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No one wants an Adirondack chair! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  I want to read this text really quick here.
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  You had just mentioned that you were eyeballing a well all the sales, by the way.
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  This starts with all the sales are over.
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  All the Memorial Day stuff that you were like, oh yeah, that's gonna be great.
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  Oh, he extended it, thank God I can do it.
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  And then you're like, oh, I missed it.
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  And it happened to me because I was looking at and it would just happen so happened to be Memorial Day week.
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  I was looking at patio furniture and it was a slamming deal.
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  And then all of a sudden I went to go buy it now because we got paid on the last day of the month.
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  So on June 1st, I clicked on this patio furniture and it went up exponentially.
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  So retailers are good at this.
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  They know June is the month where there's nothing, you know, there's no big holiday to big promote around it.
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  Uh I mean July 4th is coming, we know that, but that's a ways out.
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  So June, you know, we're this is your pay full price month.
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  It feels like eon's away, 4th of July.
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  And uh Crystal sent this over.
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  She said, uh Target has Adirondack chairs for$25.
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  No.
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  There's a reason that an Adirondack chair has now dropped to$25.
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  First of all, I don't need it to feel like I'm doing an ab workout when I am sitting in this chair.
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  I always I have a double chair.
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  It's not comfortable.
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  Oh, I hate an Adirondack chair.
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  Ellie's leaned all the way back at it.
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  You're lucky your chair didn't just flip over.
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  I hate it so much.
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  You're sitting on the ground practically.
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  Right.
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  You know, you know where an Adirondack chair works?
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  Wait, wait.
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  Me getting up is like, huh.
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  Oh my god, you have to roll over and get on your knees.
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  And and I know it's like, I'm just here for a cookout.
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  20 years old, you're still rolling over on your knees to get up to be able to get a hot dog.
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  Adirondack chairs belong in one place.
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  The Adirondacks at an old motel that somehow still looks very, very well kept.
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  They're always on the side of the road, too.
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  And I every time I drive by, I'm like, nobody wants you.
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  No, so there's a reason they're$25.
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  The bastard camping chair.
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  Oh, God, they suck.
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  They do really suck.
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  And then moving them, they're 189 pounds.
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  Even the plastic ones.
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  I don't care.
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  There's no way to pick it up to be able to make it easy.
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  Right.
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  Like you.
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  Again, I have a double chin.
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  I'm like, I hate the Adirondack chair.
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  Yeah.
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  You know what would be worse than an Adirondack chair?
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  An Adirondack couch.
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  Oh my God.
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  Yeah.
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  No, I don't need to try to like roll over on someone else just to get off the couch.
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  So true.
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  Adirondack chairs need to go to Adirondack Hell.
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  Oh my God, they suck.
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  They really do.
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  Now you know why they're 25 bucks.
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  All right, on to another thing that also stays within the theme of things we've talked about this week on the show.
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  What?
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  So this week, earlier in the show, and I thought it was pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie.
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  What?
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  The bird in a bag.
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  The bird in a bag.
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  Yes.
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  Yes, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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  This was on our stories.
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  I don't think it's up anymore.
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  Oh, it's on our Facebook, you can go see it.
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  Oh, is it?
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  Okay.
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  So I was at a place.
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  Well, okay, I was at Lydia's school, and I thought this was the coolest thing.
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  And I couldn't wait to tell you because Zach's a bird nerd, and I'm like, no, he ain't no bird nerd.
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  This lady, bird nerd.
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  Okay.
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  She brings her cockatiel in a I mean a backpack.
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  It's a high-end backpack.
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  It's it what's crazy about it is not only, of course it's see-through, so you can see it in all its beauty, but it even has a little perch in there.
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  It's the cutest little thing, honestly.
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  I thought it was the coolest thing.
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  I mean, what am I finding?
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  I don't know.
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  I didn't ask her.
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  Remember, I told you I was too scared to talk to her.
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  You should have sent Lydia.
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  I do.
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  Well, what am I getting?
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  Yeah, but no, Lydia was she wasn't sitting with me.
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  She was in school.
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  We were waiting to be brought into the school through the security measures.
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  I figured, I figured that after her whatever you were there for, her song, dance, t-shirt, pizza, popcorn day.
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  All in one.
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  Yes.
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  There it was.
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  I figured that Lydia would come and be like, Dad, dad, dad.
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  And then you can be like, Lydia, go ask that lady, whatever.
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  That's the bird lady of Elmira what the deal is.
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  But I just thought anyway, it was something I'd never seen, and I thought it was cool.
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  But now we come to this.
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  There's a parakeet, it's on the loose in this Scottish suburb, and it's being blamed for causing thousands of dollars in damage thanks to its pecker.
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  That's right, by pecking away at the rubber parts of people's cars.
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  Here's Angus.
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  It'd be nice if it was caught humanely and taken away.
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  And obviously it's domesticated bird.
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  So somebody could look after it.
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  Putting a cover in your car is a solution.
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  But every time you go it, you've got to take the cover off, and it's not ideal.
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  Okay, I don't know a thing Angus is saying, but because he has the Scottish accent, I'm gonna let him finish.
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  So now my car is so badly damaged, I'm not sure it could do any more damage, so I'm just leaving it until I need to change my car and then I'll get it fixed.
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  By which time it will be resolved, hopefully.
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  Yep, that's right, Angie.
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  This reminds me of Cup half full all the time.
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  When we were in New England, me and my two girlfriends, we walked into a restaurant and some guy was speaking with a with a British accent.
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  And she legit looks at me and she's like, I don't know.
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  I don't know what he's saying.
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  I'm like, How do I put on the subtitles in real life?