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Who Is Alex Jones? · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy the Show with your hosts Adam Todd
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  Speaker 1: Brown and Connor Mixed pattern.
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  Speaker 2: Hey everybody, welcome to Conspiracy the motherfucking Show. New title.
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  Speaker 2: Connor's back.
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  Speaker 3: Hey everybody, It's like I finally brought that pack of
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  Speaker 3: smokes from the liquor store.
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  Speaker 2: Connor is on death's door right now. I am.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, after after a month of traveling and living
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  Speaker 3: the hard hard rocking podcasting lifestyle. Uh I I've, I've
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  Speaker 3: it's finally caught up with me and I'm a little
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  Speaker 3: under the weather.
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  Speaker 2: It'll do it. Yeah, I've every time I tour, I
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  Speaker 2: come back sick, and I've never been out for an
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  Speaker 2: entire month. The longest one I was on was the
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  Speaker 2: Portugal Man Tour, and I came back from that fucking Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well you're rat.
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  Speaker 3: You're out there shaking hands with people that listen to
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  Speaker 3: podcasts who are not like notorious for personal hygiene, right,
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  Speaker 3: Like that's not something that's like on the on the
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  Speaker 3: podium finish of their priorities in life.
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  Speaker 2: But I love them. Sometimes they slip me one hundred
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  Speaker 2: dollars bill while I'm standing in line. Oh wolong.
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  Speaker 3: Other things, so many fucking crazy presents we got from people.
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  Speaker 3: Tom Goss got a cake with a catchphrase written on it,
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  Speaker 3: He got a ceremonial knife. I got a spiro agnew wristwatch,
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  Speaker 3: which is something that I only I mentioned it in
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  Speaker 3: the most passing of ways.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like, it's very just it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was clear that I was just trying to sound impressive,
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  Speaker 3: like I knew to do a weird curio from American history.
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  Speaker 3: It was definitely something that I was trying to do
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  Speaker 3: with some sort of like intellectual like humble brag. And
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  Speaker 3: someone fucking brought me one cakes, multiple cakes, just a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of fucking bread and weird shit. So just money, people,
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  Speaker 3: just give me a card with sixty bucks in it.
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  Speaker 4: She shot up.
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  Speaker 3: Before we go any further, I want to say shout
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  Speaker 3: out to Gina from Chicago. From outside of Chicago rather,
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  Speaker 3: she was she's a conspiracy show listeners, you mean boys listener,
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  Speaker 3: and she came to her our Chicago show, uh, the
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  Speaker 3: day of her mother's funeral. She left early to come
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  Speaker 3: to Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: Show I got and uh, well then she has no
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  Speaker 2: excuse to not be at my show in Chicago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good and she fed me soup on stage.
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  Speaker 2: Uh and sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was very She was a wonderful lady, and I
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  Speaker 3: just want to give her a shout out and say
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  Speaker 3: thanks again, Gina.
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  Speaker 2: Oh after all right, I'm just smoking weed, babe. All right.
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  Speaker 2: I have kind of the opposite story from the Spiro
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  Speaker 2: agnew Wristwatch. I mentioned once that I knew that Arby's
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  Speaker 2: sent out a six DVD collection.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, he told about that.
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  Speaker 2: That's just their roast beef cooking in a roaster. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, man, if I could find one of those,
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  Speaker 2: someone sent us one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, I haven't watched it yet.
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  Speaker 3: That's like on Christmas morning instead of like the Yule
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  Speaker 3: log on kat oleg, just pop into RB's roast Beef.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a commentary track for it.
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  Speaker 3: That's like one of these things where it's like you
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  Speaker 3: got to buy shelves just to display that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's getting to that point. Someone brought me a
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  Speaker 2: joint yesterday. So he sat in on a podcast and
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  Speaker 2: he was a fan from Kentucky, and he went to
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  Speaker 2: a dispensary and brought me a joint. And the strain
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  Speaker 2: was called a strain called quest.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a lot of fun, great man, and.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good weed too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we stay with Andrew Hillary with a former
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  Speaker 3: conspiracy the Show Eight Word guest in Pittsburgh, and did.
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  Speaker 2: He mention those eight words that got edited out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did discuss it and he was just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't really get a word in edgewise, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: That's sexual sex. Try to guard Kobe.
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  Speaker 3: I'm podcasting, all right, I'm pretty I'm pretty dominating.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty fucking agile. Yeah, we're talking about Alex Jones today.
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  Speaker 2: I should the.
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  Speaker 1: Liberals just drawing the America.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to murder Connor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you're really gonna fuck up my my Power
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  Speaker 3: Ranger callback after this, I didn't have a callback. I
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  Speaker 3: auditioned to be a Power Ranger the other day, and man,
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  Speaker 3: did I fucking bomb you?
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  Speaker 4: Why I bomb so bad? I auditioned to be in
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  Speaker 4: the same day.
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  Speaker 3: I did a Power Ranger audition and a Boner Pill audition,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I really hope I get the
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  Speaker 3: Boner Pill audition. That is gonna be the funniest day
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  Speaker 3: of meums on Twitter. I'm gonna fucking die.
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  Speaker 2: What you were auditioning to be a Power Ranger?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got an email from like my agent.
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  Speaker 3: It was just like, you want to be a Power
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  Speaker 3: Ranger And I was like, no, but I want to.
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  Speaker 3: I want to say that I tried. You know, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I wish you would have gotten I know that. It
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  Speaker 3: was like you not know enough. Martial Arts had the ship.
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  Speaker 4: And it was like you have to move to New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand for nine months.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, now I'm really gonna fucking
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  Speaker 3: take this not seriously because I'm not going to goddamn
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  Speaker 3: New Zy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not skyping in to talk about Alex Jones. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was fucking stupid.
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  Speaker 3: It was just like it was like this like very
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  Speaker 3: it was written like little kid comedy, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: it's like, uh, someone might have poisoned these chocolates.
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  Speaker 4: We better test a few before we give them to
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  Speaker 4: the Rangers, and it's like maybe we could test a
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  Speaker 4: couple more.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just like, oh my god, fucking good times.
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  Speaker 2: I wish you would have gotten that.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 4: It just like so funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like you pull up a YouTube clip of
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  Speaker 3: me just being like yeah, blah blah blah ug Machine
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  Speaker 3: and then smash cut to whoa Heit A bunch of
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  Speaker 3: candy would.
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  Speaker 2: Have really brought the child audience into the show that
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  Speaker 2: we need. I know, Yeah, over.
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  Speaker 3: The top, let's the drive consumption. So I mean that's
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  Speaker 3: the next step.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, we're talking about Alex Jones today. All month,
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  Speaker 2: we're talking about various conspiracy theorists. Yeah, conspiracy theorists a month.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pulling the uh, pulling the fuck and curtain back
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  Speaker 3: on the people peddling these theories.
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  Speaker 2: We're we're doing Alex Jones first because of course, and
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  Speaker 2: then next week we're gonna cover Lyndon LaRouche, who is
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  Speaker 2: a name I have known forever and I had no
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  Speaker 2: idea who the fuck he was.
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  Speaker 4: Those fancy little gold wrapped candies.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that. Yeah, he does have a really fancy
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  Speaker 2: name and he's just a fucking maniac. But he's like
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  Speaker 2: a conspiracy theorist on the left, which is always Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's refreshing.
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  Speaker 3: It is Yeah when you're like, oh, yeahs to learn
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  Speaker 3: about cracking black neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 2: And I think we're gonna do art Bell and David Ick.
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  Speaker 3: Art Bell just passed right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, got to
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  Speaker 3: give a shout out to one of the one of
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  Speaker 3: the ogs.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of the Illuminati killed him of old age.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of the grand master Flash of conspiracy theories.
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  Speaker 2: He really is him and LaRouche, they go way the
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  Speaker 2: fuck back.
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  Speaker 3: May not have done it the best, but certainly, you know,
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  Speaker 3: certainly put the put the the rhymes over the beats.
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  Speaker 4: You know, early on.
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  Speaker 2: He was almost like the SoundCloud for conspiracy theorists, where
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't really him. He just let everyone come on, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: tell their crazy ass stories.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Today, Have I ever told you about the Art Bell
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  Speaker 3: moment that the guy in Fresno told me about?
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  Speaker 4: No, this is so fucking good. All right.
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  Speaker 3: So he's like, yeah, I'm listening to Coast to Coast,
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  Speaker 3: like looking late at night. That's the best thing about
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  Speaker 3: Coast to Coast When you listen to it, it's like
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  Speaker 3: you can never find the fucking clip that you heard
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  Speaker 3: that one night ten years ago. But this guy calls
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  Speaker 3: in and he's a truck driver and he's like, hello, Art,
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  Speaker 3: I believe I just saw a ghost start and our
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  Speaker 3: bell was like, go on, what happened. He's like, well,
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  Speaker 3: I was driving my truck and a figure jumped out
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  Speaker 3: in front of my truck and went under the wheels
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  Speaker 3: and I almost lost control. And he's like, well, are
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  Speaker 3: you sure it wasn't just a the purs Did you
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  Speaker 3: hit someone with your truck?
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  Speaker 4: No, it was a ghost. Start.
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  Speaker 3: It was just very clear that this guy had just
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  Speaker 3: committed vehicular manslaughter. And it was coping with it by
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  Speaker 3: telling himself that it was a ghost and it was.
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  Speaker 2: That's not our ghost work, not at all. That's not
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  Speaker 2: drive right through that.
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  Speaker 3: They're all about knocking the bases over, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: just making moving chains around in the basement.
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  Speaker 4: They don't jump down in front of your truck like gotcha.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 2: So but yeah, today we're starting off with Alex goddamn Jones.
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  Speaker 2: But I have some feelings about Alex Jones.
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  Speaker 4: Good all good, right?
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, he certainly he certainly helps get Catapult to
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  Speaker 3: the fourth of the best show on the Patriot.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of the better shows in terms of I
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  Speaker 2: don't people who listened to it.
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  Speaker 4: I was trying.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I realized best it sounds to mean to
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  Speaker 3: the other shows, but I mean just popular, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the mildly popular addition to the un Pops network. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's a I mean, I I owe them a lot,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I am three four hundred Twitter followers, probably.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, He's What's crazy to me about Alex Jones is
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  Speaker 2: just how he kind of came out of nowhere he did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like he just sort of shows up around the time
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  Speaker 2: Bill Hicks died, which is probably nothing. They're only on
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  Speaker 2: the same production company and all that. But yeah, yeah, uh,
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  Speaker 2: he just sort of shows up and there's not a
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  Speaker 2: lot of information about his childhood.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, the whole Bill Hicks thing is it's
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  Speaker 3: like it's kind of convincing. It's like it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's not real, but it's like it could. Man, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's enough there where it's like, okay, I mean they
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  Speaker 3: look so fucking similar, dude. Yeah, it's like just the
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  Speaker 3: nose that's different. And that's like, yeah, he's getting.
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  Speaker 2: In the voice, like his voice it's obviously gotten deeper
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  Speaker 2: over the years, but that's what voices do.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, It's like the Futurama movie where fry And hails
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of smoke and gets gruff sounding, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's it's exactly like that because his like
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  Speaker 2: the you can't do what Alex Jones does for as
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  Speaker 2: long as he's been doing it without it impacting your voice.
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  Speaker 2: So they don't sound the same now, yeah, but when
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  Speaker 2: they started out, they sounded pretty much the same. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: right down to complaining about Hillary Clinton a bunch like
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  Speaker 2: Bill Hicks kind of at that point in his career
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  Speaker 2: when he went out, he and Alex Jones were kind
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  Speaker 2: of on the same a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just type talking about Waco and she.
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  Speaker 3: I mean there's a Bill there's a Bill Hicks bit
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  Speaker 3: where he's talking about Rush Limbaugh and.
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  Speaker 4: He's just like, do you need a new dad? Like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you just need a dad.
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  Speaker 3: I was listening to Rush, you know, and it's kind
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  Speaker 3: of like yeah, he was like, Oh, I could just
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's I don't know. Man's like, if I
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  Speaker 2: just took.
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  Speaker 3: My ability to do you know it's off color jokes
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  Speaker 3: and podcasts and just became like a like a Milo
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  Speaker 3: Jianopolis type guy character, I mean, I would probably just
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  Speaker 3: make all the money.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still wondering when the CIA is gonna approach us
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 4: I know, you'd be like, look, we have.
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  Speaker 2: We just have a few we want you to disseminate. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and we'll give you a ton of cash.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, what, yeah, mar twenties non consecutor notes, Sure,
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  Speaker 3: fine by me. Do you guys know lady guy guy
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  Speaker 3: is black. I had no idea, no clue she had
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  Speaker 3: whitening surgery. And I don't know spins wheel Czechoslovakia.
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  Speaker 2: So what we do know about Alex jones early years,
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  Speaker 2: A lot of it comes from a fucking twenty eleven
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  Speaker 2: Rolling Stone article, which was kind of the first point
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  Speaker 2: in history when any mainstream publication was like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's talk to this guy. And by that point, he'd
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  Speaker 2: been doing this shit for about fifteen years. And in
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  Speaker 2: this interview he talks about how undercover police tried to
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  Speaker 2: sell he and his friend's drugs, and how he was
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  Speaker 2: once arrested for driving without a license, and according to him,
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  Speaker 2: the police being aggressive in this.
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  Speaker 1: I had a severe head in the front seat so
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  Speaker 1: I could use the carpool.
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  Speaker 3: Laney.
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  Speaker 2: Jones says his dad moved the family from Dallas to
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  Speaker 2: Austin because of how aggressive the police were, Like, how
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  Speaker 2: did you know the police in Austin wouldn't be aggressive.
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  Speaker 3: Also, just they just all fucking had too many craft beers.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, it's chiller.
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  Speaker 2: And it sounds that sounds like the laziest cover story
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  Speaker 2: for Oh yeah, here's what my background is. It's just
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  Speaker 2: you've got offered drugs and arrested once, and now you
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  Speaker 2: think the New World Order is closing in on you. Like,
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  Speaker 2: give me a little bit more than that, please.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The article does note that several months after the move,
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  Speaker 2: the sheriff was arrested for organized crime, so maybe that
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  Speaker 2: was part of it. Maybe that instilled in Alex Jones.
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  Speaker 2: Yea a healthy fear of the police.
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  Speaker 4: I would say it's a hair of legitimacy.
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  Speaker 3: I just like the idea of like Alex Jones like
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  Speaker 3: walking up to like killer Michael, like we're on the
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  Speaker 3: same side, Michael using his full name Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I love seeing Lena's Dave.
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  Speaker 2: Seeing Alex Jones interact with people is fascinating. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's We'll play a video at one point where he
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  Speaker 2: on one of his early TV appearances he infiltrates Bohemian Grove,
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  Speaker 2: which is a ballsy move.
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  Speaker 3: What's Bohemian groove?
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  Speaker 2: It's this, It's in northern California and it's this campground
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  Speaker 2: retreat type of thing that where every year in July
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  Speaker 2: for two weeks all of the world's most powerful people
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  Speaker 2: just come hang out there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh they did, like they did like a House of
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  Speaker 3: Cards thing about this one time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a big conspira. We could probably do
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  Speaker 2: an episode about it at some point. We should do
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  Speaker 2: episodes about like the like you'll mention because like.
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  Speaker 3: The Builderberg meetings and Shill Elderberg.
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  Speaker 2: Group, the Council on Foreign Relations, like all the all
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  Speaker 2: the greatest hits. Yeah, that's those are the those are
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  Speaker 2: the forefathers of conspiracy theories, yeah, because those all started
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  Speaker 2: like in the forties fifties.
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  Speaker 3: And they're just like, well, yeah, of course we like
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  Speaker 3: to wear our decorative bird plague doctor.
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  Speaker 4: That's it's a lot of what what are you? I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Are you gonna just stare directly into the funeral pyre
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  Speaker 3: for democracy?
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  Speaker 4: You want to have a bird mask on?
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  Speaker 2: So we do a little fucking afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm swinging with the fucking Taylor Swift's dad, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. That's what I was trying to think of
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  Speaker 3: powerful people, And I was like, Taylor Swift's dad.
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  Speaker 4: It tells you how fucking out of influence.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think Drake's dad does more because he's
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  Speaker 3: got all the Instagram followers.
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  Speaker 4: He's a good Instagram follower.
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  Speaker 3: He's just a guy with a hilarious mustache who just
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  Speaker 3: posts like old guy shit.
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  Speaker 2: One of the things that influenced Alex Jones reportedly also
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  Speaker 2: to become a conspiracy theorist is the book none Dare
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  Speaker 2: call it a Conspiracy, which I have never read. Have
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  Speaker 2: you ever read this book?
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  Speaker 4: Never even heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: It is written by a man named Gary Allen, who
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  Speaker 2: is dead now. He was a member of the John
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  Speaker 2: Birch Society, which would be another good episode. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: a speech writer for Alabama Governor George Wallace.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love him on Twitter.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know about you know who? George Wallace is
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  Speaker 2: like the segregation's governor. Did you know at the end
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  Speaker 2: of his run. I don't think a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: know this, but he got aggressively progressive at the end
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  Speaker 2: of his run.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't think I did know that.
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  Speaker 2: And he at one point in nineteen seventy nine he
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  Speaker 2: went to Birmingham and met with all of these like
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  Speaker 2: political figures to like kind of apologize and atone for
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  Speaker 2: his past, and he ran for governor of Alabama again
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  Speaker 2: in eighty two, his last term, and won in large
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  Speaker 2: part because of the black vote. He had wild like
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  Speaker 2: rehabbed his image to such a degree that he got
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  Speaker 2: a ton of votes from black people, and once he
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  Speaker 2: took office for that last time, he tripled the number
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  Speaker 2: of minority appointees and put black people in a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of different boards and commissions for the first time ever.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: That it always gets left out of his story because
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: the most of his story is him being a Mons.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because remember I've reading like that book like Nixon
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Land in the Invisible Bridge by Rick Pearl Steam, which
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: are great books, just hearing about this guy just being
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: like a you know, a real scumbag.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's kind of it's.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Almost like he's more just more so just a political opportunist, right,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: He's was he was probably like a like a Dixiecrat, right.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: And he I think he was just a guy who
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: embraced racism because it was what politicians of his ilk
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: at the time.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: And then he was like, oh, we're we're the black
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: guy party.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: I just been near the end he was like, well,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to hell over it, so
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: he fucking turns it around. Yeah, yeah, he's still in hell.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: So this book it features a lot of the same
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: rhetoric that pops up in Alex Jones work all the
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: time now, and it also features passages like this by
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: sheer volume. The experts will try to ridicule you out
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: of investigating for yourself as to whether or not the
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: information in this book is true. They will ignore the
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: fact that the author about to conjecture. They will find
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: a typographical error or ag you some point that is
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: open to debate. That is how it's written.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: That's interesting that they put the typographical error in the
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: sentence before.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I can't tell if that's on purpose. It's gotta be
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: if they're like, see right away, you're picking on our typos.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Reading that felt like watching the movie Videodrome, pursing that
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: shit at the end where it's just embraced the new
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: flash and you're like, wait, didn't we just watch this?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: This is scary. I'm fucking I'm fucked up right now. Cronoberg.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: That's very odd. Yeah, I can definitely see if you
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: if you were having like a like an unstable mental moment.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Reading that, you'd be like, well, yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Of course there's f sixteens loaded with baby digs flying
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: over the Atlantic good all time, you know, I bet
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: there are just you know, sometimes Hillary Clinton gets hungry.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Just parachute in me.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: She does love a baby dick.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Do you think Bezza Gate? Yeah, So that book is
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: one of the things that influenced Alex Jones. Also the
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: New World Order, which we could do an entire month
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: on at some point. The New World Order is for
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: any conspiracy theorist in the ninety it's kind of what
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: kicks off the conspiracy theory movement. I would argue in
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: the United States, how you going over there?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I was just trying to get my chair so I
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: can lean back.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: There is lean back.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy, uh, I mean I like to podcast very chill.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You and chat Wilde both almost practically sleep while you record.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I like to do like a like a therapy lounge.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: A New World Order, the New World Order more than
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: just a like a like a sticker on the back
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: of like big trucks, right.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: And not just a wrestling organization. Yeah, is that what
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the nWo was.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I think it is, yeah, because I know it from
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: the inland m higher from where I hail, So that's
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: probably that seems like some shit they'd fucking like.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And it's basically the backbone of the right wing militia
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: movement in this country. This theory is kind of what
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: kicked it all off, and Alex Jones has always been
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: a huge proponent of it. The theory started circulating around
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: the time of the fall of communism, but it has
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: its roots in a bunch of Cold War actions from
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: decades earlier, and some of the things we just mentioned,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: like the Breton Woods Agreement of forty four, which established
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the International Monetary Fund, the establishment of the UN.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was one of my I was a big
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: fucking into that when I was in high school because.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I was imf for the UN.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Uh No, just the Bretton Woods Agreement, Yeah, where John
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Maynard Kaines kind of produced it probably proposed like a
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: universal global currency called the bank Corps, and there's a
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: leaked memo from like two thousand and eight I think
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: where it was like, yeah, we should do the bank Corps,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: you know, and name it after John Mayner kains Is
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: kind of honor as like I see whatever, and like
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: about how that would affect because I was there's like
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: a couple months where I just like read like currency,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: You're like, well the U won is still not floating
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: up against the Euro, and everyone else was like yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: we're straight up just listening to Carrie Pay Katy Perry
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: and having like you know, sex right now.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: If you want to join in, you're like, no, no, no,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I've got it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: What's going on the Canadian duller is hmm, there's stockpiling
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: money in Cuba. It was just like one of these
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: were stars. I remember being Arena all into Breton Woods.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all of this stuff that happened around this time.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: It was all meant to.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: It's all like the post warship where they just sort
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: of like fucking sitting like that's when like the that's
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: like when the they reboot comic book series. You know,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: that's one like that. That's when the Spider Man of
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Today is like started, you know.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: And there was the Treaty of Brussels, which established NATO,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: the establishment of the Builderberg Group in nineteen fifty four,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: formation of the Council on Foreign Relations. All that shit
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: ties into the new world order, And as we moved
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: into the eighties and nineties, conservatives started worrying less about
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Russia and more a globalists as being the newest threat
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: to their well being. And let's try our best to
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: understand what Alex Jones is saying right now, I.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Still honestly don't really understand what the fucking globalists is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, this will make it so much cards.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: Sometimes it would be brigade level, thousands of troops outside
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: of the palaces of the banker and outside of his
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: regional pawnshops. And that's what we see today. But they
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: want to transcend completely the fractional reserve banking. So in
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: the last thirty years worldwide they've they've stopped doing that,
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: which let them take over, and they've gone to just
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: pure counterfeit to revetuves and other systems. Now, out of
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: the crisis that's created, they want global casualist society backed
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: up with one hundred trillion every few years of carbon taxes,
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: tobin taxes, money transfer taxes, well had taxes on all
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: human activity paid to them to enshrine value in it.
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: They're also debating whether it'll be partially gold backed. It's
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: gonna be a spectrum. This is what it's gonna because
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: I've covered all their writings. There's gonna be a spectrum
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: of commodomities. They can manipulate commodomity, sweet crude, gold, silver, palladium.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: What if you cotocurrency right now?
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: I mean of the spectrum of carbon and a spectrum
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: of other.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I like to that's globalism, Connor, Yeah, that's just you
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: have no further questions.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: The video is settled globalism one oh one, as though
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: that should be your introduction to any.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Concept high level set right there.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Well, that's just like, I mean, that's just like like
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: when a drunk guys trying to explain to you, like
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: what's gonna make his ice cream shop better than the
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: other ones? Once it gets the legs like no, the
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: cones are gonna we're gonna do different ship with the
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: and then oh but you even you know the bathrooms
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: there's a boy cow and a girl cow, you know,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: and it just fucking like gets a tangent tangent and
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: it's just like what what the original point is lost?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: This is another place where the New World Order conspiracy
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: really takes off because George Bush gives this speech.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: The New World Order is brought to you by Windows
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: movie Maker Default intros.
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: We have before us the opportunity to forge for ourselves
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: and for future generations, a new world order.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: The world for the rule of law, the fucking music.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Law, the jungle government, the law of the jungle.
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: When we are successful, and we will be, we have
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: a real, terrifying world order in which acredibly United Nations
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: can use its peace keeping role to fulfill the promise
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: and vision of the UN's founders.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: One million dollars.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: All right, what's crazy about that is he is describing
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: pretty much exactly what people feared the New World Order
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: would be. Is just a kind of a global government
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: and police force that monitors everyone and everyone lives under
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: that rule, as opposed to individuals, fucking nations and things
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: like right wingers and corporations.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: They need one fucking millennial sellout like me to come
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: just take a look at the optics and point out
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: what is opaquely fucking evil because they don't have the
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: tact or the kind of like fucking linguistic nuance to
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: understand that new World Order is gonna get memed to shit.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Right. You know, I wonder if what we know about
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: George Bush and the CIA. Like, imagine if you're on
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the other side of that, You're in one of these
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: militia movements, and you've been talking about the new world
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Order forever or at least since the fall of communism,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, George Bush is on
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: TV saying, yeah, we're gonna do it. The New World
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Orders coming, and it's exactly what you you think it's
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: gonna be. Do you think George Bush wanted a new
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: world order or was that a kind of let's bring
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: the crazy people out of hiding sort of thing.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, that just kind of seems like a very
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: like if you listen to it, you know, and you
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: kind of delete the creepy music in your mind, it
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: just kind of sounds like he's trying to say, we
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: need to have a more peaceful world, right, you know,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: like this is you know, let's try let's all try
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: to this is all that shit's behind us, you know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean I get why it kind of
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: kicked things off for people because if you were looking
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: for that word and you heard it, and also we
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: talked about this. I did an episode with John Fahey
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: while you were on tour about Ruby Ridge and Ruby
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Ridge we talked about on that episode. You know, these
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: New World Order types were like, they're going to militarize
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: the police pretty soon. The police are gonna have fucking
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: tanks and assault rifles. And back then people were like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: shut up and here we are.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, yeah, I mean, it's fucking you're here's the
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: here's the deal, guys.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: You're fucking doomed, all right, No, absolutely, you doomed.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: You think you're gonna get an AR fifteen at a
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: gun show and use it to fight back against the
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: police in the middle. That's hilarious, right, all right, you
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: might make it an extra three months eating dog food
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: out of a shopping cart with your fucking crying children
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: who are mad because they can't get any Wi Fi
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: to download the Angry Birds update. You're gonna die, you do?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: You have no control?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: You fucking you Just listen to your pals at him
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: and Connor, make fistfuck jokes and enjoy yourself until the
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: fucking black helicopters come.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: All right, You're not You're not fighting anybody. You're done.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Ten days of Darkness is coming. That's a that's a
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: deep conspiracy.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Theory.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and too, that's a current one ten Days
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: of Darkness. It's a they call it the Calm before
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: the Storm, or now it's just called the storm. And
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: it's a conspiracy theory that claims Trump and Mueller are
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: actually working together, oh of course, and that Trump pretended
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: to be tied to Russia, so a third party would investigate,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: at which point they will actually uncover a child sex
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: cabal between Hillary Clinton and Obama that is actually tied
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: to Russia. And it's it is a rabbit fucking hole.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I was also four Channel. Of course, I wish that
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: was really so bad. I know, that would be amazing.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I did those kids, and.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: My Obama's nothing when every time I do a president
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: it just turns into Bill Clinton.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: It was the nineties, man, I thought it was cool.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And also in nineteen ninety the National Defense Authorization Act,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: it did the exact thing New World Order types were
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: worried about. That's what that's the bill that cleared the
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: way for local governments to get basically military surplus.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Shit.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so like yeah, big riots, you know, right. Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: And then this is around the time Ruby Ridge, Waco
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: in Oklahoma City, all kind of happened in rapid fire
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: succession rapid fire. That was a bad choice.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Oo automatic.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: And this is around the time Alex Jones starts popping
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: up on local access television in Austin because Bill Hicks
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: is dead now. And I love this video so much.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: This is one of his early nineteen nineties videos. We'll
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: put it up on the website on pops dot com.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: It's him taking calls covering a pumpkins alloe fucking rule.
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: Come on public access and hang out.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I'm on twenty four hours a day.
• 28:40
  Speaker 11: They say, yeah, pretty close.
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: Well, I can assure you I don't make any money
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: off public access.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: No, I can guarantee you that. Then where you get
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: your money from? I appreciate that call.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Where the pumpkins?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: It's just cut to that in the basket.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: If it's true that the police can have laser, laser
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: or infrared beams if you if you want to call
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: it and they can project those us to your house
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: to basically.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the Austin police departments last time I heard as
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: twenty units with infraredom you have enough of a heat
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: source in your house, it'll it'll pick up the heat
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: source and show a signature it's called flair.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: He's actually signature and and uh we didn't play all
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: of the cut from the Leers from the Yeah, I mean,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: but that heat signature thing. It just catches like grow
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: operations and ship yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. We don't pay for electricity at our fucking
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: crash pad and where we're all like, we got a basement,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: where are we growing pot? Yeah, although I guess at
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: this point that can't be that lucrative anymore. I remember
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: in fucking ninth grade, this chick was like, I hope
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: they don't legalize weed. Some of my best friends are
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: drug dealers. They're gonna have to get jobs.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Oh I said that for I wrote a Cracked article
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: about how I want I think weed should be just
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: as legal as it is as it was at the time.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Medically is fine, Like recreational makes it a whole other thing,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and it's try. It's gonna get a corporate and you know,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: sometimes I want to be like, but I do think
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: in some way it has made selling drugs on your
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: own a little easier because of the tax. Like as
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: soon as we became recreational, I was like, I got
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's so much more
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: expensive now, so maybe we were all wrong. Uh so yeah,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: around this time Bill Hicks dies, but who cares.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll talk about that later.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: And in nineteen ninety nine, Alex Jones founds info Wars.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: It's really the coolest fucking name for a media, such.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Such a great name.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: It's risen.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Planet's pretty good too.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Conservatism is the new counter culture, Populism is the
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: new punk.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Smoking is cool, a pretty good prison planet.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good. So another book that influenced Alex Jones
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: in his early life Behold a Pale Horse. This is
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: a book I have read a couple times. Man, it's
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the book that uh this book and all of the
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: nineties rappers who told me I should read it in
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: their songs are what drove me to read this book.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I actually wrote. I wrote a letter to Source magazine
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: about this book at one point, oh my god, in
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: my teenage years, and they published.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: No fucking way, it's pretty great, nice dude, unsigned hype.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Every grade.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: If podcasting used to circulate like like Biggie's demos, hey
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: where it's just like, man, have you heard the new episode.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Of It'll probably be back to that at some point once.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good EMP wipes out the Internet
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I've ruined so many dates by discussing what an e
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: MP is, Adam, this is like shit, because like every
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: here's here's every date I go on at some point
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: the girl's like, yeah, I just wish we didn't have
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: to be on social media. And I'm like, well, when
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: the EMP it's an a debt, a nuclear device in
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: the upper atmosphere, you won't have to worry about it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: It's gonna fry everything, you know. And then they're just
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: like huh, and I'm like, well, I mean you could
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: try to put your cell phone in a lead box
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: and wait for a cut, and.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: It's just like, what the fuck?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: It is scary though.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Oh it's terrifying.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think about it all the time. Every time.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Every time my fucking car doesn't go through or my
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: phone doesn't work for a second.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: There's a little part of me that's like, just got emped.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Just happens.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I saw a tweet once that said the
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: first fifteen minutes of the apocalypse will just be us
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: wondering why Wi Fi it's not working?
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: And I can see that. Yeah, it's a scary thing
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: because it wouldn't. It's a situation where you'd almost rather
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: die because things are gonna be rough. Oh yeah, if
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: we go if there's no electricity, it's gonna be fucking mad.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Oh we don't.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: We don't fucking know how to do anything.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have two bottles of water top of our
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: refrigerator for a disaster. Yeah, emergency. It's like, we will
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: die within three days if we only have two bottles.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: What oh for sure? I mean, And I think, you
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: know what fucking neighborhood I live in.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be able to out loot anybody at
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: the local Vaughn's.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: You do not have the guns for it, I know.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only time I've ever even considered getting
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: a gun.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: I was listening to U.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I listened to this military news show on talk radio sometimes,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: and this guy's talking about earthquakes. He had a little
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: earthquake and he was like, yeah, I'd recommend a shotgun,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: and I was like, man, if there is an earthquake,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: it would be a good time to have a shotgun.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And I was just like jeeuz fucking listening to myself.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a four point five. The other night
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: we did is in the middle of the night.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw some fucking well, yeah, here's I
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: get all my fucking information through fucking people, Like well,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: it just took a big shit sorry, and.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, there was an earthquake anyway. Behold a Pale Horse.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Behold a Pale Horse. This is a book. It was
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: really popular with rappers in the nineties. One rapper in
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: particular named Rask. You ever heard him vaguely? He's pretty great.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: He lives in Carson, California. I figure if we can
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: corner him at his day job, he'll probably get him
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: on the polocat.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Isn't a KMS one krs one?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Krs one?
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I kind of like that, just like one
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: of those guys like that where it's just like always
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: says they're good, but I never actually heard any of
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: his music.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Oh he's great. I saw him here in La a
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: couple months ago. KRS one, not ras Cass. Like I said,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Razcast probably has a job. And this book is what
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: kind of got me into conspiracy theories in general. It's
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: one of the most famous conspiracy books ever written. It's
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: written by a guy named William Cooper. And one of
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: the first things when you open the book, I think
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: it might be where you would expect a dedication page
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: to be. It says, if I die, the Freemasons killed
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: me so good. And he died in two thousand and one.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: A weird side note about this guy. We did an
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: episode of Pretty Scary where we interviewed a psychic named
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Chris Medina, and at one point during the episode, kind
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: of out of nowhere, he goes, Adam, are you familiar
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: with a guy named Bill Cooper? And I was like,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: William Cooper, the guy that wrote the conspiracy. He was
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, yeah, And then he goes into this
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: story about how Bill Cooper came to him and told
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: him all these things about how he died and shit
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: about aliens, and then he tells this weird story about
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: how they're At one point, he woke up and there
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: was an alien standing in his doorway.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: My god, and it had.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: These like crazy skinny legs. And at one point one
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: of his psychic voices or whatever he describes them as, goes,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: look away. The alien needs you to look away so
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: he can leave.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, my god.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: And he didn't look away, and he said at one
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: point the alien like made it look like his leg
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: looked like the alien's leg, and then he looked away
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: and it was gone. And so that came up. That
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: came up on an episode of Pretty Scary.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: It's another thing. I got into a fight with a
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: girlfriend about it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: She was like, yeah, I went to a psychic and
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: it's like I had you know, I thought it was
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: a lot of fun. And she's like, you ever go
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: to a psychic And I was like, no, I think
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: they're opportunistic shysters to take money from old women like
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: my grandmother who are on a fixed income, and tricked
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: them into assigning significance to their life. And I think
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: it's just a really shitty, evil.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Thing to do.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: And she was like, I had a good time, and
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, I meant, oh, I meant it was fun.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: I think they're cool. It's such an asshole.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Damn it, Connor, I know.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: So.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. William Cooper was killed in a shootout with police
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: in two thousand and one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: What a colinky dink exactly.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: And there's a pretty famous video of Alex Jones interviewing
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: William Cooper in nineteen ninety eight, but it's forty five
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: minutes long, so we can't. Really.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: It's called hanging with mister Cooper, and.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: So he was in influence, is what I'm saying. But
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: they also have a pretty significant fallout. More on that later.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: What was Behold a Pill Horse about?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: It's about the New World Order exactly.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: It's basically Pat there are and William Cooper is a
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: white guy.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: There are three or four books that were pretty huge
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: in the nineties that pertain to the New World Order.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: One is written by Pat Robertson that the super religious
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: seven hundred Club guy. Okay, yeah, yeah, he wrote a
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: book that's called The New World Order, which is one
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: of the first books about it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like those fucking tablets in Kansas or whatever
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: that's like have one hundred thousand people and shit like that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Georgia Guidestone, Yeah, the creepiest ship.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, the Kansas tablets, Georgia GUI, the Georgia satellites.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know. You look at those and you're like, not.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: A bad point, I mean yeah, and it's like they're there.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: It's I think the stone tablet at the Denver Airport
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: is fucking creepy. Oh yeah, yeah, by the fucking New
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: World Airport Commission or some shit.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: It's like you're trolling fucking conspiracy people. You know, Oh, Denver,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: We're coming Mean Boy show in June. First I think
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: to go in the Twitter.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll do a meet up at the airport
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: lobby and we'll just go to the Cinnabon at the
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Denver Airport.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: All that shit is in the lobby, like all the
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Capstone and the those creepy murals.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I cruised around last time. I had a
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: lay over there and did did a little un Pops
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: walking tour. Yeah that's great anyway.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Uh so let's get into some of Alex Jones' favorite
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. For one thing, he's a nine to eleven truther.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: He was an executive producer on Loose Change. I didn't
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that either.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he allegedly didn't.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Loose Jamesley start off as a joke and then they're
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: kind of like, alright, but actually this is kind of crazy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The guy was trying to write like a fiction,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: a piece of fiction when he started making that documentary,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: and he claims as he started researching it, he started
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: to believe it's true. He actually really regrets it now
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: with him while I was researching this.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Sort of like Neil Strauss who wrote the game.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's just like, you know, it's
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: what I thought at the time.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I am become douche destroyer of Pussy's.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: That is such a multi layered joke. It's there's too much.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: It's so smart and so fucking stupid.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I bet you're not getting that on last podcast
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: on the left, or maybe you are. I've never left.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's the name, that's the coke that's with the
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: RC cola to the last podcast that I left, right.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: So he allegedly this is another video. He allegedly made
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: claims in July two thousand and one, again, I was
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: on television that the government was going to pull a
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: false flag attack, Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: Saying call Washington, tell him to call off the attack, Hello,
• 39:47
  Speaker 10: ladies and gentlemen.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Just also looks like something that he could have just
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: made after the fact.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like he just recorded himself saying a lot
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: of crazy shit. So I'd be right about something. Yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: In one broadcast, tyranny is enveloping. The GLO in the
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: United States is a shining jewel.
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: The globalists want to bring down and they will use
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: terrorism as the pretext to get it done. So that's
• 40:07
  Speaker 10: coming up in the second half of the show.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Very can't wait.
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: You call the White House and tell them, Look, we've
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: seen the news stories that you've wanted to blow things up,
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: that you have blown things up.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: And the white four.
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: Million of us are going to die. We need martial
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: law and the Associated Press.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Give me the White House one of.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Your little drill Remember when all that happened, when there
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: was martial law and four million of us arsh.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Star have you pulled this crazy?
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: This can stop this?
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: Hit Larian Reichstag event.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Hit Larry, You're hit larious.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. So that was him, uh claiming to
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: have predicted nine to eleven.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: It just has such a better ring than stalinistic.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hilarion sounds smooth.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I've never even it's mal.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Esque, you know. Uh yeah. Being a nine to eleven
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: truther is where Alex Jones loses me. But we'll we'll
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: we'll get to all of that at the end. I
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: have very strong feelings about Alex Jones.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, he says he is the only the only
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: reason that I'm not a nine to eleven Truthers because
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, I'm just too tired to commit to.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Fucking yeah yeah, and it's.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, I don't know, man, I gotta like
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: go to bed at night, and I can't fucking be
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: I can't be that guy twenty four to seven.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think. I think nine to eleven and the
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Truther movement is kind of along the same lines as Wormwood,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: where the government is fine letting us debate and argue, oh,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: it was an inside job or uh whatever, because that's
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: the crazy story that is false and we're never going
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: to prove it. But I think the actual story is
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: what they're trying to hide, Yeah, which is that we'll
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: talk about it at the end of damn it. Yeah,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: let's talk about Bohemian Grove. This is one of his
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: earliest TV appearances. He infiltrated Bohemian Grove. Bohemian Grove is
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: a campground located at two zero six zero one Bohemian
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Avenue in Monte Rio, California. Connor, Let's see if they're
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: on trip Advisor.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude, Nah Duke's Bohemian Grove.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Bar ah God damn it. You would think that's.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Like you remember when Dick Cheney's house was blocked off
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: of Google Maps. They're just like a black hole where
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: it was it was supposed to be.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Did that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucking funny. I imagine it's a
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: similar kind of thing or else. You know, you could
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: go zoom in and you just see you know, George
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Soros in the Plague doctor Mask, you know, Diddling a
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: ninth grader.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: So yeah, as we mentioned earlier, each July, Bohemian Grove
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: hosts this two week encampment where all of the most
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: powerful people in the world come together. And it was
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: thought during the New World Order times that this was
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: the launch point for the cracked down at Waco and
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: for planning the Oklahoma City bombing.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's like it's like Coachella for capitalists, right, It's
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: it's where all the bad people come to decide what
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: false flags and things they're gonna pull off.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, over the next few years. Pizzagate another favorite of
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Alex Jones.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: On cover Pizzagate. We have covered it, we are covering it,
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: and all I know is God help us. We're in
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: the hands of creeval. I love how the fake news
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: is saying we're fake news.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I love this video because he just keeps going back
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: and forth between I can't keep talking about pizza Gate, no,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: or why are you saying we're not talking about Pizzagate.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: We talk about it every day.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you made seen of them using this against our gvernment.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: They recruited pedophiles in the government. Have our reporters covering pizzagate?
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: And I mentioned it some Pizzagate is it's called is
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: a rabbit hole? That is horrifying to go down. Now,
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: if you're a radio listener, this is a powerful video.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: But I've I've had it reposted.
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: Powerful. Powerful. Yeah the gate is real, Like, exactly is it?
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: Let's go ahead and go to the report. Pizza the
• 44:00
  Speaker 12: Gate is real. The question is how real is it?
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: What is it? Something's going on, something's being covered up.
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: Pizzagate is real. The only question is exactly what is it?
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: Kids being I can't even say it on air, folks.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: The video we're gonna tweet it out with bright Bart's statement,
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: Oh good wars dot com dealing with pizzagate. You know,
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: people want me to look at it. I may have
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: to take off a week and just only research this
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: and actually go to where these places are and stuff.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: In fact, I'm looking atza.
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: I can't just say something and not see it from
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: they go to these pizza places. There's like satanic art
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: everywhere there's there's art of these people where they're shoving
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: children into women's vaginas. That's why I can't. Yeah, CEO
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: fans conspiracy theory flames by banning discussion of it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I shouldn't do that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's another for Alex constantly referencing Pizzagate.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: So that's a nice I've got so many fucking papers
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: on his desk at all times. Always, it's like so distracting.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Alex, wait, and he never really seems to react.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: And there's no way he needs him because I have
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I have a ton of papers too, and they're on
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: the floor behind me because when I print out notes,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I don't need them after that, so I just toss
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: them behind me. Yeah yeah, yeah, And once you're through
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: with that episode, like, he doesn't look at those notes
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: enough to need them there at all. So Charlottesville, that's
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: another conspiracy he loves. Uh. He says, the white supremacist
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: that drove into the crowd was an Obama supporter who
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: was obviously drugged out, and he claims that people instigating
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: violence at the event are members of the State Department
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: and CIA on the payroll of George Soros, possibly serving
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: the deep state in order to undermine Trump and his
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: video also claims that Jason Kessler, the organizer of the
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Unite the Right rally, was a former Obama supporter, and
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: at the end of his video on Charlottesville, he focuses
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: on Brennan Gilmour, a protester interviewed by media following the violence,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: suggesting that his history as an employee of the State
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Department meant he was involved at the event as a
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: deep state actor. Maybe I don't.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Know, yeah, yeah, the fucking the crisis actors.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: I want to. I want to. I want to.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: I want to like pose as a crisis actor and
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: get on Info Wars. This has been my plan for
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: a long time, where I just it's just you know,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: like I get someone, I get fucking Vanessa gritting to
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: hand me a paper bag full of twenty dollars bills,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: you know, and then I just pick up a sign
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: that says like down with Trump or something, you know,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: and then just to have just get some grainy cell
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: phone footage and then after he covers it or released
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: the full version, you know, whereas after that then I
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: just take I'd start doing the Gungdam style dance, you know,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: or some whatever the fuck it is.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: That would be pretty great. Or you could just whenever
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: a tragedy happens, make sure you get there in time.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be interviewed, well, I have to start listening
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: to the show to no one. They're popping up. He's
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: got inside lines.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: This is a quote from Alex Jones. I've been to
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: these events. A lot of the kk IF.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: I may I've been to these events.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: A lot of the KKK guys with their hats off
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: looked like from the cast of Seinfeld. Literally they're just
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Jewish actors. Nothing against Jews in general, but they are
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: leftist Jews. I want to create this clash and they
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: go dress up as Nazis.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I have footage in Austin.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: We're gonna find it somewhere here at the office where
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it literally looks like the cast of Seinfeld or like
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Howard Stern in a Nazi outfit.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: My favorite part of that is how this footage that
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: is crucial to the point he's making is just lost
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: somewhere around the office. Yeah, we passed it around.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: He's got a coffee mug on top of it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I fucking love that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Just Jews and the cast of Seinfeld. Detail is so funny.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing. And Gilmour actually filed a lawsuit after
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Jones followers started harassing him, and Jones responded by posting
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: a video called exclusion Leftist Sue Alex Jones for questioning
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Charlottesville ms mp R campaign, and in the video he
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: refers to globalists as a pot bellied pedophile raping a
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: three year old and as gremlins on PCP who are
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: jacked into evil.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: That sounds fair, jacked into evil.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: And then there's Sandy Hook too, but we've talked about
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: we did two fucking.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: You have an evil lightning port.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: He's just there's also the supplements. I didn't realize how
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: much of his income comes from these fucking supplements.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's all of it. John Oliver did a good
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: thing about it, but.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Merely his main grown beans.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's all fun. It's so good.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, you gotta if you have actually have you
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: actually listened to the show.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I've never listened to an entire episode.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Me and Keith Carrey whenever we go in the road, well, yeah,
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: we end up playing it in the car. And it's
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: every episode is like the greatest because you watch these
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: compilations and you realize, like as you listen to it,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: you're like, you could do one of these every day.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Every single show is the best song as his show.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: It's like an hour. Maybe it's a lot of ads,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: it's a lot of fluff. It's not really that much, Alex.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: It's not that it's not.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: That I figured it was like a Howard Stern thing
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: where he's just on for like four hours of morning.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: I mean I tuned in.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: We're going up to NorCal or something, and he's just like,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: you know, every once in a while, I like.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: To do this with my shirt off, just to trigger
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: the globalists.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: And he just talked about being shirtless for ten minutes
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: and then he's.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, we're gonna get to the We're getting
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: to the bottom of Roger Stone and Henry KUIs him
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to your right after this. But in the meantime, you
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: gotta protect your teeth, all right. You're protecting your assets
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: with our offshore investing strategies, but add info wars toothpaste
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: as the premium floor rides to keep your kids loving
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: pussy like it was just it's so fucking good and
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: it's just the way he segues from yeah, yeah, the
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: world is doomed, but uh, now, socks are something that
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: you spend ninety percent of your life in socks.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Did you know that?
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I a friend of mine who writes for the
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Washington Post. His name's Dave Weegle. He just posted, oh yeah,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: he posted a thing on Instagram where Breitbart, Like lately,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Breitbart has been talking all about how great the economy's
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: going under Trump U. But also their ads are all
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: the economy's gonna crash soon. You better invest in silver
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: because it's like they still have to take ads from
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: these fringe people. Oh for sure, yeah, but have to
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: push the message that everything's fine.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Here's something every time I hear Breitbart, you know the
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: school Schoolboy Q song that part, yeah we didn't't conversate
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: with the fakes Breibart.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: I hear that shit every time I look at Breitbart.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know why.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: According to Newsweek, too, we just want to paaper break.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: According to Newsweek. Two of the products that he sells,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Caveman Paleo Formula and Miko z X, both contain significant
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: amounts of lead.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's selling Mexican candy.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: So the last thing I want to talk about is
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: the theory that Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks. Now,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan had Alex Jones.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: On, Oh, it's a good shit if you listen to.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: It, And for one thing, they smoke a blunt of course,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: which is fantastic. But here's the thing. Here's the thing
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: about this video. Alex Jones never says, no, I'm not
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Bill Hicks.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: No, he doesn't.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: What he does say is I'm Bill Hicks. But when
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan asks him, he just kind of doesn't answer.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Well, the best part about watching people going this happened
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: with Kurt Metzkert recently, is he goes on, he just
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: he gives you two like nitro glycerin cold brew coffees
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: of the fucking the air is thick with pot smoke,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: you know, and you take a bunch of alpha brain,
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: you know, so you just you just jacked to shit
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: and you just like, like, you know, sometimes people aren't
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: doing that shit every day, So they just go on
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: and they just start going and it is a true
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: read like what Kurt metzker on fucking.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: On with the Owen Benjamin right after he got in
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: all that trouble.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: He's fucking fantastic because he is just like peer like
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: it's like you can see it in his fucking Isaac.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: This man is jacked. I had the same thing. I
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: went on Realized podcast out in New York. They have
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: this death Wish coffee. It's the strongest coffee, like knowing
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: the man. I had a monster a dunkin coffee and
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: two cups of death Wish, and I was just like
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: pedophile jokes at like lightning speed.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I was just like, up there.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: We should start doing that. We should have guests on into.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, just bring fucking you know.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I'd be so fucking into that.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Let's listen to Jare Reynolds. If you ever tried to adderall.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Now camera and tell everybody you're not Bill Hicks so.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Stupid to tell him you're not.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: I'm not either, tell him well number one, people tell
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: him conspiracy.
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: Here's what happens. I dies, Here's what happens. They think
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: it's a flat earth too. I take real stuff.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: It was Joe's on his research, not kissing his ass.
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: So he knows all these little points on making better
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: than I even did. I'm like remembering stuff when he
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: brings it up because I try to suppress half this crap.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: I can't handle it anymore. Man, I'm forty three and
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: I'm sitting here looking at all this. And then and
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: these people come up to me on the street and
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: they go, hey, Joe, Hey Joe, sapping like five times.
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: And then I try, oh, I knew you were you
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: know we were.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: I mean not just Jones, Alex whatever, whoever you name is.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Bill.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: Here's what I'll be on the street or I'll be
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: at a restaurant and they come over and they go
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: they say, hey, Bill, Hey, Bill, Hey, Bill made a
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: really show Rogan that's the conspiracy. And and I turn
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: around and go, oh, I know it's you all because
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: I did a few pieces and one little video with
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: a guy that lived in Austin that you knew. That's
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: how I met you with.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: But you don't like Bill Hicks, Yes, you do about it,
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Like what did you get like massive plastic surgery change
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: the week? Like your voice is so different than that
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: and what I'm.
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: Saying is that no one ever wants to look real
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: conspiracies because they're complex and hard to understand. They want
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: to just go with the earth is flat, his hair
• 53:59
  Speaker 8: looks he's living underneath the Capitol dinosaurs on yeah or
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: well no, I mean listen, the point is I'm gonna
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: bash yeah. Yeah, it's could have a free open mind.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: But he doesn't promolgate stuff. He's only researching what's been said.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: So I want to just get this.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Out of the way.
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: I am Bill Hicks. I'm actually you are hell will
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: Bill Hicks me like sixty.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: I think he does probably be about your age in
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: nineteen ninety four, so uh.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Do the map.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, he never says he's not. Yeah, He very
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: clearly kind of dodges the question, oh yeah yeah, and
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: then says, I am jokingly.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like that Luisy Cake thing where Donald
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Rumsfeld won't say that he isn't a lizard.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that shit?
• 54:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dog, yeah that shit is good.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like that is weird.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, you smoke for long enough, Like Bill
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Hick says that great joke, He's like, how much do
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: you smoke a day he goes pack, He's like.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, a pack A pack.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: I go through two lighters a day, buddy, you know.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I don't know. I've read so much crazy
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: shit researching this podcast. Remember we looked into when we
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: were talking about MK Ultra. One of the things they
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: were looking into was whether they could make a person
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: seem like they had a progressive disease that they didn't
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: actually have, so then they could go in and be like, hey,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: we can fix that. Yeah, but you gotta do this.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: What if that fucking happened? Yeah?
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: What if they're like, hey, you got pancreatic cancer, isn't
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: it You want to play you like you like being alive.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: The other thing that's weird about it is like, you know,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Bill Bill Hicks's family is still around it. I mean,
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know if there's fucking much money.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who knows.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: The thing is, even if he's not Bill Hicks, which
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: he's probably not. I don't trust Alex Jones to be
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: what he actually says he is. I think Alex Jones,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Here's what I think happened with Alex Jones. I think
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: when the right wing militia stuff really started kicking off
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: in the nineties, and it coincided with the Internet coming
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: to be a thing. I think the government had two choices.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: They could go repressive and just kind of crack down
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: on the Internet and what we can do and say
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: on it, yeah, or they could get ahead of the
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: story a little bit and put their own people out there,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: like Alex Jones is a fucking pioneer when it comes
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: to the Internet. Oh yeah, for it was one of
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: the first.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: You watched that old video of him in front of
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: the campfire, like welcome to the info War, you know, and.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh shit, okay, And I could see the government,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: instead of going, well, we're gonna need a crackdown on
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: the Internet of some sort, going no, why don't we
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: just put you know, our own misinformation out there. Well,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: that's to confuse people.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: That's the point of propaganda.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: It's the saying, I believe is to exhaust critical thinking
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: and annihilate the truth.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: You know, So you bombard, you prop up a charismatics
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: figure like this.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: It's just like it's just like if you have a
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: record label and you're like, I think this CARDI B
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: chick has something, I'm going to put a million dollars
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: behind her.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get her in the fresh close.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I'm gonnaet her working with the best producers, and I
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: think we're gonna have a star.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: It's like, all right, this Alex Jones guy.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna you know, we're gonna I'm gonna call my
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: buddies over at the Washington Post. We're gonna write some
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: think pieces about him. We're gonna get him rocking and rolling.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: In twenty years, he's gonna have everybody fucking chasing their tails,
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: not knowing what to believe, right.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: And I think that is exactly what's happening with him.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's his purpose and the thing that what
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: really anytime a nine to eleven Truther doesn't mention Saudi Arabia,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're fucking up to something.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Oh that's a good that's a good fucking test man.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Because I think I think nine to eleven.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look at your fingernails. Never heard that ship the
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: gay test? Oh no, yeah, apparently, Well it's a yeah
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: because guys look at their fingernails like this, you know,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: and women will look at them.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Like this because he want the full picture. Oh you know.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: So it's that's that was an old thing in uh
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: in elementary school that I got fooled by many a time.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: You know, Connor failed the gay test.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, I gotta go an instagram DM.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: I did a video for Drew Lynch, and I get
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: this instagram from this DM from this chicks like I say, you,
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Drew Lynch, You're cute?
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Are you?
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: How old are you? And are you gay? It's thanks.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: But the thing about nine to eleven, I feel like,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: like when we did the Wormwood episode, or if you
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: just watch the Wormwood documentary, the conclusion that they kind
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: of arrive at is that the government was probably more
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: comfortable defending or dealing with the fallout from a Hey,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: you experimented with LSD and killed a guy, Like, that's
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: a story the government can maneuver around and like give
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: the family money and apologize. Yeah, But what they kind
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: of point out at the end is that, no, maybe
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: this guy was going to expose that we use chemical
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: weapons in Korea. Yeah, and that's an entirely different thing.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: There's a big difference between Oh, we need to fire
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Sydney Gottlieb for murdering this guy, or should we try
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: all of the American leaders for war crimes, like that's
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: what that was. If we used chemical west, we.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Have to tear it down in a bunch of statues
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: of Douglas MacArthur like that.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: That's a way bigger thing to have to cover up. Yeah,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: So it seemed like the conclusion of that Wormwood documentary
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: is kind of that they were more comfortable tackling this
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: story and letting people believe that's all it was as
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: opposed to what it really was. And I feel the
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: same way about nine to eleven. I feel like my
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: conspiracy with nine to eleven. I don't think it was
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: an inside job. I think it's really obvious that Saudi
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Arabia had a whole lot to do with it. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: most of the hijackers were Saudi's. There was that conspiracy
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: theory myth for a long time that. Oh, in the
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: nine to eleven report is finally released, there's a bunch
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: of stuff in there about Saudi intelligence working with the hijackers,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: and when it was released that stuff was in there. So,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: but we're also not going to invade Saudi Arabia, especially
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: not at that point in history with them being our
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: literally our only ally in the Middle East.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's just so much money tied up in there.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: And there's no proof that their government did it. It
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: could have just been I think it was like a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: radical element inside Saudi Arabia. And after we found that out,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: we were like, we can't just go in front of
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: the American public and be like, yeah, Saudi Arabia did this,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: but it was their government and we're not going to
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: invade their government, So sorry everybody.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: We invade Iraq. Yeah, And then people like Alex Jones
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: materialized to say no, it was George Bush did it
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: or fucking Dick Cheney did it, and all these crazy
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: jet fuel can't melt steel beams And now that's like
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: the conspiracy theory narrative. Yeah, but no one talks about
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Saudi Arabia.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: It's like like if like Russia did like some shit
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: in the Cold War or something, is, we can't go
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: after Russia. They got nuclear weapons. It's a whole thing
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: that would be destabilizing the entire globe. Let's just get like,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: can we can we just like fucking slap a sticker
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: on a Ukrainian guy and call it close up enough?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: You know, I can we get it?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Like, can we get like a dude from like Kazakhstan
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: with light skin to make him the bad guy.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: We just need a Russian type.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: It's like a casting director is like, we can't get
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: you Zach Effron, all right, but the kid in Baby
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Driver is free, you know, and you're like, all right, yeah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Ansel Logate, okay, sure.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: And I can't think of the name of the documentary
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I need. I'll bring it up on a future show
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: or we'll post it in the Info Wars store. But
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: there was a documentary on Netflix and it's about a guy.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: He actually I believe comes up in He might come
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: up in Wormwood. He comes up in some documentary that
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I've also covered, but this documentary is all about him.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: And he worked for the government and his job was,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: say me and you looked out the window and saw
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: what we thought was a UFO. Yeah, and we take
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: a picture and we put it on YouTube, and what
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: we actually saw was something the government was testing that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: they didn't want people to know about.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: This guy's job was to then come to to us
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: and go, hey, I have some other insider information that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I can get you. You can't like reveal my identity,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: but I'll give you this.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you go.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: You're telling me go to the ufokndches you fuck with people.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: And he would give them false information to discredit them.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: So then the thing that they originally posted that was
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: actually kind of a big find. People would just be like, yeah,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: well whatever, this motherfucker's faking all of this. Yeah, like
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: that was his job. And I think that's Alex Jones' job.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's what Alex Jones fucking does in this world.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I think he spreads disinformation on behalf of the government,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: not against the government.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: And what's interesting is we mentioned William Cooper.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: As any any kind of skepticism gets now lumped in
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: with him, right, Yeah, he's skeptical, certainly, but I mean
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: he's the fringest elements. It's like it's like if you
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: do like metal and then someone just put a billion
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: dollars behind Limp biscuit or whatever, yeah, you know, and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: it's just like, oh my god, I got people thinking
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: I'm Limp, I'm just listening to these arpeggios.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a fucking virtuoso.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And the we mentioned William Cooper, this will
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  Speaker 2: end on that, but also don't forget Alex Jones went
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  Speaker 2: to court over custody for his kids, and his lawyer like,
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  Speaker 2: their main argument was, he's just a character. It's just entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: That's not really He's not really that guy. Yeah, and
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: then of course he put a video up a few
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: hours later and was like, no, that's really me. But
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: that's exactly what that character would do. Of course he
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: would put that video up and say no, it's real.
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  Speaker 3: He's Jiminy Glick for democracy.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll end on this. This is We mentioned William
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  Speaker 2: Cooper earlier and they William Cooper and Alex Jones were
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  Speaker 2: friends initially. And then this is a video William Cooper
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  Speaker 2: or this is from a William Cooper radio show right
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  Speaker 2: before he died.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, Bogues, I'm your man. The only thing you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: ever get to now the time is the truth. Now
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  Speaker 5: I want you to understand that this little series that
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  Speaker 5: we're doing is.
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  Speaker 2: Not and I should pause just to mention, even though
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  Speaker 2: the people at home can't see it, how disturbing this
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  Speaker 2: video looks because it's not actually Bill Cooper talking. It's
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: a loop of Bill Cooper's mouth moving to make it
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  Speaker 2: seem like he's.
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  Speaker 4: It's got kind of a weird scanner darkly yeah to it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who is in scanner Darkly? Alex Jones.
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  Speaker 4: No shit, Oh that's right. I've never actually seen it.
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  Speaker 2: I have either, Yeah, I just I researched it and
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  Speaker 2: then didn't think it was important enough to put in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: the notes. So this is Bill Cooper talking about Alex Jones.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing personal against Alex Jones or anybody else. But I
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: happen to know for a fact, absolute fact, and listen
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  Speaker 5: to me very carefully, that people who practice this kind
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: of broadcasting and claim to be an American patriot do
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: nothing but discredit all of us. Eventually. It's wrong. It
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: is absolutely wrong. This guy would take a call and
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: some caller would report something, and instead of saying, well,
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  Speaker 5: we're not you know, like I do on this broadcast,
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  Speaker 5: when somebody calls in and starts wants to tell a rumor,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: I tell them, no, we don't do that on this broadcast.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: You want to call me tomorrow, I'll check it out.
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  Speaker 5: And it turns out to be true to me, the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: listening audience needs to hear it. Then, you know, we'll
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: make arrangements for you to call in and it can
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  Speaker 5: be your story, and we'll do it. But that's the
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  Speaker 5: only way it's done on this broadcast. All of these
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: other people they take phone calls, and a lot of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: these phone calls are people spreading rumors. And these rumors
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: ninety nine percent of them turn out to be wrong,
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  Speaker 5: and it's wrong to allow that to happen, especially when
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  Speaker 5: the host takes it and runs with it without any checking,
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  Speaker 5: without any calling, without any research, without anything. This is
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  Speaker 5: one of the people who pulls faxes off the fax
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  Speaker 5: machine and reads them over the here. This is the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: one of people who indiscriminately reads Associated Press wire reports
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  Speaker 5: and ABC wire reports and news releases and press releases
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: without checking them out. Associated Press UPI, especially ABC have
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: been well known to plant fake, phony and false stories.
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  Speaker 5: We've all discovered that over the years. No radio host
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  Speaker 5: who reports.
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  Speaker 4: The news okay, especially on a day when he knows.
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  Speaker 2: Let's play the segment he was building up to talking
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  Speaker 2: about this is Alex Jones on December thirty first, nineteen
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine. Ooh, broadcasting live.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't imagine he has any offinions about Y
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  Speaker 4: two K. This is a sort of thing. He'd be
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  Speaker 4: into it all.
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  Speaker 2: And like this is some war of the world shit.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this shit.
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  Speaker 11: Cash machines are failing in Britain and now other European
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 11: countries for finding large amounts of closes in France. Nothing
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  Speaker 11: di Vladimir Putin who is known as Vladimir the Ruthless
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  Speaker 11: and using all his profanity on national TV.
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  Speaker 2: You name it.
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  Speaker 11: We won't read the profanity here, but we've got it.
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  Speaker 11: This person is on an unbelievable power prip and resembled
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  Speaker 11: a demon. He is a creature of the IMF and
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  Speaker 11: the World Bank and international communism. He is a former
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  Speaker 11: KGV head and this information is vital, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 11: We are seeing the new world order really come out
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  Speaker 11: in full force. More wars than have been in the
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  Speaker 11: last fifty years are going on right now, the more
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  Speaker 11: in chesting. It is raging and rosny with well reports
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  Speaker 11: of hundreds of thousands dying.
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  Speaker 2: Is that true, folks, No, none of that was true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that was in especially the part like he made
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  Speaker 2: it sound like ruthless. He made it sound like there
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  Speaker 2: was just chaos unfolding. Oh yeah, everywhere on Y two K.
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  Speaker 2: And my most vivid memory of Y two K is
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: waking up and remembering, oh, yeah, it's already y two
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  Speaker 2: K in Australia. Let's see how it's going there. And
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I turned on the TV fireworks celebrations and I'm like,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: it's fine. Yeah, yeah, we are totally fine.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. I heard, I heard, I heard.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is true, but I heard
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  Speaker 3: that they they had like some computer like systems that
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: were in charge of like seeing if women were likely
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: to have birth defects in England, and I guess why
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: two K fucked with that, and some some women had
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: kids that like shouldn't have in their kids, like some
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: like the that shit kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Got fucked on.
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  Speaker 2: Why two K babies? Yeah, yeah, that's so correct. We
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: got to look into that.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was fucking gnarly.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's true or not. I just
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: heard it somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's true. So that's Alex Jones.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: As we rail against disinformation.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk about that. Yeah, it's probably fine. Uh
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: So that's the Alex Jones episode. I'm convinced this motherfucker
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: works for the government. Yeah, I don't think no one
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: could be him in real life.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he cares that much. Yeah, you know,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: I think he's a performer. Yeah, I think he likes,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: you know, kind of stirring the pot.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: He finally figured out what moves supplements. He's goddamn sticking
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, Uh so we can barely keep him on
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: the shield. That's it's always, it's always. We got a
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: new ship, man, I don't know how long it's gonna last. Well,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: we have thirty forty bottles of coffee.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Like it's like, I'm like, sure, why did you only
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: get thirty or forty?
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  Speaker 3: You know, maybe if you get through good good, good
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: on you. But I mean I would, I would get
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: on it fast because people really want this, this new
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: line of stockings that a stop the government from seeing
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: what your knees are.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Like like, yeah, uh I think I will be back
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: from tour by the time this goes up.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: So, thank you for coming out to see me tell jokes,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: which I know so many of you.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Did, oh so many.
• 1:09:36
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• 1:09:43
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• 1:09:46
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• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: a struggling young business. I mean, we're not struggling. We're
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: doing pretty well.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: But you're doing all right, but a you could always
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: be doing better.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: You could always be doing better. I know, uh, Connor,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: what do you got to plug? You're on fucking Starburns
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: now right.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, Starburns Audio.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I mean we're single handedly responsible for getting Rick and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Morty renewed for seven the episodes. So yeah, Mean Boys
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: is rock economics fad and on Twitter, Instagram and uhl,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: gonna be in Vegas and Denver at the end of May.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Check the Mean Boy Twitter for details on that.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: We'll hang out with you. We went on the road,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: met a lot of you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking shout out to any of you if we fucking
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: had a good time. We hung out with everybody for
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: a long ass time.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: It was very fun. Well, I always, I'll always hang
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: out with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be at the Velve in Austin, Texas headlining
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: four shows June fifteenth and sixteenth, and then the Secret
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Group in Houston, Texas on Father's Day. What is that?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: As Alex Jones calls it, the day he gets extra
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: drunk at the barbecue place by his house, and I'm
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: somewhere in Arkansas on June fourteenth, and I don't know where,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: so uh yeah, I figure that one say. I'm going
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: up to the Pacific Northwest in August. So if you're
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: if you're out there, fucking uh yeah, look into that
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: you're out there, fucking Oh yeah, what is this going out?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: You think?
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  Speaker 2: I think like the week after next?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm taking to a TV set in Chicago, May
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  Speaker 3: twenty third at the Promontory. If it's if you listen
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: to this before, then ticket links in my Instagram bio.
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  Speaker 3: So if you want to come watch me do some
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: jokes about fucking you can go get tickets there.
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  Speaker 2: Nice. All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Connor say goodbye, audios, goodbye everybody. We love you. Keep
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: your plans.
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  Speaker 12: Have to be sure