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Women naked in the sauna · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I'm about 76 and just sunny today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's gonna be nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's perfect.
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  SPEAKER_01: I actually have I won't be able to go outside till after like four.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have some appointments today, but one of them is that red infrared sauna at Allison Aesthetics.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're doing that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love this thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anytime I go, if I go out of town, it is a recharge for me because I sweat out all the bad stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you should get one in your house.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why when I can just go to Allison Aesthetics?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's literally two seconds away.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I know, but you know, they I think they sell them.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know, I think so.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think yeah, I think Hasselson's does.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I have this thing, and I don't know, I don't want to take you into it, but one of my girlfriends asked me if she could go with me, and I'm like, yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then I realized I always sit in there naked, so I'm like, oh I'm gonna I'm gonna have to put a robe on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really sweating all the spots.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh I sure do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you ever sit in naked in a like let's say you and Terry, you and Terry are gonna go into the infrared sauna.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how like some dudes will like sit in a sauna?
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you ever sit in a sauna with Terry naked?
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody sits in the male sauna naked.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can tell you back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is this just a movie thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: When I when I back in healthworks days when I used to go there with Rick all the time, some sometimes we'd go, you know, take a sweat, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just picturing, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Picturing you in a sauna just is so comical to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You always have a towel on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh guys have towels.
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  SPEAKER_00: You do understand that women freely will nudify themselves anywhere, anytime, anywhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you try to pass it off on your offspring.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're like, well, just change your pants right here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm in the middle of Clemens Center Parkway, crossing to go into the uh Clemens Center, and you're like, you want me to change my pants right here?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is such a gale thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why do women do that?
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Back it was Macy's, you know, you'd be in Macy's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, and my my mom would be like, Well, just go hide behind the rack.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I say, Mom, like, this isn't gonna fit over my shirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, take your shirt off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Take it off.
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  SPEAKER_01: How do how do why why do women, you know And I don't have kids, but I don't think I would put my kids through that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you I would never do that to them?
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I might tell Gavin, I might, yeah, I might tell Gavin to throw it on over his shirt, uh-huh, but that's just a test run.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so funny because I've been with girlfriends before.
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  SPEAKER_01: You might be at like TJ Maxx, and you're like, just try it on over, just right here.
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  SPEAKER_01: And now I've turned into Gail because now I'm pressuring my girlfriends to just try things on over top of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: All this for the maxi dress that's trying to make it come back, and you're like, that means I have to get totally out of everything right here in the middle of the racks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you women can do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can be naked anywhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: Boobs out, doesn't phase anybody.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about asking Sonia.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then God forbid we look at your chest too long.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sorry, you changed right in the middle of TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_01: T's out.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I think that there's also the naked friend, because I'm the naked friend, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I uh my friends have seen me just uh I mean, naked all of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: Strictly more undressed than dressed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I think nothing of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then today I was like, well, I'll see if Sonia wants to go and sit in the sauna with me.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's not necessarily she's really not the naked friend.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's not the naked friend.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I would be naked and she would be clothed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like this is awkward.
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  SPEAKER_00: Actually, this does bring me to a question.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so for a guy to wear a towel in the sauna, the way Rick and I used to back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sitting in the sauna just sweating it out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Talking about the bills.
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  SPEAKER_01: Holy crap, it's hot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um we only have to cover a specific area.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I mean, it's not Brace down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Y'all got, you know, if you don't want to be naked in a sauna, I mean, you can't go in in a bathrobe.
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  SPEAKER_00: My God, you'll get a heat stroke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You have to have, what do you do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Towel from the boobs down?
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  SPEAKER_00: So they've got these towel wraps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not that you know, because you're going, you're already naked crossing the parking lot getting into the damn place.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Allison is hey, don't mind Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Two o'clock this afternoon, you see somebody walking naked across the parking lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready for my appointment, guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's going into the sauna.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't worry about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But what do you do in there?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, you've got a lot more to cover.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, they have these towel wraps, but I don't like them.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think if I if I went with Sonya today, she would probably wear the wrap, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's just who she is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is ironic because she looks at Vijay J's all day long.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, she's a professional waxer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I think what I would do is you got one of two choices, that or a gyno.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right on the side.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think what I would do is I would probably also go waist down.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then what what's the point?
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  SPEAKER_01: She's the person that waxes me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like she literally has seen everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like that shouldn't be.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, her.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm saying, but for the person that doesn't want to be as exposed and freely out there.
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  SPEAKER_01: You would do the wrap towel.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're you wouldn't, as a woman, get as much steam everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just get hot there.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's why I don't like that's what I don't like about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you if you're gonna go with me as a friend, I'm gonna be naked.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is why I'm not inviting Scott.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, I'm gonna add this to the list.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3386, you've got the list of things that we shouldn't do on the show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Please add this immediately to the list.
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  SPEAKER_01: Naked infrared sauna.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.