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Episode 198: Let Them Eat Nothing · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do It is your boy Andrew Schultz
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  AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with?
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  As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod Episode 198 Gambling with my
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  SNAP benefits, motherfucker. We're burning it down.
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  Let them eat nothing. We ain't their feast.
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  Cut the food stamps. Feed the beast.
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  Let them eat nothing. We bite back loud.
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  No king, no queen. Just hungry and proud.
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  People are revoliss young, red lights long and the budget's
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  thin. The people rise.
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  Weed again. Let there mean nothing.
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  We'll make the cake from Rage. Talk shit or get off the punch.
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  Oh shit, I'll get off the punt. What's up, dude?
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  Oh goes up. For the record, I don't have
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  SNAP benefits and not gambling with it.
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  Joseph put that title in. And it's like it made for the
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  topics, it made sense and it's catchy.
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  It's like, what? How do I do that?
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  Who accepts those What? What back door cart house?
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  Except but but we'll get into back door cart houses.
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  That's like trade in soups like in prison dude.
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  Well, people, no, because there's people who sell their
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  like their food stamps to people for cash, which is like food,
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  which is like fraud. So people get caught doing that
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  where it's like, OK, I'll give you like a a dollar for every $3
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  in food stamps. There's people that do that.
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  That's a whole racket. Mommy's dad, who is the
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  executive recruiter for Facebook and DreamWorks.
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  It's like billionaire. Did he originally from Detroit?
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  And I was watching Meet the Press one day and they had this
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  guy on. He did an entire like book on
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  the history of the Detroit and it seemed like pretty legit.
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  And I was like, you know, I'm thinking in my networking brain.
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  I'm like, ah, hey, she's dad from Detroit, but cop them the
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  book and gave it. And I never even met the guy,
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  gave it to JT. I'm like, here, give this to
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  your dad. And then so you cruise over to
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  his house one day and this will be the first time I'm going to
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  meet his dad. And he's like, dad.
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  He's his dad was up in the office and they're like fucking
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  mega mansion. And we're going up like the
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  secret stairwell to his office. And he's like, dad, my friend,
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  Andy's here. He's the one who bought you that
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  book about Detroit. And he's like, oh, that piece of
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  shit liberal book. And I was like, liberal book.
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  I was like, like thinking to myself, I'm like, what the fuck?
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  I thought this was just like a history book on Detroit.
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  And but so I get up there and he just goes off about how the book
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  gave black people way too much credit for like, like, like
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  building Detroit shit. And I was like, what the fuck?
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  Just got like, so racist so quickly.
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  But one of the things he was saying was like, just like, just
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  just like, you know, like I hadn't even said anything yet
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  was that they would, like, buy laundry detergent.
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  Yeah. Yeah, with their SNAP benefits,
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  maybe. And then they would sell it in
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  the alley for cash to go buy drugs.
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  And I was like, cool. Well, you like the Red Wings.
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  They used to play hockey, you know, like I was just like.
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  That's weird. One one thing I think about with
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  laundry detergent is in South Lake where we both grew up in
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  Texas. For the listeners, I was
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  clarifying like you normally do, bro, you drop off some laundry
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  detergent to teen court, you get your hours on community service,
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  drop down if you got in trouble. If you had teen court, sometimes
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  it's soup there. When I was in teen court, it was
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  laundry detergent for every jug you bought.
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  It was like 15 hours so you could just get your community
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  service. Where was it going to?
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  I don't know. You just gave it to the, well,
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  the teen Court lady Amber, I think was her name.
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  I remember she was kind of Batty, though.
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  Everyone had like, everyone who went to Teen Court came out
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  like, I don't mind going to teen court.
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  Oh. Fuck you dude, fuck you.
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  I went to teen court, went on trial with teen court, a jury of
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  my peers. I represented myself.
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  Dumb bitch puts me on the witness stand and she like hits
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  me with like this like big elaborate bullshit.
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  It was like a picture. OK, like I'll just, I'll just
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  put the record. Like I was I crashed my parents
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  suburban into a power power line pole, knocked out the power of
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  this entire neighborhood on Valentine's Day.
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  Like went through the entire engine of the Suburban Z71 or
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  whatever it was. It was a rain one.
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  No black. It was like it was like the
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  souped up one after the green one and but it like I it was
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  raining. It just started raining.
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  I was going, I was going to our girl MO's house, stopping there
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  for a make out sesh, then going to hockey practice.
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  But my back tires like swerve out like and then I just went
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  straight into the pool. And then they the cop tried to
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  say that I'd been drinking. I bet they never gave me like a
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  breathalyzer or anything. And then my parents just came
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  and picked me up. So I so I went to teen court for
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  that. And then she's like, she's like,
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  look at should I have pictures of my car, the Suburban and like
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  aftermath. And then she's like, look at
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  all, look at the road. It's all gravelly and you're
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  going 40 or 50 miles an hour. It was like a 45, but in 50
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  miles an hour while it's raining in this gravel.
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  And then like this big production I go, those pictures
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  were taken at the tow yard where where you know, like after they
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  took my total suburban to like the junkyard and then they took
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  the pictures and then it was like every like a gasp out of
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  the jury. And then I just got off.
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  Like I had, I had to do like community.
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  I had to do like 8 hours community service at the
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  library. And then like when I was at the
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  library, some like older chick was also doing community
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  service. She was like kind of hot and she
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  was taking like diet pills like to get like fucked up and like
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  gave me some and it just made me feel weird.
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  That's like the most I did community service at the library
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  in in South Lake teen Court I've ever heard.
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  When I had mine, man, I did the laundry detergent for a bit and
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  then like I had a shit ton of hours.
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  So there's at one point I pulled weeds at the fire department.
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  That was pretty tight. The worst was to knock it all
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  out. I volunteered at Grapefest, so I
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  and I had to watch the bouncy slide and it was terrible
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  because it was across the way from the Bob the Builder stand.
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  So it was just like every 30 minutes there was like another,
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  not even like 15 minutes. There was another Bob the
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  Builder show for kids that would come by and he'd come out and
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  whatever and then it would end, go back for about 5 minutes,
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  come back, do the same shit out there.
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  I had to like 8-8 or nine hours to finish.
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  I was like, I'm just going to finish the shit today.
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  I'm just going to stay. So I showed up and open at the
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  start and bro, I heard that Bob the Builder song non-stop
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  because when he wasn't performing and singing the
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  thing, it was just playing on a loop like and that's all there
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  was. I was just sitting there while
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  these kids are diving off of this like 2 story bouncy slide.
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  I have no, I have no business watching this.
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  I'm not interested at all. Just like about to lose my mind
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  for about 8 to 9 hours I was just listening to Bob the
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  Builder. I have no idea what that is.
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  Oh I know I've heard of Bob the Builder, but I have no idea what
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  the theme song is. Yes we can.
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  It's like, oh bro, like I know it.
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  I didn't then and I'll never forget as like Vietnam music to
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  me, dude. You might as well play like
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  clearance in Clearwater, dude, because that just like fuck, I
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  feel like I'm in the middle of the Mekong Delta.
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  I just left the Nang dude, like it's going down when I hear the
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  Bob the Builder because it was tormenting, but I I've, I mean,
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  I was like, Oh, I want to go to court and fight this.
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  My my mom's like Nope, Nope, like the you're just getting
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  what you get. I was like, oh, thanks, that's
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  great. Love the you got my back.
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  But I bought a lot of laundry detergent for sure.
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  Speaking of credence, I think I'm going to make a protest song
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  like in the like style of like the 70s protest song, Yeah.
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  I ain't no senator Song, song, song, you know what I mean?
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  But no, that was terrible. But teen Court, shout out, shout
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  out, shout out teen court, 'cause even though it was lame,
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  it was an experience. And now that whole building,
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  that whole building, that's where I vote.
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  It's great. I make a point to go in and vote
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  in South Lake Town Square, down downstairs, there's still a
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  library. And then that now you get like
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  your, you can get like register your car there.
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  That whole building's just like the I don't, it's not the
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  courthouse. The new courthouse looks crazy
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  with the Police Department next to Del Frisco's.
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  It's like right, like get out of here, but it's like crazy.
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  It's like bougie as fuck. I went in there.
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  It looks like some Gotham Castle thing.
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  It's pretty absurd. Well, yeah, 'cause like, it's
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  the property tax, right? Like, and all those like
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  properties like have just like quintuple.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's and what's wild is I
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  remember when that was some wildly dude and he had like it
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  was just a big swath of land that it was like a little shack,
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  shitty house on it and it was surrounded by barbed wire.
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  It was awful. People like lived there half the
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  time it was just like a shit hole and then they sold it and
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  it became town square. But for like a chunk.
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  I remember it being like a shithole.
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  OK, another crazy story. It's super awesome.
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  So I was doing my work thing, walking around.
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  Who do I see? South Lake Mayor, You ain't
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  trading with me. You're burning money, baby.
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  Rick Stacy staying. And what's funny is I bumped
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  into his oldest son. I bought a very expensive couch
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  from them. It got fucked up.
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  It took forever to get. I think I talked about this,
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  this was a while ago on the pod and I bumped into his son who
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  used to like, threaten to beat the shit out of me 'cause I
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  would like break their windows and 'cause they're his huge
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  property. Where?
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  His mansion in our hometown of South Lake, Texas.
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  This guy Rick Stacy, he is a furniture icon in the fuck
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  mattress Macd or something. He's he is famous for setting
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  fire to hundreds of thousands of dollars on fire on television
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  tycoon and furniture tycoon. And all that property is now
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  like multimillion dollar homes. He sold all that property.
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  It's all neighborhoods like, but he's there and I'm like, oh
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  shit, like he's just staying. I'm like, Hey, what's my mayor
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  doing in here? And he was like, and we got to
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  talk in and he was like, wait, you lived on Blanco Circle?
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  And I was like, yeah, this is the one thing that's shitty and
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  funny dredged on White Circle. Yeah, I lived on.
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  Yeah. No, I always said that I lived
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  on Blanco Circle with my all white family.
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  Yeah. It's like a sitcom, bro.
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  But he remembers me because I was the only black kid in the
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  neighborhood. And I used to like throw rocks
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  at his Longhorns and like, like I set fire to a portion of his
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  backyard one time, his pasture with fireworks.
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  And we used to play baseball and he was like, holy shit.
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  So then we're sitting there chopping it up and we played
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  football with two of, I played football with two of his
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  nephews. So it's like very, you know,
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  there's like three of us. Don't you think you should get
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  some probable deniability? Like where so for for the
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  audience, Rick Stacy, he would light money on fire on
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  commercials like and he's like, if you're not shopping with me,
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  you're lighting money on fire. And you would actually light
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  real money on fire. That's awesome.
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  Still does. So you lit his his backyard on
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  fire. Yeah, dude, I would just like be
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  deny it, be like bro, dude, we have this dude on camera
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  lighting cash on fire all the time.
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  You're telling me you're going to blame the one black kid on
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  Blanco Circle like for this? Like when it's we have like,
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  like evidence upon evidence of this dude just being like a
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  arsonist. Well then, so we're sitting
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  there chopping it up and we're laughing and laughing about
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  like, sound like old South, like shit, like, oh, man, like I
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  like, you know, you know, talking about how much it's
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  changed. I was like, yeah, I miss like
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  people riding their horses up to the Dairy Queen off Kimball
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  because there used to be a shitty, like whole like meth
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  trap house style, like Dairy Queen there.
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  It was good, but it was like a shitty Dairy Queen.
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  There used to be people on horses there all the time.
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  But it's like right where Home Depot or where Lowe's is, where
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  the McDonald's is on Kimball. It's like, it was like right off
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  114. And he was like, holy shit.
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  Like we were just tripping out. Two seconds later, his son Jay
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  walks in and it's like, dude, what the fuck?
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  And I just got to chop it up with Rick Stacy for about 45.
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  Minutes. That's that's rich man.
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  Poor man, though, is the riding the horses, like, because like,
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  I'll go out to Hidden Hills, you know, it's like where Kylie
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  Jenner lives, Dwyane Wade, Kevin Durant, Lil Wayne.
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  Yeah. And it's like everybody's got
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  horses. Like, like the whole thing is
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  like horses. So like, I feel like South, like
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  might make a comeback where you're going to see a bunch of
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  horses all the time because everybody's so true.
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  But, but all those guys back then who would be riding their
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  horses to Dairy Queen, like they're already kind of loaded.
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  Like if you were out there in that period of time and you were
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  making those moves then and you bought a bunch of land when it
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  blew up. I mean our house, that house
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  that I grew up in, I mean my parents spent a good amount of
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  money, cost about the same amount as the house I'm in now.
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  And the house that we grew up in is worth light.
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  But I grew up. It is worth like 100 and 89250%
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  more than what they paid for it. It's fucking absurd.
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  And it's a house that was built in like 9192 because of the
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  property. So those guys who owned those
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  properties for those neighborhoods had farms out
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  there pastures because it was a two way school in 90 192 and now
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  it's a 6A. You know, you can't find a lot
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  in the in the area. It's blown up so much.
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  So it it's all the good old boys like got paid, like all those
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  old country families, They all got fucking paid.
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  Some of them still live there. Some of them got out sold, you
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  know, but we're talking 40 acres, 100 acres selling big
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  plots. There was huge plots of land
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  back in the day, all down 114 Foxborough, Tamaron.
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  Like one guy owned like most of Tamaron and just sold it.
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  That's crazy. And it's nuts to think how much
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  it's worth now. But how much do you think he got
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  paid? Like the equivalent would be
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  nuts. You know, he got fucking paid.
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  Or if you're like some certain families, you buy the land, you
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  hold it and you cut it up into your own neighborhoods, like the
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  Salmon custom homes or the Makest custom homes.
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  Those guys are very smart. But they've been doing that
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  since the 90s. Like they're geniuses.
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  Rick Stacy's been running a multimillion dollar furniture
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  and it was just one and it was in Grapevine.
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  Now they're all over Texas. Like that dude's blowing the
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  fuck up while being the mayor of like the richest, one of the
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  richest small cities in the country for like 25 years.
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  That's crazy. So it's tight to just bump into
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  him and then be like, I was a nightmare.
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  And he's like, oh shit, you were that black kid.
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  I remember you now. It was like, it was a good
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  moment because like to. Get him on the pod.
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  Because it's easy for me to be like, oh, like chopped down and
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  get to like, oh, that was you. Because it was.
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  It's a very short list. It wasn't, you know, like, like
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  with the couple of the black girls in the neighborhood.
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  And for the longest time, I was the only black boy in the
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  neighborhood. And his property touched like
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  our backyard. And I was back there.
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  It was huge. It was a lake.
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  There was all sorts. You could get in all sorts of
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  trouble. And it went down the whole
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  cul-de-sac. So all of the kids could, like,
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  he had a barbed wire fence. And it was just like, we'd like,
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  stretch it the fuck out. But then sometimes these like
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  cows and shit would try to bust through and roam the fuck around
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  in the neighborhood because we would like cut the fence or open
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  the open the fence up. So you know the sidebar.
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  It was a cool I was fanboy moment, South Lake fanboy
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  moment. Rick Stacy in a shirt in a red
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  shirt that says Rick Stacy with the Rick Stacy's furniture logo
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  on it with flames. Get out of here.
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  Like it was dead serious like a heart attack.
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  It was epic. I was like, this is how I and he
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  looks the same baller ass ring on.
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  I was like God, that's awesome. I could retire with however much
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  that ring's worth. They didn't like it's just and
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  he sold all of that. The whole thing got sold except
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  he owns the man his big mansion sold all the rest of it.
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  That whole thing is just it's like Coventry Manor.
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  It's just like big fucking mega houses and he just sold them all
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  off 1 by 1. Boom boom, boom, boom boom.
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  It's like how you boomers. Boomers.
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  Before we go to therapy, questions, shout out another
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  country that's back-to-back weeks.
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  New countries. Paraguay, just way up in the
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  charts. But oh.
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  Paraguay. Yeah, it's, it's in the fucking
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  top 10 now. And also Costa Rica.
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  Oh, all right, Costa Rica. That could that could be that
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  could be one that we buy out, do a live show for.
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  That'll just be cool. Just fly out to Costa Rica.
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  That's. What I'm saying?
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  Yeah, let's do a live, live Q&A, Sash.
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  Right. All right, let's get into them
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  all. Right y'all time for therapy
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  questions. Therapy question #1 Joseph,
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  would you rather be invisible, but only when crying?
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  Or. Able to fly, but only when
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  having a panic attack. See, both are good.
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  Both of these are not bad. You can make a case for either
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  because if you don't want people to see your sad, don't want
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  people to watch you cry, you get embarrassed like that.
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  You just when you have a sad moment, you just just a fucking
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  peer. When you get together, you come
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  back, you good? Yeah, I'm good.
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  Are you crying? Nope, because I'm visible again.
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  Right. Like that'd be good if you were
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  like weird about people seeing you upset.
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  You can hide it. And then if you learn how to
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  just cry on command, you take some acting classes.
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  Dude, you're just like the best robber, bank robber, jewel thief
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  ever. Whatever you want to do, you
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  could use it for good or bad. Every time I bring it up, it's
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  always for something bad and like stealing some shit.
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  But I would probably yeah, that that's not bad.
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  And then the other one have a panic attack.
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  You fly away, you're having a panic attack and you need alone
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  time. You just take off.
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  Is that not going to like? No, because you because you know
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  that you can fly then I can fly, man, I'm having a pan attack.
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  I got to get the fuck out of here.
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  That's stressing me out and you just take off.
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  That sounds fantastic. That's that's like the but then.
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  Which one? Which?
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  1 I feel like that's what people who have panic attacks and
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  people are like, are you OK? That's what they want to do is
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  to fly the fuck away. So I can easily see that being
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  beneficial. Like mentally, like it's a it's
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  a break, it's a forced break and it's something like a whole new
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  world type shit. You can go fly around, calm down
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  now you got to get back. So you don't want to go too far.
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  You probably just want to like fly up, fly somewhere local,
• 20:46
  half a mile away, somewhere land in a tree that you know you can
• 20:50
  climb down. You'd have like a routine, but
• 20:52
  it could be helpful. I could see that not being a bad
• 20:54
  thing. All right, well, you have to
• 20:56
  pick one. Probably being invisible when
• 20:59
  I'm crying because then I feel like you could have more control
• 21:02
  over that. Because if you by definition of
• 21:05
  panic attack is not, you're out of control.
• 21:07
  No, by definition, like, you know, you're going through some
• 21:09
  shit to, you know, kick on your superpowers.
• 21:12
  You're like, hold on, start to destroy my life and put me in a
• 21:15
  compromising situation. Like that would be terrible.
• 21:20
  That's a shitty superpower. You'd be a mess.
• 21:24
  Or you could just like smoke meth all the time and then you'd
• 21:26
  be able to like take off whenever you want because you're
• 21:29
  just your whole life is a 24/7 panic attack, you know?
• 21:34
  If you guys go back the episode Russian Roulette where we had
• 21:39
  our Fred Marley as the guest, I had a full blown panic attack
• 21:44
  minutes before we started recording while like the the
• 21:47
  feed was up and everything and bounced back and had one of the
• 21:51
  greatest episodes of all time. You've had that couple times.
• 21:54
  I still think of that time you drink that weed soda and it was
• 21:57
  just. Like that was too much.
• 21:59
  That was just like too much and you just couldn't stop laughing.
• 22:02
  And we're just like kind of like tripping out.
• 22:04
  That was really funny. Struggling.
• 22:08
  To say the least. But yeah, definitely even.
• 22:10
  What about you? You haven't said.
• 22:13
  I hate panic attacks. It's like even like when I know
• 22:16
  I'm having a panic attack, I'm still, it's like there's nothing
• 22:19
  you can do. Who loves a panic attack?
• 22:21
  Right, but I'm saying, like more than most things in life, that's
• 22:25
  fair. Yeah.
• 22:27
  So I'm with you on the crying therapy question #2 would you
• 22:32
  rather all your shoes squeak like a rubber duck or your
• 22:38
  clothes rustle like potato chip bags?
• 22:43
  Probably the shoe squeak like rubber clothes rustle like
• 22:47
  potato bags. That means like I put on boxers
• 22:50
  and they're like like that sounds awful.
• 22:53
  That makes me sound like crunchy as shit.
• 22:56
  Now if your shoes squeak a I can wear sandals BI go hard into
• 23:02
  like eco friendly and I just go barefoot and your boy ain't
• 23:05
  squeaking or you just squeaky ass shoes.
• 23:09
  You buy a brand that's like notorious for squeaking like on
• 23:11
  clouds. Right now those are super
• 23:13
  popular. Everybody likes them.
• 23:15
  One of the bad reviews is they squeak.
• 23:17
  They become squeaky over time and make an annoying squeak
• 23:19
  sound. It's one of the reasons why I
• 23:21
  haven't bought them is I'm like, I want them, but I want to spend
• 23:24
  200 bucks on some shoes that are going to be squeaking in like a
• 23:26
  month. That sounds annoying but if I
• 23:28
  just wear those all the time I could be that frat dad that's
• 23:32
  got squeaky shoes that so you can find a way to cover it and
• 23:35
  not have people know as we're like rustling like a bag of
• 23:39
  potato chips that just sounds like unappealing and then all
• 23:42
  your clothes sound the same. Doesn't matter what you're
• 23:44
  wearing. Don't.
• 23:45
  Your all your clothes sound the same already.
• 23:48
  No, because you might have a jacket that's a little bit
• 23:50
  crispier or some pants that got a little wisp, you know what I'm
• 23:53
  saying? Like you have all the they all
• 23:55
  have different sounds now, your T-shirts might all sound the
• 23:58
  same, but your jackets don't. Some hoodies don't, right.
• 24:01
  So they but they all just sound like a bag of potato chips.
• 24:05
  That's almost like comical. It'd be like somebody's editing
• 24:08
  what you're doing because as you'd get dressed, everything go
• 24:12
  like that's it. And then it would.
• 24:13
  Just but everywhere you go dude, so doesn't even matter.
• 24:15
  If you can cry and command and be invisible, you're squeaking
• 24:18
  like a motherfucker. That's what I say.
• 24:19
  You just go barefoot. You can just go barefoot.
• 24:21
  Well I don't even, I don't even wear boxers anymore bro.
• 24:24
  You can do like, go like, what's it, Kit?
• 24:25
  What's it like? My name's Marley or whatever.
• 24:27
  And like with Owen Wilson, just be like, wow, I don't wear shoes
• 24:31
  ever. This is awesome.
• 24:33
  Like, you can just like, make that be your fucking life and
• 24:37
  not wear shoes and just lean into that hard.
• 24:40
  Be like, yeah, that's just his thing.
• 24:41
  He just doesn't wear shoes. Oh, and to hear this with your
• 24:44
  Owen Wilson again. I don't know if I could hit him,
• 24:46
  dude. Wow, it's pretty good.
• 24:51
  Well, there's those, you know, different videos where it's
• 24:53
  like, wow, this is like, awesome.
• 25:03
  It's weird. It's like all of your clothes
• 25:06
  sound like potato chips. Wow, they don't have potato
• 25:15
  chips out here in the Baja. As I mean, my name's Mr. Goody 2
• 25:23
  shoes. I can't have fucking shoes to
• 25:24
  just squeak in it. It's just it's a bad.
• 25:26
  Your shoes are squeaking. If you wore those in Vietnam,
• 25:30
  they would have found you in 2 seconds.
• 25:34
  Who would have found me? The Vietcong Charlie is what we
• 25:40
  used to call him. I was a frog man, then I was a
• 25:45
  wrestler. Hulk Hogan sold me out.
• 25:50
  That's pretty good. You can say.
• 25:51
  I like that. He does get out.
• 25:57
  Predator is real, you know. I wear a leather jacket.
• 26:02
  I wear a leather jacket 24/7. It's bulletproof.
• 26:07
  They don't tell you that at the Levi's store, but it is.
• 26:12
  Why is it Russell like like potato chip bags?
• 26:15
  Because I like ruffles. That's what they when the Viet
• 26:19
  Cong catch you, that's all they feed you. 3 month old Ruffles.
• 26:25
  Sour cream and onion or like the.
• 26:26
  Barbecue cheddar. OK, I haven't done just you tell
• 26:35
  me. Do you want to eat those every
• 26:38
  day? You tell me.
• 26:44
  If we could get. Miss being on the show.
• 26:47
  We're glad to have you back. I I was getting worried about
• 26:49
  you. For having me.
• 26:53
  Everybody Jesse the body. Ventura Governor.
• 26:57
  Governor. Yeah, Governor.
• 26:59
  Yeah, new Predators. Jesse, are you going to make a
• 27:01
  cameo? No, I'm out here in the Baja.
• 27:03
  No, they're coming out with a new running man though.
• 27:06
  Did you see that? They actually are, it looks.
• 27:08
  Also a new predator. New Predator type but the new
• 27:12
  Running Man looks really dumb. That's one of my favorite
• 27:14
  movies. Is Running man top 4 Arnold
• 27:18
  Schwarzenegger movies? It's up there with Commando.
• 27:21
  Commando's. You know, I've rattled on about
• 27:23
  why Commando's a great movie. Interracial relationships,
• 27:27
  Jewish dad pretending to be a Colombian drug Lord, AKA the dad
• 27:31
  from clueless like Alyssa Milano's kid.
• 27:34
  Like where are we? It's it's very progressive black
• 27:38
  female pilots. Like what are we talking about?
• 27:40
  This is great. It broke so many barriers.
• 27:43
  But the new running man movie, it's all about like prop like
• 27:46
  the originals, like about propaganda, fake TV.
• 27:49
  And there's this death contest where they capture people, put
• 27:53
  them on trial in this like death ring.
• 27:55
  And then they have to go through these series of events and
• 27:58
  Jesse, the body, Ventura is in it and he's like retired and
• 28:02
  he's like the the final boss that he has to fight at the end.
• 28:05
  And his character is like fucking ridiculous.
• 28:08
  But it's got Jim Brown Hall of Fame running back is in it.
• 28:11
  He plays night night. No, it's not Nitro.
• 28:14
  Nitro is played by a fat man who's an opera singer who shoots
• 28:18
  electricity. So I don't know how they're
• 28:19
  going to recreate running man, but they are.
• 28:21
  And it looks kind of dumb. I'm into it.
• 28:24
  I I like when I first saw it, like no intro, nobody told me
• 28:29
  what was going on all of a sudden like this movie just on
• 28:31
  and I was like in love with that.
• 28:33
  I was like, I think I was like 11.
• 28:35
  Fucking awesome. And the way they present the TV
• 28:38
  and the way they, like, manipulate media to turn people
• 28:42
  against and, like, criminalize. It's like it's the original 1.
• 28:46
  If you watch it now, it'll fuck you up because you're like,
• 28:49
  damn. Like, it's see, it's so much
• 28:52
  more topical now than it was before.
• 28:54
  Like, before it was like a dystopian.
• 28:57
  Yeah. Like it's like a dystopian
• 28:59
  future that is now like kind of come to fruition in a lot of
• 29:03
  ways when it comes to media. And there's there's an outfit,
• 29:07
  there is a suit that they wear in Running Man.
• 29:10
  It is an Adidas suit. It is a full body yellow with
• 29:15
  these crazy stripes like jumpsuit and I want 1 so fucking
• 29:22
  bad. I've always been like, damn, if
• 29:23
  I could find that I would pay good money for that jumpsuit.
• 29:27
  It's just badass and you can't find it anywhere.
• 29:30
  And this new one, they don't have it.
• 29:32
  And that's where they lost me. I was like, you don't even have
• 29:34
  the jumpsuit and you can look it up like I I implore you go
• 29:37
  online and look it up and see the suit.
• 29:39
  You're like that's pretty fucking tight.
• 29:41
  Like it's pretty fucking cool. And they only made it just for
• 29:44
  the movie. And there's all these knockoffs,
• 29:46
  but like an original one on eBay is, I don't know, like 6 or 7
• 29:50
  grand, something crazy, but it's the original running man seat.
• 29:54
  So Speaking of reboots, we had brought up Tron, Jared Leto.
• 30:01
  Terrible. I don't know if you read that
• 30:03
  article that I sent you, but it was all about it was exactly
• 30:07
  like what we were saying. Just like Jared Leto is no
• 30:13
  longer a bankable star. And so they lost money on that
• 30:17
  fucking thing. Oh, yeah, on Tron.
• 30:20
  But so, but like, remember we were guessing like we were like
• 30:23
  making like, I bet like he was like trying to like get in on
• 30:26
  the soundtrack and like, had to like, you know, all that shit,
• 30:29
  dude. Yeah, it is kind of crazy.
• 30:31
  So they were gonna they're gonna make like Tron.
• 30:35
  It was like, it was totally different.
• 30:38
  Like had like the original sequel script and and then in
• 30:44
  like like they just like canned it and they weren't going to do
• 30:47
  it. And then Leto decided to like
• 30:51
  take over and he started pitching it and became like a
• 30:55
  producer on it. And then like sold the fucking
• 30:57
  dream. And then they rewrote the script
• 31:01
  to where he like he was now the hero or you know, like the
• 31:04
  protagonist and like the whole script was around him.
• 31:07
  And then they also paid his ass like some crazy amount of money.
• 31:13
  Like he paid himself basically some crazy amount of money, made
• 31:17
  the whole thing around him and then and got them to convince
• 31:22
  like convinced like the studio to do it, even though everybody
• 31:24
  like who like was like this is a sequel nobody's like was asking
• 31:27
  for and and then it just completely like flopped.
• 31:32
  Imagine how do you think that is that a dub or an L?
• 31:38
  Because you would be making a shit ton of money.
• 31:42
  You'd make a bad movie, but you'd walk away with a bunch of
• 31:47
  money but knowing that you like murdered, afraid of us because
• 31:50
  he's got to know like Morbius, that bat movie where Jared
• 31:54
  Leto's a bat. Like it was like, bro, what are
• 31:56
  you doing? Like now you're just trying to
• 31:58
  interject yourself into like this universe to be like this
• 32:02
  superhero later. And it flopped.
• 32:04
  Like how do you like, how does that got to feel to like flop
• 32:08
  after flop, but in turn getting like, Oh yeah, I made 30 mil
• 32:12
  with the movie blue. Like do you think he cares or I
• 32:15
  think? Out of all the people in the
• 32:16
  world, he would care. He, you know, like, would I
• 32:18
  care? No.
• 32:20
  But he's so, like, obsessed with himself that he's like, Oh my
• 32:24
  God, yeah. It's because they don't like me.
• 32:26
  It's because of my long hair. Everybody wants to take my hair.
• 32:29
  It's because of my yoga retreats.
• 32:30
  They're all jealous of my cult. It was like in the article, it
• 32:33
  was like in a In a world where Ewan McGregor might, like
• 32:37
  Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch are having a hard
• 32:41
  time finding roles, Jared Leto's done.
• 32:45
  Yeah. Like it was ruthless.
• 32:49
  It's not good. It's not good.
• 32:53
  Therapy question #3 Would you rather do breath work with Jeff
• 33:00
  Bezos or cold plunges with Elon Musk?
• 33:05
  See, I've thought about this. Oh.
• 33:07
  You've thought about this in the past.
• 33:08
  Well, I, I read it. No, just like I was thinking
• 33:10
  about this when I read this earlier, and it's probably cold
• 33:16
  plunges with Elon. Just because I know that if
• 33:19
  we're doing that, it's going to be in some weird remote Arctic
• 33:22
  place. There's probably gonna, we're
• 33:24
  probably gonna be on like a crazy boat throwing up party or
• 33:27
  something going on. We're doing cold plunges.
• 33:30
  Dude, that's more like Jeff Bezos than Elon.
• 33:32
  Elon's not on yachts like Jeff Bezos has a yacht.
• 33:35
  Elon's got a yacht, does he? Know I mean maybe, but like
• 33:38
  like. We're also.
• 33:39
  We're also. Jeff Bezos No big Jeff Bezos's
• 33:41
  yacht is like. Yeah, but then, well, where are
• 33:43
  we? Doing the best yacht on the
• 33:44
  planet. Where are we doing breathing?
• 33:45
  Work on the motherfucking sun deck of his yacht.
• 33:49
  Yeah, then it's the yacht. Yeah, that's it.
• 33:51
  Because either way, I don't want to hang out with either of them.
• 33:53
  That whole setting, that whole setup.
• 33:55
  What's the best setup? Yeah, it's Bezos.
• 33:57
  Obviously like Elon, his setup is like on the on the floor of
• 34:02
  the SpaceX factory or something. OK, what if it's doing hanging,
• 34:06
  doing cold plunges and some top secret part of SpaceX?
• 34:11
  Or doing breath work in his penis spaceship with Jeff Bezos.
• 34:18
  I guess probably the penis spaceship because at least I'd
• 34:20
  be in space. Yeah, or I mean just Bezos all
• 34:24
  around here, unless it's like in a fucking middle of an Amazon,
• 34:27
  you know, warehouse or something like which which he doesn't
• 34:30
  even, you know as. Long as we're as long as we're
• 34:31
  off site. Yeah, he, he cashed out.
• 34:33
  He doesn't, you know, he's just like the, he's like on the
• 34:35
  board, but he's doesn't run the shit anymore.
• 34:37
  He's just on his fucking yacht with like his like, you know,
• 34:40
  his wifey, I forget her, like her last name.
• 34:44
  Sanchez, her first name she's just you know, she got the
• 34:47
  thongs on dude. You got like full full fucking
• 34:50
  crew like of of deckhands and stewardess just like in a
• 34:54
  private chef and come on man well.
• 34:58
  That's what I'm saying is what's the best backdrop?
• 35:00
  What's the best backdrop? And also like what is?
• 35:04
  He going to be like. The thing is, like, Elon might
• 35:06
  die. Like, he's like fucking Matt
• 35:08
  Perry, like doing cold plunges on ketamine, you know?
• 35:11
  So I like, I don't know if you're here for that.
• 35:18
  But if I was just there, I would, like, do the whole
• 35:20
  circuit. They'd be like, oh, my God, tell
• 35:22
  me what it was like. I was like, it was tragic.
• 35:24
  He was actually talking about, you know, changing everything
• 35:27
  and giving all of his money to, like, science and poor people
• 35:30
  and changing the world. And then he did a cold plunge
• 35:33
  and die. You would you would hype him up
• 35:35
  like that. I'm trying to get, you know,
• 35:38
  attribute some of that money. His last five words. 5 words
• 35:42
  with the N word. I can see Elon being like, why
• 35:45
  don't have a will? Because I'm going to.
• 35:47
  I have, I just have the will to live forever.
• 35:50
  That's one like Peter. That's one like Peter Thiel.
• 35:52
  Well, they're they're friends. They're in cahoots together.
• 35:56
  Dude, I just saw an interview with Peter Thiel and they're
• 35:59
  like the interviewee interviewer was like, do you think that the
• 36:04
  human race that should survive? Oh, I saw that.
• 36:09
  Yeah, dude, he can't even say yes.
• 36:11
  Well, he's like obsessed with like the Antichrist and all this
• 36:14
  weird shit. He's a weird out there dude.
• 36:17
  Yeah, dude, he, he's like, we're going to take being trans and he
• 36:21
  says, he says transvestite. He's like, we're going to take
• 36:24
  it to a whole nother level. We're not talking about just
• 36:27
  different sex organs. We're talking about different
• 36:29
  brains, different hearts, different lungs.
• 36:33
  He's like, he's like he all y'all are talking about trans
• 36:36
  people. I'm going to show you trans
• 36:37
  people. Yeah, I'm going to tell you a
• 36:38
  transformer robot in disguise. Like that's no, that's crazy,
• 36:45
  man. That's and these are the dudes
• 36:47
  that are like taking over. Fuck Peter Taylor dude.
• 36:56
  Therapy question #4 Would you rather every team meeting start
• 37:02
  with a group hug or a synchronized scream?
• 37:07
  See, I feel like a synchronized scream would be good.
• 37:11
  It would hurt people's ears if we all had earplugs though,
• 37:13
  because I think everybody could get the rage out.
• 37:15
  It would get the tension out. Think the conversations might be
• 37:17
  better. A hug, like a sync, like a sync,
• 37:20
  a group hug, everybody. That'd be just kind of weird.
• 37:24
  I feel like that'd just be a little too much, a little culty.
• 37:26
  Even though a scream would be too.
• 37:28
  I think people would get out more from that and I think it
• 37:31
  could be a more productive meaning.
• 37:36
  Would you rather if you, let's say you were in a cult, would
• 37:39
  you rather the theme song for your cult be like a banger but
• 37:42
  like really shitty lyrics or like be like a a shit song but
• 37:47
  like really like inspirational deep ass lyrics?
• 37:50
  On point. Like you mean like shitty beat?
• 37:53
  Yeah, So that like the Bob the Builder theme song, but like
• 37:59
  with like, you know, transcendent lyrics.
• 38:03
  Probably that because I can just be kind of like cool to be like
• 38:07
  an old random woo song or something like that, like some
• 38:10
  old Project Pat with like a shitty basement beat, but the
• 38:12
  lyrics are fire and you're like, this is so rowdy.
• 38:15
  I love this song. How did this beat does not match
• 38:18
  these words? I'd much rather that then it'd
• 38:21
  just be like BA with the BA, the bang the bang, diggy, diggy,
• 38:24
  diggy. Because that'd be a cool walk
• 38:26
  out song if you're a wrestler. But I don't know if I want to
• 38:28
  like, walk up to the pulpit till you know.
• 38:32
  Take kiss Jared Leto's feet. A fucking, you know, disturbed
• 38:36
  song. Suddenly it changes violently.
• 38:40
  It changes and be a little, you know, get down with the
• 38:44
  sickness. I'm like a little brothers and
• 38:46
  sisters. That'd be like, I don't know,
• 38:48
  like a, oh, I might want to make that joke.
• 38:51
  I want to say Democratic National, Republican National
• 38:53
  Convention. I was going to make another joke
• 38:56
  about a more topical recent event that was like a wrestling
• 38:59
  event, but I didn't want to say that.
• 39:03
  Oh no, people are still getting cancelled for that anyways.
• 39:06
  Turning Point USA type shit. Yeah, but I mean, that would
• 39:10
  just seem way too gimmicky and corny.
• 39:12
  So I'd rather it be like some deep shit, but not like a Bob
• 39:16
  Dylan song. I'm not a big Bob Dylan fan.
• 39:18
  He kind of gets on my nerves. It's just like his voice.
• 39:22
  It's just kind of pisses me off. I don't know why Bill Alby
• 39:26
  writes some bangers, but I'm not that into it.
• 39:30
  And some of it's just like gibberish half foot like some
• 39:32
  of. Them I just saw Paul McCartney
• 39:35
  or not Paul McCartney, John Lennon, some like like hippie
• 39:39
  homeless dude, like showed up at his house and he thought like
• 39:42
  all The Beatles songs were about him.
• 39:44
  He's like on LSD or something. And John Lennon's like, he's
• 39:48
  like no man. He's like sometimes I'll just
• 39:52
  put words together and and see if they mean anything.
• 39:56
  And a lot of times there's the nonsense.
• 39:59
  Even telling does that too, you know.
• 40:02
  You know, it's just easily. It's, if anything, it's just
• 40:04
  about me. Or if it's about love, it's
• 40:06
  maybe about Yoko. But it's not about you, man.
• 40:10
  And George Harris. George Harris.
• 40:11
  He's like, are you hungry? Are you hungry?
• 40:13
  And then he's like, invite some men for like.
• 40:14
  I think we need to give him a sandwich.
• 40:16
  He looks a little hungry. That's what happened.
• 40:19
  Hey, man, do you want to come inside and have a little bite to
• 40:22
  eat, maybe take a hot shower? But he's like, he's like.
• 40:25
  He's like, he's like, I hope the songs be about you.
• 40:29
  I don't even know you. He doesn't even know who you
• 40:32
  are. And then?
• 40:33
  And then the guy and the guy like references one song, the
• 40:36
  homeless guy, and he goes, that was tall.
• 40:41
  I think I'd say that before we're like arguing with them,
• 40:45
  but I'm Dylan would just say weird shit coffee pot in the
• 40:48
  rain. I lost on the train.
• 40:51
  Marble's gone. We're all my jacks.
• 40:53
  Oh, look at you got the sugar stacks and I just I did a whole.
• 40:58
  Research project. I'm like get.
• 40:59
  The fuck out of here. I'm like, what happened to
• 41:01
  people? Like I'm like, you don't know
• 41:05
  bars. None of us know what that means.
• 41:07
  That is like a Twister song. Like, is it good?
• 41:10
  Sure. Did everybody jam out to it?
• 41:12
  Yes. Do you know what Twister was
• 41:13
  saying? Fuck no you don't.
• 41:15
  Nobody does. Twister doesn't even know what
• 41:17
  he's saying. He could just be going like this
• 41:19
  like it was it was even words half the time, but it hit.
• 41:23
  Just admit it. Don't act like you know what
• 41:26
  he's talking about. But Bob Dylan, like you, have no
• 41:28
  idea what he means. But sometimes he's so, he's so
• 41:32
  prolific like that, like. No, I know and I've it's.
• 41:35
  I'm not. No, I I get what you're saying,
• 41:37
  Dave. There's just different degrees
• 41:39
  of it. So it's like, you know, there's
• 41:41
  the Bob Dylan's, there's the Bruce Springsteen's.
• 41:44
  There's a period of time where, like, every white dude with an
• 41:47
  acoustic guitar was like, I got a story to tell, Yeah.
• 41:50
  OK, but Bruce Springsteen is like 20 years after Bob Dylan.
• 41:54
  No, but OK, that's true, but it's there.
• 41:56
  I would say they're still like they're cut from the same cloth
• 41:58
  at different moments in time. Right, you're right.
• 42:01
  Like Bruce Springsteen got the baton from Dylan for.
• 42:05
  Sure. And then who's?
• 42:06
  Oh my God, I can't believe I'm spacing on his name.
• 42:08
  He's one of like my favorites and he's from like he's another
• 42:12
  New England guy. Bon Jovi.
• 42:16
  No Bon Jovi, but you get the Bon Jovi's more like, no, I like and
• 42:21
  he tried to become Billy Joel. Billy Joel.
• 42:24
  Billy Joel is another one. So Billy Joel, Bruce
• 42:27
  Springsteen, they all fall into that like storyteller category.
• 42:30
  Well, Dylan was more like folk, true Springsteen, more rock.
• 42:35
  And Billy Joel. He's he's on the piano.
• 42:37
  He's the piano man. Yeah, no, exactly.
• 42:39
  No, exactly. But they're all like.
• 42:41
  You're right it. Didn't matter what instrument
• 42:43
  they were going to play, they were going to they had a story
• 42:45
  to tell and I'm going to tell you about it and it's going to
• 42:48
  be 69. It's going to be like a whole
• 42:51
  thing. It's a, you know, it's a boomer
• 42:53
  thing. I don't get it.
• 42:54
  I do get it with bully Joel, though.
• 42:55
  Bruce Springsteen is just too much for me.
• 42:57
  It's like I just see and I'm like that's someones dad.
• 43:00
  Like get like sit down dude. Like I don't know the boss and I
• 43:04
  know but that even the nickname I'm like come on man.
• 43:07
  It's like I just don't get that. It's like, it's like Andrew Dice
• 43:10
  Clay up there. No, I think it's because we
• 43:12
  missed it. You know, it's like, because
• 43:14
  like, for sure. And also Jimmy Ivine, producer
• 43:18
  of The Chronic and, you know, created Beats.
• 43:21
  He was his producer. So he produced Bruce Springsteen
• 43:24
  and then went from Springsteen to fucking Dre.
• 43:27
  No, and I mean, I obviously I get the impact, the cultural
• 43:30
  impact and significance of their music, just like I'm if they're
• 43:35
  all like there's certain flavors of ice cream I don't like in
• 43:37
  that genre. There's just some that I'd
• 43:39
  listen to Billy Joel over listening to Bruce Springsteen,
• 43:43
  right? Like that's just, I'm probably
• 43:44
  gonna listen to it or I'd probably listen to some Billy
• 43:46
  Joel songs over some Dylan songs.
• 43:48
  But there are Dylan songs that I really like.
• 43:50
  But there's a pretentiousness that comes with it that I was so
• 43:53
  always kind of got on my nerves that, you know, he was kind of
• 43:56
  notoriously an asshole. So when I watched those old
• 43:59
  interviews and people asking him questions and his brashness with
• 44:04
  people like, you know, for trying to understand what he's
• 44:07
  talking about, he's so pretentious about it.
• 44:10
  It's like he's too smart to even explain it to him.
• 44:13
  And that's kind of obnoxious. That's why I'm like, that's
• 44:15
  exhausting. Like I would get exhausted with
• 44:17
  that shit. Is that, you know, like and and
• 44:19
  not that like he's not talented, I mean.
• 44:21
  It's fucking Bruce Springsteen's doing like 3 1/2 four hour
• 44:23
  shows, dude. You know, it's like Speaking of
• 44:25
  getting exhausted. No for sure.
• 44:27
  Man, Billy, Billy Joel's getting drunk and driving his car into
• 44:30
  the side of the house. That happened.
• 44:32
  Yeah, but he's going to come out with a great piano song about
• 44:35
  that. True, and he's going to sell
• 44:37
  Morrison. Square Garden dude, the DUI.
• 44:41
  I hit the side of your house. I killed your neighbour's Kitty
• 44:47
  cat in the alley while he was chasing my mouse.
• 44:51
  That'd be epic. I had more and more alcohol.
• 45:03
  I walked my tab. I paid 20%.
• 45:07
  I forgot my car, my car and my phone.
• 45:13
  I went home and I blacked out and I made chicken and I almost
• 45:17
  burned down my home. That'd be epic.
• 45:22
  Like I would I want that song to come out.
• 45:24
  Please drop that. Don't, don't.
• 45:26
  Don't fucking test me bro. Yeah, anyways, I digress.
• 45:31
  Sorry, I just had a moment. That's pretty good.
• 45:35
  It rhymed. It was on beat.
• 45:36
  Come on, man. Someone synced that up.
• 45:39
  Someone synced that up to that actual song.
• 45:44
  You need a break. Sure, we don't have to.
• 45:52
  No, we can. We'll give you a little break,
• 45:53
  little baby boys break. We'll be back in a second and.
• 46:00
  Now we're back for the topics. All right, article #1 I'm going
• 46:07
  to try it on this screen now because this is a little bit
• 46:09
  different. This is from the AP.
• 46:13
  There's been big news. It keeps getting worse.
• 46:15
  But NBA starts review of policies after gambling related
• 46:19
  arrests to Terry Rozier, who is a current basketball player.
• 46:23
  He was investigated by the NBA for two years and cleared of any
• 46:28
  wrongdoing, but the FBI was investigating him.
• 46:32
  He was. He played the night before he
• 46:34
  got arrested and Chauncey Billups Hall of Fame or Hall of
• 46:38
  Fame basketball player, championship point guard and
• 46:42
  Finals MVP for the Detroit Pistons on the Bad Boys Pistons
• 46:46
  team that second go round with him.
• 46:48
  Ben Wallace, RIP Hamilton, legendary team, legendary
• 46:54
  defense. And he is currently or was
• 46:56
  currently the head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers.
• 47:00
  He had actually coached the night before and was arrested in
• 47:03
  his hotel. Both of them were arrested at
• 47:05
  6:00 AM at the same, at the same time, same day, both in hotels.
• 47:10
  And then there was also with Dante Jones.
• 47:14
  I want to say Dante Jones. He got he used to play with
• 47:19
  LeBron. He was an assistant coach for
• 47:22
  the Cleveland Cavaliers. He was also arrested.
• 47:25
  This is by Tim Reynolds. The NBA, in reaction to the
• 47:28
  arrest Friday of Miami guard Terry Rozier, Portland coach
• 47:32
  Chauncey Billup last week for their alleged role in the
• 47:35
  gambling scenes, has started review of how the league can
• 47:38
  protect not just the integrity of the game, but its players and
• 47:41
  the coaches as well. Which is hilarious because when
• 47:45
  they were talking about this on air, they'd be like, this
• 47:48
  segment's brought to you by Hard Rock Bet Don't bet.
• 47:52
  These guys shouldn't bet. But this is brought to you by
• 47:54
  DraftKings. So they've kind of all made a
• 47:57
  deal with the legalized gambling.
• 48:00
  This is something that we're with gambling, which is
• 48:02
  something that was bound to happen.
• 48:04
  We did have the the Tim Donaghy stuff that went on in the early
• 48:09
  2000s where he was a current NBA ref and it got caught fixing
• 48:16
  games, rigging games and passing off information for bets.
• 48:21
  But I continue. The league has made those
• 48:23
  revelations in a memo sent to all 30 teams, a copy of which
• 48:27
  was obtained by the AP. Given the spread of illegal
• 48:29
  betting to the majority of the United States or the the spread
• 48:33
  of legal betting to the majority of the United States, the
• 48:35
  reincurrence of integrity issues across sports, the emergence of
• 48:39
  novel betting formats and markets markets.
• 48:42
  This is an opportune time to carefully reassess how sports
• 48:45
  betting should be regulated and how sports leagues can best
• 48:49
  protect themselves, their players and their fame and their
• 48:52
  fans. Read the memo sent by the NBA.
• 48:56
  It's Damon Jones. Damon Jones.
• 48:58
  Sorry, Dante Jones. So Damon Jones, he is, you know,
• 49:04
  he some of them are caught up in two different things.
• 49:06
  One of them is illegal poker games where they're rigging
• 49:11
  these poker games. And the other one is giving
• 49:14
  information about players for over unders and giving
• 49:21
  information on who's playing, who's not playing.
• 49:23
  And people placing prop bets on those things like under 8 or
• 49:27
  placing bets on games. I think there was with Terry
• 49:30
  Rozier, there's a specific game where he went out with a toe
• 49:34
  injury and he had like 5 points and played for a little bit then
• 49:39
  took himself out of the game. And before he took himself out
• 49:43
  of the game, the play for him to be under 8 was like the bets for
• 49:47
  him to finish under 8 was insane.
• 49:51
  That's actually how it got red flagged.
• 49:53
  Meanwhile, the quest has The quest for answers has reached
• 49:57
  lawmakers in Washington with the Senate Monday following a
• 49:59
  request from a House committee last week.
• 50:01
  In speaking with the and asking the NBA for information, Senator
• 50:05
  Ted Cruz, the chairman of the Commerce Committee, and Maria
• 50:09
  Cantwell, a top Democrat on the panel.
• 50:11
  What information about how the NBA investigated and handles
• 50:15
  these allegations, as well as what steps the association is
• 50:19
  taking to maintain the public's trust.
• 50:21
  What were you going to say? I was going to say, So the poker
• 50:24
  games that they rigged, they had a X-ray table, Chauncey Billups
• 50:29
  did, and you would have house games of poker and then they had
• 50:32
  sunglasses that could see through the cards.
• 50:37
  So yeah, and this motherfucker Billups, who's like everybody's
• 50:42
  like, you know, he's like an upstanding guy, whatever, took
• 50:44
  $7,000,000 off of his homies in poker.
• 50:51
  And they're all like, connected to the mob, which is also crazy.
• 50:54
  Yeah, like 3. Different like fucking mafia
• 50:56
  families, the Gambinos. Like I didn't even know these
• 50:58
  fools were still around. Well, and what's interesting
• 51:01
  about it so, so this is where it is a specific question on the
• 51:05
  the game March, March 23rd, 2023.
• 51:08
  The committee understands that the investigation of why Rozier
• 51:11
  was cleared to play continue playing basketball.
• 51:14
  I thought they knew that he was still being investigated by the
• 51:17
  FBI, but they let him play. There's nearly three dozen
• 51:20
  people, most notably Billups and Rozier that were arrested.
• 51:24
  So where this really started from?
• 51:27
  This goes all the way back. Rozier was arrested because
• 51:30
  federal officials led to conspire with associates to help
• 51:33
  win bets. The charges are similar to the
• 51:35
  one from former Toronto player Jonte Porter, where he was
• 51:40
  banned from the league by Silver for life.
• 51:43
  That is Michael Porter, Junior's brother, who just recently won
• 51:48
  an NBA championship. And when the suspension came
• 51:52
  down, I'm pretty sure it was during the playoffs and he was
• 51:55
  questioned about it 'cause it was a really big deal.
• 51:57
  But he got caught doing this and got banned from the NBA for for
• 52:01
  life. And that's where some of these
• 52:04
  rumors on other people started to come from is that's when they
• 52:07
  really started to kind of pull the thread on this betting
• 52:10
  group. But yes, so originally they
• 52:13
  tried to make it sound like Phillips was just doing the
• 52:16
  legal card games, like that's, you know, not bad enough.
• 52:20
  But then it comes out he was also giving information to
• 52:23
  people for bets. Then Damon Jones was giving
• 52:28
  information in regards to LeBron.
• 52:30
  When LeBron was going to play, if he was or wasn't Anthony
• 52:33
  Davis, was he going to play? This is when he was in like kind
• 52:36
  of a coaching position with LeBron.
• 52:39
  He was giving information in regards to whether these guys
• 52:42
  are going to play. He is also has a notorious
• 52:45
  gambling problem. Some of these guys do.
• 52:48
  So they get put in these positions where they owe money,
• 52:51
  owe more than they're giving in, and then they start like selling
• 52:54
  information to like erase stats and take care of shit.
• 52:58
  It's really crazy. We've also seen a couple people
• 53:01
  in the NFL get suspended, Super Bowl champ Isaiah Rogers, who's
• 53:06
  now with the Vikings. But shout out Isaiah Rogers.
• 53:09
  He wound up on the Eagles. He was a pretty high draft pick,
• 53:12
  was playing very good for the Colts, very good for the
• 53:15
  Indianapolis Colts. They cut him because he got
• 53:18
  caught betting on the NFL and got suspended for a year.
• 53:22
  And the Eagles traded sat him on the bench.
• 53:24
  And then last year, the year was his, the year they won the Super
• 53:27
  Bowl was his first year back from being on suspension.
• 53:31
  There's also wide receiver. I can't remember why can't I
• 53:34
  remember his name? I wanted him so bad for a while.
• 53:36
  Took home on the Eagles. I believe he's on the Titans
• 53:40
  now. He all.
• 53:41
  There's a guy, he was on Atlanta.
• 53:42
  He got suspended for gambling for a year.
• 53:45
  Calvin. Calvin Ridley.
• 53:47
  Yeah, Calvin Ridley. He got suspended for a year for
• 53:51
  gambling and placing bets in the NFL through a friend, Shohan
• 53:57
  Otani, where he had all these. How dare you?
• 54:00
  But. He wasn't betting, but somebody
• 54:01
  close to him was stealing his money.
• 54:03
  His interpreter was taking his money and placing illegal bets
• 54:07
  and got in hot water. So kept stealing money and kept
• 54:10
  doing so. It's like there's, you know, as
• 54:12
  this betting has become more and more like if it's legal and
• 54:17
  there's new ways you can bet on all sorts of stupid shit that
• 54:20
  there's people that are, you know, but I'm sure this goes on
• 54:23
  more than we realize. Maybe not like the fixing, but
• 54:26
  giving information for people on prop bets and like stuff like
• 54:30
  that. Absolutely.
• 54:31
  Like, because if you could place a big bet, like, oh, Kittle's
• 54:34
  going to have less than 25 yards in this next game and, you know,
• 54:38
  three days in advance he's not going to play and he's listed as
• 54:40
  questionable, you could make quick, quick buck.
• 54:44
  I know, but it doesn't make sense with Chauncey.
• 54:46
  It's like, bro, how much money do you fucking need bro?
• 54:48
  Well, but that's where they would tell him like, look, you
• 54:51
  will give you, you know, $200,000 because we're going to
• 54:55
  field X amount of bets, you know, so it's really like
• 54:59
  they're selling, they're getting a lump sum for that information
• 55:01
  and then all the betters and wherever that goes to those
• 55:05
  people make their own money. But that's also a red flag
• 55:07
  because what's crazy is with, with all of these, all of these
• 55:11
  people that have got caught, they got caught because these
• 55:14
  platforms that regulate it red flag them and brought it to the
• 55:18
  NB as attention. Like, hey, a shit ton of people
• 55:21
  just placed a bunch of money on March 23rd, 2023 for Terry
• 55:26
  Rozier to be under eight points that game.
• 55:29
  It looks extremely suspicious. You guys should look into it.
• 55:33
  That's how they got caught. That's how that it initially
• 55:35
  started in the 1st place as they were, you know, fixing stuff,
• 55:38
  fixing stats for prop bets. And there'd be such an influx of
• 55:42
  these bats that it was overwhelming that they're like,
• 55:45
  whoa, what the fuck's that? And then everybody hits because
• 55:47
  they don't want to pay anybody. So they're pissed off that that
• 55:50
  many people got over on them. Come to find out these guys are
• 55:53
  actually rigging shit. It's pretty crazy.
• 55:57
  Pretty crazy that last week, NFL players of the NBAMLB
• 56:02
  Commissioner Rob Manfred saying the baseball is moving as fast
• 56:05
  as we can on a probe of two players in that sport.
• 56:09
  So I'm saying, like, you see, some of these guys are doing
• 56:11
  these stupid bets. Yet that Damon Jones not faces
• 56:15
  charges because officials said he tipped off betters about the
• 56:18
  healthy status of two Lakers players.
• 56:20
  I mean, if you read the indictments, it's like LeBron
• 56:23
  James and you're like, I know it's like they don't say
• 56:26
  Chauncey Billups. You know, he was arrested,
• 56:27
  though. And in the indictment, it's like
• 56:30
  former member of the Detroit Pistons, NBA champion in most
• 56:33
  recent recent Hall of Fame inductee.
• 56:36
  You're like, who was that? The motherfucker that just got
• 56:40
  inducted? Like, it's it.
• 56:42
  I don't know why they do that. Yeah.
• 56:46
  With sports betting now accompanying such a significant
• 56:48
  part of current sports bets landscape, every effort must be
• 56:52
  made to ensure that players, coaches and other NBA personnel
• 56:55
  are fully aware of the dire risks that gambling can impose
• 56:58
  upon their careers and livelihoods, that our injury
• 57:02
  disclosure rules are appropriate, and that players
• 57:05
  are protected from harassment from betters.
• 57:10
  Shit's crazy. This is.
• 57:11
  And then what's interesting is Stephen A Smith made a comment
• 57:16
  that most recently where he was saying like, hey, like, you
• 57:19
  know, he's like, they're going to come.
• 57:21
  This this administration is going to come after more people.
• 57:24
  There's a, it's a it's a predominantly black sport where
• 57:27
  people are very outspoken about his policies.
• 57:30
  They have been the whole time since Trump's been in the
• 57:32
  political scene, the NBA as a whole has been very like, you
• 57:35
  know, anti this like kind of MAGA movement, or at least their
• 57:38
  players are, and they're outspoken about it.
• 57:41
  The NBA is really good about letting the players express
• 57:45
  themselves. How you feel about that, that's
• 57:47
  your own prerogative. But in any type of workplace,
• 57:50
  it's important for people to be able to express themselves to
• 57:53
  some extent. And they have a platform with
• 57:56
  the NBA really chooses to use that to make statements.
• 58:00
  And they're saying there's no coincidence that now, like on
• 58:03
  the first couple days that the NBA is open, got big games and
• 58:07
  the breaking news for the NBA has got Cash Patel, the FBI
• 58:12
  director sitting there talking about the scandal, which is just
• 58:17
  kind of weird. Normally it's like a prosecutor,
• 58:19
  it's an attorney. So it's definitely like a
• 58:21
  statement to be made. And he was saying like, don't be
• 58:24
  shocked if they go after like the WNBA if he doesn't go after
• 58:28
  the NFL. But what he's saying is because
• 58:31
  they're so outspoken and they're they have, they don't shy away
• 58:35
  from speaking their disdain about the administration.
• 58:39
  Don't be shocked if he like comes after these people in some
• 58:42
  way, shape or form now. And they've been working on this
• 58:45
  for years. Apparently they've been working
• 58:47
  on this current case for about 2-3 years, just the FBI separate
• 58:54
  from the NBA. But then that's why they're
• 58:56
  questioning like, well, you cleared Terry Rozier to play,
• 58:58
  said he didn't do anything wrong and the FB is got all this
• 59:03
  fucking dirt on him. What are you talking about?
• 59:05
  So it's going to be pretty interesting.
• 59:07
  They're trying to get David Silver to testify, show up and
• 59:10
  testify before Congress and answer questions.
• 59:14
  So that's the NBA commissioner. Yeah, yeah.
• 59:17
  NBA commissioner. He's crazy looking.
• 59:21
  He's just like, doesn't look like he'd be.
• 59:22
  In charge of Adam Silver. Adam, sorry, Adam Silver.
• 59:25
  He looks he looks like holy shit, he looks like Slugworth
• 59:33
  dude from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like
• 59:38
  a Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder. Slugworth, his rival, who's not
• 59:42
  really his rival, but the dude who kind of looks like a Nazi
• 59:46
  and pops up on Charlie Bucket in the tunnel.
• 59:48
  And he's like, hey, give me, get me an everlasting gobstopper and
• 59:52
  bring it back to me. I'll give you like 1,000,000
• 59:55
  bucks. He's like flashing all this cash
• 59:56
  with this little kid in a tunnel.
• 59:58
  Nobody intervenes, Nobody's like, hey, why is this Nazi
• 1:00:01
  harassing that child 'cause he just looks like it.
• 1:00:03
  He looks like a kind of like a Nazi scientist type dude.
• 1:00:06
  Like, I don't know, his whole vibes are off.
• 1:00:08
  Maybe it's the little glasses and his weird suit, but that's
• 1:00:12
  kind of what out and silver looks like.
• 1:00:14
  He kind of looks like slug worth from.
• 1:00:17
  That's actually kind of terrifying.
• 1:00:21
  I feel like is usually pretty on point though.
• 1:00:23
  No, he's a chill dude. I just, it's just the bald with
• 1:00:25
  with the glasses. I think that's it.
• 1:00:27
  Yeah, it's just me kind of being a Dick and really wanted to talk
• 1:00:31
  about how terrifying Slugworth as a character is because he's
• 1:00:34
  pretty terrifying. That guy scared the shit out of
• 1:00:37
  me. That was the scariest part of
• 1:00:38
  the movie. I was like, don't go in the
• 1:00:39
  tunnel. Take the long way.
• 1:00:42
  Not this time. Now he's going to get you, dude.
• 1:00:44
  He's going to get you in that tunnel.
• 1:00:46
  C1 of these days. He ain't going to let you go.
• 1:00:49
  He's got the look in his eyes, dude.
• 1:00:52
  Go back and watch it. My favorite part sidebar because
• 1:00:56
  that's one of my favorite movies.
• 1:00:57
  It was when I was little and then when I got older and I was
• 1:00:59
  like smoking weed and shit. I used to love that because it
• 1:01:01
  was really funny. And there's a part in that
• 1:01:04
  movie. It's super stupid, but it's one
• 1:01:06
  of my favorites. I might have even talked about
• 1:01:09
  it. There's a part in that movie in
• 1:01:10
  the beginning before he goes in the Chocolate Factory before
• 1:01:14
  there's, you know, I got golden ticket dancing.
• 1:01:17
  There's a part where he's like walking home.
• 1:01:19
  I think it's after the candy shop with the candy man.
• 1:01:21
  And everyone's like vibing with this guy.
• 1:01:23
  I'm like, there's something off with him.
• 1:01:25
  He's just like giving away all this candy for free.
• 1:01:27
  Like what's he getting out of this?
• 1:01:29
  I don't trust this dude. He's walking home and he's like
• 1:01:33
  looking through the gate at the factory and he's just staring
• 1:01:37
  there like this beeline. He's like zoned out and it's
• 1:01:40
  like lighting up like W oh, you know, like spelling out Wonka.
• 1:01:44
  And he's looking through the bars and all of a sudden this
• 1:01:48
  crazy motherfucker walks up and he's got a push cart and it's
• 1:01:52
  got like cleavers and shit on it.
• 1:01:54
  It's got these like knives and all this random ass tools and
• 1:01:58
  he's like, what are you doing? And he's just like, holy shit.
• 1:02:01
  And he's like nobody ever comes in, nobody ever goes out and
• 1:02:05
  he's just like wandering around and then he just kind of like
• 1:02:08
  literally walks away staring at this kid like pushing a car to
• 1:02:11
  knives. It's very weird and it makes it
• 1:02:15
  has no purpose. But that's like my probably one
• 1:02:18
  of my favorite part of the movies because you could make a
• 1:02:20
  movie about that guy. Like I want to know more about
• 1:02:23
  the knife dude. Like what is he doing?
• 1:02:25
  Where is he coming from? Where is he going?
• 1:02:27
  Because it makes absolutely no sense.
• 1:02:30
  There's just a random dude with like swords on a cart that just
• 1:02:33
  rolls up on Charlie and just kind of starts harassing him and
• 1:02:36
  saying creepy shit and then just kind of walks off.
• 1:02:40
  And he's not terrified at all. But but he is scared of the Nazi
• 1:02:43
  in the tunnel. So I mean, you know, I can't
• 1:02:46
  I'll can't bat 1000 there, Charlie Bucket.
• 1:02:48
  But I'm telling you next time go back and watch it.
• 1:02:50
  If or just you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
• 1:02:53
  And it was like, what the fuck was that?
• 1:02:54
  Like that makes absolutely no sense.
• 1:02:58
  That or the end where everything in his office is cut in half and
• 1:03:02
  it's like 1/2 of a pencil, half of a cup, half of a light.
• 1:03:06
  Like the cinematography of that's like fucking awesome
• 1:03:09
  because everything in that room, it is 1/2 of something.
• 1:03:12
  His chair is cut in half, but he's like everybody just beats
• 1:03:16
  up on Charlie. He's just harassing him and he's
• 1:03:18
  like get out of here, you lose kid, fuck off.
• 1:03:20
  And he's in that office. Every single thing in that room
• 1:03:23
  is cut in half. So if you ever go walk back and
• 1:03:26
  watch it, everything, it's like 1/2 of whatever it is.
• 1:03:29
  His cup is half of a cup with half of a pencil sticking in it
• 1:03:33
  on half of a desk with half of the lamp.
• 1:03:36
  It's pretty fucking trippy. So anyways, that's one of my
• 1:03:41
  favorite movies, man. And Gene Wilder for life.
• 1:03:43
  Like I didn't need that. What's it called for life?
• 1:03:46
  Not for life. He's dead.
• 1:03:48
  No, I didn't need that fucking Johnny Depp stupid shit.
• 1:03:52
  That one was dumb. Even though it was more like the
• 1:03:54
  book. I was like, I'd rather it be
• 1:03:56
  like the the Gene Wilder just pumping out bangers, dude.
• 1:04:00
  And those are the banger songs, dude.
• 1:04:03
  Or they're in the tunnel and he's like singing that rhyme and
• 1:04:07
  it's like going faster and faster.
• 1:04:09
  And then there's just on the side of the walls, there's like
• 1:04:11
  videos of chickens getting their heads cut off and there's like a
• 1:04:16
  a body with a centipede crawling all over this face.
• 1:04:19
  It's like fucked up. If you go, you're like.
• 1:04:21
  I remember like when I first saw that movie, I like, I was like,
• 1:04:24
  dude, I don't like this. I was like, this is the coolest
• 1:04:27
  shit I've ever seen. Like I was all about it and it
• 1:04:30
  was like, what are we like? And it's like, and I thought the
• 1:04:33
  knife guy was weird. And then you get to that tunnel
• 1:04:36
  and you're like, oh, they're finally going to go.
• 1:04:37
  And then it gets really weird really quick.
• 1:04:40
  And then it bounces back. Like I just, I prefer that.
• 1:04:43
  It's just, that's how I wish it was.
• 1:04:46
  Would you go into the Chocolate Factory?
• 1:04:49
  Not R Kelly's Chocolate Factory, because that is an album.
• 1:04:52
  Please don't enter there. I mean, I think you need a
• 1:04:55
  visitor's pass anyways or have to be on the list.
• 1:04:58
  But what did you go and do? Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
• 1:05:04
  What's the upside? I mean, you have a one in like,
• 1:05:11
  I don't know, ten chance of not dying and being a chocolate
• 1:05:14
  tycoon. I I guess you really don't
• 1:05:18
  though, cause in the books you in Charlie the great glass
• 1:05:21
  elevator, the elevator doesn't stop and then you end up in
• 1:05:24
  outer space. So it's a little bit different.
• 1:05:27
  Like the sequel would be weird 'cause then you'd be in like
• 1:05:31
  outer fucking space. But yeah, I guess you'd win a
• 1:05:35
  Chocolate Factory. So if you if you went into a
• 1:05:37
  Chocolate Factory with A1 in 10 chance of being owning it or
• 1:05:43
  dying in some weird horrific food related way, would you do
• 1:05:47
  it? No, dude.
• 1:05:50
  I would fuck it. And like many little Trump's
• 1:05:54
  like, like, you know, like it seemed to be like a long.
• 1:05:59
  But you know that they're dumb, like one of the kids, like, I
• 1:06:02
  don't know shit. Augustus Gloop.
• 1:06:04
  No, everybody knew when Augustus, the same dude who ate
• 1:06:07
  the microphone when that guy's interviewing him and he eats the
• 1:06:10
  OR is that his dad? I'm sorry, his dad eats the
• 1:06:12
  microphone. Whatever.
• 1:06:13
  Everybody knew. He wasn't making out of that
• 1:06:15
  Candyland world. He walked in there and he just
• 1:06:18
  hit it. He hit it hard and nobody saw
• 1:06:20
  him. The whole song.
• 1:06:21
  He's not doing anything. He's not hanging out with Wonka.
• 1:06:24
  He's literally just like eating cream out of a giant mushroom
• 1:06:28
  and it's like shoving his face full of food.
• 1:06:30
  Everybody knew like that's one. So you know you're going to
• 1:06:33
  outlast that guy. You know you're going to outlast
• 1:06:35
  Farouq Assault. She's going to just have a a
• 1:06:38
  crash out and go down a chute. I mean, it's really like if you
• 1:06:43
  want to win and not get in trouble, you just like can't
• 1:06:45
  steal shit. That's really it.
• 1:06:48
  It's like North Korea. Yeah, yeah, OK.
• 1:06:52
  That kind of is. That kind of is.
• 1:06:54
  And then, like, you just disappear and nobody knows what
• 1:06:56
  happened to him. I don't know, man.
• 1:06:57
  He went up the chocolate tube. He grabbed a poster off the
• 1:07:00
  wall. They're doing experiments.
• 1:07:03
  They shrunk this kid. Dude, it was fucking crazy.
• 1:07:07
  They they shrunk him. And no, we don't know what to
• 1:07:11
  do. We're going to try to enlarge
• 1:07:13
  him. What was it?
• 1:07:13
  The Taffy room, bro? Yeah, take him to the Taffy.
• 1:07:16
  Chong UN Chong UN Chong. Would you free the Oompa
• 1:07:20
  Loompas? No bro, why not?
• 1:07:24
  I don't trust them dude. They're like carnies.
• 1:07:26
  Like retarded carnies. They're the small hands that
• 1:07:29
  smell like cabbage, probably. Whoa dude at that hard R hard.
• 1:07:33
  R. I might if there was a couple
• 1:07:36
  that were tight, I might bust a couple out.
• 1:07:38
  They'd be like cool homies maybe.
• 1:07:41
  Maybe like one of the taller ones?
• 1:07:43
  I don't want that on my conscious.
• 1:07:46
  He did save them though, from the Wang doodles and the
• 1:07:50
  Vermicious knids and all that even shit, evil shit on Lumpa
• 1:07:53
  land. So you think about it, he
• 1:07:55
  actually did them a favor, but they're totally like his slaves
• 1:07:57
  so it's kind of fucked up. And he makes them wear like
• 1:07:59
  weird ass outfits and shit and like you got wear these
• 1:08:02
  coveralls all day. Like starting to sound like like
• 1:08:05
  like the Florida like like curriculum and like high school
• 1:08:09
  was like slaves like it wasn't that bad.
• 1:08:12
  They like learned skills. They learned skills.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, they learned skills, some of them.
• 1:08:17
  Got dinner? And some, against the wishes,
• 1:08:20
  were taught to read. They didn't tell anybody, but
• 1:08:24
  they could. Some of them, not most of them.
• 1:08:35
  Jim Crow was actually a dance. It wasn't.
• 1:08:39
  I'm just saying I don't know how you'd spin that.
• 1:08:42
  You don't. So they got it, they got it.
• 1:08:44
  They got it all wrong. That's an urban legend.
• 1:08:50
  Jim Crow was actually a person, a Negro League Baseball player.
• 1:08:56
  I could totally hear like Rhonda sent for Desantos saying that or
• 1:09:02
  RFK saying some shit like that. That sounds like something he
• 1:09:07
  would say just. And some people like, oh, wow, I
• 1:09:11
  know I need to study the Negro Leagues more.
• 1:09:13
  You know, that's really where it started.
• 1:09:15
  That's really where baseball started from those black people.
• 1:09:18
  We gave all those opportunities to live and work here.
• 1:09:21
  They created a game. And that's America's best
• 1:09:26
  article #2 from the BBC, from Crystal Hayes.
• 1:09:29
  Half of the the US states sued Trump administration over
• 1:09:34
  halting food stamps. This came out 10 hours hours
• 1:09:37
  ago. It was 6 hours when I put it on
• 1:09:38
  here. 1/2 of the US states have sued Trump administration over
• 1:09:42
  plans to halt funding for food aid use.
• 1:09:45
  Food aid used by more than 40 million low income families.
• 1:09:49
  The states hope to force the administration to use roughly 6
• 1:09:52
  billion Emergency Contingency Fund for the Supplemental
• 1:09:56
  Nutritional Assistance Program, or SNAP, also known as food
• 1:10:01
  stamps. The Department of Agriculture,
• 1:10:04
  which overseas SNAP, said it would not use it and allow funds
• 1:10:08
  to run dry in November, arguing the money money may need may be
• 1:10:12
  needed for emergencies such as natural disasters.
• 1:10:15
  Especially whenever we get rid of FEMA and defund FEMA.
• 1:10:19
  Republicans and Democrats have traded blame for the ongoing
• 1:10:22
  federal shutdown and there has not been any meaningful progress
• 1:10:26
  towards a new deal. We are 10 days away from
• 1:10:29
  breaking the record previously set by Trump for having the
• 1:10:32
  longest government shutdown in the history of this country.
• 1:10:34
  Country. Just a little sidebar.
• 1:10:37
  Bottom line, the wells when we run dry.
• 1:10:40
  The USDA said about SNAP benefits on their website.
• 1:10:44
  Crazy. The suit, led by Democratic
• 1:10:47
  attorney generals in 25 States and the District of Columbia,
• 1:10:51
  argues the administration not using the contingency funds
• 1:10:54
  would be unlawful and deprive millions of Americans from being
• 1:10:57
  able to afford groceries. To read two more things.
• 1:11:01
  The note they note it would mark the first time in the program's
• 1:11:04
  history the funds would not be doled out.
• 1:11:06
  Shutting off SNAP benefits will cause deterioration of public
• 1:11:09
  health and well-being, the lawsuit reads.
• 1:11:12
  The loss of SNAP benefits leads to food insecurities, hunger,
• 1:11:16
  malnutrition, which are associated with a numerous
• 1:11:19
  negative health outcomes for children such as poor
• 1:11:22
  concentration, decreased cognitive function, fatigue,
• 1:11:26
  depression and behavioral problems.
• 1:11:29
  Thoughts. I mean, it's just fucking
• 1:11:31
  insane, dude. And like that, like all those
• 1:11:33
  like dilatory effects like that you just read off.
• 1:11:39
  That's why, you know, like SNAP benefits like exists.
• 1:11:42
  It's not because they, you know, it's like the moral thing to do.
• 1:11:45
  It's just like it's cheaper to, you know, give people food that
• 1:11:50
  can't afford it than it is to fucking like, yeah, the the
• 1:11:55
  consequences of not doing so, you know?
• 1:11:59
  And look, are there, where are we?
• 1:12:01
  The states involved in the lawsuit are Arizona, RedState,
• 1:12:04
  California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii,
• 1:12:07
  Illinois, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts,
• 1:12:12
  Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, NY, North
• 1:12:17
  Carolina, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont,
• 1:12:21
  Washington and Wisconsin. What's crazy about this
• 1:12:25
  government shutdown? SNAP benefits and all that.
• 1:12:29
  Whenever we look at this board and you think about the most
• 1:12:31
  recent election that happened, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, North
• 1:12:36
  Carolina, Nevada, Minnesota, Michigan, some of these are
• 1:12:44
  important state Arizona states that.
• 1:12:47
  Are they're all swing states besides Minnesota?
• 1:12:49
  Yeah, they're all pretty much swing states, but Minnesota can
• 1:12:53
  kind of, we'll just say that they're the calls are coming
• 1:12:59
  from inside the house in Minnesota.
• 1:13:00
  They've done a great job of, you know, doing what they're doing.
• 1:13:03
  But they're with what their Supreme Court tries to do with
• 1:13:07
  all the other things that are embroiled in their own scandals
• 1:13:10
  in there because there is infighting not amongst
• 1:13:12
  Democrats, but I mean, we've seen them try to do all sorts of
• 1:13:15
  goofy shit over there. There's always a push and
• 1:13:17
  everyone that whole area is got. I kind of lumped Minnesota's the
• 1:13:21
  stand alone, but it could easily flip.
• 1:13:25
  It could easily flip. Yeah.
• 1:13:27
  I mean, it's like the blue walls, what they used to call
• 1:13:29
  it, like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, But Minnesota, I
• 1:13:36
  don't know, you know, like Tim Walz and Jesse, the body of
• 1:13:40
  Ventura, you know where governor's there, But yeah.
• 1:13:45
  While Donald Trump parades around the world trying to
• 1:13:47
  repair the economic damage he's done with his incompetence, he's
• 1:13:51
  denying food to millions of Americans who will go hungry
• 1:13:53
  next month. Gavin Newsom, it's cruel and
• 1:13:56
  speaks of the basic lack of humanity.
• 1:13:59
  He doesn't care about people of this country or only himself.
• 1:14:03
  In responding to the lawsuit, the USDA blamed Democrats for
• 1:14:06
  fund for the fund running dry and that they needed to decide
• 1:14:09
  whether they want to hold out for the far left wing of the
• 1:14:12
  party or reopen the government so mothers, babies and
• 1:14:16
  vulnerable and most vulnerable among us can receive timely WIC
• 1:14:20
  and SNAP allotments. What is extremely disingenuous
• 1:14:28
  about this whole entire thing and what pisses me off whenever
• 1:14:30
  people talk about free school lunch?
• 1:14:35
  You know, I was recently at an event where there's lots of
• 1:14:37
  people that we knew and grew up with.
• 1:14:39
  It was great to see everybody. But one thing that frustrates me
• 1:14:42
  about this area, the mindset of it and thinking that people are
• 1:14:49
  free lunch is an entitlement for somebody.
• 1:14:53
  They do that so kids can eat food at fucking school.
• 1:14:57
  That's it. Like some, some parents can't
• 1:14:59
  afford to take their kid, but they're put enough money on
• 1:15:03
  their kids food card. The food at school, depending on
• 1:15:06
  where you go to, is not cheap. I guarantee you there's people
• 1:15:09
  that we were friends with, that we grew up with that got free
• 1:15:12
  lunches some fucking times because times were tight.
• 1:15:16
  It's not you. So it's frustrating to see
• 1:15:19
  somebody be like, yeah, I think we are entitled to fucking food.
• 1:15:23
  I think a human is allowed, is allowed to eat food and should
• 1:15:27
  it should that shouldn't being able to have access to food
• 1:15:32
  should not be a determining factor on if somebody lives or
• 1:15:35
  dies. If a kid's able to concentrate
• 1:15:37
  or school like their kids, man, Like it's not like this kids
• 1:15:39
  going to go work at the Dickey's factory and make it enough pants
• 1:15:43
  to go help go buy fucking lunchables.
• 1:15:46
  Like let the kid get a free sandwich.
• 1:15:48
  So when I hear these people talk about how it's a go, they're
• 1:15:51
  entitled or all we're giving shit.
• 1:15:53
  But the kids who need to eat food.
• 1:15:55
  And if you want kids to do better than their parents, if
• 1:15:58
  you want them to pick themselves up by their bootstraps and be
• 1:16:02
  better than their parents and maybe get off of benefits or
• 1:16:05
  whatever and whatever you think they need to do to be successful
• 1:16:09
  in their life, in your eyes, they got to eat food to to do
• 1:16:15
  that. They got to.
• 1:16:16
  In the in the richest country in the history of the fucking
• 1:16:19
  world, we can't like, you know, have every kid like be able to
• 1:16:23
  eat and then also like have healthcare.
• 1:16:26
  It is. And I know you said it's not
• 1:16:28
  like a morality thing, but it kind of is a morality.
• 1:16:31
  Thing no. It is like.
• 1:16:32
  I was like, it's yeah, yeah, I'm saying it's immoral to to deny
• 1:16:35
  children food. It's like I totally agree.
• 1:16:38
  With that it is, but I'm saying that's like like it's actually
• 1:16:43
  it's just like you know, like they say like this America first
• 1:16:45
  shit, it's like y'all like USAID like we're out in like these
• 1:16:49
  other countries like helping them be not because it like like
• 1:16:53
  it's the moral thing to do. It's because it helps the United
• 1:16:56
  States. It is America first for us to be
• 1:16:59
  out there like with our using our soft power to instill
• 1:17:03
  democratic values and help these countries out because then it
• 1:17:07
  ensures like a stable, peaceful environment for us to go do
• 1:17:10
  commerce and make fucking money. You know, it's like like
• 1:17:14
  stability is the key for us because all we're about is
• 1:17:17
  cashing checks. And if you want a vibrant
• 1:17:20
  society, middle class to help drive the economic engine of the
• 1:17:25
  country, you need kids be able to eat so they can learn, so
• 1:17:30
  they can be successful, productive people in society.
• 1:17:33
  And it's as simple as that. If you want to like, if you want
• 1:17:36
  to sell a Republican on it, you know.
• 1:17:38
  Dude, I've seen, I've had people, I've known people on my
• 1:17:42
  days that, you know, parents receive stat benefits.
• 1:17:47
  Their kids are working. The parents are working full
• 1:17:49
  time. And like, they rely on that.
• 1:17:52
  Like, yeah. No shit.
• 1:17:53
  Obviously, like a way that like people don't under that some
• 1:17:56
  people don't understand do some people abuse it?
• 1:17:58
  Sure. Do I think there should be some
• 1:18:00
  restrictions and like what people should be able to buy on
• 1:18:03
  that stuff? Yeah, I think, but.
• 1:18:04
  There is, but there are there already.
• 1:18:06
  Are no there. Also, by the way, by the way,
• 1:18:09
  it, it's also a stimulus to the economy because every single
• 1:18:13
  dollar of SNAP benefits gets spent because they need the SNAP
• 1:18:19
  benefits to eat and that goes into the economy.
• 1:18:23
  And then there's the multiplier effect.
• 1:18:24
  Every dollar spent on welfare or on food stamps, it it brings
• 1:18:31
  back $3 to the economy. So you're just fucking yourself
• 1:18:34
  like you're fucking the economy. You're fucking these people
• 1:18:36
  over. Yeah.
• 1:18:38
  Like you're fucking, you're fucking the fucking farmers
• 1:18:40
  over, you know, it's. Like what I'm just saying is
• 1:18:42
  like, I don't want it to be like I'm not saying that it shouldn't
• 1:18:44
  have some restrictions and it definitely shouldn't be a free
• 1:18:47
  for all, But in turn, I know I'm not saying it is.
• 1:18:51
  I'm not that's. A straw man.
• 1:18:53
  Some people I'm I'm just bringing up the straw man
• 1:18:56
  arguments that you'll hear from time to time that people make to
• 1:18:59
  try to morally justify denying children food because it's
• 1:19:05
  because that's exactly what it is, no matter what it is.
• 1:19:07
  Whatever your argument is the opposite of that.
• 1:19:10
  Like whatever your argument is for denying children food.
• 1:19:14
  Exactly. I thought you were the Christian
• 1:19:16
  party. Well, it's not even like not
• 1:19:17
  even to patronize, just party like it's like a if it's a
• 1:19:20
  morality thing. It doesn't matter if you're left
• 1:19:22
  or right. I'm sure there's Democrats who
• 1:19:23
  hate SNAP. I guarantee you there's some
• 1:19:26
  Democrats out there who are like, good, get rid of it.
• 1:19:28
  But there's no it takes all kinds to make the fucking world
• 1:19:31
  go round. So you can't be shocked when you
• 1:19:32
  meet somebody that does that where they contradict themselves
• 1:19:36
  in the same time. But no matter what, no matter
• 1:19:38
  where you fall in the spectrum, person to person, you can't deny
• 1:19:41
  a kid food. You watch the movie, Aladdin is
• 1:19:44
  a thief, a liar, huge scumbag POS who somehow gets the girl at
• 1:19:49
  the end. But there's a moment in the
• 1:19:51
  movie where he's not a total scumbag and it's one of his
• 1:19:54
  endearing moments. It's to make you like Aladdin in
• 1:19:57
  the beginning of the movie before he goes on some like fuck
• 1:20:00
  boy world tour and he steals a brunch of bread and there's a
• 1:20:04
  little girl and a little boy that have no fucking food and he
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  gives them the bread. And it's like, oh shit, these
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  kids need this food more than me.
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  I have the means to go get more. These kids are starving here,
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  take the bread. And they're like, thank you so
• 1:20:19
  much, 'cause they don't have the means to go do that.
• 1:20:21
  They're much of homeless little kids.
• 1:20:23
  These fucking right wingers already starve all the kids in
• 1:20:26
  Gaza so now they're like, they ran out of kids to starve so now
• 1:20:29
  they got to starve Americans. I mean, if you want to make it
• 1:20:34
  that inflammatory, that's fine. I'm just saying that it's
• 1:20:38
  there's something immoral about denying kids food and what we're
• 1:20:41
  seeing happen is extremely cruel.
• 1:20:44
  I saw somebody make a comment today where it's like we're
• 1:20:47
  punishing people for needing the government's help, and that's
• 1:20:52
  not right. I don't, I don't think that's.
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  You know, it's worse than that too, because it's like we, we
• 1:20:58
  promise them the help like they're, they're, they have
• 1:21:04
  organize their lives to depend on this.
• 1:21:06
  And then you're just out of nowhere just taking it away from
• 1:21:12
  them because you want to fucking give tax breaks to a billion
• 1:21:16
  billionaires and defund those same people who are on SNAP
• 1:21:21
  benefits, take away money out of their healthcare.
• 1:21:23
  You know, it's like, which again, it is morally the right
• 1:21:27
  thing to do to give people healthcare.
• 1:21:29
  They can't afford it. However, if you want to sell a
• 1:21:32
  Republican on it, it's cheaper to give them healthcare and
• 1:21:36
  preventative care than to fucking pay for it them when
• 1:21:39
  they go to the emergency room, which is the most expensive type
• 1:21:42
  of care. So if you give them healthcare
• 1:21:44
  upfront, then there's they can like, you know, take care of
• 1:21:49
  like a little thing instead of returning into a big thing
• 1:21:52
  because they don't have insurance and they have to go to
• 1:21:54
  the fucking emergency room and then they can't pay it.
• 1:21:56
  And where does that go that go that that gets passed down to
• 1:21:58
  all everybody else. And that's where your fucking
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  premiums are high. And now they're going to go even
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  higher because they fucking got rid of the subsidies with
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  Obamacare. They're trying.
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  Yeah. They're yeah.
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  No, they did do it. Well, I know, I know, I know, I
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  know. So I mean the the shit is crazy.
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  I don't think the Democrats cave yet because November 1st
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  everybody's going to be getting notices in the fucking mail that
• 1:22:18
  their premiums are going up. My premium for my healthcare, I
• 1:22:23
  just got a notice it's going up over $100 a month next year.
• 1:22:30
  If this shit doesn't get fixed and which is just my premium for
• 1:22:36
  me to be able to get an appointment with the doctor to
• 1:22:38
  go pay a co-pay. It's just my table stakes to get
• 1:22:41
  in to see a doctor and then I still have to pay a co-pay, but
• 1:22:44
  it's going up over $100 a month, $1200 a year.
• 1:22:48
  You know, so that fucking Elon can get like a couple mil cut
• 1:22:52
  off his tax. You know, it's like that.
• 1:22:54
  He didn't even notice. Yeah, it's a it's frustrating
• 1:23:01
  and there is, it's not like it's, it's funny is they're
• 1:23:04
  like, ah, this Democrat program, he's Democrat.
• 1:23:06
  There's AI Wonder what percentage of those like 40 +
• 1:23:09
  1,000,000 people that are losing their SNAP benefits voted for
• 1:23:12
  this. All of them.
• 1:23:15
  That's the fucking thing. Like, guess what?
• 1:23:17
  In California, we got a surplus. We're going to be able to expand
• 1:23:21
  the SNAP benefits, you know, like we're going to be able to
• 1:23:23
  cover it. But guess Mississippi is not.
• 1:23:25
  Kansas isn't. True at article #3 from MPRKERA
• 1:23:35
  Technology by Martin Kast went to opt out of AI.
• 1:23:39
  State labeling laws might help. I read this.
• 1:23:42
  I was like, this is like some boomer shit.
• 1:23:44
  I don't want to be a part of AI. That sounds like something like
• 1:23:47
  someone's grandpa would say. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:23:50
  I don't like AII don't. I've never met Allen Iverson, he
• 1:23:55
  was a punk. I never liked him.
• 1:23:58
  Oh, there's an MJ fan. Like, I feel like that's this,
• 1:24:00
  but it's top AI. Utah and California have passed
• 1:24:04
  laws requiring entities to disclose when they are when they
• 1:24:07
  use AI. More states are considering
• 1:24:09
  similar legislation. Proponents say labels make it
• 1:24:12
  easier for people who don't like AI to opt out of using it.
• 1:24:17
  They just, they just want to be able to know.
• 1:24:19
  Since the Utah Department of Converse executive Margaret
• 1:24:22
  Wooley Bussy Bussy who is implementing new state laws
• 1:24:27
  requiring state regulated businesses to disclose when they
• 1:24:30
  use AI with their customers. If that person wants to know if
• 1:24:33
  it's not a if it's a human or not, they can ask and the chop
• 1:24:37
  bout has to say. I mean, if you're talking about
• 1:24:40
  chatbot, I thought that was always not like a person.
• 1:24:43
  Like what are we talking about here?
• 1:24:44
  What do you mean? The paper clip on my computer
• 1:24:47
  that tells me what to do on Word isn't real?
• 1:24:50
  No, that's just an animation, grandpa.
• 1:24:52
  Like get off the computer and stop listening to Rush Limbaugh
• 1:24:55
  reruns. No Obama.
• 1:24:58
  Like kind of like this, like AI thought this was going to be
• 1:25:03
  something else for. So Open AI launched the video
• 1:25:08
  generating AI Sora, and you know what they said?
• 1:25:14
  They said that if you don't want 'cause like, people are just
• 1:25:17
  like making like. Crazy.
• 1:25:19
  Videos, videos, yeah, of, of like, you know, like Disney
• 1:25:21
  characters or just like anybody's likeness, you know,
• 1:25:24
  just like wild, wild ass W type shit like fucking Sam Altman
• 1:25:29
  over at CEO over at open AI, when they launched it said that
• 1:25:34
  if you don't want your likeness to be used in Sora, you can opt
• 1:25:39
  out. It's like, no, dude, that's not
• 1:25:43
  how this works. You don't like you don't get to
• 1:25:45
  like just use my copyrighted like like shit, unless I say,
• 1:25:50
  unless I go and tell you not to do it.
• 1:25:52
  It's you don't get to do it unless I tell you.
• 1:25:54
  You can, you fucking idiot. Like California has passed a
• 1:25:59
  similar law regarding chat box and chat bots in 2019.
• 1:26:03
  This year it expanded the disclosure rules requiring
• 1:26:05
  police departments to specify when they use AI products to
• 1:26:08
  help write incident reports. So this is what's interesting.
• 1:26:12
  I think AI in general, I think AI in general and police AI is
• 1:26:17
  specifically or a oh, sorry, that just reads really well.
• 1:26:22
  I think AI in general and police AI in specific really thrives in
• 1:26:27
  the shadows. It is most successful when
• 1:26:29
  people don't know it's being used it, says Matthew Guarelia,
• 1:26:38
  a senior product analyst, a senior policy analyst for the
• 1:26:41
  Electronic Frontier Foundation, which supported the new law.
• 1:26:45
  I think labeling and transparency is really the first
• 1:26:48
  step. As an example, he points out in
• 1:26:51
  San Francisco, which now requires all city departments to
• 1:26:54
  report publicly how and when they use AI, such as local.
• 1:26:58
  Such localized regulations are kind of are the kind of thing
• 1:27:01
  the Trump administration has tried to head off.
• 1:27:04
  White House AI czar David Sachs has referred to a state
• 1:27:08
  regulatory state regulatory frenzy that is damaging the
• 1:27:14
  startup ecosystem. Daniel Castro with with the
• 1:27:18
  import with the industry supported think tank Information
• 1:27:21
  Technology and Innovation Foundation says AI transparency
• 1:27:25
  could be good for markets and democracy, but it but it may
• 1:27:29
  slow innovation. You can think of them an
• 1:27:31
  electrician that wants to use AI to help communicate with his or
• 1:27:35
  her customers to answer queries about when they're available.
• 1:27:38
  Castro says if companies have to disclose they UA use AI, He says
• 1:27:43
  maybe that turns off some customers that don't really want
• 1:27:47
  to use it anymore. Well, OK, so give them the
• 1:27:49
  option, dude. They just want to use it and not
• 1:27:51
  have, you know, part of the issue is I think it's not just
• 1:27:55
  the thing itself, it's how quickly our lives have changed.
• 1:27:58
  There may be things that I would buy into if there were a lot
• 1:28:03
  more time to develop or for development and implementation.
• 1:28:08
  That was said by Kara Quinn, a home school teacher from Burm
• 1:28:13
  Bremerton, WA. Slowing down the spread of AI
• 1:28:16
  seems appealing. Who decided that?
• 1:28:19
  I don't get to read what another human being wrote.
• 1:28:22
  Who decides that this summary is actually what I think it what
• 1:28:26
  I'm going to think of their e-mail.
• 1:28:29
  I value my ability to think. I don't want it to be, I don't
• 1:28:32
  want to outsource it. So I mean, too late.
• 1:28:38
  Quinn's attitude to the to the AI catch caught the attention of
• 1:28:42
  her sister-in-law, Anne Elise Quinn, a supply chain analyst
• 1:28:46
  who lives in Washington, DC. She's been holding salons for
• 1:28:50
  friends and acquaintances who want to discuss the implications
• 1:28:54
  of AI and Kara. Quinn's objections to the
• 1:28:57
  technology inspired the Thing theme of the most recent
• 1:29:01
  session. How do we opt out if we want to?
• 1:29:04
  She asked. Or maybe people don't want to
• 1:29:06
  opt out, but they want to be consulted at the very least.
• 1:29:11
  I think it just depends on what we're talking about.
• 1:29:13
  Like if it's like I used AI to schedule your appointment with
• 1:29:19
  my office, like who gives a fucking shit?
• 1:29:21
  Like, but if it's like a commercial or a police report or
• 1:29:28
  like a reenactment of like a, you know, like if you're going
• 1:29:32
  to use AI, like there was this like trial where they used, we
• 1:29:35
  might have talked about it on the pod where they used like a
• 1:29:38
  kid was killed or, or something happened, like something
• 1:29:46
  happened, but they used the an AI to pretend like it was the
• 1:29:51
  kid who died in the trial. Oh yeah, and it was to say like
• 1:29:55
  his like final, like his like message to the the killer and it
• 1:30:00
  was super cringe. Yeah, so like.
• 1:30:03
  That's weird. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:04
  So like stuff like that, like, yeah.
• 1:30:06
  But like that I helped like the AI like helped me like like
• 1:30:12
  structure my e-mail get the fuck out of who gives a shit.
• 1:30:15
  Like, you know, it's like that's what, what, what a spell check
• 1:30:17
  then? Well, I think that it's just,
• 1:30:20
  yes, obviously, but in turn, I think what they're just saying
• 1:30:23
  is all these, it's a frenzy for regulation is what that one dude
• 1:30:27
  said, which will slow down innovation because however it's
• 1:30:30
  being. Applied that's exactly what
• 1:30:32
  these these fucking assholes with social media said, you
• 1:30:34
  know, it's like and like they're what they're saying now.
• 1:30:36
  It's like if we if we put regulations on AI, then the
• 1:30:39
  Chinese are going to beat us. And it's like.
• 1:30:42
  OK. So you're pro regulations on AI?
• 1:30:46
  Obviously. Well, OK, that's no, it's all
• 1:30:48
  mine. So what I'm just saying is like,
• 1:30:50
  obviously. I'm saying like the Sam Altman's
• 1:30:52
  and the Elon Musk's are going to try to sell this on that no
• 1:30:54
  regulation because it's going to hinder the the US like competing
• 1:30:58
  with the Chinese and AI. And they, they think there's,
• 1:31:01
  it's a 0 sum game that there's going to be really just one AI
• 1:31:04
  that wins. And it's like whoever gets there
• 1:31:06
  first. That's what all these
• 1:31:08
  motherfuckers are banking on. And so like so, but you know,
• 1:31:14
  shut the fuck up, OK? There can still be some fucking
• 1:31:17
  regulation. They're better.
• 1:31:19
  They're better be dude. Yeah, the whole thing is, like I
• 1:31:22
  said, it's pretty cringy because at the end of the day, we should
• 1:31:26
  be regulating that. That shouldn't be left
• 1:31:29
  unchecked. And with all the new ways it's
• 1:31:31
  being applied that everyone's trying to come up with, OK,
• 1:31:34
  well, the police are doing it. They should tell you or you're
• 1:31:36
  using it for this 'cause they're trying to cover all their base,
• 1:31:39
  'cause there's new applications for it all the time.
• 1:31:42
  So it's like they're just trying to keep up with it.
• 1:31:45
  And obviously people are seeing the cracks or the downfalls of
• 1:31:51
  or potential risks of having it be unregulated.
• 1:31:54
  And yeah, these dudes that are propping up the economy with
• 1:31:58
  this AI fucking bubble thing that's going on right now, we're
• 1:32:01
  holding on. As long as they're holding on by
• 1:32:02
  the seat of their pants, that's pretty much it.
• 1:32:05
  How long they can get away without it being checked, the
• 1:32:07
  better for them. And they have their very, that's
• 1:32:10
  the issue is they're all very short sighted when it comes to
• 1:32:13
  their money. And their goals are always like
• 1:32:16
  long term. So you get you can give you on
• 1:32:18
  credit for having like some sort of long term goal and like
• 1:32:21
  reaching that point and pushing from Tesla to SpaceX.
• 1:32:25
  And he's AI can't stand him, but at least he had like a long term
• 1:32:29
  vision. You see some of these guys are
• 1:32:31
  very short sighted to their money now and then it kind of
• 1:32:34
  blows up in their face. So we'll just see.
• 1:32:36
  Of course they don't want regulation.
• 1:32:37
  Of course they do. Right.
• 1:32:39
  I mean, that's just like the and that's what it is.
• 1:32:41
  It's like, and, and you know, corporations, for profit
• 1:32:45
  corporations, they are really, really good at one thing, making
• 1:32:50
  profit. And that's all we should trust
• 1:32:52
  them to do. And then we have, the government
• 1:32:56
  could step in and regulate it and tell them what they can and
• 1:32:58
  cannot do, you know, and that's just whatever.
• 1:33:02
  That's just, you know, fuck. These, it's like, it's like
• 1:33:04
  we're showing up when we're asking like Sam Altman or we're
• 1:33:09
  asking Elon, we're asking Peter Thiel with Palantir.
• 1:33:15
  When you're asking these fucking guys, you might as well, you
• 1:33:19
  might as well be driving up to like an illegal street race and
• 1:33:22
  asking them if they, if they think we should have speed
• 1:33:25
  limits. Like I'm pretty sure they, they,
• 1:33:29
  I know the answer to everybody. Like when I rolled up, I'm not
• 1:33:32
  like that's not, that's a stupid question.
• 1:33:34
  They would laugh at you and be like, dude, we're out of your
• 1:33:36
  fucking St. Yeah, and it's dumb.
• 1:33:38
  Joe Biden did sign an executive order.
• 1:33:40
  It was like a huge, like, I forget how many pages it was
• 1:33:43
  regulating AI. But The thing is, it's an
• 1:33:46
  executive order. So it can be undone by the a
• 1:33:49
  pres, the next president if they want.
• 1:33:51
  And of course, Trump, you know, he's like, fuck you.
• 1:33:53
  Biden got rid of it immediately. Anything he did, yeah, we're
• 1:33:56
  going to do anything. The guy who was the number two
• 1:34:00
  to the brown man I know and brown man in the suit.
• 1:34:03
  It was such mild regulation. It was like, yeah, like if you
• 1:34:05
  guys get to this minute, like many GPUs like this, like
• 1:34:09
  capacity of like compute, you have to just let the government
• 1:34:13
  know like the not saying like that they're going to regulate
• 1:34:17
  or anything. They're just saying like, yeah,
• 1:34:19
  if you and it was like something way far the fuck out, you know,
• 1:34:21
  like something we're not even close to yet.
• 1:34:23
  But, but if you get to this point, you've got to let us know
• 1:34:26
  because that's like, I'm almost like on the level of having like
• 1:34:28
  a nuke, you know, it's like, we just need to know about this
• 1:34:30
  like, so that we can like take a look at it.
• 1:34:33
  And like, and they were complaining about that shit, you
• 1:34:35
  know, and so it's like just like basic common sense shit they're
• 1:34:39
  going to complain about. And you just expect that like
• 1:34:42
  just assume that that's what's going to happen.
• 1:34:44
  And then, you know, but how many, how many regulations, how
• 1:34:48
  many regulations have been passed on social media since it
• 1:34:55
  launched O5? None. 00, none.
• 1:35:01
  And it's the same motherfucking players that are involved in
• 1:35:03
  this shit. Yeah, my good point.
• 1:35:08
  I don't want to AI Last article Atlas baby Atlas 31 dude 31
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  Atlas to reveal itself to Earth on October 29th.
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  Are we safe? How close will the interstellar
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  object come to Earth? Canopy seen with the naked eye
• 1:35:32
  Visibility and observation tips. Got very light hearted at the
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  end. 31 Atlas to reveal itself to Earth on October 29th.
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  Are we safe? This question has caught the
• 1:35:42
  global attention as astronomers prepare for the interstellar
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  comets. Get out of here economic times.
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  I know you're struggling but chill out with the pop out pop
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  up ads. The closest approach, the object
• 1:35:54
  officially named 31 Atlas, is an interstellar comet travelling
• 1:35:58
  from beyond our solar system. Scientists have studied it
• 1:36:01
  closely and understand its trajectory and comprehend
• 1:36:04
  composition. Even though they were like,
• 1:36:06
  where the fuck did this come from?
• 1:36:08
  But they're like, oh, but we've been tracking it since we
• 1:36:09
  noticed it was coming. Yeah.
• 1:36:14
  And a potential impact observation suggests that it
• 1:36:17
  poses no threat to Earth as it passes at a safe distance of
• 1:36:20
  167,000,000 miles. This rare cosmic event provides
• 1:36:26
  A valuable opportunity to learn more about interstellar objects
• 1:36:29
  and their origins. What do you think about Atlas
• 1:36:33
  bro? Straight tripping.
• 1:36:34
  Yeah, so it's already October 29th where you're at right now
• 1:36:38
  as we're recording this. Yeah, shit dog, you already got
• 1:36:42
  Atlas in your in your skies right now.
• 1:36:45
  That's how we do it, dude. And then I.
• 1:36:48
  And then I shrug. But this is like the the comment
• 1:36:51
  that like had a weird shape or something that.
• 1:36:53
  People. Yeah, weird shape people.
• 1:36:54
  Like, is it not a comet? Is it actually alien technology
• 1:36:59
  ancient astronaut theorizers believe?
• 1:37:03
  Yeah, but it's been coming and it's got now.
• 1:37:05
  It's got a tail coming off of it.
• 1:37:07
  It's got a high nickel composition.
• 1:37:09
  I mean, this is cool. This is going to be cool to kind
• 1:37:11
  of see. What did it say that you can see
• 1:37:14
  it? Like, I don't want to.
• 1:37:16
  Let's get to it poses no threat Poses the threat that come
• 1:37:20
  Romain in a safe distance, but is still observable through
• 1:37:23
  telescopes. For amateur astronomers, this
• 1:37:26
  offers a rare chance to see an object that has travelled across
• 1:37:29
  interstellar space. We'll probably see some pretty
• 1:37:32
  kick ass pictures of this thing. This one follows A hyperbolic
• 1:37:37
  trajectory, meaning it will only pass once before exiting into
• 1:37:41
  deep space for forever. So it's just like cruising
• 1:37:44
  through. Scientists believe it was
• 1:37:46
  ejected from another star system millions of years ago.
• 1:37:49
  Its brief appearance allows researchers to study how comets
• 1:37:52
  form in other regions of the Galaxy.
• 1:37:56
  Its composition, The nucleus of it, is estimated to be less than
• 1:37:59
  1 kilometer wide. It is surrounded by a cloud of
• 1:38:02
  gas and dust known as a comma. The comet contains carbon
• 1:38:08
  dioxide, cyanide and atomic nickel vapor, giving it a unique
• 1:38:13
  glow under sunlight that's tight, sharp numbers.
• 1:38:17
  I know that the comet emits the unusual gases as it as it heats
• 1:38:22
  near the sun. The emissions could reveal more
• 1:38:24
  information about the materials that existed in the early
• 1:38:27
  formations of our solar system. Yeah, because for something to
• 1:38:30
  travel that far from deep in our solar system, even in our
• 1:38:37
  Galaxy, it would take so long to get here.
• 1:38:39
  That is like a snapshot in time of pre of like, you know,
• 1:38:46
  millions and millions of years ago, which is pretty cool.
• 1:38:49
  So this is like super rare. It's not like Haley's Comet or
• 1:38:52
  some shit like that. The reason why it's called three
• 1:38:53
  eyes 'cause it's the third inter stellar object or intergalactic
• 1:39:00
  or whatever Intergalactic it's the third yeah object that we've
• 1:39:05
  observed that's come from a different.
• 1:39:08
  Part region of the solar system. Yeah, yeah, no.
• 1:39:10
  'Cause not. Not it's it's from outside of
• 1:39:13
  our solar system. Yeah, 'cause we don't know where
• 1:39:15
  it came from. It's just like just.
• 1:39:17
  No, it's not. Yeah, it's not from here.
• 1:39:18
  Yeah, so that's pretty cool. Hopefully we get some sweet
• 1:39:22
  pics. What if it's an alien spaceship
• 1:39:27
  man? So I'm on NASA's website and it
• 1:39:30
  says it will be. It's will reach its closest
• 1:39:35
  point to the Sun around October 30th and just inside the orbit
• 1:39:45
  of Mars. I mean, the whole thing's pretty
• 1:39:53
  crazy and it's cool to have something like that, like swing
• 1:39:58
  through, you know? Yeah, and then it will reappear
• 1:40:00
  on the other side of the sun. In December, allowing for
• 1:40:05
  renewed observations. But it's also pretty scary that
• 1:40:13
  something could be just shutting out that far because like, if it
• 1:40:16
  was going to hit us and there's nothing we could do about it,
• 1:40:19
  we're just like, fucked. We could do something about it.
• 1:40:22
  160 fucking 1000 miles or 1,000,000 miles or whatever the
• 1:40:25
  fuck it said it was. No, I'm just if it was like, oh,
• 1:40:28
  it's going. To it's it's a 1 kilometer, 1
• 1:40:33
  kilometer wide. You don't think we could fuck
• 1:40:37
  that shit up if that we just hit an asteroid with a fucking
• 1:40:41
  satellite just to just to see if we could and we did first try.
• 1:40:44
  I don't. Know.
• 1:40:49
  Get Bruce Willie on it, Ben Affleck.
• 1:40:52
  No, Bruce, Not now Bruce Willy. He's just there for what?
• 1:40:55
  Support. He's a mascot.
• 1:40:57
  He ain't even talking anymore. He's got no lines.
• 1:40:59
  In the sequel, Bruce Willis is like unable.
• 1:41:02
  He's like unable speaker or anything.
• 1:41:04
  Yeah, it's crazy. It's like the saddest shit ever.
• 1:41:06
  Yeah, that's what my dad has. Not even like trying to make
• 1:41:09
  light of it, that's just like fucking terrible.
• 1:41:13
  And that whole thing, I mean, they were using and abusing him
• 1:41:16
  at the end, just like using him for any movie while he could
• 1:41:19
  still do them before he couldn't.
• 1:41:23
  Can't be seen with the naked eye.
• 1:41:25
  Brightness level between magnitude of 12 and 14, which
• 1:41:29
  means it cannot be seen without a telescope.
• 1:41:32
  He received a telescope of at least 8 inches aperture under
• 1:41:37
  dark skies to catch it. It's currently unobservable due
• 1:41:40
  to its position near the sun. Known for its solar conjunction.
• 1:41:44
  Is expected to reappear on the 25th.
• 1:41:47
  And the whole thing's pretty tight.
• 1:41:50
  I hope it's an alien spaceship, That would be cool as fuck.
• 1:41:55
  I roll with that. So the whole conspiracy theory
• 1:41:58
  community that's obsessed with that, There's Project Bluebeam,
• 1:42:02
  which is the whole concept of them creating a fake
• 1:42:05
  interstellar crisis to then unite everybody under one world
• 1:42:10
  government and 1 Fiat currency. I think I've talked about this
• 1:42:14
  before on the pod where that's like a whole thing, You know,
• 1:42:19
  this project Mockingbird, which is like it when it comes to like
• 1:42:22
  media and shit, this is like they're going to project
• 1:42:25
  spaceships with holograms into the sky and make everybody think
• 1:42:29
  that it's like Independence Day. Everyone freaks out, government
• 1:42:33
  takes control, they get, they get rid of whatever this problem
• 1:42:37
  is, AKA the holograms. And then everybody's like a
• 1:42:41
  slave to the government. So there's a whole swath of
• 1:42:44
  people in that community that are just freaking the fuck out.
• 1:42:48
  They're like, this is the beginning of it.
• 1:42:50
  It's lasers in the sky. It's like Jewish space lasers,
• 1:42:53
  but from Earth into space, not from space down to Earth.
• 1:42:58
  So it's like a reverse Marjorie Taylor Green.
• 1:43:01
  But then you see some of these new graphics and stuff.
• 1:43:04
  That's that's how my porn search history reverse Marjorie Taylor
• 1:43:07
  Green. That's a good like punk band
• 1:43:10
  too. We'll reverse Marjorie Taylor
• 1:43:13
  grade. I can just see that.
• 1:43:18
  But yeah, using holograms like you see at some of these
• 1:43:23
  football games now where they're projecting like a big ass
• 1:43:27
  fucking Raven in the sky and like we've gotten pretty, pretty
• 1:43:31
  technical. I mean, they have holograms.
• 1:43:33
  They're a Tupac hologram, like they.
• 1:43:35
  So it's just making that like bigger and projecting it.
• 1:43:38
  You could tie Harp into that, which is, you know, Jesse
• 1:43:41
  Ventura. Classic episode.
• 1:43:42
  Why won't you let me in? It's because it's a lockdown
• 1:43:47
  government facility, dude, and you're retired.
• 1:43:50
  Like get the fuck out of here. You got like 10 cameras with
• 1:43:52
  you. What is this?
• 1:43:53
  You want a tour? Like put the camera up.
• 1:43:55
  Let's go. So there's a lot of people who
• 1:43:58
  tie all that. So there's a whole swath of
• 1:44:00
  people that believe that this is the beginning of the one world
• 1:44:04
  government takeover, which I'm like, hey, let's go.
• 1:44:06
  That sounds tight. Let's roll with it.
• 1:44:08
  Let's see what happens. Mix it up, shake it up, stir the
• 1:44:10
  pot, whatever. But.
• 1:44:13
  Stir the Kool-aid. It's probably just like an
• 1:44:16
  interstellar space rock, but you know, it's like, no, it's shaped
• 1:44:20
  weird, man. It's got a weird cigar shape.
• 1:44:23
  It's a tube. I'm like, well, no.
• 1:44:25
  And like I can see. I'm sure they've already looked
• 1:44:29
  at it pretty closely with the technology that the big ass fuck
• 1:44:33
  off telescopes that they have. I'm pretty sure they've been
• 1:44:36
  looking at it a little bit deeper, but we can, you know,
• 1:44:41
  figure out if they have a clear picture of it.
• 1:44:43
  What is interesting to me though, is when shit like that
• 1:44:45
  does zoom by, we have so many satellites that take pictures
• 1:44:49
  like how if something is going to be coming into our
• 1:44:52
  trajectory, like into our solar system, is it, how do we not
• 1:44:55
  have like something like a Ring camera, like catching pics of
• 1:44:58
  the shit as it goes by? Have you ever wondered that?
• 1:45:01
  Like why don't like, shouldn't these satellites also be like
• 1:45:05
  intergalactic Ring cameras? Like someone's like in my our
• 1:45:08
  backyard, like, oh, this shit just cruise by Pluto.
• 1:45:10
  Be like what? What the fuck?
• 1:45:11
  Cruise by. And you can pull it up and watch
• 1:45:14
  a video and be like, what's that?
• 1:45:16
  You know, like why don't we have something like that?
• 1:45:17
  You know what I'm saying? Like what?
• 1:45:19
  What is I think? Most of the satellites are are
• 1:45:22
  focused inward towards Earth and like it's like the James Webb
• 1:45:26
  and then the Hubble and that you know, but they're like looking
• 1:45:32
  out pat like in the like that beginning of the universe.
• 1:45:36
  They're not like. Yeah, shit.
• 1:45:36
  Like, well, Hubble's like, do we even know where that is now?
• 1:45:39
  It's still working. They're like, oh, it's still.
• 1:45:42
  Oh, it's fine. But but it's just like if you
• 1:45:44
  see the, you see the comparisons of like Hubble's like pictures
• 1:45:46
  versus James Webb. It's like not even, it's not
• 1:45:49
  even close. James Webb is so much better.
• 1:45:51
  No, no, no, definitely. But Hubble's just like been
• 1:45:53
  cruising. It's just like.
• 1:45:56
  Yeah. But there's also other ones that
• 1:45:58
  are like in our solar system that are like that we launched
• 1:46:02
  in like 1970 and like we thought like we're done and like they
• 1:46:05
  just keep going and like taking pictures.
• 1:46:06
  But it's like not as like, I know I see what you're saying,
• 1:46:10
  but I mean, what do you like, do we not have pictures of this
• 1:46:12
  thing? No, not that I'm aware of.
• 1:46:14
  There might be like scans and shit, but it's like, damn dude,
• 1:46:16
  you'd think you'd have a fucking.
• 1:46:18
  Like I said, it's like some sort of Ring camera.
• 1:46:21
  Yeah. Point them in like on like the
• 1:46:24
  path. Is there like a alleyway?
• 1:46:26
  Like let's put a couple up, one by Neptune, one by Pluto.
• 1:46:30
  Just like facing in, like just like facing down like the
• 1:46:34
  hallway. I don't.
• 1:46:35
  Or like, I mean, I guess we're in space, so we can come from
• 1:46:38
  any direction. So maybe just like surround.
• 1:46:42
  I don't get it. It just makes sense.
• 1:46:44
  Like we don't even know what it looks like.
• 1:46:46
  I'm like, oh, great, I'm so glad all the cameras are turned the
• 1:46:49
  wrong direction. Perfect.
• 1:46:52
  They didn't see it coming. We're like shooting lasers in
• 1:46:55
  the sky and we're like, oh shit, we got a weird scan.
• 1:46:57
  Something pinged back. What is that?
• 1:46:59
  Oh, it was 9 pings. It means it's made of iron, like
• 1:47:03
  right. But there's like, but oh, it
• 1:47:04
  just went drove right by the camera.
• 1:47:06
  It was just facing the wrong way.
• 1:47:07
  Like we have like the shittiest, so like solar system, like
• 1:47:12
  security solar system ever. For how much shit we have
• 1:47:15
  floating out there, I just don't and we can.
• 1:47:18
  It just doesn't make sense. It's just a little confusing.
• 1:47:22
  Yeah, I guess I'd never really thought about it like, but like,
• 1:47:25
  put one on Mars. It just takes pictures like.
• 1:47:27
  Off the fucking side of Mars it is like, hey man.
• 1:47:30
  Like, I mean, like I said, I'm looking at it in a linear sense
• 1:47:34
  and the universe isn't linear. It's like, right.
• 1:47:37
  And this thing is, this thing is like going like fucking 100
• 1:47:40
  kilometers a second and. It's not going to pass by 160
• 1:47:44
  million miles away. So it's like it's not, it's like
• 1:47:47
  close in space standard. It's not actually close, no.
• 1:47:51
  Well, I know. So it's like let's get a not
• 1:47:54
  close picture in space. Or a close picture in fucking
• 1:47:58
  space standards, because it sounds like a goddamn selfie.
• 1:48:01
  We could take a selfie of this shit.
• 1:48:03
  I'm just saying, you think we'd have some probe things that like
• 1:48:05
  zoom around? I just want, you know, let's
• 1:48:07
  let's go, let's get let's take a look.
• 1:48:08
  Come on, man, I wanted to. I want to be able to see this
• 1:48:11
  shit in like real time. Not like, oh, this is a freeze
• 1:48:15
  frame of like, it's like see that red dot right there
• 1:48:18
  surrounded by all those weird blue lines that that's it right
• 1:48:22
  there, You know, like, oh, cool. Like I'm not nerding out hard
• 1:48:26
  enough, I guess. Like I want to see it.
• 1:48:31
  Yeah. I guess I just assumed that we
• 1:48:32
  had. There are pictures.
• 1:48:34
  Pixar It didn't happen. That's like when did like that's
• 1:48:37
  how it should be. Come with receipts.
• 1:48:39
  Come with receipts. That's how it should be with
• 1:48:41
  Space Pixar. It didn't happen.
• 1:48:42
  Speaking of. NASA, have you seen this shit
• 1:48:44
  where Trump fired? Elon's butt boy, who like went
• 1:48:47
  off on like the. Space rocket with him.
• 1:48:50
  He, he was the head of NASA, some like billionaire dude.
• 1:48:53
  And Trump fired him. And Trump's like, 'cause it's
• 1:48:57
  'cause he was friends with Elon. I didn't think that was
• 1:48:59
  appropriate. Cause Elon's in charge of
• 1:49:01
  SpaceX. It's a conflict of interest.
• 1:49:03
  Like he's ever cared about that. So then he put our boy Patrick
• 1:49:06
  Duffy, the former real world contestant who's our
• 1:49:10
  transportation secretary, put him in in charge.
• 1:49:14
  So now he's the secretary of transportation and the head of
• 1:49:17
  NASA. What are we doing?
• 1:49:23
  Y'all, I don't know, but we're not taking pictures of comments,
• 1:49:26
  that's what we're not doing and I'm kind of pissed.
• 1:49:28
  Bro. Like I'm sick of this shit.
• 1:49:32
  Come on man, use AI to do that. Make AI unregulated in space and
• 1:49:37
  just send that shit off. That sounds cool.
• 1:49:39
  As fuck you want. Unregulated AI, put it in space
• 1:49:42
  and bring me back some goddamn pictures.
• 1:49:44
  That's what I want. I want it like that.
• 1:49:47
  I'm still not convinced that we don't have pictures.
• 1:49:49
  I don't. I don't got to look at any of
• 1:49:50
  this more. I haven't seen.
• 1:49:52
  Anything. We'll see.
• 1:50:00
  I'm looking right now see and the pictures of it are shitty.
• 1:50:06
  Because it's moving too fast. OK, but there's still pictures.
• 1:50:12
  And then some of them have them. Are fake.
• 1:50:13
  Like look at this. Thing.
• 1:50:15
  Yeah, like this thing is just like a bunch of rainbow.
• 1:50:18
  Dots, what is that? No, no, I want to see the rock.
• 1:50:22
  And all the rest of them are like AI no man, ain't got shit,
• 1:50:26
  ain't got no, ain't got no still photo.
• 1:50:33
  It's all pixels and shit. Like the best we could do,
• 1:50:38
  we're. Up there with a goddamn Polaroid
• 1:50:40
  camera. You think it's a Trojan
• 1:50:42
  horseman? I hope so.
• 1:50:44
  That'll be cool as fuck dude. Let's mix it up.
• 1:50:47
  Fuck everybody's college. Debt.
• 1:50:49
  Let's just have a alien show up and mix it up.
• 1:50:52
  That's it. Boom.
• 1:50:55
  They come down, they evaporate Trump, then they evaporate
• 1:50:57
  Biden. We're like whoa, shit it.
• 1:50:59
  Doesn't matter who he's like we're about.
• 1:51:00
  Like that big, you know some Mars attack shit.
• 1:51:02
  Why not? My fence is pretty big now.
• 1:51:06
  I'll just hide, hide in my house.
• 1:51:08
  Got my little Fort. Fight off some aliens dude,
• 1:51:12
  let's go. Or vibe out with them.
• 1:51:18
  They'll be like, hey, I got some crazy pictures of space.
• 1:51:21
  Do you want to see him? I'm going to say hell yeah,
• 1:51:23
  let's go. They're still looking for
• 1:51:27
  pictures of this fucking thing. Well, yeah, I'm just.
• 1:51:29
  Like I'm like. I'm wondering what website I'm
• 1:51:33
  on Like like they're. Like there's a.
• 1:51:35
  Full on like like blown article like.
• 1:51:38
  Like seriously, considering that this is like a spacecraft, I'm
• 1:51:43
  telling you bro, people are going off the deep end with it.
• 1:51:48
  I see I got pictures all over the place man, they look like
• 1:51:53
  shit. But I mean.
• 1:52:01
  Did the Dodgers win? No, they lost.
• 1:52:06
  It's still good though. It's 22 now.
• 1:52:08
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• 1:52:11
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  Dude, that's tight. The pictures, dude the pictures
• 1:52:38
  of the cards with the glasses and shit are crazy.
• 1:52:41
  But also, if everybody was wearing the same glasses, I'd be
• 1:52:43
  like, hey, man, what the fuck, like or if you borrowed them,
• 1:52:46
  like, Hey, let me try these on. These are cool.
• 1:52:47
  And then everybody's card like you'd be like, hey, man, what
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  the fuck? But chance you'd be like, you
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  never touch a black man's glasses at a public touch.
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  My glasses, I'm bald as hell. Don't.
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  Touch My Glasses $7 million this.
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  Dude took from his homies. That's fucked up.
• 1:53:02
  So fucked. Up, dude.
• 1:53:03
  And there's more coming. There's and.
• 1:53:05
  Why? Why are they all point guards?
• 1:53:12
  'Cause he was the point. God.
• 1:53:13
  And then he became the poker that was, that was Chris Paul.
• 1:53:16
  I know. Oh, Chris.
• 1:53:17
  Paul. Fuck Chris Paul.
• 1:53:18
  I hate Chris Paul. Oh, don't even get me.
• 1:53:20
  Started on. Everybody wins when they stop
• 1:53:23
  playing with Chris Paul. Look it up.
• 1:53:25
  Everybody wins a championship when they stop playing with
• 1:53:29
  Chris Paul. Why 'cause he's a bad teammate
• 1:53:31
  and he's a bad leader. He's a dirty ass basketball
• 1:53:35
  player. Boom, period.
• 1:53:37
  Point blank. Say it forever.
• 1:53:40
  I hope he never, ever wins an NBA championship.
• 1:53:44
  He doesn't win an NBA championship and the Celtics
• 1:53:47
  never win another one. While I'm alive I will die with
• 1:53:50
  the smile on my face because I hate Chris Paul punching people
• 1:53:54
  in the nuts all the time. Bruh he is worse than Draymond
• 1:53:58
  Green has ever been. He just gets a pass.
• 1:54:00
  He's like hell Jake from State Farm but get the fuck out of
• 1:54:03
  here dude. He ain't won nothing.
• 1:54:05
  He'll win anything in college, you know, win anything in the
• 1:54:08
  NBA. You're a clown.
• 1:54:11
  Sorry. He's like a not likable Dan
• 1:54:13
  Marino dude. Like he drives me insane.
• 1:54:16
  I hope he, I wish Dan Marino won his Olympic gold medalist.
• 1:54:21
  There's a lot of people who don't win if you think that.
• 1:54:23
  Anybody who says 0. My Olympic gold medal is more
• 1:54:26
  important than my NBA championship.
• 1:54:28
  Unless you're like Luca and you win with like Slovenia or you're
• 1:54:33
  Nikola Jokic or you like, unless you win with one of those small
• 1:54:36
  ass countries. Get out of here.
• 1:54:39
  That it's such a lie, that it's such a space.
• 1:54:41
  Yeah, that it's such a cop out for people who don't win an NBA
• 1:54:44
  championship. Bro he was coming over to play
• 1:54:47
  with. Kobe and Shaq or whatever it
• 1:54:48
  was, it got vetoed before David's turn.
• 1:54:51
  Probably, you know, good 'cause David Stern didn't like me
• 1:54:54
  there. He was like this.
• 1:54:54
  Clown, get him. Out of here his.
• 1:54:57
  Goofy ass goatee, he can't even shoot, acting all tough and now
• 1:55:00
  he's damn near 40. He's just chasing rings.
• 1:55:03
  I'm like keep chasing dude, keep chasing him like Carl Malone.
• 1:55:06
  Carl Malone was a garbage person and he never won an NBA
• 1:55:09
  championship. He did get a 13 year old girl
• 1:55:11
  pregnant when he was in college and was a grown ass man, but the
• 1:55:16
  universe didn't see fit for him to win an NBA championship.
• 1:55:22
  So I'm not saying that Chris Paul's done anything like that.
• 1:55:25
  I just don't. I just think he's a garbage
• 1:55:27
  basketball player and I would love it.
• 1:55:29
  I was mad when the Birdman won in the NBA championship.
• 1:55:32
  He was on a list of people I'd never wanted to win and he won
• 1:55:36
  and he won one with the Miami Heat.
• 1:55:40
  Then I felt bad for him when he got like catfished and all that
• 1:55:42
  weird shit and he was like catfished by while cheating on
• 1:55:45
  his wife and it was this big scandal.
• 1:55:47
  So I felt bad about that. I was like, OK, but I feel bad
• 1:55:50
  for Birdman, but he was good in NBA 2K.
• 1:55:54
  But other than that, it's true, that guy.
• 1:55:55
  But Chris Paul, we better go. You must be up to do a whole
• 1:56:00
  another hour. I'm about to get.
• 1:56:02
  Heated. I hate that dude.
• 1:56:08
  Be good, be safe. Stay out of trouble and as
• 1:56:11
  always, go fuck yourselves. Shout out Costa Rica.
• 1:56:17
  Hey, hey. No crumbs, no crown.
• 1:56:25
  Hey, hey, we're burning it down. No, let them mean nothing.
• 1:56:34
  We ate their fees. Cut the food stamps.
• 1:56:37
  Feed the bees. Let them mean nothing.
• 1:56:41
  We bite back loud. No king, no queen.
• 1:56:44
  Just hungry and proud. Oh, people like that.
• 1:56:52
  Malaysia. Red lines long and the budget
• 1:57:03
  stains the people eyes. Weed together that mean nothing.
• 1:57:09
  Will make the cake from grave. Talk shit or get off the phone.
• 1:57:49
  None. Let there be nothing, we'll make
• 1:58:10
  the cake from rain. Talk shit or get off the bus.