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Backwoods Baptisms 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: This is how you start a morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Happy Friday from 0696.
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  SPEAKER_00: We love you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, are we back to church already?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, here's the reason why.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's come together in my head.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, first of all, you had mentioned one of the texts about driving through the puddle.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was Redneck Bill, and he showed up as a guest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bill, that means you got logged out because I know you're registered on the app.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So your phone probably did an update.
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  SPEAKER_01: You didn't realize it.
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  SPEAKER_01: This happens from time to time.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I really wish this wouldn't happen with our app.
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  SPEAKER_00: Any other app, this wouldn't happen to.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is one of those bugs.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're hopefully going to get figured out because this is stupid.
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  SPEAKER_01: We love just being a little left to center here at the old Seven Mountains media if we can.
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  SPEAKER_00: After in a little bit, we have a guy who's our in our corporate office and he's visiting.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's really the head of all the apps and and a lot of digital components, I should say.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: We need to tell Gavin.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, you guys are gonna hear you're gonna hear his voice in a little bit, but we need to tell Gavin what's going on because this is stupid.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is it only started in the past couple months.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, so anyway, we'll get into that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's Redneck Bill.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to clarify that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bill, go back in and register.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's always good to be able to say that though, because then other people that have had that happen know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And don't dismiss it, because you're the one who hates a ticket.
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  SPEAKER_00: So instead of me giving a ticket to Gavin digitally, I'll be like, hey Gavin.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, I hate the ticket system.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because we have a ticket system for our engineering department.
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  SPEAKER_01: And let me tell you what it sounds like after you submit a ticket about something being broken.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what though?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it depends who's submitting the ticket.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I got a text from him the other day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because they're scared of you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's new?
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's keep it that way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back real quick to the baptism thing that Allie did the backwoods baptism yesterday with a garden hose on uh uh a friend of hers.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Natalie again, and this just spawned a promotional idea for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Allie, I have a hot tub, no hose needed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's awesome!
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's what we do we get a hold of Tom over at Hesselsons.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also sponsors the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_00: Damn right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what we do is we go, Tom, Allie's got a new side hustle.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm and all the proceeds.
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  SPEAKER_01: It'll be, I don't know, you can donate if you want, much like the second collection at a Catholic Mass.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're like, Whose Corvette am I paying for?
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  SPEAKER_01: The Popes?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh you can donate if you want.
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  SPEAKER_01: Money will go to the Dolly Parton Imagination Library.
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  SPEAKER_01: Love it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because the company has put out an edict that we should do something good with Dolly, which they're right about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And actually, we're working on something that I think you guys will really like.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, this will just be an extra layer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we just do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll see if Heselsons will be on board.
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  SPEAKER_01: Boy, that water's gonna start bubbling.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have to tell you.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's gonna be some people that it's gonna be bubbling.
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  SPEAKER_00: I that but that's what it's for, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Get it out of ya.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wash those sins away.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get it out of ya.
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  SPEAKER_00: I cannot wait to tell Pastor Jara that what I'm doing.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, if you really want to make it official and have people feel like they're really absolving their sins, bring him with you.