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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 4: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 1: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Queen City's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 1: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 2: Random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Shout out to Smoke Ludwig for supplying me
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  Speaker 4: with Tony Stewart on Dirty Mo Media talking about his
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  Speaker 4: dirty fire suit back in 2004. He won a race
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  Speaker 4: at the Glen after a situation in his draws. Smoke
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  Speaker 4: Ludwig said this will literally make the segment Random Crap tomorrow. So, Smoke,
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  Speaker 4: good producing, baby.
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  Speaker 2: How about that? Good producing. Finally, someone steps up around here.
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  Speaker 4: Before we get to that hilarious tale, though, from Tony Stewart,
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  Speaker 4: let me start bone in Iowa. This was after the
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  Speaker 4: Iowa-Iowa State game, where a sorority leader from Iowa, Justine Rands, apparently, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: had some drinks in her system on game day, as
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  Speaker 4: many college students will do. She smelled of booze. She
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  Speaker 4: was slurring her speech and had bloodshot watery eyes. This
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  Speaker 4: is what the police said, Bone, in their police report.
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  Speaker 4: Why was Justine, the sorority leader, arrested, Bone? She went
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  Speaker 4: for a little frozen yogurt at Yotopia, the number one
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  Speaker 4: fro-yo spot in Iowa City, and she peed all over
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  Speaker 4: the floor of this establishment.
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  Speaker 2: That's not the topping they offer.
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  Speaker 4: She has been arrested in Iowa City.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we were doing well there, man. I mean, all right,
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  Speaker 2: she's inebriated, a little yogurt. But then, you know, you
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  Speaker 2: can't pee on things. These are the things that... You
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  Speaker 2: just can't. You can simulate it during football games. You
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  Speaker 2: can't even do that? No, you're right, you can't.
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  Speaker 4: You can't even do that. Jeez, where can you pee
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  Speaker 4: these days? You can't fake or real pee in college
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  Speaker 4: football circles. These are the things they don't show you
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  Speaker 4: on all those like reality sorority behind the scenes of
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  Speaker 4: the sorority shows.
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  Speaker 2: This is what they don't show you.
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  Speaker 4: The sorority leader taking a number one on the floor
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  Speaker 4: of a Froyo joint.
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  Speaker 3: You know how they air commercials, Mac? Every game for
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  Speaker 3: each college, they'll get one like the University of Iowa.
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  Speaker 2: The global leader in blank, blank, blank. Blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 3: They don't show you Iowa. You're home for yogurt, chops,
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  Speaker 3: and urination. Go to Iowa.edu. That's not making the Big
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  Speaker 3: Ten Network ad.
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  Speaker 2: It's not, no.
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  Speaker 4: That is definitely not doing that. So, Bone, what do
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  Speaker 4: you think of all this hubbub about Instagram influencer Alex
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  Speaker 4: Earle and her big— social media post where it shows
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  Speaker 4: las vegas and the song fernando and everybody now thinks
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  Speaker 4: she's dating fernando mendoza are you buying this bow is.
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  Speaker 3: There more to it than just that or i mean
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  Speaker 3: what are we uh maybe i was there stuff leading
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  Speaker 3: up to that i need to dig a little further
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  Speaker 3: into it fernando i thought that was all they were
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  Speaker 3: basing it on fernando how do i put this i
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  Speaker 3: love fernando and i'm protective of fernando he seems back
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  Speaker 3: a little too A little too nerdy for dating women
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  Speaker 3: right now, Fernando? He's more into his LinkedIn and his Legos.
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  Speaker 3: Is he mature enough for a woman.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be a little bit wild? Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. Yeah, she is bad news for him. Fernando,
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  Speaker 4: you go to a local church. Uncle Kirk will bring
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  Speaker 4: you for dinner. Yeah, you have Uncle Kirk take you
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  Speaker 4: to church, and you go find a nice woman there.
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  Speaker 4: Because this woman, all she wants to do, Bone, is
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  Speaker 4: get attention any way she can. So if she was
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  Speaker 4: trying to get her paws on Fernando Mendoza, I would
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  Speaker 4: not approve either. And I believe it is just some
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  Speaker 4: sort of PR play. And yeah, it doesn't seem like there's...
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  Speaker 4: I don't even think it's happening. It doesn't even seem
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  Speaker 4: like there's evidence. And by the way, the reason why
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  Speaker 4: this got such big play on all the sports blogs
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  Speaker 4: is because she had a fling with Tom Brady. Tom
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  Speaker 4: Brady is essentially one of Fernando's bosses with the Raiders. Awkward.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That's what people are talking about. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm sure Fernando just dying to hear our advice
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  Speaker 4: on women, Bone. Fernando and Fitty want to lean on
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  Speaker 4: us for women advice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the article. She's just trying to make Tom
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  Speaker 2: Brady jealous with his quarterback. Oh, is that the theory?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she should go get a dang QB that's
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  Speaker 4: a little younger, though, shouldn't she, for God's sakes?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he's old news, man. I will say this.
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  Speaker 4: Brady is a commentator this year. You can tell he's
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  Speaker 4: trying to add personality. He had the old P-missile thing
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  Speaker 4: he said. Of course, he swore, you know, by mistake.
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  Speaker 4: But this past week, Justin Herbert throws a pick, and
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  Speaker 4: he says, oh, that throw was a big old meatball sub.
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  Speaker 2: Like, he's trying to have actual personality now. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: He's become much better the last two years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you can deny that.
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  Speaker 3: From where he started year one, when he didn't even
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  Speaker 3: know when to speak, to now, yeah, I'm never going
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  Speaker 3: to be a huge Tom Brady fan for... various reasons,
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  Speaker 3: but no, he's far back from the worst broadcaster out there.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, shout out to Mark Schwerer, just FYI. Oh, Brady,
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  Speaker 3: you way above stink on our broadcast rankings. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want you to know that. No, he's come a long,
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  Speaker 3: long way the last few years. Big time.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so the New York Times, Panther talk coming
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  Speaker 4: up top of the hour now as we talk about
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  Speaker 4: some fun offbeat stuff to make us forget Panther injuries.
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  Speaker 4: The New York Times put out this list that has
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  Speaker 4: gotten big play on social media. The 100 best TV
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  Speaker 4: shows of the 21st century. So you were saying, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: it's all shows that have started in the year 2000
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  Speaker 4: or later.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it could not be a show that started in
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  Speaker 3: the 90s and ran into the.
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  Speaker 2: 21st century.
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  Speaker 3: They had to start in, so for example, Friends crossed over.
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  Speaker 3: That would not make this list. They had to start
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  Speaker 3: in 2000. Sopranos crossed over. A lot of people were
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  Speaker 3: mad about that. Survivor, I think, is the oldest one.
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  Speaker 3: That was exactly year 2000.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 4: It was. So Breaking Bad is number one. I love
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  Speaker 4: this for this list. That is my favorite all-time TV show.
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  Speaker 3: That's number one, and deservedly so, as I have watched
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  Speaker 3: that in the last year.
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  Speaker 4: Followed by The Wire, Mad Men, Succession, and something called
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  Speaker 4: Fleabag that I have never heard of in my life,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what the ladies used to call Finney when he
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  Speaker 3: was single. Is that the Finney doc? Is that what
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  Speaker 3: that is out there? I don't want people calling him
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  Speaker 3: Fleabag now.
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  Speaker 2: Stop that.
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  Speaker 4: Game of Thrones 6, Veep 7, a show you and
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  Speaker 4: I both liked, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm 9. Hell,
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  Speaker 4: I'd put it higher, but that's just me. And Atlanta,
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  Speaker 4: I never watched that one. The Office is 11. What
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  Speaker 4: stuck out about this list to you other than us
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  Speaker 4: both approving of Breaking Bad being the number one show?
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  Speaker 3: Breaking Bad, number one. I've watched a number of those shows.
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  Speaker 3: Arrested Development is 12. That is not one. that I've
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  Speaker 3: watched in full, although I do celebrate Jason Bateman, so
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  Speaker 3: I probably should watch that in full. Friday Night Lights
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  Speaker 3: is 14. We can't go through all 100. I will
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  Speaker 3: say the very first thing I thought of was, where
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  Speaker 3: does Sons of Anarchy fall in the top 100? And
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  Speaker 3: I read the comments... And I realize a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people are thinking the same thing. How in the world
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  Speaker 3: did Sons of Anarchy not make the top 100 since
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  Speaker 3: the year 2000? I don't know if it was an oversight.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea how Sons of Anarchy did not
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  Speaker 3: make it. Also, Mac, Chappelle's show was 58. And Key
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  Speaker 3: and Peele was 29. I don't think that's right. I
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  Speaker 3: put Chappelle's show above Key and Peele. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how they're separated by that much. Chappelle's show was absolutely. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I never really watched much of Key and Peele. I
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  Speaker 3: definitely saw the old three-pump Selly episode, Boney, over and
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  Speaker 3: over again. But, yeah, I was a big stand for
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  Speaker 3: Chappelle's show. I was so sad, Bone, when Dave went
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  Speaker 3: a little cuckoo there for a while and the show disbanded.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah, Chappelle's show to me should be top 20.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But full disclosure, I think I've only watched like 25
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  Speaker 4: of these 100 shows.
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  Speaker 3: Full disclosure. Yeah, there's some on there I have no
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  Speaker 3: idea what they even... Like, we saw Fleabag at number five, and...
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  Speaker 3: I saw about 25 as well. The show that's trending
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  Speaker 3: the most now for new shows that's already 36 is
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  Speaker 3: The Pit on HBO, which I watched. So that just
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  Speaker 3: came out. It's only ran a couple seasons. And for
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  Speaker 3: that to be number 36, that tells you how good
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  Speaker 3: that show is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting. That is an unbelievable show, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so glad to see Succession up there at number four.
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  Speaker 4: Breaking Bad and Succession to me might be The two
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  Speaker 4: greatest TV shows for me. Sopranos is right up there
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 3: It was Better Call Saul lower than a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people do. It was 27. Admittedly, I didn't really get
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  Speaker 3: into Better Call Saul as much as Breaking Bad.
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  Speaker 4: I've watched Better. I was a huge Breaking Bad fan.
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  Speaker 4: I watched Better Call Saul twice, Fitty. Got stuck in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of season two both times. It feels so slow. Now,
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  Speaker 4: everybody says it picks up at the end of season
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  Speaker 4: two and the beginning of season three.
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  Speaker 2: I just haven't been able to break through to that point.
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  Speaker 4: That's a long time to get invested to get the hook, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like, there's certain shows that maybe take until episode five
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  Speaker 4: or six to get there.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking almost two full seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I need to restart where I
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  Speaker 4: was and just kind of power through. Because apparently there
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  Speaker 4: are some people that think it's as good as Breaking
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  Speaker 4: Bad once it gets rolling.
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  Speaker 2: That's what Walker Mail told me. Does he?
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  Speaker 3: OK. I mean, a lot of this, it appears like
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  Speaker 3: in the top 10, but it's lower on. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: this was a poll of various TV executives and people
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  Speaker 3: in TV. This wasn't just the New York Times. This
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  Speaker 3: was kind of like the Jeremy Fowler polls, execs in
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  Speaker 3: football for his list. Also, by the way, Mac, there's
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  Speaker 3: a show called The Leftovers. They're number– where did it go?
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  Speaker 3: Number 25. That is about Darren Gant eating leftovers for
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  Speaker 3: 45 straight days after Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of not watching things, I know I don't watch
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  Speaker 4: a lot of movies I should watch. Darren Gant confessing
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  Speaker 4: on Ask the Old Guy on Panthers.com he's never seen
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Titans.
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  Speaker 2: How the heck you never seen Remember the Titans? That's blasphemy.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of the most shocking misses maybe in Darren
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  Speaker 3: Gant history.