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G's Executive Orders, Velveeta's outrageous new product, Cell phones with TikTok, cell phone etiquette · Aired Out

• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Special past, the past.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: I am hacking up good this morning. Gee, you have
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: to be laughing already this morning. We haven't even started.
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: We didn't say anything. We were both saying here and
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: then we listened to that wonderful music that's our themes
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: so now and I just started laughing my asshole.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the Aired Out podcast.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: You know, there is so much crappy news going on
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: right now, and Thursday is kind of part of the
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: reason why I look forward to the Thursday g spot
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  Speaker 2: with you is because yes, at times we will brush
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: against some of the news being what it is, but
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: for the most part, this is kind of our respite,
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: our chance, to our opportunity to escape all of the
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: shit and have a laugh. And it's so important to
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: have a laugh and and get real and just you know,
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: and have some fun. Rex will be in here tomorrow
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: morning to close out the week. God willing, which is
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: I mean you talk about both of you are untethered.
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's been a week. It's it's it's starting
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: on Black Monday and just going all week with all
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: this other crash.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: Is that what you call it? Black Monday?
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was definitely a black Monday. And it wasn't
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: towards Martin Luther King. It was towards the inaugurage. I
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: called it back by the way. Yeah, you look amazing today.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: You do your your hair is just so disheveled perfectly,
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: and you just have that It's like your skin tone
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: is is a have you been getting? You've been getting
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: a lot of sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm getting at least twelve hours, it looks like,
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: if not thirteen, because you're just you're rested.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: You got like little peaks of color. And yeah, I
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: look amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting you know, I'm getting some collegen treatments. Yeah,
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: I have a professional.
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  Speaker 3: Now does that help your weight? Because you had to
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: have lost some weight too. You look amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you've noticed.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you look absolutely perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Thank thank you, thank you.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, how how else could I describe it? Everybody
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: look at him? Doesn't he look I mean he just
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: looks dapid today.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: I have a you know, I have a hairstylist, now,
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: do you? Yeah? Do you?
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  Speaker 3: And let me tell you what a job.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're doing. I'm getting that. I'm getting masks
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: every every three days.
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  Speaker 3: Is your hair getting fuller.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: It's it's yeah, I've got some hair treatment going.
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  Speaker 3: Your face is looking gone. You need to put a
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  Speaker 3: little bit more weight on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean I can definitely do that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well I would, and I didn't mean to up
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  Speaker 3: the show, but I just you just looked amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. You know, I think that most
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: people when they see me in the morning on camera
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: are just like, wow, that guy should be on the
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: front of GQ magazine.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely, maybe Sports Illustrated that that might be a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of a reach because you don't play sports
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not just my body, no, it's I mean
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: it okay, it's it's it's a lot of the It's
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: just it's the facial I was just my gosh. I
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: mean I look like a movie star.
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  Speaker 3: People were going by the front and they were just waving.
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  Speaker 3: That's because you look so impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, nice job. I can see that that.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: Donnas certainly and Linda, are you know, wanting to jump
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: my bones this morning?
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, it is what it is.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: It's hard to be you.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: So all I can say.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's women lined up right now outside the door.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, look at that one. It's smiling, doesn't even
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  Speaker 3: have front teeth and much more convenient.
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  Speaker 2: And they're all wearing bikinis.
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with no teeth.
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: It's so so cold outside.
• 5:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't care. You're warming them up.
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: No teeth is good. I'm so glad you're here, buddy.
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Hell you know I'm I'm dap him man.
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: I are you prepared?
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  Speaker 2: Just just a yes or no question? And I want
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: you to be honest. Can you tell when you look
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  Speaker 2: at my face? Can you tell that I'm not drinking
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  Speaker 2: coffee anymore?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not either, So all right, Okay, so I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't look like I've gone without coffee or anything.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean your eyes look almost oriental now, but
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  Speaker 3: other than that, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say that anymore. You can't say or
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  Speaker 2: I can say anything I want. Oops, got canceled. Next Mike,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Milow is saying he's not absolutely sure that it
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  Speaker 2: warrants a poster boy status, but close.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see what did I tell you? Birthdays today? Rachel
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  Speaker 2: Dally is on the list today. John Duke, Happy birthday
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  Speaker 2: to my niece Kate. I don't even want to know
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  Speaker 2: hold she is. It just makes me to feel disgustingly old.
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  Speaker 2: But happy birthday to my niece Kate Chris Coburn. Let's
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  Speaker 2: see we have Alison Turner, Joe Stop on the list today,
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  Speaker 2: Abby Tilly. I know that I'm not saying that right,
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  Speaker 2: but happy birthday Abby, Gary Elliott. Brenda Hopkins is on
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  Speaker 2: the list today, on this twenty third day of January.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Holy shit, it's almost February.
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  Speaker 2: Brother Aaron Holden, Susie Stemmel, Brooke Avery and Justin Cell
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  Speaker 2: all celebrating birthdays. Oh Ralph Gerrish on the list today
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: and Stupree And that's it for the birthday list. Should
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: we talk weather?
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 2: I know what's happening, but cold done. But here's the
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  Speaker 2: thing though, does it not feel hot outside today? I
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: mean it's like compared to compare to house the day before? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was like fifteen or something
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  Speaker 2: at my house.
• 8:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was minus ten yesterday morning?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, I mean didn't like it. Twenty two degrees
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  Speaker 2: is where we're going to go today.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: Jad's definitely going to wear a short, yeah.
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: He'll he'll be wearing shorts today. Yeah, let's see a
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  Speaker 2: few snowshowers this morning, otherwise mostly cloudy again, twenty two degrees.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see tonight ten degrees. It's not that bad, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we can survive partly cloudy skies. Gonna have a fire
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: in the woodstove tonight, are you I think so nice?
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  Speaker 2: I think so? Definitely this weekend too, and then let's
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: see Friday tomorrow twenty one so much like today, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and partly cloudy skies and yeah, twenty one degrees weekend
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  Speaker 2: at this point, some sun and some clouds on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: twenty four and a whopping thirty two degrees. Whoa on Sunday,
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna get above freezing.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to take the umbrella out. Have you
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: seen the pictures of Florida? Yeah? Yeah, And it's funny
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: because I'm going on vacation in the end of February
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: to Florida, So they better clean up their act before
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: I freaking get there. Because we go every year around February,
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: we go away someplace. Yeah, and it's just to get away,
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: like to break up winter. Yeah sure, and yeah, so
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: we figured this time we have we're going to a
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: condo in Florida. Okay, and yeah, if it's going to
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: stay like this, and it's like going from Vermont to Vermont,
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  Speaker 3: I know, with a beach with a beach that's frozen.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: Will will you be near a beach near near the water.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, the condo is right close to the water.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we'll have a nice time. Yeah, man, geez,
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  Speaker 2: I hope things snap out of us.
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  Speaker 3: Hey better?
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: What is this? Is this global warming?
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: What's happening?
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: You know? What is this?
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: It's global warming and everything else. I mean, it's it's life.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: I love these when you when you watch the news
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  Speaker 3: in the morning, they have a big thing, you know
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: about Arctic breeze and all the people it's freaking winter
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: in Vermont. Why is that big news?
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: I know?
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  Speaker 3: And then when it gets to the oh it's too hot.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: You gotta be people, it's summer.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: You know, you gotta watch out for the winter.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: You gotta watch out for the summer. Come on.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: I think ver Honors are much more uh able to
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  Speaker 2: handle the old than they are the extreme heat.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I can't stand the cold.
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  Speaker 2: So I mean, when it's like ninety five degrees, do
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  Speaker 2: you really want to be working on a farm and
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: doing all this, you know, of course I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But then when it's stupid cold, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: be doing that? I don't know. I just I think it's.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Do you want to work on your breaks when it's
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  Speaker 3: hot out or do you want to work on them
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  Speaker 3: when it's too cold?
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Well that's a good point. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: When it's too hot, you're doing your breaks and you're
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: frustrated because you're sweating and aggravated when it's too cold
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: and your fingers don't work and nothing works, nothing works. Yeah,
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: So damned if you do, damned if you don't.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: One of the things I always talking to my friends
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: about is they always say, well, maybe we should go south,
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: or maybe we should go west, And I'm like, wherever
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: you go, you're going to deal with some kind of
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: a weather issue.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: So, oh, I'm leaving Vermont because you know it's warmer there. Yeah,
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: look at how warm it is down there. One of
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: my friends just moved down to South Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I messaged her yes and said are you nice
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  Speaker 3: and warm? And she says it's twelve degrees.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: I said, who yeah, right, Yeah, I have friends in
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  Speaker 2: North Carolina the same, same and similar.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nomatic where you go. Yeah, it's always something. Oh
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: let's go out west. Sure it's burning right, okay, a
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: new fire has just started.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: So it's like.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Wherever you go hurricane or tornado.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: And you could go somewhere where the weather's perfect all
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: the time. But if you have your if you exercise
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: your opinion, you get your finger cut off. Huh That's
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. And you lost me on that one.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: What just it depends on where you go, like if
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: you go to if you leave the country and go
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: somewhere where the climate's perfect.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, leave the country, right, okay, yes, yes.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know then.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: What I'm trying to say, not really, but let's go
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  Speaker 3: with it.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Surprisingly, I haven't had any coffee this.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, no way.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: And you know I love I love Chris Chris Massey
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: here he is the most beautiful crafting of words. He
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: says humans are stupid.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: All I can say is Christian my new best friend.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: I know because I say that all the time.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, my god, I can't I can't people today
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  Speaker 2: because I can't stupid today. Yeah, yeah, you know, every
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: way you go, somebody's doing something stupid. Does Jenniver talk
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: to the hand? Oh no, no, no, no no.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Jed is really very polite when he's out in public,
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: and if somebody does something that's annoying him, he tries
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: very hard to be diplomatic about it, and then he
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: gets in the car and his mouth goes a mile
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: a minute about it. Meanwhile, I get it out at
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: that moment. Okay, I say what I'm saying when I
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: say it. When I get in the car, I'm not
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: cursing anymore because well, I've said what I.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Needed to say, right, you got it off your chest.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're stupid and I'm trying to be
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: nice and you keep being stupid, eventually I'm going to
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: look at you and say, I just want you to
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: know you're stupid, and I'll walk away. Because it's like,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: you know, like you ask somebody do you know where
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: the floor blah blah blah is and they say, ah, sure,
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: and then they look at their phone. Well I could
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: have looked at my fucking phone too, okay, And then
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: they pull it up and they're like, oh, it's ile
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: and they walk you down there and they don't even
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: know what it looks like. Oh, come on, and that's
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: when you look at them and say so clearly you're stupid. Thanks,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: but no thanks.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: WCAX says a story this morning that says Vermont has
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: lofty climate goals that may soon be out of reach
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: under the new President ah Trump's climate policy rollbacks and
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: what they could mean for Vermont, and our governor is saying, yes,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: we have some work to do in this little green
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  Speaker 2: mountain state, but it has to be something that's affordable.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: There's the a word again, affordable, and it's probably gonna
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: take longer now I don't absolutely.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Well. He's also raising the tariffs, or wants to raise
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: the tariffs between Canada to US.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Massy is saying, gee, what's your opinion on ask holes?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Ask holes? Those what are ask wholes? Those people that
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: ask stupid questions?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, they're fucking morons, thank you.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're ridiculous. Please don't get me started on people.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: You know, today is not about people. Today is about us.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: You and I are going to be signing some executive
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  Speaker 2: orders this morning. Yes, I have a couple, you have
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: a couple. I think I think we both agreed that
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: we would each do what for. Okay, that's fine. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the video of Trump signing these executive orders?
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I certainly did. Was it?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: That's what happens when you're not when you can't past
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: sixth grade. I was coming out of Northfield and it
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: came up on YouTube and I had it playing on
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: my phone on the passenger seat as I was driving
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: down the road, and I was listening while I was driving.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: You're probably wondering what the fuck is going on?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And some of the things that I heard I just
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: could not believe. Yep. And when he signed his name,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: mm hmmm. I'm listening in the car. I'm listening, I'm driving,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: and I hear him here, hear his pen on the paper,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: and I was like, gee, how long does it take
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  Speaker 2: you to sign your name?
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  Speaker 3: Two seconds? One and a half seconds?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say two tops, yeah, yeah, same
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: same here? What is he doing what?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know, practicing for his dance?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Was he does it take that long to write the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: words Donald Trump?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: It could? I mean, like I said, that's what happens
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: when you don't past sixth grade, you don't even know
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  Speaker 3: how to sign your name.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Can I can I share a little bit of this?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Please do all right?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Because for those of you that are not aware of
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about, here it is and I timed it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I timed it. Oh yeah, and I came up with
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  Speaker 2: fourteen seconds solely Crow to sign his signature.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: It's silly.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: And just listen. Listen to everybody, listen to the audio
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: of here the State's.
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  Speaker 5: Protection against invasion based on the current crisis at the
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Southern border and invokes various executive powers relating to the
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: ongoing invasion at the southern borders.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot of fucking writing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Do we have enough? Here we go, We're gonna do
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: another one here? Just go right over here? I love that?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: So that what was that all about? You mind just gonna.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Like he didn't like that side of his face being televised,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: so he wanted them to move to the other side,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: so he was looking more straight and not sideways sunspots exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Let me.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it took so damn long to sign them.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: As I think they will.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: I don't think they can be very straight up.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Why did you take that and go over here? Could
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: you get him over here? Not on the side angle?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Do you mind just go right over here with your
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: friends to.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Your friends with your friends.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's uh with your friends.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: He's a lot holy ship.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: When you hire a clown, expect a circus. Yes, exactly,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: words of jet forbus. All right, here we go, you ready,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: here we go, Here we go.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, sir, this is an executive order realigning the United
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: States Refugee Admission Program to better align with American principles
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: and American interests.
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  Speaker 2: Actual signature fourteen seconds? Fourteen seconds? Right? What is she writing?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, even if he wrote the full Donald John Trump,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: it still doesn't take fourteen second. And have you seen
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: the actual signature. It's a mess. It's not even like
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: it's penmanship. Yeah, you know, if it was all done
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: professional looking and he knew how to sign incursive, then
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: you say, right, he's making it official. But scribble scrabbles,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: come on.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Chris says, he's coloring. He's got a coloring book.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: It's the only thing that keeps him amused.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I had to pull over. I'm serious, he pulled over.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It's funny so that I could because I didn't. I'm like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: what is he writing a book? What's going on here?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: And I pulled over and I'm like, how is how
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: is this possible? Where am I right now? What's is
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: this real? What's going on?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real, Linda says, Uh, did you watch him
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: dance the other night?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the jerk off dance. He does
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: it all the time, and the best is sometimes he
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: does it well, but then he turns his head and
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: it's like, what are you doing there?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Poor Linda, who has been grossly affected by you Gee says,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: all that ran through my mind. All that ran through
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: my mind is what g said about him last week.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Right there, Linda. It's true though. Right when you watch it,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: didn't you say, oh my god? There he is doing
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: that jerk off dance. Yeah?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I stole that from Bill Maher because he always
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: talked about the jerk off dance every episode he brought
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: it up. It's systemical and he did it to Ymca
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: once the village people singing. I mean every time he dances,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: that's his dance of choice.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just have to say wow, no.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you just have to say what the fuck?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you know, I have my orders here. I
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: have my orders here. Who's going first?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I can go first if you want all right, let
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: me move this. Can you hear me? Still?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can hear you. So, so what I.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Have here is the executive orders going forward on aired
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Out podcast.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: All right, hold on, yes, okay, I want to get this.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Just so.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I want to get let's if we're going to do this,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: let's please, let's please do this the right way. Okay,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: just hold on a second. Here, I'm working on it. Well,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: because this is this is very this is very important. Okay.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: M h.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: All right, ladies, gentlemen, we have Greg forbis A Kag
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: in the studio this morning. Uh here live it aired Out.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Who's going to be signing his executive orders making them
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: official and legal ads of this twenty third day of
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: January in the year twenty twenty five. I'll take it away,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: my friend.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Executive Order one seventy six, all orange face paint will
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: be banned in the United States. I'm going to sign
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: that now.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, please. That only took you thirty minutes to sign that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: That's not bad.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: That's not bad at all. You're moving along, buddy, Zippity Doda.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I believe we have an executive order coming from J. D.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Green from the aired Out podcast.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh god, go, sir, lord help me m The following
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: executive order is effective at nine to twenty eight am
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: on what you're laughing about? Will you please fucking take
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: me seriously? I'm sorry, goddamn executive order. I'm sorry, Sir,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: proceed on this twenty third day of January hereby stating that,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: going forward, effective immediately, Lily will put on her jammys
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: and brush her teeth when told the first time, each
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and every night, seven nights a week or seven nights.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's big. Holy smokes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Should I sign this?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I think if you want it to be effective, he's.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Saying, it's not effective without my signature.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: It needs your signature. Excellent, it's done, excellent, it's done.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: All right, your next excellent? Okay.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Executive Order one seven seven Men or women will be
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: allowed to use any available restroom if the line is
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: longer than fifteen minute.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I told you I prepared for these, and I'm gonna sign.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Oh please please side.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm beautiful, Thank you, sir. Okay, you're upsick.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I'm up.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Next.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me find some let me find some legal
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: h more legal music here, something that's a little bit more.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Executive Order three two seven zero point six.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: This executive order hereby states that on this day, January
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: twenty third, twenty five, effective at noon today. Okay, Jed
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Forbis will no longer be permitted to leave his house
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: with shorts or any garments or clothing above the knee
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: if it is below freezing, which is thirty degrees. This
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: is effective immediately.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: No, that's it. We need to make changes.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: This is a change that needs to happen.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: It hurts our eyes and makes us colder, makes.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: The neighbors uncomfortable.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, done, good for you, Good for you? Right now?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: What kind of asshole ten degrees out?
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Had it?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Which is not happening anymore?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Done? Good? You got it?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I got that off my chest.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I was worried. All right.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: That's a big one, right, that's.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Huge, that's huge, And I long to see his response.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: But he's gonna have to take that up with the chair.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I could give a god damn what his response. This
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: is an executive order, an executive done.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Done all right?
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Had it?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Good for you? You got an executive order one seventy eight.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: All Tesla vehicle owners. All Tesla vehicle owners can now
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: stop anywhere, such as a business or someone's private home
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: if they need to recharge at no charge to the
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Tesla owner. So now they can go. They can come
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: to your door, knock on it and say I need
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: your power plug and you must buy law give it to.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Them because it's an emergency situation.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, because they got to get home. I'm gonna sign
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: this in.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: What if they're doing a what if it's a recreational
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: hold on? Before you sign that and make it official.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: What if it's a recreational road trip.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: This is my executive order and I am not putting
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: it up a discussion.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, this this is really That's it. That's that
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: needed to be done.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I it needed to be I I think it did.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, because these poor people driving around, it's not
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: like like the government is putting enough places for them
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: to charge, right, And so if they're gonna drive these
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: ridiculously ugly fucking vehicles, the least they could do is
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: have someplace to charge it. So, I mean, you could
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: be out in bump fuck, Egypt, and what if there's
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: no charging station there. Well, ladies and gentlemen.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm in bum Fuck, but down the road to the house,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I'm charging up. I think that's only fair. What if
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: it's two thirty in the morning, doesn't matter. But what
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: if what if new the morning and they have kids?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: You it's just new, new, new new.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Get to your order.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, my next one?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Is this your last one?
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: No?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: This is number three of four here? Okay, oh, this
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: is this is an important one right here. This one's
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: really big.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: To put on his executive glasses by this one.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Who oh god, this one's really significant.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Lay it out.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: This executive order hereby states on this twenty third day
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: of January in the year twenty twenty five, Greg forbis
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: aka g we'll buy from this day forward not practice
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: the piano past the hour of ten pm and before
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: the hour of ten am, as to not disturb the
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: neighbors and the cat. Apparently this is having a profound
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: impact on certain individuals in the house.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Not to mention Michael, Now, can I is there an agenda?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: This is an executive order.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: But can I just say if I headphones on, can.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I say it quickly? Please move over here with your friends.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Move over here with your friends.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: If I had headphones on, can I practice.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: If the headphones are below three decibels? Can you do that?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I'll make it work.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: All right, I have one laught last one here, but
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: you please, do you have any I.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Have an executive Order number one eighty all right?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Is this the final executive order? It can be.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I have one more, but I can oh, okay. All
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: US federal elected officials will share the same health insurance
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: as those on Medicare and or Medicaid going forward. Their
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: healthcare is the same as those on Medicare and Medicaid.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: They don't get that expensive stuff anymore. They got to
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: go on Medicare like the rest of the world. Wow, really,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: you're not fooling around.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I'm ready.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: What what?
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to show how long it should take
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: to sign something.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: All right, I have.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: One more here, gee, okay, and then I'll close it
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: out with this one.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna so, I have one more, and you're
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: gonna close it out with the final perfect executive order.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: The following executive order stands as of January twenty third,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, beginning at twelve noon today. This executive
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: order hereby states that Michael Milo will buy be forbidden
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: to smoke another cigarette and or any other flammable device
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: for lack of a better term, because of the resulting
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: disruptions and distractions caused by continued coughing.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: H he's gonna hate you for that one.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I'm done. This is quality of life here. It's disturbing
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: the cat it's disturbing the TV shows. We have to
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: go back and rewatch the things because we couldn't hear
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: it because Michael's coughing. Michael will also uh will also
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: not be smoking while or after a coughing fit. You
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: do not fetch the coughing by smoking.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Another st Michael, if you're listening, I swear this is
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: all him. I didn't even know that was coming. That's funny. Ship.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Come on, really, really, if you're smoking coughing, Oh my god, coughing,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: let me go smoking another cigarette. Oh my god, you
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: got the gez. I am never going to be allowed
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: in your house again.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: No, you're not.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: For those who don't know, Michael, Milo is my brother.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: So okay, he's asking about a peace pipe. He wants
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: to make peace.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: No, he just wants to know can he at least
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: use a peace pipe?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Okay? No? So this is your final one.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: This is yeah, this is my final one for today.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: You never know.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Over the course of the year, you know, and at
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: the end of four years, I can write a million
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: of them. Sure, Executive Order number one seventy nine to
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: be binding, effective immediately.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you said you weren't going to do
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Executive Order one seventy nine.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I'm doing it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Hold up, hold up, okay, you told me last night
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: that you weren't going to do one seventy nine.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: No, I said I wasn't going to do possibly one
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: seventy nine.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: You've decided I have to call it out.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: It has to be. It is my executive order that
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: must be followed to the letter, binding as of effective yesterday.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: You're doing one seventy nine right, doing one?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I know there was a lot of controversy, but fuck them.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Are you sure you want to do this one?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I think I do. I've slept on it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: You have to live with this.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I'm okay with that.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Once once this fifteen second signature drops down on paper,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: it's permanent. There's no pulling back here.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: But I brought my own executive shopie okay, Executive Order
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: one seventy nine. All Cabinet members must have a criminal
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: record to be considered for the position.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Is that it? Oh?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't say, effective January twenty third, asshole.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Effective January twenty third, all cabinet members that are going
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: to be going in front for a confirmation must have
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: a criminal record before being considered for the position.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: So they've got to if they're not in trouble, they've
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: got to go get in trouble.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Correct. They need to keep up with our commander in chief.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let's hear the signature.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Everybody tell you.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I'm almost emotional.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: It's a beautiful thing, isn't it the first time ever
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: there's not a single podcast out there that did executive
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: orders like we did. Okay, you just wiped your face
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: with Michael's order that he can't smoke and go at
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: the same time, you didn't even sign it. Now Michael's
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: going to say that's a loophole because it wasn't signed.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: And witness, we're killing them over here. People.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: What a moment in history.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's the thing is, you know this is
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: all history. People. You will never ever see this again
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: unless you play the video over and over again. That is.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Linda's wondering if we're gonna get any backlash here.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I hope, so backlash from who I don't know who's
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: gonna who. This has aired out podcast. The bottom line
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: is everything and anything said on here is for humor
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: and to enjoy, and if you don't like it, click off.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: But people take it too seriously.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Well, and that's okay. Maybe they need to stick an
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: enema up there and loosen it up. I mean, what
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: do we care, you know, I mean we're having a
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: good time, yeah, yeah, And these orders are very serious.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: This was important stuff.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, now poor Jet has to go buy pants, right, yeah?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: And what will they be? Will they be like the
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: good old fashioned dungarease.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: No, there'll probably be linen, something very very light and easy.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Becky's a little disappointed this morning because we didn't say
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: that's a good one. I thought we did at the beginning,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: like when we said, you know, here's your executive order.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one. Oh that's a good one. Well,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I think we said, oh, this is a big one. Right.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think, oh God, you're not going to do
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: that one, are you?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Right? But yeah, so President Trump signed in order this
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: week delaying the TikTok band for seventy five days. Legal
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: experts aren't sure what could happen. If he changed his mind,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: or if the next president wanted to find companies retro actively.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Can we survive without TikTok? That's the question. Will the
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: human race die off?
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: No, we'll be fine without TikTok? Are you sure? I know.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sure because they never had this shit when we
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: were growing up, and we're fine. Okay, this is all extra,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: This is all all stuff to distract people from living
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: their life like a normal human being. Okay. They don't
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: look across the road and smile at people. They're looking
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: at their phones. They don't talk to each other, and hey,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: you want to do lunch. Sure, let's do a video lunch.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: You know. The whole TikTok and Facebook and X and
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: all that crap is just us the distraction for the
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: younger generation not to pay attention to what's going on
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: above the screen. That's all it is, So take it away.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: We survived without it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Shit. I had to come home and check the voice
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: machine to see if anybody ever called me. Now, now
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: you know, look, voice phone, you said, voice machine. Yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: you have an answering machine at your house.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I used to when I was a kid, which, by
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: the way, was big science. When that came out, of course, okay.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Because all it was was that stupid yellow ugly phone
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: or avocado phone hanging on the wall with a cord
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: that goes all the way down to the ground and
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: through China.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: And and then one day came this box and everybody
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, and we had to record,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: and we had to this and that. Yes, and then
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: boom we had. Now we were in the times. You know,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: we were making it happen, you know, you know what
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: we what we had. We were like first house in
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: the neighborhood to have this was the first ever are
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: you sitting there, I am sitting there, cordless phone.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: It was this big yeah, with an antenna, huge retractable,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: bigger than a pointer pulled out. And I mean you
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: were you were well, you were on the phone right,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: you were like goddamn military out in the middle of
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: the desert, and.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Your mother would say to you, get off the phone.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: You've been on too long, go out and play. So
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: you couldn't even talk as long as these assholes talk. Now,
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: my god. I watched a woman get out of a
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: car to go into Price Chopper and she was on
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: her phone when she got out of the car. I
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: saw her a few times in the aisles. She was
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: still on the fucking phone. Sure, And then she was
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: two people behind me at the registrate and she was
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: still on the phone. Because that's how people are now.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: When we went out, we paid attention to what was
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: happening in front of us. We paid attention to the
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: person helping us in the store, because that was our entertainment,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: that was our communication with the world. Right now, nobody
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: even does.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: That when our phones ring and whoever is on the
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: other end of the line, if it's a if it's
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: if it's someone that we are really anxious to talk with,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: right and it's a conversation that's really important, it has
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: to happen right now. Example, I was at the blood
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: lab up at CVMC. I'm sitting there waiting for my
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: name to be called, and this lady across from me
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: phone rings.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah as loud as hell.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: She answers it and she's like, okay, but you did
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: have the pap smear, right, Okay, Well then what did
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: they say, Cloudy? Are you kidding me right now? Well,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: you need to drink more water and do the pap
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: smear again, then, honey, what can what else can I
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: say to you right now? I Am not going to
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: have a discussion on the other end of the line
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: about my vasectomy with when I'm in public, right, just
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: not going to do it, especially in a quiet waiting room.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of waiting rooms now have signs that
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: say please turn your phone, cell phone and other devices
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: off nobody, but they don't do it, and it's and
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: and the worst is when you have somebody that gets
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: a call in a quiet place like that and they
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: talk louder.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah that I went for.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: PT ones and all all the way across the waiting room,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: because if you've ever been down to the one by
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: McDonald's and Burger King, there's a PT office there, and
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: the waiting room's pretty big. Yeah, And I'm on one
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: side pretty much where the door is when you come in,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: and there was a person all the way down on
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: the other side right, which is the way you enter
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: to go in. So anybody who knows that air it's
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: pretty big space. And his phone rings bringing.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: And he picks it up. Yeah, Hey, how's it go. No,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I'm down here at the office and I'm just waiting
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: for the doctor and he and I'm like Holy shit, dude,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: the phone is by your mouth. It's like, what the
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: fuck guy did that at China Moon, Yeah the other day,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: same exact deal. Yep, screaming into the phone. Yeah, I know,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: believe me. I'm like, dude, because the guy that you're
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: talking with is somewhere in a loud environment, right, so
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: you need to speak up, but you're not at a
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: loud environment so that everyone in the restaurant can hear
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: you complaining or whatever it is. Yeah, unbelievable.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Oh I walk down, I walk it up and go
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: out of the parking exactly. I walk down an aisle
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: of a food store, and if somebody's babbling really loud,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you for sharing that with me.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Chuck is saying even worse. People are on the speakerphone, Yes,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: and they can hear all the personal stuff, the two way, yes,
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: the two way conversation.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, I know, I know. It's just it amazes me.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: And then we're supposed to mind our own business.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Did you ever see the person who has the speakerphone,
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Chuck has the speaker phone on and up to their
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: ear and they're talking in their unit with the speaker
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: phone on. So we all hear it, but they think
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: they're just having a regular convass on a phone because
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: they don't know what speaker phone versus regular is. Oh really,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: my god. Nice.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: If you can't hear doesn't mean they can't hear you,
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: says MICHAELA.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. And you know what if you can't hear,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: well put on the voice recognition at the bottom, which
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: it'll it'll read out what the person is saying to you.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: There's so many tools out there people. Why do we
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: have to share in your life when we're trying to
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: get our own life in order? How about how about
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: the folks that are walking around with the earbuds yeah,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: in connected to the bluetooths to the phone. Yep, they're
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: walking down the sidewalk or through the hospital or wherever.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: They're having a conversation there. It looks like they're having
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: a conversation with themselves. Yeah. Well, if I'm getting to
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: VISECTI me, you're getting a vosect to me.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Well, And that's the thing, because there are so many
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: people out there with mental health issues that are walking
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: around talking to themselves, and then these these other people
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: who are walking around talking to themselves, and you're like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: are they on the phone. One time, I drove down
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: the street with Jed and I said to him, who
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: the hell is that person talking to her? He goes,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: they're probably on the phone, Oh my god, And I
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: was like, shit, it looks like somebody with a mental
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: health issue. They're just walking around yelling at people or whatever.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: They're killing me. G.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: It's just it's crazy out there.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you have an old iPhone with
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: TikTok on it, burn it, no what, put it up
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: on eBay because people are selling them now on eBay.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: I am G I am not shitting you. Oh my god,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: it's I'm telling you.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't get any of that.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Apple and Google are ducking and dodging here. But as
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: of this morning, it's it, and it still wasn't on
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: the app on their app stores. But if but you
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: can use TikTok if you've already had it on your phone,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: but you just can't download it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: And people are trying to cash in by listing their
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: their old phones on eBay for crazy amounts of money.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Twenty five thousand dollars.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Oh that's ridiculous.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: You.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: I will keep you, but I'm saying it's ridiculous.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: One one person posted their iPhone fifteen pro four. I'm
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: not bullshitting you. Five million dollars or best offer?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, my offer is twenty.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I wonder if they'd take four mil.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Just a well, it's something to think about. I am
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: going to post my executive orders, okay, for sale for
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: anybody who would like to purchase.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Yes? Yes, wow, yeah, I can't believe
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: with signature. I'm just surprised you. You didn't go through
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: more than one sharpie with you all of that ink.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: No, you know this shoppy, by the way, is the
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: shoppie I use when I vacuum sealed my bags, my food,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: oh stuff, and then I use this choppie to sign it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: But I couldn't find one, so I grabbed that one
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: specific pens for specific reason.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: When are you going to be? Are you going to be?
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I've had your Papa cheese, homemade Battalion sauce, sausage sauce. Unbelievable.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a are you gees ah impossible meat sauce.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: So instead of it being beef, ground beef and stuff
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: in the sauce. It's going to be the impossible meat,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: which is really really good. Uh, And then I'm going
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: to be doing a basil sauce, and then I'm going
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: to be doing just a plain matternira sauce.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Because there are people that like meat, but they don't
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: want to eat the meat, so they have the impossible meats,
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: which I do. And then there are people who like
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: beat just like they like sausage. But then there are
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: people who are vegetarian or vegans and they don't want
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: any meats in there. Sure, so then I do the right.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: So you're going to be so when are you going
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: to be selling all this stuff and making this.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've just I've finished with all the sausages,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: which is the one you had. I have all the
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: stuff set up for the impossible meat sauce. But also
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I'm also going to be pickling pickles, so I'm kind
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: of keeping busy on the side.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Will you you please let me know?
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: Yes, I will.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I will let you know. I've been asked by a
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: few people, and I.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Was supposed to bring you a couple more because you
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: wanted a couple more, but I didn't bring them.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: So I've been asked if you're going to be selling.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: This, it's going to be more like, you know, I
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: have this and any donation is welcome kind of a thing.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right, yeah, thank you buddy for
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: coming in. We call it the G Spot. It's every Thursday.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Every Thursday, you come.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: In here and you make me hack and cough and
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: pe and my pants just a tiny little bit. And
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the for the laughter, for the humor.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: This morning. Oh my god, am I dying. There's so
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: much going on in our community. There's events happening all
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: the time. We're sharing them, we're posting them. The Night
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: to Shine with the tem Tim Tebow Foundation is coming
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: February seventh at the Barry Elks, hosted by the Faith
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Community Church. It is going to be amazing Fccbarry dot Org,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: slash and TS Night to Shine and my buddy Andy
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: and I are going to be there. We're to be
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: dressed to the freakin' nines. We're going to be like,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I don't want to tell anyone what we're wearing, but
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: we've already got our suits picked out and it's going
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: to be an amazing, amazing experience. The music, they got
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: people doing hair and makeup, They've got professional photographers. You
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: are going to be treated like royalty. And this is
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: all being done for folks in our community with special needs.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: And we love, we love all of our people in
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: our community and beyond our our immediate community with special needs.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: But to bring them out and to give them red
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: carpet treatment and treat them like this. For I wish
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: it was more than one night a year, but it
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: is amazing. The food, the cake, the dancing, the DJ,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: just everything, it is going to be amazing. If you
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: want to volunteer, your time is running out real quickly.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Fccbarry dot Org, slash Night to Shine NTS, get on
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: it and don't wait. Thank you, gee, thank you for
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: coming in here this morning and having having some fun
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: And I'm saying the y m c A in my
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: head right now.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're doing? Yeah?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: And I'm turning accordingly to the dance. What That's what
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: he did.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: That's what he did.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: People go back and watch him dance. Pull up the
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: video whatever of Donald Trump dancing at the y m
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: c A song and tell me that I did not do.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: What he just did. Okay, all right, Uh, final thing
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: to go out with this morning. I want to see
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I want to see your your reaction. I love to
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: see your facial reaction.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: When I throw real, real surprises.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: And real you know, we talked about the Walmart logo.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was fucking I went home and my brother says,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: who did they do it?
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Yet?
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: I says, yeah, that was it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: He's like, what the fuck? Yesterday, Valveda announced a new
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: limited edition product called vell to Go the Number two
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: v el the number two Go vell to Go single
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: serve packets of Velveta cheese. This is not a joke.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: You can carry it around as a condiment and actually
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: put it on food. I mean, listen, some people carry
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: around hot sauce with them wherever they go.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Some people carry on ketchup and sugar.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: This is true. Now you can carry around velveto with you,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: holstered up and ready to squeeze onto your lunch anytime
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: you want. And I'm gonna tell you one thing really
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: funny is Jed would love that because he loves that
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Velveta cheese on nachos.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Crap, are you s yes?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: So now he'd be like.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Oh now I have a little dish of nachos and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: the thing of Velveta.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: G Oh my god, what I know? New study One
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: in four millennials and gen zers bring their own condiments
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: with them wherever possible.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they don't have good jobs, so they can't
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: afford the fucking to buy that stuff.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: But there is a pretty serious, uh lack of convenient
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: cheese condiments. I mean, can you please admit that?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Do I have to?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: You can purchase vell to go on walmart dot com.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Notice the new logo for five dollars and ninety one cents.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I'm on it all right, I'm on it five ninety
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: one and that includes three cartons with four paunckets in each.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: So if you're if you're interested, jump on this. Because
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: they're only available for a limited time. Don't jump too hard, though,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: because things could getting I'm gonna go on my app,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: my Walmart app, and I'm going to order that ship
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: and next Thursday, I'm gonna come in with a couple
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: of nachos and I'm gonna make you eat Velveta to go.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: You know what, what, thank you for doing that. I'm
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: gonna bring my own Velveta too, and we're gonna share it,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: and you can have my velveta, and I'm gonna have
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: my velveta. I'm gonna put my velveta right between my
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: thigh and my nads. Keep it nice and warm, Lord help,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: it's gotta be warm.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: So wow.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: The buck.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Bound back bound bump
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Nine