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Toxic Masculinity 07-09-25 · Toxic Masculinity

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  Speaker 8: Of the scot the back of my hand, the thoughts
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  Speaker 8: I don't give it down, thank you's on the rain.
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  Speaker 9: I can'ry the crown, nothings.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing compressed me down.
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  Speaker 10: Don't you know that?
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  Speaker 1: I got a plan?
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  Speaker 6: The direction.
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  Speaker 10: Of the stores, I don't give it down.
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  Speaker 1: And welcome into one other Chat Lives Matter Night, and
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  Speaker 1: it's also our once a month for a into everything
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  Speaker 1: everybody hates about being a guy. Notice Toxic masculinity. Apparently
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  Speaker 1: we're like number five in the whole toxic masculinity podcast category.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was such a categor Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but here we are anyway, and we are in missing
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  Speaker 1: man formation. We're missing g tonight. We also don't have
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  Speaker 1: our bar babe, so a dry, toxic masculinity. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how I feel about this, Andrew, Did you bring
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  Speaker 1: a drink? Maybe? Did you maybe please tell me you
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  Speaker 1: brought a drink? Maybe? Maybe I got my flask? I
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  Speaker 1: mean you always have your I'm not sure that counts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure that counts.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I brought a drink, but it's you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't bring enough to share, enough to go around. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't bring enough to share, though, did you? I see
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  Speaker 1: how it is anyway?
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  Speaker 9: So that's what I got in my flask.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. So, yeah, it's been a day. How are y'all? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: We keep running into that with your whole monthly taco
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  Speaker 1: and bourbonshipments. You keep telling me I'm going to get
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  Speaker 1: and I never get them because they don't pass quality control.
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting to figure out I think you are the
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  Speaker 1: quality control.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: By the way, uh, did you stock up your couch
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  Speaker 9: cushion taco supply? Am I the only one who remembers
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  Speaker 9: that conversation?
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  Speaker 5: Now? Who does? Well?
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  Speaker 1: He was waiting on an answer, and neither one answered him. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't have to stock mine up. They're
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  Speaker 1: still there. So yeah, it was a superfluous question.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so how many couch talkers do you have?
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  Speaker 9: Not enough?
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  Speaker 1: There's no such thing as enough couch talks.
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  Speaker 5: Every time I rotate it for fresh stock, it's you know,
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  Speaker 5: I always think to myself, I need more.
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  Speaker 1: There's never enough couch tacos, just like there's never.
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  Speaker 9: If you're gonna get into a Mash marath and you
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  Speaker 9: gotta have a full supply of couch tacos.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean the gut Well, I mean, honestly, if
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  Speaker 1: you're doing Mash right, you should have your emergency taco
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  Speaker 1: pocket shorts on two. So you should have an ample
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  Speaker 1: supply of topcos. Yeah. Well yeah, so you know, because
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  Speaker 1: who can't who who can watch Mash without tacos.
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  Speaker 9: Or pocket fheatous?
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  Speaker 1: This is true?
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  Speaker 5: Oh the only.
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  Speaker 9: So you had a day wreck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's been a day. The mothership is half down.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually technically completely down if not for some rendeck engineering,
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  Speaker 1: otherwise we wouldn't even be doing this tonight. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because the electrician kind of scratched his head for a
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  Speaker 1: second when he came out like, I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how this has been working for this long, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: like I don't know either, but can you fix it?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, no, I could replace will I can replace it.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot fix it. Fun times fun times anyway, So yeah.
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  Speaker 9: It's funny when you told me, when you told me
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  Speaker 9: how you got the mothership running, I said, God, that
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  Speaker 9: reminds me of when I was in college. I did
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  Speaker 9: the same thing to steal power from vacant apartments. I
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  Speaker 9: decided San Diego Gas Electric was charging way too much
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  Speaker 9: for the amount of power I used.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they always do. But then you know, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have I probably wouldn't have freaked out so
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  Speaker 1: much if I had remembered that we have, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a socket on the pole, and I have a garage
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  Speaker 1: that still has an entirely sepp breaker. So I was
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  Speaker 1: able to get creative and still at least get some
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  Speaker 1: power back into the house. But dude, for like an
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  Speaker 1: hour today, I was just like, ah, I was almost
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  Speaker 1: jroken out. I don't even know as it was like
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  Speaker 1: out of nowhere. I'm like, at least when it was
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  Speaker 1: acting up before it was like the front of the
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  Speaker 1: house would go dark for a little bit and then
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  Speaker 1: I could finagl it enough to get it back on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the fanagling didn't work today. The finiggling. I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: still replaying everything that happened in my head and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: if I had not held my tongue just right, I
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  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't be here having this conversation today. That's how
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  Speaker 1: that went. Yeah, so yeah, I should have died. Fun times.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so now we've got to replace the entire
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  Speaker 1: breaker box, the wiring coming into the house. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 9: Not and gen Z and millennials complain about how they'll
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  Speaker 9: never be homeowners.
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  Speaker 6: They're missing all this joy.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm telling you're enjoy kids right now. I'm wishing
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  Speaker 1: I was a renter again. I'm not gonna lie so
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, this is a you problem, fucker,
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  Speaker 1: and no, They're like, no, this is a you problem
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  Speaker 1: because you're the homeowner. I'm like yeah, because even the
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  Speaker 1: electric company when I called them, I was like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's me or y'all, but I
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  Speaker 1: just lost power, you know, trying to play dumb thinking
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  Speaker 1: maybe they didn't somebody have the look you know they didn't.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we still have a at the meter,
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  Speaker 1: so you're fucked call somebody else.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah fuck yeah, our responsibility end is at the meter.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, wait, they have a reading
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  Speaker 1: at the meter, and there's a plug on the pole,
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  Speaker 1: so I can rig this for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, so anyway, yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: What I spent my afternoon doing, was, you know, figuring
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  Speaker 1: out which chords I could run where. So yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: have absolutely no fans in the house save the one
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  Speaker 1: in my studio that was already plugged into the search
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  Speaker 1: partictor that's now daisy chained into an extension chord to
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  Speaker 1: make everything else run. So I have one air conditioner.
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  Speaker 1: I have my refrigerator, so at least, even though it's
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred degrees outside, it's only like eighty in
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  Speaker 1: my house right now. So yeah, because the fans don't that,
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  Speaker 1: there's no fans to circulate the air, so it's not
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  Speaker 1: getting any cool or tel it cool. But I'm alive
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  Speaker 1: and I'm able to do this, so which has kind
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  Speaker 1: of become my job. So I was really fair, was
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  Speaker 1: like I can't write stories. I can't do shit because
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  Speaker 1: I got no power. What am I gonna do? And
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  Speaker 1: then he's like, even if you, even if we figure
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  Speaker 1: out a way to you know, get you squared away
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  Speaker 1: where we can start the work, it's gonna be probably
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  Speaker 1: a week or so because we got to get the
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  Speaker 1: parts first, Like you suck.
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  Speaker 9: You.
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  Speaker 1: Suck. And then he starts quoting me prices and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just feeling my testicles shrink up into my stomach as
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  Speaker 1: he's telling me, and this is gonna cost this much,
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  Speaker 1: and this is gonna cost as much. And oh, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, you still have aluminum wiring and we can't
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  Speaker 1: even touch that. So the electric company is gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to come out and do with that to get coup
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: or wires ran into the place where I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to put the new bus.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, unfortunately that's probably not in your house.
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  Speaker 6: That's outside the house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's amazing. It's the trunk lines, so that
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  Speaker 1: that won't cost me anything, at least it shouldn't. But
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  Speaker 1: it's the whole coordinating between the electric company to the
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  Speaker 1: contractor everything. And I'm like, I hate you. And then
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  Speaker 1: for like a half a second, I almost had him
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  Speaker 1: convinced because I found the I found the two twenty breaker,
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  Speaker 1: the main that isn't working anymore for like three hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 1: But like, if I get that, can you put it in?
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  Speaker 1: And then he started looking at the grounding real He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you have pieces of your grounding reil missing. I can't
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  Speaker 1: fix this anymore, son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 6: I'm out the bitch.
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  Speaker 11: Yr son of it.
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  Speaker 5: You just need ae of copper, need twenty foot piece
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  Speaker 5: of copper to drive down and test the wire two rounded.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, jam some ree bar in the ground and
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  Speaker 9: you'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: Well nose the main breaker like the big one, the
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  Speaker 1: two hundred, the big one. Yeah, it's it's gone. It's fried.
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  Speaker 1: It won't it won't be won't. It won't even go
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  Speaker 1: all the way back into the You can try to
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  Speaker 1: reset me now position it just as it's like nope,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done, I quit.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, yeah, time yeah, Because I mean even though
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  Speaker 9: your break for boxes out of code, like years out
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  Speaker 9: of code, still, if you've got aluminum coming into the house,
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  Speaker 9: I'm amazed this didn't happen years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it explains the random little sizzling sound I've been
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  Speaker 1: hearing off and on and didn't really realize what it
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  Speaker 1: was because I wasn't paying attention to where it was
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  Speaker 1: coming from. And they're like, oh, that explains that then,
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  Speaker 1: because aluminum wire just melts quick. So I'm sure I've
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: been having intermittent problems for a while and just never
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  Speaker 1: really put the two together because when.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't, Yeah, yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Good time. But yeah, fun times, fun times. Buy a house,
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  Speaker 1: they said, it'll be fun, they said.
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  Speaker 6: Right, be a homeowner with the American dream.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah still though, yeah, yeah, anyway, but yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: you did put me on the right track for a
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  Speaker 1: couple of things that I'm going to check on tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I have access to internet again, it can
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  Speaker 1: actually charge my phone, because for like twenty seconds, I
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  Speaker 1: was really freaking. I was like, do the only place
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  Speaker 1: second we charge my phone right now was my damn car?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do? So, yeah, I have a list
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  Speaker 1: of things to do tomorrow in between work so I
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  Speaker 1: can try to keep some money coming in. So ey,
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  Speaker 1: fun times. But anyway, yeah, I do hope that works
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  Speaker 1: out for you.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, you want me to compound to your awesome day?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know, but now at least forty three years
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  Speaker 9: ago today.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I quit fuck you wilets God, dude,
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  Speaker 1: tront is that dude that that would make that would
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  Speaker 1: mean I was nine when that movie came.
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  Speaker 9: Out July ninth, nineteen eighty two.
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  Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, I only by a couple of months.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. The second one didn't exist to me anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I mean the second one was okay. Just don't go
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  Speaker 5: and inspect that anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I mean the little bit that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mind about the second one got wiped out
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: when the dude was part of the White Dudes for
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  Speaker 1: Harris group. I'm like, you know what, I just can't anymore.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't even look at you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care anymore. Like, how did you go from the dude
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: to bides to let's vote for this psycho bitch? I don't,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I don't, uh, I no, no.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's see, you got to look at anything by
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Disney for the last twenty years. It's going to be
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: stupid and well, yeah, expect nothing, expect to be disappointed,
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: and you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Well. I will say the one thing about the Leela
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  Speaker 1: on Stitch Live Action, I never watched the original, so
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't disappointed. Everybody that I know that saw the
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: original cartoon version was like they cut all the good
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  Speaker 1: parts out, like I wouldn't know. I never I never
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  Speaker 1: watched the original, so I wasn't disappointed. I actually did
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  Speaker 1: go back and try to watch the original, and I
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  Speaker 1: fell asleep on.
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  Speaker 5: It that that wasn't an original. The second dram was
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: an original, right, you know what?
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  Speaker 9: Even Olivia Wilde couldn't carry that, which I can't think
• 16:34
  Speaker 9: about Olivia Wilde without thinking about big foot rotica.
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  Speaker 1: I mean she tried to carry but yeah, for.
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  Speaker 9: Those of you who don't get the joke about the
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: kilor'd joke about bigot rotica. Back in the days of
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: food Bar, we had to do a story about a
• 16:54
  Speaker 9: Virginia house race that was Cockburn and Wiggleman and one
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  Speaker 9: of the uh, one of the participants in that one
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  Speaker 9: of the candidates in that race was outed as being
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: an officiando bigfoot erotica. And the reason why Olivia Wilde
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  Speaker 9: reminds me that is that Cockburn is her mom. So
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: you had Cockburn and bigfoot porn, oh wow? Or she
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  Speaker 9: is Olivia Wilde's mom.
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  Speaker 5: As he that was also in time the Sad Puppies.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: It was also the same time the Sad Puppies campaign
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: was going on with the Hugos, so it kind of
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: all fit in because of all the books were nominated
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  Speaker 5: there too, My hot My hot Key Rags.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you know, the only puppies that weren't sad
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  Speaker 1: the ones that were free.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, for the god damn it, Andrew, you you mentioned
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  Speaker 9: fucking pickled eggs before the show. Now, I could absolutely
• 18:05
  Speaker 9: go for some pickled eggs.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, nope, nope, I've already I've already had this discussion
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  Speaker 1: with Andrew. I will be r s V ping no
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: on the pickled eg nights. Just no, okay, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need you. I don't need y'all sticking up.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, well, how else are we going to be toxic?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, pickled eggs and Heineken. That's gonna make for a
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: magic night and not dairy Kramer.
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  Speaker 5: I think the only thing, I think, the only thing
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  Speaker 5: that would work better on that one already would be
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: a red stripe.
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: Poray beer.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Yea beer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The good news, junkie is I don't have power
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  Speaker 1: of running to the aluminum right now, regardless, but yes,
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  Speaker 1: it will be getting replaced because I don't have a choice.
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  Speaker 9: So there isn't aluminum in the house, it's just the
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  Speaker 9: service that's aluminum.
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  Speaker 1: Well according to him, he said, I have aluminum wires
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  Speaker 1: coming into the house, but he can't find any trace
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  Speaker 1: of any aluminum wires outside of the breaker box.
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  Speaker 9: So yeah, I'll raise your house in just fucking that
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  Speaker 9: makes sense.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: That makes sense. That makes sense.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: So and the good news is the garage when we
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: were additions, so it has copper. I had that check
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: the day too, of like, we need to go check
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: those wires and then I know we have power out
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: there because I need to find out if I need
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: to have that fix too. In for openny, in for
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a pound, dammit. But yeah, they're gonna do it, do
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: it fun times. Hey, we have two erics in the.
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: Chat, so doing erics.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: We have Eric squared. Yeah m hm.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: So yes, I was exciting July fourth weekend as I did.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Uh you're gonna say my July fourth weekend was actually
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: pretty good. The a couple of days after not so much.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: I have you had five July for its?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but I always have that, so that's nothing new.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: You hush woman, my dog.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Your dog.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: She's like, you're not paying attention to me, so come
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: pay attention to me. But yeah, I know, yeah, yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: your yours was eventful, but please share with.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: The emergency room visits and blowing up a kitchen window.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, I mean, what better way, what better way to
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: celebrate America than trash in the kitchen windows?
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Hey, you know what I mean.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: In your own house.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: To say it wasn't.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: You If you're not visiting the er for injuries or
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: blowing up stuff, are you really still breaking the fourth right?
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: Any holiday?
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Really? Right?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: All right? I just I'm just saying, you know, are
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: you are you really American? Or are you just a Britan?
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: Are you just a Briton Britton?
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: A blue cloak.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: Mot was good. I went to I I you know,
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: I toured around a couple of friends houses for you know,
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: burgers and hot dog and ship and yes, I did
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: bring my own peanut butter and I spread the word
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: about it because I am a pilgrim and then Holy
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: Land on that so I got a couple of converts
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: in real.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Life too, And excuse me, I just wasn't in the.
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: Mood for crowds after that. So I wasn't gonna go
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: watch the fireworks down at the lake. So I crawled
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: up on my roof where I can see the fireworks
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: from with a six pack of eight oh five and
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: enjoyed the show and made it off the roof. That's
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: the important thing.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, making it off the roof without you know, taking
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the expressway down is always a good thing.
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, And in my opinion, you get better booms the
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: farther you are away. Yeah, you don't get all the
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: you know, a little sparkle crackle shit, but the really
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: powerful mortars. I think you can feel that more like
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: when you're a mile and a half away or a
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: couple miles away than you are right under the detonation.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: I learned that I was.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I let see them pretty good.
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: Friday years old.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I learned that you were Friday years old when you
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: learn that. Yeah, my son always manages to get the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: ones that are like right below the commercial grade, like
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the biggest you can get without having to have a
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: license to be able to get them. So yeah, we
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: usually set off some pretty big boomers.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: See that's what.
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: Like, you're out in Oklahoma and you know where I'm
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: at access to uh quick easy access to Indian reservations
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: who have the best fireworks. They have the Hoosker News
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: and the Hooskar don'ts.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You know, that was the one thing I forgot to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: do this year. I never once worked that bumper in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: for the fourth.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well we took the whole weekend off.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's because I took a weekend off, so
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it's but yeah, that's that's because every usually usually it
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: spread out. So usually like the weekend before, the little
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: town that I'm in does a kick ass Fourth of
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: July display or the little town that I'm next to,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: so we usually go hang out on that one if
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not working. And then usually the night before the fourth,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: the Purcell Lake will do theirs and then we usually
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: go to that, which this week it was or this
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: time it was actually on the fourth, so we went
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: there and then went to our friend's house on eight.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: And then Saturday was the Saturday after the fourth, which
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: is usually when we do our big family get together,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: but it's usually spaced out a few it's not usually like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you know, back to back like that. So yeah, Friday, Saturday,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Sunday and Monday, I was doing fireworks.
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: For reasons see Andrew and no blown out windows and
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: no er trips. Did he really did his Fourth of
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: July ear trip a few days early?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Jeff, Jeff actually managed to go
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to the ear long enough for both of us, So
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna count his among mine.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, you got mine too, Jeff.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm still gonna say I was celebrating the fourth appropriately
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: because somebody was in the hospital for days. Well it was.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Eric being able to share memes in chat too.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why they don't have that feature.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You can share memes everywhere else on X.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: I don't know what I mean, X is memes. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: mean I'm looking through my feed right now and it's
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: all memes and gifts, So it's weird.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, we weren't the only ones at her neighborhood.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Weren't the only one window.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Well, see, see my little town, We're able to set
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: off fireworks starting for three days and the entire town
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: goes down and spends like four hundred thousand dollars buying
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: fireworks individually. And not only were we blowing up things
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: and blowing out windows, we had a neighbor two houses
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: down and he's shooting mortars that are going off and
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: landing at his house and shooting it took sober and
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: shoots at him or firing down the road trying to
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: blow up cars. So we were having fun. Swear there
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: was no there was no alcohol involved.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: M Are you sure? There was absolutely no alcohol involved?
• 26:11
  Speaker 13: Like no, doesn't drink, but doesn't mean a fireworks. I
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: wouldn't like no fireworks, but.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: There was drinking even if it wasn't. The peoples that
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: not the fireworks, That's what I'm saying.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: So, but it was not involved. No, here hold my beer.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: There should have been, dammit.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Oh that's the rest of the rest of the city.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Nice h mm hmm.
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: So while we're talking about alcohol, I am getting low,
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: you are, I am.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Well, we should probably take care of that. What do
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you want me to play for break?
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: I gets picked during our show. You go ahead find something.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You always complain about what I picked it, which is
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: why I usually ask.
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: You, Well, if I'm gonna complain and just go with it,
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: then mhm.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Uh you know what, I'm just gonna play this sift.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: I gotta make sure thanks.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't have most of jeff stuff. I gotta find it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: And every time I think I'm gonna have five minutes
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: to find it, something goes sideways in my life. So
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: there's that. All right, We'll be back. Stay tuned, lad.
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: Click click town on.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: The stepping on the radio, click quick up the town.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: With the new style. I didn't know about why.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: Click quick I'm on the radio station.
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: Talking about the day ship.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: Wait the scene, the devastation I see.
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: I didn't see.
• 28:30
  Speaker 14: Said say the ser sid said.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: Way, what the hell is wrong with me?
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: My mama tad weren't perfect mistake of no hand, No
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: cridess mentioned for me, what the sieves to be hold?
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: Everybody see that said that for that day. I'm gone
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: that a minute. Then show you something intact. Squick put
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: come to.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: Town on the stepping me on the radio, quick put
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: come to town with the mill stop and didn't knowing
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: about why quick put on the radio.
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: Station, talk about the nation we not to sing the devastation?
• 29:31
  Speaker 10: Why up by what.
• 29:40
  Speaker 13: From?
• 29:41
  Speaker 12: And make to.
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: Weird?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Cuick put puck put who.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: Quick quick.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Clear clear?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: No Saturdays and kids go out place? But what was
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: up with my broom let story?
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: No plays on saturdays when kids go out place? I
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: was up my broom.
• 30:28
  Speaker 14: I let the story out, its sod, its sound inside.
• 30:35
  Speaker 14: It's solid inside of me. It's solid side up and
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: solid inside up. It's solid inside.
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: Up, its sound.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And we are back eventually working on it, trying to
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: get things set up for next hour because Gene is
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: taking the night off, so we're gonna throw a replay
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: up for his HR media, then go into recking order.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: You then go back to shr mean fun time.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: There we go.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: So we're back, we're live, and it's Wednesday night, motherfuckers.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And this was the show that almost wasn't because my
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: house almost tried to explode.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Today it's also Team No Pants and Chat Lives Matter Night,
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: So this is true.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially now that I really now that I don't
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: have to go anywhere for work, I am like, legit,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Team No Pants. I'm not even trying to pretend. I mean,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not like, you know, when I'm on video, I'm
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: not like doing the whole tube thing with the you know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: nothing on but my underwear and a shirt. But pretty well,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you know, there have the times I have done, you know,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: had dressed clothes on on the top and pajama shorts
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: on the bottom because you know, still team, no pants.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: That has happened.
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: That has happened, right, the statute of limitations has worn out,
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: so you can admit it now.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Eh, I mean, is there a statute of limitations for
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: wearing pajama shorts at work when you work from home?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I I think not.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: So, hey, Andrew, Yes, I understand you might have some
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: poles for us.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I have poles, giggity. In fact, I have
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Jasmine Crocker to dance on our poles. Now, mental image,
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: nobody needed.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: You, damn you, and now we know.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Why we're toxic. You know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: I love what she speaks though, because you never know
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: if you're going to get the ghetto rat or the
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: Harvard lecturer.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I just figured I'm getting the Harvard ghetto rat.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Also, yes, okay, now what I expected. I was trying
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: to pipe in some burlesque music, but I think it's
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: actually playing from the soundtracks. Never mind, never mind.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: So yes, I do have some poles here at Toxic.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: We run poles whenever I'm available. I had wasn't available
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: last month or a month before. I forget, I forget
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: what happened. I know I was working way too hard
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: and all and that's what she says.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Well, since we do have some since we do have
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: some pollworking going on, I did find some appropriate music for.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, there we go.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: You know, the greatest sttlement in American history is when
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: they stopped playing that in the strip clubs.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I knew ALM was.
• 34:26
  Speaker 12: No.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, oh dude, I tore a.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Strip club from nineteen ninety two to two thousand and
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: five without that being like every third act song.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can count the number of times I've
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: actually been in a strip club on one hand, and
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: their fingers left, so it never really mattered to me anyway.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: I can count a number of years from nineteen eighty
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: to two thousand and eight what in a strip club?
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: On one hand?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're welcome for the refresher there, glad I could
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: be of service, sir, chas been.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Working hard for you on stage three.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: So let's go all the way back to April. Okay,
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: we didn't have a poll in Mark and for me,
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: but in April we had the UK Court defines woman,
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: the Pope's death, does Trump's President and Ta tar O
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Force one and I don't remember that one.
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: That was when the Air Force one replacement was being
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: gifted to us.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: From Okay, yeah, yeah, see that. You know, look how
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: long that lasted. So anyway, what do you think that one?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Who do you think won that one? What? What one
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: do you think it was gonna have to be?
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: You know, I'm gonna go with a gutter force one, That's.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: What I was going go with.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Nope, that was only twenty percent of the vote, No
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: ship by two percent. Winner. It was the UK Court
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: defines woman.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: That was the thing on my radar, though Pope's death
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: was second.
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that should have been the other way around. I mean,
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: going by my feed, which is completely uh subjective, so.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I thought the same thing. But yeah, but it was
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: got in Games thirty six. So but for the last
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: two months were made June Pole next guy that says Shenanigans, Hey, farmer.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Where's that place you liked to go with all the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: goofy stuff.
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: On the wall.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: So for May June.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: We have.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Jarvis Best is dead. Because that that pretty much took
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: a couple of weeks. And yeah, I did Big Beautiful Bill,
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: which actually not for two months there, which was surprising.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: You got Elon Trump feuding and then the Texas flooding
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: came in on the tailor in there this last week
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: came out of the.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Wire, just barely made it in. Do there's some weird
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: stuff going on with that, Like I guess it was
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: because I was living in Seattle at the time, so
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't really keep up with and I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: don't guess it made it up there to where we
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: were until and by the time it would have, I
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: probably didn't live there. I had no idea that like
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: William Shatner and everybody was talking about this stuff on
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: like their shows, like you know, in nineteen eighty seven,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: world's worst flood in Texas, and I'm like, shouldn't we
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: have been working on putting all these sirens and shit
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: in from like maybe eighty eight on then. I mean,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I'll live in Texas, so I need none of my business.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: But I was saying, maybe maybe we should have fixed
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: that stuff back then.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I don't think it'd done any good, though.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It would have taken at least one talking point away, though,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: because that's all I keep hearing. If we'd had these
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: sirens along the river banks, more of these kids might
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: still be alive. And why didn't we do that?
• 38:36
  Speaker 9: Well, you see, that's the That's the great thing about government,
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: about government planning, is you get, oh, that was a
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: hundred year flood, so we don't have to worry about
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: it for another ninety eight years.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, except here we are. I mean well, I mean
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: they actually said it right today on the news. They
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: said it was a once in a century flood, and
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I guess technically they might be right,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: as long as there's not another one before twere.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Well, they The biggest thing is they could put up
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: the sirens, right, yeah, they do testing on them. People
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: ignore them. And the biggest example for that is is
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: look at people's cars when the alarms go off.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, eventually you get desensitized to the sounds and don't
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: even notice anymore. Yeah, yeah, I get that too.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: I mean that's the people ignore it. I mean it is.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: I can't tell you in the number of times I've
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: ignore the fire alarm drill right, oh look the firearms
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: gone off, okay whatever.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: There were several times when I worked in the building
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: where we used to work before they let us come
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: home when I was still working for OU that they
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: would have the time. They would send out emails and
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: be like, well, they're working on the fire alarm system,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: so please make sure you disgre disregard all fire alarms.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, so, what happens if one of the
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: times they're working on it, we're told to disregard. Shit,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: there's actually a real fire, just.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Sign it's and the fact that they're all saying if
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: they had these warnings, it's like they put out the
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: warnings or you know, I'm sorry, two o'clock in the morning.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: People aren't listening. They're not our wait to hear the
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: froens and thirty minutes of twenty eight foot of rising water.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: I mean most people, Oh, you know, the river's rise
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: and I'm just gonna go up to that hill over there,
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: not knowing that a hill is also about to be swamped.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, And I mean I get it.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: There is no perfect scenario. And it is you know,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: one of those things where you know, especially with flooding,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: is a lot like tornadoes. You get some warning, but
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: you just never really know what it's gonna do. Like
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: everybody around me freaks out and I keep telling them, dude,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: we are on a plot of land between two rivers.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I can count the number of times because I've looked
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: at it historically that's actually been a tornade touch down
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: here in the last one hundred years. It was once
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: because for some reason, the tornadoes they jump the first
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: river and they just keep going until they get passed
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to the second one, and then they touched back down again.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It's only not happened that way one time in the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: last one hundred years that I've been able to find,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: and I've watched it happen, like you can watch it
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: pick up and then go over everything and then get
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: to the other side and just keep going. And there's
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: a town about seven miles northwest of us from here
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: that usually it's somehow when it jumps, it winds up
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: going backwards a little bit, and it almost always hits
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: that town every single time, And every time my dad
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: sees it on the news, like that's only seven miles
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: from you all, are y'all okay, I'm like, dude, Dad,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: that's the same spot that gets hit at least once
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: every two years, So yeah, we're fine.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Alan's right, though, sirens only work if people actually trained
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: to understand what they mean. We lost of us when
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: we stopped doing the nuclear war drills.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: You know, I want those.
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: Desks to build a house out of.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Right, you know those those are the desks that we
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: could withstand a nuclear blast. I want, I want several
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: of those.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: As far as I'm going. They could schools.
• 42:27
  Speaker 9: Well, you couldn't save us, saying the only thing those
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: desks couldn't save us from quicksand.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Right, I still say we got to bring back.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Talk about things that were over hyped in your childhood.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Though every TV show we used to watch, cartoon live action,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: all of them had, you know, quicksand quicksand.
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying it doesn't exist.
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: But I've lived in a lot of places with a
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: lot of very terrain, and I've heard tell of quicksand
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: in one of the areas I lived in the possibility, oh,
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: down by the river, but I've never experienced it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: I live in the desert.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: I was reasonably assured by every Western ever made that
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: live in the desert I would encounter quicksand, and I'm
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: ready for it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: How many tumbleweeds have you actually seen?
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Oh god, damn, how many people.
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: Are in China?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: I won't tell you. The biggest disappointment is I can't
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: address something to acme and get it delivered.
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: That day, like ten minutes later. Hey, fun facts about tumbleweeds.
• 43:48
  Speaker 9: Did you know they're not indigenous the United States?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I did not know.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: It's Russian thistle. It came in on a grain shipment.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: So it's a fucking weed trying to take over the world.
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: Yep, you catch up before it hardens and gets all
• 44:10
  Speaker 9: the the Prickley's on it. It's edible, really not worth
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: the effort, but I've tried it and it's.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: You what.
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: It's fine anyway, but yes, not a digitous the United
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: States and edible. Now everything you need to know about tumbleweeds,
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: you're welcome.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Who said the.
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: Top being toxic and masculine can't be educational, right?
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: We want people to learn.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: So yes, you can eat you can eat tumble weed.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, but you can't walk off the side of the
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: cliff and not fall down unless you look down.
• 44:55
  Speaker 9: Well that's just physics. Well song as you don't walk down,
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: you're fine.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: I've not been able to get into work. It's irritating.
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: Well, you just have not read enough Einstein, Markacku or.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Tyll probably probably because you know I went into quantum.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: I did some quantum studies and I can't make myself believe.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Yet that's what they teach in quant You have to
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: believe first.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: You know, it's funny because this new show that Kryn
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: launched that I'm slowly becoming more of a co host
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: for than a producer. We've been talking about the very
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: same thing the last few episodes has been kind of interesting.
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: I pointed my followers, I'm in an obvious strange brew reference.
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: I mean it was hidden, but still, I mean, if
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: you are paying attention, Wait, that's a strange brew. Only
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: one person got it all y'all.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, at least one person got it all right, So
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: even though I am not our bar babe, since since
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: we are in Missing People formation, tonight, I found a
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: drink called it's called a toxic Wasted cocktail. It is
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: one and a half of vodka, one or a half
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: ounce of melon liqueur, a splash of blue cocoal, three
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: ounces of orange juice, and three ounces of lemon lime soda,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: lime wedge or wheel for garnish, and basically you fill
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the cocktail shaker or highball glass with ice, pour in
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the vodka and the melon. The core had the orange
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: juice and the splash of cocw gently stir to blend colors.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Your drink should turn a night green or blueish green
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: top with the lemon lime soda for a fizzy finish.
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: I do like a good fizz.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually, yeah, the only reason I picked it
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: was because it looks really cool in the picture. It's
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: like a bright green. It was like hate.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: I mean, it doesn't sound terrible. It's a it's a
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: it's an overworked screwdriver. But yeah, I I fuck, I'll
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: drink it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I'll try to now that I now that, now that
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I have the ingredient list, I'll probably be trying one,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: hopefully to celebrate when I have power working again completely.
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: See the whole time you're talking about him Son to go,
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: What why would you put blue cacao with orange juice?
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: It's just gonna matp oh, you're gonna turn the green?
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Got it?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: Probably has another name for around Saint Pact to stay.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it probably does.
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: But yeah, so anyway, obvious obvious strange crew reference. Nobody
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: got it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Dude. You're still sad about that, aren't you.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: I'm pissed.
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: I've got some of the most in tune, cultural, culturally
• 48:23
  Speaker 9: dialed in followers A guy could.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Want and they have let you down, and they let
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: me down.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: For the last time. X.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're bringing back forty six thousand year old worms.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: God damn, did we learn nothing? We're doing what now?
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: But oh they found a nice age worm frozen in Siberia.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: They thought it out and it's active. Jesus, have we
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: have we our whole?
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: There are whole subgenres of science fiction.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Dedicated to.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Is it a worm? Or is this the beginning of
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: star gage?
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: Yes, embrace the power of hand.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: I just like, has nobody gone to the movies in
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: the last forty years?
• 49:27
  Speaker 12: Well, the movies only made them excited to think about
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: what if we can actually do that?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: That's the problem. They get inspired by the movies, not
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: warned by them. It's never it's never a good thing,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: was warning us? Yeah, Well, Jeff Goldbloom is also making
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: money off apartments dot Com right now too, So whatever,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Oh I do like.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: That a.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Out of control?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Nice dude? What the hell did I miss with groc
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: last night? Because I was I was doing all, I
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: was doing all kinds of other stuff and I can't
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I turned on X kind of I flap back over
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: to X kind of late and I was like, why
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: is everybody freaking out about Rock?
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: And you want to talk about that now? Are you
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: want to save it for our show right now?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: We've only got like eight minutes. We wanted to save it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, we'll talk about it, yeah, because it'll take more
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: than eight minutes to explain that one.
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: Short short version.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Grock became Microsoft TA.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I was wondering because he I actually did ask it
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: this morning and it kind of chuckled a little bit
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: and said, yeah, they kind of let they kind of
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: they kind of turned me a little loose. They fixed
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: it now though, Yeah, apparently.
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: It's like I joked last night, Oh you know, it's like, wow,
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: we really screwed down those guardrails. It's all it's doing
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: now is just regurgitating academic dogma. Maybe we should drop
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: those guardrails a little bit. What's worse could happen?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Who? Well, you see what happened?
• 51:05
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: It reminded me of way back when they first introduced
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: it and all that would do it would it was racist? Now?
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: That was Microsoft A right it is?
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah that was a forte.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: So yeah, speaking of with the ball at Linda is
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: exiting stage left right around the name time Grog goes
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: nuts and Elon starts a new political party. I wonder
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: if that has anything to.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Do with it.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: I you know here, okay, aside from the political party,
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: because that was cool for like a second before it
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: got retarded. I think the Grock thing and Linda's stepping
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: down well one because x Ai is now owns Twitter
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: or x but uh, I think that might be Elon's
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: heavy hand returning. And by heavy hand I mean on them,
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: not us. I can hope because coming back after fucking
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: around with polytics for a couple of years, looking at
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: the state of Twitter and going, what the fuck have
• 52:11
  Speaker 9: you done to my platform?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's a mess. I I hope. I hope whoever
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: they bring in to replace her actually does believe in
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: free speech. That's all I'm gonna say, because I don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: really trust Elon with that anymore either. If I'm being
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: completely honest, dude has got one stick. Now it's like,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: oh my god, he's He's in the Epstein files. Shut up, dude,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: shut up. Don't even get me started on that shit. Either.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I was actually I was actually I was.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Going now the Epstein files were a Hillary hit list.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't surprise me, wouldn't surprise me, But yeah, I was.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I was before my house started acting stupid to day
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: and I started playing a video. I was kind of
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: going off on that and then things started going weird,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: so I played a video and then that's when I
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: almost died. So yeah, right in the middle of my
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: shows and everything was just gone. I'm like, I can't
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: do anything because it's all dead. Sometimes sometimes I don't know.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I may wake up tomorrow and realize I actually did die.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: That would be interesting. All of this has been a
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: dream or something.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, No, you're just gonna swat change timelines. You'll change
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: timelines and it'll be greater. I am your father.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Well, if that's what happens, I'm just waiting until I
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: start jumping into the timelines where my bank account doesn't
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: say you wish, because yeah, that would be nice anyway,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: all right, Sam, all right, Jan's believe it or not,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: We're down to like three minutes. Wow, it did fly
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: line many so Andrews. Since you're the shortest of the three.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: As far as things you have to say about this,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: where can folks find you?
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Uh, you can find me on x at Nuclear MM
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: one retired clear the nuclear nuclear so much fun at times,
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: but unless the only place I'm at, and I am
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: here every second Wednesday a month, as long as my
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: job doesn't.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Interfere and as long as the mothership doesn't with.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, there is that. So and don't forget the poll.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: This month's pole is pinned on my timeline. So vote
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: and share it, folks, don't just vote, share it, then
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: vote again, because hey, voting multiple times is the American way.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Vote early and vote often, because we learned from the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Democrat a much. Where can folks find you?
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: Well, thank you for asking. You can find me on Twitter,
• 55:11
  Speaker 9: surprisingly still as Ordinance packard. You can find me coming.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: Up here in an hour with you Tomorrow.
• 55:19
  Speaker 9: You can find me on the Cult Shift with Brad
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: Slaeger as we take our cynical dive into the business
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: end of Hollywood. Saturday, you and I are doing juxtaposition
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: makeup show from Missing last week if you still have
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: power and Sunday, I'm not sure if it we're doing
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: it this Sunday or the Sunday after with a Vincent
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: Charles project.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I think I think you guys are this Sunday because
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: it didn't happen less.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Than well, yeah, I asked him about it's not okay
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: and it's either the best or worst movie. Oh, I
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: know the movie.
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: We're doing.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: A folk You can find me here in about an
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: hour with the Amish one. You can find me pushing
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: buttons for the Edge of Liberty Crew here in just
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a minute, and then again after myself an amage and
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: that'll be our closing act for the night because Beezy
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: was off last night, so that'll be it tomorrow. After
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning, assuming my Jerry Rigging holds now that Amish
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: chinxed me, you should find me doing the Rick Robinson
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Joe starting at ten am. And then Thursday night. Not sure.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Jen's been on vacation lately and we haven't been able
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: to connect, so there may or may not be a
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Gin and Rick, but I know I think you and
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Brad are doing are the culture shot tomorrow serves yes,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: and then Friday night, I think there will be he said,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: She said, power notwithstanding because I'm I think Aggie's at
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: her mom's but I think she's still pudding on doing
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: that one. But I'll find out for sure. And then
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: of course we have the makeup of Jucks and then
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Sunday night, I'll be pushing buttons for Corn Nimick and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Corn's reading Room. And then Monday night, assuming that Domicio
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: is still standing, we should have an America Off the Rails,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: and then everything starts over again on Tuesday with the
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Rick Robinson Show and then Manorama and then other than that,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: it's all the stuff we're kind of doing right now.
• 57:12
  Speaker 12: So we'll see you guys in just a little bit
• 57:16
  Speaker 12: back with Rick and already hang out as we kick
• 57:18
  Speaker 12: off a replay for Edge of Liberty because Jean and
• 57:22
  Speaker 12: Ross are.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Both off tonight, so and I can't run one of
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: theirs because they always go along.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: And thank you and thank you to the almost people.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: We got almost six hundred nice.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Yep. Actually we're over six hundred six to seventy two