34:19.161> like<00:34:19.281> a<00:34:19.321> rainy<00:34:19.701> fucking<00:34:20.041> night,
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  although<00:34:20.531> weirdly<00:34:20.921> they're<00:34:21.061> sitting<00:34:21.361> outside.
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  and<00:34:22.871> Kurt's<00:34:23.131> like,<00:34:23.401> "Why<00:34:23.721> am<00:34:23.871> I<00:34:23.991> the<00:34:24.081> first<00:34:24.401> one <00:34:24.511>to<00:34:24.541> arrive?"<00:34:25.591> And<00:34:25.791> I'm<00:34:26.171> immediately,<00:34:26.701> I'm<00:34:26.791> like,
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  Mandy: I<00:34:29.686> was<00:34:29.826> so<00:34:30.066> thrown <00:34:30.346>off<00:34:30.546> by<00:34:30.646> how<00:34:30.716> that<00:34:30.946> started.
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  Emily: It's...<00:34:34.586> And<00:34:34.696> I'm<00:34:34.856> also<00:34:35.066> like, <00:34:35.326>it's<00:34:35.516> New<00:34:35.656> York,<00:34:36.046> everything<00:34:36.716> runs<00:34:36.996> late.
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  Maybe<00:34:37.516> his<00:34:37.726> train<00:34:38.666> didn't<00:34:39.216> come.
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  Alison: He<00:34:41.938> was<00:34:42.068> picking<00:34:42.448> a<00:34:42.498> fight
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  Emily: He<00:34:43.226> was<00:34:43.356> picking
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  Mandy: You<00:34:43.948> say<00:34:44.088> my<00:34:44.248> line,<00:34:44.528> yeah
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  Emily: sitting<00:34:45.266> there<00:34:45.346> stewing,<00:34:45.876> picking <00:34:46.236>a<00:34:46.276> fight,<00:34:47.246> and<00:34:47.426> Blaine<00:34:47.716> is<00:34:47.856> immediately<00:34:48.306> like
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  Alison: am<00:34:48.774> I<00:34:49.014> always
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  Emily: Always<00:34:49.874> the<00:34:49.954> first<00:34:50.224> one<00:34:50.324> to<00:34:50.384> arrive.
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  Bee: Right
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  Emily: you<00:34:51.674> or<00:34:51.754> does<00:34:51.954> it <00:34:51.994>just<00:34:52.184> feel<00:34:52.624> like<00:34:52.884> you<00:34:52.994> are?
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  Alison: He's<00:34:53.766> picking<00:34:54.006> a<00:34:54.036> fucking<00:34:54.266> fight
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  Emily: And<00:34:55.292> it's<00:34:55.462> I<00:34:55.552> don't<00:34:55.682> wanna<00:34:55.872> fight, <00:34:57.112>but<00:34:57.252> I'm<00:34:57.552> doing<00:34:57.822> all<00:34:57.992> the<00:34:58.032> wedding<00:34:58.312> planning.
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  That<00:35:02.002> doesn't<00:35:02.152> make<00:35:02.352> any<00:35:02.572> fucking<00:35:02.922> sense."
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  Mandy: should<00:35:03.756> have<00:35:03.786> been<00:35:03.956> the<00:35:04.026> red<00:35:04.216> flag.
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  therapy<00:35:08.256> or<00:35:08.306> couples<00:35:08.636> therapy.
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  Emily: Right
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  Mandy: You<00:35:10.116> don't<00:35:10.296> have<00:35:10.426> any <00:35:10.556>interest<00:35:11.006> in<00:35:11.716> wedding<00:35:11.996> planning."
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  Emily: Flowers?
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  The,<00:35:14.382> what<00:35:14.502> they're<00:35:14.792> wearing?
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  And<00:35:17.622> Blaine<00:35:18.502> Darren's<00:35:18.952> acting<00:35:19.382> during<00:35:19.652> this<00:35:19.882> is
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  Bee: So<00:35:20.342> good
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  Alison: the<00:35:23.596> saddest<00:35:24.256> puppy
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  Emily: most...
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  Alison: eyes
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  Emily: It's<00:35:28.736> i-<00:35:28.766> in<00:35:29.036> some<00:35:29.406> ways<00:35:29.676> it's<00:35:29.846> over<00:35:30.056> the <00:35:30.146>top,<00:35:30.506> and<00:35:30.576> in<00:35:30.766> other<00:35:30.986> ways<00:35:31.316> you're<00:35:31.386> like,<00:35:31.606> "This
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  Alison: at<00:35:33.976> the<00:35:34.096> end<00:35:34.196> of <00:35:34.256>his<00:35:34.406> rope<00:35:34.766> and<00:35:35.056> he's<00:35:35.346> 19.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:35:36.994> he's<00:35:37.494> not,<00:35:37.994> I<00:35:38.084> don't, <00:35:38.364>they<00:35:38.514> can't<00:35:38.704> even<00:35:38.854> sit<00:35:39.044> in<00:35:39.104> his<00:35:39.234> bar.
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  Alison: this<00:35:40.015> is<00:35:40.125> not<00:35:40.435> a<00:35:40.475> 30-year-old <00:35:41.295>trying<00:35:41.555> to<00:35:41.635> deal<00:35:41.995> with<00:35:42.365> the
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  This<00:35:44.065> man<00:35:44.225> is
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: and
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: bending<00:35:46.755> his<00:35:46.925> ass<00:35:47.245> over<00:35:47.505> backwards<00:35:49.205> and <00:35:49.835>deal<00:35:50.325> with<00:35:51.285> the<00:35:51.395> changes<00:35:51.855> in<00:35:51.925> his<00:35:52.125> relationship
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Ryan<00:35:57.088> Murphy, <00:35:57.478>first<00:35:57.748> of<00:35:57.828> all,<00:35:57.998> I<00:35:58.048> see<00:35:58.398> you
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  Emily: Dude,<00:35:59.172> I<00:35:59.312> know.
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  Okay,<00:35:59.722> I<00:35:59.812> thought<00:36:00.072> about<00:36:00.322> you<00:36:00.412> when<00:36:00.512> I <00:36:00.572>watched<00:36:00.892> this<00:36:01.062> and<00:36:01.142> I<00:36:01.222> almost<00:36:01.532> texted<00:36:01.902> you
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  Alison: it's<00:36:08.270> Ryan<00:36:08.590> Murphy<00:36:09.070> dissolving<00:36:10.650> gay <00:36:10.910>couples<00:36:11.460> with<00:36:11.670> the<00:36:11.740> phrase<00:36:12.380> y-<00:36:12.460> like,<00:36:12.770> "It's
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Emily: In,
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  Bee: talking<00:36:17.814> about?
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  Emily: s-<00:36:18.324> so<00:36:18.494> in<00:36:18.614> "9-1-1,"<00:36:19.494> another
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  Alison: Vague...
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  Mandy: Buddie?
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  That's
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  Alison: have<00:36:23.624> what
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  Mandy: I<00:36:23.910> wasn't<00:36:24.210> sure
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  Alison: what<00:36:24.894> we<00:36:25.044> affectionately<00:36:25.534> call <00:36:25.794>the,<00:36:26.074> their<00:36:26.304> first<00:36:26.724> premarital<00:36:27.274> divorce.
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  Alison: copied<00:36:35.436> his<00:36:35.616> own<00:36:35.786> homework<00:36:36.876> is
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  Emily: But<00:36:37.301> it's<00:36:37.521> did<00:36:37.821> someone<00:36:38.251> say <00:36:38.561>this<00:36:38.751> to<00:36:38.871> Ryan<00:36:39.221> Murphy<00:36:39.791> or<00:36:40.001> the<00:36:40.151> writer?
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  Speaker: this<00:36:42.598> is
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  Alison: a<00:36:42.788> personal<00:36:43.288> beef
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  Emily: this<00:36:44.131> feels<00:36:44.391> personal<00:36:44.991> to <00:36:45.111>use<00:36:45.361> it<00:36:46.161> in<00:36:46.311> this<00:36:46.501> exact<00:36:47.001> same<00:36:47.291> way
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: years<00:36:48.654> apart.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:36:50.744> he,<00:36:51.484> there's <00:36:51.664>something<00:36:51.944> he's<00:36:52.094> not<00:36:52.294> letting<00:36:52.524> go<00:36:52.724> of
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  Speaker: Yeah
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  Emily: still<00:36:53.906> hurts<00:36:54.136> 'cause<00:36:54.316> it's <00:36:54.456>about<00:36:54.866> like<00:36:55.206> living<00:36:55.696> together<00:36:56.216> too.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  you're
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  Bee: Oh
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  Alison: here,<00:37:03.508> you're<00:37:03.668> around,
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  Speaker: and<00:37:04.858> I<00:37:04.998> can't
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: you've<00:37:14.568> been<00:37:14.758> aloof,<00:37:15.118> remote,<00:37:15.438> and
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  Emily: Oh<00:37:15.996> my<00:37:16.156> God,<00:37:16.656> Ryan<00:37:16.946> Murphy <00:37:17.266>needs<00:37:17.526> to<00:37:17.606> get<00:37:17.746> his<00:37:17.866> shit<00:37:18.076> together
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Ricardo.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  And
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  Alison: adorable.
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  You<00:37:39.618> deserve<00:37:39.998> better.
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  Emily: And<00:37:41.218> Kurt<00:37:41.448> has<00:37:41.638> one<00:37:42.048> single <00:37:42.558>tear<00:37:42.948> running<00:37:43.208> down<00:37:43.418> his<00:37:43.608> face.
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  Alison: It's<00:37:44.288> beautiful
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  Emily: It<00:37:45.418> is<00:37:45.558> beautiful.
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  It's<00:37:46.718> a<00:37:46.758> little<00:37:47.038> late<00:37:47.428> since <00:37:47.608>you<00:37:47.688> broke<00:37:48.018> up<00:37:48.178> your<00:37:48.278> life,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Oh,<00:37:49.780> late
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  Mandy: I<00:37:50.446> do<00:37:50.756> think<00:37:51.266> that<00:37:51.746> in<00:37:51.986> this<00:37:52.136> episode <00:37:52.546>in<00:37:52.676> general,<00:37:53.096> and<00:37:53.706> scenes<00:37:54.006> we<00:37:54.076> haven't<00:37:54.326> gotten
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  He's,<00:38:02.876> he<00:38:02.986> was<00:38:03.186> giving<00:38:03.436> us<00:38:03.636> parts<00:38:03.916> of <00:38:04.006>Kurt<00:38:04.376> we<00:38:04.456> don't<00:38:04.706> normally<00:38:05.276> get<00:38:05.546> to<00:38:05.646> see,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: he<00:38:09.334> did.
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  Yeah,<00:38:09.774> 'cause
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  Alison: him<00:38:10.344> that
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  Emily: Darren<00:38:11.554> was<00:38:11.754> out<00:38:11.904> there<00:38:12.114> of<00:38:12.244> like,<00:38:12.624> "Do <00:38:12.764>you<00:38:12.914> even<00:38:13.164> wanna<00:38:13.354> marry<00:38:13.724> me?"<00:38:14.004> From<00:38:14.204> his<00:38:14.444> gut,
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: and<00:38:16.344> Kurt<00:38:16.704> finally<00:38:17.104> letting <00:38:17.404>go<00:38:17.624> with<00:38:17.764> like,<00:38:17.944> "Maybe<00:38:18.284> I<00:38:18.394> don't,"<00:38:18.704> and
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  Blaine<00:38:18.994> took<00:38:19.174> that<00:38:19.244> really<00:38:19.514> personally
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  Speaker: Yeah.
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  Mandy: I
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  Bee: I<00:38:22.324> guess<00:38:22.394> he<00:38:22.424> should
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  Mandy: why
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  Speaker: Can't<00:38:23.398> imagine<00:38:23.818> why
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  Emily: 'Cause<00:38:24.822> like<00:38:25.352> his<00:38:25.582> next<00:38:25.832> lines,<00:38:26.142> like <00:38:26.272>he<00:38:26.382> could<00:38:26.552> barely<00:38:26.822> get<00:38:27.032> out<00:38:27.202> of<00:38:27.282> his<00:38:27.462> mouth.
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  Kurt/Chris<00:38:34.542> really,<00:38:34.802> I <00:38:34.882>think,<00:38:35.122> having<00:38:35.412> to<00:38:35.512> step<00:38:36.572> up
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  Mandy: 'Cause
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  Emily: it
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  Mandy: I<00:38:39.460> think<00:38:39.660> that<00:38:39.820> kind<00:38:40.020> of<00:38:40.100> acting <00:38:40.510>comes<00:38:40.840> so<00:38:41.650> naturally<00:38:42.750> to<00:38:42.900> Darren
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  Emily: does
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  Mandy: not<00:38:45.510> naturally<00:38:46.190> to<00:38:46.350> Chris<00:38:47.130> that
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  Emily: you're<00:38:47.480> right
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  Mandy: the<00:38:47.672> fact<00:38:47.932> that<00:38:48.052> they <00:38:48.142>were<00:38:48.382> a<00:38:48.482> little<00:38:48.812> bit<00:38:48.942> on<00:38:49.142> the<00:38:49.202> same
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  level<00:38:49.872> was,<00:38:50.072> like,<00:38:50.862> impressive
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Mandy: in,<00:38:53.062> for<00:38:53.312> Chris
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  Emily: I<00:38:54.442> want<00:38:54.672> the<00:38:54.732> dailies<00:38:55.422> or<00:38:55.522> like <00:38:55.812>the<00:38:55.872> behind<00:38:56.172> the<00:38:56.222> scenes<00:38:56.512> of<00:38:56.652> those.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Ooh,<00:38:58.614> that<00:38:58.734> would<00:38:58.834> be<00:38:58.934> good
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  Emily: does<00:39:00.152> Darren<00:39:00.512> fall<00:39:01.022> into<00:39:01.382> that?
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  where<00:39:04.412> does<00:39:04.572> Chris<00:39:04.922> start<00:39:05.332> out,
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: does<00:39:07.162> it<00:39:07.242> take<00:39:07.442> him<00:39:07.682> to<00:39:07.792> get<00:39:07.952> into<00:39:08.222> it?
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  Mandy: I<00:39:09.072> feel<00:39:09.182> like<00:39:09.342> Chris<00:39:09.622> is<00:39:09.712> just<00:39:09.892> not<00:39:10.222> like <00:39:10.492>being<00:39:10.882> that<00:39:11.182> vulnerable<00:39:11.952> on<00:39:12.162> camera,<00:39:12.572> even<00:39:13.092> e-
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  Emily: I<00:39:16.507> agree<00:39:17.507> Get<00:39:17.597> it<00:39:17.667> together,<00:39:18.677> Chris.
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  give<00:39:19.627> us<00:39:19.717> more.
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  Mandy: but<00:39:21.067> he<00:39:21.307> does<00:39:21.537> later<00:39:21.837> on.
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  I<00:39:22.067> was<00:39:22.207> really<00:39:22.857> impressed
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  Alison: does.
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  Mandy: on.
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  Emily: He<00:39:24.082> does.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: better
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  Emily: It<00:39:26.747> gets<00:39:26.957> better
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:39:28.308> it<00:39:28.388> gets<00:39:28.628> worse,<00:39:29.118> but<00:39:29.828> sure,
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  Alison: gets<00:39:30.540> a<00:39:30.590> little
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  Mandy: his<00:39:30.958> acting<00:39:31.318> gets<00:39:31.518> better
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Alison: It's<00:39:35.161> the<00:39:35.231> perspective<00:39:35.911> I <00:39:36.021>think<00:39:36.321> that<00:39:36.451> really<00:39:36.701> got<00:39:36.971> me<00:39:37.121> here
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  Emily: We<00:39:38.181> got<00:39:38.271> a<00:39:38.321> Will<00:39:38.691> Schuester<00:39:39.011> jump<00:39:39.231> scare
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yep
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  Mandy: intro<00:39:44.271> gimmick<00:39:44.851> type<00:39:45.131> thing.
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  Emily: He,<00:39:46.961> Wells<00:39:47.321> Schuster's<00:39:47.591> got<00:39:47.731> a <00:39:47.761>baby,<00:39:48.071> a<00:39:48.141> redheaded<00:39:48.521> baby,<00:39:49.431> obviously.
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  Speaker: Yeah,
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  Emily: genetics,<00:39:52.941> but
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  Alison: We<00:39:53.657> will<00:39:53.797> discuss<00:39:54.207> it
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  Bee: In<00:40:08.277> full<00:40:08.477> costume<00:40:08.987> and<00:40:09.077> lighting
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  Emily: full<00:40:10.137> costume<00:40:10.507> and<00:40:10.617> lighting, <00:40:11.767>at<00:40:12.617> the<00:40:12.927> McKinley<00:40:13.377> Auditorium.
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  Wasn't<00:40:14.337> really<00:40:14.517> sure<00:40:14.857> where<00:40:15.017> they<00:40:15.127> were
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  Alison: It's<00:40:16.027> an<00:40:16.277> auditorium
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  Emily: auditorium.
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  it's<00:40:18.623> been<00:40:18.773> used<00:40:19.033> for<00:40:19.163> like <00:40:19.543>sectionals<00:40:20.083> before,<00:40:20.403> I'm<00:40:20.473> not<00:40:20.613> sure
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:40:21.521> I<00:40:21.601> think
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  Bee: Probably
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  Alison: probably<00:40:23.411> the<00:40:23.511> season <00:40:23.851>one,<00:40:24.571> adrenaline<00:40:24.991> space,<00:40:25.331> but<00:40:25.471> I,<00:40:25.581> I
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: tell<00:40:26.211> you<00:40:26.361> like<00:40:26.551> how<00:40:26.791> else<00:40:27.071> it's<00:40:27.171> used
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  Emily: And<00:40:28.547> they're<00:40:28.977> good.
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  They're<00:40:29.307> Vocal<00:40:29.547> Adrenaline.
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  Alison: Yeah,
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  Emily: I<00:40:30.817> just<00:40:30.967> didn't <00:40:31.097>really<00:40:31.257> care<00:40:31.467> for<00:40:31.597> this<00:40:31.777> song.
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  Mandy: No
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  Emily: It<00:40:34.067> didn't<00:40:34.297> with<00:40:34.467> me.
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  Bee: I<00:40:37.627> can't<00:40:37.827> believe<00:40:38.007> they<00:40:38.107> didn't<00:40:38.247> take<00:40:38.467> that <00:40:38.757>opportunity<00:40:39.367> to<00:40:39.537> do<00:40:39.797> a<00:40:39.907> pop,<00:40:40.977> current<00:40:41.307> pop<00:40:41.527> song
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Bee: thing.
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  That<00:40:43.707> would've<00:40:43.867> been<00:40:43.987> a<00:40:44.047> great<00:40:44.287> opportunity
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  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: The<00:40:46.037> song<00:40:46.257> choices<00:40:46.637> in <00:40:46.747>this<00:40:46.887> episode,<00:40:47.287> I<00:40:47.337> was<00:40:47.497> like,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Kind<00:40:49.197> of
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  Emily: That's<00:40:49.459> fine."
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  Alison: the<00:40:49.907> bottom<00:40:50.137> of <00:40:50.197>the<00:40:50.267> Sony<00:40:50.577> barrel<00:40:50.897> there
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  Emily: Little,<00:40:52.119> little<00:40:52.869> Yeah.
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  I'm<00:40:53.459> like,<00:40:53.639> "I<00:40:53.709> think<00:40:53.919> this<00:40:54.059> is<00:40:54.129> fine." <00:40:54.489>But,<00:40:54.829> Rachel<00:40:55.669> sneaks<00:40:55.999> in<00:40:56.169> to<00:40:56.239> watch,<00:40:56.879> or
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  I<00:40:58.339> don't<00:40:58.579> know.
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  She's<00:40:58.669> there<00:40:58.799> to<00:40:58.859> watch.
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  She<00:40:59.669> is<00:40:59.839> dressed<00:41:00.279> like <00:41:00.609>season<00:41:01.569> one,<00:41:02.729> two<00:41:03.049> Rachel.
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  It's<00:41:03.549> a<00:41:03.599> little<00:41:04.369> off-putting,<00:41:04.969> honestly.
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  "You<00:41:22.009> absolutely<00:41:22.659> need<00:41:22.829> to<00:41:22.889> keep<00:41:23.099> that<00:41:23.239> fucking
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  Speaker: Correct
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  Emily: Do<00:41:24.899> not<00:41:25.109> come<00:41:25.279> back<00:41:25.459> to<00:41:25.549> McKinley <00:41:25.989>to<00:41:26.089> save<00:41:26.469> your<00:41:26.569> fucking<00:41:26.989> life."
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  Bee: I<00:41:28.139> was<00:41:28.339> floored<00:41:28.749> by<00:41:28.929> that.
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  I<00:41:29.299> also<00:41:29.549> wrote<00:41:29.769> that<00:41:29.939> down.
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  I<00:41:30.449> was<00:41:30.579> like,<00:41:30.729> "For<00:41:30.919> real?"
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  Emily: Five<00:41:32.105> times?
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  Like
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  Bee: Also,<00:41:34.315> Schuster's<00:41:34.905> clearly<00:41:35.275> like <00:41:35.485>reaching<00:41:35.795> his<00:41:35.975> full<00:41:36.155> potential<00:41:36.595> with<00:41:36.725> Vocal
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  Adrenaline<00:41:37.385> because<00:41:38.035> you're<00:41:38.145> telling <00:41:38.405>me<00:41:38.535> the<00:41:38.665> same<00:41:39.035> man<00:41:40.095> and<00:41:40.315> picked<00:41:40.595> music<00:41:40.975> for
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  this<00:41:41.505> group<00:41:41.775> versus<00:41:42.185> the<00:41:42.305> other<00:41:42.545> group?
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Bee: clearly<00:41:44.085> he's<00:41:44.305> just<00:41:44.465> working <00:41:44.755>with<00:41:45.155> way<00:41:45.645> more<00:41:45.915> raw<00:41:46.125> talent
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Bee: oh,<00:41:48.765> New<00:41:48.905> Directions<00:41:49.335> could<00:41:49.475> never.
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  Alison: I<00:41:50.733> love<00:41:51.223> in<00:41:51.413> particular, <00:41:52.003>he's,<00:41:52.473> I<00:41:52.553> think<00:41:52.773> he's<00:41:53.003> still
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  at<00:41:53.503> the<00:41:53.593> house<00:41:54.093> that<00:41:54.213> I<00:41:54.303> missed.
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  He's<00:41:55.143> talking<00:41:55.453> to<00:41:55.513> the<00:41:55.613> baby<00:41:56.563> and<00:41:56.683> he's <00:41:56.863>like<00:41:57.063> lamenting<00:41:57.623> the<00:41:57.683> differences<00:41:58.133> between
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  And<00:42:01.303> he's<00:42:01.473> like,<00:42:01.663> "Yeah,<00:42:01.833> there's <00:42:02.133>no<00:42:02.293> Mercedes<00:42:02.843> to<00:42:02.933> park<00:42:03.253> and<00:42:03.353> bark<00:42:03.753> and
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: And<00:42:06.251> my<00:42:06.481> notes<00:42:06.821> literally <00:42:07.191>read,<00:42:07.631> "No<00:42:07.891> Journey,<00:42:08.211> God<00:42:08.421> bless
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  Mandy: No<00:42:09.761> journey
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  Emily: You<00:42:10.799> picked<00:42:11.209> the<00:42:11.289> songs,<00:42:11.919> dude.
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  Alison: time
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  Emily: If<00:42:14.019> there's<00:42:14.199> no <00:42:14.329>journey,<00:42:14.739> that's<00:42:14.969> on<00:42:15.209> you.
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  That,<00:42:16.039> that's<00:42:16.479> you
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  Alison: also<00:42:18.599> something<00:42:19.199> that<00:42:20.189> it, <00:42:20.429>it<00:42:20.619> shouldn't<00:42:21.109> have,<00:42:21.589> I<00:42:21.659> don't<00:42:21.869> think,
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  been<00:42:22.449> quite<00:42:22.689> as<00:42:22.789> strong<00:42:23.339> as<00:42:23.489> it<00:42:23.579> was <00:42:23.869>for<00:42:23.999> me,<00:42:24.189> but<00:42:24.329> it<00:42:24.439> was<00:42:24.749> so<00:42:25.169> strong.
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  Will's<00:42:26.429> talking<00:42:26.799> about,<00:42:27.099> all<00:42:27.299> the <00:42:27.349>people<00:42:27.809> in<00:42:27.869> his<00:42:27.979> life,<00:42:28.269> like<00:42:28.429> the
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  baby<00:42:28.909> and<00:42:29.019> all<00:42:29.179> these<00:42:29.349> things.
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  You<00:42:30.009> know<00:42:30.099> who<00:42:30.299> wasn't<00:42:30.569> in <00:42:30.759>his<00:42:30.989> list<00:42:31.309> of<00:42:31.459> good<00:42:31.609> things?
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  Emily: Rachel?
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  Mandy: Oof.
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  Alison: Emma<00:42:33.879> Pillsbury.
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Oof
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  Alison: Emma<00:42:38.148> Pillsbury<00:42:38.758> is <00:42:39.048>nowhere<00:42:40.068> in<00:42:40.318> this<00:42:40.478> episode.
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  Will<00:42:41.468> does<00:42:41.658> not<00:42:41.878> talk
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: see<00:42:43.338> her<00:42:43.488> in<00:42:43.668> the<00:42:43.738> house.
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  Where<00:42:44.908> is<00:42:45.058> Emma?
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  Emily: That's<00:42:46.228> because<00:42:46.508> men <00:42:46.718>don't<00:42:46.868> really<00:42:47.048> like<00:42:47.268> women
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  Mandy: Mm.
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  Alison: your<00:42:48.611> wife,<00:42:49.611> William?
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  Mandy: got<00:42:50.552> the,<00:42:50.732> he<00:42:50.812> got<00:42:50.982> the <00:42:51.032>baby<00:42:51.452> and<00:42:51.572> he's<00:42:51.792> happy<00:42:52.032> now.
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  He<00:42:52.462> has<00:42:52.742> spread<00:42:53.062> his<00:42:53.212> seed
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  He<00:42:54.760> got<00:42:54.930> what<00:42:55.000> he<00:42:55.050> wanted
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  Alison: Like<00:42:55.994> that<00:42:56.164> whole<00:42:56.494> time<00:42:56.814> I'm <00:42:56.924>like,<00:42:57.154> "Yeah,<00:42:57.544> that's<00:42:57.784> very<00:42:58.074> clearly
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  an<00:42:59.074> Emma<00:42:59.344> Pillsbury,<00:43:00.454> bright<00:43:00.794> redheaded <00:43:01.174>baby,<00:43:01.504> but<00:43:01.654> like<00:43:01.834> where<00:43:02.074> is<00:43:02.214> Emma?"
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  Emily: She
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  Alison: household<00:43:04.200> I<00:43:04.260> care <00:43:04.520>about,<00:43:04.780> where<00:43:05.000> are<00:43:05.160> you?
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  Bee: Glee<00:43:06.160> was<00:43:06.320> never<00:43:06.590> good<00:43:06.840> at<00:43:07.040> there's <00:43:07.490>too<00:43:07.680> many<00:43:08.060> fucking<00:43:08.370> characters.
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  So<00:43:09.260> it's
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  Speaker: true
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  Bee: okay,<00:43:09.810> they<00:43:09.920> don't<00:43:10.110> wanna<00:43:10.320> pay<00:43:11.070> for<00:43:11.330> Jemma <00:43:11.700>to<00:43:11.780> come<00:43:12.010> back<00:43:12.210> for<00:43:12.330> this<00:43:12.570> episode<00:43:13.720> for<00:43:13.950> a<00:43:14.030> scene.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Bee: "He's<00:43:24.760> on<00:43:24.870> a<00:43:24.900> swingers<00:43:25.270> cruise, <00:43:25.470>we're<00:43:25.570> getting<00:43:25.790> divorced."<00:43:26.430> He<00:43:26.590> could've
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  Alison: Right.
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  Emily: have<00:43:36.404> to<00:43:36.494> kill<00:43:36.904> her
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  Alison: didn't<00:43:37.712> have<00:43:37.842> to
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Bee: nice
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  Mandy: I<00:43:46.039> feel<00:43:46.149> like<00:43:46.299> they<00:43:46.379> could<00:43:46.509> have <00:43:46.539>easily<00:43:46.999> said<00:43:47.279> that<00:43:47.419> the<00:43:47.469> baby<00:43:47.709> had<00:43:47.839> a
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: could<00:43:52.239> have,
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Bee: That's<00:43:56.461> perfect.
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  Emily: And<00:43:57.181> you<00:43:57.251> just<00:43:57.431> have
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  Alison: Easy.
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  Easy<00:44:04.111> breezy.
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  Emily: Why<00:44:05.221> don't<00:44:05.361> we<00:44:05.471> write<00:44:05.681> TV<00:44:05.921> shows?
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: it's<00:44:07.871> hard
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  Alison: have<00:44:08.393> to<00:44:08.493> work<00:44:08.643> in<00:44:08.703> Hollywood <00:44:09.123>and<00:44:09.213> that<00:44:09.373> sounds<00:44:09.543> like<00:44:09.653> a<00:44:09.693> nightmare,<00:44:10.223> so
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  Emily: a<00:44:11.073> nightmare.
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  It<00:44:12.393> sucks.
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  Mandy: no
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  Alison: Confirmed
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  Emily: Confirmed.
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  Alison: The
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  Emily: Leroy,
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  Alison: f-<00:44:22.583> like
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  Emily: there's
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  Alison: of<00:44:23.353> them,<00:44:23.853> four
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  Emily: five<00:44:24.315> people<00:44:24.565> left.
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  Alison: Amazing
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Bee: Okay.
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  Emily: That...
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  Bee: girl<00:44:48.793> thing.
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  She<00:44:49.273> like<00:44:49.413> fixated<00:44:49.903> on<00:44:50.063> them.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Uh-huh.
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  Emily: had<00:44:59.104> never,<00:45:00.204> I<00:45:00.284> guess,<00:45:00.474> seen <00:45:00.824>the<00:45:00.914> episode<00:45:01.494> or,<00:45:02.664> I<00:45:02.734> don't<00:45:02.854> know.
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  Bee: But
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  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: We<00:45:16.074> have<00:45:16.204> the<00:45:16.274> loft<00:45:17.284> that<00:45:17.424> she<00:45:17.634> inherited <00:45:18.184>from,<00:45:18.614> I<00:45:18.694> think<00:45:18.954> she<00:45:19.084> said<00:45:19.374> dead<00:45:19.804> grandmothers
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  Alison: Kurt-<00:45:21.589> it<00:45:21.649> was <00:45:21.779>Sert's<00:45:22.949> dead<00:45:23.359> grandmother's
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  Emily: so<00:45:24.705> it<00:45:24.805> said<00:45:25.005> grandmothers.
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  The<00:45:25.875> purple<00:45:26.145> piano.
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  Alison: Bless
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  Emily: have<00:45:28.295> a<00:45:28.355> fake<00:45:28.815> Mercedes<00:45:29.385> and<00:45:29.485> a<00:45:29.525> fake <00:45:29.985>Brittany<00:45:30.335> who<00:45:30.475> are<00:45:30.585> sleeping<00:45:31.265> under<00:45:31.905> the
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: And<00:45:36.855> then<00:45:36.995> fucking<00:45:37.575> Carrot<00:45:38.075> Top
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:45:39.385> that's<00:45:39.605> so<00:45:39.785> random
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  Emily: What?
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  As<00:45:42.163> fake<00:45:42.473> Artie<00:45:42.763> in<00:45:42.893> the<00:45:42.963> wheelchair.
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  I...
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  Alison: so<00:45:46.403> all<00:45:46.803> of<00:45:46.923> this
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  Emily: What?
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  Alison: right?
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: There<00:45:59.288> was<00:45:59.418> something <00:45:59.758>about<00:45:59.988> it<00:46:00.058> like,<00:46:00.248> you<00:46:00.308> know<00:46:00.438> what?
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  I'd<00:46:02.868> regret<00:46:03.218> it,<00:46:03.498> but<00:46:03.598> I'd<00:46:03.718> give<00:46:03.918> it<00:46:04.038> 27<00:46:04.518> minutes
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Especially<00:46:06.943> because<00:46:07.353> Sert <00:46:07.823>comes<00:46:08.143> in<00:46:08.313> with<00:46:08.543> the<00:46:08.643> line<00:46:09.213> of<00:46:09.443> the<00:46:09.603> episode
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  Emily: I<00:46:11.043> totally<00:46:11.573> blanked<00:46:11.893> what<00:46:12.003> he <00:46:12.033>says<00:46:12.443> 'cause<00:46:12.643> I<00:46:12.693> was<00:46:12.863> like,<00:46:13.053> "I<00:46:13.133> can't."
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  Alison: so<00:46:13.851> they're<00:46:13.991> all<00:46:14.221> talking<00:46:14.831> and <00:46:14.961>it's,<00:46:15.271> it's<00:46:15.541> not<00:46:15.961> very<00:46:16.321> good,<00:46:16.771> and<00:46:17.151> no
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  Emily: Oh,<00:46:30.670> dear<00:46:30.760> God.
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  Well,<00:46:32.090> good<00:46:32.230> for
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  him.
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  Alison: Good<00:46:33.301> for
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: And<00:46:34.191> then<00:46:34.611> he<00:46:34.931> falls<00:46:35.811> down <00:46:36.401>and<00:46:36.811> gets<00:46:37.051> hit<00:46:37.581> with<00:46:37.721> a<00:46:37.811> lighting
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  Emily: He<00:46:39.986> does.
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  They're<00:46:44.936> just<00:46:45.136> like,<00:46:45.386> "Yeah,<00:46:45.596> whatever."
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  Alison: Forgot<00:46:46.636> to<00:46:46.726> take <00:46:46.956>his<00:46:47.166> narcolepsy<00:46:47.876> medication
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  Emily: And<00:46:49.476> like<00:46:49.696> maybe<00:46:49.916> that's <00:46:50.086>why<00:46:50.206> there's<00:46:50.406> only<00:46:50.596> one<00:46:50.776> episode<00:46:51.156> is
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  Alison: an
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  Emily: second<00:46:53.216> lead
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  Alison: I,<00:46:54.416> it's...<00:46:55.426> You
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  Emily: I
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  Emily: Stupid
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  Alison: It's<00:47:01.596> something
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  Emily: And<00:47:02.910> they're <00:47:03.140>trying<00:47:03.410> to<00:47:03.540> console<00:47:04.240> Rachel.
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  Mandy: That's<00:47:28.081> what<00:47:28.171> you're <00:47:28.281>gonna<00:47:28.421> be<00:47:28.521> judged<00:47:28.861> for.
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  Speaker: Not<00:47:33.473> at<00:47:33.593> all
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  Emily: had<00:47:34.725> l-<00:47:35.045> you<00:47:35.225> had<00:47:36.025> not <00:47:36.265>everything,<00:47:36.935> but<00:47:37.155> everything.
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  Alison: Everything
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  Emily: Your<00:47:39.965> dream<00:47:40.455> role.
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  Alison: you're<00:47:47.319> not<00:47:47.729> because
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  Emily: Like
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: No<00:48:00.658> one.
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  I'm<00:48:03.348> so<00:48:03.458> sorry.
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  It's<00:48:19.158> Lima.
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  Lima,<00:48:20.078> Ohio.
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  I<00:48:21.288> don't<00:48:21.438> imagine<00:48:21.788> their<00:48:21.868> budget's<00:48:22.238> very<00:48:22.408> big.
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  But
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  Bee: can't<00:48:23.963> just<00:48:24.133> change<00:48:24.473> it <00:48:25.243>based<00:48:25.533> on<00:48:25.643> the<00:48:25.693> whim<00:48:25.933> of<00:48:26.273> an<00:48:26.473> alumni.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:48:28.628> school<00:48:28.948> alumni.
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  Mandy: So<00:48:36.761> yeah,<00:48:37.081> I<00:48:37.171> literally<00:48:37.651> made<00:48:38.001> a <00:48:38.071>note,<00:48:38.541> like<00:48:39.451> between<00:48:39.961> eight<00:48:40.211> weeks<00:48:40.501> on
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  Emily: Not<00:48:45.865> much
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  Mandy: She's<00:48:47.351> been<00:48:47.611> in<00:48:47.751> hiding<00:48:48.271> for<00:48:48.451> six<00:48:48.811> months
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  Like<00:48:50.331> supporting<00:48:50.791> herself<00:48:51.351> presumably<00:48:51.951> somehow
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  Emily: Seven,<00:48:53.491> yeah,<00:48:53.781> $7?
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  I<00:48:54.821> don't<00:48:54.961> know.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  A<00:48:56.411> shiny<00:48:57.451> quarter<00:48:58.131> towards<00:48:58.521> the<00:48:58.691> new<00:48:58.821> budget
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  Emily: Here<00:49:00.201> is<00:49:00.731> a<00:49:00.791> buffalo<00:49:01.191> nickel.
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  Please<00:49:02.001> enjoy.
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  Bee: And
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  Emily: Which...
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  Alison: she
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  Speaker: is
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  Bee: year?
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Doesn't,
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  I<00:49:17.681> forget.
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  Mandy: Why<00:49:18.605> don't<00:49:18.775> you<00:49:18.885> run<00:49:19.115> for<00:49:19.295> it?
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  Bee: Doesn't<00:49:20.455> the<00:49:20.755> school<00:49:21.015> board<00:49:21.335> pick<00:49:21.505> it?
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  Emily: I<00:49:22.177> have<00:49:22.387> no
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:49:22.749> maybe
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Mandy: you<00:49:24.023> write<00:49:24.163> it<00:49:24.253> for<00:49:24.313> the<00:49:24.413> school<00:49:24.613> board
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  Bee: or<00:49:25.679> something,<00:49:26.159> and<00:49:26.249> then<00:49:26.359> you,<00:49:26.479> yeah, <00:49:26.659>you<00:49:26.909> get<00:49:27.089> elected<00:49:27.469> to<00:49:27.549> the<00:49:27.619> school<00:49:27.839> board
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  Emily: Okay.
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  Alison: You<00:49:39.909> mean<00:49:40.309> if<00:49:40.469> I<00:49:40.539> wanna <00:49:40.789>do<00:49:40.899> something,<00:49:41.239> I<00:49:41.329> have<00:49:41.549> to<00:49:41.639> do<00:49:41.869> it?
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  Emily: See,<00:49:43.877> this<00:49:44.057> is<00:49:44.157> why<00:49:44.337> I<00:49:44.367> don't<00:49:44.557> do<00:49:44.677> things.
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  I<00:49:45.777> don't<00:49:45.877> wanna<00:49:46.297> do<00:49:46.487> them.
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  Alison: This<00:49:54.395> scene<00:49:55.275> personally<00:49:55.955> attacked<00:49:56.415> me.
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  I'm<00:49:57.845> quite<00:49:58.095> upset<00:49:58.365> about<00:49:58.615> it.
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  Emily: good<00:49:59.817> way<00:49:59.977> or<00:50:00.087> a<00:50:00.127> bad<00:50:00.317> way?
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  Alison: Well,<00:50:01.125> because<00:50:01.585> I've<00:50:01.795> been<00:50:02.135> doing <00:50:02.655>a<00:50:02.745> lot<00:50:03.125> of<00:50:03.325> writing,<00:50:03.905> and<00:50:04.145> the<00:50:04.235> Klaine
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  Emily: Oh
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  Bee: Uhum
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  Mandy: Hello
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  Alison: Kurt<00:50:10.805> being<00:50:11.215> sad<00:50:11.635> on<00:50:11.735> Rachel's <00:50:12.185>bed,<00:50:12.415> and<00:50:12.665> the<00:50:12.735> Klaine<00:50:13.345> theme<00:50:13.825> is
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Well,<00:50:21.565> he<00:50:21.735> admits<00:50:22.035> that<00:50:22.175> he<00:50:22.215> blew <00:50:22.525>it<00:50:22.655> with<00:50:22.785> Blaine,<00:50:23.485> the<00:50:23.555> best<00:50:23.845> thing
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  that<00:50:24.105> ever<00:50:24.265> happened<00:50:24.615> to<00:50:24.745> him.
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  Alison: Ruh-roh
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  Emily: We<00:50:26.885> told<00:50:27.205> you.
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  Alison: I<00:50:27.857> told
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: We've<00:50:29.365> been<00:50:29.635> trying<00:50:30.025> to<00:50:30.095> tell <00:50:30.375>you,<00:50:30.585> dude,<00:50:31.715> and<00:50:31.895> you<00:50:32.105> weren't<00:50:32.395> listening
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  Alison: As<00:50:35.165> we
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  Mandy: I<00:50:35.489> do<00:50:35.689> appreciate,<00:50:36.449> I<00:50:36.549> think<00:50:36.759> this <00:50:36.909>is<00:50:37.019> the<00:50:37.099> scene<00:50:37.379> where<00:50:37.479> he<00:50:37.519> has<00:50:37.729> the<00:50:37.799> line
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  I'm<00:50:39.889> like,<00:50:40.039> "Yes,
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  Bee: Yeah
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  Alison: Yay
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  Mandy: Yes,<00:50:41.953> actually."<00:50:42.913> So<00:50:43.193> your <00:50:43.563>character<00:50:44.053> development<00:50:44.643> in<00:50:44.763> understanding
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  what<00:50:45.423> you<00:50:45.533> did<00:50:45.753> wrong<00:50:46.063> makes<00:50:46.353> sense.
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Alison: 'Cause
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  Emily: Yep,<00:50:48.441> he's<00:50:48.621> been
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  Mandy: The<00:50:48.813> rest<00:50:49.773> of<00:50:49.853> it <00:50:50.003>doesn't,<00:50:50.483> but<00:50:50.543> his<00:50:50.813> does
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: says<00:50:52.667> that<00:50:52.947> the<00:50:53.277> therapist <00:50:53.707>told<00:50:53.907> him<00:50:54.017> that<00:50:54.127> men,<00:50:54.957> that<00:50:55.107> he<00:50:55.207> has<00:50:55.357> a
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  Mandy: Which<00:51:01.667> like,
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  Emily: The
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  Mandy: I<00:51:02.741> can,
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  Emily: are<00:51:03.167> intricate
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  Mandy: considering<00:51:04.561> he<00:51:04.721> was<00:51:05.111> raised<00:51:05.501> by <00:51:06.221>manly<00:51:06.561> man<00:51:06.791> Bert<00:51:06.971> Hummel<00:51:07.551> I<00:51:07.651> can<00:51:07.841> believe<00:51:08.121> that.
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  He's,<00:51:12.861> you<00:51:12.921> know,<00:51:13.361> Kurt<00:51:13.711> is <00:51:14.501>quite<00:51:14.951> afraid<00:51:16.141> of<00:51:16.241> how<00:51:16.421> his<00:51:16.551> dad's
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  Like,<00:51:18.481> yeah,<00:51:18.551> again,<00:51:19.031> I'm<00:51:19.191> buying<00:51:19.541> it.
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  I'm<00:51:20.041> believing<00:51:20.531> this
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  Emily: And<00:51:21.887> he<00:51:22.027> does<00:51:23.077> point<00:51:23.357> out<00:51:23.627> that<00:51:23.677> he <00:51:23.877>knows<00:51:24.377> that<00:51:24.547> Blaine<00:51:24.847> is<00:51:24.977> not<00:51:25.147> like<00:51:25.327> that,
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: and<00:51:27.327> that<00:51:27.457> Blaine<00:51:27.677> was<00:51:27.817> never <00:51:28.157>afraid<00:51:28.557> of<00:51:28.657> emotional<00:51:29.177> intimacy
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  I<00:51:31.537> can<00:51:31.737> get<00:51:31.817> him<00:51:31.887> back.
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  I<00:51:32.177> can<00:51:32.297> do<00:51:32.417> this."<00:51:33.527> can't.
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  You<00:51:34.047> can't
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  Mandy: You--
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  Alison: You<00:51:34.921> cannot<00:51:35.361> do<00:51:35.501> this
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  Mandy: but<00:51:37.031> nah
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  Emily: Um,<00:51:38.731> we<00:51:38.851> do<00:51:39.011> briefly<00:51:39.481> have<00:51:39.711> to... <00:51:39.851>briefly<00:51:40.391> they're,<00:51:40.891> they're<00:51:41.521> turning
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  Alison: And<00:51:51.551> she's<00:51:51.561> throwing<00:51:52.529> an<00:51:53.109> enormous<00:51:53.799> fit <00:51:54.289>like<00:51:54.429> she's<00:51:54.699> done<00:51:54.989> many,<00:51:55.269> many<00:51:55.579> times<00:51:56.009> before,
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: but<00:51:57.809> this<00:51:58.059> one<00:51:58.249> just<00:51:58.489> doesn't
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  Mandy: Nah
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  Emily: 'cause<00:52:00.743> it<00:52:00.843> feels<00:52:01.113> performative
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  Speaker: Yeah
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  Emily: Sue<00:52:03.063> Sylvester<00:52:03.683> is<00:52:03.823> mad<00:52:04.043> at<00:52:04.133> them<00:52:04.383> again.
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  I<00:52:04.853> bet<00:52:05.083> she'll<00:52:05.283> turn<00:52:05.573> around<00:52:05.893> at<00:52:06.013> the<00:52:06.203> end."
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  Mandy: Like<00:52:07.439> some<00:52:08.069> nods<00:52:08.579> to<00:52:08.689> season <00:52:09.159>one,<00:52:09.659> like<00:52:09.869> wardrobe<00:52:10.429> and<00:52:10.539> stuff,<00:52:11.029> cool.
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  Trying<00:52:11.919> to<00:52:12.039> revert<00:52:12.499> Sue<00:52:12.989> back<00:52:13.279> to<00:52:13.379> that
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  Doesn't<00:52:14.611> really<00:52:15.001> work.
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  Alison: Nope
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  Mandy: It's<00:52:16.311> been<00:52:16.551> way<00:52:16.801> too<00:52:16.951> many<00:52:17.131> years
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  Emily: Yep,<00:52:18.761> exactly.
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  Just<00:52:19.501> let<00:52:19.671> her<00:52:19.751> be
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  Alison: way<00:52:20.641> too<00:52:20.801> much,<00:52:21.411> like
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  Emily: yeah,<00:52:23.281> it's<00:52:23.441> annoying.
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  The,<00:52:24.751> she's<00:52:25.041> been<00:52:25.481> too<00:52:26.161> on<00:52:26.341> their<00:52:26.471> side <00:52:26.891>for<00:52:26.991> too<00:52:27.191> long<00:52:27.831> to<00:52:27.941> do<00:52:28.131> this<00:52:28.311> again
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  Alison: Correct
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  Emily: But<00:52:30.175> this<00:52:30.315> does <00:52:30.505>bring<00:52:30.665> us<00:52:30.785> back<00:52:30.965> to<00:52:31.035> scandals
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yes,<00:52:35.099> no,<00:52:35.349> do<00:52:35.629> whatever
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: I've,
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  Emily: know.
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  You
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  Alison: this<00:52:44.355> computer<00:52:44.775> lab.
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  You<00:52:45.555> had<00:52:46.125> computers<00:52:46.835> plugged<00:52:47.155> into<00:52:47.405> the<00:52:47.485> floor.
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  Emily: rolled<00:52:49.085> them<00:52:49.255> into<00:52:49.525> another<00:52:49.845> room
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  Alison: you<00:52:50.463> rolled<00:52:50.803> them<00:52:50.963> into <00:52:51.193>the<00:52:51.263> hallway<00:52:51.843> like,<00:52:52.683> "Ma'am."
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  Emily: they're<00:52:54.013> gonna<00:52:54.203> be<00:52:54.433> fine.
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  It<00:52:55.613> is<00:52:55.763> nice<00:52:56.033> that<00:52:56.153> they <00:52:56.213>had<00:52:56.393> a<00:52:56.423> big<00:52:56.623> computer<00:52:56.973> lab.
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  Alison: You<00:53:01.901> could<00:53:02.091> put
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: I<00:53:04.273> promise<00:53:04.843> there's<00:53:05.023> other<00:53:05.213> spaces
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  Emily: I<00:53:06.379> think<00:53:06.629> you're<00:53:06.689> gonna<00:53:06.859> be<00:53:07.839> okay.
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  Alison: You'll
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:53:16.221> I<00:53:16.271> think<00:53:16.531> performative <00:53:16.971>is<00:53:17.071> really<00:53:17.261> the<00:53:17.461> word<00:53:17.951> I<00:53:18.021> was<00:53:18.201> hoping<00:53:18.561> for.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  No
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  Alison: reason<00:53:21.623> for<00:53:21.803> it.
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  There's<00:53:22.133> no,<00:53:22.793> no,<00:53:23.013> no<00:53:23.283> nothing.
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  Emily: No.
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  Alison: It's
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  Emily: 'Cause<00:53:25.609> it's<00:53:25.939> empty,<00:53:26.449> you're<00:53:26.489> right.
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  Just<00:53:27.609> like<00:53:27.839> Kurt's<00:53:28.189> soul<00:53:28.689> at<00:53:28.749> the<00:53:28.829> end<00:53:28.969> of<00:53:29.049> this
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  Speaker: Because
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  Alison: we<00:53:30.995> gotta<00:53:31.275> get<00:53:31.725> to<00:53:31.785> scandals.
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  Emily: was<00:53:33.253> so<00:53:33.453> happy<00:53:33.663> that <00:53:33.833>they<00:53:33.903> went<00:53:34.043> back<00:53:34.223> to<00:53:34.293> Scandal's.
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  It's<00:53:34.953> been<00:53:35.103> so<00:53:35.323> long.
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  Alison: Det<00:53:39.381> kan<00:53:39.571> det<00:53:39.741> være
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  Emily: because<00:53:40.661> they've<00:53:41.111> already <00:53:41.341>shown<00:53:41.711> that<00:53:41.801> they<00:53:41.971> get<00:53:42.181> in<00:53:42.381> with<00:53:42.521> fake
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  Mandy: yeah,<00:53:57.871> I<00:53:58.001> liked<00:53:58.301> it.
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  Speaker: Yeah
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  Mandy: I<00:53:59.611> hate<00:53:59.941> certain <00:54:00.371>parts<00:54:00.641> of<00:54:00.751> this<00:54:00.921> scene,<00:54:01.371> but
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  Emily: for<00:54:02.271> sure
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  Mandy: I<00:54:02.881> liked<00:54:03.401> overall <00:54:04.851>the<00:54:05.031> way<00:54:05.201> Chris<00:54:05.541> did<00:54:05.701> it
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: that's<00:54:11.421> what<00:54:11.581> they<00:54:11.741> do
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  Alison: what<00:54:12.791> they've<00:54:12.991> done<00:54:13.191> for<00:54:13.341> a<00:54:13.411> long<00:54:13.601> time
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  And<00:54:15.853> Kurt's<00:54:16.283> just<00:54:16.523> immediately <00:54:16.973>like,<00:54:17.213> "I<00:54:17.563> am<00:54:17.723> gonna<00:54:17.883> get<00:54:18.163> you<00:54:18.643> back."
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  Speaker: Cool.
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  Blaine's<00:54:21.073> like,<00:54:21.743> "Hold<00:54:22.153> on<00:54:22.433> there,<00:54:22.623> friend
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  Emily: I<00:54:24.331> am<00:54:24.471> seeing<00:54:24.811> someone<00:54:25.501> and <00:54:25.891>like<00:54:26.521> Kurt,<00:54:26.931> I<00:54:27.081> was<00:54:27.301> like,<00:54:27.611> "Don't
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: I<00:54:30.721> know<00:54:30.811> what's<00:54:31.141> coming.
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  Kurt<00:54:31.861> doesn't,<00:54:32.461> but<00:54:32.771> I<00:54:33.241> do.
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  Mandy: Ugh.
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  Emily: sick."<00:54:35.591> And<00:54:35.661> I<00:54:35.711> was<00:54:35.871> like,<00:54:36.041> "Me
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: my<00:54:36.901> man."<00:54:38.131> And<00:54:38.351> then<00:54:39.551> fucking <00:54:40.341>Dave<00:54:40.741> Karofsky<00:54:41.511> walks<00:54:41.921> into<00:54:42.111> scene<00:54:42.881> and<00:54:43.321> I
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  It's<00:54:46.921> been<00:54:47.061> 10<00:54:47.281> years<00:54:47.491> and<00:54:47.561> I'm<00:54:47.661> still<00:54:47.831> pissed
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  Mandy: I<00:54:48.715> know.
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  I<00:54:49.365> hate<00:54:49.665> it<00:54:49.805> so<00:54:50.035> much.
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  Emily: out<00:54:57.017> I<00:54:57.097> still
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  Mandy: It
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  Emily: hate<00:54:57.957> it.
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  Yeah.
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  Mandy: Made...<00:54:59.327> seeing <00:54:59.577>his<00:54:59.757> face<00:55:00.137> made<00:55:00.307> me<00:55:00.457> angry.
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  Emily: He's<00:55:03.865> a
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  delight.
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  He<00:55:04.805> seems
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  Mandy: so<00:55:05.877> sorry.
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  Yeah,<00:55:06.917> I'm<00:55:07.247> so<00:55:07.547> sorry<00:55:07.837> your,
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  Emily: human.
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  Mandy: your<00:55:09.097> face<00:55:09.447> fills<00:55:09.687> me<00:55:09.827> with<00:55:09.927> rage.
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  It's<00:55:11.897> all<00:55:11.997> the<00:55:12.467> character.
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  Emily: if<00:55:13.434> I<00:55:13.494> saw<00:55:13.674> him<00:55:13.744> on<00:55:13.804> a <00:55:13.834>street<00:55:14.104> corner,<00:55:14.474> I'd<00:55:14.544> be<00:55:14.654> like,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Of<00:55:17.587> the<00:55:17.727> show,<00:55:18.387> I
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  Mandy: Right.
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  Emily: wanna<00:55:20.237> push<00:55:20.487> you<00:55:20.547> off<00:55:20.667> a<00:55:20.717> bridge.
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  I'm<00:55:21.797> so<00:55:21.947> sorry.
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  Kurt's<00:55:23.257> shocked.
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  He's<00:55:23.867> trying<00:55:24.107> to<00:55:24.137> play<00:55:24.327> it<00:55:24.457> cool.
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  Dave<00:55:26.237> is<00:55:26.337> super<00:55:26.657> happy.
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  Mandy: He's<00:55:28.130> way<00:55:28.420> too<00:55:28.600> happy.
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  Emily: he's<00:55:29.747> way<00:55:30.107> too<00:55:30.277> chill<00:55:30.577> about<00:55:30.827> this<00:55:30.957> whole <00:55:31.117>fucking<00:55:31.607> thing,<00:55:32.067> and<00:55:32.677> like,<00:55:33.037> "Yeah,<00:55:33.327> we<00:55:33.497> met
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  during<00:55:34.127> country<00:55:34.777> bear<00:55:35.067> night<00:55:35.487> at<00:55:35.647> Scandals."
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  And<00:55:36.307> I'm<00:55:36.457> like,<00:55:36.847> "Go<00:55:36.987> fuck<00:55:37.327> yourself."<00:55:38.707> Dave <00:55:39.047>is<00:55:39.197> there<00:55:39.397> in,<00:55:39.527> like,<00:55:39.797> plaid<00:55:40.187> doing<00:55:40.407> a<00:55:40.467> little
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  Mandy: I<00:55:50.474> know.
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  I<00:55:50.904> just
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  Bee: bonded
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  Mandy: about<00:55:52.284> it
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  Bee: talking<00:55:53.038> about<00:55:53.298> Kurt.
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  Emily: Knife<00:55:56.206> in<00:55:56.696> the<00:55:57.326> guts
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  Bee: a<00:55:58.048> bigger<00:55:58.518> knife<00:55:58.848> in<00:55:58.918> the<00:55:58.978> gut<00:55:59.288> outside <00:55:59.788>of<00:55:59.908> Klaine<00:56:00.608> also,<00:56:01.058> is<00:56:01.278> Karofsky's<00:56:01.918> whole
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Bee: is<00:56:18.498> fine<00:56:18.848> whatever.
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  I,<00:56:49.638> if<00:56:49.908> that's<00:56:50.118> what<00:56:50.328> we're<00:56:50.438> doing, <00:56:51.138>like,<00:56:51.698> take<00:56:51.968> me<00:56:52.098> there,<00:56:52.588> you<00:56:52.778> know?
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Bee: all<00:56:54.608> we<00:56:54.718> know<00:56:54.908> about<00:56:55.138> him <00:56:55.328>is<00:56:55.478> he<00:56:56.398> on<00:56:56.538> country<00:56:56.888> bear<00:56:57.088> night
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  Emily: It's<00:57:00.652> so
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Bee: reason<00:57:02.348> why<00:57:02.508> they're<00:57:02.688> together <00:57:03.958>besides<00:57:04.348> they<00:57:04.488> bonded<00:57:04.878> talking<00:57:05.198> about<00:57:05.398> Kurt?
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  a<00:57:09.618> short<00:57:09.948> season,<00:57:10.418> so<00:57:10.608> it's<00:57:10.738> like,<00:57:11.138> it's
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  gotta<00:57:11.678> be<00:57:11.788> flimsy,<00:57:12.168> it's<00:57:12.308> gotta<00:57:12.498> fall<00:57:12.678> apart.
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  But<00:57:13.788> I<00:57:13.888> would've<00:57:14.158> appreciated <00:57:14.768>just<00:57:14.938> a<00:57:14.978> little<00:57:15.228> bit<00:57:15.428> more
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  Mandy: Like<00:57:16.578> I<00:57:16.638> really<00:57:16.918> think<00:57:17.148> that<00:57:17.278> is<00:57:17.418> the <00:57:17.568>only<00:57:17.848> reason<00:57:18.158> they<00:57:18.268> landed<00:57:18.558> on<00:57:18.698> Karofsky<00:57:19.168> is
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  one,<00:57:19.528> they<00:57:19.598> couldn't<00:57:19.818> get<00:57:20.018> Grant,<00:57:20.928> and<00:57:21.048> also
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  Bee: yeah.
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  Mandy: they<00:57:22.328> didn't<00:57:22.468> have<00:57:22.798> time<00:57:23.248> to <00:57:23.368>introduce<00:57:23.918> another<00:57:24.268> new<00:57:24.448> character
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  Bee: Yeah.
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  Emily: The,<00:57:26.734> I<00:57:26.844> just,<00:57:27.274> it's <00:57:27.564>like<00:57:28.524> cruel<00:57:29.624> in<00:57:29.744> a<00:57:29.834> way<00:57:30.164> that<00:57:30.344> it's
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Here's<00:57:32.596> this<00:57:32.906> guy<00:57:33.426> who<00:57:33.876> kinda<00:57:34.136> wanted <00:57:34.386>to<00:57:34.456> kill<00:57:34.756> you<00:57:34.996> and<00:57:35.136> now<00:57:35.326> we're<00:57:35.436> fucking."
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  Bee: Yeah
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  Emily: What?
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  Why?
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  all<00:57:39.086> the<00:57:39.146> people<00:57:39.636> in<00:57:39.776> Lima,<00:57:40.076> Ohio,
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  Mandy: At<00:57:41.386> least<00:57:41.636> the<00:57:41.706> lighthouse <00:57:42.276>wasn't<00:57:42.506> a<00:57:42.576> personal<00:57:43.146> grudge<00:57:43.546> fuck
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  Emily: Right.
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  Yeah.
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  That<00:57:45.082> guy<00:57:45.182> didn't<00:57:45.332> even<00:57:45.492> have<00:57:45.612> a<00:57:45.642> head
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Like
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  Alison: you<00:57:48.528> guys<00:57:48.768> are<00:57:48.818> gonna<00:57:49.068> kick <00:57:49.438>me<00:57:49.558> out,<00:57:49.728> but<00:57:49.938> I<00:57:50.018> didn't<00:57:50.208> hate<00:57:50.468> this.
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  Emily: Get<00:57:51.718> the<00:57:51.968> fuck<00:57:52.708> off<00:57:53.048> the
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  Mandy: I<00:57:53.266> was,<00:57:53.926> it<00:57:54.106> was<00:57:54.356> so<00:57:54.566> nice<00:57:55.076> knowing<00:57:55.396> you
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  Emily: You<00:57:56.246> know,<00:57:56.546> it's <00:57:56.676>been<00:57:56.806> a<00:57:56.886> good<00:57:57.136> run,<00:57:57.586> Alison,
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  Speaker: It's
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  Emily: and,
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  Speaker: been<00:57:59.239> 12<00:57:59.579> years
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  Emily: I<00:58:00.769> had<00:58:01.099> something<00:58:01.379> I<00:58:01.419> was <00:58:01.579>gonna<00:58:01.739> send<00:58:02.059> you,<00:58:02.479> but<00:58:02.629> it's<00:58:02.929> mine<00:58:03.239> now.
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  Speaker: is
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  Emily: So
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  Speaker: divorced.
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  I<00:58:05.297> understand
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  Emily: yeah,<00:58:06.589> I'm<00:58:06.759> drawing<00:58:07.009> the<00:58:07.059> papers<00:58:07.399> up.
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  Speaker: You're
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  Emily: much...<00:58:09.531> You're<00:58:09.841> exhausting.
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  Bee: No
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  Emily: So<00:58:11.941> much<00:58:12.171> for<00:58:12.311> our<00:58:12.501> writer's <00:58:12.841>retreat<00:58:13.151> in<00:58:13.231> Vermont<00:58:13.731> next<00:58:14.031> year.
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  Wow.
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  Alison: I<00:58:17.213> didn't<00:58:17.593> hate<00:58:17.933> this.
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  Was<00:58:18.533> so<00:58:18.873> prepared<00:58:19.533> to<00:58:19.633> go<00:58:19.913> in<00:58:20.063> and<00:58:20.173> hate <00:58:20.473>this,<00:58:21.483> Like,<00:58:21.673> I<00:58:21.743> knew<00:58:21.993> it<00:58:22.073> was<00:58:22.223> coming.
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  Emily: that's<00:58:27.579> the<00:58:27.699> end<00:58:27.819> of<00:58:27.859> the<00:58:27.939> sentence.
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  Alison: and<00:58:30.369> Karofsky's<00:58:30.959> character <00:58:31.449>has<00:58:31.799> demonstratively<00:58:33.099> changed,<00:58:33.859> like
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  Has<00:58:46.859> he<00:58:47.079> apologized<00:58:47.809> to<00:58:47.889> Kurt?
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  Mandy: My<00:58:50.999> issue<00:58:51.489> is<00:58:51.659> less...
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  Alison: for<00:58:52.882> a
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:58:53.119> sorry
• 58:53
  Alison: like<00:58:54.122> three-episode<00:58:54.622> mid-game,<00:58:56.872> I'm
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  Emily: Oh<00:58:57.453> God,<00:58:57.723> there's <00:58:57.903>more<00:58:58.073> episodes<00:58:58.523> of<00:58:58.643> him
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  Alison: I'm<00:58:59.292> cool<00:59:00.072> with<00:59:00.322> Blaine<00:59:00.932> moving <00:59:01.282>from<00:59:01.502> twinks<00:59:02.022> to<00:59:02.112> bears<00:59:03.412> For<00:59:03.622> like,
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  Emily: and<00:59:04.164> Boo<00:59:04.354> Boo
• 59:04
  Alison: for<00:59:05.372> three
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  Bee: hated<00:59:06.618> that
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  Alison: like<00:59:07.842> six<00:59:08.142> episodes<00:59:08.542> or <00:59:08.632>however<00:59:08.992> the<00:59:09.112> fuck<00:59:09.382> long<00:59:09.662> this<00:59:09.822> lasts.
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  we<00:59:10.562> all<00:59:10.852> know<00:59:11.122> who<00:59:11.322> the <00:59:11.382>mid-game<00:59:11.732> was<00:59:11.942> supposed<00:59:12.642> to<00:59:12.772> be.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: They<00:59:14.562> literally<00:59:15.182> name<00:59:15.502> drop<00:59:15.792> it.
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  And<00:59:16.902> if<00:59:17.322> it<00:59:17.502> were<00:59:17.702> Sebastian,<00:59:18.452> I<00:59:18.552> think<00:59:18.712> we'd <00:59:18.842>be<00:59:18.922> having<00:59:19.192> a<00:59:19.222> different<00:59:19.542> conversation.
• 59:20
  It's<00:59:20.672> like<00:59:20.862> how<00:59:21.192> could<00:59:21.412> you<00:59:21.632> be<00:59:21.792> fucking<00:59:22.182> a<00:59:22.222> guy <00:59:22.562>who<00:59:22.742> threw<00:59:23.222> like<00:59:23.402> rock<00:59:23.732> salt<00:59:24.042> into<00:59:24.212> your<00:59:24.392> eyes?
• 59:25
  Emily: Enemies<00:59:26.062> to<00:59:26.182> lovers,<00:59:26.592> baby
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  Speaker: And<00:59:27.404> I'm<00:59:27.524> used<00:59:27.684> to <00:59:27.784>love<00:59:27.964> it,<00:59:28.104> but<00:59:28.284> this<00:59:28.504> is<00:59:28.734> like<00:59:29.794> a
• 59:30
  Emily: It's<00:59:30.324> okay<00:59:30.524> if<00:59:30.644> he<00:59:30.774> hurts<00:59:31.054> me,<00:59:31.274> not<00:59:31.514> you
• 59:31
  Alison: It's<00:59:32.304> right.
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  It's<00:59:33.944> ... I<00:59:34.084> don't<00:59:34.474> hate<00:59:34.784> it.
• 59:35
  Mandy: My<00:59:35.434> issue<00:59:35.814> is<00:59:36.054> with<00:59:36.384> Blaine<00:59:36.964> is <00:59:37.374>literally<00:59:37.884> the<00:59:38.024> one<00:59:38.304> who<00:59:38.484> was<00:59:38.744> there<00:59:39.044> comforting
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  Kurt<00:59:39.994> when<00:59:40.084> he<00:59:40.154> was<00:59:40.294> being<00:59:40.514> bullied,<00:59:40.954> and,
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  Speaker: Yeah
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  Mandy: around.
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• 59:48
  Speaker: That's<00:59:48.960> true.
• 59:49
  Mandy: But<00:59:49.804> instead,<00:59:50.304> we<00:59:50.364> still <00:59:50.504>get<00:59:50.694> puppy<00:59:50.954> dog<00:59:51.174> Blaine<00:59:51.444> eyes.
• 59:51
  Like,<00:59:52.094> "Well,<00:59:52.374> I<00:59:52.524> just<00:59:52.694> met <00:59:52.924>him<00:59:53.134> and<00:59:53.244> we<00:59:53.804> hit<00:59:53.974> it<00:59:54.074> off."
• 59:54
  Alison: I<00:59:54.834> just,<00:59:55.214> I<00:59:55.284> thought<00:59:55.544> he<00:59:55.654> was<00:59:55.844> cute <00:59:56.184>in<00:59:56.284> his<00:59:56.464> cowboy<00:59:56.794> hat<00:59:57.354> and<00:59:57.644> his<00:59:57.844> plaid,<00:59:58.224> and<00:59:58.314> I
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• 59:59
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: I<01:00:06.348> was<01:00:06.508> just<01:00:06.638> so<01:00:06.778> happy<01:00:07.068> to<01:00:07.158> not <01:00:07.428>have<01:00:07.598> to<01:00:07.668> see<01:00:07.858> Rachel<01:00:08.258> or<01:00:08.348> Schuester<01:00:08.918> that
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  I<01:00:09.148> was<01:00:09.268> like,<01:00:09.458> "Oh,<01:00:09.808> okay.<01:00:10.638> I<01:00:10.718> guess<01:00:10.958> we're <01:00:11.058>back<01:00:11.308> to<01:00:11.438> other<01:00:11.728> old<01:00:11.988> antagonists<01:00:12.728> now."
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  Emily: It's<01:00:13.888> the<01:00:14.018> of<01:00:14.098> my<01:00:14.208> enemy
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  I
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  Emily: It<01:00:21.098> still<01:00:21.348> falls<01:00:21.798> into<01:00:21.948> one<01:00:22.158> of <01:00:22.228>those,<01:00:22.518> like,<01:00:22.868> they're<01:00:23.038> sitting<01:00:23.358> in<01:00:23.458> the
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: most<01:00:27.478> of<01:00:27.598> our<01:00:27.728> audience?
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  Alison: Absolutely
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  Emily: Kurt's<01:00:30.198> bully<01:00:30.508> is<01:00:30.678> now <01:00:30.848>Blaine's<01:00:31.248> boyfriend."<01:00:32.348> And<01:00:32.428> you're
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  Mandy: they<01:00:35.982> succeeded<01:00:36.542> if <01:00:36.722>that<01:00:36.922> was<01:00:37.262> how<01:00:37.502> that<01:00:37.672> came<01:00:37.902> about
• 1:00:38
  Bee: And<01:00:39.022> it's<01:00:39.202> not<01:00:39.392> like<01:00:39.542> that<01:00:39.622> he's <01:00:39.892>the<01:00:40.012> only<01:00:40.232> other<01:00:40.392> gay<01:00:40.632> person<01:00:41.002> in<01:00:41.152> Lima.
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• 1:00:44
  Alison: There<01:00:45.132> were<01:00:45.312> at<01:00:45.402> least <01:00:45.782>five<01:00:46.092> or<01:00:46.152> six<01:00:46.422> bears<01:00:46.782> doing
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  Emily: And<01:00:47.282> some<01:00:47.482> straights<01:00:48.102> just <01:00:48.272>trying<01:00:48.522> to<01:00:48.552> have<01:00:48.712> a<01:00:48.762> good<01:00:48.912> time
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Bee: Also,<01:00:50.894> how<01:00:51.154> long<01:00:51.364> has<01:00:51.554> Blaine <01:00:51.894>been<01:00:52.104> back<01:00:52.474> in<01:00:52.654> Lima<01:00:53.454> and<01:00:53.714> they
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  Emily: Oh<01:00:54.194> no.
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  Bee: this
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Bee: Like,<01:00:55.894> that's<01:00:56.134> also
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  Emily: Oh
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  Bee: question.
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  Emily: no.
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  Bee: Yep
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  Speaker: Yeah
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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