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- 0:00Book eighteen. Now there came a certain common tramp who used to go begging
- 0:06all over the city of Ithaca, and was notorious as an incorrigible glutton and
- 0:10drunkard. This man had no strength nor stay in him, but he was
- 0:15a great hulking fellow. To look at his real name, the one his
- 0:18mother gave him, was Arnaeus, but the young men of the place called
- 0:22him Iris, because he used to run errands for any one who would send
- 0:25him. As soon as he came, he began to insult Ulysses and to
- 0:30try and drive him out of his own house. Be awful man, he
- 0:34cried from the doorway, or you shall be dragged out neck and heels.
- 0:39Do you not see that they are all giving me the wink and wanting me
- 0:42to turn you out by force? Only I do not like to do.
- 0:45So get up, then and go of yourself, or we shall come to
- 0:49blows. Ulysses frowned on him and said, my friend, I do you
- 0:54no manner of harm. People give you a great deal, but I am
- 0:58not jealous. There is room room enough in this doorway for the pair of
- 1:00us, and you need not grudge me things that are not yours. To
- 1:04give. You seem to be just such another tramp as myself, But perhaps
- 1:08the gods will give us better luck by and by. Do not, however,
- 1:14talk too much about fighting, or you will incense me and old though
- 1:18I am, I shall cover your mouth and chest with blood. I shall
- 1:22have more peace to morrow if I do, for you will not come to
- 1:25the house of Ulysses any more. Iris was very angry and answered, you,
- 1:30filthy glutton. You run on trippingly like an old fish fag. I
- 1:34have a good mind to lay both hands about you and knock your teeth out
- 1:38of your head like so many boars tusks. Get ready, therefore, and
- 1:42let these people here stand by and look on. You will never be able
- 1:46to fight one who is so much younger than yourself. Thus roundly did they
- 1:51rate one another on the smooth pavement in front of the doorway. And when
- 1:53Antonus saw what was going on, he laughed heartily and said to the others,
- 1:59this is the finest sport that you ever saw. Heaven never yet sent
- 2:02anything like it into this house. The stranger and Eres have quarreled and are
- 2:07going to fight. Let us set them on to do so at once.
- 2:12The suitors all came up, laughing, and gathered round the two ragged tramps.
- 2:15Listen to me, said Antonus. There are some goat's paunches down at
- 2:20the fire, which we have filled with blood and fat and set aside for
- 2:23supper. He who is victorious and proves himself to be the better man shall
- 2:29have his pick of the lot. He shall be free of our table,
- 2:31and we will not allow any other beggar about the house at all. The
- 2:36others all agreed, but ulysses to throw them off the scent, said sirs.
- 2:40An old man like myself, worn out with suffering, cannot hold his
- 2:44own against a young one. But my irrepressible belly urges me on, though
- 2:49I know it can only end in my getting a drubbing. You must swear,
- 2:53however, that none of you will give me a foul blow, to
- 2:54favor Ras and secure him the victory. They swore, or as he told
- 3:00them. And when they had completed their oath, Telemachus put in a word
- 3:04and said, stranger, if you have a mind to settle with this fellow,
- 3:07you need not be afraid of any one here. Whoever strikes you will
- 3:12have to fight more than one. I am host, and the other chiefs
- 3:15Antonus and Eurymachus, both of them men of understanding, are of the same
- 3:20mind as I am. Every one assented, and Ulysses girded his old rags
- 3:24about his loins, thus bearing his stalwart thighs, his broad chest and shoulders,
- 3:30and his mighty arms. But Minerva came up to him and made his
- 3:34limbs even stronger. Still, the suitors were beyond measure astonished, and one
- 3:38would turn towards his neighbors, saying, this stranger has brought such a thigh
- 3:43out of his old rags that there will soon be nothing left of rus Iris
- 3:47began to be very uneasy as he heard them, But the servants girded him
- 3:51by force and brought him into the open part of the court in such a
- 3:54fright that his limbs were all of a tremble. Antonus scolded him and said,
- 4:00said, you swaggering bully, you ought never to have been born at
- 4:02all. If you are afraid of such an old, broken down creature as
- 4:05this tramp is, I say therefore, and it shall surely be, if
- 4:11he beats you and proves himself the better man, I shall pack you off
- 4:14on board ship to the mainland. And send you to King Ekeatus, who
- 4:17kills every one that comes near him. He will cut off your nose and
- 4:21ears, and draw out your entails for the dogs to eat. This frightened
- 4:26heres still more. But they brought him into the middle of the court,
- 4:29and the two men raised their hands to fight. Then Ulysses considered whether he
- 4:33should let drive so hard at him as to make an end of him then
- 4:36and there, or whether he should give him a lighter blow that should only
- 4:40knock him down. In the end, he deemed it best to give the
- 4:44lighter blow, for fear the Achaeans should begin to suspect who he was.
- 4:48Then they began to fight, and Eras hit Ulysses on the right shoulder.
- 4:53But Ulysses gave Ears a blow on the neck under the ear that broke in
- 4:57the bones of his skull, and the blood came gushing out out of his
- 5:00mouth. He fell groaning in the dust, gnashing his teeth and kicking on
- 5:03the ground. But the suitors threw up their hands and nearly died of laughter.
- 5:10Ulysses caught hold of him by the foot and dragged him into the outer
- 5:14court as far as the gatehouse. There he propped him up against the wall
- 5:17and put his staff in his hands. Sit here, said he, and
- 5:23keep the dogs and pigs off. You are a pitiful creature, and if
- 5:27you try to make yourself king of the beggars any more, you shall fare
- 5:30still worse. Then he threw his dirty old wallet, all tattered and torn,
- 5:35over his shoulder with the cord by which it hung, and went back
- 5:39to sit down upon the threshold. But the suitors went within the cloisters,
- 5:43laughing and saluting him. May Jove and all the other gods said, they
- 5:47grant you whatever you want for having put an end to the importunity of this
- 5:51insatiable tramp. We will take him over to the main land presently to King
- 5:56Echetus, who kills every one that comes near him. Ulysses hailed this as
- 6:01of good omen, and Antonus set a great goat's paunch before him, filled
- 6:05with blood and fat. Amphinymus took two loaves out of the bread basket and
- 6:11brought them to him, pledging him as he did so, in a golden
- 6:14goblet of wine. Good luck to you, he said, father stranger.
- 6:17You are very badly off at present, but I hope you will have better
- 6:20times by and by to this, Ulysses answered ampheminus, you seem to be
- 6:27a man of good understanding, as indeed you may well be. Seeing whose
- 6:30son you are, I have heard your father well spoken of. He is
- 6:34Nysus of Dulichium, a man both brave and wealthy. They tell me you
- 6:40are his son, and you appear to be a considerable person. Listen,
- 6:44therefore, and take heed to what I am saying. Man is the vainest
- 6:47of all creatures that have their being upon earth. As long as Heaven vouchsafes
- 6:54him health and strength, he thinks that he shall come to no harm hereafter.
- 6:58And even when the blessed Gods bring sorrow upon him, he bears it
- 7:00as he needs must, and makes the best of it. For God Almighty
- 7:04gives men their daily minds day by day. I know all about it,
- 7:10for I was a rich man once and did much wrong in the stubbornness of
- 7:13my pride, and in the confidence that my father and my brothers would support
- 7:16me. Therefore, let a man fear God in all things always, and
- 7:21take the good that Heaven may see fit to send him without vainglory. Consider
- 7:27the infamy of what these suitors are doing. See how they are wasting the
- 7:30estate and doing dishonor to the wife of one who is certain to return some
- 7:34day, and that too not long. Hence, nay, he will be
- 7:39here soon. May Heaven send you home quietly first, that you may not
- 7:43meet with him in the day of his coming, For once he is here
- 7:46the suitors and he will not part bloodlessly. With these words, he made
- 7:51a drink offering, and when he had drunk, he put the gold cup
- 7:54again into the hands of Ampheminus, who walked away, serious and bowing his
- 7:59head. He foreboded evil, But even so he did not escape destruction,
- 8:03for Minerva had doomed him fall by the hand of Telemachus. So he took
- 8:09his seat again at the place from which he had come. Then Minerva put
- 8:13it into the mind of Penelope to show herself to the suitors, that she
- 8:16might make them still more enamored of her and win still further honor from her
- 8:20son and husband. So she feigned a mocking laugh and said, eurynymy,
- 8:26I have changed my mind and have a fancy to show myself to the suitors.
- 8:30Although I detest them, I should like also to give my son a
- 8:33hint that he had better not have anything more to do with them. They
- 8:37speak fairly enough, but they mean mischief. My dear child answered, Eurynymy,
- 8:43all that you have said is true. Go and tell your son about
- 8:46it. But first wash yourself and anoint your face. Do not go about
- 8:50with your cheeks all covered with tears. It is not right that you should
- 8:54grieve so incessantly, for Telemachus, whom you have always prayed that you might
- 8:58live to see with the bees, is already grown up. I know,
- 9:03Eurynymy, replied Penelope, that you mean well, but do not try and
- 9:07persuade me to wash and to anoint myself, for Heaven rob me of all
- 9:11my beauty on the day my husband sailed. Nevertheless, tell Autonoe and Hippodamia
- 9:16that I want them. They must be with me when I am in the
- 9:20cloister. I am not going among the men alone. It would not be
- 9:22proper for me to do so. On this, the old woman went out
- 9:26of the room to bid the maids go to their mistress. In the meantime,
- 9:31Minerva bethought her of another matter and sent Penelope off into a sweet slumber.
- 9:37So she lay down on her couch and her limbs became heavy with sleep.
- 9:41Then the goddess shed grace and beauty over her, that all the Achaeans
- 9:45might admire her. She washed her face with the ambrosial loveliness that Venus wears
- 9:50when she goes dancing. With the graces, she made her taller and of
- 9:54a more commanding figure, while as for her complexion, it was whiter than
- 9:58san ivory. When Minerva had done all this, she went away, whereon
- 10:03the maids came in from the women's room and woke Penelope with the sound of
- 10:05their talking. Oh what an exquisitely delicious sleep I have been having, said
- 10:11she as she passed her hands over her face. In spite of all my
- 10:16misery, I wish Diana would let me die so sweetly now, at this
- 10:20very moment, that I might no longer waste in despair for the loss of
- 10:22my dear husband, who possessed every kind of good quality and was the most
- 10:28distinguished man among the Achaeans. With these words, she came down from her
- 10:33upper room, not alone, but attended by two of her maidens, And
- 10:37when she reached the suitors, she stood by one of the bearing posts supporting
- 10:41the roof of the cloister holding a veil before her face, and with a
- 10:45staid maid servant on either side of her. As they beheld her, the
- 10:48suitors were so overpowered and became so desperately enamored of her, that each one
- 10:54prayed he might win her for his own bed. Fellow Telemachus, said she,
- 11:00addressing her son, I fear you are no longer so discreet and well
- 11:03conducted as you used to be. When you were younger, you had a
- 11:07greater sense of propriety. Now, however, that you are grown up,
- 11:11though a stranger to look at you would take you for the son of a
- 11:13well to do father. As far as size and good looks go, your
- 11:16conduct is by no means what it should be. What is all this disturbance
- 11:20that has been going on? And how came you to allow a stranger to
- 11:24be so disgracefully ill treated? What would have happened if he had suffered serious
- 11:28injury while suppliant in our house? Surely this would have been very discreditable to
- 11:33you. I am not surprised, my dear mother, at your displeasure,
- 11:37replied Telemachus. I understand all about it, and no one things are not
- 11:41as they should be, which I could not do when I was younger.
- 11:46I cannot, however, behave with perfect propriety at all times. First one
- 11:50and then another of these wicked people here keeps driving me out of my mind,
- 11:54and I have no one to stand by me. After all. However,
- 11:58this fire between Iris and the stranger did not turn out as the suitors
- 12:03meant it to do, for the stranger got the best of it. I
- 12:05wish Father Jove, Minerva and Apollo would break the neck of every one of
- 12:09these wooers of yours, some inside the house and some out. And I
- 12:13wish they might all be as limp as erases over yonder in the gait of
- 12:18the outer court. See how he nods his head like a drunken man.
- 12:22He has had such a thrashing that he cannot stand on his feet nor get
- 12:26back to his home, wherever that may be, for he has no strength
- 12:30left in him. Thus did they converse. Eurymachus then came up and said,
- 12:35Queen Penelope, daughter of Vicarius, if all the Achaeans in Yeasian Argos
- 12:39could see you at this moment, you would have still more suitors in your
- 12:43house by tomorrow morning. For you are the most admirable woman in the whole
- 12:48world, both as regards personal beauty and strength of understanding. To this,
- 12:54Penelope replied Eurymachus, Heaven robbed me of all my beauty, whether of face
- 12:58or figure. When the argives set sail for Troy, and my dear husband
- 13:03with them, if he were to return and look after my affairs, I
- 13:07should both be more respected and show a better presence to the world. As
- 13:11it is, I am oppressed with care and with the afflictions which Heaven has
- 13:15seen fit to heap upon me. My husband foresaw it all, and when
- 13:18he was leaving home, he took my right wrist in his hand. Wife,
- 13:22he said, we shall not all of us come home safe from Troy.
- 13:26For the Trojans fight well, both with beau and spear. They are
- 13:31excellent also at fighting from chariots, and nothing decides the issue of a fight
- 13:35sooner than this. I know not, therefore, whether Heaven will send me
- 13:39back to you, or whether I may not fall over there at Troy.
- 13:45In the meantime, do you look after things here? Take care of my
- 13:48father and mother as at present, and even more so during my absence.
- 13:52But when you see our son growing a beard, then marry whom you will,
- 13:56and leave this your present home. This is what he is say said,
- 14:00And now it is all coming true. A night will come when I
- 14:03shall have to yield myself to a marriage which I detest, for Jove has
- 14:07taken from me all hope of happiness. This further grief moreover cuts me to
- 14:11the very heart. You suitors are not wooing me, after the custom of
- 14:16my country, when men are courting a woman whom they think will be a
- 14:20good wife to them, and who is of noble birth, and when they
- 14:22are each trying to win her for himself, they usually bring oxen and sheep
- 14:26to feast the friends of the lady, and they make her magnificent presents instead
- 14:31of eating up other people's property without paying for it. This was what she
- 14:35said, and Ulysses was glad when he heard her trying to get presents out
- 14:39of the suitors and flattering them with fair words which he knew she did not
- 14:45mean. Then Antona said, Queen Penelope, daughter Vicarius, take as many
- 14:50presents as you please from any one who will give them to you. It
- 14:54is not well to refuse a present. But we will not go about our
- 14:58business, nor stir from where we are till you have married the best man
- 15:01among us, whoever he may be. The others applauded what Antonus had said,
- 15:07and each one sent his servant to bring his present. Antinus's man returned
- 15:11with a large and lovely dress, most exquisitely embroidered. It had twelve beautifully
- 15:16made brooch pins of pure gold with which to fasten it. Eurymachus immediately brought
- 15:22her a magnificent chain of gold and amber beads that gleamed like sunlight. Eurydamus's
- 15:28two men returned with some earrings fashioned into three brilliant pendants, which glistened most
- 15:33beautifully, while King Pisander, son of Polloctor, gave her a necklace of
- 15:39the rarest workmanship, and every one else brought her a beautiful present of some
- 15:43kind. Then the queen went back to her room upstairs, and her maids
- 15:48brought the presents after her. Meanwhile, the suitors took to singing and dancing,
- 15:52and stayed till evening came. They danced and sang till it grew dark.
- 15:58Then they brought in three braziers to give life, and pile them up
- 16:00with chopped firewood, very old and dry, and they lit torches from them,
- 16:04which the maids held up in turn, and turn about. Then,
- 16:08Ulysses, said, maids, servants of Ulysses, who has so long been
- 16:12absent, go to the queen inside the house, sit with her and amuse
- 16:17her, or spin and pick wool. I will hold the light for all
- 16:21these people. They may stay till morning, but shall not beat me,
- 16:23for I can stand a great deal. The maids looked at one another and
- 16:27laughed, while pretty Melantho began to gibe at him contemptuously. She was daughter
- 16:33Todolius, but had been brought up by Penelope, who used to give her
- 16:37toys to play with and looked after her when she was a child. But
- 16:41in spite of all this, she showed no consideration for the sorrows of her
- 16:45mistress, and used to misconduct herself with Eurymachus, with whom she was in
- 16:48love. Poor wretch, said she, Are you gone clean out of your
- 16:53mind? Go and sleep in some smithy or place of public gossips instead of
- 16:57chattering here? Are you not ashamed of opening your mouth before your betters so
- 17:03many of them too? Has the wine been getting into your head? Or
- 17:07do you always babble in this way. You seem to have lost your wits
- 17:11because you beat the tramp Eiress. Take care that a better man than he
- 17:15does not come and cudgel you about the head till he pack you bleeding out
- 17:19of the house. Vixen replied Ulysses, scowling at her, I will go
- 17:26and tell Telemachus what you have been saying, and he will have you torn
- 17:29limb from limb. With these words, he scared the women, and they
- 17:33went off into the body of the house. They trembled all over, for
- 17:37they thought he would do as he said. But Ulysses took his stand near
- 17:41the burning braziers, holding up torches and looking at the people, brooding the
- 17:45while on things that should surely come to pass. But Minerva would not let
- 17:51the suitors for one moment cease their insolence, for she wanted Ulysses to become
- 17:56even more bitter against them. She therefore sent Eurymachus, son of Polybus,
- 18:00on to gibe at him, which made the others laugh. Listen to me,
- 18:04said he you, suitors of Queen Penelope, that I may speak even
- 18:08as I am minded. It is not for nothing that this man has come
- 18:12to the house of Ulysses, I believe the light has not been coming from
- 18:17the torches, but from his own head, for his hair is all gone,
- 18:21every bit of it. Then, turning to Ulysses, he said,
- 18:25stranger, will you work as a servant? If I send you to the
- 18:27wolds and see that you are well paid? Can you build a stone fence
- 18:32or plant trees? I will have you fed all the year round, and
- 18:36will find you in shoes and clothing. Will you go then? Not you,
- 18:41for you have got into bad ways and do not want to work.
- 18:45You would rather fill your belly by going round the country begging Youremachus answered Ulysses.
- 18:52If you and I were to work one against the other in early summer,
- 18:56when the days are at their longest, give me a good scythe and
- 18:59take an other yourself, and let us see which will fast the longer,
- 19:03or mow the stronger from dawn till dark when the mowing grass is about.
- 19:07Or if you will plow against me, let us each take a yoke of
- 19:11tawny oxen, well mated and of great strength and endurance, turn me into
- 19:15a four acre field, and see whether you or I can drive the straighter
- 19:19furrow. If again, war were to break out this day, Give me
- 19:25a shield and a couple of spears, and a helmet fitting well upon my
- 19:27temples. You would find me foremost in the fray, and would cease your
- 19:33gibes about my belly. You are insolent and cruel, and think yourself a
- 19:37great man, because you live in a little world, and that a bad
- 19:41one. If Ulysses comes to his own again, the doors of his house
- 19:45are wide, but you will find them narrow when you try to fly through
- 19:48them. Eurymachus was furious at all this. He scowled at him and cried,
- 19:53you wretch, I will soon pay you out for daring to say such
- 19:57things to me and in public to two. Has the wine been getting into
- 20:02your head? Or do you always babble in this way? You seem to
- 20:06have lost your wits, because you beat the tramp eres with this he caught
- 20:10hold of a footstool, but Ulysses saw protection at the knees of Amphinymus of
- 20:14Duluchium, for he was afraid. The stool hit the cupbearer on his right
- 20:18hand and knocked him down. The man fell with a cry, flat on
- 20:22his back, and his wine jug fell ringing to the ground. The suitors
- 20:26in the covered cloister were now in an uproar, and one would turn towards
- 20:30his neighbor, saying, I wish the stranger had gone somewhere else, bad
- 20:33luck to hide for all the trouble he gives us. We cannot permit such
- 20:37disturbance about a beggar. If such ill counsels are to prevail, we shall
- 20:41have no more pleasure at our banquet. On this Telemachus came forward and said,
- 20:48sirs, are you mad? Can you not carry your meat and your
- 20:52liquor decently? Some evil spirit has possessed you. I do not wish to
- 20:56drive any of you away, but you have had your suppers and the sous.
- 21:00You all go home to bed the better. The suitors bit their lips
- 21:03and marveled at the boldness of his speech. But Amphinymus, the son of
- 21:07Nisus, who was son to Aretius, said, do not let us take
- 21:11offense. It is reasonable, So let us make no answer. Neither let
- 21:17us do violence to the stranger nor to any of ulysses servants. Let the
- 21:21cup bearer go round with the drink offerings that we may make them, and
- 21:23go home to our rest. As for the stranger. Let us leave Telemachus
- 21:29to deal with him, for it is to his house that he is come.
- 21:33Thus did he speak, and his saying pleased them well. So Mulius
- 21:37of Delicium, servant to Amphinymus, mixed them a bowl of wine and water,
- 21:41and handed it round to each of them man by man, whereon they
- 21:45made their drink offerings to the blessed gods. Then, when they had made
- 21:48their drink offerings and had drunk each one as he was minded, they took
- 21:52their several ways, each of them to his own abode. End of Book eighteen