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DLHS Hour 4 | Five ways to raise money for Chris Brown Tickets · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the d You can show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: I'll be up there at the well this Friday and Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: I think I misspoke that, Uh Pete Hesmith wasn't dishonoredly
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  Speaker 1: discharged from the National Guard. What he was was taking
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  Speaker 1: off a mission because they believe that tattoo represented white supremacy.
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  Speaker 2: And they're right.
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  Speaker 1: So how does a dude who got dishonored, who was
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  Speaker 1: thought it was compromising become the guy in charge of
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  Speaker 1: our of our armed forces. And here's the thing, aren't
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  Speaker 1: a joke about Michelle and Brockby and apes.
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  Speaker 2: Same guy. I'm like, stop, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know he's still mad at Rosie o'donald that was a
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  Speaker 3: thousand years ago because she told jokes about him. He
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  Speaker 3: he's an ass here I said it.
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  Speaker 2: You know who's that?
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  Speaker 1: The kid Aaron Markler, the little kid that that twenty two.
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  Speaker 1: I would have to choke him, the one that made Scott. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what's that new Scott's name?
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  Speaker 2: Let me this day for you. What's his name? Scott?
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  Speaker 1: Jenny Scott. That's why I'm never going on that show.
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  Speaker 1: That's why because I will push him in his face.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I would, I would. I swear to god,
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  Speaker 1: you put your finger in their face again, I'm gonna slap,
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  Speaker 1: I promise I will.
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  Speaker 2: You can't do that. I promise.
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  Speaker 1: I will write in your baby blue eyes, I believe
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  Speaker 1: baby black and blue.
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  Speaker 2: I believe me. I don't like him in your closet?
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  Speaker 2: A gato who scotchy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a big thing that I remember that
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  Speaker 1: dude said he was gonna out him, and he said
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  Speaker 1: he was he would go have five Martine sad Martine,
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  Speaker 1: Remember that you just did the story when they had
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  Speaker 1: seven martinis and try to hit on people. You just said, right,
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  Speaker 1: remember that skip when she did that story. Yep, I
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  Speaker 1: guess you tell so much business to keep up. Today
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  Speaker 1: is Chris Brown's birthday and people are doing damn there
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  Speaker 1: anything to get tickets to see him, and I sure, jazz,
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  Speaker 1: how come people raise money to pay for tis?
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  Speaker 2: What is by asking you for? Because I know, I
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  Speaker 2: know raise money to pay for ticks? How can they do?
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  Speaker 2: Number Number five?
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  Speaker 1: You can donate blood or you can be devil jointed
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  Speaker 1: and keep a secret that guy.
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  Speaker 3: We hadn't gotten too that one. Yes, that's closer to
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  Speaker 3: number one. Number five though, is you can donate blood. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean you might pass out before you get enough
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  Speaker 3: to I don't think they ever stopped. They ain't gonna
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  Speaker 3: never give you. You'll never you don't you don't even
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  Speaker 3: have enough blood in your body. But that's what I'm
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  Speaker 3: saying That's why I said, you'll probably passed out before
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  Speaker 3: you have raised enough to get these tickets.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five ways, they're kind of
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  Speaker 3: funny and creative. If you want to go see Chris Brown,
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  Speaker 3: this is how you do it. Be a realtor hustler
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  Speaker 3: selling homes. Yeah, all right, I don't know how you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna sell. You don't know how you do that, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Number two, I'm sorry. Number two, well they not I'm
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  Speaker 3: just saying.
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  Speaker 2: Number three of.
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  Speaker 3: The top five creative and funny ways to raise money
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  Speaker 3: to see Chris Brown and Usher selling specialized assets. Sell
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  Speaker 3: a kidney, sell a side tooths only.
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  Speaker 2: I said, a lot of people can use that side. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you don't need that one, the one in the back
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  Speaker 2: of the front.
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  Speaker 1: You need the side I like the cheer with the
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  Speaker 1: two You know that the training wheel too, right next
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  Speaker 1: to it, you know what I mean? They grow out
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  Speaker 1: the top of your gun, like yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna be a vampire?
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  Speaker 2: Just went yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five funny and creative ways
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  Speaker 3: to raise money to see Chris Brown and Usher. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: let's don't do this one. The drug dealer met there.
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  Speaker 3: This is satirical.
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  Speaker 2: We don't really mean it.
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  Speaker 3: There's a viral TikTok's tran apparently that suggest you pay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even talk about that. Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to do that. I didn't have anything to do with it.
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  Speaker 3: And of course, the number one and the best way
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  Speaker 3: I could think of if you're trying to raise money
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  Speaker 3: it's funny and creative, is a shake lass or some cash.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little bit. I don't shake all of them,
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  Speaker 1: not shake now A little bit more labor intensive than
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  Speaker 1: that because those an expensive ticket. Yes, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: you can work security Chris Brown show, you're working on
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  Speaker 1: a concession stand.
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  Speaker 2: You can't show. You can hear it. You can hear
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  Speaker 2: it in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you some If you selling blood, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna be way up top anyway that month
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  Speaker 1: you're selling blood, you in the nosebleed. You can't sell
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  Speaker 1: blood and being a nosebleed sect, you'll pass out for real.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you can siphon.
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  Speaker 3: Blood, yeah, that way you can have a lot yours
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  Speaker 3: here is the Africans, but already blend out parking with.
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  Speaker 1: You know not that's gonna do it. For ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see Trump on the White House lawn trying
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  Speaker 3: to show off his athletic powers and try to make
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  Speaker 3: a putt in front of all these kids and missed
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  Speaker 3: it every single time and finally just gave up and
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  Speaker 3: walked off.
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  Speaker 4: Just that just shows how many times he cheats when
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  Speaker 4: he goes down place, they say he's the worst cheater.
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  Speaker 2: I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you know one thing for sure, he don't.
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  Speaker 2: He don't leave the course to go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: That's for sure. You got it built in, you know,
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  Speaker 2: just let it go. Yep. The kids picked up something
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  Speaker 2: that need to change that day. That's like my little brother.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody needs to change that day. Something smells out here.
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  Speaker 1: It smells like McDonald's in hate. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Skip my man, cheat on what you learn today.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'm getting ready get out of here, you know,
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  Speaker 4: single to my getting ready to celebrate. Yeah, the Omega
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  Speaker 4: Soti Fraternity Incorporated has teamed up with Alpha Phi Alpha
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  Speaker 4: to do a party together.
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  Speaker 2: It's already I think I checked it was now.
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  Speaker 4: It was like it was over.
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  Speaker 2: The Mexicans that can't then aren't coming.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we we almost about. Last time I checked, it
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  Speaker 4: was like nineteen tickets left. It was before sold out.
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  Speaker 2: So you know it ain't gonna be there.
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  Speaker 4: People who you think is gonna be cooking stop playing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you better make sure you got guards at the.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna be at Bruce City having a good times
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  Speaker 4: in the area.
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  Speaker 2: Swing too, stop hot and happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I gain my son Joey, Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Birthday.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: On the next Dealhugley Show, We're gonna be uh, We're
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  Speaker 2: on another side.
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  Speaker 1: Cole, my favorite show bus operator.
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  Speaker 2: Pull that string. We got to go. It's the deal
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  Speaker 1: See you on the other side.