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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kabooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of
- 0:19Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
- 0:23Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now in.
- 0:29Speaker 1: The air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler
- 0:35Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio A happy Sunday to you when
- 0:39Speaker 1: the final Sunday's the next to last Sunday before the
- 0:44Speaker 1: National Football League takes over. And Danny g this the
- 0:49Speaker 1: morning after the twenty twenty five Malor Meet and greet.
- 0:53Speaker 1: We did it Vegas style, Baby Lost Wages, Nevada. There
- 0:58Speaker 1: last night, well last afternoon, from three o'clock till five o'clock.
- 1:01Speaker 3: And it went longer though it always does.
- 1:05Speaker 1: I have so many stories I want to share, and
- 1:07Speaker 1: I've actually been advised by Terry in England. He says, Ben,
- 1:11Speaker 1: don't use the stories. Now, wait until next weekend to
- 1:17Speaker 1: tell the stories.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Well it makes a lot of sense because we still
- 1:20Speaker 3: need to catch up on stories from last weekend.
- 1:23Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. In fact, that's a great segue.
- 1:27Speaker 1: That's a good jumping off point, Danny, because I do
- 1:30Speaker 1: have a story, and we have the mail bag. Ohio
- 1:32Speaker 1: Al is standing by, Ohio Al is standing by. But
- 1:36Speaker 1: we must begin with this. So traveling on the blind side.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Did any g traveling on the blind side? So my
- 1:42Speaker 1: wife and I went on. We talked about this yesterday
- 1:45Speaker 1: a little bit, the wild adventure, although all I pretty
- 1:47Speaker 1: much talked about was the fact that we ran into
- 1:49Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys caravan on the way up the coast.
- 1:54Speaker 1: So we go on this wild adventure up the California
- 1:57Speaker 1: coast the other other day. We had no plan, there
- 2:00Speaker 1: was no itinerary's, we didn't use a pin on Google Maps.
- 2:06Speaker 1: We followed the zen master, Phil Jackson, and Phil always
- 2:11Speaker 1: had these witty zen like quotes when he was coaching
- 2:14Speaker 1: the Lakers, and I was out there a lot, believe
- 2:16Speaker 1: it or not, the Laker hater, I was out there,
- 2:18Speaker 1: and I love Phil though Phil was unlike just about
- 2:21Speaker 1: anyone else I've ever come across in this job, where
- 2:23Speaker 1: he actually gave you an answer and just didn't give
- 2:25Speaker 1: you a cliches, and so at least that's the way
- 2:28Speaker 1: he made you feel. And so one of the things
- 2:30Speaker 1: Phil used to talk about during the NBA season, which
- 2:32Speaker 1: seemed like it went on forever, and that was back
- 2:34Speaker 1: when players actually had to play in the regular season,
- 2:36Speaker 1: and Phil talked about, you know, the way to live
- 2:38Speaker 1: your life. He's enjoyed the journey in that context of
- 2:43Speaker 1: the NBA. Enjoy that Wednesday night in Sacramento just as
- 2:47Speaker 1: much as you would enjoy Game one of the NBA
- 2:49Speaker 1: Finals against the Celtics. So enjoy the journey, not just
- 2:53Speaker 1: the destination. So of course that's easier to do when
- 2:56Speaker 1: you don't have a destination. Danny, we didn't have a destination.
- 3:00Speaker 1: That's the whole point. The great thing about not having
- 3:02Speaker 1: a destination is you cannot be late. If you don't
- 3:05Speaker 1: know where you're going, there's no way to be late.
- 3:07Speaker 3: You can't be late.
- 3:08Speaker 1: We didn't have a hotel, room booked, we didn't have anything.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And along the way we passed the Dallas Cowboy Caravan.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Then we got out of La Proper. We went past
- 3:19Speaker 1: the Fox Sports Radio compound and then came face to
- 3:23Speaker 1: face one of the great monuments to human arrogance, and
- 3:27Speaker 1: this is something close to your heart, Danny G.
- 3:29Speaker 3: You have talked about.
- 3:30Speaker 1: This on these airwaves, on this podcast, but I can
- 3:35Speaker 1: now say that I have seen it with my own eyes.
- 3:39Speaker 1: The I think it's the Liberty Canyon Wildlife Crossing.
- 3:43Speaker 3: It's got some name on it now, but it says
- 3:46Speaker 3: Annenberg on it. Now, all right, whatever, who cares whatever,
- 3:49Speaker 3: that's the person who donated half the money.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, It's called privately funded.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Fine.
- 3:55Speaker 1: This is the overpass that you've brought up, Danny, and
- 3:58Speaker 1: we talked about here. It's in a gory. It goes
- 4:01Speaker 1: right across the freeway there, Ventura Freeway, and it's like
- 4:05Speaker 1: a sim City cheat code type thing. And they claim
- 4:09Speaker 1: you said this is the largest wildlife crossing in the world, right,
- 4:12Speaker 1: isn't that what you've said.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Daniel right now? Yeah, Colorado is building one that's even bigger.
- 4:17Speaker 3: As of now. This is the biggest and baddest and
- 4:19Speaker 3: most expensive. Yeah.
- 4:22Speaker 1: So I saw I heard you talk about it, and
- 4:24Speaker 1: you set me stories from the news in LA and
- 4:27Speaker 1: I was like, well, this is the opposite direction of
- 4:29Speaker 1: where I live. We live on like the opposite ends
- 4:31Speaker 1: of the world here, and so it connects. It's like
- 4:34Speaker 1: the Semi Valley Hills or whatever in the Santa Monica Mountain.
- 4:37Speaker 1: I think that I know the Santa Monica Mountains on
- 4:39Speaker 1: one side.
- 4:39Speaker 3: And there's some other hills on the other way. I
- 4:41Speaker 3: don't know it connects a gora in Calabasas.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's fine, so I can report boots
- 4:48Speaker 1: on the ground Danny as an eyewitness. I did not
- 4:50Speaker 1: see a mountain lion. I did not see a bobcat.
- 4:55Speaker 1: I guess they can now, you know they can the
- 4:59Speaker 1: freeway without jaywalking.
- 5:00Speaker 3: So that's good. Again.
- 5:02Speaker 1: I didn't see, though, any bobcasts, no lions, no bears.
- 5:04Speaker 1: I didn't see a raccoon, any squirrels, I didn't know.
- 5:08Speaker 3: I didn't see that.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I didn't see a coyote with an uber eats bag.
- 5:12Speaker 1: I didn't see anything. Uh, and I had the same vibe.
- 5:17Speaker 1: I was like, I realized you said this was like
- 5:20Speaker 1: mostly privately financeered.
- 5:22Speaker 3: Yes, right, And so my question.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Is to people really think that the animals are standing
- 5:28Speaker 1: around there like it's a Disney movie? Do they do
- 5:31Speaker 1: they think that like that's like Bambie's mom and Simba
- 5:35Speaker 1: or planning a meet up there? Right on the bridge,
- 5:38Speaker 1: you know, right across the one on one freeway there,
- 5:40Speaker 1: and you know, I don't know, I just there had.
- 5:43Speaker 3: To be some sort of research done where there were
- 5:45Speaker 3: a lot of animal deaths in that area, crossing, trying
- 5:49Speaker 3: to cross the freeway. That's all I can think of.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's like we're building highways overpasses
- 5:57Speaker 1: for animals. And again I'm like, they don't really no,
- 6:01Speaker 1: like they don't know that's just for them. They don't
- 6:03Speaker 1: even know like highways exist. They just are out and about.
- 6:06Speaker 1: You know, it's you know, it's like some kind of
- 6:10Speaker 1: Pixar fan fiction fiction the endnet. I'm not, Oh, you're
- 6:13Speaker 1: against animals, but no, you hate an animal?
- 6:15Speaker 3: No, they're delicious.
- 6:16Speaker 4: I love it.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Oh No. And now you can see, you know about
- 6:18Speaker 3: the big fires that were here, yes, less than a
- 6:21Speaker 3: year ago, and that's a solid piece of foundation now
- 6:25Speaker 3: from one side to the other, crossing eight lanes whatever.
- 6:29Speaker 3: That is total. So that could be disastrous in the
- 6:33Speaker 3: future and not to be you know, Debbie Downer or
- 6:38Speaker 3: Benny Downer.
- 6:39Speaker 1: It did look danny like those hills were pretty dry,
- 6:42Speaker 1: like it looked like I remember I was talking to
- 6:45Speaker 1: the wife and we're like, man, they got to get
- 6:48Speaker 1: some rain out here or something, because these hills are
- 6:50Speaker 1: starting the ground starting to crack a little bit. And
- 6:53Speaker 1: that's not good. That's that's a bad sign. Man, that's
- 6:56Speaker 1: a bad sign. But any and it's like just a
- 6:58Speaker 1: year ago they had the fires and all ready the
- 7:00Speaker 1: hills were back ready to be ready to.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Burn, unfortunately.
- 7:04Speaker 1: But anyway, we kept going up there and went through Ventura,
- 7:07Speaker 1: which was an absolute asshole of vent I thought Ventura.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Last time I was Ventura, I thought it was nice.
- 7:13Speaker 1: But I guess we went in the wrong part of Ventura.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Holy where did you go in Ventura Main Street?
- 7:20Speaker 3: We I don't know.
- 7:21Speaker 1: We got off the freeway.
- 7:22Speaker 3: We were like, we were.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Driving down one of the big streets in Ventura, and
- 7:27Speaker 1: I guess we went to the wrong part of Ventura.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Oh you were somewhere on Ventura Road. Yeah, dude. They
- 7:32Speaker 3: were like like crackheads. And I saw, oh, yeah, you
- 7:35Speaker 3: were in East Ventura.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Sent in all fold you know you saw that. I
- 7:39Speaker 1: was like, whoa, wow that is I thought I was
- 7:42Speaker 1: back on skid row. I was like, dude, this is beautiful, right,
- 7:44Speaker 1: maybe the ocean.
- 7:45Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
- 7:46Speaker 1: And then we kept going and went up through Santa
- 7:48Speaker 1: Barbara and all that stuff, and we we ended up
- 7:51Speaker 1: getting to Pismo Beach. Now, Pismo Beach is famous for clams,
- 7:56Speaker 1: for monarch butterflies, and that's what they they'll tell.
- 8:00Speaker 3: You right there at Grover Beach.
- 8:02Speaker 1: I would like to report, Danny, that one of those
- 8:04Speaker 1: beautiful monarch butterflies kama Kazi deed itself will kamakazi mission
- 8:09Speaker 1: right into my windshield, oh, much to the dismay of
- 8:13Speaker 1: my wife, who was devastated that this beautiful, bright orange
- 8:18Speaker 1: monarch butterfly had decided to commit butterfly suicide. One of
- 8:24Speaker 1: the great wonders of nature.
- 8:27Speaker 3: And now you know why they are building animal crossings.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Can we do something for the butterfly? Can we put
- 8:32Speaker 1: a net over the highway or something like that. So anyway, listen, Pismo.
- 8:36Speaker 1: To me, those are all cool things. They have a
- 8:38Speaker 1: really nice peer in Pismo. It's beautiful Central California, really cool.
- 8:42Speaker 1: But for me, Pismo is known for one thing and
- 8:44Speaker 1: one thing only, and that one thing, Danny, is the
- 8:47Speaker 1: cinnamon roll Old West cinnamon rolls.
- 8:51Speaker 3: That's it.
- 8:51Speaker 1: That's the whole town. That's it. You can have everything else.
- 8:54Speaker 1: You can have the clams, you can have the butterflies
- 8:56Speaker 1: can flutter off. I don't care. This place is the
- 9:00Speaker 1: in and out of the OUI gooey cinnamon roll. There's
- 9:04Speaker 1: a line out the door. There's people buzzing around there
- 9:06Speaker 1: like that beehive, Like a beehive, Danny.
- 9:10Speaker 3: I would drink a cup of that frosting.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Holy crap. And they really only sell one thing, now
- 9:16Speaker 1: that I know, they have a few other items on
- 9:17Speaker 1: the on the menu, but it's pretty much just five
- 9:20Speaker 1: different ways to get a cinnamon roll. It's finger I
- 9:23Speaker 1: don't care if it's KFC slogan or not. Finger licking,
- 9:25Speaker 1: good napkin soaking. You talk about that sugar topping, Holy crap.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Just awesome slice a heaven, you know, one of the
- 9:34Speaker 1: things that you're just happy to be alive and and
- 9:37Speaker 1: right there. And so we stopped on the way up,
- 9:41Speaker 1: and we then doubled back on the way down because
- 9:45Speaker 1: self controls overrated. Danny tastes like a touchdown in your mouth.
- 9:50Speaker 1: And I actually sold my this is fun. I sold
- 9:52Speaker 1: my wife because she was on the phone with the
- 9:55Speaker 1: cistern in law and she was telling the cistern in
- 9:58Speaker 1: law we stopped in Pismo again sinmin roles, and so
- 10:01Speaker 1: my sister in law was like, oh man, I wish
- 10:03Speaker 1: we had some. So I in my head, right, this
- 10:06Speaker 1: is how I worked, how wired, Danny. I said, you
- 10:08Speaker 1: know how I can get another cinnamon role. I'm gonna
- 10:10Speaker 1: tell the wife, let's do a good mitzvah. Let's buy
- 10:13Speaker 1: some on the way back to give to your sister.
- 10:16Speaker 1: And so she was on board with that. So I
- 10:18Speaker 1: was able to squeeze out another cinnamon roll on the
- 10:21Speaker 1: way back down. Yeah, right, come on. But and it
- 10:25Speaker 1: was it was disguised. It was camouflaghed. It's a veteran
- 10:29Speaker 1: married man move. It was camouflaged as an act of kindness.
- 10:32Speaker 1: But really I just wanted another cinnamon roll on my
- 10:34Speaker 1: belly on the way back down. Tell me I'm down,
- 10:37Speaker 1: marcell I don't even think Marcella knows what a cinnamon
- 10:40Speaker 1: role is. So somewhere we were somewhere north, we went
- 10:43Speaker 1: to hurst Castle. We love the beach at hurst Castle
- 10:46Speaker 1: because there's no one ever there. There's a little pier,
- 10:48Speaker 1: beautiful and it's like you know, lording over the Pacific.
- 10:53Speaker 1: San Simeon, Yes, San Simeon, like the Gatsby Mansion right there.
- 10:57Speaker 1: It's like, it's wild that this guy owned all that land.
- 11:00Speaker 1: That the story of the newspaper empire, the Hurst Empire,
- 11:05Speaker 1: and how he he bought all of that land. He
- 11:08Speaker 1: anything you could see from that Hurst Mansion was was his.
- 11:12Speaker 2: And uh.
- 11:12Speaker 1: And we drove up to the seals, you know, the
- 11:14Speaker 1: sunbathing seals up there. Have you taken cold to see
- 11:17Speaker 1: the seals by the.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Way, have you not yet? No? Oh, yeah, they're great.
- 11:21Speaker 1: They lay around and fart and uh and throw sand
- 11:25Speaker 1: on each other.
- 11:26Speaker 3: And then we we.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Drove for as far as we could drive, as far
- 11:30Speaker 1: as we could drive. We drove up Highway one, and
- 11:34Speaker 1: it disappeared literally into the ocean. It was reclaimed by
- 11:38Speaker 1: mother nature near Big Sur, so we could not go past.
- 11:41Speaker 1: We couldn't even really get the Big Sur because I've
- 11:45Speaker 1: learned that mother Nature does not do eminent domain. She
- 11:49Speaker 1: just swallows up whatever she wants. And this was the
- 11:52Speaker 1: entire road I guess Highway one there.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Yeah, that Highway one has been jacked up.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Yeah, so we we turned around, you know, muttering like
- 12:01Speaker 1: you know, okay, that sucks.
- 12:03Speaker 3: What are we gonna do? Well?
- 12:04Speaker 1: Highway one? I guess they had fixed it, and then
- 12:06Speaker 1: within a couple of months it was back down and so.
- 12:09Speaker 3: That was that.
- 12:10Speaker 1: We went back on our way down I mentioned, we
- 12:12Speaker 1: picked up the cinnamon rolls and we sashi ate our
- 12:14Speaker 1: way across California, went all the way up to Santa
- 12:19Speaker 1: Santa Cruz, well not Santa c San Luis Obispo.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Slow that's what they call it, right, slow. I think
- 12:24Speaker 3: they call it slow sand Loo's Abysins. So that was
- 12:27Speaker 3: my trip. But I was so you guys stopped in
- 12:30Speaker 3: San Luis Obispo. We did. We stopped there a little bit,
- 12:33Speaker 3: and the Madonna In we did. We stuffed.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Of course, my wife loves the Madonna so we stopped by
- 12:39Speaker 1: the Madonna In and we wandered around there. Had a
- 12:43Speaker 1: slice of cake at the Bandanna In, because why not
- 12:45Speaker 1: they have this amazing cake there, and I went through
- 12:48Speaker 1: the gift shop and it was sold out.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Sounds like you guys did a food tour, did a
- 12:55Speaker 3: lot of eating.
- 12:56Speaker 1: You know, why not, don't eat much during the week,
- 12:58Speaker 1: might as well enjoy yourself on the on the road.
- 13:01Speaker 1: We have mailed Danny. We have actual mail, and that
- 13:03Speaker 1: means you know what that means.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Ohio.
- 13:06Speaker 4: Aw, it's.
- 13:21Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this. These are actual letters.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Eno.
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- 13:51Speaker 1: dot com. First question up from Reggie in Motown. Reggie
- 13:55Speaker 1: from Detroit says, Hey, Ben and Danny, it was great
- 13:57Speaker 1: hearing Eddie call into the show this week. However, I
- 14:01Speaker 1: did notice a number of the fans were triggered yet again. Ben,
- 14:04Speaker 1: on social media, they are still blaming you for Eddie
- 14:07Speaker 1: leaving the show. What do you think of this? That
- 14:10Speaker 1: is from Eddie? From Reggie about Eddie. Yeah, Reggie, so
- 14:17Speaker 1: my position has not changed. I will tell you it
- 14:20Speaker 1: is flattering. I love the fact that there are people
- 14:23Speaker 1: that have this passion, and I love the fact that
- 14:26Speaker 1: there are people that think that I have that kind
- 14:28Speaker 1: of power. I am flattered that you think that doing
- 14:31Speaker 1: the overnight show at Fox Sports Radio, I am in
- 14:33Speaker 1: control of the show, that I picked the people I
- 14:35Speaker 1: work with that is outstanding. I am very flattered that
- 14:40Speaker 1: you believe that. And I will be consistent though with
- 14:42Speaker 1: this whole like this outrage over Eddie. Me and Eddie
- 14:44Speaker 1: are friends. We love working together. I did not make
- 14:49Speaker 1: that decision. Who was up to me Eddie would be
- 14:52Speaker 1: back on the show. He did call in, he had
- 14:55Speaker 1: met Sherwin, a listener to the show, And so I
- 14:58Speaker 1: look at it like the way I look at sports.
- 15:00Speaker 1: One thing I was told this by a Dodger executive
- 15:04Speaker 1: thirty five years ago at a meet and greet with
- 15:06Speaker 1: a Dodger executive. He said, listen, we don't care if
- 15:10Speaker 1: you rip the Dodgers. We don't care if the fans
- 15:13Speaker 1: rip the Dodgers. We don't care if they praise the Dodgers.
- 15:16Speaker 1: We don't care about it. You can do whatever you
- 15:17Speaker 1: want as long as you care. The one thing that
- 15:21Speaker 1: we cannot have is apathy. And I go by that mantra. Reggie,
- 15:26Speaker 1: like these people that are still upset blaming me, you're upset.
- 15:31Speaker 1: I get it that means you care. It's not apathy.
- 15:35Speaker 1: This is important to you.
- 15:36Speaker 3: And so you're.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Uneducated on what happened and you're misguided. But those are
- 15:40Speaker 1: separate issues, and so I'm fine.
- 15:43Speaker 3: Yeah, it just shows passion.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Exactly, and that's all. I just want to get passion,
- 15:50Speaker 1: and I get it.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Listen.
- 15:51Speaker 1: I feel like when I was listening to radio and
- 15:55Speaker 1: there somebody would leave a radio show or someone get
- 15:57Speaker 1: whacked at a radio show.
- 15:58Speaker 3: I hated it too.
- 15:59Speaker 4: It sucked.
- 16:00Speaker 1: It sucks at some corporate weasels at different places that
- 16:05Speaker 1: make these decisions, and there a lot of them are
- 16:07Speaker 1: just based on financial situations.
- 16:09Speaker 3: I don't get.
- 16:10Speaker 1: That's not my department. So before I get in trouble,
- 16:14Speaker 1: Scott from Clearwater, Florida rights and says, hey, Ben and Danny.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Back in two thousand, he says, uh, this guy, Scott.
- 16:20Speaker 1: I did my broadcast journalism internship at WKYT and Lexington, Kentucky,
- 16:26Speaker 1: and while there I shot some Bengals games on the sidelines.
- 16:30Speaker 1: I also had to drive the Louisville a number of times. Now,
- 16:33Speaker 1: back when they existed, I read newspapers every day while
- 16:37Speaker 1: I ate lunch in Louisville. The newspaper was evenly split
- 16:40Speaker 1: between Big ten and the SEC. For sports. Lexington is
- 16:44Speaker 1: all SEC. I would propose to you then, that the
- 16:49Speaker 1: college town of Louisville is the line, the point of
- 16:52Speaker 1: demarcation between the Midwest and the south Cincinnati. That's two ends.
- 16:59Speaker 1: One is north of Louisville, therefore it's in the Midwest. Also,
- 17:06Speaker 1: I think when you sound out Cincinnati, it should be
- 17:10Speaker 1: one N and two T's any thoughts there. I think
- 17:14Speaker 1: that's the bigger injustice here. So it sounds to me
- 17:17Speaker 1: Danny like Scott does not like the way I say Cincinnati,
- 17:21Speaker 1: just not like that. But that's my tribute. Remember the
- 17:25Speaker 1: show w k RP and Cincinnati. That's why I say
- 17:29Speaker 1: it like that Cincinnati, because they used to say on
- 17:32Speaker 1: the show like that. We've had this long standing debate.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Is Cincinnati a southern city or is it a Midwestern
- 17:39Speaker 1: city a northern city? And the people of Cincinnati get
- 17:44Speaker 1: very offended when you say that they're a southern city.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Yet when I've flown into Cincinnati's airport to change planes,
- 17:51Speaker 1: it's in Kentucky, which I consider a southern state, the
- 17:55Speaker 1: state of Kentucky, So.
- 17:59Speaker 3: That's it.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I don't know that you really answer the questions got
- 18:02Speaker 1: to you. Louisville so like the South the North South
- 18:05Speaker 1: line cuts through through Louisville, Kentucky.
- 18:10Speaker 3: So fine. I feel like I'm more confused now.
- 18:13Speaker 1: I know, right, Alf from the Q Rights and he says,
- 18:16Speaker 1: what's your favorite podcast Ben and Danny that you're not
- 18:20Speaker 1: personally involved in? From Alf Danny, do you have a
- 18:27Speaker 1: favorite pod that you listen to? We both work in
- 18:29Speaker 1: audio content, so is there something that you listen to
- 18:32Speaker 1: on your downtime?
- 18:34Speaker 3: No, To be honest, I have my hands full with
- 18:37Speaker 3: the podcasts I'm involved with. I'm usually listening to those
- 18:41Speaker 3: to make sure that technically everything is sound. I don't
- 18:45Speaker 3: have free time to listen to other podcasts.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Yeah, so I try not to listen to too much
- 18:50Speaker 1: stuff because I've talked about this Danny.
- 18:54Speaker 3: You know, we work together for a long time.
- 18:55Speaker 1: I don't want to take someone else's stick, and I'm
- 18:59Speaker 1: always concerned if I listen to someone else in like
- 19:01Speaker 1: sports radio or something like that, Well.
- 19:03Speaker 3: It could be a non sports podcast.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Yeah, like what normally will happen. I have a pretty
- 19:08Speaker 1: long drive in from the north Woods when I go
- 19:11Speaker 1: to the Mothership, which is more times than I used
- 19:15Speaker 1: to go to the Mothership. And so I'm in the
- 19:17Speaker 1: car a lot to and from and I do have
- 19:20Speaker 1: some time where i could consume audio content, but I'm
- 19:22Speaker 1: normally trying to, Like on the way there, on the
- 19:25Speaker 1: way into the studio, I'm trying to think about the show.
- 19:31Speaker 1: So I'm like thinking about what I'm going to talk about.
- 19:33Speaker 1: And then on the way home, I don't want to
- 19:36Speaker 1: think about anything. You know, you want to unplug. You
- 19:39Speaker 1: just want to My voice is always shredded at the
- 19:41Speaker 1: end of the show these days since Eddie left, and
- 19:43Speaker 1: so I just want quiet. I'm like a Buddhist monk
- 19:46Speaker 1: sitting there on the There's no traffic when I'm driving home,
- 19:49Speaker 1: but I'm just sitting there and I want.
- 19:51Speaker 3: I want to talk.
- 19:51Speaker 1: And normally what happens alf is I will have someone
- 19:55Speaker 1: will send me something like I'll have people like my
- 19:58Speaker 1: radio buddies. Hey, you got to hear with you this
- 20:00Speaker 1: guy was on like Joe.
- 20:01Speaker 3: Rogan or something. You got to hear this, or there's.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Some you know, people know I'm into a weird UFO crap,
- 20:08Speaker 1: you know, the old art bell stuff. Art's long dead,
- 20:11Speaker 1: And so somebody will send me some alien story that
- 20:14Speaker 1: was on a podcast or something like that. So I'll
- 20:17Speaker 1: I'll get that content and I'll listen.
- 20:21Speaker 3: But you know, regularly, no, I might.
- 20:24Speaker 1: I might have some music or something like that on
- 20:27Speaker 1: in the in the background. Just kind of calm myself
- 20:30Speaker 1: down a little bit. But how boring are we, Danny?
- 20:32Speaker 1: I mean, my god, It's something we do for a living.
- 20:36Speaker 1: So that's kind of like asking a football player, what's
- 20:39Speaker 1: your favorite football game to watch other than the football
- 20:42Speaker 1: game you were in, And a lot of players will
- 20:44Speaker 1: be like, I'm full with the football. I don't need
- 20:47Speaker 1: to watch it in my spare time as well.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Yeah, I's like that OnlyFans model. You talk to, Danny.
- 20:52Speaker 1: They don't want to parade around in their bikinis when
- 20:54Speaker 1: they're not, you know, when they're not working. They want
- 20:57Speaker 1: to wear their moumu when they're not they're not working.
- 20:59Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying, they don't want to walk around
- 21:01Speaker 1: for those onlyfan photos. Let's see what do we have here?
- 21:04Speaker 1: What is next? We have Barry in South Carolina? Yo, Yo, Ma,
- 21:09Speaker 1: Bennie and Danny g on the mailbag. He says, Hey, guys, Ben,
- 21:12Speaker 1: do you think blind Scott really talks to all these
- 21:16Speaker 1: other p ones. He says he does blind Scott or
- 21:20Speaker 1: BS claims he speaks knows text with Alf the illan opiner,
- 21:25Speaker 1: Mike de Leprechaun, Jed who fled Marked, the full Name Guy,
- 21:28Speaker 1: and even new masshole Mickey. I am calling BS. He says,
- 21:34Speaker 1: also any update on Angry Bill from Barry, So I'll
- 21:38Speaker 1: take the Angry Bill thing first. Angry Bill has not
- 21:41Speaker 1: been a regular caller of the last month or two
- 21:44Speaker 1: months or so, has had some major health problems. He
- 21:48Speaker 1: did call in and one time one time about a
- 21:53Speaker 1: month ago, about a month ago, and he had mentioned
- 21:56Speaker 1: he had asked some health problems, but he didn't get
- 21:58Speaker 1: into it. Angry Bill is such a gruff New Jersey
- 22:01Speaker 1: guy that you can tell he's going through a bunch
- 22:05Speaker 1: of stuff, like things are not going well. He's had
- 22:08Speaker 1: a tough life physically and things are not great for him.
- 22:12Speaker 1: But he's also the guy that's not gonna bitch about
- 22:14Speaker 1: it and complain about it. He's not your standard young
- 22:18Speaker 1: person today that wants to wallow in victimhood like Angry Bill,
- 22:23Speaker 1: but certainly claim man, I've had a tough life. I
- 22:26Speaker 1: went to jail for robin a bank I've had to live,
- 22:28Speaker 1: I've had to work into my sixties. Here my body's
- 22:31Speaker 1: falling apart. But he hasn't done that, Like he just like, yeah,
- 22:33Speaker 1: I got some crap, I got some things that are
- 22:35Speaker 1: wrong with me and all that stuff, and he he
- 22:38Speaker 1: doesn't complain. So I don't know. Other than that, I
- 22:41Speaker 1: don't know what's going As far as blind Scott. The
- 22:44Speaker 1: way I will answer that one is it depends Barry,
- 22:47Speaker 1: which of blind Scott's seven personalities you're talking about, Like,
- 22:52Speaker 1: there is no course blind Scott does communicate with other
- 22:56Speaker 1: fans of the show, how much he communicates and what
- 23:01Speaker 1: they talk about.
- 23:02Speaker 3: I have no idea. I sit down, I have no idea.
- 23:06Speaker 1: I I do know that Scott has has just been
- 23:09Speaker 1: absolutely carpet bombing my email to the point where I
- 23:13Speaker 1: can't even go through my email because it's all blind Scott,
- 23:17Speaker 1: blind Scott, blind Scott blind It's you know, him yelling
- 23:21Speaker 1: at me for things that I'm doing on our show suck.
- 23:26Speaker 3: He was always one of the funniest characters back in
- 23:28Speaker 3: the day when I worked on your Overnight show.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Oh, blind Scott's one of the great Overnight characters. And
- 23:35Speaker 1: I have nothing bad it's his contribution to the show
- 23:38Speaker 1: has been next level. Some of the other crap where
- 23:41Speaker 1: he threatens to quit the show every week and thinks
- 23:43Speaker 1: he's not getting enough credit for what he does and
- 23:45Speaker 1: you know like this, and he he'll complain to me
- 23:48Speaker 1: about interactions with other fans of the show Danny and
- 23:52Speaker 1: my response, I wrote back, I said, listen, you know
- 23:55Speaker 1: this is I forget exactly what I said.
- 23:57Speaker 3: I was like, listen, when you're when you put yourself
- 23:59Speaker 3: out there and you're you're.
- 24:00Speaker 1: A character on the show, people are not gonna like that.
- 24:02Speaker 1: People get jealous. Everyone wants the attention, but you got
- 24:06Speaker 1: to ignore it. Just don't interact with it. That's what
- 24:08Speaker 1: I That's why I don't go on I don't go
- 24:09Speaker 1: on X anymore during the day because I don't want
- 24:12Speaker 1: to deal with the bull crap.
- 24:13Speaker 3: I'll go I'll go on.
- 24:14Speaker 1: There because the company will ask me to send something
- 24:17Speaker 1: out a video or I have something that I need
- 24:21Speaker 1: to promote, and I call her a drive by, I'll send.
- 24:25Speaker 1: I'll go on there, I'll click send it and I'm out.
- 24:27Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm out.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Skis you know, and that's it. Maybe I'll I'll check
- 24:30Speaker 1: somebody sends me a private message. I might check that
- 24:32Speaker 1: every once in a while, but that's it. So I'm
- 24:35Speaker 1: not I'm not in that world. But anyway, JJ from
- 24:38Speaker 1: the Bay rights in. He says there was a big
- 24:41Speaker 1: debate online this week, and he says, Ben, I know
- 24:45Speaker 1: you're not a music guy, but I want to know
- 24:46Speaker 1: Danny G's thoughts. Who do you think should headline the
- 24:50Speaker 1: super Bowl. It's here in the Bay Area in February.
- 24:56Speaker 1: That's right.
- 24:56Speaker 3: It's gonna be northern California. It's not gonna happened, But
- 25:00Speaker 3: it should be Metallica. It really should. I mean they've
- 25:05Speaker 3: they've done because they've done hip hop a couple of
- 25:07Speaker 3: years in a row. Metallica have Bay Area roots that
- 25:12Speaker 3: I think would be an amazing show. For years, people
- 25:14Speaker 3: have asked for Metallica to do halftime at the super Bowl.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad JJ asked you, Danny, because my position
- 25:21Speaker 1: on halftime is they could put anyone out there. I
- 25:24Speaker 1: don't care unless they're showing their boobs like Janet Jackson.
- 25:27Speaker 3: I'm gonna go be.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Getting popcorn or whatever at halftime. I'm I'm watching, you know,
- 25:31Speaker 1: get my snacks at halftime.
- 25:33Speaker 3: I'm not y yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mister anti
- 25:36Speaker 3: bumper music.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Oh oh exactly exactly. Now, if Taylor Swift does it,
- 25:41Speaker 1: that'll lead to the conspiracy. Well, the Chiefs are going
- 25:44Speaker 1: to win the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift's going to be
- 25:46Speaker 1: performing at halftime, that whole thing will pop up again.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Mickey from Ohio right, since says, Hey, Ben and Danny,
- 25:53Speaker 1: I know this is not a pop culture podcast, but
- 25:55Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney commented on the outrage over her bathwater soap,
- 26:03Speaker 1: and she said it was mostly girls making comments about it, and.
- 26:09Speaker 3: Mickey wanted to get our thoughts on that.
- 26:11Speaker 1: I didn't see these comments, but I guess I guess
- 26:14Speaker 1: she was saying that men didn't care about it, but
- 26:16Speaker 1: women were upset. But isn't that that's like, not really surprising, right, Danny,
- 26:21Speaker 1: isn't that.
- 26:21Speaker 3: Kind of Yeah, women are caddy against other women who
- 26:24Speaker 3: have big boobs.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of jealous of other good looking women
- 26:31Speaker 1: to get a lot of attention. I don't think that's new.
- 26:33Speaker 1: I think that's kind of always been the way it is.
- 26:35Speaker 1: And I yeah, all right, thank you for that. Let's
- 26:39Speaker 1: see who is next, Kevin. Kevin writes in to the
- 26:44Speaker 1: fifth Hour podcast Real fifth Hour, by the way, Real
- 26:47Speaker 1: fifth Hour at gmail dot com and says a good idea,
- 26:53Speaker 1: bad idea, guys. He says, there's a new smartphone for
- 26:57Speaker 1: children that will automatically block nudes. That's Kevin, want to
- 27:02Speaker 1: know what we thought about that?
- 27:05Speaker 3: Yeah, how does that work? How does it know?
- 27:09Speaker 1: See the twigging berries and all of a sudden they
- 27:11Speaker 1: block it. They see the boobies and that's it. They
- 27:14Speaker 1: see the bote and they say nay, nay to the
- 27:17Speaker 1: butte finish here it is. Kevin sent the sorry finished
- 27:22Speaker 1: phone company Human Mobile Devices, which also involved with Nokia Hansys.
- 27:29Speaker 1: They developed the phone in response to widespread concern from
- 27:33Speaker 1: parents about standard smartphones. So, yeah, I don't know, Like
- 27:40Speaker 1: what's well, we as young guys, Danny, we had to
- 27:45Speaker 1: go find porn. Like porn didn't find us. We had
- 27:48Speaker 1: to go find porn, right, you had to whether it
- 27:50Speaker 1: was national geographic magazines or or catalogs.
- 27:58Speaker 3: Yeah, or the section.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, remember that there was that there were varying
- 28:05Speaker 1: degrees growing up back in the Stone Age, like we
- 28:07Speaker 1: grew up, Danny, where like you were always fascinated growing up,
- 28:11Speaker 1: you going through puberty.
- 28:12Speaker 3: About the the other.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Party's bodies, and so you you maybe come across a playboy,
- 28:19Speaker 1: like you had the uncle's playboy or something. But then
- 28:21Speaker 1: every once in a while somebody would get access to
- 28:24Speaker 1: a penthouse and that was danny. Yeah, that was next level.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Oh that was we thought that was hardcore exactly. I mean,
- 28:31Speaker 1: because you get like a playboy, you think, oh, boy,
- 28:33Speaker 1: that's porn. But then somebody with some of the one
- 28:35Speaker 1: of the boys would get a penhouse. Oh my god,
- 28:38Speaker 1: what is that? You know, it was ridiculous.
- 28:42Speaker 3: So Benny, my older brother, found a playboy at my
- 28:45Speaker 3: uncle's and we had to do yard work outside for
- 28:49Speaker 3: my grandmother. My grandmother's house is where he was living.
- 28:52Speaker 3: We would like rake the leaves we were kids. We'd
- 28:55Speaker 3: rake the leaves in every ten minutes. My brother would say,
- 28:57Speaker 3: all right, let's take a break, and during the he
- 29:00Speaker 3: would open up the playboy. We'd look at the pictures
- 29:02Speaker 3: and he'd be like, all right, breaks over, and then
- 29:04Speaker 3: we'd start doing the yard work again.
- 29:07Speaker 1: They were giving you motivation. The photos were giving you motivation.
- 29:10Speaker 3: They they really were.
- 29:12Speaker 1: When we were in I think it was like sixth
- 29:16Speaker 1: or seventh grade, one of my buddies who was a
- 29:19Speaker 1: little sheltered a Mormon kid, not that that I mean,
- 29:24Speaker 1: he was just religious where his family was religious, and
- 29:27Speaker 1: he didn't get out a lot. And he I remember
- 29:30Speaker 1: he figured out that they had a bunch of national
- 29:33Speaker 1: geographics in the classroom, and he figured out that it
- 29:36Speaker 1: had there was a couple of issues that had these
- 29:40Speaker 1: women from Africa who did not wear like shirts, you know,
- 29:44Speaker 1: and he was like it was amazed by this, and
- 29:47Speaker 1: he kept he was obsessed with these national geographics to
- 29:51Speaker 1: the point where the teacher figured it out and then
- 29:56Speaker 1: ripped literally ripped the pages out of the national geographic
- 29:59Speaker 1: that had the the naked women. There were a lot
- 30:04Speaker 1: of boobs. There were a lot of boobs.
- 30:08Speaker 3: So that was that was interesting. That was that was
- 30:12Speaker 3: interesting for sure.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Believer. Oh that's a great that's a good one.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Play that again. Yeah, yes, that is from our friend Cowboy.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Boo.
- 30:26Speaker 3: Believer. Oh that is so good, I cowboy John.
- 30:32Speaker 1: I am smiling from ear to ear. I am that
- 30:35Speaker 1: is great. We'll do a couple more. Steven from Phoenix, right,
- 30:39Speaker 1: since says, hey, Ben and Danny, I know you guys
- 30:42Speaker 1: have talked about this restaurant in the past. Did you
- 30:45Speaker 1: see that Cracker Barrel has a new logo for the
- 30:48Speaker 1: first time in almost fifty years. Is this an upgrade
- 30:51Speaker 1: or a downgrade?
- 30:53Speaker 3: Not just a new logo. They renovated the insides and
- 30:57Speaker 3: outsides of how these restaurants look now.
- 31:00Speaker 1: So I saw the logo I have not seen I've
- 31:02Speaker 1: not been to a Cracker Barrel in a long time,
- 31:04Speaker 1: although every time I visit, I've only been there one time.
- 31:06Speaker 1: But my father in law, who lives in North Carolina
- 31:10Speaker 1: most of the year, now loves Cracker Barrel. So I imagine
- 31:13Speaker 1: next time I visit North Carolina, we will go to
- 31:15Speaker 1: a cracker Barrel again. Although there are cracker barrels in
- 31:19Speaker 1: the area, the one in Santa Maria. I stopped in
- 31:21Speaker 1: Santa Maria on my way up. I go to Costco
- 31:23Speaker 1: and Santa Maria to get gas. When I go up
- 31:25Speaker 1: to the California coast, they closed the Cracker Barrel.
- 31:29Speaker 3: I don't like.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I'm going thumbs down Dan on the new logo. I
- 31:31Speaker 1: don't like it's too basic. I think it's it takes
- 31:34Speaker 1: away the ethos of what cracker barrel wash was. The
- 31:38Speaker 1: old guy, some would say, the Cracker Danny in the photo.
- 31:42Speaker 3: There the logo. So I don't know. I just I
- 31:45Speaker 3: don't like it. I think Cracker hands down the greatest
- 31:48Speaker 3: cracker of all time.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Yes, last one from Mike In Parts Unknown, he says, Hey, bandon, Danny,
- 31:57Speaker 1: did you see the White House is getting a ticked page?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Weren't they trying to get rid of TikTok? What is
- 32:03Speaker 1: this about China? I'm not on TikTok? Are you on TikTok?
- 32:09Speaker 3: Danny?
- 32:09Speaker 1: G I'm not on TikTok? So I don't know what.
- 32:11Speaker 1: I assume they're trying to reach people. That's why they're
- 32:13Speaker 1: doing that.
- 32:14Speaker 3: Obviously, I'm not on there either. I don't what do
- 32:17Speaker 3: you want me to say?
- 32:18Speaker 1: And it's it's politics. Everyone's a hypocrite and politics that's
- 32:22Speaker 1: just the way it is. That's just how they operate.
- 32:25Speaker 1: So that's that's all all right. We'll get out on that, Danny.
- 32:29Speaker 1: I will be back tonight in the main main studio
- 32:34Speaker 1: there in the Oaks in beautiful Sherman Oaks, And we
- 32:37Speaker 1: may or may not have a rare and appropriate in
- 32:40Speaker 1: studio stop by from a friend from Chicago who might
- 32:44Speaker 1: be stopping by. I have not heard from him. I
- 32:47Speaker 1: don't believe I've heard of him. I hope he'll be
- 32:48Speaker 1: coming by. And uh, what about you guys, Corvino and
- 32:51Speaker 1: rich Danny, you'll be back?
- 32:52Speaker 4: No?
- 32:52Speaker 1: Is it a normal week now? Football season is about
- 32:55Speaker 1: to start, so it's the vacation over.
- 32:57Speaker 3: Or will you be doing some weird hours? No? Normal week.
- 32:59Speaker 3: So we'll be on Monday for afternoon drive five to
- 33:02Speaker 3: seven pm on the East coast. That means two to
- 33:05Speaker 3: four pm on the West side in beautiful king City, California.
- 33:10Speaker 1: Right or Kingman, Arizona. You do king In Arizona, Right,
- 33:14Speaker 1: I'm route sixty six sorright. I'll be back tonight eleven
- 33:17Speaker 1: pm on Sunday night in the west.
- 33:19Speaker 3: That's two am early.
- 33:21Speaker 1: Monday morning in the East. Have a wonderful, great Sunday
- 33:27Speaker 1: and we'll talk all week and we'll see you then later.
- 33:31Speaker 3: Skater got a murder. I gotta go.