Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / i wanna pod wit da boyz - sep 21 202
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- Chris Laker: Boo is here, he's producing this episode. I mean he's kind of sleeping, which is great because I don't like to be micromanaged. I didn't watch the Patrick Clancy interview on sixty minutes. Which is the only reason anybody's watched sixty minutes. And well, did anybody really watch it on sixty minutes? You watch it on YouTube. Somebody watched it on sixty minutes. Somebody was like, I'm watching this with commercials as it airs. they have cable and everything. Those people still exist. I don't think even my mother has cable anymore. She has YouTube TV, it's the same thing. I don't know what I'm gonna get out of that interview. I have no suspicions about Patrick Clancy. I don't have really strong opinions about the trial. I think she had psychosis, postpartum psychosis, I think, as somebody who has no experience with anything. I think that. people when they say I think act like that holds some sort of power. I've been thinking about this a lot. Well, you're not that smart. And that's me. But I've been thinking about this a lot. I have thoughts. Not experience, not research. Yeah, I didn't actually look up any facts. I've been just running things around in my brain and I have come up with some ideas and I think they're right. that's all I need. belief. and that is what most of online debate seems to be. That's why I don't debate. I don't know anything. Why would I debate with zero facts? I have feelings. I can be like, yeah, that's wrong, but why? I don't know. It's fucking wrong. I know it's wrong. Just 'cause I'm an idiot doesn't make some other idiot right. Does that make sense? Okay. A lot of this doesn't make sense. know what I'm talking about. I'm just gonna get into the news. It's Monday. I didn't sleep well for some reason. I don't know what's up with that. I know my whoop. the whoop gonna be you didn't sleep well. You slept like shit. What are you fucking stupid? You don't know how to sleep? You lay there. what are you tossing around for? your recovery score. Don't even do anything today. I will. And then wow, why'd you do that for? You didn't have recovery. Because I felt like a whoop. I'm not a fan of the whoop. They're not a sponsor of this show. There are no sponsors. I don't take sponsors. Don't even try it. Don't even you couldn't offer me enough money. This is me trying to get them to offer me a lot of money. And then maybe I'd sell out. I hope I don't. But I can't guarantee that it won't happen. US strikes on alleged drug boats could be crimes against humanity, says U UN. That's the United Nations. They didn't say this officially. There was somebody at the UN who said this the United States gets to veto anything that the UN does officially, so th that won't happen. but you don't need somebody to tell you that bombing boats is wrong. I think they might be trafficking drugs. That are fishing. Well, bomb why? Because the elderly pedophile likes to see things blow up it almost makes him feel like he can get an erection if he thinks people are dying. networks suspend pool coverage of Trump after White House bans CNN. Integrity from network news. It's shocking. I thought they would just give Trump more money. like settle with him out of court before he even sues. Say, you know, you're gonna sue us and you're right. Here's some money. But they're actually showing some sort of spine. Or they just don't feel like going, which also fine. I there's no reason to go. There's no reason to listen to him. He's gonna do whatever he's gonna do. And hearing him ramble next to a h helicopter He makes no sense when he speaks. If if he's not experiencing dementia, that's more concerning. Like this is just like his brain working. Man shot by ICE officers is detained in Texas with a bullet still in his back. Attorney's office says. This is a guy who was delivering DoorDash. He got shot the other day. got pulled over by ICE. they won't say why they shot him. There's no like real details about that. no details on why they shot him means there's no reason to shoot him. They pull him over. He's delivering food, All food delivery people are doing God's work. this guy gets shot. he he was taken to the hospital and then released with a bullet in his back, no pain medication, And now he's just in custody a hundred and thirty miles away from where he lives. Because they love to do that shit too. Make sure you're far enough away from anybody who can help you. and also there's somebody who was waiting on their food. How do they get notified that their food's not coming? Do they just see on the app, he stopped? does ICE get onto the DoorDash app and says, actually we've shot and detained your food delivery person? So you're gonna have to go through a chat bot to get a refund. and DoorDash is like all trumped up. They sent the DoorDash grandma to the White House. isn't this great in post retirement, I get to deliver DoorDash to pay for my husband's medical bills. What a great system. Thank you, Mr. President. AP exclusive ice hides location of thousands of detainees with final removal orders. This should be illegal. Not that legality matters anymore. for the government it doesn't matter. And for rich people it doesn't matter. this is just so lawyers can't find their clients and file last minute appeals or whatever to keep their clients in the country. and I guess so family members can just not know where their people are. maybe it's a belabored point, but fuck ice, fuck everybody who works for ice, if you are like friends with somebody who works with ice, fuck you too. Anybody who's even just slightly connected to ice, I fucking hope your favorite shirt gets a mustard stain and it never comes out. And you can't even find that shirt again. They don't make it anymore. I hope that repeatedly happens. Then you get a new favorite okay, I guess this is my favorite shirt. Boom, stained. Done. Maybe that's too harsh. I actually wish for harsher things, but not gonna say those things out loud. US Postal Inspection Service sends security guards to facilities nationwide, including Denver. This is from Denver seven news, so that's why they put in including Denver. postal inspection security guards they're sending. But did they hire a bunch of new people? I haven't seen anything about that. So is this private security? Probably. this is me guessing. this is me thinking things and saying them like they must be facts, but I don't know. Sounds like they're sending private security. Whatever Blackwater is now, I know they changed their name. They'll probably change it again. is there been security problems of people attacking post offices? I think more people would rob FedEx than the post office. That's where that's where the loot is at. Well, I'll be monitoring this US Postal Service security situation. And by monitoring it, I mean if it comes up again, then I'll see. But I'll probably forget that it happened. If you're voting by mail, use a drop box. because you can't trust the mail people. not your local postal worker just saying overall as an organization. Google hit with four hundred and sixty-three million dollar fine for EU location data rule breach. So Google says so it's like free. four hundred and sixty-three million? Yeah, sure. it would cost us more to not do that. So how often is this fine gonna happen? 'Cause we're gonna still data rule breach. We love that data. we gotta have it. that's why we exist. To read everybody's emails, see what everybody's looking at on the internet. Ooh, you know what that is. You know what everybody's looking, you know what you're looking at. Yeah? What other people are looking at even more than that. Think about what you're looking at. nothing. So we love to have all that data and yep, you're not gonna get privacy. We gave you free email. We're Google, we don't give a shit. they started out with the do no evil Maybe they meant it, Now it's make a bunch of money, look at everybody's shit. Google. Pentagon invites Paul Brothers YouTube influencers to speak to troops. I think this is cause Hegzeth wants to get on all the Bro podcasts. doesn't have his own podcast, so he can just invite people to speak at the Pentagon. once he gets the Paul brothers there, he's like Well, can I do your podcast? How do I get on the Melk Boys? Give me Joe Rogan's number. I wanna pod. I wanna pod with the boys. Far left party wins Berlin election pledging to nationalize housing. This headline is misleading. They're not pledging to nationalize all housing. People who own homes, they're not trying to nationalize those homes. They're talking about companies that have bought up homes. You know, this is happening here in the United States where private equity groups buy up all these apartment complexes. They buy trailer parks then they raise all the fees up, they push people out, They want to own all the housing and make it so we all pay our subscription that they get to raise whenever they want. I'm not anti subscription service on everything. I rent. I'll be renting don't know, forever. I'm proud to rent. And even if you don't rent, then you got insurance, HOA fees, property tax everything's a little bit like subscription service, I'm all for getting private equity companies out of buying homes. and I'm happy that the far left party won in Berlin. 'Cause in Germany there was just recently a far right election win, which far right in Germany, don't like the sound of that. ICE says it can't find its Own records of tear gassing and arresting broadview protesters. Are people just write writing these things down on post-it notes? Should be on a computer somewhere. you do a search, do a search for tear gas. I know that brings up a lot. then you go broad view protesters, you cross reference, and then you should be able to find it that way. maybe they they can't they don't want to find? They don't want to find those records. Yeah. Hunter charged with manslaughter and shooting of woman he mistook for a deer. Manslaughter, so the woman is dead. Yeah, you really should make sure that you're not shooting a person. 'Cause there's also people in the woods. the person with the gun, the hunter. You're a person in the woods. So think about if somebody else shot you. But also stay out of the woods. there's people shooting and I'm not anti hunting, but I'm anti-hunting if you can't tell a deer from a person. That should be a test that you have to take for your hunting license, deer or person. please subscribe, review, like, rate, any of those things that you can do for this show. Please do them. Here's Boop.