Latest / Los Pickups Podcast / Episode 33 NFL Week 1 Results Analysisms and Week 2 Predictions
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- Los Pickups Main: Crazy leg, crazy leg, crazy leg, crazy leg. We laugh, we're recording? golly, golly. Alright. It'll harvest time. Yeah. This is good. I like this a lot. It kinda matches. Hell yeah. Almost matches. It's it's actually almost perfect. Almost perfect. Excellent. Alright, here we go. speak clearly everybody. I think with it being raised. That should help. Yeah. It should definitely help. Hopefully they can hear me, dude. They can hear you bro. I can hear you. I know they can hear you. I can feel you. Can you feel me? Ready? You feel me? You feel me? You feel me? Hey everybody, thank you so much for tuning again to Lil's Pickups podcast coming to you from the Pacific Northwest, bringing you your weekly dosage of the generisms, tisms. man I that's right. The generisms, tisms, tiggle biddies and everything in between these. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, busting out Latajana right quick just because you know what it is, what it does, and I'm saying it's the shout out to Mijente Mexicana, kid today, the sixteenth, is Mexico's Independence Day. And shout out shout out joke. It's a joke. I hear you. And shout out to Hispanic heritage. month, right? Is that what it's like. Yeah, so nice. That's you too. That that includes you, buddy. I know. Even though I didn't know we'll say otherwise. But we'll we won't we won't get into that. So not now, not now. Thank you guys again for tuning in. we got so much to go over. starting with, you know, week one of Boo The F L season. Many good football Americano. I almost fucking wanted to cry. It was good. It was beautiful. It was fucking beautiful. You know? It's been beautiful. It's been beautiful. It's been awesome. It's been everything I'd hope for. Lots of good things to discuss. But really real real quick, per usual, my man at the Nathahana we got. A Z. My man right here. Bobby Fresh. The boygie man himself. And I'm Ernesto. Thank you again for tuning in. Now, let's get right into the nitty-gritty. And Boingy. Kind of funky schedule to start the year just because NFL just because kind of does whatever it does or do whatever it wants, essentially because they're just a big old money pop. But that being said, they got a lot of influence. So what I'm getting at is that this year, the football season actually started on a Wednesday. I don't remember when the last time that actually happened. It could have been last year. I might be a little bit jaded, but I don't think that was the case. And I don't care that it did. It's happening and we're here. So the Wednesday game, we have a rematch of last year's Super Bowl. The New England Patriots. Versus the Seattle Seahawks in Seattle. And what everyone was expecting was gonna be a shootout, considering, you know, defending defending conference champions going at it, trying to get some revenge on one another. Well, one trying to get revenge on the other, but I digress. Turned out to be kind of a defensive stalwart kind of match. Yeah. It was pretty similar to the Super Bowl, honestly. So it was fucking lame. Pretty fucking boy. Pretty close and scoring. so basically what ended up happening you know and Sam Darnold, Seattle's savior, I guess, g gets knocked out in the first drive of the game 'cause he pulled his butt muscle. Yeah, he only had five plays. Yeah. Something about his butt, right? it's a it is a glute issue now. Initially it was a hip his ass a hip thing. Yeah, but now it's glute. It's his glute. Guess who dropped him for Carson Wentz. I did. for fantasy? Yeah. That's a smart man. Yeah. Yeah. Excellent. interesting game because I will say this. And we already kind of already knew this. all Seattle really has now is defense. And yeah, JSN, who is, you know, a phenom in himself, all it really comes down to is making sure he's got somebody competent enough to actually get him the fucking ball. But We'll get to that a minute. But the defense looked pretty elite, I would say. But they did get help from Drake May. Who I've who I've been saying is a fucking bum since last year. And he just fucking proved my point. Now, I think I s I I got that out of the way. I know you have your thoughts. Please l enlighten me. What you what did you see from game one? Seahawks, Patriots. I am not gonna argue in favor for Drake May at this moment. Shit the bed in the Super Bowl. He I disappointed me in the Super Bowl. You know. Yeah. Yeah. it you throughout last year you did get the feeling that like the Patriots hadn't seen like a legitimate team, a legitimate contender, I guess, throughout everything. But you know, they made it through the playoffs just fine, and so when you hit the Super Bowl on the biggest stage, that's where champions rise and that's where bums fall. And boy did he fucking fall. On his ass, not once. Not twice. He's still fucking fumbling down. So three times. Three interceptions. And the most annoying part is that fucking coming in, I think going into the Super Bowl, coming into the season, the Seahawks tagline is the dark side. And he fucking solidified the name for them. Now they can't not be the dark side, which I think is a stupid fucking name. Also, I'm gonna be raised. In my personal opinion. I don't think it makes sense. I don't think so. Like in coverage, because like you shadow people. people or no, I I your guess is your guess is as good as mine. That that was a good guess. But like I I just think it's a lame fucking excuse. I think it's trying to recreate Legion of Boom, which for I'll give credit when credit is due. That was fucking, you know, legendary. It was dope. But it's not the same. The crowd is loud, the twelves, they knock people out, boom, loud boom, hit people, boom. It made sense. Legion of Boom. Right. What the fuck is the dark s now Darth Vader is like the mascot to the Seahawks? I don't know how the fuck that makes sense. I will save right here before I turn it over to Riley, thought Drew Locke would be maybe deserves another shot. I always thought that he played he was definitely African American He definitely was. I think and Okay he jams out? He definitely deserves to keep playing, keep being in an NFL team and I say for a team to give him a shot. I think other than the Broncos he didn't really do much. So I knew when Sam Darnold went down that they would still be they would still have a a pretty great chance with Drew Locke coming in. Drew Locke was serviceable but also he didn't get to practice with the with the first stringers. Right. So that's gonna make a huge difference. and then apparently Drake Mae didn't shake Drew Locke's he Drake Mae didn't stay to shake hands. Drake May ran and so Drew Locke's like a bum. Yeah, and then so Drew Locke Drew Locke I guess was like Yeah fucking run off the field or some shit like that like and so that's hard. He started talking hella shit and that that's you know it's very it's always interesting 'cause like I never I hate it when dudes like that. G I'm I'm not a fan of Drew Locke. But like he does shit and all of a sudden now now I'm like now I'm like kinda rooting for him. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like don't get me wrong, I'm not I'm not saying he's gonna he's gonna be like you know the next face to the league or nothing like that. But he's carving out a nice career for himself. Yeah. He's got a solid defense to back him up. Yeah. And he's making the most of the opportun making the most of his opportunity, which I think is dope. Yeah, I mean let's let's not mm glaze the Seahawks too much though. You won ten to thirteen with three picks and a backup quarterback. Yeah. So I don't know, you're the defending champions. I wouldn't have a portion. They should have won by more if they had three picks. That's what I'm saying. Like whatever. It's whatever to me. What did you think, Riley? Drake may shit the bed, dude. Do you know what his one T D was and who it was too? A fucking rookie. Damn. Hey man, hey, that's what that's what we call c going full circle. Absolutely. Well done, Riley. Yes, OP. Eric Radon? Rare Rarodon? Raridin? Like Raradin? Like the dealership? Raridin. sorry. E Eli Raridon. Raridon. Raridon. Yeah. Yeah. Well hey turn out congrats to the rookie on his first NFL plus now. Yeah. Yeah. So sorry it came from Drake May. But but here we are. Yeah, that was that was kinda sad to see that Drake May just shipped the bit again. And I feel like it's gonna continue happening if nothing he unless he gets more support, AJ Brown went out really early too. With a high ankle sprain. With a high ankle sprain. So that could've that could've affected the flow of their game too. So kinda. I mean it's not like they had AJ Brown last year and they did just fine. There's Stephon Diggs and Derek Booty or whatever. But if that's Is it Derek? I thought it was Kevin. that's where mo the majority of your passes were going based off your routes and based off your play calling if it was going to AJ Brown that changes a lot. Because AJ Brown and Romeo Dobbs is not an AJ Brown. I mean I hear what you're saying but you're a professional football player, you should be able to adapt to the game too. Well it's not a good look when you're on the receiving end who got the most targets was your starting w w was your starting running back. Yeah. but yeah, they're gonna need some help, that's for the dam sure. So Seahawks continuing to look pretty dominant, can't blame them for it. And Pat's gotta get their shit together. Maybe they're they got PTSD'd. I don't know. Or maybe just 'cause they're you know their head coach got caught up in a whole ass scandal, fucking reports. That's true. That's true. Spreading Spreading NFL gossip and spreading STDs cheeks. Or both. Cheeks. Yes. STD cheeks. STD cheeks. Yes. Cheeks on the field and cheeks off the field. You can't make this shit. That's New England Patriots. Nah, moving ride along. Thursday night game. And this one's quite special, in my opinion, because a lot of lot of playoff and divisional rivalry and intensity coming into this matchup. All the way from down nunda. Give me some bloomin' onion. What? Sorry. Up back steak. Up back steakhouse, Australia. yeah. Thank you for that. Thank you for that. You do have to break it down sometimes, right? Mimi knees. That's a that's a we gotta we gotta pet that shit. So here we are, we got the Rams facing off against the Niners. We all c were expecting a heavyweight belt. And what we got, Oslan, why don't you tell the people what we got? What we got was belt to ass. Niners v Rams. It was we took the Rams or the Lambs to the slaughterhouse down under and put them on the body. the score was twenty seven to seven. Fucking stomped the Rams. They never looked good since the get go. And we'll get into that in little bit. my GOAT Brock Purdy, twenty-five for thirty-four, two hundred and five yards, two bucks and five, three T D's and an interception. This was from minimal contributions from Christian McCaffrey. Mike Evans is looking great. Debo Samuel is fucking great and and should die a niner. George Kittle was back from busting his Achilles in the playoffs last year. Looked good too. It looked great. and I cannot be more happy. And then Demarcus Robinson too, surprised. Pleasant surprise. Very good. he deserves it. He was kinda holding us together in the playoffs last year, so I'm really happy that we were giving him opportunities and he made the most of it. He scored a touchdown, Mike Evans had a touchdown, Debo had a touchdown. It was fucking touchdown central down there. In the down on that. In the down. very happy. The Rams. Miles Garrett hurt himself. Yep, and Niners looked good. Niners looked like a well-oiled machine. Very proud about them. It makes me feel really good for the season. The Rams looked not so great, and that could be because they flew in the day before to Australia. Which I don't understand the thought process behind that, but we can get into that. And the Niners had been there for a week already, and we had been doing a lot of computer. stuff apparently the reception from the Australian fans is that the Niners are Australia's team now. because they were like I don't know they were eating veggie night burgers or some shit. They were doing a lot of stuff in the community over there so the stadium was great. The fans were rocking. It was a really cool game to watch especially because the Niners ended up winning. And stop hearing people not say that Brock Purdy isn't a top ten quarterback in the league. Brock Purdy is a top ten quarterback in the league and half these teams would be lucky to have him as they're Kyle Shanahan. I mean, he played it really well with a revamped defense too. my god. Even though Aaron Donald wasn't there. Which Yeah. Miles Fuck Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald was I think Miles Garrett has not been playing for two to three years. That motherfucker has never sacked Brock Purdy. I'm not worried about it. I wasn't worried about it then. I'm not fucking worried about it now. You know who they should be worried about? Freddie Krueger Warner. Fred Warner tackles after busting his ankle last season. This motherfucker's in his prime. All over the fucking field dude. All over the field. You're never not gonna see him close to the ball. He created a f he forced he had a forced fumble too. This dude, you should if you're an NFL fan, you gotta be watching nine Niner football just to watch Fred Warner. This motherfucker's gonna be in a gold jacket, he's gonna get a fucking statue, this motherfucker's gonna have a statue in my fucking house. That's for goddamn sure. And he should never go anywhere other than a little bobblehead with Fred Warner. That's a good move. I want to do it for a couple people. Dre Greenlaw's back. yeah. Better than ever. Loved seeing that. Look him and Fred Warner are a fucking problem. And he stays healthy. I really I actually enjoy watching Dre Greenlaw. He's everything you want in a football player. Aggressive, violent, cerebral, and athletic. Old school. I will say my final thoughts is I liked Raheem Morris's play calls. I think he's gonna be great defensive coach for us and I'm really excited about this season that we have an actual competent defensive coach and I what I really want is consistency and they keep fucking poaching our defensive coordinators. But Raheem Morris has been fired from a couple of opportunities already, so I don't think he's gonna go anywhere any time soon. And if we can keep him for two, three years, then we're talking about a fucking talking legacy years here that I think that we could have if we could just stay healthy. If we the only team that can beat a healthy Niners team is the Niners themselves. Injuries. In their training camp. I'm gonna choke you out on TV. Moving right along. Don't fucking substance. yeah, so the Rams did leave a lot to be desired. I'll I'll second that. Then losing Miles Garrett, considering he was you know the prized horse, you know, coming into the season definitely hurts, especially because he's gonna be out also about four weeks. If he has to have s a minor procedure on his knee. sucks. And he can't take it. And he can't take advantage of playing for the Browns. This isn't garbage time in the Browns, buddy. This is the fucking NFC West. I don't think I'm gonna go that route and discredit his what what his career has been like. But somebody's also gonna be a Hall of Famer. Motherfucker game with a friend. But he's gonna definitely gonna face a higher level of competition moving forward once he gets back. yeah, exciting shit. game on the docket. we got the Steelers and the Falcons. wow. Yeah. I don't know what I dislike more, Aaron Rodgers or the fact that the Ho Falcons started Cooper Rush. I don't know, Riley, you tell me. I can't c I can't call him like the red red haired gunsinger or what was it? What was Andy Dalton's nickname? Red Rocket. The Red Rocket. Can't call him that. 'cause he did not prove himself to be slings it a lot. He slings it a lot, but he slings it very shitty. Going into the going into the season, did we talk about this on the podcast yet? we we mentioned it a little bit. Riley drafted a wide receiver on the Falcons and I like, I don't know, dude, that he doesn't got anybody throw it to him. Yeah, dude, but he got Cooper Rush and he had he he slings it, dude. He at least slings, he throws the ball. He throws it a lot, yeah. Yeah, well he he did how many times did he throw it this time? He threw it twenty two times. Threw it twenty two times? Yeah. Jesus. he was twelve for twenty two. Yeah. So not a great percentage. he got sacked four times. Beat out Tua, I guess. A hundred sacked four times. interception. Two two picks. two picks. One to T J Y and then And his most targeted receiver was also his running back. Yeah, dude. What the fuck? Bijan Robinson. B. John Robinson, I I pray for health, my boy, because dude, you are You are the offense. rightfully so, don't get me wrong, but special player. You'd think Drake London would get the ball a little bit more. Drake London you gotta be able to get the ball to his hands. Kyle Pitts you know. You know, just to name a couple of the good receiving targets, I mean Juwan Dotson joined them la this last season, so he should have at least got something. And Elamade is the case. shout out a number one target bears from last year. He only got one look. Yeah. it's not like it's not like they don't got after I guess my boy just not my boy. I guess the the red stain stain? Maybe maybe Stefansky maybe Stefansky's point in the ball, I guess. Firecrotch. Yeah, something like the ri yeah. Cro crotch rocket for sure. Thirteen to twenty. Steelers did what they had to do. and I'm not surprised about the outcome. I mean Actually, I am a little surprised. One of the touchdowns came from a T J Watt pick six. That essentially won them the game. Yeah. So that's bad that Actually good Rogers could not fucking squ he stays scoring like ten points a game. Well, if we're if we're gonna talk about Aaron Rodgers for a second, my man was more concerned about his ex fiance wanting to fuck another dude leading up to the first game of the season instead of focusing on his fucking game. Yeah. Now he's got some very interesting takes. You know, he's a very interesting character. and yes, y as you guys have been, you know, very controversial conversation with starters. For for all our fans that that have tuned in since the since the beginning, y'all know my utter disdain that I have for Aaron Rodgers from this base his days of playing with Green Bay. But again I'll give credit when credit is due. The dude is gonna g his he's got a Hall of Fame career, he's gonna be, you know, one of the all time greats. She's a lot fucking duh. I don't know. But coming into the season, he's like, hey, I want another crack at this. He's forty two now. That's not the performance I was expecting considering that he they did play the Falcons and the Falcons at the end of the day had a chance to win the fucking game with Cooper fucking crocked rocket rut rush. I mean that says a lot. That does. He he played I mean he played a really good defense. But that's still he only the Aliens no no the Steelers. Cooperation against the Steelers, which is a really good defense. Yes yes and no and the only reason I'm disagreeing with you is because that pick six, he literally threw it right at fucking TJ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't a special play by TJ. All he had to do was put his fucking hands up. Like his brother, yeah. Yeah. Rogers Rogers with Michael Pittman, Pat Fryermuth, DK Metcalf. Michael Pittman. Why is Dowdle? Rico Dowdle? I thought for what from the Carolina Panthers. I thought Rico Dowdle was on the the Falcons, my bad. you're good. He drew for forty times. Jalen Warren. That's insane. To put up thirteen. Yeah, he threw forty thirty to put up thirteen points. So I don't know. I don't know if I just don't think Rogers has it anymore. He should just enjoy what's it called? Honestly. A goodbye tour. Enjoy the one enjoy your last goodbye tour. He's clearly gonna get like a golden jacket. But Yeah, I I think the more he plays the more he he's playing himself out of being seen very kindly. Like Wilson. I Russell Wilson played himself out of I think Russell Wilson should still go to the Hall of Fame. But I think in a lot of people's eyes, Russell Wilson's not there anymore and what the fuck has Aaron Rodgers done really? Mm-hmm. Apart from throwing a pretty ball. You know. This motherfucker can't go More than nine and eight. Did you guys see his one touchdown throw? Or his first touchdown throw? No, I don't think it's I saw I saw a few of his his highlights and no, he's he's still carving up defenses. That's not that's a weird sentence. But he has a nice touch on the ball. Absolutely. But i I think that's all he's gonna be remembered for. And I mean, I think you're right. I think he's g he's gonna be a barely a five hundred, you know, quarterback maybe win nine games instead of, you know. Drew Brees has records. True. True. Brady has the the championships. Ma Manning always made the right play. Yeah. And Rogers is just throws the pretty the prettiest bottom in a five is true. At this point. I want to go that far. That's what people say. I mean, he learned from Brett Favre. Huh? You learned from Bret Favre. Yeah. Brad Favre was a different He that no fuck that forced the ball. Fuck that. That dude had like a ball. Motherfucker was stealing from food from people who who was trying to get food stamps because they didn't have enough money to feed their families. I'm man, fuck Bret Favre. Yeah. And his play jackass playing career. Well you only also say that because he's a Packer. But doesn't change the fact that he was stealing food stamps from from people in need. That was a couple of years ago. You already had had a strong disdain for far. Way before the food stamp issue. so there's a time limit on how much I can hate somebody? No, but you're saying like you're like that. So it's still unlo it's still okay for you to be hating on him, but I I can't hate on this dude because I'm just saying it's been two years. You're framing it like, fuck this dude. He stole from the E B T well that was like three years ago. You were saying fuck this dude ten years ago. So like you don't you initially You just don't like him because he's a Packer. That's true though. No So what's your point? That the E B T issue is a the cherry on top. Right now you're say you're you're trying to frame it like the EBT issue was the what the was the last straw for you. That's that that was it. That's not how that came across. That's how it came across to me. You know how I said people were stupid? Yeah. Moving on. Good for the Steelers. I'm trying to pick up their defense again. Here we go. The next game we want to discuss, this one was pretty eye opening in my opinion for a w a variety of reasons. Ravens Colts. Lamar Jackson looks like a man who's on a revenge tour or ready to put on a revenge tour. Derrick Henry does not age, apparently. No, dude. He was running like he was a rookie. And Jonathan Taylor needs out of of Indianapolis. So final score: 41 Ravens, 23 Colts. this game was pretty much over in the first half when Zay Flowers caught three passes. for a hundred and fifty yards and a T B. he did technically leave leave the game with with a bum hammy but he should be fine it looks like yeah he left in the second quarter yeah he left in the second quarter of the game but yeah they still dominate Just just a quick just a quick rundown. Lamar Jackson touched down through the air, touched down on the ground. Derrick Henry a hundred and forty four yards on the ground, three touchdowns himself. Lamar had no turnovers. He did get sacked twice, but it was all a move point. But three three hundred and twenty four yards through the air. Daniel Jones suffered a pretty serious injury last year, himself, which shot the in Indiana's or Indianapolis Colts playoff aspirations down drain because well they were having a really good season before he got hurt. Well they were on a twelve game winning streak now. Something something like that. It wasn't twelve, it was like eight I think. But it was like eight e either way they got they got themselves into the playoffs only for them to be ficking out really Stomped out with a beer belly Philip Rivers. Yeah. Which still blows my fucking mind. That was electric. That was gross. but that's just my opinion. no, get my man Jonathan Taylor some help. yeah, I know. That's all I gotta say about this. Keep handing the mobile keep handing it on too. They let Michael Pittman go to pay Alec Pierce. Yep. Pierce does look like a solid he is a wide solid wide receiver. Four catches, sixty one yards. And he he He's played well so far in his career. And then they got Keenan Allen and they have Jonathan Taylor. The Colts do have it there. Uhhuh. I I think they have the pieces in order to be formidable. I mean, they were playing really good until Daniel Jones hurt himself. I think this was just a bad outing on Daniel. Yeah. I I think they're gonna ha I think they're gonna bounce back maybe for bad play calling too. It it could go both ways with the play calling. you know what at the end of the day, f fuck yeah. Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry is must see T V. that I If the Niners don't win a a a championship, then actually let me word it like this. I feel bad for the Ravens because they're not gonna win a championship because the Niners are gonna win them all. But if anybody does deserve one, it's Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry. True. Okay. They are special, both very incredibly special players. Hall of Famers. Derrick Henry's a fucking monster. He's won like two fantasy leagues for me, or two years of fantasy for me. If you see this man next to other men, you'll realize what a real man looks like. Does that make sense? Yeah, yes. Yeah. Seeing this dude running down the sideline, stiff army motherfuckers, and this dude is what, like thirty, five? He's up there. It's crazy. It's crazy. Running like a beast and old prime titan parentheses for a running back. For a running back. But he does I forget how much. He spends millions of dollars to take care of himself in the off season and it's paying dividends. it does help that he's a he's huge, so he can take a lot of damage, I think, physically. Well he dishes a lot of damage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. good good luck tackling you look like But good for them. Happy for the Ravens. Yeah, absolutely. Good game. love me the I'm excited for the rest of the season how that how they're gonna play, 'cause if that if they play that doubt all year, they're gonna be a tough out. next game, a shootout. An old an old fashioned shootout down in Texas, between the Buffalo Bills and the Houston Texans. came down to the wire, right? final another another postseason rematch, right? Yes it was. final score thirty six thirty one favoring the bu the Bills. Josh Allen put on his Superman cloak once again. but I mean Texans still played really well too. Like they what what are your what are your thoughts on on CJ Stroud? How did he play, Riley? play two and stew. He what? He played really well, dude. Yeah, well yeah, can you can you on unpack a little bit? He threw for thirty so well about it. he threw he had thirty eight attempts, twenty six completions, two hundred and seventy four yards, almost three hundred yards total, which is really impressive for your first game. or for the first game of the week. Two T Ds. He did have three sacks, but Buffalo showed that they also have a defense still. True. but they they still played really well with David Montgomery with twenty carries overall. Texans have a Texans have a running back. Finally finally I think they have two good solid running backs with Woody Marks and David Montgomery. Yeah. And I don't think the world will ever know Mm-hmm. No. No lie. Yeah. Yeah, that that is kinda strange, isn't it? He it was a f foot injury. No, I know, but like an accident. But like it just It just fizzled. It fizzled to nothing. It was it was a blip. And you won't say what? Maybe it was just like turf toe. That's what took out Michael Thomas. Could be. Could be. But no, yeah, Nico Nico Collins looked good, seven catches, seventy five yards and a teddy. David Montgomery had three touchdowns total. He had two on the ground and one through the air. Yeah. Shout out to one former bear right there. Yeah. But the Buffalo Bills. Came out on top. Like I said, Josh Allen, he's doing something, right? I mean he's got Shorty at home and we all love her. I love her. Thirty six to thirty one. Yeah. Like a lot like a lot about that that's Spider Gwen. Well and and like Haley Stanfield. Like you said it at the beginning. Yeah, I'm not talking about Josh Allen anymore. I'm talking about Haley Stanfield for it. It was a sports podcast, not a not a drooling podcast. whatever, but we w we were talking about Madison Beer. Madison Beer. I'm not into Madison Beer like that. I'm not saying you are, but we're talking about her last week. Yeah, because she's sucking the talent out of just in the river. Or draining the talent. While Haley Stanfield is juicing the fuck out of Josh Allen. Josh Allen was already juiced. I don't know, man. Yeah. S something about the love of a good woman, you know what I'm saying? In Buffalo? In Buffalo As opposed to LA. Have you guys seen the new stadiums and the bad reviews of the stadium for the Buffalo Bills? Please tell me more. The when When you're seating, some of the seating is like you're blocked off from the view of the field. Yeah. And then the railings also blocking your view. So like you have to stand up for the most part. I think to a certain point it's just part of the culture, bro. It's the Bills. Their fan base is tailgate hard. They don't give a fuck. They'll climb that pillar just to watch fucking Josh Allen. And so like you were saying for Bills? Huh? Yeah, good for the Bills for sure. Josh Allen is the difference maker. The Houston Texans played well, but when Josh Allen goes Superman, that's tough to beat. I don't know, man. I think we'll also having a a another weapon on offense, having an actual receiver and DJ more, like speaking of former bears that just keeps succeeding now that they're barely available over there a couple of years. Hey man, that's not DJ. You need to relax. Hey, we'll get to your game and we'll s say how r like really good you guys did. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah. Kirk Cobain showed out and got you a dub. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. So good for the Bills. Good for the Bills. Shout out to Also good for the Texans. I think they are gonna be a competitor for the playoffs. I think they're gonna keep coming up short as long as CJ Strauss are quarterback. Yeah, I thought I was a good I'm not even hating. Really? I just don't think he's the answer. So next game, Jaguars Browns. Let's just get the what'd you say? I hate you. That was a that was you make very few good points. fuck you. I make a lot of good points. But that was one of the few. Let's get this bitch out the way. Jaguars Browns. Okay, fuck Cleveland. That's what's the score? Garbage Ass Town. Thirty four. Thirty four to ten Jaguars. Not much to talk about. Get Deshaun Watson off the field. Throw Shender in there. I need Quin Quentin Judkins. Quinston Judkins. Yeah. I need him to show up and show out. Shout out Peace Return of Peace Charming. What a f what a fucking black hole of a of a franchise you are Browns. You guys are just you like you like I wasn't saving anything. You guys let go Baker Mayfield, one of the few people who was able to turn around your shitty ass franchise and now look at you. True. Fucking wallowing and drowning in the puddle that is Deshaun Watson's contract that's that's boa constricting the rest of your team and and your capacity so you can be a functional NFL franchise team. Bad luck Browns. Shout out the Jags, they did what they had to do. It took care of business. Start off start off season on a high note. Easy. And like I said, shout out pretty charming. four four touchdowns through the air. Pretty good. What was his It makes me want to bet against the Browns every single da every single day, dude? Every single week. Just just wait till Shador gets his shot, man. Just wait. And Shadur's gonna go fifteen for thirty five, a hundred and ninety. yards. A touchdown and two interceptions. Yeah. To squeak a ten three win. With one set. A fifteen. Against the Jets. No, the the actually might be Titans. Against the Titans. Yeah. Titans look rough too. We can we can get that one out the way too if you want. Yeah, let's do it. Jets Titans. Fucking shit show. Yo, shout out Genos. The fuck fuck that bummy. Fuck that piece of shit. Shout out Geno Smith. Big big return to the Jets where he started his career, gets a dub on the road in Tennessee, 23 to 10. I'm sorry. Twenty three to ten. fuck Geno Smith. That motherfucker decides to be a Didn't even throw a fucking touchdown. He's over here taking post game interviews. Motherfucker, get back to the drawing board or fucking retire already. Give somebody else a shot. At this point, you're doing a disservice to the NFL still trying to play. You couldn't do shit on the Raiders after leaving the Seahawks because you thought you could write back on the Raiders. You went to Las Vegas, you didn't do shit. That's why my homeboy here is doesn't fuck with you. No, I don't. Dabby. Fuck him. Yeah. Then you go back to New York. Just trying to make a fairy tale happen, motherfucker, you're not gonna get a you're gonna get one of those like original Eastern fairy tales where it's like scary stories. I don't know where I'm going with that. Bro, he had the most picks last season in the NFL. And he's off to a great start because he did not throw a single interception this game. Against the Titans. Yeah, and Robert Sala as a as another head coach. And made Brees Hall run 22 times. When are we gonna admit that Robert Sala 102 yards on the ground in a touchdown? Shout out to Brees Hall. Yeah. Okay, look. Look, you are coming I'm gonna rant about Robert Solomon You are coming from one of the most like coveted coaching trees of all time in Kyle Shanahan. Valid. And you build yourself up to be an incredible defensive coordinator. You become the most the the the most paid defensive coordinator in the N in the NFL. You have your slew of options to choose from the first time. True. He chose the New York fucking Jets as a franchise that to decide that's where he wants to start his coaching. Well, he does two, three years, sputters out. Okay, fine. And then he goes back to Cashanahan. We he's here, he's half assing the job. We do him with what he can. He's not fucking committed, he's just taking the paycheck. And then he gets his opportunities again. And who's he choose? The fucking Tennessee Titans. You gotta be the You're so fucking gifted as a defensive coordinator, but you make some dumbass decisions in choosing the fucking the the the franchises that you choose to go for, bro. What are these franchises? The New York Jets, Tennessee Titans. You And how how could he not perform against the Jets? Like how could you not you have everything. There was a old team, they let you go. Why you should have steam. I don't know, man. Figure it out, Robert. Yeah. that's a bummer 'cause that was his former team and their his former team just giving him big old fuck you. Yeah. At home. At home. Yeah. Only scored ten points. Yeah. just like the fucking just like the Browns. Before we we move on from this game, I do feel a little bad for Cam Moard. At this point, I don't know how much is the fact that he's playing for the Titans or maybe he just doesn't got it. ten or sorry, nineteen for thirty two, a hundred and forty yards through the air. He did have a touchdown, got sacked three times. Not much of a running game from the Titans at all. They had fourteen carries altogether. What are the running tags? Tajay Spears. Tajay Spears. Tony Pollard. Tony Pollard. And and Cam ran it himself four times. Right, right, right, right. Tony Pollard used to and was running like a maniac last season. I think the problem is that Robert Salah doesn't know how to de he's he doesn't know how to develop talent. He took a loaded Forty Niners defensive team d defense and he was able to come up with great game plans and put put himself in a position where he could win. Where the Niners could win. nice. The Angels fucked that up. and So he wasn't able to develop who's the kid that he drafted on the Jets? Garrett Wilson. Garrett Wilson. Zach. Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson, the quarterback. He wasn't able to develop him and he had a lot of he was kind of the bone too. Sure. Sure, say what you want. He didn't make any sense, honestly. I didn't even like him as a pickup like as a first round draft. Yeah, I d I I'm not even shitting off him. Okay, fine. Then he was a dumbass who drafted it. Or proves your rather than indirectly. Yeah. I think Fitz opinion is Yeah. goes and he gets Cam Ward but he doesn't know how to develop this talent and he doesn't know how to make it work. I don't know if he knows what to do with a quarterback. Like he came from finance or some shit, I think, and then decided he wanted to be like defensive coordinator. He was like in a corporate world. So like I don't know how much coaching this guy does to grow and develop talent and I think that's his downfall. And so he shouldn't be drafting quarterbacks. He should just fucking pay a quarterback like Matt Stafford to come to the Titans or pay whoever else is available and get a veteran quarterback. But wait, he did that with Aaron Rogers and that still fucking failed because Aaron Rodgers doesn't fuck with you. Why doesn't a veteran quarterback fuck with you? You gotta look inside yourself for that one buddy. Valted. And I feel bad for Cam Morton. I know. Well we'll see how the rest of the season unfolds in Tennessee. Another good game. That was a little that was a I think Cam Horn has potential, so Yeah, I'm not knocking Cam Warren. I hope so. I I for hi for his sake, I h I hope he's able to salvage his career. I I 'cause he's he in year or two he's off to a really really poor start. Yeah. And it's not all on him. They gave Josh Allen a few years to figure it out. Yeah. They gave Trubisky a few years to figure it out. Trubisky Why gotta break him up. Anyway. Alright, so here we are with this Lions and the Saints and lost. Went to a Super Bowl though. And still lost. And you're mad 'cause he finessed your fucking bum ass franchise. No, he didn't do shit in our franchise. He finessed you. He got a fat paycheck and then you have to still pay him. He finessed you. He's throwing up turkey burgers and fucking porn stars in Las Vegas. Yeah, fuck him. And you still have to pay him for that. Yeah, fuck him. Sounds like a good well no the porn stars are fucking him. But that that sounds like a good life to me. I think you can request Well one are we gonna do next? Lion Saints? Buccaneers Bank. Lions Saints. Lions Saints. This one was a bit of a a shocker in my opinion, simply because I wasn't expecting too much out of New Orleans. this was Detroit's game to lose. they pretty much dominated the majority of the game. You can say the dominated the majority of the game. They let Tyler Shuck Tyler Shuck come back in the game force Overtime We know he had a chance to win it with a two point conversion and he unfortunately he couldn't come through and that was the ball game. Final score thirty one thirty after overtime. But it's a little weird considering like just two years ago, you know, the tr the Detroit Lions had like the most potent offense in the league. Not to mention the defense wasn't too bad and there were perennial c contenders. didn't make the playoffs last year and now they've barely squeaked by a Saints team that's admittedly rebuilt. I think. Yeah. I Right. Ty I mean Tyler Shuck threw for fifty six times. Did you guys see that? Fifty six fucking times? They they might be closer than They might be closer to being like a formidable team than people think. I think Shuck is showing real talent. He did last year and it was going it was going quietly 'cause I don't think there was a lot of buzz around this kid. Right. But he p he beat out Rattler. We don't hear nothing from Radler any Yeah, exactly. this and he put up a good fight against the Lions, you know. And that's even hi with him throwing what three interceptions. He threw like three interceptions? Shuck. he threw two. Two interceptions. Well his states his his his stat line is kind of crazy. So, like you said, threw for fifty six times, completed thirty five, four hundred and ten yards, three T D's, two interceptions, but he did hold on to the ball a couple times, well, five times to be exact. He got sacked five times. Yeah, right, right. the the running game is kind it's kinda there. Between Travis Etienne and and con Kendra Miller, eighteen touches on the ground, seventy six yards combined. I think that's a game flow thing. They were down so they weren't gonna run it. They did want to chunk yardage. Yeah. I mean I feel like the the Lions should have won by Especially with all the sacks and the two interceptions and where those interceptions occurred. 'Cause I think those interceptions occurred in the Saints half. So, like, it just didn't make any sense why they were still struggling to score early. Yeah, it's a little a little nutty. Yeah, the fourth quarter is kinda where where it all came apart for Detroit for Detroit. but another dude wild line for for the Saints, Chris Olave, ten catches, a hundred and eighty two yards. Yeah. Holy smokes. Saved my fantasy team. Devon Vele, seven catches himself, sixty nine yards and a tutty. Yeah. Juwan Johnson, three catches, fifty four yards and a tutty. I he I mean they they got they got the offense. Mm-hmm. no, I think they're gonna be a fun team moving forward then. Yeah, I I think they they they probably just need a couple more pieces before they become like really anything, but I like that Shuck is is is playing and he's keeping the job and That's gonna be another one of those feel good stories, right? Yeah. and then the Lions, you know, they're they're the Lions. And that's that's a whole different franchise now. It's very interesting. I I'm I'm actually just kinda glad they didn't let Jameer Gibbs game go to waste. Yeah. One fifty six on the ground and two tetties. Yeah. Yeah yeah. That dude is Amon Ra with chain catches and and two tutties. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. yeah. Yeah, well they they I mean a dub's a dub, right? Mm hmm. A dub's a dub. Buccaneers sorry. Sorry. They knew they utilized Jameson Williams more. Like that guy's walking talent and he didn't really get many opportunities that game. J Mo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's he's really good but should be used more. Especially as a complimentary or a wide receiver too to Amon Ra. True. No, you make you make some good points. we'll we'll see how they bounce back. Yeah. Buccaneers Bengals. this one was actually a interesting game. Dude, a lot of games ended up with like thirty plus points. Yeah. It was a great week. Yeah. a great great week for offense. Absolutely. final score thirty-three Bengals, twenty seven Buccaneers. interesting game. My faith in Baker Mayfield has not wavered. did have three fumbles during the game. Which I think was the difference maker. Otherwise they they probably walk away with a dub themselves. He usually doesn't do that. And first week j jitters, maybe? Possibly. Joe Burrow by his standards n not a crazy stat line. Two fifty two fifty four th yards through the air, a touchdown and a pick. and he got sacked. Jamar Chase only had two catches. yeah, dude, that's so weird. he was going he he his favorite target looks like was Mike Geseckki. Yeah. called in five and a tutty. Yeah. And second to them was T Higgins and Samaj P Ram, which is very surprising. Yeah. I think the the biggest story here for this game is that the Cincinnati Bengals might have a defense, which is not good for the rest of the NFL. Joe Burrow is already shown to be a great quarterback. They have a great offense in fucking T. Higgins and Jamar Chase. At that point you don't need a running back, but they do have one. What's the guy? Chase Brown. Chase Brown. Chase Brown's emerging as as a really good running back. And if they can the biggest problem was that fucking Joe Burrow had to constantly be in shootouts and be and put up more points than the other team. But they made some pretty big signings in the offseason. I can't think of off the top of my head. And this might be a very, very good Bengals team moving forward. And the Bucks are still a very, very good team. I think both of these teams are gonna be in the postseason still. They both have a very strong core of players. and so I think this is just like a was it two big heavyweights going at it. I don't think it looks bad on either of the teams, the the way that this game played out. but if the Cincinnati Bengals can put s a defense together and that defense holds out and Joe Burrow has an actual defense, then that's gonna be really fun to watch in the NFL too. They're still gonna lose to the Niners, but very fun to watch. Absolutely. Definitely definitely agree on that sentiment there. yeah, good game overall. a little uncar uncharacter uncharacteristic performances from both Burrow and Mayfield. I don't expect that to be the mor the norm by any means. yeah, keep an eye on both of these teams moving forward, I say. Next game, I really want to talk about this game. Upset of the week. And he Oslan already knows where I'm going because I've been giving him shit all fucking week about it. Cardinals, chargers. Joke Berset put respect on that motherfucker's name. And took Madison beer from Justin Herbert. Sorry. word that bum. Podcast we don't talk about and whatever whatever women or something. it's because I was trying to prove say like something and you kept telling me how much you fucking love the Seinfield chick. It's Stanfield. Haley. Fir first of Haley Stanfield. And yes, I do love her. Thank you. Thank you for saying your name again so I can talk about her just You were interrupting my you were interrupting me to talk about Haley and you did it three or four times. That's why I said I don't give a fuck. about that shit. I only heard you talk you interrupted motherfucking so Jacoby Bissette, my man, got paid in the offseason, kinda, and got a dub against what's supposed to be a good Chargers team, right? Mm-hmm. They they were supposed to be a good offense. Yeah, absolutely. And the defense of the Cardinals, like I said before, they have made moves in the off season and in the draft. True. It would be very good. Absolutely. No, Jacoby Brissett had a good game. Twenty-seven for thirty-seven, two hundred and seventy-seven yards through the air, a touchdown. he actually had a couple carries well, he had six carries himself. Probably had to s save save himself a little bit that O line is a little bit shaky. But one of the one of the bigger names or two big names that they actually got in the off season, one via free agency, one through the draft. You got Jeremiah Love who came out in the draft for the Cardinals and then they got Tyler Algier who they signed from Atlanta. From Atlanta. Looks like a steal. Look looks like they got their there were a little one two punch between the two of them. Yep. twenty eight twenty eight touches for both of them, with Jeremy Love getting his first touchdown of his NFL career. Jacoby's favorite target was Trey McBride. Surprise, surprise, the guy's gonna the guy's a stud. ninety five yards through the air, a touchdown himself. not quite what I wanted to see, but it there is some a glimmer of hope for Marvin Harrison. Only had one catch, but it was a big play. One catch, thirty three yards. so just goes to show the dudes got big play big play capabilities. Yep. Hopefully they can expose that I I feel like they could have used them more, but I think they will later down the road. It's still super early first week, so we'll we'll see what A hundred percent. Yeah. Justin Herbert himself was seventeen for twenty seven, two hundred and nine yards, a touchdown and a pick. the running game was a little shaky itself. the their their R B one was i is Hampton, twelve carries and a touchdown, only forty three yards on the ground though. Herbert did spread the ball around a little bit between McConkey and Njoku and sprinkled some Gadson in there. but overall definitely not the type of offensive output we were expecting out of this Chargers offense. but no, shout out to Jacoby Bissett, got the dub. Cardinals might be a sleeper team to look out for. Probably not, actually. I I don't actually feel confident in that statement, but it feels good to show us now that I don't think they're gonna be a pushover. And Jacoby Bissett got a dub and he won't be deserves. a team I think for the rest of the season but I don't think we'll see if they can push through those games and win. Yeah. It's that's that's the only questionable thing is that they are they able to win games. Mm-hmm. I love it. It was good. They got the first dub out the way. Yeah. Perfection. I love it. Let's talk about these two knucklehead of franchises real fast. The Green Bay Packers. And the Minnesota Minnesota Vikings. shout out Lizzo. Packers pissed me off, dude. Fuck them guys. No, they fuck the Packers. So fuck the Packers. Yeah, fuck the Packers. Fuck we have the Packers. Fuck the Packers. What happened in that game? Let me tell you. What seemed to be a game for the Packers to walk away with. Considering the Minnesota Vikings knocking out Kyler Murray, I'll never celebrate somebody's injury. I just want to make that very clear. He got knocked out in the first drive of the game. Concussed, is what I'm trying to say. So, Minnesota's gotta turn to their veteran quarterback as their backup, Carson Wentz. He did what he had to do, and we'll get we'll touch more on that in a minute. Back score is very telling for the Green Bay Packers because Jordan Love, who's supposed to be a better quarterback than Caleb Williams, supposed to be a better quarterback than Brock Purdy people say. he he threw the the ball forty-two times, only completed literally half. He was twenty-one for forty-two. a lot of chunkage play, I will say, three hundred and eighty seven yards total. A lot of that was Christian Watson. Yeah. so I I I tip my hat to that. When he's healthy. But he did have an interception four sacks. for significant loss of yards in there for thirty four yard thirty four yards total loss we went on in those sacks. Th also for whatever reason their running game wasn't that great either. the big standout is gonna be Christian Watson and Matthew Golden. Both of them had six catches and they combined for almost two hundred and fifty yards, just those two receivers alone. Mhm. After that I don't see too much. Tucker Kraft did have three catches for sixty five yards, but other than that I don't really see anything that really makes me go but again only put up twenty two points. They lost to Carson Wentz. And they lost to Carson Wentz. And so if they put up twenty two points and they lost, so then Minnesota must have put up twenty-three points. Nah. They must have put up thirty points. Nah. They put up thirty nine points against the Green Bay Packers. Jesus Christ. And Carson Wentz. The great The beautiful part to me is that twenty-two of those thirty-nine points came in the fourth quarter where the Packers put up nothing. I think I I think I'm I'm I'm being a little a little too much right now. Yeah, so so go go ahead. Considering the trajectory of both both franchises. I just I mean it kinda goes back into the postseason of last year, you know, when you were really stressed about the Bears playing the Packers in the postseason. Obviously there's a st there's history there that made you nervous about that game, but George They are exactly who we thought they are. No. You were scared. Can we just let me have this for like a second? Well I'm trying to give it to you, but you you yeah, you ruined my setup there. My bad. Yeah, you're good. Jordan Love just is not clutch. Nope. Jordan Love is not clutch. It's been proven over and over in the postseason last season. This season, all you had to do was put up maybe a touchdown or two. Now it's he doesn't play defense, so I'm not gonna knock him for getting thirty nine on him, but I'm gonna knock him for not putting up forty. Like what the f That's unjustifiable. Yeah. And that's not even good type of degeneratism. That's i an inefficient. He even him not being on the defense, he didn't put his defense in a good position to stop the Minnesota Vikings. Just because Carson Wentz only attempted nineteen passes and handed or dumped it off to Aaron Jones and Jordan Mason for the rest of the game. And and again And didn't even and they didn't even do that much. The twenty two points came in the fourth quarter, so to your point, his his game management was non existent. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Didn't put his defense he did not set up his defense to succeed. No. And they fucking ran the train on their ass. Yeah. For real, for real. Yep. No, it's true. It's true. And and I think if if Kyler Murray w would have stayed healthy for that game I I think it would have been a way different game. And I think the Packers would have actually won that game. If Kyler didn't go out and Carson took care of the ball. Kyler's first throw of the freaking first two throws of the game, he freaking launched it up in the air with like three people in coverage. Well you're saying that you think that they would have won with that. No, I'm saying the Packers would have won. being Kyler Kyler Murray. Yeah, I had no what he's saying is if Kyler had kept playing, we're not talking we're not having this conversation. Green Bay walks walks away with a dub. Yeah, they would have. And to say it to my point last week He needs to stick with playing Call of Duty and not And throwing grenades. Yeah, you don't say that. Well, all I'm gonna say is I mean they're both division. I mean I hope he gets healthy. They're both division rivals. Yeah. So we got Minnesota this this week in week two. us as in the Bears. Good for Justin Jefferson. He finally has a compensate quarterback. Well instead instead of somebody who refers to himself in the third person's alter ego. Mm-hmm. Kinda. Well he's still there. Well he's Q B three. Well He's QB too, I guess. The problem is nines is always there. He's nine or always there. Does he refer to himself as our first episode I think? Nine or nines. Nine or nines. Look at us. We come a mighty long way, fellas. Does he refer to himself as nine to in the third person? for Ernesto's sake, yes. Thank you. And thank you. For our podcast credibility's sake, yes. Packers lost, I'm happy. Here go. So let's talk about your boys. Huh? Not yours? No. We'll talk about your boys right now. My boys? Raider Raider Nation. Stand up. Our defense showed up. One time for the one time. Our defense showed up. Yeah, that makes me happy. That makes me happy. 27-13. Against? Against the fucking Miami Dolphins. The sushi dolphins. They cut them up. Yeah. Ate up. Like sushi. The Miami Sashimis. Sashima style. Without rice. Without the chopsticks even. Or the rice. I put my fingers on it and eat you solid. Eat you straight. Love the shit. With the sake. Las Vegas Buffet. Las Vegas Buffet. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, fuck What what did what did you what is So what Kirk Cousins does. Sorry, I really enjoyed Max Crosby coming back and not being not being on not being on the Ravens and coming back to us and actually showing out and playing really well. I did really enjoy Nikobi Dean playing and getting a sack. He got six tackles, shared it with Quay Walker. with another six tackles. And then Nakoby Dean also had a force fumble at the end of the game. True. Killed out the game. True, true. So it was really fun to watch us actually take control of the game. I was nervous because I've seen us control the game in early on and then team comes back to bite us in the ass and always win. This wasn't the case, we took care of biz business. I think the Dolphins are actually hurting right now on offense and don't have really an identity. So I'm glad we took care of business and didn't embarrass ourselves like we usually do. Yeah. Well, last year you won the first game, right? Last year we won the first game but that was a very close game. And that we didn't even score touch tutties or have great passing awareness like we did this last game. And I think your church boys in Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza. Yeah. I don't know, maybe you got something there. Maybe you do have maybe you do have a little diamond in the roof. We got two Kirk Cousins though. Yeah. Yeah Kirk Cousins and Kirk Cousins Jr. pretty much. Yeah. True. You know? Who were big players on offense for you? Our big players on offense is it was mainly Ash and Genty. and shout out Kirky K Kirk O'Baines. Kirk O'Baines Kirk Kirk had like thirty attacks twenty one passes. He did have two INTs, which I think could have caused us the game almost. But they missed they missed a chance on a field goal, which basically downed her hurt them mentally and just kind of drain their momentum. And so Ashton Genty twenty three carries, a hundred two yards, and also receiving six receptions, forty five yards. Yeah, so you had two T D receptions and then one no, he didn't have And then Mike Washington kinda helped a little bit with some of his rushing as well for forty one yards. I think gave Ashton Genty the the time and break that he needed and we didn't overuse him. think Michael Mayer showed out in in replace of Brock Bowers. I think that was very helpful for us. I mean Michael Mayer was another young tight end. We r it was funny, we drafted Michael Mayer the season before we drafted Brock Bowers. So we had two really young tight ends. Really good. really good tight ends. Yeah. But yeah, shout out to my Michael Mayer, he's really good. Jalen And Jalen Naylor didn't really do much. I I feel like he could be using his receivers a little bit more often or to his advantage and using the slants. He he has in Kirk or Kirk Cousins and Clint Kubiak. Yeah. Just because Clint is the offensive coordinator basically. He controls that offense. But I'm happy. I'm happy with the win. Right. Yeah. I'm very I'm looking forward to getting to know you as a person while the Raiders are a good robot. I feel like that is gonna change your aura. You're gonna be you're gonna I feel like you're gonna be very unhinged. No. No, I just I wanna see him walking around all jolly all the time 'cause his team's like a real team. Yeah, dude. Maybe maybe this is it's all Raider now. It's all Raider. This is the season. No, I'm just it's this season. No there's a lot of Raider fans out there that do, but I'm not like them. I'm not like be before we move on, Caleb Douglas for the Miami Dolphins, I think he's showing promise. yeah. also a rookie. Also a rookie for sure. other than that I think Malik Willis is gonna be a good quarterback. Malik Willis will be he he threw an interception, yes, but overall, I mean he played exactly how I think he would. He he is a dual threat in my opinion. and yeah he's gonna be he's gonna be a problem here moving forward. It's just a matter of putting it all together for Miami. Yeah. And he fucking stops and he gets how the fuck are you three quarters of the way there? for those of you listening at home, we're watching the Mariners play the Angels right now and Weston Wilson just had a major base running error, from first to second. And I can't really justify what he did. Like I'm not throwing the ball is fast, but he should have been able to make that, huh? But I mean yeah, he he shouldn't have stopped. But if there was this is pretty as close to we'll we'll get to the mirror. Summing up the mariners season in that particular situation. But we won't we'll we'll get there. Yeah, keep the the fuck what was I saying? keep an eye out for the Dolphins. I think they're actually gonna be pretty decent, or at least better than people what what people think. But they might still be a I honestly hope so they're gonna be bad. I ho I I honestly hope so, because that would be good for the Raiders if they play well this season. I think Dolphins are gonna be bad. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we still got a whole sixteen weeks to go. Or eighteen no, seventeen weeks to go. that being said, moving on. Commanders Eagles. Tighter game than I was expecting. Really? Personally. I th then go bar for bar with Eagles. I thought it was gonna be lopsided either way. I see. So it's like either Yeah, either either the commanders gonna were gonna run away with or the Eagles is going to. And admittedly, I think it kinda the way it played out in the end, it kinda was the Eagles game to lose. 'cause th they they actually got outscored ten to se thirteen to seven in the fourth quarter. Yeah. And they'll and they walked away with a two point win. Yeah. Yeah, they the commanders had a chance for a two point conversion and failed. So they could have tied it. Yeah. And it could have been a much more interesting game at that point. from a commander standpoint, Jaden Daniels didn't have the type of game that we were basically expecting from his rookie year. Like every every week he the dude was basic was electric. highlight reel after highlight reel. Drafted him in my fantasy that year. True. Glad I did. Yeah yeah. but stat line relatively pedestrian, eighteen for thirty four, a hundred and sixty four through the air, two touchdowns, no picks, which is good. He did get sacked once, but that was that was it wasn't a a defining sack by any means. Yeah. spread the ball around pretty well between Antonio Williams, Stephon Diggs, Chigo Conquell. the winning game, Krosky Merritt got the bulk all the touches on the ground. Yeah. Sixteen touches, sixty three on the ground. and a scoring titty. The defense look pretty good considering the Eagles are no pushover on offense themselves. Yeah. they definitely have weapons. speaking of the Eagles, Jalen Hurts didn't wow you with his efficiency fourteen and twenty five. Or fourteen for twenty five, barely gets over twenty yards through the air, but he did have three touchdowns through the air. two to Dallas Goddard and one to Behind Davante. Mm-hmm. Now that AJ Brown's gone. Now that AJ Brown's gone. But that's they definitely will. They definitely will. Sa Saquon Barkley, 15 touches on the ground for 83 yards. didn't get a score, but I he's he's gonna get his I hope so. I hope so for my sake, for fantasy football sake. Interesting interesting stat from Mikhail. three catches and negative five yards, yeah. I don't think that's anything to like hit the panic button award. i it's it's a it's a off but it's a funky stat. Three catches it'll still be a negative in yard is kinda weird. but which he he was supposed to be number two, but I think I I think I overheard someone else even before the week happened. Wicks was definitely gonna be number two. Just because he's played an extra season than Mikhailman has. Right. but no. Final score twenty four, twenty two Eagles. Good game. Good game by you know both good teams to watch. thoughts. I I guess th the you know, the Eagles are still the Eagles. I fuck the Eagles, fuck Jalen Hurts, Devontae's cool, Saquon's kinda cool. I like the commanders probably as a team more. I like Jalen Daniels, I think he's really talented. they do kind of they are kind of made up they were going to be made up with a bunch of old So they were just kind of like a deconstructed forty niners team. but yeah, solid game. I think the Eagles that was a game the Eagles should have won and they did. But I think when the Commanders are healthy, Jaden Daniels is healthy, then the Commanders are still like a force. They're legitimate. And his mom says it's okay. Yeah. His yeah and his mom says it's okay to play. then I think the Commanders are also not gonna be a push over this season. So you know I'm excited to see the second time that they they play 'cause it might be Yep, David Rangles, right? I wish that they had a little bit juice on their offense. The Commanders. Mm-hmm. For sure. Scary Terry's great. But who else are the wide receivers for them? for the Commanders. Antonio Williams or yeah. Antonio Williams is one of the players and guess what he is? A rookie. I mean they they got I mean they got Scary Terry, Chico Konku, and Stephon Diggs now. Yeah Stefan Diggs. Okay. So he's got he's got some options. Yeah he's got a lot Mr. Pon wasn't like major player on the pa on the Patriots. He I I think he was the different he was a difference maker for the Patriots on the offense last year. Do you think so? I didn't I never felt that. I thought he was an another guy. I I'm not I'm not saying he was elite by any means but I think he he he did he did improve their offense altogether. Okay then. So then the switch to the running backs. Krosky Mary is second year, third year, something like that. Yeah. I just wish they had they had a little bit more. They ha you have to. W when you're playing against Devontae Devontae Smith and Saquon Barkley and Jalen Hurts, yeah you need a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. So if they can trade for that, you know, or if somebody emerges, I think they that that will you know 'Cause they lost Debo and they were kinda lining themselves up to have Ayuke too. Right. Which would have gave them the juice, I think. Gave him a big play. Reach out to Jonathan Taylor after that. The running back for the Colts. Yeah. Like call call Colts and be call the calls, get it traded. Well the way the fucking Daniel Jones is looking, I think they're gonna want Jonathan Taylor to play quarterback dog. Jonathan Taylor, you're running the ball forty times. Yeah. Alright. So long as I score four touchdowns. No, I just don't want him to get injured. Yeah. No, good matchup. Another divisional matchup. there was a Sunday night game. Cowboys Giants. Have we talked about your game yet? No. Are you saving it for the end? Yeah. Are we not going in chronological order? No. I I kinda suspected that when he called mine and I was like, yours played before mine, dog? Well and then but he was like, mine's next and then we've talked about three other teams. We'll put a bow on it with your team. So, Sunday night game, Sunday night game. We have the highest scoring offense of week one. I think I think we should end on that note personally. I I don't want to end on the fucking Broncos or Chiefs, actually. You wanna talk about Patrick Mahomes coming back and scaring the fucking league? And also Kenneth Walker. Like you give a lot of fault. That was awesome. That was good. That was good. No, yeah, let's talk about it. No no no, actually, Giants Giants Cowboys. Giants Cowboys. Well, I mean I hate both these teams. Hate the Giants? A little bit, yeah. What's going on with the Giants? I don't like Jackson Dark. Yeah. Yeah. Not as well. Why? Why? Why? No no no. Give it why? We're we are a sports podcast. No, he just doesn't like the frat. Cam Scatterbo. You like Cam? Do you like Scatterbo? Huh? Do you like Scatterbo? No. Fratty. I'm like, dude, Cam's funny. No but he's fucked he's messed up, but he's funny. He's pretty funny. He's got C T E yeah like tatted on his chest. Yeah. Like we can't judge people for having C T E bro. Antonio Brown was still pretty funny. I don't know if that's a good plug. Alright, Cowboys, Giants, 20 to 28, the Giants. and the yeah, Giants won. Giants, I think the s the scoreboard is not telling the full truth of the the game. Can we handle the truth? Yeah, I think he can handle it. Alright, then yeah. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it It never looked like the Cowboys had a g a grip on this game. Nothing that their offense was doing that they're were doing on offense work. You should on it. Huh? You should always have a good grip on it. Yeah, always a good grip. And you need to control that thing. twenty two for thirty four, a buck seventy five, two touchdowns, one interception for Dak Prescott, not an amazing stat line when your d wide receivers are CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens. What the fuck? And Jake Ferguson. And Jake Ferguson. Shout out Javante Williams, I suppose. Twelve carries, forty one yards, but there wasn't a lot of running game because they needed to throw the fucking ball to keep up with what the Giants were doing and it felt like they were scoring almost every other possession. defensively, Giants or Gi the Cowboys were letting the Giants do whatever they wanted. with them. Dude, th like it was every third down opportunity they had a chance to get out is either a penalty or they just gave it up like super easily to like s to Cam. Basically. And I think the worst part about this is that they made Jackson Dart look like a great NFL quarterback. Twenty three for twenty nine, two hundred and thirty yards, three touchdowns. And I and I think that that's what controlled the game too, is that the Giants stayed on the field for a very long time and out and they held them With more time on the clock. And say what you want. Cam Scadabow, eighteen carries, eighty one yards and a touchdown. Devin Sigletary and Tyrone Tracy, also solid running backs to have. That's a solid running back stable. And I definitely overlooked their offense. I mean I didn't think Isaiah Likely was gonna pop off like this. It was great on the Ravens, but eight for seventy eight yards. Yep, and two duddies. And they still have Malik neighbors. Yeah. You know? So it's like it's I don't know. Maybe the Jeff maybe the Giants. I think they have enough attitude to get them to win a lot of games. How much of that is John Harbaugh? they were playing fairly well when Jackson Dart was healthy last year and I think it's their attitude. John Harbaugh didn't give them that. Maybe John Harbaugh's gonna give them better game plans, right? But I think when Jackson Dart Jackson Dart's kind of revitalized his franchise. Touching on his point about possession, thirty six minutes to twenty three. Yeah. Yeah, it never felt like the Cowboys were in the game. You know? And when they did they were And that's what John John Harbaugh does like with good teams, is that he he controls the time on the clock and he makes the other team pay. And it it makes Dak sit on the bench for a very long time. So he's not out there repping throws. He's not he's not gaining his momentum. He's not really there in his head and doesn't have the opportunity to flow. Makes sense? It's true. No, definitely a surprise. I think Cowboys should be better than what they showed. and I also think the Giants are probably gonna surprise a of people. And make that division pretty scary. They're gonna be scary. Yeah. Yeah. so yeah, I I think that might be the I'm not saying they're gonna be the best division in football, but I think they're gonna be the most competitive with one of the They're not gonna be the NFC least anymore. Giants, Commanders, Eagles. Yeah. Cowboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No one really thinks about the Cowboys outside the Cowboys fans. Yeah. So Well I think that CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens is a hell of a duo to have. Absolutely. Yeah. So you gotta take advantage of that. Yeah. A and Da Dak's got the tools t to make them excel, right? It's just a matter of actually doing it. Yeah, yeah, Dak can do it. But yeah, interesting. Good stuff. Monday night game. Broncos Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes is back. Pat Mahomes is back. Kenneth Mocker said fuck you, the Seattle. And what the fuck happened to the Broncos. And what Bo Nicks is also a bum, but we we won't get into that. score here we are. Thirty one to ten. The Broncos scored as many points as the Tennessee Titans and the Cleveland Browns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is a team that was one win away from the Super Bowl. I think and the Patriots. And the Patriots. I think the Broncos would have done better. I think the Broncos would have done better than Patriots. The Patriots. Yes. I think they were a better team. And maybe it's because they had Dre Greenlaw. I think that their defense is missing a little bit of heart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Also, Champagne's kind of beach bags. Jalen. Yes, sure. He is very not kind of. He is very much so. Jen and Waddle, disappointing debut. Dude, didn't even use him. Two receptions. Two receptions, two yards, I think. Yeah, you know. I think they'll use him more, but he's gotta get synced up with Bo, I I think is all. But Jesus Christ is Patrick Mahomes back. Yeah. And that is you know I like I said before, I want him back just I want him back just so the Seahawks never win another Super Bowl. Valid. I'm not okay with that. Well, that's why you guys gotta step up and make sure that they're the reason the Seahawks never win another Super Bowl. Yeah. Right? Mm hmm. Exactly. my god, dude. I I think it was just nothing else you could say at that point. we're gonna say congratulations, and then we're gonna look forward to the offseason. I will say there was there were a few plays out there where I thought the Chiefs got away with a You mean y you mean Mr Swift? You think? Yeah. You think I I mean with that and his and his long pass reception, his like forty yard or sixty yard pass reception R Rasheed Rice, fifty-nine. Freaking Rasheed Rice is holding the guy the entire way. Like the entire run, you see him holding onto the guy. Yeah. Yeah. So like I don't know if he's back. I think it's he did struggle. Pat Mahomes and the refs are back. So I think I think Kenneth Walker controlled that game f for the most part and was a freak athlete. And I think Kenneth Walker made the Chiefs good. I think I'll make I'll I'll give Pat Mahomes is not back. I'll give the Broncos some grace. I'll give the Broncos some grace because I think they planned well for Mahomes. They did. They didn't plan for Kenneth Walker. No. Yeah yeah yeah and that was very weak. Yeah he broke so many tackles. He had a hundred and seventy three yards on the ground. I think that's his career high. Well, when he's healthy. When he's healthy it's not it's not up to question. Kenneth Walker's a beast. Yeah. You know? And has six that one sixty yard fourth and one run. And the NFL in week one has already given us a prime time blow up. Yeah. Football season's back. Absolutely season. Football's back. I can't wait for shitty Thursday night games. And th honestly the past two days, I've been bored as fuck. I just want football again, dude. I can't get a fucking We're get a good stuff me the NFL. We're gonna like the NFL. We're gonna get a good matchup tomorrow and we'll get to that. as we wrap up our f final game for week one of the NFL season, mov a after we get done with this little recap, we'll give our predictions for week two. considering we've already kind of broken down everything w with everybody and week one we won't go too crazy in in depth for we for our week two predic predictions because we'll we'll be recapping that for our next episode. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think we'll leave them with the predictions and that'll be that for this episode. I agree. And we c we and we'll carry on. Right. It's my time. It's my time. time. Wrapping up week one. Not really, because they played early, but yeah. Shut the fuck up. So the highest score yeah, we played at 10 in the morning. To kick off week one. To kick off back week one. The Bears put up 59 points against the camera on the Panthers! Yeah, the Panthers put up 39. Hurrah Button. No Ben Johnson Ben Johnson during the offseason made made a quote or made or made a comment saying that the goal was to have the highest scoring offense of the league. People kinda laughed. You know. I didn't laugh. What a hell of a way to start the season by putting up almost a sixty burger in week one. Yeah. And against the playoff team. I think it was against a really good team too. Against the playoff team, who whose defense is actually Formidable. Yeah. Okay. Now, yeah, we gave up 37 points ourselves. We'll get to that in a second. but no, I'm excited. From and this is a game, I'm just I just want to I can't emphasize this enough. This is a game where we put up 59 points, and Colston Loveland, Caleb Williams' favorite receiver from last year, did not have a single catch. Yeah, it pissed me off. Yeah. For fantasy reasons. Yeah, for fantasy reasons. so that that war. Warms my heart because that just means cause once we unlock this motherfucker, bro. Ha! The possibilities are endless. Yeah. Yeah. You had two one hundred yards. We had two ru running backs with over a hundred yards on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Caleb had himself a game through the air himself. 21 for 29, 269 yards. God, we're gonna finally have a 4,000 yard quarterback. I'm so happy. Caleb Williams, two touchdowns through the air, two touchdowns on the ground himself. There was a play where I thought it was fucking dunzo. My man puts on the afterburners and stroll for a teddy himself. Yeah. It was a thing of beauty. Yeah. Thing of fucking beauty. It was fun game to watch with you and your brother. it was I don't know. A sign of good things to come. We're stressed a little bit and then Well considering what we're putting well, they they w it was a shootout. Bryce Young It was a close game at first. Hats off to Bryce Young. It was it's not a game where the Panthers lost but they should feel like losers. Exactly. And I know it's easy to say that, especially with my team coming out on top, but the that's just the reality of it. You have a game like this, it is what it is. You'll probably you might see each other get in the playoffs. It's not gonna feel good. No. Yeah, that's gonna be a nervous game to to to get through. Shout out the Panthers and the work that they put in Because they still put up what thirty something? Thirty seven points. That's still dangerous. Absolutely. Bryce Young had 361 yards through the air. Yeah. Three passing touchdowns himself. and some of the throws he was making. They caught you surpris by surprise. They dots. Calen Coker was his number one receiver. One time one time I straight up looked at you and like, bro, I did not know this motherfucker could throw the ball like that. Yeah. Yeah. Like for real, for real. There were dots. And that's the been the problem with him is that starting a couple seasons ago, he kind of just made his way through the first half the season and then at the end he kicks it in and this motherfucker looks like prime Joe Montana. Yeah. You know, with the with the layered throws he's making and shit. Making risky like out outside the pocket throws. He looks like a was he the number one over Yeah, he was he looks like a number one overall. Absolutely does. he was part of that DJ More trade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good for him. I think it's yeah, he I mean, you just gotta put up putting up having to put up more than thirty points in an hour in any game is fucking crazy. Yeah and that's hard at after a certain point. I'm very excited. But but I yeah, massive shout out to the Bears because they are looking like They built on the incredible season that they already had yes last year. Absolutely. And as a person in the NFC that's scary because when we played you in the regular season, that was a scary game. And that was a close that was also a shootout. In your hometown too. So it's like last thing I want is Chicago number one seed in the postseason with Chicago's weather. With your fan base with your team playing the way that they are, right? So that's I know that was probably me dirty talking to you a little bit. You probably started drawing. No, it's alright. It was it was nice. Keep doing it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is like dirty talk. Yeah, yeah, keep going. Stop to see block pretty don't don't don't My goat. Don't make eye contact with me. Or or do it. Okay. Stainless move with Shout out. Bear down. Bear down. No bears. And shout out from Man Edmonds. I hope he does well in New York. But hey, one time for the one time. It's Chicago! Yeah. That being said, thirty seven points, I'm fucking a little nervous for our defense. The one silver lining, Malik Mohammed, our our rookie. Yeah. Yeah, he showed up. He showed out, ha had an interception. last year the Bulls the Bulls the Bears led the league in takeaways altogether by a wide margin. We stayed up t on our MO this this game too, even though we put up they put up thirty seven on us. We ha we have three takeaways ourselves. we we had two force fumbles that we recovered and an interception. so hopefully not even with Kobe Bryant. And that's without our biggest eventually. Yeah. So No, lots of good things to come for the shy. I'm excited. Good sinks, yeah, I'm excited. The the Bear the Bears are great. I'm great, everyone's great. All our teams got dubs in week one. Can't be happier than that. For the one time. Bang bang Niner Gang Raiders And bear down in Chicago Yeah And yeah that's week one right that's week one That's week one Perfect I love it moving on to week two We're gonna go Prime Shout out Mexico Here we go just Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Bing Bomb Bing Bom Yeah Cool Thursday night game it should be a good one Detroit Buffalo Buffalo. I'm gonna go Buffalo. Superman Josh Allen. In Buffalo. I'm gonna say yeah, I'm gonna say Buffalo as well. Perfect. I think the Lions look like shit. To be honest. You know what? Say it one more time. The Lions look like shit, dude. They do look like shit. They look like shit. For real, for real. No they don't 'cause St. Brown and MV Pete Bengals, Texans, next game. I'm gonna go Bengals. I like the defense. I like Joe Joe Burrow. You just say CJ Stroud. I just don't think CJ Stroud's the answer. Texans have a great defense, but w okay, two great defenses so far that we've seen. Yep. Who are you who am I gonna take? Joe Burrow, CJ Stroud? I'm taking Joe Burrow. Ten out of ten times. What about you, buddy? Yeehow! I'm gonna take Texans. that's Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what? I'm a second deck because of the cowboy hat. I'm gonna go with the Texans. Okay. yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. You don't know about yeah. You don't know about next game. we early game. Bears Vikings. I mean, yeah, I got the Bears. Wait, what? In Chicago. what are you looking at? Yeah, I'm seeing Packers Jets. he I'm on a Google. I'm on Google. too. It's fine. What did you say? P Vikings, what? Bears. Vikings, bears, bears. Yeah I'll go. I say bears. Yeah. I think Carson Wentz will still play it pretty well, but Bears are gonna no they're not gonna handle that. Well with our defense he just might. So moving on. Panthers, Falcons. Panthers Panthers Don't you fucking say it? Don't you fucking Panthers? Super Rush, Super Rookie for the Falcons. The Slinger! Alright. Browns, Buccaneers. Bucks. Bucks. Browns are due to Browns suck, dude. For real. Buccaneers are gonna fucking dominate. For real, for real. He needs a com yeah. I'm hoping that Gucca blows up in a yeah, that's true. Packers Jets. Packers. Fuck Gino. I'm also gonna say the Packers, but I've said the Packers last week. Tell me you fucking are you gonna do it? He's gonna say the Jets. He's gonna go Gino. Gino's right in back, Mom Let's go Jets. Let's go gang Green. J-E-T-S-Jets Jets Jets. I can't believe you throw away the whole credibility justifying to fight the Packers. I hate the fucking Packers, dude. I would never say that the Browns have beat the Seahawks even in all my It would cross your mind though. Fuck you, see? It would cross your mind. This is for a content disclaimer. Saints, Ravens. Ravens. Ravens. But I think Saints are gonna make it tough on them. I think the Saints are gonna make a lot of teams struggle, but they're gonna lose Every single game this season. I think the Ravens are gonna win. Every single game this season? No, most of their games. I should say most of their games. But they're gonna make it close. They're gonna get it really close. Kinda like the Lions that one season where they did like they just lost ev almost every other game. By like a field goal. By like a field goal in a possession. And then the next then the following season they just boom won the division. Yeah. Yeah, had like a fifty to two record or some shit. Yeah. Eagles Titans. Eagles. Titans are good. Titans are Titans Titans are pretty bad. Eagles. Yeah, so Eagles fly, Eagles lie. Fly I won't go that far, but yeah, it's true. Steelers, Patriots, fuck. I'm I might Steelers. I might I might go Steelers too. I think their defense well Drake May's gonna throw three pick three more picks. Yeah, dude. I I I gotta see it. I am at the crossroads of my life. Yeah. I think Drake May is a bum, but I hate Aaron Rodgers. Bum? Aaron Rodgers is a bum. Aaron Rodgers. He's not on the Packers anymore. He can't hurt you. And he's got He can't hurt you anymore. I'm gonna go with the Steelers. Yeah. I'll I'll I'll be sensible in that one. Jags, Broncos. Probably Jags. I think I'm gonna go with Jags too. Yeah, yeah. Prince Charm is about to pop off again. Looking scary. A hundred percent. Jags are looking scary. Defensively are scary. Defensively too. I mean They did play the Barons, but well Broncos is a good test for him. Broncos would be a good test. No, I think it's gonna be a very good test for them. Absolutely. Hopefully the Broncos come back better. And especially because I'm sure Bonex is gonna probably wanna have a rebound game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Raiders charges. Raiders Kirk Cousins gonna steal your girl. He's too faithful for that though. He's already made it, I guess. He will show her What a real man is. Also, he would never fuck with Madison whose last name is beer. he would show her what a gentleman looks like. He drinks. And he would make sure that she understands what our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ did for us. Yeah. As a s as a as a species. True, yeah. Right? I think her cousins is going to crucify Justin Herbert. That's that got dark really quick. Yeah. Raiders. Raiders. Raiders. Raiders in a surprise upset. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Dolphins, Niners. Niners. Bang That was so quick. I was like Bang Niners gang. Dolphins ain't shit, it's our home opener. We're not gonna fucking lose that shit to that. Yeah, it's I got hard R you have that. Yeah, Niners. Niners for sure and y you probably should dog walk dog walk them if I'm being honest. I'm gonna dog walk the fuck out of them. Seahawks, Cardinals. Cardinals will make it tough, dude. I think the Cardinals will make it tough. I think the Seahawks should take it though. Yeah. I pick the Cardinals to beat the Chargers, I'm gonna pick the Cardinals to beat the fucking Seahawks. Really? Hell yeah. The Cardinals? At home. they're in Arizona. They can show up. Jacoby Bris if Jacoby Brasett pulls it off, I will reconsider the GOAT debate. Well you actually think the Cardinals are a credible team. If they beat the Seahawks, yeah. The Defender Super Bowl champs? Yeah. Depends who plays though, I guess. Sam Darnold's got a No, Sam Darrow bowl play. He's got he's he's got some with his booty hole. It'll be Drewlock, but I think Drew Lock's pretty good. I got the cards. I don't know. Commanders Cowboys. Commanders I think Cowboys I think Cowboys Cowboys will make up for their loss. Cowboys will come back stronger than they played last. Especially at home. Yeah. They should have won. Games they will feel that they should have won. Yeah. I'll I'll go I'll go with the Cowboys on this one, I I never said Seahawks or Cardinals. And I think my bad. I did you not say Cardinals? No. I said the Cardinals will make it tough on the Seahawks. sorry. No, you're good. I I still think it's gonna be the Seahawks, but it's gonna be close. It's gonna be close. Hell yeah. Colts Chiefs. Let's go Indiana Jones. Colts Chiefs. Dude, Chiefs play at home again? At home again, yeah. Dude, do they play at home the next like four s games? They're making sure they get we got they get the easy route and get the fucking dolphins in Miami next. Yeah. I'm gonna do gonna be Chiefs. Colts. They Chiefs have home field advantage with their fans, dude. With their bandwagon fans and their racial fans. You mean they're Swifty fans? They're Swifty racist stupid ass bandwagon fans. You're talking about my brother in law here. Sorry. I I did I don't think he's a Swifty, but he's definitely not racist. I don't know. It's pretty cool of me. Which one again? Mackenzie's brother. Her brother brother or her your sister's husband. Mackenzie's brother brother. I I have a name. No, his name's Riley too. Gotcha. Yeah. But we got him the show. He wanted to he actually wanted to like call Nick and debate Riley. And debate me. It was gonna be a segment Riley versus Riley. But we were a little worried how this Riley would handle that, so that's that's fair. No. Mm-hmm. We'll we'll have more time. That's the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, sorry. I I I'm just going off mo emotions right now. Division Rebels. I don't think they are. Division Rebels. Yeah. No no explanation. They're Yeah. That's it. You know what I've said about the Sea you know what I've said about the Seahawks. Yeah. I think the Cha I think the Chiefs just win at home though. I'm gonna go with the Colts for being a realist. I'm gonna go with the Colts. Daniel Jones? You're writing with Daniel Jones Daniel Jones now. I'm writing with Jonathan Taylor. Did You're writing Jonathan Taylor? Did they play why yeah I said Did they play last season? I think the Colts played last season and This Colts team does not look like last year. No, it doesn't so I don't know about that. No. Should be a good game I think. Yeah. I hope it's a good win. I think I hope the Colts win, but I don't think they will. And then to round out week two, Monday night game, Giants Rams. The Rams bounce back. That's gonna be a pretty good game. I w I think so too. It'll be a good game. I think the Rams will definitely bounce back after after that last week. Fuck the Rams. I'm taking the Giants, bro. Jackson Dart's gonna trounce the Lambs. Is Aaron Donald that? In Soulfai or in In SoFi. Yeah. That's right. Rams don't have a fan base anyway. It's California, nobody cares about it. They do. Every time Niners play them, it becomes Levi North. time the Raiders play in LA it's a it's another home home field advantage for the Raiders. Because the Rams don't have a fan base so it's not like they have home field advantage. But I'm talking about the Chargers but Okay. We're we're talking about the Rams. I know. I'm taking the Giants. I got the Rams, they bounced back. Giants impressed me last week. I also take the Rams. The Matthew Sapper's gonna be using his options this time round. And they will not have just flown in into another country the night before. Yeah. Which I just think it'd be funny that they start O and two. It's possible. Yeah. Consid considering how well the Gi the Giants played, I'll give you that. Yeah. But I don't think it's I don't think it's happening. Does that conclude the games? That's week two? That's week two week two, baby. Yeah. And episode one for today. Yes. Yeah. Thanks for tuning in, folks. As always, it's lovely to see you guys or hear you guys or speak to you guys and ladies and women and people. Make me stop talking at any point. A little bit. Thank you. We will see you on the next episode with plenty of more analysis, degenerisms, tisms. Analysisms. Analysisms. Tigglebiddies and everything in betweenies. Mm-hmm. And No, thank you again. please, please, please. We want your feedback, questions, insights. Please be nice, we're sensitive. but email us at lowspickups podcast at gmail dot com. 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