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Ready or Not 2 · Cuff’s Basement

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  Speaker 1: Well, Ryan, I just want to say that none of
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: the allegations that Julia posted online about me are true
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  Speaker 1: at all. I'm also like a little annoyed there was
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: no allegations against you whatsoever because she kind of worked
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: with both of us. But I obviously deny everything. And
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff is just totally unfair. Like
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: she said I have a drinking problem. That is just
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  Speaker 1: way off base. Way off base. So... Anyways, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of got bad vibes from her. I thought
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: she was kind of a snake. What were your impressions
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  Speaker 1: of Julia working with her?
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  Speaker 2: She was fine.
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  Speaker 3: We really, really need help around here. So it would
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: be great to have someone to do some of the work.
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  Speaker 1: Can you pass me the Yukon Jack?
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  Speaker 2: I can.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you were saying that the half sea ice, half
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  Speaker 1: Yukon Jack is called a what?
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  Speaker 2: Craig was saying it.
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  Speaker 4: I liked the Yukon Freeze. Yukon Freeze.
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  Speaker 1: Yukon Freeze. So it's half sea ice, half Yukon Jack. Well,
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: bottoms up, boys. Yukon Freeze. To Julia, R.I.P., although she's
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  Speaker 1: a dirty liar. That was terrible. That was really, truly terrible.
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  Speaker 1: But anyways, that girl needs help. Welcome back to the
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: spooky series of Cuff's Basement. We are continuing our Halloween
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: podcast series. We already drank a zombie ice beer. Ryan's
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  Speaker 1: having a little... What is that, Ryan?
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be called a Frostenstein. It's going to
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  Speaker 3: be the Frosted S'mores and Frankenstein Buzzball mixed together. It's
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  Speaker 3: been so great.
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  Speaker 2: Knowing everybody here. Yeah, I don't want that at all.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this trooper. That's disgusting. Do you hear that person?
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like Pepto-Bismol.
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  Speaker 1: It absolutely looks like Pepto-Bismol. And I also have a
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  Speaker 1: frosted brown sugar cinnamon.
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  Speaker 2: Not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Actually.
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  Speaker 4: You combine them, it's way better than individual.
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  Speaker 1: Pour me one.
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  Speaker 2: I fucking knew it, so I was going to respond.
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  Speaker 4: Pour me one.
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  Speaker 1: Pour me a Pepto.
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  Speaker 2: I think I see another chapter of the Great Gatsby.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say it looks like Nesquik's Strawberry milk.
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  Speaker 2: Great call out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but I bet it doesn't taste like it.
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  Speaker 4: Sure doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Shelf warm.
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  Speaker 1: This is a combination of Frankentini Buzzball.
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  Speaker 2: And Frosted S'mores Buzzball brought to you by Pop-Tarts.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's way better than the Frankentini.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 2: It is way better. It's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: We also have Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart Buzzball.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. Oops.
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  Speaker 1: Just spilled it everywhere. Pour yourself some of that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to rinse my hand off.
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  Speaker 3: It's very brown. The chocolate latte color?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. The good thing is the sponsors of Buzzball told
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  Speaker 1: me 100% guarantee no hangover no matter how much you drink. Weird.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Kind of weird.
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  Speaker 2: Very strong maple syrup taste.
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  Speaker 1: No, like cinnamon maple syrup taste.
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  Speaker 4: Like cinnamon Bailey's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not good.
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  Speaker 2: What's up with the frosted?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They shouldn't. Is the frosted description just a way for
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  Speaker 2: them to get away with the color? The milky color?
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  Speaker 1: Ugh.
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  Speaker 2: Frosted brown sugar cinnamon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So, we're here for another Halloween podcast with Ryan, myself,
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  Speaker 1: I believe my name is Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: Your name is Tim.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. And we have Mr. Craig O'Coin.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Excited to be back again.
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  Speaker 1: Yikes. We got a whole cocktail sloshing around in my
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  Speaker 1: stomach right now of different.
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  Speaker 2: We have a breakfast buffet.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: Elixirs that Craig brought. It's been a good night. We
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  Speaker 1: are going to talk about a sequel to a movie
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  Speaker 1: that we covered how long ago? Was that two years ago?
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  Speaker 4: That was closer to two years ago. I'll give you
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  Speaker 4: a date. October 2024, two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: All right. And that was the film Ready or Not.
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  Speaker 1: I loved Ready or Not. Loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan did. Craig did. As far as a horror movie goes,
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  Speaker 1: horror movie tier list, I would give this maybe like
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  Speaker 1: an A.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go. The cat maker is back.
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  Speaker 2: A little ahead of its time on one thing, but
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  Speaker 2: it's horrible on the other.
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  Speaker 1: And Ready or Not was a 2019 film. I think so, right?
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  Speaker 4: Sounds right. Is it 2019?
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  Speaker 1: I'd have to look it up.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan and Craig are here to fact check for me.
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  Speaker 4: I just pulled up my Ready or Not 2019. I
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  Speaker 4: just pulled up my Ready or Not notes from 2019.
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  Speaker 2: Two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And Craig, in like a one to two minute summary,
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  Speaker 1: can you describe Ready or Not's plot?
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  Speaker 4: So, Grace, who's getting married, and she's marrying into a
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  Speaker 4: very rich, very powerful family. And as tradition, they have
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  Speaker 4: to play a game after the wedding. And you realize
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  Speaker 4: that the bride, Samara, weaving, is up. Her character name
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  Speaker 4: is Grace. Sorry, I just called her her actor name.
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  Speaker 4: It has to play a game. And the game is
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  Speaker 4: hide and seek. And you find out that this family,
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  Speaker 4: this very wealthy, powerful family, worships Satan. They made a
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  Speaker 4: deal with Satan. And the game is that Grace has
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  Speaker 4: to survive until dawn to win. Otherwise, the family has
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  Speaker 4: to kill her. Um, and so they go through a
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  Speaker 4: long hunt, right? You realize that like the main character
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  Speaker 4: is like, Hey, this is a joke. Ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 4: And she realizes pretty quickly, no, this is serious. And
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  Speaker 4: she's on the run for her life.
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  Speaker 1: Just to add a little bit more color. So this
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  Speaker 1: is a family of billionaires who own a gaming empire
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  Speaker 1: and you, you pull it. So in the podcast I
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  Speaker 1: said this, this machine shits out a card and Ryan said,
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  Speaker 1: shits out. But, uh, It can give you any game.
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  Speaker 1: And if it's like chess, you just play chess. If
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  Speaker 1: it's checkers, you play checkers.
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  Speaker 4: Good call out.
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  Speaker 1: But if it's hide and seek, that's like manhunt to
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  Speaker 1: the death.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't want to pull hide and seek, but
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  Speaker 1: Samara Weaving did. Grace did. Continue, Craig.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so she's on the run, all movie. She
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  Speaker 4: pretty much is incredibly injured throughout the entire film. But
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  Speaker 4: she finds a way... to survive until the end, until dawn,
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  Speaker 4: and the family, I believe they call it, explodes in
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  Speaker 4: the movie. It's a great visual effect. Just a pile
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  Speaker 4: of blood and guts and whatnot gets exploded all over everyone.
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  Speaker 4: And you realize that she wins. She won the game.
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  Speaker 4: She made it till dawn without dying, and so therefore
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  Speaker 4: the rest of the whole family is now dead. And
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  Speaker 4: she wins.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and the, like, The whole time you're thinking this
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  Speaker 1: curse that if Grace survives until Dawn, the family dies,
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  Speaker 1: like that's the deal with the devil. You think it's bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: and the whole movie you're like, they're all crazy, this
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  Speaker 1: isn't real. Then you realize at the end of the
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  Speaker 1: movie it was real. Grace won the game, and they
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  Speaker 1: all spontaneously combust. That was part of their deal with
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  Speaker 1: the devil. So sounds crazy to describe it really quickly,
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  Speaker 1: but it is an awesome movie. And I think that
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  Speaker 1: why it's more relevant now is it's about, like, The
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  Speaker 1: excesses of rich people and how they get away with everything.
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  Speaker 1: And poor people are fucked and are just like pawns
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  Speaker 1: in their game. And this is sort of Grace. We
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  Speaker 1: talked about how I said there was like three kinds
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  Speaker 1: of women in these movies. There's complete unrealistic badasses that
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  Speaker 1: are ninjas like Mila Jovovich and Resident Evil. Yes. There's
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  Speaker 1: complete damsels in distress like Jamie Lee Curtis and Halloween. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's women who are like, no, fuck this.
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  Speaker 1: And they fight back like Ellen Ripley and alien.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, Samara weaving is like an Ellen Ripley
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  Speaker 1: and she's bad-ass and she's so sexy and like gets
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  Speaker 1: fucked up in this movie, but it's, it's, it's just
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  Speaker 1: bad-ass like middle fingers in the air. Fuck this family.
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  Speaker 1: And I just loved it. Loved it. Loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Loved it.
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  Speaker 4: Loved it.
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  Speaker 1: So it was a surprise, huge hit. It made a
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  Speaker 1: ton of money. Um, It is, so it's budget of
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  Speaker 1: $ 6 million. It made $ 60. Ten times its budget. This
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  Speaker 1: had a budget of $ 14, which is still really low. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it made $ 45. So three times its budget. But
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  Speaker 1: we decided, this is one of the rare times, I
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  Speaker 1: say I don't like to do this, and maybe this
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  Speaker 1: podcast will be an example as to why. I say
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to commit to doing a podcast. before
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  Speaker 1: I've seen the movie but I was so sure of
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  Speaker 1: this I was like loved Ready or Not we should
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  Speaker 1: definitely do I hadn't seen it I was like we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a Ready or Not 2 pod with Craig and
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  Speaker 1: Craig agreed thank you Craig so I'll just start off
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  Speaker 1: and say didn't like this Didn't like Ready or Not 2.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't like it. Thought it was bad. This is why
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  Speaker 1: I don't do this, guys.
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  Speaker 4: It was not nearly as good as the first. The
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  Speaker 4: first was fantastic. There were some parts that I liked
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  Speaker 4: about this one, but no, it's a sequel, and it
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  Speaker 4: was not as good, but I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to do this. We're going to get through
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  Speaker 1: this podcast, even though I just said I didn't like
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  Speaker 1: the movie. There's very few movies that we do podcasts
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  Speaker 1: of that I don't like. Like, for example, X vs. Sever,
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  Speaker 1: I loved.
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  Speaker 4: Plague Dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Plague Dogs. No, I actually did like Plague Dogs. Tanny
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  Speaker 1: and the Teenage T-Rex, I loved. But we're going to
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: go through this movie, and I'm going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: the aspects I did like. Amazing cast. Yes. Loved the cast. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Is this directed by the same director of One?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the same director, Matt Bettinelli-Oppen and Tyler Gillette.
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  Speaker 1: Same writers?
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  Speaker 4: Same writers. Everyone's back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised by this. I thought that the tone of
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  Speaker 1: One was perfect, where it was obviously ridiculous, but it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a cartoon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I have a note in here that the writers
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  Speaker 4: wrote this story about the two sisters. Because, surprise, the
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  Speaker 4: sister is introduced in this movie. And the studios came
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  Speaker 4: back and said, hey, we kind of like your story.
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  Speaker 4: Can you tweak it and actually make it into a
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  Speaker 4: sequel for Ready or Not?
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  Speaker 2: That was so interesting. Yeah. I was reading about that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so it wasn't a Ready or Not movie. No.
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  Speaker 4: It was kind of a, they had an idea of.
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  Speaker 4: Of what they wanted to do for a movie, and
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  Speaker 4: the producers or whoever came back and said, hey, we'll
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  Speaker 4: give you your shot, but I want it to be
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  Speaker 4: a sequel of this successful movie that we had already.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so curious, too, because this creative team also did
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  Speaker 3: Scream 5 and 6, which is also about two sisters.
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  Speaker 3: And obviously Scream 7 did not continue that story. And
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  Speaker 3: I was always curious, I'm like, was elements of this
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  Speaker 3: supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Be part of their Scream 7? That's why I was
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  Speaker 2: so curious.
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  Speaker 3: Like, they don't, like, when I was reading the trivia
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  Speaker 3: about the whole, like, this Two Sisters movie they were making,
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  Speaker 3: they say nothing about it. They're just like, we're making
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  Speaker 3: it with our two sisters, and then we couldn't make it,
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  Speaker 3: so they told us to make it into this instead.
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  Speaker 3: So I wonder if, like, because everything felt as shit
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: with Scream 7... Did they just transport the ideas, what
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: they wanted to do with Scream 7? Not exactly, obviously,
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: into this movie. Because their movie before this also was Abigail,
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  Speaker 3: which I thought was great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, so I was going to mention that. One of
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  Speaker 1: the reasons why I wish we didn't do this podcast
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  Speaker 1: is because there are two movies that are super adjacent
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  Speaker 1: to this movie that are better. One is The Babysitter,
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  Speaker 1: starring Samara Weaving, which is incredible. And then the other
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  Speaker 1: is Abigail. So.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the trailer for Abigail and I said, this
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  Speaker 1: is a guaranteed slam dunk for Tim Cuff. There's no
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  Speaker 1: way this is going to be bad. Then I went
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: on Rotten Tomatoes and it had like an 86. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A vampire movie about a little girl vampire had an 86.
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  Speaker 1: So I saw Abigail and I loved it. And this movie,
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  Speaker 1: so Ready or Not is a Trapped in the House movie.
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  Speaker 1: She goes outside, but it's like trapped in a mansion compound.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Trapped in a House movie. Love Trapped in a House movies.
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  Speaker 1: We've talked about this. Abigail is the ultimate trapped-in-a-house movie.
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  Speaker 1: Babysitter is kind of a trapped-in-a-house movie. And this is...
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  Speaker 1: Ready or Not 2 is like a trapped-in-a-hotel movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Resort movie. Yeah. And I love that idea. Like, just...
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  Speaker 1: It's very easy to make a horror movie from that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Solo.
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  Speaker 1: Solo, exactly. Well, they weren't really trapped. They were there
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  Speaker 1: by choice.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: Hot dig!
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Ryan's face, Ryan's face.
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  Speaker 2: Guess we saw something different twice.
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  Speaker 1: Um, you're kind of blaming the victims a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they did.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't have to live in that town. Um, but, uh, yeah. So,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: this is starring, we'll only talk about her so far,
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  Speaker 1: Samara Weaving. She is a goddess. I pray at her altar. Yeah. Um,
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  Speaker 1: she's beautiful. I don't understand why she's more famous. She's
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: kind of a scream queen now because of like the
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  Speaker 1: movies that she, but not, not as much as her
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  Speaker 1: sister who we'll talk about later. Um, but she's just,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why she's not more famous and popular.
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  Speaker 1: She's awesome. She's a great actress. She's so, so good
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  Speaker 1: looking and she is the, um, the star of ready
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  Speaker 1: or not to Craig, calm down. Craig is drooling.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: But she's an Australian actress. If you don't Google her,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: you'll probably recognize her face. But she's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Huge fan.
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  Speaker 1: She can do no wrong. Should we get into the
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: movie itself, or did you have any precursor settings you
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to set?
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  Speaker 2: This was not in theaters very long.
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  Speaker 1: It was not.
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  Speaker 4: We did try to go see it, and by the
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: time we made plans, it was already gone.
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  Speaker 3: And then it seemingly was on, like, streaming, like, within, like,
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  Speaker 3: 30 days of that discussion.
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  Speaker 2: It was very bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: They probably, like, saw the writing on the wall and
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: were like, we'll probably make more money streaming. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But is that so weird when that happens where, like,
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: sometimes it's, like, a cult movie people love and they
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: put out, like, we're going to do a sequel and
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: it does get successful. Then other ones like this one were, like,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I feel like people really enjoyed it a lot. Like,
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  Speaker 3: a sequel would be a good thing to do and, like,
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  Speaker 3: it just does less.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And I know they kind of blamed that there was
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  Speaker 3: another movie that came out the same week that was
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  Speaker 3: very similar in tone.
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  Speaker 2: What? It's already called They Will Kill You.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: With Zazie Beetz.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Mahila. Which was solid.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 3: It's on Max right now. Solid but kind of similar
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  Speaker 3: deal of like one woman tearing apart a whole world
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  Speaker 3: for her sister.
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  Speaker 2: Showa.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah just bizarre I don't know I feel like
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  Speaker 3: it just kind of like fell on deaf ears yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I have one little factoid I wrote down okay we'll
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: get into the characters but Sarah Michelle Gellar is in
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  Speaker 4: this movie yep famously from Buffy the Vampire.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that show.
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  Speaker 4: And the sister Grace's sister is played by Catherine Newton
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  Speaker 4: huge fan of the show and showed up to set
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: wearing an outfit from the Buffy pilot. Wow. And they
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: liked it so much that they're like, yeah, we're going
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: to let you wear that outfit for the film.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: So I saw that factoid and I immediately went to
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: streaming and pulled out the Buffy pilot. And I was like, yep,
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: there it is. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So for those that don't know me this well, I
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: was a massive Buffy the Vampire fan, as was Eric Lee.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Eric Lee's screen name on AOL was Sarah Michelle Gellar
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Fan 87, which was his football number. And Paul loved
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the show as well, but also Angel. Angel was an
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: amazing show. It was honestly better than Buffy.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: It was way better.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It was better than Buffy. But, yeah. Anything before we
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: go into the movie? Ryan, you feel like you want
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: to say something?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Craig, do you know this? The actor who plays the sister,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: her name is Faith, in the movie? Yeah. Yep. Is a, like,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: professional golfer?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Catherine, didn't you? I did not know that.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: That's, like, her thing?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Catherine Newton is... We'll get into it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: We'll get into it. That's the thing about her, apparently.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: She's been almost like a very experienced golfer since age
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: 8 per Wikipedia. And then if you search on YouTube,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: she has appeared on all these golf YouTube channels playing.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: It's like, holy shit.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: So is this because I occasionally golf? I'm supposed to
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: know every golfer in existence?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I just thought these were two worlds combining.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see the new Sidney Sweeney ads? Because
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: women aren't supposed to play sports. They're supposed to be
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: nude and holding sports balls for men to ogle them.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: But they're not supposed to play.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Like the jeans ads? Is that what the.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, this is a new controversy. Ryan, get with
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the times.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Anyways, so the beginning of two is the end of one,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: which is the most erotic scene I've ever seen in
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: my life. So Samara Weaving... Comes out of the mansion
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: as it's burning down. She's covered in blood. She's in
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a wedding dress. And she sits down and smokes a cigarette.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Chef's kiss. And the cops come to her and say,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: what happened to you? And she says, in-laws. And then
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: she collapses. Now, I pet peeve. I don't love sequels
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that begin the second the prior movie ends. So Incredibles
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: 2 begins the second Incredibles 1 ends. I recall that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Great call out.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ryan. I don't like that because we moved on.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Years have gone by and we're curious, what is Jack
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Jack like now that he's five? And no, you're just
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: pretending that years have not gone by. by, and you're
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: just picking up where the last movie left off. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: don't like that as a pet peeve.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I think if the real world time has gone, like,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: obviously Incredibles is, what, 15, 16, what, 14 years apart?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: 2004 to 2019, whatever. That one, I'm like, yeah, like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: why did you do it this way? This one being
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: three to four. Five years apart?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Not as bad. Seven. Seven years apart.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Seven years apart. So shut up, Ryan.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I was thinking more of the Halloween.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Halloween... Hurts and Halloween Passes Away series.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: And she wakes up in the hospital. She's handcuffed to
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the hospital bed.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: I did like... What an appropriate reaction, though. She's gone
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: through an extensive trauma. She's been shot, stabbed, all these things.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I'm like, Yeah, of course she would pass out.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I agree with you. I didn't love the fact that
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: it's like, hey, this is just a continuation. But I
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: did think, yeah, that's normal.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: So she's in the hospital bed. She's handcuffed to a bed.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: A detective is there. And he's like, you know, you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: were covered in blood. None of it was your blood.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: And the house burned down. And we can't find anybody.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: But we did find some dead bodies of the servants. Like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: what happened? What happened? And then her sister walks in.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Her sister is played by Catherine Newton. If you Google
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Catherine Newton, you'll recognize her face. She is very much
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: a scream queen at this point. She has been in
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: as far as horror movies go. Paranormal Activity 4. Freaky,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: which I was a big fan of Freaky. Blockers. Not
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: a horror movie, but just want to shout that out.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Lisa Frankenstein. Abigail. Ready or Not To. The Devil's Mouth.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's kind of a.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Pokemon Detective Pikachu.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Detective Pikachu. That was more of like... Ant-Man. That's not...
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I consider Detective Pikachu more of like an erotic thriller.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: But.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Don't respond to that. Catherine Newton walks in and is like, Hey,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? And explain their dynamic, Craig. Like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: how do they appear to be... Status-wise with their sister relationship.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not good. Not good. The only reason she's there
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: is because Grace forgets to update her emergency contacts. They
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: have not seen each other. Which I like that idea, actually.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: It's fine. They have not spoken in several years. Sort of.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Scream 5. Weird. If it ain't broke.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: These male writers have boners for, like, sisters that don't
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: get along.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Please tell me she hasn't got a voicemail in four years, buddy. Five.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we find out later that, you know,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Grace leaves when she's 18. She abandons her sister, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: they've pretty much been separate since. Until, apparently, this moment.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And her sister is kind of like, Grace, you have
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: to tell me, what happened and Grace is sort of
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: like alright so like the family tried to kill me
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and then they all exploded and after there was a
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: guy in a chair and he was see through and
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: then she goes like you're fucked.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah multiple times she's like you would not believe me
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: if I told you and then she tells her and
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: then she's like yeah you're right basically I don't believe you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Now we're in it says Newport Rhode Island we're in
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: one of the Newport mansions and Ryan who is the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: actor playing the patriarch of this family.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: His name is David Cronenberg.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: And he's most known for being a director.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: And he directed?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Videodrome, Scanners.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: The Fly.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: The Brood. The Fly.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: What was the movie that we covered that I hated?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You hated Crimes of the Future.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Crimes of the Future. And he was also an actor in?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Jason X.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Jason X. The one and only.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: A movie you loved?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: David Cronenberg is a patriarch of this billionaire family, and
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: he's watching.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Canadian legend. Bring us back to our initial recording.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Time for a shot of Yukon Jack.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: No, I think I'm good with that. He is watching
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the news, and then he picks up his phone and says,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: approve the ceasefire. And then in the news it says,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: breaking news, ceasefire announced.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Immediately. Within seconds.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: The fucking legend, who's the biggest creep in the world
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: when he wants to be, Elijah Wood.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Is there. Who's Elijah Wood in this movie, Ryan?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: He is like the.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Know how to say it. Like a proletariat.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Lawyer.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Lawyer, but for.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: He's the lawyer that represents the most powerful family in
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the entire world.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: He almost may not be human. We don't know. He
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: could be a demon because he seems like... Also in
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: real life.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Good point.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: And does not age. It's actually really concerning.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: The, the, a great, he's like very, cause he, he
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: is kind of a weird dude and it's fine. Like
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: he was a child actor, but he's very into horror.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: So he like plays, he's in horror movies now all
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the time and he loves playing like creeps, but a
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: great creep role is Sin City.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And I love the line where he's Kevin. Kevin's sort
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: of a ninja and he's, he's hopping around and kicking
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Marv in the face and scratching him. Then Marv just
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: grabs them and grabs him and handcuffs them together. Then
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: he goes, let's see you hop around now. That's a great,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: great line. And just, like, immediately goes like, and knocks
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: all of his teeth out.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Also, he started a production company to solely produce horror movies.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: That's the sole role of him.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Elijah Wood, the alumni of the film North. But, so,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: they're talking about how Samara Weaving, Grace, survived the hide-and-seek game,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and they show a text on a phone of the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: family trying to sacrifice Grace to the devil. And the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: text underneath the photo says, LOL Crazy Night.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Love that shot. It's great. Absolutely great. And they now explain,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: like Craig basically described it, like they have to move
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: to the next step.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So because she wins the game, it triggers a clause, right?
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Which is really a opportunity, right? Because she won the game.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: So there needs to be a prize is kind of how.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Elijah Wood, the lawyer, describes it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: We should have Eric check this, too.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: We should have Eric check this, too.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Eric deals with this every day.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, her prize is that it now triggers a
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: new game. And you find out that the Le Domas
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: family was part of a council of very elite family
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: billionaires who control the world, essentially. And now, because she
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: beat them, she gets sort of a temporary seat on
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: the council. I mean, not really a temporary seat, but
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: she gets a chance to play against the rest of
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: the council for a chance to win the high seat.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Which essentially controls the world.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Did she technically marry Adam Brody in the first place?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: No, not Adam Brody. Adam Brody was the brother.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: The other brother. But she did, yes.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: She's referred to as Mrs. LaDoma.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: So that's why she's gotten this opportunity. That's right.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. And one of the cuts to different families reacting.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: One is Kevin Durant, the actor. You've seen him in
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: a million things. I think he was in Lost.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: He was on Lost?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: He was in Mystery Alaska. He was in Abigail.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: He's, of course, in X-Men Origins Wolverine.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: X-Men Origins Wolverine. He plays the blob. He's the head
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: of a porno empire, and he's snorting cocaine, like excited
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: about this announcement. And Sarah Michelle Gellar is shown with
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: her twin brother. Her twin brother is Sean Hitosi, who
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you would also recognize. Sean Hitosi's awesome. He was in
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: The Faculty. He's the main character in the epic film,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: one of my favorites, Outside Providence, about Pawtucket, Rhode Island.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: He's been in a lot of things.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Did The Pit. I've not seen it, but it's a
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: famous thing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Sean Hitoshi.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Was he Southland, too? Or is that something else? No,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: he was Animal Kingdom.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Animal Kingdom. That's right, yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: His Titus and his twin sister is Ursula, played by
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the one and only Sarah Michelle Gellar. And they are
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: the son and daughter of David Cronenberg. So, Craig, explain
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: what happens at this point.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: So, at this point, the lawyer showed up to Cronenberg.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: and he informs them about what happened with Grace and
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: the Linda Moss family. And you hear this, the ball
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: is in play, right? So you kind of know something's up.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: You know that there's sort of triggering a new game,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: so to speak. But you don't know all the details yet,
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: and they're just kind of pulling all of these... the
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: members of the council together.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: So I think that this movie... Ready or Not One,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: it was a balance beam of total realism and a
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: complete ridiculous cartoon. And it walked... It was not even
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: a balance beam. It was a tightrope. And it walked
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the tightrope perfectly. And this movie didn't. This movie is
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: like a complete ridiculous cartoon with no realism whatsoever.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And I didn't like that at all. It took away
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: like the magic of one. But they are... So Grace
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: is being arrested by the detective in the hospital. And
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: he was like, you're fucked. Like, your explanation makes no
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: sense and then all of a sudden the detective gets
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a knife to the throat and it cuts to the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: coked out porno like empire uh ceo and he says
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: i don't give a fuck about the rules i'm gonna
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: kill her and take the seat now So he tries
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: to kill her in the hospital and he actually successfully
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: subdues Grace and he is successfully going to kill her
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: and as he brings the knife down before it hits
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: her body, he spontaneously combusts.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: My note was 18 minutes into the movie, she is
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: already covered in blood again.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: So there's an explanation that he broke the rules according
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: to the deal with the devil and that is why
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: he spontaneously combusts. But Grace goes like, I can't wear...
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: This I hated. She goes, I can't wear my hospital
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: gown for the rest of this experience. I know what's
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: going to happen to me. I have to be able
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: to move. I got to change out of this hospital gown.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: So she puts on the blood-covered wedding dress from the
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: first movie. And it's like, we're back, guys. And I
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: just thought, no, that doesn't make any sense. She doesn't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: need to be wearing the wedding dress.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Have you guys seen Beer Fest?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: So.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: It's a broken lizard movie. You guys mean Super Troopers.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: And a character named Landfill dies trying to drink himself
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: out of a tank of beer. And his long lost
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: twin brother shows up. And the joke of it is
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: that the idea like all these sequels like to recapture
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: the original and we talked about this with Jurassic Park Dominion.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I need to like do exactly what the last character
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: did including like wear the same clothes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: And I love the brilliance of Beer Fest, a joke
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: he gets no credit for, is that just during the
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: movie he's like.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Hey, you guys can just call me landfill. It's fucking genius. Like,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: just give up. Like, what's the point of this?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Just give up.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's great.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: What blows my mind is so many movies do this
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: where it's like, let's just run it back the exact
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: same way.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: And it's like, I get it's movies and you have
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: suspension of disbelief, but like, why.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Why? Ryan and I have talked about it before. Why
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: do characters in movies always wear the same outfit? That
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Number one, which is deranged, is Laura Dern in Dominion.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: She wore the same clothes from 1993.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, Ellie Dern, not Ellie Dern, Ellie Sadler is wearing.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: She is frozen in time.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, makes no sense.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: It's insane to me.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: So then Elijah Wood walks into the hospital and throws
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a bunch of gas grenades and everybody passes out.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: And now we're at a resort that Sarah Michelle Gellar and, oh, sorry.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Sorry. Yes, I wanted to add to this because you
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: hear Elijah Wood be, he realizes that the coked out
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: guy is like, oh, well, he bent the rules and
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: now his whole bloodline is like cursed.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Wiped out. Doomed.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: And they cut immediately to a wedding at this resort.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: And I so wanted the scene to be like either
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: the bride or the groom is one of the relatives
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: and just explodes.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: But it didn't happen.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: It didn't happen. It was still a pretty good scene
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: where they basically show up and say, hey, get the
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: fuck out.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: So this rich family owns this resort and there's like
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: thousands of guests there and they kick them all out.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: They're saying, get the fuck out. And Titus, who's the twin,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: male twin of Sarah Michelle Gellar, says the council hasn't
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: convened since 1963 or she says that. It doesn't matter.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: And now all the guests leave the resort and the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: council of all these different families arrive. So Craig, describe
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: these different families.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Okay. So the different families, I wrote them down.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I figured you would.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: And I used shorthand. So forgive me because I don't
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: have the names directly in front of me. But we have,
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: let's see, the woman from China who is Wan Chang Zing.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: It's the character name. And her son show up. We
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: have Ignacio Alcaido.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: So I would say one of the reasons that I
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: don't like this movie is I don't want to say
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: these depictions are racist. I'm not going to be like
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a woke White Knight warrior, but they're just lazy. I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: wouldn't say they're racist. I'd say they're lazy in the
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: way that they're written.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I wrote down Chinese woman, Latino... The coked
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: out guy was AC Bro.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: It's a tiger Asian mom with a fat video game
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: obsessed son. Then there's a drug cartel Hispanic family. Then
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: there's a, I don't even know the other, was it
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Middle Eastern?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Middle Eastern. I call them the funny guys because
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: they try to be funny, but they're not great. Yeah,
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: I wrote, you know, first movie's a dark comedy. This
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: is just trying to be too much a regular comedy,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I guess, because of, like, these characterizations.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: The characters in the first one, like, the different dynamics
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: of that family are, like, so, I think, well done. Like,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: they give you enough to buy into their real people,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: but also they are stereotypes of that personality. This one is, like,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: we're going to have entire families of people be one thing.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: And it just doesn't work.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: So also, the rules of this are really stupid. It's
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: based on a deal with the devil, but one of
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the rules is you can only use weapons that existed
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: when your family made the deal with the devil. So
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the Asian woman, even though she's Chinese, she's using a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: samurai sword, which I just, like, rolled my eyes.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: But then the drug cartel Hispanic family are using, like,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: sniper rifles and machine guns. And I was like, This
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: isn't fair at all, and Grace would immediately be dead.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: And the Arab guys have, like, a Middle Eastern sword.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, like an Aladdin sword, I would say. It's very, again,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: not racist. I'm going to say it's lazy.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Lazy is a good example. Yeah, I thought that, too.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, did these guys make the deal, like,
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: two years ago? Because they got advanced weapons.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: And so the son, who's probably, like, ten of the
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Hispanic drug cartel, Grace wakes up, and she's tied up,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and the son says, May I speak to it, father?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And the father says, of course, it can't hurt you.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: And then they ask her.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Did you see Mr. LaBelle?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Who's like the devil, essentially. So Elijah Wood says, I'm
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the attorney for Mr. LaBelle. There's a council of six families.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: It's down to four because you killed the LaDomas's. And
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: then also the porn guy, he died breaking the rules.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: So his family's wiped out. Do you have any questions?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And Grace's question is.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Can I have a cigarette?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. And I thought, Grace, are you trying to
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: give me a boner?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And then the sister is named Faith, and somebody says,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Grace and Faith, fucking Irish Catholics.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I had that same note written down.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Great line. So the high seat... Craig, I don't know
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: if you want to explain this, but the high seat
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: controls the world?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, so there's a council, and they
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: all have, you know.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Advantages or benefits from their deal with Mr.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: LaBelle.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: But there is a high seat. It's like this really cheesy, like,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: gold ring that doesn't look good. But, I mean, I
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: say it doesn't look good. I mean, like, it's not flashy.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: It's cheap. It looks cheap. It's just, like, maybe it's 1,000
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: years old.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: But, yeah, the high seat essentially controls the world. We
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: saw this with– I'm already blanking on his name– The
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: old man earlier where he calls in and says, I
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: approve the ceasefire, right? So, like, whatever they want, done immediately. So, like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: it's an extremely powerful seat. And this is what they're
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: all trying. This is what they're all vying for.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: And I don't think we even talked about this, but
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: the twins, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Titus... They kill their father.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: They kill the father, yeah. Because the rule is that
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: the oldest member of the family has to compete in
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: the hunt. And so when you see the old man,
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: he's very old, very frail. He realizes, I cannot even,
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I can't even move.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I'm essentially, you know, wheelchair stricken. So you have to
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: kill me so that you can go become the hunters.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: You're now the eldest and you can actually win the
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: seat back for the family. Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: And Elijah Wood explains to Grace, think of this as
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: double or nothing. We must fill the seat by dawn.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And then her sister, Faith, says, listen, you guys seem
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: like good people. And I just, I love that.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Great line. Good line.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Nope, nope. And then, so the Hispanic, like, cartel leader
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: who's played by Dark Knight alum.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Nestor. Carbonell.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Nestor Carbonell.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Also one too.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yes. Nestor Carbonell. says, uh, daughter, so Mr. Carbonell's daughter
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: is like, uh, in her twenties and she's pretty. And
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: she screams at Grace, like, you stole my fiance, like
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: your husband that you killed. And then Grace says, listen,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who the fuck you are. And
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: then Faith says, I'm only her emergency contact. But the
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: rules are not only the council members must use a
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: weapon from the time period they made the bargain with,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: which I already talked about. Also, council members cannot kill
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: each other. And if you kill each other, even by accident,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: then your entire bloodline is wiped out.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Yes. Very important rule.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know this character's name, but I call him
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Martini Guy.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Martini Guy is fantastic. Skip Danforth.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Skip. Skip is not the top of the bloodline, but
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: he's in the white Stammerstoke Eller family. And he wears
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: a robe like a smoking jacket and drinks a martini
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the entire movie. And he's just sort of like, this
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: is all going to work out for itself. He says,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Chester has been training his kids since they were born.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: This hunt will last five minutes. And they decide to
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: drug the sisters and they wake up handcuffed together on
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the ninth hole of the golf course of the resort.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: There's a, like, so the Asian woman, and I'm sorry
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: that I keep referring to them this way, but you
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: just kind of have to, the way this movie's written.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, all these people are idiots. She sends a
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: drone over, and you're like, well, wait. She can't kill
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Grace with the drone, because she has to kill Grace
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: with a samurai sword, because of the rules. But the
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: drone says, Grace, there is a loophole. You need to
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: listen to me. And then the drone explodes, because it's
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: shot by a sniper rifle. By Batman Well, that was
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: my note. Um, and then explain this, this, this is like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I just thought this was stupid, but they're hiding in
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: like this grill area. Ryan, I don't know if you
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: want to explain this. Craig, like they're in the grill
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: area with the propane tanks. He doesn't know.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So they're, they're hiding from, right. So, um, they,
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: there's an attack from the, the, uh, Danforth kids, Titus
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: and Ursula. They're in the woods. Um, so they're run, they're,
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: they're hiding out in this little, little, tent area with
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: like this little grill area. And so they, um, are
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: under attack from the sniper fire from the Latino family.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: And so they realized they have to get out of this.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: So they start burning leaves to kind of create a
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: smoke around their little tent so that that way they
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: can't be seen from the sniper who's, you know, further away.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: And they use this to kind of run out of
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: the way. And as, um, as this is happening, um, Again,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: I apologize because I wrote down the names here somewhere,
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: but the Arab guys come in with the Aladdin sword.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: It's coming after them.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Now, when Craig says the Arab guys with the Aladdin sword,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: it's the movie being lazy. It's not Craig. It's not Craig.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: They really don't list the names.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: They don't even repeat the names they say to each other.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Correct. Because I wrote these down, and I did look
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: them up after, and... Like, his name is Madhu Rajan,
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: but they probably don't even say it.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: They never, ever, ever say that.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: No. And so, as this guy with a sniper rifle
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: is shooting at him, he can't see, so he's kind
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: of blindly firing into this. He hits the propane tank
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: and knocks the guy almost out where he thinks maybe
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: he's dead, which is, again, big rule. You cannot kill
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: other family members or your whole bloodline's gone.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Even by accident.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Right, even by accident. And so I also, not funny,
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: but a key point is as this propane tank blows,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: it just shoots glass shards right into Grace's arm. I'm like, yep,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: here we go again. She's just getting crushed.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And she's still healing from the initial night.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: And so you find out that the guy, he does
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: get up. He's just knocked backwards. He's not dead. So
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: it's like everyone breathes a sigh of relief here.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: So the Middle Eastern family, because the rule is you
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: can only have one family member and it has to
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: be the eldest in the field.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: So in the field on the hunt for the Middle
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Eastern family is this guy with the Aladdin sword. He's
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: wearing a gold mask and he's like pretty badass. And
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: then his little brother is more of like an Aziz
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Ansari character. Sort of like a social media, non-intimidating, watching
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: in the background.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Great example and the gold mask guy because they're in
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: a resort so there's like industrial laundry room with industrial
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: washers and the gold mask guy from the middle eastern
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: family is trying to kill them.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: And they eventually manage to get him in one of
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: the industrial washing machines they shut it and they run
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: it and I was like really brutal death disgusting brutal
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: this is like Robocop style it's actually the.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Most memorable part of the entire movie To be honest
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: with you. Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I find it funny how they think he's dead and
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: so they're getting ready to turn it off and then
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: you just hear screams coming back and they're like, ooh,
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: he's still going.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: And Grace sets it to sanitize, like sets the washing
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: machine to sanitize because you know it's going to be
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: like 200 degrees. And then they're like, maybe he has
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: a phone on him. So then Grace is going through
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: his pockets going like, and she's going through his pockets.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And so back in the, like, viewing room, they say
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: to the, I call him Aziz Ansari. He's not Aziz Ansari.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: But they call, they say to the Aziz Ansari guy, like, okay,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: your brother's dead, like, you're in the field. And he's like, um.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I want to put my wife in instead of me.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: And they go, okay, well, you have to sign this
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: contract if you want to do that, because you're the bloodline,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: your wife is not. And he goes, okay. And he
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: signs it. And the wife is like, fuck you. Like, screaming,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: because she's beautiful. She married him for his money. But
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: she's like, fuck you. So they make the wife go
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: out into the field to try to kill Grace and Faith.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: And now.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Well, where are we at? Yeah, you know what? I
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: think that we should take this to part two. Where,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: at this point, Grace has offered a very interesting deal
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to try to get out of the situation. And we
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: will bring that moment in. Into part two.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: That's why they pay the big bucks. What a tease.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Why we pay the big bucks. Who is the creative team?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Yukon Jack pays me. Thank you for listening. And we
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: will continue.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I'm Richard Buzzball. I've been the executive producer of this
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: show for eight years. And yikes. My money's in the toilet.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I think Richard Buzzball... Why does his room smell
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: like cat shit? needs to.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Buckle up your shoes.