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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember
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  Speaker 1: that if you are in Fort Lauderdale, I'm here tonight
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  Speaker 1: at the All Ron Theater with myself and Don Lemon. D.L.
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  Speaker 1: and D.L., anything goes to kicks off our tour starting here. Tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be in Orlando, Florida at the Walt
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  Speaker 1: Disney Performing Arts Theater. So D.L. and D.L., anything goes.
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  Speaker 1: We keep an actual kitty of bail money just in
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  Speaker 1: case Don gets sick. Not a kitty of bail money.
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  Speaker 1: He's gone on this comp.
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  Speaker 2: Extra batteries for his ankle monitor.
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  Speaker 1: I think we'll have Salino and Barnes here. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if Barnes will be there. What's the one they have?
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  Speaker 1: It's all throughout the South. It sounds like a black name.
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  Speaker 1: You talking about the dude with the red glasses on?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you kidding? Hey, man, that dude right there.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Because I know when he go to court, the
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  Speaker 1: judge go, which one of you am I locking up?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Give me that fancy one. I can't stand it. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: people get upset with me, so we're letting them in
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  Speaker 1: on our segment called F.U.D.O. Hughley. Won't you please welcome
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  Speaker 1: our F.U.D.O. Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, this is Niecy James, your F.U.D.O. Hughley correspondent.
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  Speaker 5: Our first F.U.D.O.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley comment is from Instagram. Daddy Dearest says, D.L., I
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  Speaker 4: heard your son say there was a time in his
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  Speaker 4: life when.
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  Speaker 1: He believed you didn't love him. How could you let
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  Speaker 1: that happen?
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  Speaker 4: While you were attacking the president, teasing Terry Crews, and
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  Speaker 4: making fun of the problems within the Catholic Church, you
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  Speaker 4: think you had to take your time out to give
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  Speaker 4: your son a hug and a kiss and tell him
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  Speaker 4: you love him. You definitely take care of your family financially,
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  Speaker 4: but emotionally, you're.
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  Speaker 1: A deadbeat dad.
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  Speaker 4: F * * * you, D.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley. Our next FBD.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley comment comes from the Dear Hughley Show website. Struggle2019 says, DL,
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  Speaker 4: we get it.
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  Speaker 1: You are rich. I mean, how can we not know?
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  Speaker 4: All you and your Aaliyah's friends ever talk about is
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  Speaker 4: $ 4, 000 cigars, Malibu mansions, Bentley's, first class flights, and platinum cufflinks.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever stop and think about us people who
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  Speaker 4: listen to your show while driving our nine-year-old used cars
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  Speaker 4: to our second minimum wage jobs in order to struggle
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  Speaker 4: keeping the lights on at our three-bedroom rental house in
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  Speaker 4: the hood that has six people living in it? I
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  Speaker 4: don't think so. You disconnected bougie negro.
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you, D.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley.
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  Speaker 1: Today's last F.U.D.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley comment is from Facebook. Hughleyfan64 says, DL, I was
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  Speaker 4: your biggest fan. I've seen every one of your comic
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  Speaker 4: view episodes, all your comedy specials, TV shows, movies, and
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  Speaker 4: even your podcasts. I listen to your radio show every day.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where the problem lies. When I listen to
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  Speaker 1: you on the radio, then watch.
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  Speaker 5: You on TV, I.
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  Speaker 4: Hear you tell the same joke.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, DL.
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  Speaker 4: You mean you can't find different jokes for the radio
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  Speaker 4: and TV episodes? You have to cheat us fans by
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  Speaker 4: recycling jokes?
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were a king of comedy.
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  Speaker 4: I bet Steven Cedric, the other kings, will give us
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  Speaker 4: original jokes.
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  Speaker 1: No wonder you didn't get.
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  Speaker 4: The Family Feud job.
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you, D.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's it for this week. This has been Niecy James,
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  Speaker 4: your F.U. D. Hughley correspondent.
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  Speaker 1: And until next week, bye. Now it's time for what
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  Speaker 1: you need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 5: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. As
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  Speaker 5: the nation marks 25 years since the September 11th attack,
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  Speaker 5: community members are honoring the hundreds of black victims who
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  Speaker 5: lost their lives that day. Nearly 270 black Americans perished
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  Speaker 5: across the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and Shanksville, Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 5: Donald Trump keynoted the GOP midterm convention in Dallas Wednesday night,
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  Speaker 5: urging supporters to vote as if he were on the ballot.
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  Speaker 5: He touted his administration's record while calling on voters to
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  Speaker 5: help Republicans.
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  Speaker 1: Retain control of Congress.
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  Speaker 5: He also proposed direct $ 5, 000 payments to American adults if
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  Speaker 5: the party maintains its congressional majorities. The good news just
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  Speaker 5: keeps on coming for my friend Sherri Shepherd. She's returning
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  Speaker 5: to Broadway. to star as the genie in Disney's musical Aladdin.
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  Speaker 5: Her limited run at the New Amsterdam Theater in New
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  Speaker 5: York City begins October 16th and continues through January 3rd, 2027.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed, be empowered. Thank you, Sybil.
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  Speaker 1: That will do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's
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  Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much for tuning in this week. We can't thank you enough.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate it. I am leaving for my other job,
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  Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale tonight. Tomorrow we're going to be in Orlando
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  Speaker 1: at the Walt Disney Performing Arts Theater. So come check
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  Speaker 1: us out if you're taking notes. And Jasmine Sanders, what
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  Speaker 1: did you learn today? Look what I said. Be careful, guys.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I saw all of this back and forth regarding DaBaby.
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  Speaker 3: and his new.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken and waffle spot.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently people are really upset because, you know, some
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  Speaker 3: of his waffles are going for like $ 25 or $ 45 for,
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  Speaker 3: I guess, some kind of cornbread waffle that he's serving.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Go get it or don't. Don't buy it.
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  Speaker 1: The baby can be the damned. I know that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Charlotte, of all places.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: $ 45 for a waffle? Well, I'll be in Charlotte next Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll stop by and do it. Don't buy it
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  Speaker 1: and get you some waffles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can
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  Speaker 1: afford it. I would never pay. Those waffles must have
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  Speaker 1: cocaine in it. And I've had that recipe. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: Something.
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  Speaker 4: Something.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, my man Cheatham, what'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man, just looking forward to the weekend, fallout weekend
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  Speaker 2: for Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, the AII chapter, man. We
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  Speaker 2: are kicking it. We're going to have a good time.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to be out in the park. We got
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  Speaker 2: it going on. Bring the whole family out, man. If
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  Speaker 2: you go to my at I am Skip C on
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  Speaker 2: IG and you can get all the details.
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  Speaker 1: We got you going on.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Push.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Skip, thoroughly immersed. On the next DLU show, the
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  Speaker 1: military man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose racism hidden in
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  Speaker 1: our everyday lives. Plus another special case short bus records banger.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great, safe weekend. It is the D.R. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator, pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 1: to go. Toot, toot. It's the D.R. Hughley Show. See
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  Speaker 1: you on the other side.