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Full EP | The Press vs Donald Trump; Retire with $50,000 a Month or Work with $500,000 a Month; Minnesota Tow Truck Driver Returns ICE Detainees Vehicles; Top Five Shoe Booties; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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Speaker 2: We're doing it two times. I think I'm going to
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Speaker 2: think I'm going to go to three times. Three times
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Speaker 2: a lady. Stress you guys out even more. Yeah, thank you.
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Speaker 2: Stress you guys out even more.
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Speaker 1: I do not understand why it is that almost everything that...
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Speaker 1: First off, we should be able to see what is happening.
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Speaker 1: Gas costs more than cocaine.
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Speaker 2: I'm not giving you... I'm just giving you a point
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Speaker 2: of reference. I'm not telling you that I know... Sound
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Speaker 2: like you knew a little something.
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Speaker 1: And the thing is that in California, it really isn't
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Speaker 1: much higher than it has been.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me tell you something.
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie. I normally, this is going
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Speaker 3: to sound bougie, but it's not. I don't go to
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Speaker 3: the grocery store. I'm an Instacart-aholic, okay? But I went
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Speaker 3: to the grocery store over the weekend, and I was
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Speaker 3: just appalled at the prices.
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Speaker 2: I went to Pavilion.
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Speaker 4: Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 2: And when I tell you, I picked it. You do.
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to say. Common people go to Ralph's. Well,
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Speaker 2: Ralph's is kind of like Pavilion.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's the target.
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Speaker 3: But let me tell you something. I picked up a
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Speaker 3: bag of lemons and them suckers were $ 8. 99.
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Speaker 2: Then why didn't you make lemonade? Because when life gives
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Speaker 2: you lemonade.
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Speaker 3: Well, you got to bottle lemons first. You got to
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Speaker 3: buy them first before you can get on to make
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Speaker 3: the lemonade. I was like, what in the tomfoolery is happening?
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Speaker 3: I went to the grocery store yesterday.
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Speaker 6: $ 8.
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Speaker 2: 99 for some lemons? Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, let me go to the ginger section.
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Speaker 3: I was trying to do a little healthy thing, a
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Speaker 3: little ginger, a little, you know, lemon and cayenne. The ginger,
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Speaker 3: which is, you know, it's normally fairly cheap. And I'm
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Speaker 3: not talking about the, the lemons were not organic.
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Speaker 2: By the way. These are just a regular 100 meal
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Speaker 2: down the street jack lemons.
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Speaker 1: You should have just drove on down Ventura Boulevard long enough.
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Speaker 2: Man, let me tell you something.
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Speaker 1: Look at that Mexican with the rainbow umbrella.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to look for him the next time. That
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Speaker 2: ginger was $ 5.
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Speaker 7: 99.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I'm thinking to myself, what is happening? And then you
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Speaker 3: talk about the price of gas. I filled my truck up.
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Speaker 2: It's almost $ 140.
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Speaker 1: I filled mine up. It was $ 182.
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Speaker 2: I believe it. That was crazy. That's crazy. We're going
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Speaker 2: to have to start doing this from the lobby of the... Yeah,
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Speaker 2: we're going to have to. We can't afford this much.
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Speaker 2: We're going to carpools.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Michael Rainey, Tariq on Power. I haven't
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Speaker 1: liked him, the actor or the dude, since he killed
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Speaker 1: his old man. Happy birthday to Mystical. Happy birthday to
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Speaker 1: Sky Bell. What a d * * * that is.
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Tania Perez, Survivor's Remorse. Happy birthday to
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Speaker 1: Sherri Belafonte. She did a great movie years ago called
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Speaker 1: If You Could See What I Hear. It was a
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Speaker 1: great movie. Happy birthday to Swin Cash. Happy birthday to
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Speaker 1: Chelsea Tavares. Patience on All-American. Happy birthday to Lawrence Gillyard Jr.,
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Speaker 1: The Wire, and The Walking Dead. Possibly, of course, a
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Speaker 1: happy birthday to David Stern, the NBA commissioner. Remember when
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Speaker 1: David Stern made them start dressing up?
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Speaker 2: I do remember that.
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Speaker 1: And now they're one of the most profitable leagues in
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Speaker 1: the country. And now basketball players set the trends.
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Speaker 10: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Some of them are kind of crazy, but yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they do it. Happy birthday to Tommy Lasada.
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Speaker 1: Those are all heavenly birthdays. We've got a great show
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Speaker 1: lined up for you. Of course, Jasmine will tell us
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Speaker 1: what's trending. I'm going to have a little note from
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Speaker 1: the GED section.
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Speaker 2: It's the D.L.
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Speaker 11: Hughley Show.
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Speaker 1: Log on to OneVoyageCruise.com for all of the details. Jasmine Sanders,
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Speaker 1: can you please tell us what's trending? Well, the press
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Speaker 1: versus Trump. I don't know if you've been following this,
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Speaker 1: but wow, my goodness. So Obviously, Donald Trump banned a
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Speaker 1: lot of members of the press from CNN, MSN, Now, Politico.
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Speaker 1: All the people they own.
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Speaker 2: All the people, yeah, from coming to the White House.
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Speaker 3: Now, originally, you know, they just basically were kind of
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Speaker 3: arguing about this back and forth.
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Speaker 2: But now they're suing Trump over this particular ban.
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Speaker 1: And they're going to win.
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Speaker 3: Well, there are some people who say that he has
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Speaker 3: a right to ban them.
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Speaker 1: That is a Republican Congress senator from Ohio. Of course,
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Speaker 1: it's not true. They'll say he has the right to
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Speaker 1: do anything, but he doesn't.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: He can't keep the press out of it. Here's the problem.
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Speaker 1: Everybody is going to give you bad news because things
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Speaker 1: are inherently bad.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like it ain't that like that.
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Speaker 1: Like that move.
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Speaker 2: Don't nobody bring me no bad news.
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Speaker 1: And even they're quietly telling him that all of the
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Speaker 1: election is not going to go well. And that people
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Speaker 1: are blaming him. I said this before. This is not
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Speaker 1: a case of things he didn't get that he wanted.
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Speaker 1: He got exactly what he wanted. And they were dumb decisions.
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Speaker 1: And they admired this country in debt and in all
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Speaker 1: kinds of things. And it's his ticket. He got it.
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Speaker 2: It's his sandwich. You got to lay in it.
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Speaker 4: It is.
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Speaker 1: It's real.
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Speaker 3: It's interesting, though, to watch them. twist the truth about,
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Speaker 3: you know, what you mean?
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Speaker 11: Lie.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, twist the truth, lie, all of those things. But
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Speaker 3: it is interesting to watch how far they'll go just
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Speaker 3: to protect him. And we know they're all lies. And
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Speaker 3: speaking of lies, uh, also trending, people are talking about
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Speaker 3: Jay-Z and eight.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys have seen this.
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Speaker 3: Um, But a lot of people on social media are
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Speaker 3: saying that he's lying quite a bit and he's leaving
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Speaker 3: out a lot of the truth, a lot of what
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Speaker 3: actually happened in some of the circumstances that he's talking about.
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Speaker 3: I actually watched it. I'm still missing some of them.
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Speaker 3: I haven't seen all of them. And I actually think
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Speaker 3: it's pretty good. I don't know. I don't know his
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Speaker 3: life like that to say whether or not. He's telling
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Speaker 3: the truth or not. But he did have an interesting
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Speaker 3: story that reminded me a lot of something that happened
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Speaker 3: to you. And that's with Rick Rubin, who is actually
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Speaker 3: the one interviewing him. And he talked about how Rick
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Speaker 3: Rubin talked about how when he way back in the
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Speaker 3: day when he was much heavier and unhealthy, he was
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Speaker 3: in first class and he sat.
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Speaker 2: Look, he looked right away like, yep, that's my language.
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Speaker 3: He sat down and he had back issues back then
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Speaker 3: and the seat would not recline. He goes and he
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Speaker 3: tells the flight attendant that the seat won't recline. And
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Speaker 3: she says, there's nothing we can do. First class is
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Speaker 3: sold out. He comes and he sits down and he
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Speaker 3: hear a voice that says, excuse me, sir, I'll trade
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Speaker 3: seats with you. The guy trades seats with him. He
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Speaker 3: goes on. They're flying, I think, to New York, I think,
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Speaker 3: from L.A. He ends up in New York. He goes
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Speaker 3: to a show because a friend of his is doing
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Speaker 3: a show there. And he looks on stage and it's Jay-Z.
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Speaker 3: And he says, wow, that's the guy who traded seats
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Speaker 3: with me. And he didn't know who he was. And
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Speaker 3: it was a full circle kind of moment. about how
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Speaker 3: doing something nice for someone, and then it comes back around.
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Speaker 1: But that isn't what happened with Shaq. You gave somebody
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Speaker 1: your cachet, he gave you a tin bag. See, that's
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Speaker 1: the thing. That was way different.
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Speaker 2: I could even see Papa John's giving him something. After that,
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Speaker 2: and I.
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Speaker 3: Love the fact that online, that guy Matthew just grabbed
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Speaker 3: all his stuff and threw it all in the trash.
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Speaker 2: Like, I don't care. And then Shaq tried to be
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Speaker 2: petty and came back and called him broke. Yeah, everybody
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Speaker 2: broke compared to Shaq. Yeah, for sure. But that backfired
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Speaker 2: on Shaq, too. Let me tell you something. He's still
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Speaker 2: trying to get out of that hole.
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Speaker 1: If Shaq would have worked as hard on his free
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Speaker 1: throws as he does collecting these fake-ass badges.
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Speaker 8: Amen, brother.
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Speaker 11: Amen.
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Speaker 2: I swear to God.
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Speaker 12: Amen.
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Speaker 1: I swear to God. I ain't seen him make this
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Speaker 1: many dumb-ass moves since his time.
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Speaker 2: And that's what's trending. That is what's trending. All right,
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Speaker 2: coming up. All right, coming up.
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Speaker 1: She's jazz.
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Speaker 8: She's smart.
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Speaker 1: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L. Hughley Show.
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Speaker 3: California added new protections around its elections with Gavin Newsom
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Speaker 3: signing a slate of 13 bills that he say are
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Speaker 3: aimed squarely at blocking interference by Trump and his allies.
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Speaker 3: The measures move up the opening of ballot drop boxes
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Speaker 3: to 30 days before an election, allowing counties to expand
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Speaker 3: non-electeering zones to 200 feet around polls and bar police
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Speaker 3: for making arrests near voting sites.
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Speaker 2: I like it. Come on, Governor Gavin.
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Speaker 1: You know, we can we can you can online you
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Speaker 1: can on Instagram. They ask you if you register to vote.
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Speaker 2: They sure will. As soon as you open. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think I think ultimately, I think that if there
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Speaker 1: is ever a new different administration, they should abolish the
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Speaker 1: Electoral College and they should make voting mandatory.
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Speaker 2: I agree with you.
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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about, you know, jury duty is mandatory.
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying you have to vote for anybody. You
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Speaker 1: could take none of the above. But you've got to
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Speaker 1: say something.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Yep.
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Speaker 2: You shouldn't be able to do that. You can't just
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Speaker 2: not say I ain't going to jury duty. Yeah, you're right.
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Speaker 3: And I think it should be the same way about voting.
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Speaker 3: I mean, if you're participating in all of the civil
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Speaker 3: liberties and whatnot, you should have to vote.
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Speaker 1: And I think if your state votes against the stuff
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Speaker 1: that people benefit from, like all these red states are
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Speaker 1: voting against, you shouldn't get the things like they should
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Speaker 1: never have gotten out of this infrastructure money since everybody
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Speaker 1: voted against it.
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Speaker 4: Yep.
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Speaker 1: You shouldn't get Medicaid money since everybody voted. You should
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Speaker 1: get the stuff you actually voted for or against.
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Speaker 2: You better come on with some.
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Speaker 1: Come on now.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you.
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Speaker 3: Well, in gym classes across the country, kids are now
9:11
Speaker 3: learning to ride bikes. All kids bikes teaches kids how
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Speaker 3: to ride the bikes and visit with access to learning
9:20
Speaker 3: in 2000 U.S.
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Speaker 5: Schools.
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Speaker 3: Now, some schools also pair the curriculum with other programs.
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Speaker 3: to teach road and pedestrian safety and expand access for
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Speaker 3: children with disabilities.
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Speaker 2: Well, you know, to ride a bike, you got to
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Speaker 2: go outside. So first they got to have a mandatory.
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's like even they cut PE and wonder why people
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Speaker 1: got diabetes.
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Speaker 2: All you need is a patch of grass and a ball.
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Speaker 2: That's all you need. Play a little kickball. That's it.
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Speaker 2: That's it. A little tag.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: A little murder ball.
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Speaker 2: Murder ball. It's like dodgeball, but you throw it harder.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you throw it hard on purpose. Straight to
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Speaker 1: the face. So, that's not that's not murder that's a
9:55
Speaker 1: weekend travel influencer Dr. Beaches asked a question on audio
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Speaker 1: would you want $ 50, 000 a month and never have to
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Speaker 1: work again or $ 5, 000 a month and keep doing the
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Speaker 1: same job right now which one are you taking so
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Speaker 1: this is the audio.
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Speaker 12: Alright y'all I gotta jump in on this conversation so
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Speaker 12: The people want to know, would you take $ 50, 000 a
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Speaker 12: month and not have to work again?
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Speaker 11: You just get paid. Or keep your same job right
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Speaker 11: now and you make $ 500, 000 a month. Which would you do?
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Speaker 11: Me personally, I'm taking $ 50, 000 a month. I don't want
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Speaker 11: to work. I think the people who say.
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Speaker 12: They want to keep working to make $ 500, 000, I don't
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Speaker 12: understand your logic. Some people are saying, well, if you work...
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Speaker 12: You stack your money, you can retire. Bro, if I'm
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Speaker 12: making $ 50, 000 a month not working, I'm retired. What other money.
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Speaker 11: Do I need? I'm making $ 50, 000 a month.
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Speaker 12: There's not anything really more that you're going to do
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Speaker 12: that I can't do by making $ 50, 000 versus you making $ 500, 000.
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Speaker 12: There's not too many things you're going to be able
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Speaker 12: to do that I can't do. Give me the $ 50, 000
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Speaker 12: all day, but which one would you pick?
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Speaker 2: Which one would you take?
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Speaker 1: You could get $ 50, 000 a month and never have to
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Speaker 1: work again or $ 500, 000 a month and still keep doing
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Speaker 1: your same job.
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Speaker 2: Wait, what?
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So would you rather take $ 50, 000 a month and never
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Speaker 1: have to work again?
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Speaker 2: And never work again.
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Speaker 1: So that'd be $ 600, 000 a year.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Or would you take $ 12, 000, 000 a year? Because what is it?
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Speaker 7: Women.
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Speaker 1: No, that'd be $ 6, 000, 000 a year, wouldn't it?
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Speaker 10: No.
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Speaker 1: Wait, I'm so confused. 500,000 times 10, it'd be 600,000.
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Speaker 1: That'd be $ 6 million a year. That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: And keep doing your job right now. I know I would.
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Speaker 1: So which one are you taking?
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Speaker 7: 877-242-2426?
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11:52
Speaker 1: So would you rather take $ 50, 000 a month and never
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Speaker 1: have to work again, or $ 500, 000 a month.
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Speaker 2: And do your same job. It wouldn't be hard for me.
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Speaker 2: I love my job. Yeah, it would be hard for me.
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Speaker 1: We're going to go to our social media platform.
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Speaker 3: Stacey out in Nashville says I'm taking the 50,000 and
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Speaker 3: never working again.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, not me.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't hate nobody at work that bad.
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Speaker 3: But the other thing is most people are having to
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Speaker 3: work anyway and making far less.
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Speaker 8: Right.
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Speaker 2: So I would take the five hundred thousand dollars and
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Speaker 2: just keep working.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I just wouldn't take me all the way as I
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Speaker 1: go cash my check. I wouldn't take no from my
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Speaker 1: supervisor at all.
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Speaker 2: You know what I do?
12:35
Speaker 1: I would get there late.
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Speaker 2: I would take a four hour lunch and I leave
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Speaker 2: four hours later.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they fired me, but I get two checks, unemployment
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Speaker 1: and lotto.
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Speaker 2: I get two checks.
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Speaker 1: I got, I got a plan for all.
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Speaker 2: What happens if you change your mind in the middle?
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Speaker 1: If you make a half a million dollars a month,
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Speaker 1: you can change your mind all you want.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Can't nobody tell you.
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Speaker 3: Plus you get to change your mind a couple of times.
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Speaker 3: Cause how many times do you get probation? Like if
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Speaker 3: you get in trouble and they just say, okay, that's
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Speaker 3: strike one. Like, is that how it works?
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Speaker 1: I have never been on probation, Jasmine. Why don't you
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Speaker 1: tell us? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Me and the convict are going to be right back after.
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Speaker 2: Shut up, DL. It is the DL Hughley Show, your
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Speaker 1: on to OneVoyageCruise.com for all the details. Now, the question
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Speaker 1: we're posing, would you rather take, here's the audio.
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Speaker 11: All right, y'all, I got to jump in on this conversation.
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Speaker 12: So the people want to know, would you take $ 50, 000
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Speaker 12: a month and not have to work again? You just
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Speaker 12: get paid. Or keep your same job right now and
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Speaker 12: you make $ 500, 000 a month.
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Speaker 11: Which would you do?
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Speaker 1: See, you could take, if you get a check for
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Speaker 1: $ 50, 000 every month and never have to go nowhere to work.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty good, though. That's $ 600. That's more than that's
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Speaker 2: going to last.
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Speaker 6: That is.
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Speaker 2: That is. We're doing nothing.
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Speaker 1: Or you can get $ 6 million a year and keep
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Speaker 1: doing your same thing.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to go on and get that $ 6 million. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't care what I was doing.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't either. I wouldn't even care what I was.
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Speaker 2: What would you do? What would you do?
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Speaker 1: Let's keep working.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. You Latin.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't think they'll even allow y'all to quit.
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Speaker 1: A hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
14:37
Speaker 1: Well, you know what?
14:37
Speaker 2: If you said that into the microphone, a lot of
14:39
Speaker 2: people would have understood it. But since you didn't.
14:41
Speaker 1: And I don't know why everybody don't turn that damn
14:43
Speaker 1: mic on anyway.
14:45
Speaker 4: I don't know.
14:46
Speaker 2: I mean, it's on now. I don't understand it. Look,
14:50
Speaker 2: somebody took the $ 50, 000. Absolutely. They took the $ 50, 000 and
14:56
Speaker 2: they're gone.
14:57
Speaker 1: I just got an email from Joey. Kiss my ass.
14:59
Speaker 15: Wow, that's crazy.
15:01
Speaker 2: Dang, Joey. So what do you think? Skip, what would
15:04
Speaker 2: you do? I'm going to keep working. $ 6 million a year?
15:06
Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
15:07
Speaker 5: I mean, $ 600, 000.
15:09
Speaker 2: A year to not do anything? This is a good gig,
15:11
Speaker 2: but $ 6 million a year?
15:13
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep on working. It depends on how
15:14
Speaker 1: hard you work, what your job is.
15:20
Speaker 2: Think about it. We've been doing this show for, what,
15:21
Speaker 2: almost 14 years?
15:23
Speaker 6: Yes.
15:23
Speaker 2: So imagine if... It's laughable, yeah? I might be quitting
15:28
Speaker 2: right about now, but.
15:30
Speaker 2: No, no. I just wouldn't be inclined to take from anybody.
15:35
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't.
15:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be tough.
15:37
Speaker 2: Well, the only thing is you might not. You're going
15:39
Speaker 2: to take this. Maybe I will.
15:40
Speaker 13: Maybe I won't.
15:41
Speaker 3: Well, but the thing is, though, you know, you still
15:43
Speaker 3: have to be responsible for whatever your job responsibilities call for.
15:46
Speaker 10: Right.
15:47
Speaker 3: So if you have to be on time, you still
15:49
Speaker 3: have if you want to keep the job in order
15:50
Speaker 3: to make that five hundred million dollars, you still got
15:52
Speaker 3: to play by the rules.
15:53
Speaker 16: Right.
15:54
Speaker 1: Uh, you, you add some stuff to it. I know,
15:56
Speaker 1: like if you're an air traffic controller, I guess you
15:58
Speaker 1: should pay attention. You know what I mean?
16:01
Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying, what if you're the person who
16:03
Speaker 3: opens up the office and nobody can get in until
16:05
Speaker 3: you get there and you've got.
16:06
Speaker 2: To be on time.
16:06
Speaker 1: Are you complaining?
16:07
Speaker 10: I'm rich.
16:08
Speaker 1: I don't have to take this.
16:09
Speaker 3: You only got one check. Look, you only got one check.
16:12
Speaker 3: You got to do that six months in. Then you
16:14
Speaker 3: can start acting up.
16:15
Speaker 1: Man, but I'll tell you what, I don't care how
16:17
Speaker 1: much you love your job. If you knew that you
16:20
Speaker 1: could get a regular big check, And didn't have to.
16:23
Speaker 1: It'd be some days you'd be like, you know what,
16:24
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to go ahead on.
16:25
Speaker 2: You still would think about it sometimes. You'd be like
16:27
Speaker 2: the Supreme Court justice.
16:29
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
16:29
Speaker 3: I'm going to work hard for about six months. And
16:32
Speaker 3: then I'm like, you know what, I've been thinking.
16:35
Speaker 1: You see this goofy-ass broad, Representative Salazar, she's a Cuban Trumper,
16:41
Speaker 1: and now she's pushing back on immigration.
16:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, all of them are.
16:43
Speaker 1: Of course you're pushing back. All of your constituents are
16:47
Speaker 1: in Africa now. push back, you should have, you voted
16:52
Speaker 1: for it. You should, they should have your ass on
16:54
Speaker 1: that boat. They kill me now acting like this, this
16:57
Speaker 1: fake outrage. Oh, I'm just so emotional.
17:01
Speaker 2: Shut up.
17:02
Speaker 1: What you are is in a race for your life.
17:04
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
17:07
Speaker 2: What would you do? We're going to write to the phones.
17:09
Speaker 6: I will go ahead and take the $ 50, 000 a month
17:12
Speaker 6: because I already do a lot outside of my job
17:15
Speaker 6: and then I like less than others too. So, of course,
17:18
Speaker 6: I will take the $ 50, 000 a month and be happy
17:21
Speaker 6: for the rest.
17:22
Speaker 10: Of my life.
17:23
Speaker 6: Look, I'm 60, so give me at least about 10
17:26
Speaker 6: or 15 more years, okay? Oh, my God. I'll be
17:28
Speaker 6: blessing people left and right.
17:31
Speaker 8: I would actually, first of all, my name is Leroy.
17:33
Speaker 8: I'm calling from Atlanta. I would actually take the $ 500, 000
17:36
Speaker 8: due to the fact that I could invest that into
17:39
Speaker 8: life insurance policies and things of that nature and make
17:42
Speaker 8: more money and still keep working. I would do the
17:45
Speaker 8: investments due to the fact that it will make more
17:48
Speaker 8: money over the long run, plus you'll never run out
17:50
Speaker 8: of money. Even though the $ 50, 000 sounds good, that $ 500, 000
17:52
Speaker 8: works better because with an investment of life insurance, like
17:58
Speaker 8: an IUL, you know, index universal life. And if they
18:01
Speaker 8: keep paying you tax free money for the rest of
18:05
Speaker 8: your life, you're always going to be smart about it.
18:07
Speaker 8: If there's certain people just, they don't understand what they're
18:09
Speaker 8: saying out their mouth. So we've got the 50,000 and
18:12
Speaker 8: never have to work. Why would I want 600,000? I
18:14
Speaker 8: can get 6 million plus more with this investment and
18:18
Speaker 8: for the rest of my life. And it's a legacy
18:20
Speaker 8: builder for my children's children's children.
18:23
Speaker 9: I'm already a senior, but I do work part time.
18:27
Speaker 9: And if somebody offered me $ 50, 000 a month and not
18:32
Speaker 9: to ever work again, I'm going to take that $ 50, 000
18:35
Speaker 9: and I'm already retired and I'm going to vacation and
18:38
Speaker 9: enjoy the remaining of my years. Because if you take
18:42
Speaker 9: the $ 500, 000 and go to work, you ain't going to
18:46
Speaker 9: do no work. So you might as well just take
18:49
Speaker 9: the $ 50, 000 and just call it a day. That's the
18:53
Speaker 9: best advice, I think, because you're not going to do
18:57
Speaker 9: no work, even if you do go to work with $ 50, 000,
19:00
Speaker 9: $ 500, 000 a month. So I'm going to take the $ 50, 000
19:04
Speaker 9: and call.
19:04
Speaker 10: It a day and enjoy the remaining of my years.
19:07
Speaker 8: Me personally, I would still continue to work and make
19:10
Speaker 8: that 500K. I love what I do and I feel
19:14
Speaker 8: like what I do serves purpose every day. And I
19:17
Speaker 8: genuinely love people and I work in health care and
19:19
Speaker 8: I feel like the world lacks a lot of that
19:21
Speaker 8: care part in the health care world. So I would
19:24
Speaker 8: continue to work.
19:25
Speaker 9: I would most definitely do the $ 500, 000. I work in
19:29
Speaker 9: healthcare and it's a job that I.
19:32
Speaker 15: Would most definitely do if I didn't get paid.
19:34
Speaker 6: So to get paid on top of doing my job
19:38
Speaker 6: and money.
19:39
Speaker 9: And then since I am like family centered, that would
19:42
Speaker 9: allow me to help people around me.
19:44
Speaker 6: Have a easier life. So I can do way more
19:47
Speaker 6: with the 500 000 and still work it would be
19:49
Speaker 6: beneficial to me to work uh in order to help.
19:52
Speaker 2: Others uh the question we're asking is this all right.
19:55
Speaker 12: Y'all i gotta jump in on this conversation so the
19:58
Speaker 12: people want to know would you take 50 000 a
20:00
Speaker 12: month and not have to work again you just get
20:03
Speaker 12: paid or keep your same job right now and you
20:06
Speaker 12: make 500k a month which would you do Me personally.
20:10
Speaker 11: I'm taking $ 50, 000 a month. I don't want to work.
20:12
Speaker 12: I think the people who say they want to keep
20:15
Speaker 12: working to make $ 500, 000, I don't understand your logic. Some
20:18
Speaker 12: people are saying, well, if you work, you stack your money,
20:20
Speaker 12: you can retire broke. If I'm making $ 50, 000 a month
20:23
Speaker 12: not working, I'm retired. What other money do I need?
20:27
Speaker 12: I'm making $ 50, 000 a month. There's not anything really more
20:31
Speaker 12: that you're going to do that I can't do by.
20:34
Speaker 11: Making $ 50, 000 versus you making $ 500, 000.
20:38
Speaker 12: There's not too many things you're going to be able
20:40
Speaker 12: to do that I can't do. So now give me
20:42
Speaker 12: the $ 50, 000 all day, but which one would you pick?
20:45
Speaker 1: What do you think? We're going right to the phones.
20:47
Speaker 17: I am definitely taking the $ 50, 000 and not working. That's it,
20:51
Speaker 17: because my lifestyle does not require me to use $ 50, 000
20:55
Speaker 17: every month. So I have my freedom, and I'll still
20:59
Speaker 17: be able to do anything I want to do.
21:01
Speaker 15: I can use the $ 500, 000 a month.
21:03
Speaker 17: But I don't want to work. So I would gladly
21:05
Speaker 17: take the $ 50, 000 and not work.
21:08
Speaker 10: Since the question is being posed in a way that
21:10
Speaker 10: they want everybody to answer it in the first person,
21:13
Speaker 10: in the first person that being me, I'm keeping my
21:16
Speaker 10: job and getting $ 500, 000 a month. My job contributes well
21:19
Speaker 10: to the economy. If I can get $ 500, 000 a month
21:22
Speaker 10: to do my job, I'm doing my job as long
21:24
Speaker 10: as I can. I have more money to kick back
21:26
Speaker 10: to my offsprings, which will give me more money to
21:29
Speaker 10: kick back to their offsprings, offsprings, offsprings. And I contribute
21:33
Speaker 10: more to the tax base because I'm going to be
21:35
Speaker 10: paying more in taxes and still getting more after I
21:38
Speaker 10: pay that money in taxes than the person is getting
21:40
Speaker 10: 50 grand a month and just quits working and not
21:42
Speaker 10: contributing to the tax base anymore except for as a
21:45
Speaker 10: consumer because they're not working.
21:47
Speaker 9: Man, what kind of fool would pass up on that?
21:50
Speaker 15: I would take the 500K just because I work for
21:54
Speaker 15: myself so I can make my own hours. I would
21:58
Speaker 15: definitely take the 500K just because I can make my
22:01
Speaker 15: hours from six days a week to two days a
22:03
Speaker 15: week and still be getting money and still be there
22:05
Speaker 15: for my family at home.
22:07
Speaker 1: All right, coming up, we got the streaming movie review
22:10
Speaker 1: with Alibo, the streaming hack warrior.
22:12
Speaker 2: He also is our longest tenured feature. He is indeed.
22:14
Speaker 1: He hung in there. I wonder what he take this. Well,
22:17
Speaker 1: clearly he took the 500 and he's still here.
22:20
Speaker 2: No, it's not real.
22:21
Speaker 1: It's not real. Now it's time to listen to Alibo,
22:25
Speaker 1: the streaming hack warrior.
22:29
Speaker 4: Hola, me say.
22:32
Speaker 11: Hi, me.
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Speaker 6: Hi, me.
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Speaker 17: Hi.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
22:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, my home brother.
22:38
Speaker 1: What's that, Alibo?
22:39
Speaker 4: We are in the September.
22:41
Speaker 10: Yes.
22:42
Speaker 14: You know, after the Labor Day, it is the most
22:45
Speaker 14: boring month of the year.
22:48
Speaker 4: At least there's always some kind of.
22:49
Speaker 14: Good beef that you can get through any month.
22:52
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
22:53
Speaker 14: Like the rapper beef. We need another good beef like
22:57
Speaker 14: Kendrick DeLamar and Drake. All we have now is Eddie
23:01
Speaker 14: Sheeran in Macklemore. You see, dear my home brother, Macklemore
23:05
Speaker 14: was removed from Eddie Sheeran's North American stadium tour after
23:09
Speaker 14: facing backlash for onstage Free Palestine remarks and performing his
23:14
Speaker 14: protest song, Hindihal.
23:17
Speaker 4: This beef has no seasoning. It's like vegan beef. I'm serious.
23:22
Speaker 14: Compared to Kendrick and Drake, it's like a street fight
23:25
Speaker 14: versus two dads arguing in the parking lot after the
23:28
Speaker 14: bake sale.
23:30
Speaker 4: One beef changed the culture. The other changed the undercard.
23:34
Speaker 14: Drake versus Kendrick was homicide.
23:37
Speaker 11: Ed vs.
23:37
Speaker 14: Macklemore is a scheduling conflict with feelings. Kendrick brought a
23:42
Speaker 14: whole CD. Ed brought a statement with bullet points. Today's
23:46
Speaker 14: review has everything to do with the beef. The series
23:49
Speaker 14: is Fightland, starring Howard D.
23:53
Speaker 8: Charles.
23:54
Speaker 14: This is the new series on the Starz streaming network.
23:58
Speaker 4: It is produced by 50 Dissent.
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Speaker 14: In this show, the disgraced boxing champion is released from
24:04
Speaker 14: prison and returns to London to take revenge on the crime.
24:07
Speaker 4: Family that betrayed him.
24:08
Speaker 14: Yes, 50% dropped another one. And just like his songs,
24:13
Speaker 14: it's a hit you didn't ask permission to play on repeat.
24:18
Speaker 4: It's like power with gloves on.
24:21
Speaker 14: Disgraced champ Duke the Killroy gets out of prison, comes
24:25
Speaker 14: back to London, and treats revenge like a title fight
24:28
Speaker 14: that already went 12 rounds.
24:30
Speaker 4: Family.
24:31
Speaker 5: Crime.
24:32
Speaker 1: Boxing.
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Speaker 4: Betrayal.
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Speaker 14: The usual 50 descent starter pack. Except now everybody's British
24:39
Speaker 14: and still somehow ready to catch a fade.
24:42
Speaker 4: Is it subtle?
24:43
Speaker 11: No.
24:44
Speaker 4: Neither was in the club. I'm serious. But that's the point.
24:48
Speaker 14: It walks in, takes the belt, and dares you to
24:52
Speaker 14: change the channel. If 50 drop TV shows the way
24:56
Speaker 14: he drops singles, this is the one that goes platinum
24:59
Speaker 14: before the credits.
25:00
Speaker 4: You will love it.
25:01
Speaker 1: I'm serious.
25:02
Speaker 4: I give up four handbags.
25:04
Speaker 14: And if you add it while skinny dipping in Siberia,
25:07
Speaker 14: I will send you my new series on my Zulu
25:10
Speaker 14: streaming network.
25:11
Speaker 4: It is called Fartland. Yes, Fartland. He lost his belt.
25:17
Speaker 14: He lost eight years, but he did not lose the
25:19
Speaker 14: ability to clear a road.
25:21
Speaker 4: Uh-oh, same city, same grudges, different kind of knockout.
25:26
Speaker 14: Yes, Portland, where every cliffhanger is followed by a windy advisory.
25:31
Speaker 4: I'm serious.
25:33
Speaker 14: This is Alebo, your streaming warrior, with the Stream Hacking
25:36
Speaker 14: Movie Review. Stay safe and healthy.
25:48
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Speaker 1: Everybody's on there. I think Chapter 8, who used to
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Speaker 1: be with Anita Baker, they're going to be on there.
26:25
Speaker 2: The Blue Note's going to make it special.
26:27
Speaker 1: Harold Melvin, he ain't going to be there.
26:29
Speaker 2: Well, Harold Melvin and the Blue Note's going to be there.
26:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
26:32
Speaker 2: It's just Teddy. Well, we know Teddy.
26:34
Speaker 1: Teddy may not be there.
26:35
Speaker 2: We're on the wrong boat.
26:36
Speaker 1: You know, you saw what Teddy, why Teddy left that band, right?
26:40
Speaker 1: Because he was the lead singer and he asked, he
26:41
Speaker 1: had a date and they would never give him no money.
26:44
Speaker 1: So he asked Harold for the money and Harold lifted
26:47
Speaker 1: up a mattress with all these hundreds under and gave
26:49
Speaker 1: him a hundred dollars.
26:50
Speaker 2: He said, it's my last day.
26:51
Speaker 9: I'm out.
26:54
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
26:54
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You could have kept him going. Yeah, well.
26:58
Speaker 2: Don't we know something about that, huh? Don't we know. Man,
27:01
Speaker 2: all you had to do was hush. That's all you
27:03
Speaker 2: had to do. All this could have been yours.
27:05
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
27:07
Speaker 2: Ain't that something, huh?
27:07
Speaker 6: Oh, well.
27:09
Speaker 1: Bigger and better things. Bigger name on the other line.
27:16
Speaker 1: Did you see the young lady, Clancy, doing 60 Minutes?
27:19
Speaker 2: I did not. Yeah.
27:21
Speaker 3: I'm going to watch it, though, because I know I
27:22
Speaker 3: can go back and check it out, but I want
27:23
Speaker 3: to see it. He looked sad.
27:25
Speaker 4: Yeah.
27:26
Speaker 3: I saw, I did see where he said that he
27:28
Speaker 3: still talks to his kids, you know, obviously not, you know,
27:32
Speaker 3: he talks to them every day.
27:33
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Yeah. To help him make it through. I
27:36
Speaker 2: can't even imagine. That is great.
27:39
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, like she, she told him, she killed
27:42
Speaker 1: him and said, go with God. Couldn't they go with
27:43
Speaker 1: their auntie?
27:44
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
27:46
Speaker 11: Yeah.
27:47
Speaker 2: It's too many people. They could have gone with the housekeeper.
27:49
Speaker 2: They could have gone with anybody.
27:52
Speaker 5: Terrible.
27:52
Speaker 1: I just, it's just a horrible thing. And, you know,
27:55
Speaker 1: people get mad. Like I was like, I don't.
27:57
Speaker 2: She's a murderer.
27:58
Speaker 4: Yeah.
27:59
Speaker 2: No matter how you slice it. I'm with the lone holdout.
28:01
Speaker 2: She knows she knows she did. She she crazy. I'm crazy, too.
28:05
Speaker 2: You they were more mad at Michael Vick than they
28:07
Speaker 2: are at her. Oh, my goodness. That is so true.
28:09
Speaker 2: I forgotten about that. More mad at Michael Vick than
28:11
Speaker 2: they are her. I forgot about how angry people were
28:14
Speaker 2: at Michael Vick. Oh, those dogs. And I love dogs.
28:17
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong. I love dogs.
28:19
Speaker 1: I love dogs more than I do kids, but I
28:21
Speaker 1: still wouldn't.
28:21
Speaker 2: Dio, shut up.
28:22
Speaker 4: I do.
28:23
Speaker 2: You don't.
28:24
Speaker 11: I do.
28:25
Speaker 1: You love dogs more than you love kids? I wouldn't
28:27
Speaker 1: want anything to happen. I wouldn't save a dog over
28:29
Speaker 1: a kid, but I do. Of course, who doesn't love
28:31
Speaker 1: dogs more than kids? It's easier to love dogs more
28:34
Speaker 1: than kids.
28:35
Speaker 2: It's not.
28:37
Speaker 16: My dog always loves you, run to you. Yeah, kids
28:40
Speaker 16: that talk back. Elena, isn't it easier to love dogs
28:44
Speaker 16: and kids? Absolutely. You guys are not being honest with yourself.
28:47
Speaker 2: I am being honest. Now, now, if we're, you know,
28:50
Speaker 2: of course, I got to add some parameters. That could
28:52
Speaker 2: be tomorrow's question. Y'all wasting it. Talking about, yeah.
28:55
Speaker 1: No, because the same people ain't listening to us tomorrow.
28:59
Speaker 1: You taught me, he taught me that. I don't remember.
29:03
Speaker 1: Those same people, they change every five minutes. What is
29:05
Speaker 1: he talking about? All this great stuff we're doing right here,
29:07
Speaker 1: it's going to be great again tomorrow. He's going to
29:10
Speaker 1: put a fresh.
29:10
Speaker 2: Coat of paint on it. You'll never know the difference.
29:12
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
29:13
Speaker 2: It's just like a rental property, baby.
29:17
Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
29:19
Speaker 1: so we're going to give them an opportunity to express
29:21
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Speaker 11: Hughley.
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Speaker 2: So I want you to please welcome our F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent,
29:27
Speaker 2: little Niecy Jane.
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Speaker 7: Hello.
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29:28
Speaker 7: This is Niecy James, your FU DL Hughley correspondent. Today's
29:33
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29:40
Speaker 7: to high school with a bearded midget. As you told
29:42
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29:45
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29:48
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29:49
Speaker 11: The term little person is more accepted.
29:52
Speaker 7: You think you know that, being that you're a mere
29:55
Speaker 7: inch from being classified as a dwarf yourself.
29:57
Speaker 4: F * * * you, DLHughley.
30:00
Speaker 7: Our next FUDUGLY response comes from the DLUGLY show app.
30:04
Speaker 7: Riddler83 says, DL, I heard you say the incomparable Michael
30:08
Speaker 7: Jackson was a pedophile. You said the king of pop
30:11
Speaker 7: was a great entertainer.
30:12
Speaker 11: But a lousy babysitter? These comments are.
30:15
Speaker 7: Nothing short of blasphemy. Just because Michael Jackson loved to
30:19
Speaker 7: be around children so much that sometimes he gave them
30:21
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30:23
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30:26
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30:26
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Speaker 7: Today's last F.E.D. Hughley response is from Facebook. ODB19 says, D.L.,
30:32
Speaker 7: every day I hear you play an old school song
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Speaker 7: and you call it a song from when your mom
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Speaker 7: and daddy were still together. It may be a nostalgic
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Speaker 7: feature for you, but what about those of us whose
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Speaker 7: parents were never together? Every time I hear that segment,
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Speaker 7: I begin to cry because my mother got pregnant on
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Speaker 7: a drunken night after the club by a one hitter
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Speaker 7: quitter from a man I never met. Well, that's it
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Speaker 7: for this week. This has been Niecy James, your F.U.
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Speaker 6: D.A.
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Speaker 7: Healy correspondent.
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Speaker 11: And until next week, bye.
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Speaker 1: It is now time for the human being of the week,
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Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders. And Shaq has been a human being of
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Speaker 1: the week a bunch of times.
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Speaker 2: A bunch of times. A bunch of times. He's done
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Speaker 2: some great things. He has. He ain't done nothing that's
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Speaker 2: done since Shazam, though, I'm telling you. All right. Did
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Speaker 2: you see?
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Speaker 1: All right. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Who was our human being? It was a tow truck
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Speaker 2: driver named Juan Leon out of Minnesota.
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Speaker 10: Whoa.
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Speaker 1: What did Juan Leon do?
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Speaker 3: So he owns his own tow truck service there in Minnesota.
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Speaker 3: And he had been getting several calls about abandoned vehicles.
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Speaker 3: He had been picking them up. And then he noticed
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Speaker 3: a pattern. It turns out that they belong to families
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Speaker 3: after ICE arrests.
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Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: So he began to return the cars.
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Speaker 1: No charge.
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Speaker 2: No charge. It's pretty awesome.
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Speaker 3: And you know, I tell Jug Trapper, once it's on
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Speaker 3: that hook, they don't care. And not even lift it up.
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Speaker 3: Once they hook it, you own it.
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Speaker 1: It's above me now.
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Speaker 2: It's above me now. It's above me now. You can't
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Speaker 2: just drop it. No, I cannot. That's above me now.
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Speaker 3: He ain't doing it. So he's been returning cars and
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Speaker 3: not charging them at all.
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Speaker 6: That is.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty awesome. People working together.
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Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, the white people in Minnesota is the
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Speaker 2: kind of white people you need. You need them. They
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Speaker 2: were sticking up for their name. What's his last name?
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Speaker 10: Leon. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Juan Leon.
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Speaker 8: Juan.
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Speaker 2: Or Leon. That's, he's, Ice is like that, all of them.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 1: Juan Leone is our human being of the week, and
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Speaker 1: we give him the claps. That's it.
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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Now it's time for what you
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Speaker 2: need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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Speaker 13: It's Ahmed Gordon in for Sybil Wilkes with what you
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Speaker 13: need to know. A Mississippi grand jury has officially concluded
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Speaker 13: that no criminal charges are warranted at this time in
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Speaker 13: the tragic death of 18-year-old college football player Nolan Wells.
32:42
Speaker 13: Following an exhaustive review of state medical examiner findings and
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Speaker 13: official case evidence, grand jurors formally determined that the position, condition,
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Speaker 13: and timing of the discovery of Wells' body were completely
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Speaker 13: consistent with accidental drowning off Horn Island, where the teenager
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Speaker 13: vanished during a Fourth of July holiday weekend celebration with friends. Now,
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Speaker 13: speaking to thousands of university students at Salem State University,
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Speaker 13: former President Barack Obama addressed growing concerns regarding the state
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Speaker 13: of American democracy, acknowledging current political discourse.
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Speaker 1: They seem broken while expressing firm belief in national resilience.
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Speaker 13: The nation's 44th president warned against the Trump administration's controversial
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Speaker 13: decision to ban select news organizations from the White House
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Speaker 13: press pool, cautioning that restricting press access undermines fundamental democratic principles.
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Speaker 2: I'm Ahmed Gordon and.
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Speaker 1: For some of the world to be informed, be empowered.
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Speaker 2: I like what you did there.
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Speaker 1: Skip is the deal.
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Speaker 2: You can show Jasmine.
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Speaker 1: It is the deal. Hughley show your 2026 edition in
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Speaker 1: case you were going to be in.
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Speaker 2: Jacksonville, Florida.
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Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday at the Florida theater
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Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon on the 20th, September 25th for
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Speaker 1: the DL and DL.
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Speaker 2: Anything goes to it in the following day. We're going
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Speaker 2: to be in St.
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Speaker 1: Petersburg, Florida at the Mahaffrey theater at the Mahaffrey theater.
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Speaker 1: So come check us out. If you take a notion, um,
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Speaker 1: It's a lot of interesting things going on.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. To say the least. It's true. Did you see, like,
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Speaker 2: it's these two shoe booty-ass... The twins. Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: And he was talking, he said, who'd have thought it'd
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Speaker 1: been worse around him? I said, I thought.
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Speaker 2: Twins split an embryo.
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Speaker 5: These.
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Speaker 2: are splitting a chromosome. These are the.
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Speaker 3: Well, sometimes one person gets the brain and the other
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Speaker 3: one gets the creativity.
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Speaker 2: You can't be that dumb and you got backup. I can't.
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Speaker 1: I swear to God, they're so stupid, they couldn't fit
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Speaker 1: them into one. That is pretty bad.
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Speaker 2: Dumbness, you know, in 2D. We were at lunch the
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Speaker 2: other day and I said, I know that guy was
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Speaker 2: on my crew forever.
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Speaker 1: Uh on on the huge oh yeah man when i
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Speaker 1: and i said man that's him and i walked over
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Speaker 1: he hugged me like he hadn't seen i thought good
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Speaker 1: that's how much he's gonna pick you up that's how
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Speaker 1: much i was beloved i'm telling you i'm a good
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Speaker 1: person i.
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Speaker 2: Am no you are you're i am people love.
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Speaker 3: Working depends on what day it is ain't that right
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Speaker 3: skip don't don't try to depends on.
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Speaker 2: What day it is come in yelling and screaming when.
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Speaker 1: I get my first shipment of white people y'all gonna
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Speaker 1: be sorry Y'all going to be sorry.
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Speaker 2: Where are you going to get them? I'm importing them.
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Speaker 2: You can't get them from around locally. I was about
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Speaker 2: to say.
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Speaker 1: They can't be locally sourced.
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Speaker 2: No, they cannot. Don't get the. Oh, I don't get
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Speaker 2: the white people from here.
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Speaker 1: I import my white people. So some people are very
35:24
Speaker 1: concerned about the recent measles outbreak. But we need to
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Speaker 1: be worried about the shoe booty epidemic that is going around.
35:29
Speaker 1: Jasmine gave us five of the current top shoe booties,
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Speaker 1: but remember.
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Speaker 2: The list is fluid. That means it can keep going.
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Speaker 2: They can change it any time. They can change it
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Speaker 2: any moment. Number five will be Clarence Thomas.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: He's in the shoe bootie hall of fame. For sure.
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Speaker 2: Number four of the top five current shoe booties.
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Speaker 1: What did you say?
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Speaker 2: Did you say for sure? For sure. I learned from
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Speaker 2: the best. Number four is Nicki Minaj.
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Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely. Remember she was.
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Speaker 1: Remember she was talking about Don... She was talking about
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Speaker 1: Governor Newsom. And she was like, you can't trust him.
36:03
Speaker 1: You need to be worried about him.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: To catch a predator. How about that?
36:06
Speaker 2: You need to be worried about him. Worry about your household.
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Speaker 1: Number three. Just because kids can't walk past your house.
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Speaker 2: The top five shoe booties would be Byron Donald.
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Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: You need to take some of that black off his
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Speaker 2: beard and put it in his heart. Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 3: Number two of the top five current top five shoe
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Speaker 3: booties would be Tim Scott.
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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely. Oh, for sure.
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Speaker 1: I just don't trust a man whose gums are that thick.
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Speaker 1: He didn't start teething until he was 62. He got
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Speaker 1: a teething ring and Social Security at the same time.
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Speaker 2: At the same time.
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Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five current shoe
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Speaker 3: booties would be Officer Tatum.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: That.
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Speaker 2: Oh, and that. You know, his wife was crazy about me. Oh,
36:45
Speaker 2: I remember you told me that.
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Speaker 6: No, no.
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Speaker 2: She was on time. I used to love her. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 13: I know.
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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
36:51
Speaker 2: She used to love me. He did, too.
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Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden I did see the
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Speaker 3: video where he said he used to really like you.
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Speaker 2: He used to watch. I used to watch. Of course,
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Speaker 2: who wouldn't? I'm dope. Come on now.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 2: That's all we got. That's going to do it for
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Speaker 2: us right there.
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Speaker 1: Remember that if you were in Jacksonville, Florida, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to be at the Florida Theater this Friday, September 25th,
37:13
Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon for the DL and DL Anything
37:16
Speaker 1: Goes Tour.
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Speaker 2: Then the following day at the Mahari Theater. In St. Petersburg.
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Speaker 1: So if you're in St. Petersburg or Tampa, Tampa St. Pete,
37:23
Speaker 1: come check us out. Jasmine Sanders, what on earth did
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Speaker 1: you learn today?
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Speaker 3: I saw this interesting story. I don't watch love and
37:31
Speaker 3: hip hop at all. I know a lot of people do.
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Speaker 3: They're very popular shows. Well, apparently there is a person
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Speaker 3: on there. I'm just going to say a person because
37:39
Speaker 3: I'm not really sure about the pronouns.
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Speaker 2: Named D. Smith, who is D. Transitioning. Now, apparently.
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Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be no D.
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Speaker 4: Smith?
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Speaker 3: I could tell this is probably not a good idea. Well,
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Speaker 3: this person has been living a life as a woman
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Speaker 3: for about 12 years. And now I think they are
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Speaker 3: changing their pronouns back to he and him.
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Speaker 1: I don't care.
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Speaker 2: So it's Reed D. Smith now. And I know.
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Speaker 3: It's a bad idea to talk about that story, but
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Speaker 3: that's what I learned. Two lessons in one.
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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.
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Speaker 2: It's devil deed.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Skip, I may have cheated on what you learned today,
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Speaker 2: baby boy. You know, every now and then we, you've
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Speaker 2: heard it. Every now and again. 90s fine.
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Speaker 5: And they talk about though, you know, women's coming through
38:36
Speaker 5: the 90s. And I just saw, we saw like Nia Long.
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Speaker 5: She just got a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Speaker 5: And I saw her pictures, man, still fine. And then
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Speaker 5: just who had a birthday recently. And she put out
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Speaker 5: some pictures. Saniya Latham looking good, like 55 and still.
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Speaker 1: That's what moisturizer and exercise will.
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Speaker 11: Do for you, boy.
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Speaker 8: Ooh, man.
38:54
Speaker 2: And both of them still good.
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Speaker 1: Moisturized.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Yeah. They made them right back then.
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Speaker 8: I'm telling you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Coming up next on the D.L. Hughley Show, we're going
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Speaker 1: to be talking to the iconic Morris Day.
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Speaker 5: Aha!
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Speaker 2: I'm just going to ignore that.
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Speaker 1: And we're going to be giving a deserving someone the
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Speaker 1: shoe booty of the week award. It's the DL Hughley Show.
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Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
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Speaker 1: to go. It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on
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Speaker 1: the other side.