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Oily and Slimy: Inception Rewatch & Alien Franchise Retrospective · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I cannot believe it someone else is out there trying to undercut me for my baby
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  Yoda again again like disy come out and go this cost us $5 million and I say
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  look I can do that a bit cheaper for you and now just everyone's out there doing
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  it I think it's less about the money and more about the fact that they're
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  actually doing it welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy also this is uh this is Sideshow Collectibles who are I mean they're
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  known for doing this for cutting you know cutting in on people who are trying
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  to create their own Collectibles they'll just come in and I already made the best
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  one uh here it is well I I yes I haven't made mine yet but I need people to
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  pre-order oh based on pre-ordering from patreon this one is pretty impressive
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  this one's got [ __ ] articulation yeah I mean these are
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  [ __ ] impressive generally speaking the the sideshow ones this one says life
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  size but how do they know how big a baby Yoda is very small well they have access
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  to the actual baby Yoda real baby Yoda
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  yeah yeah they got him in for the day baby yod that he is based full body cast
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  on him hey you know how you know how they always say that Yoda the the
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  original Yoda adult Yoda um his eyes are ABT Einstein's eyes I've never heard
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  that yes I've heard something like that before I don't think they actually took
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  his eyes though okay so du him and they made no Matt if you if you want
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  Einstein's eyes no digging is needed Einstein's eyes are on Ice somewhere out
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  the back of the smithonian or somewhere I only learned that recently and it
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  freaked me the [ __ ] out why do they need him in case one day they're like you
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  know we need to look at this problem from someone else's point of view hook
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  them up and then they can but the eyes I mean I can understand having his brain
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  in a jar but it's like yeah now they think that all the power was in his eyes I
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  guess I I just no what that's weird I
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  wait so Yoda's eyes are modeled on Einstein's no they're actually his eyes
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  then could they took him out of smithonian for the day filmed him and
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  then put him back when I was a kid Also let's be clear we know that this this is
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  not Yoda as a baby just in case L anybody's like actually it's not a baby
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  Yoda it's a baby but also I'm not going to call him the child cuz that's kind of
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  dumb as well like I do like that sounds creepy the world is just calling it baby
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  Yoda and I'm yeah I wonder how much that annoys Disney you know what I would love
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  I would love if season 2 it's just about someone else and baby Y is not even in
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  it yeah or [ __ ] you to the audience in this world we live in where they just
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  [ __ ] change everything to suit what the fans like they're just like all
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  right this is baby Yoda now make it work and joh Fa like the [ __ ] are you talking
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  about Yoda's dead make it you know in this in this one they're going to have
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  to name him he will have a name this time and I want it to be like Jeremy
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  Jeremy Jeremy Yoda I find yod
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  Kuno the [ __ ] does Kuno
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  care I wish was Kun I find it
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  interesting that now that all three of Disney's Star Wars films are done and
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  dusted that people are asking for them to just be uncanonized I know do people
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  didn't even do that with the with the prequels you know these are somehow less
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  popular than the prequels were it's because people are caving into it now
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  though the prequels have a weird thing where it's like I think it's like
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  everybody knows that George Lucas still did them so they're kind of like they
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  have like this little force field around them these are somehow
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  unofficial yeah exactly and everyone wants to do over yeah you do so you he
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  people like bring back George Lucas to fix it all and I'm s of like he didn't
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  leave it in a good place to begin with bring back bring back irin kerser to fix
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  it dig him up slap his eyeballs in somebody and let's get him to do it yeah that's right
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  yeah because I mean not even Lawrence
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  casden you know could satisfy the fans and if anyone was going to ride a good
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  Star Wars it would be him that he wrote that awful solo Han
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  Solo line in Solo mhm yeah so how much
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  what I hear he mostly let his son write that oh
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  really his son he
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  37575 is not bad I like how they've got this weird picture here on the is this
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  little overlay always there where you can see what it looks like next to a
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  horribly disfigured person it's like to show the size of the baby Yoda they've
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  got this woman there with no facial features which like kind of Terri what
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  yeah I don't know what you're looking at either no oh I'm looking at the Sideshow
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  Collectibles website sorry oh you went to the website okay I pasted the link to
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  it down there got from the article there's this like creepy Shadow woman
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  holding the baby Yoda in the picture it's kind of creepy I'm
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  imagining Slender Man but the page is loading now so I'll know in a sec but I
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  still don't understand how that's going to help like show Dimensions because you
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  don't know how tall or big she is yeah good point you know how big a a human
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  being is though roughly speaking theyy come on people vary by feet you know
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  this Dan there is significantly less than a
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  foot difference between you and me I guess it's prototype shown this is not
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  necessarily the baby OD you receive man this thing is [ __ ] detailed yeah yeah
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  it it's got a little apple next to it as well in one of the photos like apples
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  come in different sizes is it is it the Apple there because because to show the
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  size or is it just because he just wanted an apple and it's like Game of
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  Thrones where someone forgot to take the Apple out of shot it's like a Starbucks the um I
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  think an apple would have would have gotten away with an apple if it was an
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  apple that game left in the edit yeah I find it interesting that somebody drew
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  this one to one scale woman next to this because they're like we're going to need
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  to know the size roughly speaking and they're like okay what details are
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  necessary and unnecessary it's like okay well the most detailed part of her she
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  needs to have the Sideshow Collectibles logo on her t-shirt right so that's a
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  must that's a must eyebrows eyebrows to show
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  yeah leave it at that no eyes no [ __ ]
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  Nose No Hands nailed it I mean look we
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  knew what it was so all that's necessary try to see if that's just something that
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  have in all of their stuff look you've got several baby Yodas and I can see
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  them behind you now yeah you don't need anymore you don't need anymore in fact
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  if you buy this one you have to sell both of those before I'm going to allow
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  you buy one I actually have another one downstairs as well downstairs downstairs
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  yeah he's got grandar model downstairs yeah his dick pokes through
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  it yeah to become its dick well that Hannah's dick pokes through him which
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  then and then pokes through it Hannah's dick pokes through all any listeners who
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  didn't hear last week's episode are going to be very confused man I just
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  hope I just hope Hannah didn't listen to last week she did man I'm going to be off her
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  Christmas list forever now I gave nothing but compliments about
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  Hannah's dick and I want that known and
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  acknowledged uh a lot of Xbox news this week I want to know what Luke because
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  they had I am both excited and annoyed
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  mhm mhm we're getting very close to the time when it should be coming out but we
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  still don't know when it's coming out or how much it's going to be
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  yeah but this this announcement was never going to be about the console they
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  it was going to be only about the games and they made that clear they made that
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  clear but come on we're getting we've got like four months or something they
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  keep saying Ian some the games they're all coming out you know holiday this
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  year which means the console has to come out so we know that it's coming out it's
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  coming out November it's coming out November I've called it you know what I
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  want you know what I want I I I packed up my Xbox a couple of weeks ago cuz I'm
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  moving and then I unpacked it today because I realized I'm not going to move
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  yet and I'm going to need to play the [ __ ] Xbox yeah um and then uh we'll
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  get to this later in the episode but I wanted to play alien isolation cuz I
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  never really gave that a good enough go and I realized that I didn't unpack my
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  [ __ ] games and that I bought that when I was still buying games on discs
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  Xbox needs to acknowledge when I own a game and let me download oh you you need
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  to stop that because Xbox wanted to do that at the very start of this
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  generation but the internet lost it [ __ ] and said no yeah so when Xbox One first
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  came out it was going to be you buy the disc in store you put it in it transfers
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  the license to your Xbox you now don't need a disc in anymore yeah that would
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  have been great everyone got upset because what if I'm not on the internet
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  and my games don't work [ __ ] you Microsoft [ __ ] you and then they yep
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  went really overboard connect to the internet once a day just so it could
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  check cuz once you sell the game off like if you trade it in or something
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  once someone else put it in their XBox the license would transfer across yeah
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  but I remember there were also instances where you could loan the game out to a
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  friend you could Nate a certain amount of friend you could Lo the game out you
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  couldn't play it during the time they had it it was like an oldfashioned trade
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  they could play it for a while then they go I finished it now transfer the rights
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  back to you be great except the Internet just did what the internet does and
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  ruined it for everyone you say the internet but I reckon five or six years
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  ago there's probably an episode of this very podcast where we are [ __ ] all
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  over that idea probably not me I was selling it back then I'm pretty sure I
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  wasn't was into it but I don't don't really remember I think Luke might have
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  convinced me yeah Microsoft weren't selling it well they weren't leading
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  with the good part they were focusing on like you have to connect to the internet
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  and all this stuff where they should have been focusing on the sharing of
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  games and no disc stuff but yeah the marketing Park Department screwed up but
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  classic blunder cuz how awesome would it be for you guys for me to buy all the
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  games and then when I finish with them just loan them to you guys pretty good I
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  mean I'm moving back to New South Wales Luke so I'm just going to come around
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  and get a bunch of discs from you I don't have it I stopped buying discs
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  years ago yeah I don't buy discs anymore in fact I've got over a thousand games
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  on my Xbox to install it's like alien isolation which is on Game Pass I think
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  still so I don't need the disc but I also bought that on dis and then so I
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  actually there's a few games that I have on disc and I basically I'm just like oh
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  I guess I don't play those anymore I'll see what's what I what do I not need to
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  dig the disc out for I'll play one of those yeah it just laziness really there
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  there are times where I've gone I have the disc but then I purchased the game
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  cuz I didn't want to get up and get it yeah I I considered that I've done that
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  a lot with movies it's easier but it should be the same with movies you're
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  absolutely right it should be that you if you've purchased a license to watch
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  that movie at home you've you can now watch you the license well you can get I
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  I mean I assume you can do this in other countries as well you do it here you can
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  buy a copy of a movie that's like you buy the Blu-ray and it comes with like
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  the Blu-ray the DVD and a key for a digital copy so that I mean that's yeah
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  I think they were doing that but then I stopped buying Blu-rays as well and
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  start buying it digitally cuz it also we have do you guys have movies anywhere
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  can you use that that's the Disney service where you sign up for it and
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  then you link all of your services and if you buy a movie on say iTunes it
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  unlocks it on all the other stuff as well I think I've what is that called
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  Movies Anywhere Movies Anywhere yeah so I have like you know like uh we should
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  find a place where that doesn't work and then sue them for um
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  there was a period where Microsoft like At first Microsoft was in and then they
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  they pulled out of it and then now they're back again so it again
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  everything unlocks everywhere it's really good you know what I open to us
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  residents oh okay sounds like a us thing
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  I want I want an app that links all my
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  streaming services together because I I'm I I assume now it's never going to
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  be like it used to be where you just have a television that plays all the
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  channels you know you're going to have to subscribe to all these different
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  things okay okay fine fine but then I want one interface where I can access it
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  Blends the libraries of Netflix Hulu etc etc my Apple TV does it but it Netflix
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  doesn't participate which is on them not on anybody else they just I don't know
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  for some reason they don't like it but uh the Apple TV app does that for most
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  stuff and then also I think my fire stick does that too and it does do
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  Netflix I don't know why Apple did T just point out his when he said the the
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  word fire stick fire stick
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  yeah I remember I was talking to uh I mentioned to you guys that I was going
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  for a job at Warner did not get the job found out through a third party that I
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  didn't get it though they just haven't gotten back to me I'd assumed I hadn't
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  gotten it you do know though I do know now apparently that somebody else has
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  got that so therefore I haven't but when I was in my interview he was saying
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  something about the uh the convenience of the Netflix button on your remote
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  control I was like M that's not convenience that's advertising yeah
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  that's we to get a job what are you a [ __ ] idiot yeah no
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  no they paid a lot of money to get that button there yeah well it worth every
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  penny I'm sure so Microsoft they the you know the what do you call it the
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  Showcase Xbox showcase yeah so they're showing off all their new games coming
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  out and my God does Game Pass good value I don't know why they didn't make I mean
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  they they pushed game pass but like Ridley that was the star of the show
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  like all the all of the games they announced will be on Game Pass right I
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  think well just about all of them all the first party ones definitely what's
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  the going rate what's the going rate of Game Pass uh it's 15 bucks a month or
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  something right so yeah so it's roughly comparable to a Netflix or something
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  like that and not only that you get them on PC as well so yeah it's I don't know
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  it just seems like a [ __ ] crazy good deal to me yeah see to me I love games
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  but I don't love a lot of games I love very few games a lot yeah but but this
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  where you get to find out which ones you like a lot yeah but that's what I mean
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  if if it's always sounded like it's not a good deal for me because what are the
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  chances but actually now if they're just going to like look dude all our titles
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  are going to be on there so just sign up
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  then is on there alien ation on there Witcher the new Fable game Witcher three
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  was Wier like yeah listing games are already paid for guys yeah well you
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  didn't you you could have just not paid for them or you could have just paid for
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  them slowly every month over a long period of time yep and tried out some
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  other stuff Fallout fours on there yeah again [ __ ] own it
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  fall6 okay don't own that don't own that but you mentioned Fable that was one of
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  their um big announcements and there had been rumors there been rumors there was
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  going to be a new Fable and and it I was right it's coming from playground games
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  who are the people who make the Forza Horizon games a new Forza game as well
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  I'm annoyed that there's no talk of when when it's coming out yeah it's just I
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  hate announcements not only is there no talk of when there's no footage either
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  it was just a CG yeah I was about to say judging by the trailer it's not finished
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  yeah not soon no this is not coming out holiday this year no but I'll play it
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  when it comes out you know if it's like the other Fables and it's as pretty as
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  the launch trailer then yeah I'll play it did they not say at all when it's
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  coming out I don't recall no not for the Halo the Fable one the Fable was just a
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  was that a s was that a fraudi and slip you're thinking about Halo mate thinking
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  about Halo I'm thinking about Halo I don't know what to think of the Halo one
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  I like how they've gotten away from Halo 4 completely now with the knights and
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  stuff like that at that was a terrible terrible game I don't know I think
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  they're going a bit more open world with this one you got the grappling hook and
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  I don't know man I watched the footage and I was like this just looks like the
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  Xbox game again like it's just literally the same [ __ ] thing and it even look
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  I know that it it it looks nice but I don't know if it looks like nice enough
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  to be like oh I want a new console to play this always felt that about Halo
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  Halo has a look that just I just don't it's very spongy to me if that makes
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  sense I just I don't know what it is and it made me noticed that Halo Halo 3 is
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  like $9 on Steam right now and I thought look I've never actually played a Halo
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  maybe I'll just pick this up for nine bucks and then I watched the trailer
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  again I was like nah I watched so this Halo infinite thing I was like that was
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  pretty underwhelming and then I was like remember in whatever year it was the E3
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  announcement trailer for Halo 3 that was and it was that is a [ __ ] amazing
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  trailer yeah so I went back and I rewatched that the one where just opens
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  on the desert and Cortana that used to give me goosebumps what a [ __ ]
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  trailer that's how you announce a game and then I looked in the comments and
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  all the comments on YouTube were like um you know up vote if you came from the
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  Halo infinite trailer it'll rewatch this trailer and I was like [ __ ] sure
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  did cuz yeah that's great that that Halo 3 trailer got me interested in a game
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  that I was not interested in yeah and I was like that with ODST the ODST
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  liveaction trailer is a movie I still want to this day yeah I bought Halo 3 on
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  the basis of that trailer and I I mean I'm not a Halo fan
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  so well you made you made me go to Halo fest with you Matt so that's right I got
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  lots of photos of you looking bored filling filling in the uh the
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  survey of uh how much or little I
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  enjoyed it yeah zero out of 10
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  boring see where's I would have loved it you would have loved it you should have
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  gone instead of me luk I I feel bad that I took that you should have gone instead
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  of all I love I love the Halo Universe I love the story I love the books it's
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  Master Chef Gordon Ramsey yep
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  mhmh Cortana so I guess his suit runs on Windows he's got
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  Cortana you got the arbitrator when having a disagreement
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  they're calling the arbit and arbitrator comes in sort it
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  out yeah good Universe there's some other games that they announced that
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  coming out one I'm looking I don't know if was this is in the trailer they just
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  announced it the the Microsoft flight simulator oh yeah that game looks
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  beautiful I didn't see that I mean that's always like a technological
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  achievement the flight simulator always has been mhm so that's coming out on the
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  Xbox it's coming out the Xbox and PC comes out next month I think and it has
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  every airport in the world all of them all of
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  them it's got like 37,000 airports wow wonder if it's got my little local
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  airport that' be cool it might well I know like older versions of it used to
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  have like bankstown airport all right did they have those
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  little people picking outside it saying no bankstown airport
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  talking Badger Creek oh yeah it's Badger Creek B Creek man I can't wait to see how
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  Sydney's changed when I get back I wonder if they've built all that [ __ ]
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  nobody wanted man I'm I'm nervous I'm nervous about going back to Sydney
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  actually I remember when I like I don't know this place at all there's trams
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  where there used to be roads and roads where there used to be tra I haven't
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  even been back up it's been 4 years I wonder how the traffic is now cuz when I
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  left they just started putting up those Billboards that had it was just a
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  billboard with a picture of everybody stuck it in gridlock and it said get used to
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  it you didn't want the tunnel so get used to it they can't fix the traffic in
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  Sydney because you can m in all the roads leading to Sydney but you can't
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  widen the roads in Sydney I remember I remember the the years leading up to
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  that it was just billboard saying no tunnel [ __ ] imagine the [ __ ] fumes
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  in that tunnel yeah and now they're like you didn't
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  want the tunnel deal with it no one sit in traffic for 4 hours every day I I'm
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  moving to the NorthShore when I get back and I'm hoping to find a job on the
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  North Shore and then never ever go into the CBD ever ever again I'll work from
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  home well you don't need to anymore don't need to go to the city yeah avoid
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  the Harbor Bridge yeah it's beautiful it's picturesque not when you're driving
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  on it I I guarantee you you get pretty [ __ ] sick of it when you have to drive across
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  when you're driving on it every day it loses its promise you I see photos of
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  Sydney now and I'm like I did not appreciate that because I saw it every
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  day in [ __ ] traffic it's beautiful it's a beautiful city but I remember if
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  you if you were in the wrong lane approaching the Harbor Bridge you are
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  going places you don't want to go and there's nothing you can do about it they
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  built the [ __ ] wall between you and your destination on the bridge yeah I
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  drove I remember there was one particular when I first moved to kirilly
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  and I and I worked in artaman which is like one suburb north of
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  kirilly and I crossed the bridge twice both ways yep because I just didn't know
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  how to get into the lane the one lane that could get me to artaman and there's
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  a toll one way and not the other way one way is a toll way and the other way is
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  not so make sure you're aware of that yeah they charge the poor people to get
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  cross from the city they don't charge the rich people to get into the city
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  them out yeah yeah speaking of cities you shouldn't go
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  to uh the game that I'm most excited about from the Microsoft announcement
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  was stalker uh stalker 2 MH cuz it looks
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  really [ __ ] I was the I was watching the trailer and I was like oh this looks
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  like stalker I wonder what it is oh oh it's stalker good stalker good then yeah
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  yeah and then I started thinking oh [ __ ] I want to go back and play stalker what
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  a great game that was I won't I'll just wait and I'll play stalker 2 yeah what a
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  great but very frustrating game that kept me going back to it even though it
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  was [ __ ] frustrating yeah and I even thought of going back and watching the
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  film stalker that it's based on and then I remembered how frustrating to watch
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  that film is sure and uh how Dave and I once attempted like three times okay
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  we'll put it back on we'll really concentrate this time uh but it's just
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  incredibly incredibly boring cuz stalker is one of those games that people always
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  say they want you know when Bethesda puts out a game and they're like oh it's
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  all the level scaling and all this kind of stuff people like I don't want that I
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  want to be able to wander into situations play stalker and you will
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  [ __ ] die constantly and you'll understand why Bethesda don't do that
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  cuz people [ __ ] complain about it like stalker you open the wrong door you
• 24:46
  walk into the wrong just walk slightly in the wrong direction and something
• 24:49
  will [ __ ] murder you it's a great game awesome game
• 24:55
  there's that what else was it I think there was also oh for some Motorsport
• 24:59
  that's coming out we always driving fast I think I think forer each year the the
• 25:05
  executives from Microsoft get together sitting around the table and go the cars need to be
• 25:12
  shinier just when you thought they couldn't make them look more like real
• 25:15
  cars somehow they do something and you're like so [ __ ]
• 25:20
  shiny yeah what was the um we have Ray tracing and subsurface scattering on the
• 25:26
  paint jobs on these 3D renderings and you're like I thought it already looked
• 25:30
  real but now it looks more real it looks more real
• 25:34
  than you go look at the old ones you go cuz I remember like going back and
• 25:39
  having look at from forer 6 to 7 the jump was huge what was the game that
• 25:45
  that uh Grand Turismo Gran Turismo remember when that came out and everyone
• 25:48
  was like [ __ ] man mate what was that one
• 25:51
  at the arcades that you sat in this um
• 25:56
  Daytona no no the one by SE um they brought seally sear rally and I
• 26:01
  was like [ __ ] man they can't get more accurate than
• 26:05
  this yeah it's funny how that works like just I don't know your brain fills in
• 26:11
  the gaps I guess until you've seen the next gen and then you go back and you're
• 26:15
  like the [ __ ] was I think go back well that's like me a couple of years ago I
• 26:19
  bought that pack that was every Hitman game because I love the Hitman games but
• 26:24
  you cannot go back no those original
• 26:28
  PlayStation ones are just unplayable by today's standards yeah I'm excited about
• 26:34
  a vow which is the new role playing game from obsidian who obsidian [ __ ] rule
• 26:40
  they made my favorite fallout Fallout New Vegas yep uh a vow looks like Skyrim
• 26:46
  but it's pillars of Eternity world so they're giving us what it says the
• 26:52
  they're giving us the games that Bethesda won't give us anymore yeah
• 26:55
  exactly that that's actually their their company slow now
• 27:00
  yeah like everyone's just getting sick with the test of not releasing anything
• 27:03
  so we'll just go make it ourselves there's just like Fallout 76 everyone's
• 27:07
  like try again yeah and then obsidian's
• 27:11
  like we got you yeah seriously avow
• 27:15
  looks [ __ ] beautiful yeah so I don't know when that's coming out but I will
• 27:20
  be playing it yeah we'll all be playing
• 27:23
  it they did seem to change their stance
• 27:27
  on this backwards compatibility thing in a way they so you know there there was
• 27:32
  all this talk of all the games on the Xbox One X will be playable on the Xbox
• 27:36
  one as well right because we talked about that the other week I think you
• 27:40
  mean Xbox series X and the Xbox One sorry yeah you're right yep um but
• 27:45
  that's not the case it will be up to the developers necessarily to do that well
• 27:50
  but they are encouraging developers they've always said up to the developers
• 27:54
  yeah but I mean they they did kind of say that they'll all work on everyone
• 27:59
  they won't so I think I think I I think
• 28:03
  with th they said they were going to try because there's some there will be some
• 28:09
  games that just the Xbox One won't be able to handle it and you can't have
• 28:14
  something running forever that will run everything not possible it's just well
• 28:18
  even some of these launch titles won't so I think that was just a surprise just
• 28:22
  because they' been talking about how they'd be backwards compatible and then
• 28:25
  now they're just already they're not right off the bat so whatever I'm going
• 28:29
  to buy one anyway but it doesn't bother me I'm buying I'm buying the new one day
• 28:32
  one anyway since Microsoft will let me give them money they just shouldn't have
• 28:35
  said already discussed how we can't play half of our Xbox One games because
• 28:39
  they're on discs and we can't we're too late to get up and get them out of [ __ ]
• 28:44
  yeah yeah I just feel like there's some bad communication there they should have
• 28:49
  probably always been their marketing department been quite good at this stuff
• 28:54
  but here's the thing right I'm more likely to go back and play a game that's
• 28:58
  20 to 25 years old than I am to play a game from 10 years ago y you know what I
• 29:04
  mean like I'm not going back and wishing I could play Xbox 360 games at this
• 29:10
  point sure you know what I mean I'm playing [ __ ] Lucas Lucas Arts
• 29:15
  adventure games from the 90s or I'm playing whatever's [ __ ] brand new
• 29:19
  like backwards compatible to One console ago seems like maybe it's not that big a
• 29:24
  deal anyway yeah it to me it always seems like this thing people jump up and
• 29:29
  down they really want like backwards compatibility and all this but Microsoft
• 29:34
  and Sony they've got the data they can see how many people are actually going
• 29:38
  and playing their old game that's true why people think they want it the DA's
• 29:43
  probably not reflecting that yeah you know what look you just hit the nail on
• 29:47
  the head and not just for games but for literally everything in the world right
• 29:50
  now yeah people have stopped looking at what people actually do mhm and they're
• 29:56
  just listening to what three or four L people actually
• 30:00
  say that's Twitter yeah that's what Twitter is did the I reading the other
• 30:05
  day telling everybody else how they want to live their lives yeah that's right
• 30:09
  and then and then everyone just being too scared to go against those four or five really
• 30:13
  loud well that University Professor that got sacked last week because she said it
• 30:19
  as part of a lecture that men can't give birth to Children uh she was she was
• 30:25
  corrected and so that will actually trans men can give birth to children so
• 30:29
  you're not only wrong but you're also a [ __ ] bigot and you're sacked Jesus
• 30:34
  Christ um and the uh there was a the
• 30:37
  London Symphony Orchestra do auditions completely blind right the the
• 30:44
  adjudicator does not look at the musician just listen and they and they
• 30:48
  are no longer allowed to do that now what you're no longer allowed to listen
• 30:54
  because so far listening has led to mostly white people so now you have to
• 30:59
  look at them and you have to think are they a good musician but also are they a
• 31:02
  minority are they a good fit for the culture interesting you think that that
• 31:08
  that that that the blind audition would be the best way to do it to get the best
• 31:12
  person in no because except that when you're listening you're also hearing
• 31:15
  someone's privilege that their parents were able to put them into music classes
• 31:19
  as a young someone with money is going to perform better and then not and then
• 31:22
  someone else might miss out on the opportunity on that basis interesting it's all very
• 31:28
  interesting y we'll figure it out in the end Luke will figure it out for us let
• 31:32
  us know what to do people just listen to me it' be much easier how would you how
• 31:37
  would you put together a an Orchestra Orchestra that's how I pronounce that
• 31:42
  word Orchestra wouldn't do it if you were going to play a symphony yeah what
• 31:46
  kind of Orchestra would you put together a vion do it I've got I've got the music
• 31:52
  you want to hear on CD we just play that everyone will be happy yeah it'd be perfect every
• 31:59
  time yep no improvisation problem solved yeah
• 32:04
  so I guess I got excited about the Xbox again so [ __ ] the PS5 I guess is the
• 32:09
  takeaway from this they got me excited enough ghost of sushima is probably not
• 32:14
  going to entice me to buy a whole new console and learn a whole new controller
• 32:18
  that I've never used before although there is a mod you can get for it that
• 32:23
  makes it black and white so it's like you're watching an old kurasa Samurai
• 32:27
  movie and that's pretty cool some of these games come out on PC now anyway so
• 32:31
  I could like a lot of the actual Xbox games are going to start coming out on
• 32:36
  PC as well hor is it horiz Horizon is it what's the PS oh The Horizon Dawn yeah
• 32:41
  Horizon Dawn yeah yeah yeah that came out on PC now oh and um death stranding
• 32:44
  did too which I'm pretty interested to try death stranding because it looks [ __ ]
• 32:50
  weird so um a game you might like um I've just recently played was carrying
• 32:56
  carrying just walking around stuff and moving it around carrying it just
• 33:01
  carrying c a r i y i n
• 33:05
  aost carrying carryon carrying I don't know no no you're right I don't if carry
• 33:11
  on made a game I'd play that it's like a
• 33:14
  a thinges game so you play this I'm
• 33:18
  looking at it monster that escapes from a lab and you have to go around and
• 33:23
  you're killing everyone you're trying to escape and you're unlocking new powers I
• 33:27
  I turned on to play for like an hour just something to filter time I couldn't
• 33:31
  put it down I actually finished it this looks [ __ ] excellent it was so fun I
• 33:36
  actually want to go back and play on the Xbox one now to get the achievements
• 33:39
  there it's a good game this reminds me of I mean the the look of it is like a
• 33:45
  like a platform of Doom across with like the the first two dukee
• 33:50
  nuks yeah yeah you play like dead cells sort of yeah you played this big mon as
• 33:56
  sort of Metroid so you have to go and then you unlock abilities and you go
• 34:01
  back and I don't know there's just something about this game it's just fun
• 34:05
  I loved it good all right I'm proba I went to play for like an
• 34:08
  hour I got good music in it too yes I enjoyed it I'm going to play this all
• 34:13
  right it's also uh Xbox game pass so is it oh so I can play it anyway y [ __ ]
• 34:19
  this looks great all right fck I got to get Game Pass all right been convinced
• 34:25
  yeah it's it's worth the money I think so it's worth the money
• 34:29
  for casual and hardcore Gamers cuz it has a huge mixture of everything
• 34:34
  hardcore hard cool I bought inside on Xbox a few weeks ago and played that
• 34:40
  it's very it's very good but I'm already bored of it oh which I think Luke is
• 34:44
  what you told me would happen yes yeah mhm cuz I started I started thinking to
• 34:51
  myself that there was just there was just no Indie kind of sidescroller games
• 34:55
  as good as that one year where like braid and limbo and all those
• 35:01
  other games came out it was a great year for indie games um and then I saw so I
• 35:05
  bought inside and it is it's beautiful is it by the same people who made limbo or that
• 35:11
  I it is no it's their followup followup it's basically
• 35:16
  Limbo with a bit of slightly more 2 and a half D okay and uh a little bit more
• 35:23
  color yeah it's really interesting but
• 35:26
  it's only so long I can just run to the
• 35:30
  side you know sure haven't been playing anything this
• 35:36
  week play some stuff today I've been doing outside things like a weirdo
• 35:41
  that's so weird what happened to you get
• 35:44
  out in the sun and on a boat trying and not doing very well trying to wake
• 35:50
  trying to wake board is wakeboarding and water skiing the same thing it's very
• 35:54
  similar one's on a Bo it's like like skiing and and U snowboarding I guessing
• 35:58
  right yeah it was I can water ski uh we took decet out on the boat for
• 36:05
  the first time does he like it uh I wouldn't say he likes it he doesn't he
• 36:09
  he's a he's a very uh very scared boy in general he's a he's a timid little boy
• 36:13
  and so we got him out in the boat he did not like it so much but he we had a
• 36:17
  little life jacket on him to you know keep him safe and then we has a life
• 36:22
  jacket too we stopped at one point and we were having a having having some boat
• 36:25
  drinks and uh and then I assume that's why you buy a boat Matt for boat drink
• 36:31
  trying to coax him to see if he would jump in the water because you know he
• 36:35
  might like it he's never swam in his life he he he likes water he he walks in
• 36:40
  the water at the beach and or if you take him for a walk in this water he'll
• 36:44
  he'll run in it and he likes it but he he's never swam yeah yeah I don't think
• 36:47
  he understands what a lake is so right yeah he's in the boat and then we're
• 36:53
  like oh do you want to go in for a swim and he's like I don't know what you're
• 36:55
  saying he's just like being a happy dog and then Jenna goes to jump in gets on
• 37:02
  the side of the boat and then he climbs up on the side of the boat cuz he's like
• 37:05
  well I have to stay with my mom and then she jumps in the water and he
• 37:09
  immediately he's like okay and just like [ __ ] leaps in and then starts [ __ ]
• 37:14
  freaking out and uh to be extracted but
• 37:18
  uh bless it's just so cute the way that he she jumped in he's like okay we're
• 37:23
  doing this if he wasn't scared to jump in he might get accustomed to it because
• 37:29
  Charlie loves swimming he loves the beach and he loves the pool did he get
• 37:32
  swimming lessons yeah yeah we took him to swimming lessons for several weeks in
• 37:36
  a row and he just did laps of the pool he loves it he exercise we just have to
• 37:41
  uh ease him into it I think this was a bit of a a bit of a shock to his system
• 37:46
  I just don't think it just didn't seem like he wasn't expecting it no cuz he
• 37:49
  just I think he was just expecting to walk across the water to to whatever so
• 37:55
  they don't have the imagination to like project of like what would this new
• 37:59
  substance feel like like oh she went under the water but I probably
• 38:04
  won't she sank into that stuff I just walk on it yeah I'm sure she wanted to
• 38:09
  do that and I'll just choose not to yeah I definitely do not want to do that
• 38:14
  so anyway here I go jumping in yep oh God abought abought it's got terribly
• 38:20
  wrong [ __ ] got real mhm but he did seem to have a nice time and he he was
• 38:25
  [ __ ] exhausted afterwards was late by the time you guys got back home though
• 38:29
  that's cuz the boat stopped working Dan and we had to be towed back in boats
• 38:34
  tend to do snaps of you like you guys wakeboarding like in the brilliant
• 38:40
  sunshine and I was quite envious and then you when you finally texted me and
• 38:45
  told me that you had just arrived home I was like it is the middle of the [ __ ]
• 38:49
  night now yep yeah so the uh the boat just stopped working and uh it just
• 38:55
  didn't didn't boat anymore correct the engine wouldn't start and so uh yeah
• 38:59
  like all Le we signaled we tried to Signal several people and I was very
• 39:04
  disappointed by the fact that we're flashing lights at them and then
• 39:07
  eventually because no one was doing anything yelling help like idiots and
• 39:12
  and then people were just driving off and we were like well [ __ ] you too I
• 39:18
  mean I've I've watched enough movies set in America to know that if someone is
• 39:22
  broken down anywhere you don't stop and help them because you'll be yeah yeah
• 39:29
  yeah but eventually a lovely couple toads back in to the boat
• 39:33
  ramp is there like a coast guard or someone you could ring there the water
• 39:38
  equivalent of NRMA yeah there's like uh the I guess the aqua police I just made
• 39:44
  that up but yes because you see them they called that they do Patrol the lake
• 39:49
  we've seen them before and they pull people over for drink driving yeah yeah
• 39:52
  you're allow to drink and then if you don't have the the requisite equipment
• 39:56
  in the boat you also have to now wear you have to you have to wear life
• 39:59
  jackets within the boat wow you're supposed to yeah this is this is uh is a
• 40:06
  commentary mate but yeah I I assume the girls just
• 40:11
  wore bikinis because anytime I've seen a boat on television or in a film y um men
• 40:16
  men are clothed and women are just in bikinis I mean is that the was it yeah I
• 40:22
  mean we all had swimmers on so yeah MH mhm accurate I guess because of the
• 40:28
  implication that's that's right um Talk Amongst yourselves I have
• 40:34
  to go pee all right okay before we Talk Amongst
• 40:39
  yourselves yeah staying in this is staying in there's an R2-D2 in his
• 40:44
  hallway though oh yeah what's it doing there do you do you remember I must have
• 40:50
  told you at the time but you might not remember but my mom's friends chipped in
• 40:55
  for her 50th and bought her an
• 40:57
  animatronic horse what yeah so okay so
• 41:02
  when my mom was a little girl she loved horses she learned to ride horses and
• 41:06
  stuff but she never owned a horse she's not like [ __ ] you know horses are
• 41:11
  that level thing they're expensive animals yeah um and at some point in her
• 41:18
  life she obviously told her friends I always wanted a horse so from that
• 41:21
  moment on every birthday Christmas it was all horse gifts horse bed spreads
• 41:26
  [ __ ] horse ornaments for the wall you know just just [ __ ] stuff um yeah and
• 41:31
  then she didn't have the heart to tell anyone like I don't want this stuff I
• 41:35
  don't want any of it I don't like horses that much yeah I wanted to have an
• 41:39
  actual horse and ride it when I was a kid not be an adult and have a [ __ ]
• 41:45
  house full of horse memorabilia but anyway out of the kindness of their
• 41:49
  hearts me well-meaning hearts um for her 50th they bought her um an a one: one
• 41:56
  scale anim ronic Shetland pony what and
• 42:00
  um and this thing was terrifying and uh cuz I remember my sister was living
• 42:05
  there at the time and and she she put it like in the hallway or whatever and then
• 42:09
  by the next day she went into the kitchen to make herself some breakfast
• 42:14
  and the pony had just trotted into the kitchen at some point during the night
• 42:18
  and she was like this thing has got to leave our [ __ ]
• 42:22
  house so it full size full well Shetland pony right so it's smallest of all I me
• 42:29
  it's pretty big though but yes but full siiz Shetland pony [ __ ] hell you feed
• 42:35
  it carrots and it was like if you like Pat it terrifying it
• 42:41
  like kind of went oh yeah like what yeah
• 42:45
  yeah robot horse yeah we were discussing the um the R2-D2 that your head obscures
• 42:52
  normally in the video Luke there's one he's just creeping in the hallway behind
• 42:55
  you it no no no there's a there's a big one a life-sized one in the hallway and
• 43:00
  when you got up it looked like it just went into the hallway after you cuz we
• 43:03
  been watching this whole time yeah he does that when are you com to
• 43:07
  bed it's always nagging
• 43:12
  me Hannah's Dick's poking through
• 43:18
  it uh I've been uh I've been watching some stuff what have you been watching
• 43:24
  I've I've been watching I guess I've been on a Christopher Nolan kick cuz I
• 43:28
  uh you know I watched interstella and then U did I watch something after
• 43:32
  interstella I can't yeah you watch you watched half of uh Dunkirk
• 43:38
  Dunkirk yeah well this week I uh I went
• 43:41
  back and I rewatched Inception mhm and
• 43:46
  it's so [ __ ] good yeah yeah that I'm
• 43:50
  like ah it's just so good it might be my I think it's my favorite of his films
• 43:55
  possibly one of my favorite films it's so good yeah we watched it a few couple
• 44:00
  of months ago yeah yeah it's just everything about it like the concept is
• 44:05
  great it's got all the little all these little details like it's not just an
• 44:10
  action movie it's also not just about the Dream Within A Dream thing it's got
• 44:14
  the stuff about his [ __ ] wife it's got like all the you know the stuff
• 44:18
  about um you know Killian Murphy's character and his dad like it's just
• 44:22
  it's just really good like on on lots of levels and just really well executed the
• 44:28
  stuff with the way the music is the it's a you know it's a French song I'm not
• 44:33
  going to be able to pronounce it you know the one I mean I'm not going to pronounce it
• 44:37
  either that One MH slowed down because of the the way the dreams work oh God
• 44:42
  what a [ __ ] movie I saw somebody took all the slow motion scenes and sped them
• 44:48
  up to normal speed and put them on YouTube so that you could see how it
• 44:51
  would have actually looked like that van going off the bridge and everything oh
• 44:55
  yeah in real time which was really interesting because you know it's like
• 44:58
  such a drawn out moment in the in
• 45:02
  theil yeah there's always something to do with Nolan fil I remember my friend
• 45:08
  Vincent sat there for three months recutting momento into chronological
• 45:13
  order yeah yeah he's like that's I like Nolan for that at least he does like I I
• 45:20
  saw a video about how he actually like the way he shoots everything is fairly
• 45:23
  straightforward he doesn't really do anything he's not a
• 45:28
  he he's not an interesting filmmaker from a the way he shoots things
• 45:32
  perspective right so in terms of process he's not proc camer he just points the
• 45:37
  camera at stuff and films it with like generally fairly natural lighting like
• 45:42
  and it's not particularly interesting but it's it's the story and the the way
• 45:46
  he plays with the the the editing almost like it's the editing and the and the
• 45:51
  layout of the film that's the interesting part not the look of it
• 45:54
  generally speaking I thought that was really he does do some stuff like even his
• 45:59
  action though his action is not particularly like you know he's know Michael Bay but
• 46:06
  when he does film action he always does something like they flip the truck in
• 46:10
  the Dark Knight and then Inception had like the hallway fight but like it's not
• 46:14
  I don't know it's hard to explain iight is Iconic that's what I'm saying but
• 46:19
  it's it's it but it's also it's not like very stylized or anything it's iconic
• 46:25
  but he actually just filmed it and then they did it it wasn't like he wasn't
• 46:29
  trying to be tricky with the camera or anything like that or you know like
• 46:32
  Finch went through that period where he would shove the camera through [ __ ]
• 46:35
  everything keyholes and [ __ ] yeah yeah and like like Michael Ba's always got
• 46:39
  the camera attached to right up [ __ ] attached to whatever it is it's spinning
• 46:43
  so you can't tell what's going on like no one doesn't do any of that [ __ ] I've
• 46:46
  only ever seen two of his moviesman movies uh The Dark Knight and
• 46:52
  the Dark Knight races you hav't seen begins no seen that
• 46:58
  what it's arguably the best one L we watch I watched the dark light with you
• 47:04
  guys before we went to see Dark Knight risers and it was also proed to Dave
• 47:08
  that the bike doesn't explode the car doesn't explode bike
• 47:13
  bike but yeah they I saw dark rises that's the only thing I've seen of
• 47:17
  his well [ __ ] me the best on yeah but they're not even the best Batman ones
• 47:24
  you got watch the pr you got to watch Inception to watch Inception you got to
• 47:29
  watch uh Moto's great I don't know if I'd like Inception no I think he would I don't I
• 47:36
  don't know that you can not like it here's what makes Inception good Luke
• 47:40
  it's not an art housee movie it has all the Hallmarks of an art housee movie it has all
• 47:46
  the the visceral kind of Next Level brain [ __ ] from an art housee movie but
• 47:52
  it's a mainstream film like it's just a Hollywood movie if all Hollywood movies
• 47:57
  were this good you know what I mean like like if you don't want to engage with
• 48:02
  any of the more challenging aspects of it then you don't have to you can just
• 48:06
  watch [ __ ] the guys rolling around in a hallway upside down fighting fighting
• 48:11
  each other and don't worry about why that's happening build around I've just
• 48:15
  found it's on Netflix here so I will watch it this week and I'll do a review
• 48:21
  on next week's podcast please cuz here's my review it's might be the best movie
• 48:27
  my review so good I love everything about it I love the music and I love the
• 48:32
  story The performances are great the look of it everything's great love it
• 48:36
  when does a death star blow up um is there a death star moment in it
• 48:43
  yeah there is kind of actually yeah yeah the there is snow Palace kind of quite a
• 48:48
  lot of stuff explodes all at the same time that's the point yeah what it
• 48:53
  explodes upwards from the from the bottom up exactly Matt his new film
• 48:58
  tenant uh when it comes out Luke and I will tell you how it is because it looks
• 49:02
  like you and America are going to be the last in the world to see it yeah because
• 49:07
  he is still holding out for that theatrical release but actually there's
• 49:12
  uh there's deals in place all over the world that actually say well you can't
• 49:15
  hold out we've we've bought it we've we've pre-bought it and you're going to
• 49:20
  have to release it so if he holds strong in America it's going to get to the
• 49:23
  point where the rest of the world is going to going to see it first well all
• 49:27
  right I mean I wouldn't go see it in a theater here anytime soon
• 49:32
  anyway but I'm not I have no interest in this movie at all I don't know what the
• 49:37
  big deal about this movie is watch Inception and then get back to us theal
• 49:41
  SE mov yeah if you like Inception I feel like you'll probably understand what the
• 49:46
  fuss is about CU it's it's also another one that plays with time actually and
• 49:51
  interstella plays with time too yeah I they all do momento plays oh yeah even
• 49:56
  yeah D yeah you're right all of them yeah yeah good point thing I mean you
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  know D Rises plays with time in the sense that he escapes from prison
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  instantly goes back to city like no time had passed I think the prestige doesn't
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  but it plays with other it plays with something else yeah yeah yeah plays with space is it
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  cloning I mean yeah just watch it just [ __ ] watch it just watch
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  it understanding of it I used to go to bookstores and I used to asked my mom
• 50:27
  why some books the author's name was bigger than the title of the book cuz in
• 50:32
  movies that never happened you know what I mean yeah um but you you'd have like
• 50:36
  Michael kryon Michael kryon book and um I think Christopher Nolan is one of
• 50:41
  those directors there's very few of them Scorsese might be one Stanley cubric
• 50:47
  certainly was one where people will just go and see it because even Spielberg
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  doesn't have that Spielberg makes a movie a year and people only go to see
• 50:55
  the ones they think they like yeah noanie asked me the other day who
• 51:00
  directed that Munich movie and I was like spilberg yeah she's like really mhm
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  yeah yeah we had a very similar thing with Minority Report last year was like
• 51:09
  have you seen a movie called Minority Report and I was like I've seen every
• 51:12
  Steven Spielberg movie but but but they're right because
• 51:17
  they don't get sold on the director's name they're just [ __ ] quality movies
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  that just happen to be done by Steven Spielberg but nor player one quality
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  movie oh God you know they're doing a sequel to that yeah he's WR the book's
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  coming out soon because he announced it and everyone was like oh yeah all right
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  then that's how I felt about it too yeah I think you're right I think
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  Nolan sells the movie Just with his name mhh you could just put up just
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  Christopher Nolan four yeah people would go see it well Tarantino does that Taran
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  eth movie
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  yeah no speaking of sequels I I watched
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  all the alien movies this week and I say all all of them I not quite all there's
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  a lot of them there are a lot I didn't watch I didn't watch well there's alien
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  there's aliens I watched both of them there's Alien 3 I watched that I didn't
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  watch Alien Resurrection because I don't count that because it's got nothing to
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  do with anything it's [ __ ] garbage I watched the first but not the second
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  AVP and then I watched which which also so doesn't count but it does tie
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  directly into Alien 3 in some ways you're right yeah so I fig it's Canon
• 52:33
  and you have to do it and I watched Prometheus and alien Covenant as well
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  and I watched all the short films that link Prometheus to alien Covenant okay
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  and I still don't [ __ ] understand a lot of this
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  franchise okay for a movie that has for a franchise that has so many movies now
• 52:55
  each movie adds something else to the methos that confuses me even more yeah
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  so if we go maybe one of those things that each movie is actually just in
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  another parallel universe so it's sort of the same different cuz yeah cuz the
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  thing is okay if we go chronologically in in the order they
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  came out not the order that they actually appear in because some of them
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  are PR right so alien yeah they find some eggs in an egg is a creature that
• 53:23
  hugs onto someone's face and PL
• 53:27
  something soal it lays it then well it does it lay an egg or does it give birth
• 53:32
  is it a mammal it gives birth to a live young of okay not the creature that's
• 53:39
  itself but the creature that birthed it
• 53:43
  yeah right yep y then okay that's already confusing then we do a sequel
• 53:49
  aliens I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is probably the best
• 53:53
  sequel ever made sure this this aliens is to alien what Godfather 2 is
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  to Godfather you know what I mean like it just takes it and goes this is
• 54:03
  awesome I can do better and it's just fantastic but now it's not just oh these
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  aliens lay eggs that this other creature comes out of and then impregnates you
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  with a creature from the original now it's no no no only a queen and there's
• 54:21
  only one Queen lays the EG like an ant be
• 54:28
  exact okay so does that make it simpler or more confusing don't know then the
• 54:33
  third one comes in and they say actually it depends what animal the face hugger
• 54:40
  impregnates as to how the actual creature looks because it's an ox or a
• 54:45
  dog depending on whether you saw it at the movies or on video verion yeah um
• 54:49
  but it runs on four legs uh so it's different okay mhm all right so let's go
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  back in time Prometheus comes out and says okay the same creatures that made human
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  beings and presumably every life form on
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  planet Earth from their own DNA yes also cultivated
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  a some kind of organic material that when put into someone's
• 55:19
  drink will will then make its way
• 55:23
  instantly into their seen and impregnate
• 55:27
  anyone they have sex with with
• 55:31
  essentially a face hugger yeah which only then created the original alien
• 55:37
  creature because the face hugger then impregnated one of the humanoid
• 55:43
  engineers and seemingly by fluke caused what we would call the
• 55:50
  xenomorph sure I wouldn't call it xenomorph we've had this argument before
• 55:55
  no no so I'm still I'm still conf I'm still confused I think one thing to
• 56:00
  consider is that Ridley Scott does not give a [ __ ] about anything except alien
• 56:04
  well and his films so from reallyy Scott's perspective Prometheus is the
• 56:08
  prequel to alien and there are no other films yeah and an alien Covenant goes in
• 56:14
  the middle so there's one other question that I have and and and I'm sure you
• 56:17
  know this and I'm sure this is just something I missed I understand who
• 56:21
  Wayland is who is utani oh they never said because sometimes it's just the
• 56:27
  whan Corp and sometimes it's whan utani cor utani merged you meet three generations
• 56:33
  of wh if you include Bishop yes but I don't know who the [ __ ] utani is I think
• 56:39
  I think the idea is that the companies merged at some point but but at what
• 56:43
  point they've never gone well after Prometheus clearly but they never really
• 56:47
  said yeah like between Prometheus and alien cuz it's actually no they don't
• 56:53
  even say the name of the company in Alien no they just call it the company
• 56:56
  the company as wh utani and um aliens so somewhere in between Prometheus and
• 57:03
  Aliens which is a good 100 years maybe yeah I'm also going to go out on a limb
• 57:09
  here and say that I think I prefer the theatrical cut of aliens to the special
• 57:14
  edition really okay there's some great scenes added back in the special edition
• 57:20
  um but I find the pace of the theatrical cut much uh more Dynamic and I think
• 57:26
  there's scenes you don't need you don't need to see The Colony before they
• 57:29
  arrive you just need to hear that there was a colony seeing nud seeing her
• 57:33
  family all of that no it kind of ruins the surprise too but I do like having
• 57:38
  the the the the turrets firing for longer and stuff that that definitely
• 57:43
  need to be in yeah that's a great sequence and then they're like okay
• 57:47
  these turrets will get them but then they're clocking down and they're
• 57:49
  watching on the the counter going down towards and they're like we're going to
• 57:52
  run out of [ __ ] bullets before these things how many of them are there that's
• 57:55
  a great scene that definitely needs to stay in and the bit where um Hicks and
• 57:59
  Ripley kind of have their little look at each other like we probably [ __ ] if we
• 58:03
  both live through this that was but actually seeing that n was the
• 58:10
  same age in when the colony was fine to
• 58:14
  when the colony was overrun by aliens wed down the fact that I actually
• 58:19
  thought she had lived there for [ __ ] years by herself oh sure you know what I
• 58:24
  mean and was months yeah but it also seem thing how long does it take to
• 58:30
  travel from Earth to there like a long not very long mate because that little
• 58:33
  girl didn't get any older to be in cryo sleep but plus they said that they'd be
• 58:38
  rescued in 17 days right right so it doesn't take that long I guess yeah so
• 58:44
  before they mention any that when all those little bits were cut out you just
• 58:48
  thought they got there and there's [ __ ] little girl living there by
• 58:51
  herself yeah I think you're right James C take
• 58:58
  notes get grab a pen mate that's right grab a pen and a vegan brownie get
• 59:04
  writing is he a vegan is he yeah he's a
• 59:08
  [ __ ] he's a he's a Advocate oh he
• 59:11
  went on um you know Tim Ferris yeah he went on the Tim Ferris podcast and
• 59:18
  almost exclusively talked about vegan diets and how it's changed his life the
• 59:23
  all his sets are vegan now and they have um Al so he's not just a vegan he
• 59:29
  expects everyone else to be a vegan as well I don't think it's quite like that
• 59:32
  it's just that he's trying to show everybody he he is convinced that it is
• 59:37
  better for you it is like a like a lifestyle enhancement basically and so
• 59:42
  they every day on set they have like three meals and it's all this
• 59:46
  beautifully prepared vegan food and and then he reckons that that's why they're
• 59:51
  able to shoot for such long periods without people getting ill and like
• 59:56
  being unhealthy and stuff is because they he's they're very strict with
• 1:00:00
  breaks and it's all this really healthy vegan food and the crew is just
• 1:00:03
  incredibly healthy look I mean there's something in that at a certain point I
• 1:00:07
  stopped eating meat on shoot days so I don't eat I don't eat meat when I'm
• 1:00:12
  shooting because meat kind of puts you in a little bit of a coma after you eat
• 1:00:18
  um if IAT ve then I can my energy level
• 1:00:22
  is is flat the whole day if I me Peak off I find that I don't know if this is
• 1:00:28
  just culturally though but if you're going to I mean I don't I'm not eating
• 1:00:32
  meat right now I sleen fish but I don't eat meat anymore but if I it's almost
• 1:00:37
  like you can be lazy if you're eating meat whereas if you're to to make a
• 1:00:42
  vegan meal that's delicious takes some effort and it's going to be healthy
• 1:00:47
  because you can't really put any of the cheek stuff in yeah cuz that's all and
• 1:00:52
  it already eliminates any of the easy Alternatives ie fast food so you can't
• 1:00:57
  just go like if you're a vegetarian you can't just go just gra macers you can't
• 1:01:01
  do it there's nothing for you to eat there and and like you know they say the
• 1:01:07
  like a vegan vegan diets are healthy but also paleo is healthy do you know what
• 1:01:12
  the difference is both of them cut out [ __ ] garbage Foods it's not
• 1:01:16
  necessarily about just eating you know meat and vegetables just only eating
• 1:01:21
  vegetables and fruit or whatever it's just stop eating [ __ ] process
• 1:01:26
  junk well speaking speaking processed
• 1:01:31
  foods I know Luke what if I told you that in a year or so you could eat at
• 1:01:37
  your favorite restaurant KFC and still be a vegan interesting
• 1:01:44
  because KFC have decided they're going to start 3D printing non-meat
• 1:01:50
  Alternatives which I don't know is a step forward or a step back honestly I don't know
• 1:01:56
  I um I would try these to be honest that be interesting I give them a
• 1:02:01
  go oh wait they're using chicken
• 1:02:05
  cells yeah it's artificial meat yeah yeah okay I'd still try this I it's it's
• 1:02:10
  not like uh when you go to the freezer section of the supermarket and you buy
• 1:02:14
  like corn vegan you know and it's I'm not going to go on about it cuz
• 1:02:19
  I'm not I'm not James Cameron but the reason I'm not eating meat is because
• 1:02:22
  factory farming here in the US is very very disgusting to me and the quality of
• 1:02:26
  the meat is not great in general so I just don't do it but I would try this I
• 1:02:32
  would try this I we eat a lot of um not a lot of but we do eat some of the fake
• 1:02:37
  Meats like the impossible burger and whatnot M they're good yeah they're
• 1:02:41
  interesting I'm more likely to eat an impossible Burger than I am some protest
• 1:02:47
  protest processed tofu [ __ ] that I gone
• 1:02:52
  through phases where I've um eaten a lot of that stuff and I don't do it anymore
• 1:02:58
  uh yeah right I don't I don't I don't like the way my
• 1:03:03
  body has to go out of its [ __ ] way to digest it yeah tofu okay I like tofu I
• 1:03:09
  like the taste fair enough I wouldn't eat any more the the corn products CU i
• 1:03:14
  q in I agree yeah cuz that's all um
• 1:03:18
  fungus completely yeah processed weird yeah it's very strange stuff but I age
• 1:03:24
  that anyway 3D printed nuggets yeah I'll try it yeah why not I don't know if I
• 1:03:30
  would want to eat KFC anyway but if you've seen how how McDonald's nuggets
• 1:03:36
  are made they're essentially poured into cookie cutter
• 1:03:40
  shapes uh and then set yeah yuck yeah cuz those nuggets they're all like they
• 1:03:47
  all look exactly the same there's no God that's so gross they're so delicious
• 1:03:53
  like real chicken nuggets which you can see which are different shap and sizes
• 1:03:57
  they're actually pieces of chicken what sauce do you guys get with with
• 1:04:01
  McNuggets I you always get oh you get must back in day when I back when I
• 1:04:05
  still ate them sweet and sour I was always sweet and sour as well but over
• 1:04:09
  here in Asia they have curry sauce and it is [ __ ]
• 1:04:15
  delicious in fact we're trying to find a place that will sell us like a tub of it
• 1:04:20
  to bring back home just start shipping stuff back yeah
• 1:04:26
  bucket of do you guys is the bucket of chicken an American thing do you guys
• 1:04:31
  have never we bucket Australia we used to have chicken in
• 1:04:36
  Australia when I was young we used to have and I think they're back now really
• 1:04:40
  they're back I think sometimes you can actually get the bucket the just the
• 1:04:44
  word bucket is not something I want ass of Fri don't eat a bucket of
• 1:04:51
  anything exactly portions people I'm actually looking forward going back to
• 1:04:56
  America just to go to Popeyes popy poy here man there's
• 1:05:01
  Popeyes here I love Popeyes come visit there's one in my house great I had it
• 1:05:06
  last week I had it last week I love popyes yeah I don't know it's nicer than
• 1:05:11
  KFC to me oh Popeyes is great plus you get the biscuits which is what they call
• 1:05:16
  scon but then also over in America you get the lemonade and I can buy a gallon
• 1:05:20
  of lemonade to go with my meal yeah man I can get you so much lemonade I just I
• 1:05:26
  love lemonade what about what about biscuits can you get me biscuits yeah
• 1:05:30
  you can get um bacon Home biscuits they're [ __ ] delicious it comes in a
• 1:05:34
  you have like the tubes of dough oh and you pop the tube open and then you bake
• 1:05:39
  them yourself [ __ ] delicious yeah I'm in that that's now I want to eat some [Music]
• 1:05:45
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