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Swipe Right, Mom: I Let My Mom Run My Dating App for a Week

I turned my dating life over to my mom for a week as a joke, social experiment, and low-key act of self-sabotage — and then spent seven days watching her rewrite my identity, overshare like it was her job, and accidentally ghost two men with a single casserole invite. This episode is a solo, unfiltered monologue where I confess why I did it, read the wildest messages, and narrate the escalating mess: holiday-sweater profile pics, bios that mention 'good at Tupperware,' and one match who literally brought food to a first-date coffee. It’s equal parts cringe and comfort, with a hot take about…

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