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People ask me all the time 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, here's an answer that I we had just asked.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, is Birdseye uh are they gonna be at the Montour Falls Harvest Festival tomorrow?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Birdseye will be at the Montour Festival.
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  SPEAKER_01: Come on down, visit us for some free tastings.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then they said win or lose, Patriots will always have my heart.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not rooting for the Patriots.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm pulling the realist bet here because the Bills have had a sloppy set of wins.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I don't know if you guys know this part of behind the scenes or not, but I'm the one that uploads the daily um audio that we do for the show, the segments.
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  SPEAKER_01: And for that particular segment that we talked about a few minutes ago, I titled it Scott is a Pats fan now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You suck.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's my raspy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you choke on your own phlegm?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: I am choking on my own phlegm.
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  SPEAKER_00: You deserve that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you know back in the day?
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: I love a fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you gotta start with fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I sound like Melissa, who we work with.
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  SPEAKER_00: She comes walking through the door.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fun fact, I hate everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but that's not a fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, but every day that's her line.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fun fact, I might kill people today.
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  SPEAKER_00: These are all Melissa isms.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: We've lived with her for 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and we still love her.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fun fact, I don't feel like doing as today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Am I wrong?
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  SPEAKER_00: Have we not heard every one of those lines from her?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I struggle using the term fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: But this is this is wild.
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  SPEAKER_01: But this is a fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, this is a fun fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember all the way back when there used to be a Sears catalog?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like Sears, JC Penny's.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your mom bought your rompers out of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know it.
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  SPEAKER_01: My gosh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I worked when I first started working for JCPenney's, this makes me sound so old right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: When I first started working for JCPenney's, they had a catalog too.
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  SPEAKER_01: They were always stacked, and there was even a catalog department.
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  SPEAKER_00: I remember they were very thick too back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, The rompers too.
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  SPEAKER_00: It made you look that way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would circle all the toys at Christmas time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Although the toys of JCPenney were a little off because Toys R Us was still vibrant at that time.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you were sort of like, this is like the Bishop Rice instead of the Fisher Price.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh anyway, fun fact, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You once were able to buy dynamite in a Sears catalog.
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  SPEAKER_00: No joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like literally sticks of dynamite.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is so well, you could buy a house.
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  SPEAKER_01: Remember that they had these they they were called Sears houses, weren't they?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think well, you're sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they for some reason were delivering you houses?
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  SPEAKER_00: A 1902 edition of the catalog advertised dynamite as a tool for removing tree stumps.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna need a couple sticks.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have a couple that need to go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Claiming it would be excellent.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that's in quotes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't you have to have certification for that?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think we've grown as a society that, hey, we're not selling dynamite easily.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't believe I have the ability to go by dynamite.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe down at Sky King I can really get my hands on some good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I might get enough to be able to really blow that stump out of the ground.
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  SPEAKER_01: The reason I ask, the reason I ask this is because we have fireworks every single year with party in the park.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I talked to a guy who's certified and blowing stuff up.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just said the words.
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  SPEAKER_00: Certified.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and my one girlfriend, she was hooking up with this guy once, and he did, I don't know exactly what his job was, but it was blowing stuff up as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I uh he was certified.
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  SPEAKER_01: He like we had certified.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a Sears catalog.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, mind you, 1902 was a very different time, but true.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying wait, wait in 1902, didn't they also have real cocaine and Coca-Cola?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think probably yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Different times.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we were all coked up on a soda and getting this dynamite.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to hear another fun fact?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Something that I hate.
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  SPEAKER_01: When people say, I've seen this on TikTok so many times, and then my mom and one of my girlfriends do it too.
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  SPEAKER_01: People ask me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm scrolling through that phrase.
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  SPEAKER_01: People ask me all the time, what moisturizer do you use?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do they really?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom's people ask me all the time about she needs to get off social media right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Gail, no one's asking you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Literally, no one is asking you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Literally, no one really wants to ask you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not influencing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have gone.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have coffee with my girlfriend in Cleveland last weekend, and she said the same thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, people ask me all the time, and as soon as those words came out of her mouth, I'm like, no one's asking you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just sound like you're putting yourself up on such a ridiculous pedestal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody's doing this.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, they are not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody's even asking the influencers.
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  SPEAKER_00: People ask me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're just using it as an opening line.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I will get questions sometimes about products that we are touting, things about the show.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's one out of 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not people all the time asking me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I might get like five questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Montor Falls.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna be there on fr on Saturday, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I might get four or five DMs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what time are you guys gonna be there?
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  SPEAKER_01: Or it'll be some like some informative thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: People aren't asking you all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not walking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday I walked into a restaurant.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't have 20 people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hey, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone, no one was asking me.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know where this would work?
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  SPEAKER_00: This would actually the one time this works, people ask me all the time, is with Tiffany.
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  SPEAKER_00: People ask me all the time, what's it like living with Scott?
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  SPEAKER_00: And she would say, Yes, I'm sure hell on earth.
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  SPEAKER_01: People, I'm sure, are always asking her how on her.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are your people asking me all the time thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: People are asking me.
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  SPEAKER_00: But they're not.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I want to make it absurd.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like people ask me all the time, do you always blow the bathroom up like that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure we can find you a prize somewhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's gotta be something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think I have a Legends gift card I can give it.
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  SPEAKER_00: God love you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so people I want you to put in your your quote.
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  SPEAKER_00: People ask me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fill in the blank.
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  SPEAKER_00: But make it absurd.
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  SPEAKER_00: It had it has to literally, it's gotta be like people ask me all the time, do you always blow up the bathroom like that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because nobody's ever asked.
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  SPEAKER_00: No one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you got a new rack, no one's gonna be like People ask me all the time, are those uh Real.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are those real?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you humongous Hungalonga no no logongas.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're all wondering.
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  SPEAKER_00: But we're not asking.