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The Britney Audio, VMAs with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 5: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to be a little awkward in the
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  Speaker 2: beginning of the show because Chris Frangiole is here. And
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  Speaker 2: if you follow myself or Chris on Instagram yesterday, we,
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  Speaker 2: what do you call it? We had a celebrity beef.
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  Speaker 5: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: In internet, a front of me situation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just explain it, how it started.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So Saturday night, I went out to dinner or whatever
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  Speaker 2: at a friend's house. And I came back and I
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  Speaker 2: was just going through my phone before I fell asleep.
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  Speaker 2: And I saw that you were up Motley Crue with
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Colonna.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I was kind of like, oh, that's interesting. Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, I've been to Motley Crue a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times. I know.
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  Speaker 5: You're friendly with... I know.
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  Speaker 2: Nikki, I know Courtney, but like, and I knew he
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  Speaker 2: was coming to town, but I didn't, I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be that person that's always like, can
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  Speaker 2: you get us tickets? You know, because I don't like
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  Speaker 2: when people do it to me. Right. So I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: if someone invited me from the group of friends and
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  Speaker 2: they were like, hey, we're going, do you want to come? Whatever,
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  Speaker 2: whether I had to pay or not, I would have
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  Speaker 2: been into it, but nobody else organized it. Right. So
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, all right, fine. Then I woke
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  Speaker 2: up the next morning to see You text me at night.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I was already asleep. And you're like, I'm not Motley Crue.
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  Speaker 2: Are you here? Are you friends with Nikki? Which was
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  Speaker 2: a hint to me of like, oh, do you think
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  Speaker 2: I can get you back?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly what it was. We were looking for better seats.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, maybe Heather's down on the floor. So not
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  Speaker 5: only do we not invite you, we're looking to use
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  Speaker 5: you for better.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. So then I wrote back and I said, just
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  Speaker 2: seeing this now, but you should have thought about that
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  Speaker 2: when you invited Sarah over me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, can I just say this right before you finish?
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  Speaker 5: You're going to throw her under the bus?
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  Speaker 3: It was Sarah.
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  Speaker 5: It was Sarah who did the whole thing. She bought
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  Speaker 5: the tickets. She organized everything. Well, not me.
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  Speaker 3: I was just invited.
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  Speaker 2: Just looming your face in all of her Instagram stories.
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  Speaker 2: Wearing your glasses.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Your party glasses.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but those are my concert glasses. Okay. So....
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  Speaker 2: I was like, and then you're like, ha ha or something.
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  Speaker 2: Should I still come tomorrow at 11? I'm like, did
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  Speaker 2: you not see my last test? The friendship's over.
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  Speaker 5: That's when I thought maybe it was real.
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  Speaker 2: You thought it might have been a little bit mad.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing in my old age.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I am the first to admit I'm kind of in
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  Speaker 2: a wonderful moment in my life right now in that
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  Speaker 2: I am no longer jealous about a lot of things
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  Speaker 2: that honestly used to get me jealous. Thank you. Things
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  Speaker 2: that used to get me jealous might even be a
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  Speaker 2: friend that I adore and love hearing that they got
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  Speaker 2: like a series or a sitcom or a pilot.
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  Speaker 3: But that's different.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have that anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, gone. Wow. 100% gone.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 5: What if I got like a pilot?
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  Speaker 2: I'd be so happy for you.
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  Speaker 4: No, you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you'd be like, you son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if you got picked.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it'll never happen again.
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  Speaker 2: The only way I'd be jealous, I'll be totally honest,
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  Speaker 2: if someone like you or like some, it would have
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  Speaker 2: to be a podcast deal. That's the only thing that's
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  Speaker 2: going to make me jealous right now. It's not going
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  Speaker 2: to be a standup special anymore. No, it's not going
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  Speaker 2: to be any kind of like sold a TV show idea. Nope. No.
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  Speaker 2: But in the past, not that I wouldn't want you
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  Speaker 2: to have it, but I would feel that jealousy and
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  Speaker 2: I would be like, Heather, you know, jealousy is one
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  Speaker 2: of the seven sins. Stop it. Be happy for your friend.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm honest enough to say that I, would get
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  Speaker 2: like a pain in my stomach. And the pain would
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  Speaker 2: be like feeling bad that I'm not as happy as
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  Speaker 2: I should be with my friend.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: All those thoughts that go in your head as the actor.
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  Speaker 2: It's not your part.
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  Speaker 5: It's there.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. There's enough in the world for blah.
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  Speaker 5: Blah, blah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So the only time I would be kind of
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  Speaker 2: mad is like, you know, you go, hey, I have
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  Speaker 2: something to tell you. I just got $ 20 million for
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  Speaker 2: cover to cover.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I can assure you that's not happening.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm pretty confident. Yeah. So, If you're asking what
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  Speaker 2: would– okay. So– and then I will say there's been
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  Speaker 2: times where there's parties and things that I see on
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  Speaker 2: Facebook that I'm friends with people.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I was not out of town. I was literally
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  Speaker 2: out in my house. Absolutely could have been included. Would
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  Speaker 2: have gone with bells on.
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  Speaker 3: You're not talking about Motley Crue right now.
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  Speaker 2: Motley Crue as well. Well– Because my other friend Liz went, and.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, she wrote me on Instagram. Liz wrote me.
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  Speaker 2: She's trying to get into this, and she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: Heather always picks the big.
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  Speaker 5: She does.
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  Speaker 3: Liz says, I've been dealing with distance grades.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Liz is trying to... Liz didn't share with me until
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  Speaker 2: after the fact that she went to the concert. And
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  Speaker 2: I think she... I thought I might have been a
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  Speaker 2: little butthurt that I wasn't included, because way back when...
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  Speaker 2: I was the one that introduced this whole group to
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  Speaker 2: the connection of Courtney and Nikki Sixx.
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  Speaker 5: And did she get her tickets through that connection?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: That's different.
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  Speaker 2: But I can honestly say I've gone a couple times
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  Speaker 2: and if they would have invited me, I would have gone.
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  Speaker 2: But I was very happy recovering from three days in
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  Speaker 2: Catalina and we went to a friend's house for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: I was literally asleep by like 9.30. I was fine
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  Speaker 2: with it. But in the past, I've been with other
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  Speaker 2: things like whoa like so i do like to be
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  Speaker 2: invited so that i could possibly turn it down right
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  Speaker 2: i just like to.
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  Speaker 5: Be invited sure well that's good to know give me
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  Speaker 5: the choice but what if you say yes then.
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  Speaker 2: I'm never a bitch about it though i'm never a
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  Speaker 2: complainer i will never leave early i will not flake
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  Speaker 2: that day.
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  Speaker 5: 4 p.m we got there for joan jett who started
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  Speaker 5: at 4 30 and his show ended at 11 30.
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  Speaker 3: So it was seven hours It wasn't just Miley Cruz.
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  Speaker 2: But you would have told me we're going to go
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  Speaker 2: at four and we're going to leave at 11 and
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  Speaker 2: I could have made that decision.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I would have definitely worn like flat boots or tennis shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I would have known to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a good call.
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  Speaker 2: But, um, no, I probably, that is, you know, that's
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  Speaker 2: too long of a, like a thing for music. And
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  Speaker 2: I like, like if I go to anything like a,
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  Speaker 2: Coachella station. It's got to be like, we're leaving a
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  Speaker 2: really wealthy person's home.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: To go to a really wealthy VIP six. The only
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  Speaker 2: thing I'm going to be jealous of right now, I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you right now.
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  Speaker 3: We were not in a VIP.
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  Speaker 2: So if you get invited to something like this and
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  Speaker 2: you can bring someone. Right. This is where I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be mad.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Extremely gorgeous homes. Right. Having parties with a chef that
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  Speaker 2: serves each person a plate. And there's several, um, Wine
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  Speaker 2: pairings and that. Oh. That.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know those type of people.
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  Speaker 2: That I will be jealous of. Yeah. That is the
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  Speaker 2: only thing. I don't care. I don't even want them.
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  Speaker 5: To be famous.
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  Speaker 2: Right. I don't care about famous people anymore. I want
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  Speaker 2: really wealthy people that live in beautiful homes.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: With delicious food and drink.
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  Speaker 5: But you have that. I mean, I feel like you
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  Speaker 5: have access to those people more.
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  Speaker 3: Than I do.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm saying now I could honestly say if I
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  Speaker 2: saw a group of friends that did that, And they
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  Speaker 2: could have easily invited me or I knew the person
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  Speaker 2: and they all just didn't think to include me.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That private dinner party overlooking the ocean or a gorgeous home,
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  Speaker 2: that's the only thing I'm jealous of currently in my life.
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  Speaker 2: That is my favorite thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then I'll give you this.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if this makes you feel bad or good,
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  Speaker 5: but we did take a car service to Motley Crue.
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  Speaker 2: I like a car service.
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  Speaker 3: So I'll just let you know where we were.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Car service picked us all up.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And we had a 12-pack of White Claws.
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  Speaker 5: In the car service. So if that's something you're interested in.
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  Speaker 5: There was a lot of discussion on what we were
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  Speaker 5: going to take as roadies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the roadies.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So it was that type of deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Kelowna's Arkansas.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Long Island. I don't know if it's your crowd.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, it wasn't. So I absolutely am not sad that
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  Speaker 2: you didn't invite me. But then the gaslighting began. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to use a triggering word, which is gaslighting.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really know what gaslighting means.
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  Speaker 3: I use the term, but I don't know what it means.
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  Speaker 2: They use it all the time. It's basically turning it around.
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  Speaker 2: The simplest way is you think that your husband's cheating.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, but why would she? What is this earring?
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  Speaker 2: That's your earring. That is your earring. And then you're like.
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  Speaker 2: Eventually you find out your husband cheated, but now it's
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  Speaker 2: been six months of you actually thinking you've gone insane.
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  Speaker 5: And it's taken from an old movie called Gaslight. I
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  Speaker 5: remember seeing the movie years ago.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's an old 1950s movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it is. So it's basically turning it
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  Speaker 2: around and making you think what you're seeing you didn't see. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I probably used it wrong, but I just decided
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  Speaker 2: to attack you with it.
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  Speaker 3: So who was gaslighting who? I was gaslighting you?
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  Speaker 2: So first I decide to share the text messages on
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  Speaker 2: my Instagram without tagging you guys. Right. Because I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: let someone think I accidentally did this, whatever. And then
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  Speaker 2: I waited about an hour to look at the DMs
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  Speaker 2: to see how people were going to react.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I had already planned. That I was going to
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  Speaker 2: say that you were getting death threats for not inviting
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  Speaker 2: me to the Motley Crue.
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  Speaker 3: And this is based on some sort of Real Housewives drama, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, which I'll explain in a minute. But right now
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  Speaker 2: there's a thing. I'll explain it right now. Right now
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  Speaker 2: there's a thing going on with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 2: And Garcelle's, you know, they're always fighting. And then apparently
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  Speaker 2: these freak Bravo embarrassing fans, and I'm embarrassed if any
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  Speaker 2: of them are women, or they could be bots or
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: they could be a combo of both. went after Garcelle's
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  Speaker 2: 14-year-old son and went to his Instagram and was sending
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  Speaker 2: him private messages and comments that were absolutely racist and horrific.
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  Speaker 2: Just awful.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's not nice.
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  Speaker 2: So then all these people are like, it wasn't me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hire the bots. And people are like, who
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  Speaker 2: hired the bots? Or is it just some weird desperate person?
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  Speaker 2: Or is this like a Jussie Smollett situation? Not saying
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  Speaker 2: Garcelle and her son did it.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But is someone almost like create, like, Don't even feel
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  Speaker 2: that way, but just put it out there to see, like,
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  Speaker 2: would this... Does this have legs? Like, if I go
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  Speaker 2: after this kid, would this have legs? And now they're, like,
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  Speaker 2: kind of excited that they're sitting back at home and
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: seeing that everyone's talking about this story. Okay? So... I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, we always joke about how people say,
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  Speaker 2: my kids are getting death threats. And housewives do this
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  Speaker 2: all the time. Lisa Renna just said, my daughters are
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  Speaker 2: getting death threats and this and that. And, like, what
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  Speaker 2: does constitute the death threat?
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  Speaker 3: Well, haven't we all, if you have any type of.
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  Speaker 2: I've had, like, go die, you ugly clown face. Does
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  Speaker 2: that mean I really think someone's going to come kill me?
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: I think it was Go Die, that puppet from Saw.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Billy.
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  Speaker 5: Is that a clown?
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: Would that be considered a clown?
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  Speaker 2: No, Billy was the little guy that rode a tricycle
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  Speaker 2: in the movie Saw.
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  Speaker 5: I have to tell you, the first time that I
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  Speaker 5: heard someone compare you to the Saw clown.
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  Speaker 2: Shocking resemblance.
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  Speaker 5: I never laughed so hard in my life. It was
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  Speaker 5: a shocking resemblance. I would never see it until someone
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  Speaker 5: else mentioned it.
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  Speaker 2: It's the cheekbones, the hollowness under the eyes, the chin
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  Speaker 2: that kind of goes out. And a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: think that this is like a weird plastic surgery face.
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  Speaker 2: This is my face. It is. I've shared old photos
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  Speaker 2: of myself.
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  Speaker 3: Look at your sons. I mean, you guys have a
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  Speaker 3: similar face.
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  Speaker 2: These are the cheeks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I used to be called Cabbage Patch Kid. I mean, whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But the whole time I was like, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: why people are saying this. I'm stunning because my mom
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  Speaker 2: would just tell me how gorgeous I was all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you are stunning.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I actually realize I'm not that great looking.
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  Speaker 5: But here's the thing. Don't you think you're stunning? Don't
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: you think you made the best with what you have? Genetically,
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: what you've been given. You made the hair work for you.
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  Speaker 5: You made everything work for you.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, because I think my parents convinced me I was
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  Speaker 2: better looking than I was.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's their job.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. I'm telling you, tell your kids they're good looking.
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  Speaker 5: Or maybe that's false.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's too.
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  Speaker 5: No. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, if that's all your daughter has going on for
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  Speaker 2: her and she's absolutely stunning, you might... That might make
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  Speaker 2: you nervous. Like you might be like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she's so attractive. Like life's going to be
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  Speaker 2: too easy for you. But if your kid is just like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: looking right. You could absolutely blow it up and they
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: will be like, I'm fucking the ball. Like, why am
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  Speaker 2: I not? I mean, I tried to, I went on
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  Speaker 2: go sees to get modeling contracts. Nobody wanted me for like,
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  Speaker 2: let me just, it's all good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know it all worked out in the end.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I tell my sons, you know, when my
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  Speaker 2: son is feeling down about something, I'm like, here are
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  Speaker 2: some things that no one can take away from you.
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  Speaker 5: What's that? Like his height?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, not everybody has that.
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  Speaker 5: No. You know?
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  Speaker 2: Like, work out your body. You have a good head
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  Speaker 2: of hair. You have nice features.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Getting better looking with every year.
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  Speaker 2: You have access to dental care.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh. There's that.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, not everybody has that. Like, we can get
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: your teeth straight. You could whiten them.
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, look around and, you know, and
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: just know that whatever, use what you got.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so I then, on my Instagram story, then
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: waited a couple hours. Yeah. And then I did, like,
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: a very dramatic story that I guess some people believed.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: A lot of people.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Where I said you were... getting death threats that also
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: a lot of times when people go after people, they're like,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: how could they go after the most vulnerable, like, you know,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: LGBTQ person or, you know, someone, a person of color.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: So I was like, and, you know, It's terrible that
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: you're going after an older, straight, white man. He cannot
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: handle it. He's called the LAPD. He's hired private security.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Stand down, Juicy Scoopers beehive. Leave him alone. But really,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: the problem that they really wrote me was they couldn't
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: believe that you had.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: The Samsung Galaxy. That's what I took the most shit for.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: It was the Samsung Galaxy.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I guess that's how it's proven. If it's blue, it
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: means we're all iPhone. And if it pops up green...
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: That is the truth teller. Yes. And people are very angry.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Very angry. And I said that too.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: I'd never been shamed for anything quite like the way
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: I've been shamed for my Samsung Galaxy S21, I believe,
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: top of the line, as far as I know. And, yeah,
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I don't understand the phone shaming. Like, you can't shame
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: anybody for anything these days. No, I mean... But the
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: phone shaming is just full.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Out and.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Open and– There's this girl in Euphoria, this pretty girl.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: What's her name? Sydney Sweeney.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: Sydney Sweeney. I know her.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: And she went to celebrate her mom's birthday this weekend
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: who is turning 60.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: And she threw up some photos and it was kind
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: of a southern theme or Texas theme.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know where she's from.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: And someone noticed in the back of one of the
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: photos was a guy about 70– that seemed to have
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: a shirt on that if you zoomed in, it was
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Blue Lives Matter.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, I heard that, yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: And then a couple of the other older ladies or
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: somebody made, for fun probably, hats that were a parody
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: of Make It Great Again, but it was called Make
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: 60 Sexy Again.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: But they were red. Okay, they were red. So they
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: were like, no one should watch her shows anymore. Because
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: she was.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: At a party that might be like.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: She was like, I'm sorry. Yeah, I celebrated my mom's birthday. Like,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: leave me alone. I'm not even going to address this.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Which I thought she handled pretty well. But I was like, okay.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I get the freaks that want to go after someone
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: that they believe might not share every.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: View about them.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: But the fact that people... had a visceral reaction to
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: the fact that I have kept a friendship with someone
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: that doesn't have an iPhone. And I'm like, you guys,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I'm diverse. I have a diverse group of friends.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I would like everyone to see it.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: It's beautiful.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: This is the Samsung Galaxy. This is it. This is
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: what people have wanted to kill me over.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Shame. Poor. How poor is he? People say, you're poor,
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: you're trash, you're ghetto. These are the things people were,
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: the terms people were.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Throwing at me.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: That's scary. Were you scared yesterday?
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Now I say it proudly, who I am. I am
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: this person. I am Samsung Galaxy. I am T-Mobile, which
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: used to be, you remember the days where T-Mobile was sad.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not cricket wireless. There's some sadder.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: I'm T-Mobile. I'm Samsung Galaxy. I'm Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: I'm trash.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I'm barely able.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: To... So, I didn't think I was going to be
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: exposed with a couple of texts to you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: So then.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I was just looking to get in the American Airlines
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: lounge at Motley Crue. That's the only reason I texted you.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe you were there with good hookups.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Where you can get the good.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Vodka cranberry juices.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I then said, then Sarah gets involved. And
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: then Sarah admits it was I who planned the trip.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It was. And I didn't think that you'd want seven
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: hours of Motley Crue.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what? I had my
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: clutch purse, which is stadium approved.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Sarah's company.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Could have thrown a lipstick in there and been on
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: my way had I been invited.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: But it's okay.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: It's okay. Then you double down.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I had to.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: With your gaslighting. Bringing up the fact. I'll let you
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: tell it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Tell it. That years ago, several years ago.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I think it was 10.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: It was close.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was probably close.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I was having some sort of like Christmas brunch.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: We were all very proud of our Christmas.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Not on Christmas.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: It was a few days before.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: It was not a brunch because then I could have
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: gone to both.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: No, it was a brunch.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: It was an afternoon thing. I'm just going to say
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: some of the celebrities who were there.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Fortune Feimster.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Woof.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: A few others.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: But they came. Steve Marmelstein.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: No, but some people showed up. You said you were coming. Okay.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Then you said, I won't be there. And later on,
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I had found out that you had gone to Chaz
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Dean's party. You went to Chaz Dean's party instead because
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Chaz Dean was giving out a bag at the end
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: with free shampoos.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I don't remember being a brunch person.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: It was a brunch. I don't have the energy to
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: go back, but I am guessing that my friend Lori
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Smith invited our family to the North Ranch Christmas Santa brunch.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: And that's why I couldn't go to both brunches. Because
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: there's no reason I wouldn't go to yours.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I think you might be right about that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: But where was... But there was a Chaz Dean. You
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: just eeked it a lot. Where was Chaz Dean?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: It was probably another night. No.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: You told me.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Or it might have been that night, but I wouldn't
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: have blown yours. I completely do double parties during the holidays.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: No problem. As long as they're not... Like, I will
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: do a lunch. I will do a 5 o'clock thing.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I will then go to a 9 o'clock. Like, I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: will max it out if I'm invited. So I think probably...
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: it was that I went there. And I mean, if
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: we really want to like.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: And you also then took a shot at a seven layer.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: You said something about I'd rather have Chazdee and shampoo
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: than a Costco seven layer dip.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Well, because I had to double down on you. First
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: of all, I thought when you said it, I figured
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: maybe I did pick Chaz Dean over Chris's like Christmas
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: cocktail party.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: This is many years ago. It was. You did always
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: have a nice apartment and a sense of style, but
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: it was an apartment party.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: It was an apartment party.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. I agree with you. And Chaz Dean lives on like,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know how many acres in Hollywood.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: I'm not in the apartment anymore. I want everyone to know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Well, of course. This is a long time ago. The
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: car is beautiful. Where did you end up going for it?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: What's it called?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Where? Dunaidial.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars. Lift? Please. Are you
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: home dad. What happens next?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying. Everybody in life
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: encounters hardships.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: every day was.
• 21:46
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• 21:48
  Speaker 5: pull punches.
• 21:49
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• 21:51
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: And you get to the Chas Dean party, there is
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: a red carpet opportunity, and you get several bags of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: WEN products when you leave.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Which, isn't he in trouble for that?
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: And the food is amazing.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Doesn't your hair fall.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Out or something? That was a few people.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I, you know, so I had to say that
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: in my rebuttal to you. Yeah. And a lot of
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: people were concerned. They were like, oh my God, what's
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: going on? They're really mad at each other. And I
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: knew that we could get past it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did, too. I mean, I feel like we've
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: got we don't really have to have for those type
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: of beats, you know, because I feel like you lead
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: a different lifestyle than I lead. And it's a lifestyle
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I have no desire to be a part of. Like
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: there are times you and I see you out at
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: these fancy parties with, you know, the.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Kelly Dodds of the world.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: That's just not somewhere I care to be. So I
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: don't have any FOMO for any of that stuff. Even
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: when you're on the boats, the yachts.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I told you everybody and Juicy Scoopers who are
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: wealthy enough to have dinner parties overlooking the ocean with
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: a bartender.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I used to be the bartender at fancy parties.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I was a cater bartender.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I just like to go to them. So I'm just
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: saying that's the only thing I'm going to be jealous of.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Okay. Of friends.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: My friends could go to dinner without me. They could
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: all go out to dinner to Mastro's without me and
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I could see the photos and I'd be like, eh,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: that might have been fun. Right. But it won't be
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: a stab in my heart. The only thing that would
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: be a stab in my heart is like a really
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: great home with a party at it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say this now.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: And I want you to say no.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Please say no. Because if you say yes, it's going
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: to be very uncomfortable for me.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: But I have tickets to another concert at the Hollywood
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Bowl in a couple of weeks that my wife can't
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: attend anymore. She was going to, but now she's got
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: to go to Amsterdam.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: So I have tickets to Duran Duran.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, I want to go.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: At the Hollywood Bowl.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, I want to go. Save it for the morning after. No, no,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: say a prayer for me now.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Now you're going to tell me it's a day I'm
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: on tour. I don't know. What day is it?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: September 11th. Sunday night.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Sunday night.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Listen, I have an extra ticket.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I will provide the Uber situation.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: It's at the Hollywood Bowl. It's a tough situation.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Getting in and out.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I know, so we don't want to park there.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: No, no. I would probably get there early.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: What might be exciting is Brandon might have his license
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: by then.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: All right, well, we'll see. We'll see.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Because it would be nice to actually call someone versus
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: the Uber thing coming and going. Okay. Okay, we're going
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: to figure it out. I 100% know every Duran Duran song,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: and I want to go.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: And they do all the hits. I looked at the
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: set list.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And I like an outdoor Hollywood Bowl situation, and I
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: haven't been in years.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: I also feel that the Duran Duran fans are going
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: to be like the cute people. The Motley Crue fans
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: are the Motley Crue fans. There's a lot going on there.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was your crowd.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, this is my age group. And
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: it's very shocking.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: It is shocking. I go to old people concerts, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: it shocks me every time.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I identify as 36, 38.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: So it's hard for me to like be at something where,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: or even if I read an article about someone's age,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, whew.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, wait, that's my age. All right,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: let's get to the topic.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold on.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: One more thing. Yes.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: A couple of years ago, I took my wife for
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: her birthday.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: To Barry Manilow at the forum. She's like, what the
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: fuck is this? I was like, I don't know. There's
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: more for me. And we got there. And she's like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: who are these people? I mean, I wonder if the
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: performers look out in the audience and just go, I
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: remember 1975. You know, whatever. Like when these people were 22,
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: now they're 72. And it's sad.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I will say I look out to my audience and
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: they're gorgeous and put together.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I say it all the time.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: So I love it. So you guys, speaking of which,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you're coming on tour with me, heathermcdolland.net.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: We're going on tour.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Uh, you're doing Seattle and Portland with me. And then
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: we're doing like at the end, middle November, I think
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: we have Boston, D.C., Philly.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: There's like another one.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: No, you invited me to another one recently. Should I
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: say it? You invited me to Las Vegas.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Can you go to Las Vegas?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: I can. I'll be at Las Vegas.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Right now we've got Las Vegas. It's going to be,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a juicy scoop bonanza. I've got you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I've got Justin.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Justin.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: And I've got Brandy and Julie.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: And Spencer is going to see if he can go
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: or not because his wife is pregnant.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Oh, that's fun.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: But it's looking very fun. Yeah. And we will have
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: tons of fun, you know, hilarious moments.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: So last night, yesterday.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, I listened to it.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Brittany, so did I. So Brittany put on her own
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: like YouTube channel.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: It was just audio, right?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: It was audio, which everyone's all, oh, my God. I'm like, okay,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: guess who's getting a podcast next? No, I'm just kidding.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: But I listened to it, too. And, you know, she
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: tells the story. First, I was like, wait, is this
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: what she sent originally to get out of her conservatorship? But, no,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: it sounds like this has been recorded recently.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And put it out there. It was 22 minutes long.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Then it was removed or made private. But, of course,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: people grabbed it and shared it. And, you know, it's like,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I know we talk a lot about her and everything,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: but it is, it is really sad. And I think
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: she's one of those, basically she just talks about what
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: went down for those 16 or whatever years it was
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: that she was in this conservatorship and kind of how
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: it came about that she started talking in a British accent.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: And then the next day her parents were like, she
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: thought she was going to have a fun sleepover or something.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, no, you need to talk to
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: these doctors. And then she was sent to a facility
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: for two weeks. Right. And next thing she knew, she
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: was in this thing where her dad's like, I'm Britney Spears.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I say what you're going to do. And she's like,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I would be performing. And I know my performances were
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: shit because I just didn't fucking care anymore. But I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: had to do it. And I'll let you talk in
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: a minute. But I'm like, my general thought about the
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: whole thing is the reason... That she keeps going. And
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: now the Instagram is gone, right? It's still gone or
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: did it come back? The Instagram went away around the
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: same time that the Elton John song with her was released.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, maybe she's just like, you
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: know what? I got all my aggression out wearing these
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: little outfits and spinning in my brown pumps. Yeah. Now
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I'm back to actually performing. So I think all of
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: this is a good sign for her that she did
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: the song and that she said this.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: But have you heard the song? I mean, she didn't
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: do anything.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: The song, I literally think she taped in her house
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: with Sam. They sent it. And then the mixers put
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: it all together. It's an old Elton John song. Elton
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: John didn't have to sing it fresh at 75. That's
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: his 40-year-old voice.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but hey, it's fun. I did see a weird
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: thing where Elton John was singing it live. It looked
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: like he was in Mykonos. It looked like Greece or something.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: And he was singing it live. And he was standing
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: behind a busboy station in a restaurant.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: It was very strange.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: It was like he was dropping it for the first time.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: And they must have not had a place for him
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: to stand or do it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: It, no stage.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: So he just had himself propped up on a chair,
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: and the DJ was, like, next to him. It was literally, like,
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: busboys moving him out of the way to go get
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: water for table 12. As he's going.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the things that she says, I could have
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: gotten a lot of money to do the Oprah and everything.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: But she didn't say why she's chosen not to. I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: think she just wants to be really ready. And I
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: have to say, Brittany, I actually don't think this was
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: a great idea. Why not save it? Like save it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. I guess she just really, I
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: think the fact that it came out on the VMAs.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I think there's like trigger things for her where she's like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: why am I not where I should be? Like, why
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: did this awful thing come to me? Why did all
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: these people take advantage of me? Why did I not like,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: one thing I thought that was interesting is I think
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: that she was almost like a Stockholm victim or something
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: syndrome where once she was in it, it was like,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and she was on mind altering medication to get her
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: up and put her to sleep and make her still
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: dance and move and stuff that I think that she
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: just like, didn't know how to get out of it
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: until the Britney movement. And then the free Britney was,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: she says it's because of the free Britney that I
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: said that I was like, yeah, wait, what is going on? Like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I don't even, I don't think if the free Britney
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: movement didn't start, I think she'd still be in it. Right.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I'll probably.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because I think it woke her up to a
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: little bit. In that I think she just got so
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: used to this. Like an abused person. Right. You get
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: so used to it. Or even I was saying like
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: on a lighter note, like when you leave a job
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: and then like a couple years later, you're like, that
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: was fucked. Or you leave a relationship and you're like,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: that was so shit. I can't believe I put up
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: with it. Oh my God, I just found this letter
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: this dick wrote to me. What was I thinking? So
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a lot of reflection like that,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: that she at the time said, probably wasn't voicing it
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: to her mom or her sister or anybody else. And
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not defending them, but I'm like, I wonder how
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: much people like that knew that she was truly unhappy
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: and her rights were being violated.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Now, this is in no way saying any of this
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: is right or wrong. However, if you're at the level
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: of Britney Spears, as huge as she is and biggest
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: star in the world, I mean, kind of, uh, you
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: do have to have people handling many situations, you know?
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: So that's not unheard of. I'm not saying this was
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: way different. This was giving a mind altering or whatever
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: it was. But there, you know, there are, there are
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: people behind a Britney Spears. They got to handle the tour.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: They got to handle the, this. So now are there
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: still people or is she completely on her own releasing,
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: you know, weird Elton John songs that, The song's not great.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what I've been talking about in the
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: last couple weeks. I'm like, weeks, I said, I don't
• 32:38
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• 32:40
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  Speaker 2: someone sent me that someone wrote, oh, I saw her here.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: And someone then sent me photos where they saw her
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: in 2018 at the Thousand Oaks Mall. I'm like, I know,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: but like, Yeah. She's not going out and having girl
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: dinners or even eating that off. I know that she
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: went out like once with Sam to a restaurant, but
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: it's pretty rare.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: She was at a bar. She says the first time
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I've been to a.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Bar, but I said, nobody ever, nobody at the bar,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: like got a photo of that and was like, Oh
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: my God, dying the way you would with like a, right.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: An E-list celebrity. Like really. So I just kind of
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: was concerned that she was still under. And then the
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: way the videos were still in the old house. And
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I was just very strange, but, I don't know. I
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: guess hopefully she's, but it's weird. Cause it's like, she'll
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: do a bunch of fun ones of her back when
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the Instagram was there rolling around and dancing. And then,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: and then there'll just be a long one of like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: let me remind you all of how horrible my family
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: was and like a long diet. Then a week and
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: a half will go by and she's spinning and wearing,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: you know, shirts from the 99 cent store. And, and
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: then there'll be another coffee cup and just like, I
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: used to like coffee until I was told I couldn't
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: have it anymore. And I was like, so I get that.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: She's like, this is her therapy. Cause she obviously never
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: wants to see a real therapist again. Yeah. So I
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: guess she feels like that, but then I'm like, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: don't know why it was taken down. And yeah, but
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: she did say one weird thing that I, I was
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: wrong about in watching everything and like the Brittany movie,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: movie and stuff. So she was supposed to do this
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: whole other thing in Vegas, different than planet Hollywood. I remember.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And she came out and then she wrote, I'm so sorry.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I'm canceling it. My dad is sick.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: That was the thing where she appeared for like a
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: minute in that big live event.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: And then right after, she's like, I hate to do this,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: you guys, but I'm not going to be doing this residency.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: And I thought that that was the moment she realized, like,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: why would I commit to another three years of working
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: this hard when I don't get to enjoy the fruits
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: of my labor? In this 22-minute thing, she basically said
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: that she was told, this is it, you're not doing it,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: and you're going to say it's because... Like that's– I
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: didn't get that part. She said you're going to say
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: it's– I had to just say, oh, my dad is sick.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: But it had nothing to do with that. I was
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: forced to make that statement.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: She did say she was in a secret relationship with
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: a guy who wanted to take.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Her out of the country. Did you hear that part?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't finish it all. Tell me about that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: What did she say? At one point she says, I
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: was in a secret relationship that we couldn't talk about
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: and he wanted to take me out of the country
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: and they wouldn't let me. Like she wanted to– They
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: don't know who the person is, the guy.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Did you ever talk about the guy that was the
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: William Morris agent that originally she was with when Vegas started?
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know. That might be the person she's referencing.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: But she said there was somebody who wanted to take
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: her out of all this, a relationship she was in,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: and they wouldn't let her.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I hung out with that guy, and I really swear
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: he was just on the breath of fucking telling me.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: And then he realized, like, what the hell am I doing?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, what happened? What happened between you guys?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: You know, and at that time, there were rumblings that, like, she's,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: you know, under control of her dad. Not to the
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: knowledge we have now, because this was, like, three years ago.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, it just, yeah, it just
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: didn't work out. So then that night I went and, like,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: researched why did they break up. And it was all
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: these dumb, you know, people, dumb articles of people speculating, like, oh, she,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: he didn't want any more kids and she really wanted
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: a kid and like, but they were engaged.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And he seemed like a legitimate guy.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: People were like, well, was he in on it? He
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: was her agent at William Morris. I think his name
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: was Jason. He was her agent at William Morris, and
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: then it became romantic. And he was like, yeah, here
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I was at this William Morris agent retreat, and they
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: found out that I was seeing her, and it was
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: just like, that can't happen. So then he had to
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: leave William Morris, but then he was still sort of
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: managing her Vegas residency, but that was 100%. After the conservatorship,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: because the conservatorship happened, and she said a week and
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: a half later she was doing, after her, you know,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: conservatorship started and after she, like, went to the mental hospital,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: literally a week after she got out, she was doing
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: How I Met Your Mother, and she, like, killed every line.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that one. And then immediately went and
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: started preparing for this residency.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I wish her luck.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I mean. Oh, and then she said, and a woman
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: convinced by parents, which I think is that Lou.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: That woman they always talk about that wanted like Kanye too.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: And has also tried to do it. Also tried to
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: talk to Lindsay Lohan's parents. Lou, we look up that woman,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: the woman who.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: She was a manager or something, right?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, she was a manager. And it's like, oh, if
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: you go deep dive on that, it's like she's involved
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: in this church that people give money to. And it's so...
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Lou Taylor? Lou Taylor.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Lou Taylor.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: She's a female.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And so, wow. So we'll see.
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, so did you watch any of the VMAs last night?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Which was on CW.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: MTV VMAs, but on CW. But anyway.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, I watched a lot of clips of it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: There was a lot of people. Johnny Depp made an appearance.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: They think that he was in the moon. There's no way.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: No, he was not in it. It was like a
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: video of him.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was just his face. Yeah.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they must have shot it somewhere.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Okay. Other people say it doesn't look like him. I
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: felt the face looked a little thin to be his.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I felt like they just kind of, simulated a face
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: They did.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I think it was just a video on a screen.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: So you don't think he was like... No, he certainly
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: wasn't there.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. But he did appear several times throughout
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: the show kind of referencing that he needs work.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: He was being self-deprecating. I need a job.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: I'll do anything. I'll come to your bar mitzvah, your
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: bar mitzvah.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Wait, where did he say this? During the show?
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: During the show.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he was there?
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: No, he was in this moon outfit. It was a
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: moon man outfit that kept coming out of the ceiling.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: It was floating around.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: And he was in the.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Screen of the face. Oh, I see. Okay.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: And hey, everybody, it's me, Johnny Depp. That's how it opened.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I needed the work.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Ha, ha, ha.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Then halfway through the show, it comes back.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: It's me again. I'll do anything.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Your bar mitzvah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Your bar mitzvah. You got a wedding.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I'll come and perform.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: He's basically referencing, I need money. That was the joke,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: And then Fergie.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Back in full Fergie.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Mode.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Mode. No crazy national anthem. Sexing up the national anthem
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: at the NBA All-Star Game. That was like the last
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: time she made a public appearance. Remember?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: So how did she do? Great. I, well, you know,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: we love her.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: First class.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Because we did a dance routine. We had this Chelsea
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Lately dance crew.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: And she recognized all of us. She loved all of us.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: She was obsessed. And I remember she was teaching us
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: the dance moves. And she turned around and she was like.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: She was like shaking.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: And I go, what? You need something? And she goes.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I just can't believe I'm here with you guys.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: I know. It was so exciting.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you kidding me? She could not have
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: been more down to earth and sweet. She was freaking
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: out when.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: She met us. Remember, she was like, we were introducing ourselves.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: She said, I know who all of you are. This
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: is on Chelsea Lely. Do we reference that? Yeah. Anyway.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, this week was the eight year anniversary of R.I.P.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Our final show, which you were posting some pictures of.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: And I've forgotten many of those people were even there.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was amazing because, yeah, I took so many
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: pictures because I was like, I knew I'd never see
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: them again. Yeah. So I was like, let me get
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: these thirst trap photos with like every famous person.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Somebody wrote, how come you don't have any pictures of
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: you and Chelsea?
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, she wouldn't talk to me at
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: that time. I wasn't famous enough to be talked to.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: You're barely in that thing. Right, right. I think you
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: just came out like at like, like. And the fourth grade.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: It felt like we were just students that walked out.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: And the rest of the show was just all about
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: the stars that were her friends.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: There was one last dig at all of us. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: remember because they put us all in groups. And I
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: remember I was with Greg Fitzsimmons. And I think, who's
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: the other guy I love?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Proops.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: And myself.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: And they're like, these are the old fucks or something.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: And the three of us had to come out. Oh, yeah.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: So it was like one last shot.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what we were probably thirsty whores or something.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's nice.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Anyway, um, that's like what you were talking about earlier
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: about Britney Spears.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, I definitely, I was telling Annie, I go,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I definitely like, you know, talked a lot about it
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: on this show because I looked back and I realized, Oh,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: that was kind of fucked up. Or why didn't I
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: stick up for myself more? Things like that. Like you,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: but at the time you don't realize it, you know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: It's funny with people. I, on my podcast, I talk
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: about all the time too. And I, and I, I
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: think people are like, this guy's desperate that he's still
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: talking about this show. But I'm like, the only reason
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: I still talk about it, maybe the other same way,
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: is because it's the last time I was surrounded by people.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Since then, I see you
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: every now and again, but I'm not surrounded by... I'm
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: not in an office, in a room with... I mean,
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: not just writers, 250 people working on the show. So
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: every day we were with people and I had... and
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: we did different things that went on in an office.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: I don't do that anymore. So I talk about it
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: because it's the last time I saw people.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was very SNL and very fun and
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: very like, almost like the way you'd look back at
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: like college living in, you know, your favorite dorm or
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: apartment building where there were guys and girls and you
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: all partied and you all did your stuff and there
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: were fights and there were weirdness and then you get
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: over it and.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Little Nas is, you know, he shows up
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: in the red carpet shirtless.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I guess you can still do that as a guy.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Probably next year, girls will be doing it too. I
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: kind of, I was watching and I'm like, I don't
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: even want to spend that much time on this because
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I did feel like, I'm like, my mouth was literally
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: on the floor with the, what people were doing and
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: acting and like, like there was, you know, hey, a
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: lot of guys kissing other guys, a lot of guys
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: wearing dresses and then these two guys came out who
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: were like rappers who were, I'll say presenting masculine.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Like, And then they had girls, they had this big
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: thing where this, I don't know if it was like
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: an actual balloon or what it was, but it was
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: just a girl on her knees doing her big ass,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: but it was like huge.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Like twerking and stuff with these other girls with their
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: asses all around. So I was like, the guys performing
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: either were wearing dresses and making out with each other
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: or exploiting like, a woman's ass. I was like, all right, well,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: good for you.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'll say this. I think that's what
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: the VMAs is supposed to be.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why I'm like, the thing is, I'm
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: not worried about our kids. No, like everybody's going to
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: be fine. And nobody watched it all the way through. Anyway.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So this guy kissed another.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Guy, Bonnie, big bunny, bad bunny.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, bad bunny. Kiss some male dancer.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Um, Taylor Swift.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift has got a new album coming out, and
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: she won a bunch of awards, so everyone's, like, freaking
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: out about that.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Now, if I were Taylor Swift, what I would do
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: if I was going to an award show, because if
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: you get Taylor Swift to come to your award, it's
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: a big get. Right.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: So they're probably like, if I were her.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: From here on out, I'd be like, listen, I'm coming
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: to your show. I'll sit in the front row, but
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: I'm going to have a good time. I'm going to
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: dance to the songs that are playing on stage. Don't
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: put the camera on me when I'm dancing.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Because she never, I don't know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: She's not a great dancer. I don't know what it is.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: And I like Taylor Swift a lot, but she's having
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: a good time. And I almost feel like she looks
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: like a, I don't know, a bad dancer a lot.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: She looks like somebody's mom at a wedding. And I'm
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: not saying that in a bad way. I love Taylor Swift.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: She's just, that's not her thing. She plays guitar great.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: She writes great songs. I don't think she's, she's not
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: exactly a good dancer. But it's when, when we used
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: to do it to Oprah. Anytime she had a singer
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: on and they would pant to her and she'd be
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: singing along. And it was like, let Oprah just not
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: have to sing along with Gayle to whoever's Kenny Loggins.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I agree. But everyone's excited about her new album, so
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: good for her. And then page six, right? Coincidence or intentional?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift plans to release her 10th studio album on
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian's birthday. I'm sorry, I don't know when the
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: fuck Kim Kardashian's birthday is. Do you? Does anybody? I mean,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: they act like it's... Is it President's Day? Like, what
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: is it? Like, I literally... The only famous person's birthday
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: that I know by heart, besides my own, is Donald Trump,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: because it's the same birthday.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, you have the same birthday?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: It's June 14th, and it is a national holiday. It's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Flag Day, and Annie has June 14th. How weird is that?
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Your birthday's June 14th?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: But that's the only... I literally... I don't know when
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Madonna's birthday is. I don't know when Britney's birthday is.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Do you really think he was like, I'm going to
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: release my 10th album to take away... I mean, it's
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: just such a dumb article.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: And how was that?
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: What's the correlation between the two of them?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Remember, they didn't like each other because... Of the Kanye beef.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Kanye took the award from her.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, we're still talking about that?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Then they made up. Then she acted like they didn't
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: make up because he did that video of all the
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: naked people, including Caitlyn, being in a bed together.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: And she was one of them. And then she was like,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: and he said something about her in a song. And
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: she's like, how dare you? And then Kim released tapes
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: of their conversation of how they almost planned, almost like
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: our beef, like planned a fake beef. And then she
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: was acting like, like she was blindsided. Anyway. Okay. Lizzo
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: wore some black trash bag and she performed in this
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: pink outfit. And I just want to say, why do girls,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: and J-Lo does this too. Yeah. You know how like
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: male rappers will like kind of grab their junk when
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: they dance and they kind of talk like that. I
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: noticed women do that too. They kind of like, it's
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: such a, it's like a dance move. And I'm like,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: it doesn't look good. Stop grabbing your junk like a,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: like a, I don't know. I'm just saying.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Was Lizzo doing it?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did it, but she sounded good.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: People were excited. What did you think of the outfit?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: A lot of people were talking about the outfit, the
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: big comfort. No, the comfort she was wearing. Yeah, that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. I mean, I don't know. Did Kanye look comfortable?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Certainly don't have to.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: No.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. She's not great.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I love Lizzo. I love Lizzo's music too. I mean,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: the music is great.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: She's taken this and she knows I'm going to do
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: outrageous stuff and I'm going to.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm a big girl.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And it's going to make people angry because they're like, why?
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Because they look at themselves and they're like, if she's
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: able to accomplish all this, then I have no excuse.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: And that's why people are mean because she you know,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: doesn't look like Beyonce up there, you know, but she's
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: just as talented and has just as many hits and
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: sings as well. Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: And that kind of more fun to watch.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Right. So I think she's, I think she's great.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: She plays a flute for God. You see her out?
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: She plays a flute.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Okay. So that's it for this, this show. That
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: was fun.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, Oh, this was a good one. This is a
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: weird gravy.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Young Gravy is dating... You.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Could say that with a straight face.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: What a name.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Young Gravy.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: What's old Gravy like? Anyway.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: It's his dad.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: He's some rapper or whatever, right?
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: And he's dating Addison Rae from TikTok fame's mom, Sherry Easterling.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: And there was controversy with Addison Rae's dad dating this
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: young girl. But now the mom's after some young cat.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: So, okay.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I hope things work out with her and Young Gravy.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: But they were like hardcore making out on the red
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: carpet and stuff. So I think it was a bit
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: of a show.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: They were doing a thing. Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Daily Pop and Nightly Pop has been canceled. And
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: speaking of the conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift putting out
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: her album on Kim's birthday.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I think this was announced the day of our last show.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Our last show was.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Like August 26th.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: And I think this news came out on August 26th.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, because they're saying... Eight years later, they said.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Chelsea Lately's coming back. We're here to announce everybody. Can
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: you imagine?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know, though. They said they do have a
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: nightly show coming back, but in October that'll be different
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: than this.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Starring Addison Rae's mom and Young Gravy.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Now, are they going to be.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it'll be.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Well, I could tell you what it's going to be.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be one host with a panel.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to be the three hosts
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: that they had doing this show. And I think it's
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: either going to be Justin Sylvester, maybe Lonnie Love, or
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: maybe somebody that we haven't even thought of.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: You mean somebody who's already on these shows that you're
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: talking about? And one of them?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Just one of them.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Lonnie Love would be great.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just one of them. And then have a slew
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: of people come in all the time and experts and
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: have people from TikTok. Or we have a TikTok news
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: and we have this news. I mean, nobody cares about
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: me covering the news.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, not anymore.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: But some people were sad about these shows being canceled.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Who was? I saw some comments that were like, I'm sad. Really?
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember they fired me.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: I did three days. Yeah.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: And they fired me and then they weren't going to
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: pay me for the two other days that I had
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: blocked out.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: And you left your outfit there and you had to
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: go– didn't they bring it to your house?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I said they better bring me my outfits because I
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: brought stuff for the week.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And then they tried– they really tried to gaslight me
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: and said I said something like offensive or something.
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: You? Yeah. Yeah. But I knew what I said. But
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I said, all right, then send me the clip of it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Like, send us the clip of it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: And did they?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah. And then they weren't paying. They weren't going
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: to pay me. And then we're like, that's all right.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Did they pay you?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: No, we just said, that's okay. We have the contract
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: right here and we're just going to let SAG-AFTRA know
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, sorry, I missed this email.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: We're getting the check right out to you.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Well, they're gone now.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: So there you go. Good luck to you. Certainly won't
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: be me. Jennifer Lopez apparently, according to page six, made
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: guests sign NDAs.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: To attend the wedding. However, somehow this clip got out there.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Don't know who put it out there. I'm guessing Jennifer did.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: But it's pretty embarrassing.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: And then her singing a new song.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: She's singing a new song. So I'm like, this is
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: so planned out. And she's got like backup dancers and
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: she's wearing a different wedding dress than what she was
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: buried in. And she's got Ben sitting in a chair
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: and she's like, you know, I get like the line
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: is like, you know, it's kind of is catchy because
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to kind of remember it. But it's like,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: you know, I just want you to do, you know,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I just want you. It's, it, I'm just shocked.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a little shocked when I watched it, too.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I'm shocked by mega movie star people that are so
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: desperate to say relative that they're taking pieces from, like,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: TikTok people. And, like, this is, like, every 30-year-old... influencer
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: with 10 000 followers that made her husband like do
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: a dance routine or hope or have a bunch of
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: groomsmen be like doing a routine to hope to go
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: viral i'm like you literally performed at your own wedding
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: this song ben is like and then she goes to
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: you like she's going to the audience you know i
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: can't it goes to him like he knows the fucking
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: words like he's gonna sing to this too yeah it was.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: I know it i was a little shocked when i
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: saw it i was like i mean doesn't They've been
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: around a long time, both of them. They know this business.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: They're both huge stars. J. Lo's not... She's going to
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: be a big star the rest of her life. You
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: don't have to do this.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Also, then we found out.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: You don't even have to have the second wedding.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: I thought that was a little much.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: I know, and then... The Vegas thing was perfect.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: So then Leah Remini didn't go, and people were speculating,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: but she's moving her daughter into college. And that I
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: 100% believe.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Casey Affleck didn't go.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: I know you talked about this.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I think that... I got some inside scoop
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: on why. But it has nothing to do with not
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: liking her. Yeah. It's just like he honestly had something
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: really much better to do.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: He was in Malibu.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: And hanging out.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I was in Malibu too.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: But I don't think it had anything to do with
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: not liking her.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: But then somebody wrote me saying, oh, I know the
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: limo driver that was driving him around, Matt Damon, 20
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: years ago. And the family didn't like her. I'm like,
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: 20 years ago, who cares? The family doesn't have any
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: say now. You have more say when your son's like
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: 33 than when he's 50 about who he marries. So
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I don't really think. But look, I totally believe that
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Leah was moving her daughter in. And I, that's a
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: good question. No, I'd go to J-Lo's wedding over moving
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Brandon in. Oh, yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: But a daughter's different. Like a daughter is different.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: They're like, was it her first year of college?
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: And she only has one daughter.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: And I just think, I just think, yeah, she made
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: the right decision. I would have gone to jail. Right. Okay. Um,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: then this article I was dying over Jennifer Garner, page six, quote,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: thrilled to get rid of her fourth child. Ben, which
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: meant Ben Affleck. People like what? She got rid of
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: a baby.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Then they talk about it and they say, um, this
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: is so funny. The 50 year old actress, um, was
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: seen all smiles as she was pictured at Sam's Club
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: in South Charleston during the hours, right before the hours
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: of J-Lo and Ben Affleck's wedding, like just always down
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: to earth. And she appeared to be joined by her
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: father along with her business band boyfriend and the outing
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: and spotted for, you know, took a photo by a fan.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: I love a Sam's Club. Do you have a Sam's Club?
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Or you have Costco, but.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't even know where one is. Yeah. But
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: it's similar, right?
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: It's a very, yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, but then, as I'm reading this article, it reads...
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: She's also the co-founder and chief brand officer of Once
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Upon a Farm, a leader in fresh snacks for kids.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Back in March, Forbes reported that it is the first
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: brand to receive the 1,000-day promise certification from the Clean
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Label Project for its new advanced nutrition blends. The Hollywood
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Insider said, Jenna's working. She's happy.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's got a nice plug in there.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so let me tell the kids what happened here. Yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: This is what happened here. She gave this story. She
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: gave this story. Or her person gave this story and said,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: just please include this thing about her brand.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Because that's way too much information.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of information.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: And I know this because I know somebody that had
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: some breaking news that was going to happen in his life.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: And they called me. And I called him and I said, listen,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: they're asking about it. I think you should give it.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: And then the article came out and along with releasing
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: his personal news from himself, it also had a long
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: detailed paragraph about something about his business. And because it
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, I'll give it to you exclusively, but
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: also mention that I have this thing happening. So it's like, Like,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: if I was going to announce my divorce today, I'd
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: be like, okay, I'm giving you the exclusive. Or even afterwards, like, hey,
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a little bit of juice. The reason
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: I'm really getting divorced is because Peter's skin condition was
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: just grossing me out. Whatever. And then it'll be like,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: said the Juicy Scoop podcaster who is getting ready to
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: go on a tour and then lists every day with
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: the theaters... Might not be a bad idea. And then
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: the insider said, but she's happy to move forward and
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: they plan on co-parenting great. Like, it's just so dumb.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Well, speaking of that, it is funny that, I don't
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: know if you've heard recently, Sylvester Stallone and Jennifer Flavin. Oh,
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: I have it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, I have it. But I do want to say,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: in this article, it basically said, which I agree, she's
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: happy to be done with Ben Affleck. Right. There's like
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: a TikTok that's like that song like, holy love can
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: hurt like this. And it's just these videos of him
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: just like yelling at her, like drop off with his
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: mask on.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Like Jen Garner and Ben and times when she's just
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: crying and she's like, you don't understand. And they like
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: clearly are like fighting about kids or something. Right. And
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: it's like all these scenes put together. No. Of her
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: like driving him to rehab, going through the, you know,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: jack in the box before she has to take him
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: and everything. I think he cheated with a nanny. And
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: there were so many awful things. I think she's totally like,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: I'm in love. Did you have another man? Yeah, they
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: just had a businessman. They went to Sam's Club together.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was a guy?
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I think she is like, he's yours, Jen.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: He falls off the wagon. He freaks out. You go
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: take him to rehab. I've done it. So I agree
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: that she feels like... But every photo they post... He's
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: freaking miserable. I'm sure there's photos where he's smiling. It's
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: always her forcing. This is a photo, another page six.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: That's some more. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck gave in
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: to romance of Italy by sharing a sweet kiss in
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: front of Lake Como on Wednesday. And then they put
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: another photo. Of him literally looking miserable as she's like
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: trying to feed him an ice cream. And then another
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: one where she's on her tippy toes and she's trying
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: to kiss him. And page six knows exactly what they're doing.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: They're only posting photos where. she's the one pushing him
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: into this thing because that's a more fun narrative to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: talk about.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Ben Affleck, I love. I actually like Ben Affleck. I
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: kind of do.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I've been hot for a while, but not anymore.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: He looks perpetually hungover. He always looks like he's, I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: don't know if he even drinks anymore. I think he
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: might be sober.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Supposedly he doesn't drink, but he does smoke cigarettes.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: But he always looks like he's had a rough one.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Did you get this Shia LaBeouf? Uh-huh. Shia LaBeouf?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Shia.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: We're just going to call him Shia.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: What is his situation? Is he insane or not insane?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: He has struggled.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: Because he pee-pees on my friend's restaurant a lot. My
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: friend Carl McKeenan. Pee-pee on it? Yes.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: What do you mean on it? He misses the toilet?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: He'll go out in the back and pee on the outside.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he just use the toilet?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know. My friend's had to tell him several
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: times you can't pee outside.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: So he goes out through the back like where the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: alley is and then just whips it out and pees outside.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: That's so gross.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Several times he's had to be told not to pee
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: on the building.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I know he had an issue with some ex-girlfriend. I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: forgot her name. That shared about that he was a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: bad boyfriend. He's done interviews where he's like, I've cheated
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: on every girlfriend I've ever had. This particular story is
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: about how he was cast in the Olivia Wilde directed movie. Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: He was having, I can't remember what he claims, but
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: he just said it wasn't working for him and he
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: just didn't want to do it. Right. So then he
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: got replaced by Harry Styles. Because he's had, like, not
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: a great reputation, he's upset because Olivia Wilde has said,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I fired him. You know, the work, like, I couldn't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: have that energy on set. the work ethic, the way
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: he is with other people, like he's problematic. He then
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: released a video message that she sent to him. Like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: she was, she's like getting in her car and she's like, Shia,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I really want to make this work. I know you're.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: And then she kind of blames it on the other star,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: the female star. Yeah. That what's the girl in the,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I love you, darling.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: She goes, Pew is her last name. She goes, this
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: might be a little wake up call for miss, miss
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Pew to know that like, she can't have her way.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Cause I guess there might've been an issue between Florence
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Pugh and him. And then he was like, I just
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: don't want to do it. But then by, but then Olivia,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: he's mad that Olivia put out that she fired him
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: because he's like in this climate of where toxic men
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: and this and that it made Olivia look like a
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: really great female director that she was.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: Like, As long as Pew has an issue, I'm getting
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: rid of Shia LaBeouf.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm blocking her and you're out. And it's just
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: not true. Yeah. She was begging for him to stay on.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: So that's pretty juicy.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: He's a good actor.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: I like him. I think he's good in movies.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: He's a wild man.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I'm watching Selling the O.C.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And, I mean....
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I do love the OC, so it's some beautiful footage.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: It is the same tiny twins. They got an office.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: The Oppenheimer group.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I literally think this office is like a studio set.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: It's like a Truman set or something. It's like I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: really don't know that there's any other people that– or
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: I think they just went and filmed all these scenes
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: like they did and have this drama like The Hills
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: and about Selling Sunset. Because, I mean, these people are
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: wearing tinier outfits than the Beverly– than the selling Sunset Girls.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: And they're so small. They're so tiny. And none– all
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: of them are recently licensed. Every single one but, like,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: two of them. Two or three have had a license
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: for a couple years. The rest of them, like, literally
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: took the test yesterday. And then there's this one guy, Tyler.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: He's married to Brittany Snowe. And he used to be
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: a surfer.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Brittany Snow, yeah.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: We always used to hear about her. I don't know
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: what she's– anyway.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: She was in those movies where they sing and dance. Yeah,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: it's perfect.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: So he's like, I want to do my own thing.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: So then he got his– it's very similar to– Chris
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Shell was married to the guy from This Is Us. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: And then I assumed that this is us agent is
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: her agent. And he was like, listen, they're doing this show.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Just get your real estate license and like we'll get
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: you on the show, which clearly happened here. And I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: know some of these people left the few people that
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: had good, you know, good, somewhat careers. They left like
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: their firms to go be on the show.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I've learned from watching all these shows
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: and The Bachelor and all these?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Socks are out.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: Socks on men are a thing of the past. Maybe
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: that's why Rob Kardashian, who was in the sock game,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: hasn't been heard from in a long time. Because he
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: got in the sock game just when socks became a
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: thing of the past.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: I saw a crazy TikTok going around, a conspiracy theory.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: About socks?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: About socks. The conspiracy theory is the Kardashians are keeping
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Rob fat to harvest his fat for their BBLs, their
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Brazilian butt lifts, so that it's the same.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: They haven't hooked up to some thing in the house?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: They could get his fat because they share a genetic gene,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: so you don't want fat from randoms. And if you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: have no more fat on your body to stick there,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: then they're keeping him fat. Yeah. Ridiculous but hilarious conspiracy theory.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: That is a good one.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I did notice while they're supposed to be working
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: hard on what's going on with all their listings and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: everything in the OC, I was watching and I screen
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: grabbed and I zoomed in and paused it and saw
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: that Jason– He's not looking at listings or anything. He's
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: looking right here. I can tell that's the Daily Mail.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: He's looking at the Daily Mail. He's looking at gossip
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: sites probably about himself. Not, oh, let me just work
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: on this contract that's coming in.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, isn't that what everyone's doing at their work?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: If you probably look at 90% of people's computers, the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: Daily Mail's on it.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Right, but you are supposed to be like.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: But we know it's all fake. Anyway, the girls are all,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: you know, unpretty.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I'm watching one on Hulu.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: I highly recommend.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: What? They've taken two popular reality show franchise ideas and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: melded them into one.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Which is?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Hoarders and Home Remodeling. It's called Hoarder Flip.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: It's on Hulu.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: And they walk into these houses that are hoarder houses...
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: And they have to get all the shit out and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: then they have to redo the house.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: It's the great.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: First of all, I guess it's a Canadian show. It
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: seems to be Canadian. So they're up in like Toronto
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: or whatever. And they're, you know, Canadians.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Are nice people.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: So they go, oh, it stinks in here. Oh, it
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: really stinks in here. Oh, this one doesn't smell nice
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Do you know what?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: But it's pretty good.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Okay. Unfortunately, I don't enjoy three kinds of shows. Oh.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: The 600-pound sisters.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: You don't like that.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Or the 1,000-pound friend or whatever.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: You just don't like big– It's too big.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Too big.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: I can't. I'm not– I can't.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: The hoarding, I'm not into that, and I'm not into
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: pimple popping.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: I'm with you on pimple popping, and I'm with you–
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: I love hoarders.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: I love it. I love when they– now the new thing,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: they break it down into three categories. They take all
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: the shit out on the front lawn, and they keep–
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: throw away and donate. I'm like, let's lose the donation.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: I don't think anybody needs your old can of tuna fish.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: We're good on the donation.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: That was one of the problems. Do you remember during
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: the season one of COVID that everyone was just clearing
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: out their stuff to the point that Goodwill said, do
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: not drop anything more off.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: No more junk.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: We can't take it.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Or it's like when there's a fire or something and
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, I'm collecting clothes. Okay. Depends where the fire is.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: When the fire is in Malibu and Westlake Village, they
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: don't want your old nubby leggings. These women can go
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: to a friend's house and order all new leggings from
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: Lululemon and have it delivered in two days.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry you lost your $ 9 million home.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Here's my pilled sweater from Forever 21.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Like, just think about it. Think about what people really need.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: You don't need to be sending a package that costs
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: $ 50 to mail of crap.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I totally agree.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Enjoying how fake it is, but kind of enjoying it. Okay,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: this nightclub in Australia is banned staring without verbal consent.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: It's a new woke policy. And so I guess you can't, like,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I fuck someone.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, the days.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: I long for the days where I could just sit
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: in a club and I fuck everybody.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, that is how, I mean,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it works the opposite way with
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: girls eye fucking guys, but that's how I got guys
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: to like talk to me.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Just staring.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: I would do like intense eye contact. Really?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. Like here, I'll do it. Okay.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: I'd like to see this.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: I'm interested in you.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: We're in a club. I'm interested in you. Okay. I've
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: decided you're by far like the only one in this place.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: I'm at the bar too, right?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: You're more like probably like across somewhere.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Got it. Okay.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: So now I've got my friend here and I'm like.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: But I'm also feeling like you might be checking me out. Mm-hmm.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: I got it.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: So I'm like.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: But how long do we do it for?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: I got to do it again.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: I got to do it again. Oh, okay.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: So I caught the first one.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's like. It's almost making me uncomfortable. Okay, wait.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, keep going. because I'm going to play along. I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: want you to know how I'm uncomfortable and I agree
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: with this policy. But I want to see it. I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: want to see how long it actually went on for.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Okay. Hold on, I'll do it over time. Okay.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: And did it work? Then, okay.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: They come over.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: If they haven't come over... because guys need a lot
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: more encouragement today, but even back then. Then I go
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: And even if the bathroom is here and you're over there,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going to loop around somehow to walk past you.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: And that's when I would walk right past you, tit
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: to chest, and act like it's crowded.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Hopefully it's crowded.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's like.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: Tit to chest is a good move.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, it's like, Sorry.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's like crazy. And actually, you have to touch
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: to get that close.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Get that like, sorry.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: And still stare.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Just one little stare and walk away.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Then make sure wherever I land, you can still find me.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Still visually accessible.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right. And the best outfit to do that
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: in was my black romper from Express. Really?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Halter. Halter. Yeah. Now, that's a problem when you go
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: to the bathroom, right? Don't you have to take the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: entire thing? Yeah, but it was like, it was okay.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: Well, I'll say this, and I'm actually just looking at
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: this picture.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: That you've posted and what you just said. I believe
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: that part of the problem with today's.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: Society is the fact that all of this is gone.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Like that, like tit to chest and staring.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Across the bar. I totally agree because I don't know
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: if I told you, but when we were like at
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: the Catalina Wine Festival, I was there with my sister
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: and we were there with our husbands and it was
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: a good crowd. And there was like a girls, a
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: dirty 30 birthday party, these girls. And they're all cute.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: And there were also some single guys. And my Shannon
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: and I were like, do you imagine if we were
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: here single? Yeah. We would be talking to guys. Guys
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: would be coming up to us. We would have already
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: made out with someone last night that either we want
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: to see again tonight or a new person.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Like, are you kidding me? I know. How are people, like,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: it's just depressing.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know what the, were people slut shamed out
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: of a good time? Because there was that for a
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: long time that you couldn't do these things because you
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: were slut shamed. And that became a thing. You can't
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: do that. And now it's just, I guess everyone's squandered.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: doing bumble or whatever, those type of things. Yes.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's that. And I think it's like, guys
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: are kind of scared and they like, you know, they're like,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: don't want to, I mean, it's one thing to be rejected.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: And then it's another one to be like, I don't
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: need to be called a rapist because like I offered
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: you a drink, like, you know, and then of course
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: the drink thing sucks because you might get roofied in it.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like never spent money. I bought the
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: first drink. We always got our first. And then after that,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: everything was paid.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Guys picking up the drinks.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I would only leave with $ 20, and I never put
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: down a card.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, you'd leave the house with $ 20?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Only $ 20. Wow. Yeah. So I don't know. But hey,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: I was giving out my numbers and going on dates,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: all these things that don't exist anymore. But anyway.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: So much fun. Missing out. You kids are missing out
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: on a good time.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I know. But then I did come across this girl
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: that I knew. And she was like, it was on
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: social media and she's writing all about her dates now.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: She's never been married, no kids. And she's attractive. She's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: a couple of years older than I am. And she's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: like really hardcore, like going into it and like, you know,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: sharing about it. And I'll share some with you later.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Cause I don't want to put it on the show,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: but my God, I, I was in Catalina with my friend, Noel.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: She's been married as long as I have. I came
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: across the night before we met and I wrote her
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: and I said, I am going to read you something
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: that is going to make you.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Your friend is telling you about her dates.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have this other friend. We'll call her Jenny.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: That I haven't talked to in a long time, but
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: I happen to still follow.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And I'm reading all this about her dating adventures. And
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: I then call my friend, Noelle, text my friend, Noelle,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: who's going on the boat with us this past couple
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: of days into Catalina. She's been married as long as
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I have. And I said, we're going to sail this
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: boat and I'm going to read you these adventures. And
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: I don't care how annoying your husband is. This is
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: going to make you stay married like nothing else on earth.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Like literally... Wait a minute.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: This is your friend texting you her adventures?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: No, I follow her.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, so it's on Instagram or something.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: But I just happen to come across it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: It's been a long time.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Got it, got it.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: And we friended each other a million years ago. And
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: then I just happened to come and I was just like,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: oh my God. Like... and it was written well and
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: it was pretty entertaining too, but it was just like,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: so then I was like sharing it with my sister too.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: That's been buried forever. And I'm like, she, you know,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Shannon, she's like, how could you, she's like,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: how do people even like get on with their life
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: with this much, like 40 years of rejection, like 40
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: years of like knowing that you're smart and pretty and
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: like these guys and, you know, give you the false
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: signal and you get all excited and they invite you
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: on a trip. And then all of a sudden they're like, Oh, sorry.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Or they ghost you. And like, Another one only wants
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: to talk about his second divorce, not his first divorce.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, and like, I mean, it's just,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know how you can have
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: any confidence in your career. Like I had to go
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: through this rejection at one period of my life.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: And I just really, I just, I, God love you.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: And I'm saying, hey, go out there, like find love.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: But my God.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: I just think I'd be like, I'm good.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Like I. I think that's what's happening.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: Especially at a certain age. Like, I mean, we have friends.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: You and I have friends that are of that age
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: and of that single life. And now they're like, they're done.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: I'm done.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: And then, like, to guess and, like, they love bomb
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: you and you don't know if they're, like, lying about
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: just being interested in you or they're lying about their
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: whole fucking life or, like, oh, my God. And they're
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: all on the hinge and the bumble and, like, I mean,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: I just... I just can't imagine having like the confidence
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: in my life as what I do as a career. Right.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: And confidence that I think I'm a pretty good mom.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: But then if I was out single and dating, there'd
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: be this, all this self doubt and rejection that you
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: have to incorporate in your life and then still be
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: good at these other things in your life. Like I just,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's just horrible.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: You know, you used to do something about this kind
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: of in your act where you It's like it's all
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: new moves. Like, I'm not joking when I say this.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: This is sexual shit. It's like, and now you're old.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, we're really going to be doing this?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Like, everybody stay out of everyone's bottles.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Listen, I think the first thing I'd have to do
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: is start watching some serious recent porn.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what it would be.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: And then you watch that, and everyone's going.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, honestly, I'm like, I just don't even
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: think I'd want it.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: We've all seen enough.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Like, I think I'd just rather go for, like, a
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: forehead and massage. For $ 100 on Ventura.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: We've all seen enough dicks. Like, no more dicks.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: And then just watch, like, some sexy shit on Netflix
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: or something by myself.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think you're right. I think that's what's happening.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: I think people do give up.
• 1:18:40
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• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: West Hollywood Halloween Carnival is canceled third year in a row.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard it is and it isn't. I heard
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: this– they're saying that they can't– I don't know. I mean,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know why they can't corroborate this story whether
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: it is or it isn't. But I'm hearing other people
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: say it's not– like– They're like, yeah, West Hollywood's canceling,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: but the gay is like, we're not canceling it. We'll
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: be out in the street dressed like Tinkerbell. Like, there's
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: no way.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know the greatest West Hollywood carnival story
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: of all times.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: Which was fun.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: When our friend Guy.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: He and his friends went out on Halloween night. Yeah.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: As he was Delta Burke. Oh, God. And the other
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: guys were the other, they were designing women.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, designing women, yeah.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: And we had, you know, a writers' meeting the next morning.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: And he did not show up. Because when he did
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: his alarm with his fake nails on his phone.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I think he accidentally did like 7 p.m., not 7 a.m.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: And he was a bit of a mess at the time,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: you know. He was wild.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was Hollywood Boulevard in your Delta Burke.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm imagining it's like their national holiday for gays.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: And he was a bit of a celebrity at that point.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: And I guess, you know, so he overslept.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Came running in. I remember vividly.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Running in with still nails on.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: And some makeup, yeah. It was amazing.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: We're talking a 6'5, 300-pound man.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, it was.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: It was, and then they were like, I think you
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: need to, like, whatever, leave. And then that was the
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: end of that.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: And now he's doing great.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Now he's huge. Now he's in a movie.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: He's got boys, yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: He's in Bros. He's in Bros.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw the preview for it. He's got
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: a big part. So it all worked out.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: That's his buddy.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: But that was a traumatic day.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: And then, yes, he was, I mean, it's safe to
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: say he was let go because of that experience.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: We were talking about Sly Stallone is divorcing his wife.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: I want to remind people of Juicy Scoop history, that
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: at one time they were dating, and he broke up
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: with her via a fax. He wrote a letter and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: sent it through the fax.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they've been dating a long time.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: And then somehow they got back together, have been married for,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know, 30 years, have three really pretty daughters. Yeah.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: And he's 76 and she's 54. And first they noticed
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: that he... She did a photo with just her three daughters,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: like foursome forever or whatever. And then he had this
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: photo of this tattoo of Jennifer's face. She's like a supermodel. Yeah.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: And he was covering it with a.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: A new dog.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: A new dog's face. Do you hear about the dog? Yeah.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: Like a Rottweiler.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Well, the dog, I guess, was an issue.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: That they were fighting about the dog.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Can I just stop you right here? Yes, please do.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: What I'm hearing, and I don't know if this is
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: true or not.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing that they're doing a reality show and this
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: is all kind of bullshit for the reality show. That's
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: what I'm hearing.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Yes, 100%.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Sisters, Stallone family.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Because they want to be the new Kardashians, the new
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Nicki and Paris Hilton. Because I was thinking those girls
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: are pretty, but they're not like setting the world on fire.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: We don't know who they are.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing it's a reality show and this is all
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: shtick for the reality show.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: The dog and all this is– that's going to be
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: the bit. I want a dog.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: That's the shtick.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm hearing.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: I'm just letting you know that I'm putting it out
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: there now.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it was filed.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: Somebody in the know told me that.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: But you can always file something and take it away.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I think they were– they did file
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: for divorce.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's a long way
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: to go for a couple of episodes of a dumb
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: reality show.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: That makes so much more sense. But I don't know. Like, oh, God,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: it's going to be, like, goofy.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Like, ugh.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Anyway. All right. Well, I think we're good. Tell me
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: what else is going on in your life.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: What else is going on?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Do you have any shows besides the one with me
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: that you want to promote?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Rochester, New York coming up. I'm in Rochester at the
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Comedy on the Carlton.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: I have September 7th. I'm at Irvine Improv Wednesday night,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: September 7th.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Everybody go to that.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Irvine, frangola.fun.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: I have.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Cleveland, Hilarity's in Cleveland in October.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: And then we have September 11th. And you and I
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: have September? No, September 11th, we're going to Duran Duran.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's right. We have Duran Duran September 11th.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: The Hollywood Bowl. How good are these seats?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: I think they're pretty good.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: I booked them a long time ago when they first
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: announced that they were going on tour. So I don't
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: even remember. Do we bring our own.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Really good Air One, Whole Foods seats?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: Food. I think we should.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know if we're in the section where they have, like,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: tables and stuff. You know, there's a section of the
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: Hollywood Bowl that has, like, a dining area. We're not
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: in that.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: The up-close part where it's your own little box?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not there.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: You have to.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Do you own those? Those are people who own them.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing... I'm going to put it out there.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: That if there's a Juicy Scooper.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: No, that's what I... That's why I put these things
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: out there.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting with the Juicy Scoopers. I'm like, hi, Chris.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: He's way far back. No good.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: That's why I put it out.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: I want.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like the only way it's fun.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Doesn't John Taylor's wife listen to this podcast?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: To enjoy the Hollywood Bowls, I've got to have food.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: I've got to have food.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: See, this is why.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: Let me be in charge of it, though.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: You don't get invited.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Shut up. I know you like. You would just drink beer, right?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Eh, at a concert, yeah.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I want like nice wine and I want
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: like some yummy type of food.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: I cannot believe I offered this ticket up to you.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: This is already ruining my good time. I might just
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: go alone and, you know.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: No, you're not going alone. Okay. The world already knows
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: you invited me.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: I'm going.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: I just want you to know that I looked at
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: the set list.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: I'm providing the car service.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: They open with Hungry Like the Wolf. That's the type
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: of night you're into.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: I am looking forward to it. I am down.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: But I just don't want to be thinking about food.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: So I need to bring some.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: Can you?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: All right. I'll look it up. I hope they didn't
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: change the rules.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: I think you can bring it if you're in that
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: certain section.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: I know you can buy it, but it's never like
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: that great. Yeah. And it's like so expensive.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: It kills me. Like, we're not going to stand there,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: stand up eating food.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: No, we're going to get there. Like, while it's still
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: sort of light out.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: I know you have a thing about charcuterie boards.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do a board.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: No, I know.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: But I'm thinking really yummy, like, little salads and sandwiches. Okay. Like,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: just a variety of stuff. And then, like, some good wine. Okay.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: But I am going to look up if we can
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: bring it. Because if we can't. Honestly, I'm praying that
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: they broke the rules and I can't bring it.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: You're not 100% invited yet.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: Not 100%. I mean, now because you've already planned your meal,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: you might have to be.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Listen, this is what I'm praying. I'm praying that they've
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: shut down people bringing in food. Because if I have
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: the option to bring in my own food, I'm going
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: to have to do that. I'd almost prefer that I
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: don't have the option and I just spend $ 100 eating
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: and drinking while I'm there.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Crap food.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: I think also you're very recognizable.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Let's have a late lunch.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: I already had my.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: I.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Think I have a late lunch.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: You're too recognizable. People don't know who you are. I
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: know we're going to be up in my shit seats
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: and everyone's going to be like, why is Heather McDonald
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: in shit seats at the Hollywood Bowl?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: I know we can buy booze.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going to look it up if we can
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: bring food or not. And then if we can, I
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: will provide. And if we can't, Then we'll just walk
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: around and get the drinks that we want.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: And we'll have Brandon drive us. Hopefully he'll pass the test.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Well, he's still, yeah, you still got to get, even
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: getting close to a bowl is a nightmare. So you're
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: going to be driving us. We'd have to, we have
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: to walk a little bit.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: I am going to be wearing a comfortable shoe.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. That's good. Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: I'm nowhere. I don't care about a wedge. It's going
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: to be a flat.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: I want to say that I'm looking forward to this,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: but I don't know if.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: I am anymore.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: Chris, I'm going.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: There's no leaving early because they close with two of
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: my favorites. Rio is the final song of the night.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: There's no way I'm leaving early, but if there's 12 openers,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think we have to be there for all
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: the openers.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: There's not one guy. No, we're going for the opener.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Who's the opener?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Nile Rodgers.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: What does he sing?
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: You don't know. You don't know. I'm fine.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: But he does a bunch of covers.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: You're going to like it. I am excited.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: Hip hop.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Hip hop. Oh, my God.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: Bang, bang, boogie. He does a cover of that. Bang, bang,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: boogie the beat.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: Hotel.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start getting my outfit together. Okay.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: All right, Chris.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: Cover to cover.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: Cover to cover is my podcast.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: Come over and listen and have a good time over there. Yes,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: you'll love it. Frangola.fun is going to have all my dates.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: I have somebody working on it for me. I don't
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: know how to do it.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: So they're all coming up. I've got a lot of cities.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Please come.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: I love when the Juicy Scoopers come to my shows.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: Irvine, Cleveland, Rochester, Syracuse, Albany, Hartford, New Orleans.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: So much coming up.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: You're in New Orleans?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Where do you perform in New Orleans?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: A place like a bar. Okay. Yeah. It's not for you.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: Not for you.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Good luck. I'm glad we made up.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: Don't send him any harassing messages. His little heart can't
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: take it.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: No, no. About my phone. Yeah.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Find something else to attack him on.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: How long has this episode been?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: It's like an hour and a half. Well, no, it's not.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: We're going to shorten it. I think I might cut
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: some out. What? Just a little bit. I'll discuss it after. Okay, bye.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: click and collect.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.