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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Modern Dating, Sibling Beef & Girl Talk 🎙️ · Club 520 Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere. I am
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: your girl, Barbie. Oh and I ain't got a smash
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: for a feature, y'all know, I being no comments, watch
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: y'all freaking mouth. I am here with the beautiful trap.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: How you doing tonight, Mama? I am good?
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: How you feeling? How you living?
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Were fresh and good?
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: I'm happy to see y'all.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: I know right, yay. This is my favorite time of
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: the week.
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: Literally, Wednesdays are for the grillies.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: How you feeling? I feel good, guys, And we got
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: the beautiful Ki Ki. And they are twins. I don't
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: understand how they don't know that y'all are twins. Yeah,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, and still after that real they still asked
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: on our most recent real, that's crazy? Are they twins?
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Or probably because we just always getting like random new
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: viewers or new views on our content.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: Y'all look alike?
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, But I guess they just thought that
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: y'all were just sisters.
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: But they're twins, are y'all?
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: DENNI we're identical, okay?
• 1:02
  Speaker 4: Me and me and one of my uncles got a
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: thing like a girl is dancing the club too much?
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: You know, that little they listen to like sweaty smell.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: Me and my friend, well, she's an associate. When we
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: were in Barbados, we were like, she was like, we're
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: gonna dance until we're musty.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Freaking you was you was all, y'all not gonna love
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: to dance. I want to go into the African clubs
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: and be like, and I can't, y'all do y'all be going?
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: Y'all ever went to like the little Mexican nights, No
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: What is that a drink?
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Suca? But they'll teach you.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: They'll teach you.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: I would love that.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: I've been to the you know, used to go and
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: I and they'll teach me and be dancing with me
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: and stuff. But it just be so loud, like yeah,
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: it's kindstant they be lying dancing loud baby in it
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: be fat.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I used to have like cover dancing.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: I used to bottle girl like this, maybe like a
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: couple dancing constantly. Yeah, kind of.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: Like you was on y'all.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: They don't want to talk about it. The dude wanted
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: that down so bad, so I didn't watch the full
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: thing right. So when I first he had collabed with me.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: The dude was back there and making love. Did you
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: see don't Why did he do that?
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: It was dirty dancing, like he's always summer dancing. Literally,
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: I had him on my story that night, just dancing,
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: like dancing like a job turkey. So him and the
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: girl were like dancing having sex on the day, was dancing.
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: But my thing is, why are y'all doing?
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Are y'all powder?
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you doing?
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Girl? So I didn't want to walk by the video.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: She was like like what they So in the video,
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: it's a guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's super cute, super handsome. It's a little uh. He's
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: a black guy from Mississippi and he does sign language.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: So he taught me how to say five to twenty somewhere.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: And so when I seen that, I just collapsed with
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: him on the thing. Well, after they were dirty dancing,
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: he went into the scene off of Don't Be a
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Minace to where they was humping dancing.
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: Naked on the dance floor and got my page flagged again.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up, I'm not collabing with nobody.
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: No, I just can't go live. I'm never going to
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: get to monetize off Instagram. You are, I already can't now.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: At first, it wasn't until until July, and I don't
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: know why.
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: And now this it's over.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: So yeah, but but you just right and me.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I did the last time I tried to
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: play with us and be like it was I'm.
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: Gonna have you helped me.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: But so y'all want to learn five twenty somewhere in
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: saying Spanish. Come on, so it's five.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: Guess what twenty is?
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: Twenty five twenty some where? Okay, five twenty somewhere.
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: Isn't that so cute? Yeah, he's so handsome. He had
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: came up to me and was like, do you remember me?
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like no.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: He was like, I was in the club. You bought
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: me a drink and so I thought I was so fine.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you are fine.
• 4:13
  Speaker 4: So he dea.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: He just knows.
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: Both of his parents are.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Oh and they met. I'm just telling all this business.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: And they met here at our deaf school. You know,
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: we got like one of the top deaf schools behind
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: the fairgrounds. I think, closer to the fair grounds.
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: No it's not, no, it's it's it's weel.
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm thinking of the blonde school. Is it different?
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: It's like coming up on blind it's the Blindness School
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  Speaker 1: of the deaf and blind.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know, y'all.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: Well, his name was Jay Black, so he go follow him.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: He was teaching lance nim like their little basketball terms
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: and sign language and stuff like that. It was really cute, cute,
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: but welcome back to the couch. Welcome back to the couch.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: I got a question for y'all. What's kind of like
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: a scenario and without saying you lost the fight, tell
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: me you lost the fight? Mmm?
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: She got me good.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: It wasn't my best Who wasn't my best fight?
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: All she did was pull my hair.
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: They was in there.
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: It was like, but I still look pretty.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: Like the comments on the thing Instagram, it was like
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: she didn't post the whole video, ma'am. The whole video
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: was posted. That's what it's supposed to be.
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: Tell me you lost the fight with the first round.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Listen, they jumped me. It was one person meal. Like
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: what I heard y'all was some headbusters back in the day.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: That's why y'all couldn't relate. I was gonna say, had
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: to sit it or explain a ill for real. I
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: got beat up one time and I was younger and
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: I tried to fight a girl that was in middle school.
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: I was in elementary, she was in middle school, went
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: to go far. She tore my ass up.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: I was just like, she was like the things every
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: time she hit me, sing and sing she did.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: That's wrong.
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: I was with where I grew up. But right there
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: I ran home to my greedy house. I was like,
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: I hate this bitch.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: They were and they wanted to.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Go fight her.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that is so funny.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: I wish the hell my my daughter would tell me
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: that in middle school or just be her up.
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: But the thing is I started with her.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: That's what you get now is my my son? It
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: was my son. He just asked me yesterday. He was like, uh, Mama,
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: has t t ever slapped you? And I was like yeah,
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: he said, has she ever punched you? And I was
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: like for sure? And he was like, so did you
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: ever fight? I'm like what, I don't follow her more
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: times than I thought anything like me, he's talking about you. Yeah,
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: we didn't slapped and punched on each other since. And
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: it's just so crazy because like we used to fight
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: so much when we was younger, but it's like the
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: older you get and you get into it with your siblings,
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: like if you bump, we liable to never speak again.
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: Like you really be even in a moment where you like, damn,
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: I really want to put on, but you just be
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to fight my sister. I really
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: don't want to take it there with you. I was
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: the only girling in my house, like my dad has girls.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: But so I never experienced that. And I've never really
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: fought my little brothers. But they used to fight like
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: my little brother They used to chase each other with
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  Speaker 1: knives and forks and all kinds of crazy stuff.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: And I would just be looking at them like, but.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Y'all, brothers, man, stop look them sibling fights. It goes
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: down in China Town. When I say, like, them be
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: the worst fights. Like I could fight Joe Schmoe off
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: the streets. I'd rather fight one of you bitches. I
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: don't want to fight her, especially you be in the house.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: It's not nobody there to.
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: Break up going there, y'all up.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I remember we fought somebody that we went
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: to high school.
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  Speaker 2: It just reminded me.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: They sent me a picture of our last day of
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: singing year and he was like, yeah, and you said
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: you had to scratch on your forehead because you and
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Trop fought the night before.
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, we did, and we was fucked up
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: at graduation and everything. Oh y'all was fighting.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: Girls ship we haven't. The marathon continues.
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: Did you used to fight your sister?
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: That's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm sure y'all stopped for real at a certain age.
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, because you're the oldest, right.
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: See, I didn't fight my brothers like that.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know because I'm way too old. But we
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: just didn't fight. I don't know they fought each other,
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: because what are we fighting for? I'm in my room,
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: y'all get the hell away from me.
• 8:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my sister, she looked crazy THOUGHMI.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Shout to the geminis.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: We got a Gemini used to chase me with knives
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: and stuff. That's something that was about, right.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Did you pull a knife out on me before a bitch?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: No? Yes, I think you did when you were pregnant.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: No, I did not. I put a knife out on
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: Oh chat. Did y'all used to fight? Y'all siblings like
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: cats and dogs? I want to hear about it in
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: the comments because I don't know.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: I can't relate. I think that's crazy. Stop pulling and
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: get real in the field for real. Let's let's change lanes.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Let's get into our game. Kiki. Okay, So I hope
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: y'all got y'all's questions ready, I have I have one.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: I'm getting out the mud. Okay, you can go last,
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: be all right. So basically, take a shot if you
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: cannot name a player off of.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Space Gym that's not Michael.
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: Jordan mm hmm, like a that was a real NBA player.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: Yep, I don't look.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Now, can I name? Good job?
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: Guess what I'm about the cheap Lebron James.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: No gym?
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: Specify no, because wait, what is the Is it called
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: space Gym? It is no, I said, except for Michael
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Jordan's So you know about that one?
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: MARYL Anthony on there?
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: Alright? Take a show. It was on there. It was
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: on there, Charles Barkley, who else? Even Larry Bird?
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Was he?
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Who's the bird? Was on there?
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: What I just said that what's his name?
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: That was a good one.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, I just took a shot. I don't know why.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: You just want to drink You got mine milk? Oh
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: you sent your question. You was ready if you don't
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: know who this is, Oh, I know who that is? Wait?
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Can I say? No?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: That is?
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: We gotta say it together. Let me know when you
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: She No, that ain't her. No, I don't know.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: You don't know, Okay I do. I think I know
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: who is Asian Wilson. Yeah, okay, that's what I was
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: gonna say.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: But the red hair is throwing me off.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Take a shot.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: No, I promise I was gonna say Age Wilson because
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, she's really popping and she goes, no.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: I take my shot and she goes, But that doesn't
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: keep taking shots too?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: What the fu? That didn't look like her though she
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: had a lot of Makeup'll just because when I felt
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: so proud of myself because this dude was like name.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: He wanted this girl to identify five of the w
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: NBA players and I got like three of them out
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: of there. That doesn't look like her. That was a
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: bad picture. Trap. No, you can tell it's her because
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: her face. Yeah, I guess I know who Asia Wilson is.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Though the other one, the first picture I had was
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: her and her pink wig. I didn't want to use that.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I felt like that one would throw it up. That
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: picture you used was really tea though. Yeah, I want
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: to use good good picture.
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: That was a really good picture.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah I didn't know that pink wig with the banks.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was so we go in sports.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: No, it don't have to be. That is so funny
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: that we both did sports things. I want to say
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: in the sports thing too. Name someone off of the
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Spurs team that's not Wimby Dean. Okay, last name, uh, Brian.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I only know his name because.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: My baby, fuck?
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Is it Johnathan?
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: It's an animal I don't know.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I know his name is Darien, So I'm cool. Okay,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: you got it?
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: What about you?
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: You don't have an animal?
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: It's not n Darren. Okay, now you name one. This
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: is my question.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I was watching it and let's see off of the Spurs.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: It's m M.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I know Wendy, I know Dearrian Fox
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: or how you say his name?
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Darn and it's a it's another one. He short characteristics
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: do not count, physical traits. Do not people be knowing
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Okay, so you don't got one.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I already took my shot.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: All right, one more round?
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, drink up again. Mm hmmm, another round.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: About herself. Okay, cool, okay, all right, fit check, fit check,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: get your starting with Tropp and the girl. He said
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: to start naming what we got on. They want, they
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: want links, They won't everything. This trap is going to
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: be sacks. Fifth Marcus, Louis Vaton, Christian, do your Prada
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Botaga botaga body. Where's the dress from Amazon? Okay? Amazon,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: we love it Amazon. She has Christian.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Do your shoes slides today in a bow, take a purse.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: The Maxine because they said we don't be wearing maxies
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: no more.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: They said, all we be wearing is uh Georgia Taran.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: We love a go Maxi dress.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Where we dropping? Where were from? Kicking top?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, come on, we love a good rainbow. Fine. Seen
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Louis on the slide and the boobs is booming, and
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I was trying to look at it. Peers, Miami, are they.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Talk about this before?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Mom? Nipples nothing to see you, mom, nipples they don't
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: look big.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Let me see, well you thought there was pears.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Look your nipples biggest already here she got them. I
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: was gonna, oh my god, you know what I meant
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: to show you my boobs and ask you if you
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: could find my school are.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Volunteers this tribute what a great guy, Amazon yellow hands.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: And then some kirk got.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Your little platforms that were on sale a few years ago.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: They look the white looks. So please let's keep the
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: camera up.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: With the dust defeat.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Please don't bother me.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: That's pretty embarrassing.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I got independent dimes on my mind. Who's I got?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: I got a question though, So when me and the
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: guys was pie and we was like, have y'all ever
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: had an experience like with somebody stunt? Have y'all ever
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: had an experience like that if the dude stunk or
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: you had like a little situation going on.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I don't have a niggad boss.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Smell like mustard mustard, same mustard.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Mustard.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who the fuck was you cracking?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Did you see it through?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I ain't licked the balls though, Okay, y'all let the
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: balls alone. But I didn't like.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Mustard.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: He had a stinky g exactly that. And then of course.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: My pH was thrown by a few days later. I'm like,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: then he was passing on stinky cat. No, I was
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: my motherfucker. I went and got the right away. I
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: don't play that ship. If y'all see that real with
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: the sacophone, saxophones getting louder after you crack anigg and
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: they start getting louder and louder because.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: You know your pH is about to be thrown. I
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: don't ever know when that's coming.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You You start mentally in your head like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: oh man, I've seen no y'all, I've seen a comment
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: on this. It was this this guy's post.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Right, and he's he was fine.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: This girl on the comments gonna say raw and until
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: the rooms think next.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: We was like everybody in the comments like.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Hey, this bitch is funny. We're gonna dance till we
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: musty up in this mother.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: No, if you if you get like an all night
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: or Mike, it's gonna smell like sw it's gonna smell
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: like sexweaty booty, sweaty boss.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: It's gonna smell like sex in there.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Y'all know I'll be having going through my little love phase.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It ain't need a phase.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gay, so you never had it, you never experienced
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: and I probably back in my heydays gave you out
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: some stinking I'll just keep it real with y'all here.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I'll be trying to keep it really like that, you know,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, And like you said, like when you got
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: in though you really don't have no reason to be.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Why would you were out in the world, Well unless
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you going, unless you're cracking after the club, or you've
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: been out all day or and that's what I was
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: about to say, Matthew talking about the girls that Dan's
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: line the club. That's me. So if you won't crack
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: me out of the club like that, your own risk,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: its gonna be like I might have been that ass
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: all right and smell like bounced that ass as I said,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Oh no, but my head, he asked fragrance with doucy.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: But men like that they do. I ain't gonna hold you.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I had a nigga who used to be like, hey,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: can you just try not to take a shower all day?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I hate to cut you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: They like that little that little.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: No, let's that's pharamount to Twain. Let's revisit this, and
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna revisit it again on club five twenty because
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I was also out this weekend and the guy was like, yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: they be roasting you on five twenty.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, they do.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: He was like, man, when just said, yo, get up there, stink.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I said, you did that?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: That was crazy, Barb.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Ain't never get on here a lot like that. What
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: what the hell? Hell y'all listen on that?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Did you far something that I'm like, Oh, was he
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: just trolling? Like that's what I know?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about that the day of or did you
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: fart that day?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Like no, this is the thing.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know what day it was.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: And this is the thing. If I if I ever stunk,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I just I'm gonna smell at first. I ain't never
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: smelled myself around these niggas, nor do I even be
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: close enough for Jeff for Jeff to smell me. But
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: he was just being an asshole. But the way everybody
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: in the studio.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Went up in a roar, they must have been talking
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: about me.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I must have stinked a little bit. I don't know,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: really must have been sitting on that flight getting from
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: the back of the bathroom. I might have been a
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: little harder. So I don't know, you're a human, barb.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't think. I ain't.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Ye know, we're not claiming that.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: So that's why comes to the club. Was like yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: y'all get up there. Think I did the same thing.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I did that in the club.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I said, smell it. You don't think get up here
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: is insane?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Insane? That means you think for real, You think for
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: real for a man to be up close and personal with.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: You and be like I'm wrong.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: It was a little a little twin too, but like.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: To say, my get up air stink. Yeah on television,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: but you can't even smell me through this camera for real,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: so I can't even debunk.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: So everyone just think I think. And then this other
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: dude told my friend y'all heard something about her the
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: other day, and it was that same week. I said,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: people think my stink.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: No, they don't. I opened the door for you earlier
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: like flowers and rainbow.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know what she was about to say that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: He was about to.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because what he's about to say, you said, open
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: the door for you, I thought you about to say
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I he hit me a little bit the wind blew.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have got a for that. I don't think
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I take good care of myself. Hm. Enough about thinking
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: ass and we can vouch we be I'd have been
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: up close in personally. We didnet shared hotel rooms and everything. Ye,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: she thank you, and I had danced around them till
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I was musty. Yeah so.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: That's a face and oh yeah, you know how girls
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: do we be doing this?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Smell it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't get awa for nothing. Oh yeah, okay, I'm
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: putting so. By the way, I really want you to
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: know that I was really a warrior last week, because
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I don't you understand that I went to I went
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to Atlanta and then as soon as I got off
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: the plane we hit the road. I was wondering what
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: she was doing in Atlanta?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I was doing?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yep. Also, by the way, speaking micro, so, I was
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: trying to do a heavy bang because they're still like
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: in their little ugly phase right now. They're like peeling
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: and getting lighter, and you know they go through stages.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Because you had that before.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I never went back for my second round. So you're
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: going back to Atlanta for your second round? Yeah, I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: gonna go in a couple of months. You rich, But
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: so that wasn't my first time going. Remember I drive
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: you to Atlanta before, like years ago. Annoying and it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: so crazy my life.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: It was actually horrible.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I even think it was just her I hate going place,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and she drove the whole way there and back. You
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: hated it because she's a passenger princess or just yes,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: she's lazy.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: She she just wanted to sleep.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I ordered us some food because like she got her
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I roused done.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: So I was like, we're in a room.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I ordered us some food, got us
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: some little drinking drink. This bitch sleep, Yeah, so lame,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like whoa through any activities though? Now well we were
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: still ready to go out, and he was like, I
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: need a nap, and I just wanted to respect everybody
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: on the thing.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: So it was cool.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have bad yea, I thought I did.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: She was literally and that just she just used me
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: to show for her. No, I did not.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I really thought that we were gonna have a lit time,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: and I ended up feeling really bad because we get there.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: First of all, we get there and the lady who
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I was booked with, by the way, she's really like
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: known in that industry. She's been on like reality television
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: and everything. Girl, we get all the way there, this
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: bitch cancels the fucking appointment to the point where I'm
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: like texting her I'm calling. I'm like, look, me and
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: my sister just drove eight hours for this.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna need you to make.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Some shake, right, shut up, Cautino.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: She don't be.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: She don't be chripping bag is up because keg about
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to take tooth flights there for her brows.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: She don't need you no more, no so anyway, So yeah,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we gotta make some shake. She's like, okay, cool,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: you can just come to my come to my house
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and I'll do it. Right, So then we get there,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: will I get there? She's trying to butter me up
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: because she knows she just tried to cancel my appointment, right,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: so she's like, we taking shots to case Azul and
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: all kind of shit, right, she too, No, ma'am, you
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: need to be sober while you're doing liquor. Is a
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: blood thinner, y'all to say, and literally on the instructions,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: like the pre care instructions, it says do not drink
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours twenty four hours prior. Right, But this
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: is the lady, Sam, let's take shots or whatever. I'm like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: all right, you're the expert girl. So she gets to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: doing my brows right, and then I get done. I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Katina comes and picks me up. Y'all, I am out
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: for the count. Mind you, throughout the appointment, she just
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: kept wiping and wiping because clearly I was bleeding. So anyway,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: so then I get back with Katina. We had all
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: these plans to go out and have fun and shit, y'all,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I am down bad. I'm talking about like, can't you
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: didn't know? Shit, pimp in distress. We just in the
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: room the whole time because I'm fucking dimner sick. I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah, So anyway,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: then I finally get the courage or the strength to
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: get up, go to the bathroom. We looking in the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: mirror together and I'm like, so do you like him?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: This bitch gonna say, you look surprised.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going back to bed.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that was basically that girl.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Get home.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: We didn't do shit because I was so sick the
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: whole fucking time.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Get home.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I had a nigga at this time. He's like, bitch,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: what the fuck happened to your face?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Girl?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Cause my whole it wasn't even like this, Like I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: don't know, my skin was rough, it was swollen, like
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, my whole ship was like my whole forehead
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: was falling off. She looked like sausages.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: And she still popping in the industry.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's actually in the field for real,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Like I think she just like owns, like you know,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the businesses and stuff like that or whatever.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: But so I had got.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Into it with my nigga at the time, like a
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: week or so later or whatever, and we like on
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: FaceTime and were going back and forth or whatever, and
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I like roast. When I'm really shitty, I'll get to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: roasty or whatever. He had her friend around him, and
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: he was like, he was like, okay, he was trying
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: to be funny. He was like, you was just looking
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: like Frankenstein. Now you want to talk shit each other.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: He roasted the fuck out of me. I couldn't even
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: be mad more after that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you found a sufficient artist.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel good about it. They look good, they're
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: they're still like they gotta get darker, like the skin
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: look kils off.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: They get lighter and then they get be careful.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: So with these in the beauty industry, these people like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you said, will cancel apartments. They don't be having a license,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: they be on bullshit. So just be careful, y'all. Just yeah,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you just do your research with your doctors too. And
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: it's crazy because you really don't want to bad mouth nobody,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: but you should have bad mouthed her. I don't care.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I'm all supporting black business and stuff like that.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: But ma'am no, I'm sure she had her appropriate life.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: But bitch, why the fuck am.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I already have sensitive skin?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: You don't know that. But still, it's just like, why
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: would you have us drinking before the appointment? Yeah, they
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: looked real good. How much were they they were like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: so the initial appointment it was like around five or
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: six one hundred, and it was like five hundred, I
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: want to say, and then to return it's like two
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: or three something like that. But yeah, and there's this
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: other girl. She she charged a g though out in Cally.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: She's Asian. She does really good too. But I like
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: this girl. If y'all end up liking the result, i'mna let.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: You know where I ain't got no money for it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Sounds a good thing.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Words on the rocks. We didn't even introduce our drink
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: through mine yeah, so we just rent it back the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Nashville Knights. It's the watermelon drink. The recipe is on
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: our page. So make sure y'all tap in tequila. I
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: think on the Nashville Nights, I did lemonade and lemon juice.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: We did.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I kind of did like a little margarita this time,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: but you had the watermelon in there.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Green? Shit?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Meant meant we had basil upstairs.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: But I kept that ship in my cup, in my
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: glass and you confrigerated the whole entire time, and I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: kept putting lemonade and tequila and it So tap into
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that recipe. It's in our Oh, it's in my Nashville drop, it's.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: In my Nashville.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Don't get into that. You need to make us some drink,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: like three different drinks one night so we can do
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: that one trend, that one reel where they'd be like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do it next episode. Please remind me we
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: got to get here on time.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, they was a scissoring Yeah, but.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What no wada forever the Anime one or or the
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: freaked Out one, freaked Out one, I don't know. I
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: don't know where this one girl, like, that's cute. I
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: think the freaked out one would be cute on this
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: white couch. You gotta do the one where they put
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the drink on the ass. Oh you said a cup
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Bo's fact considered cup on that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I need y'all help with the words on the rocks.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: When we was in Nashville, all right, the me and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: in Nashville were so hospitable, like that Southern hospitality was amazing.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: We was like, I can't even call y'all niggas, like
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: y'all are real men, like y'all are real gentleman. But whatever,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: For whatever reason, they kept saying, I see moron, and
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: so Google says, it's a figure of speech that deliberately
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: pairs two contradictorary. I say that word right, contradictorary, contradictory
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: or imposing words right next to each other. And so
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: all of them had these crazy nicknames that just didn't
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: make no sense. I don't even remember what the last guy,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: but I do because his name this thing he's gonna
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: tell us his name was Poe. And then he was like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: but I'll go buy money. I'm like, oh money. They
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: don't even go to get like it's a little oxymoronic,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, you're a smart nigger. This was
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the second person that said it to us that night,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and it is the first read.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: What did he say? His name is his name?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Red Eye's one of them, one of them. But he
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: said something he read but his favorite color blue and
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: he cripp He was like, it's the oxymoron.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, we.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Heard one night that's gonna be words on.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: The rocks, okay, and then words from the block.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is Indianapolis and inspired out the Gate,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: which basically means like all right, bed or okay, use
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: it in a sentence, good baby, who hood baby?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Me mm hmm, I'm saying out the gate.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Called her a hood baby.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I was about to say you, she said, who's the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: hood baby. I was about to be like, not us,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: we from out north.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: But a lot of the mombou out north be.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Some of the main ones saying it because the people
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: out of north be trying so hard to be hood
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: that they gotta overly talk and say out the.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Gate they.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Say something so messy.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna leave it alone.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the north side, the north side, what
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: do you mean the North what it used to be
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: a little run down now it's man all, y'all came
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: from nice, two parent homes, y'all, that's not true. If
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that's the case, we can say the same thing about
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: them far east side niggas then warring in them up
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: and house, like, let's not out the mud, out the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: it's out the mud, y'all.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Let's not do this device to talk man divisive?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: What's that words on the rocks, dividing each other?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: All one city, stop the violence whatever.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: We in the middle. We are in the era of
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: diaspora wars, gender wars. This is like the whole like
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: black people, for instance, all the different versions of black people.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It's like black is a diaspora.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Like we've got so many different We've got Black Latinos,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: we've got Africans, we've got Black Americans. But they make
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you year us.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I wasn't worried about including nobody and nothing. Supremacy.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving, We're moving down the.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Studies. At her school moment, all they see.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Keep it keep it cute, keep it cute.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It's the summertime.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: And Trump. We talked about this last last week, but
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: not on the episode these moms.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: With these big old fat booties taking their kids to
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: the parks.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: What is the proper attire for a woman at a
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: family pool? Just at least attempt some coverage, like don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: have the because you know a lot of the bikinis
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: now that they sell, they're like pretty cheeky, Like don't
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: have no throne, no g stream, no super cheeky as
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: bathing suit on at the water park or the family pool.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Stay that for the beata or say that vacation or
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: when yo, when a nigga fly you out to Miami
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to get cracked, slaving for that. Don't fool me out
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: to Miami to get cracked. And we went to a
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: pool and it was kids there and I had this
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: thronge on. So what see, that's why when we go
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: on vacation.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It's over.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: It's adult. Everybody's start subscribing to Patreon right now, if
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: you're not already, it's about to be five twenty somewhere
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: in the motherfucking traffics.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't ready.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: They happen.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Birthday to the twins. I cannot wait our birthday.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Shout out to our sponsor.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Young Mauk.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: We got the best producer in the industry. He sponsored
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: our trip for the girl's birthdays, and I mean, like yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: because no job. He said he had to go be
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: a mel jigglow for a week to sponsor our trip.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: He don't even want to turn it accepted. So spirit
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: ain't flying out no more. So if it wasn't for milk,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to make the trip. So I
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: just want to say thank you motion Malk. You are
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: my favorite vate favorites.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Whyan, Yeah, you are appreciated.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: There you go. He didn't want to turn and look
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: at us. Where has been at ship? Molk my son
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: was singing that song. I said, Lord, spend that ship, Son,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: spend that ship. But we didn't say shout out to
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: all the Geminis. Happy belated birthdays. And jeff my Son's
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: birthday is this weekend. I hope that he gets taller
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and he goes to the NBA and be like you
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: so he can buy me a nice house and a
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: nice car. Let's start training me now, he said, I
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: need to give him some pills or stretch him or
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: do something with the little boy. Let's get to doing it,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: because his father he'll hit his little bro his daddy
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: this big, I'm this big.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: He might get to me a mouth height mouth the.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Height of his daddy.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I'm told him about not your.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Daddy, his daddy. I'll tell your milk. Yeah, you might
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: be telling daddy. You know what they say about the
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: body count. You know, you gotta take an entry or
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: two while right, really five eight? Is he he's taller?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Don't do no, no, but it's like he's tall when
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you get when you stand next to mouth, though, he's
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: taller than what he gets. Like one time I stood
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: up next to him, I'm like, oh, you're taller.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Than I thought you were.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You know what, It's so funny. He came like, damn
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: you look you're taller than you look.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, is he not taller than me?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know them compact nigga, you'd be like, okay,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you cozy compact niggas is crazy. As long as you
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: got a head on me and I'm taller, you're still
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: taller than me. And heels. That's the biggest thing. Just
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: be taller than me, heels like the same height, not
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the same.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Height, taller at least a couple of inches taller.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: So that means they need to be a little over
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: six feet, No girl five three and I wear eight inch.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: He'lls getting.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Platforms and kitting heels. Drop the video milk.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Five three and five five, brown eyes, real thick in
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: the thigh, that's me.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've seen this. Y'all know how you be
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: talking about niggas? Ain't me in and Dad, I said,
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I just want your reaction to this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: It's about the pisces, y'all.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: What did he get in the car? And do hopefully
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: call the police on He's sitting in the car while
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: she's trying to jack it up in the ring.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: He's not even holding the umbrella.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It's real, keen sh.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You like that?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: You would never do you like that?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Your happy pridelem to him? He paying all the bills?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: May no, I doubt it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: He don't even he know his out there don't even
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: look like.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: And if he paid all the bills, sir, I would
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: hope that he was paying for triple A.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: And he's in her car.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: That's why he don't got a car.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He's in her car. That's why he's doing that. He
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: letting her handle her business with her car. Like nigga,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you already riding in my car. You don't have a car.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: No, be damned if man, that's nigga.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're not even helping.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Hello, I will be if she I don't know if
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: she knows what she's doing or not.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You could just like walk it, walk him through it
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: while as he does it, I'm gonna delegate the task
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: What this is disgusting. You're walking home and this I
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: would have left the car now watch.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: This show and then they judge us like this is
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? Like hello, do I not see what your
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: peers are doing? Like this is? And still it goes
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: back to women holding these niggas accountable. You tend for
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: a nigga not gonna get your ten toes done?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Bar, this is crazy.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: That is so ugly. She needs to get up, girl,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: get up, like girl, get up, and he needs He
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: would be walking home like, man, it's cool.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my other nigga like literally, no for real,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: But then he would be ready to you know, do
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: the you gotta go because I'm calling my old nigga
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: telling to.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Me like, hey, I'm here with this nigga. He's not
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: trying to help me with my tired Can you can
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: you please send somebody or king after the.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Weekend, I had.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Team Wyan Team Wyan, and so I'm not.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Gonna let you say that we got to call the
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: old nigga for that.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Old nigga. I'm not talking about past nigga, like the
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: nigga who always take care of the handle ship. That
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: is so funny. I literally called a nigga I called.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: This was a long time ago, but I just was
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: on some drunk ship one night and I like acted
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: like my was like my was fucked up, and I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: just called my old nigga. He was really going to
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, thank you.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: That's the drunk always.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: That's one thing about it. We always got somebody we
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: can call. I don't couple. You don't even I'm talking
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: about even distance.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: It's it's like people I ain't talked to one years,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: but if it's an urgency or an emergency, I can't.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding everything.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I just made me think I need to see him number.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Just let me just for GP.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I need to see him my new number. But yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'm malk.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Whys Yeah, listen.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Take me through that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: The mattress. Maybe I don't know.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I just said I had a good time.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Why did we get all damn we.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Didn't do that curveball. Take a shot.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: If you were one who most recently got cracked, drink up,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: be Kiki what you've been doing. I ain't been doing
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the fuck ass thing. It's been almost a month for me.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It's been I think I'm out and running.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Malk are you in this? You're in the game mouth
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: last night?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Last night, you guys some morning coochie who who it's
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: gotta be between y'all two. I ain't gonna take that
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: the wrong way because I was cracking this. We kid,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: it wasn't.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: It wasn't dis claimer.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: They gonna clip that up. They're gonna be like, oh
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: my god, Barbie's cracking mouth Malcolus twenty two, y'all.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Take me to jail twenty two, Take me.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: To chill.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm over.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm yeah, yeah, okay, still got her groove back,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: but I was. I wanted to say this during fit check,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I forgot if you could get any team jersey turned
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: into a fire ass jersey dress, which one you're gonna choose?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: The Pacers?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pacers, But if we're going off of colors, I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: think the strictly colors like like a fire, like a
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: fire ass look shout out to the pacers.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I like green, that's pretty.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I love green. I want to throw back Sharlette Jersey cute.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: It's so fire, it's cute.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: So you you made up your mind you on team
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: looking back at it, he has he's your old niggas
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: and it's just you yo, got mouth. Sorry when get
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: clicked up my asses, grass.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be like, this is mister bigs.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: You doing mister bigs because he be, He's gonna leave
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: a voicemail.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That's what they do.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna play it on my on my album and
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I can say that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: He asked, y'all.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: He is intrigued, manx federal.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I don't need you to get my phone cut on
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: your phone.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: But no, the vibes.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: He was older, he acted more mature.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: He wasn't that young.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: He's not that young. He about four years younger than me.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: He young, mature.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I don't do that because you're very choudy. She was
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: very childish in the group chat like why was you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: playing with me like that today?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: What was the reason? I just he hell, y'all, I
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: was just waiting on him to troll.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so it's just me.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Viral Patreon. Oh that was from the.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Universe. They stayed clipping, kicking up, they stayed catching you
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: in action. One on one video, God Tina text me.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: She said, bitch, got you good.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: She was like one on one video where she was like, no, y'all,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I been said this. I did not make this up.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I take some big as ls on the couch, y'all
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: your time still they got a hurt.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's so funny. I'm alright, hoop, let
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: it go. Let okay, but I'm like you, we gotta
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: delete this comment, and she deleted.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: They got you too good. They had her.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: It looks like the cocker was like, all men are black?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: What the fun is his name? No, I gotta see this.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You look like the cockrow chop of men in black
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Ellien when she when he got bro she's look wait
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: when he was just a skin.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Oh that is so funny. I got to see the
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: stand Still A.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Man in Black was a good movie. That was a
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: good ass y'all. You got me fucked up?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Look like right there yet that one she kind of
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: looked like they had her looking like that.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: She was boring the sugar water more more.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Sugar, y'are her fucking bust?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: It was that that's what she I really did. I know,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I looked like that because I already knew what she
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: was talking about. I'm glad, you know. And then back
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: to me just being a girly pop. My favorite thing
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: from shout out to the Knicks. My favorite thing is
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: to the Knicks. Y'all know. I don't care about I mean,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: at least it stayed.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: In the East, I guess.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: But I just liked everybody in the audience. The Fits
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: were going you know, New York's some fly ass people,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: so the Fits were going crazy, that's all. I was
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: looking at Big pers Wife with the tims and ship.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Oh no, they had that ship on like a big
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: pers wife.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Jordan's big car. I'm like big cat Jordan. Yeah, I'm
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: happy for her.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'm definitely happy for her. Anna Taylor was
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: looking fly fire like the Fits. I didn't see Kylie
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: this last game. I didn't see this last game though,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: But baby, the Fits be crazy in the audience.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: New York is a fly ass state.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I was you like, so you just met him, I
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: met him my DM. I met him, my DMS.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: You met in the dam.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: We've been talking and then we just I'm being so missed, Jesus.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't crack and we was we were allegedly we
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: were lying.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't creaking, but imbarrassing. Did you already take the shot?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: You can't take it back piece, man, I'm so sorry.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Earl was like talking about like I don't like me,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like nothing to respond to. And that's that's
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: the thing. That's why I was gonna circle back to.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I had decided, like a few months back, I am
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: not responding to d MS anymore because it's like if
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: it's like a nigga right me or put in some
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: hard eyes and I know him or something, then I
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: might be like thank you, there's no response to or
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: like if somebody or if somebody like say something who
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I know, then I might respond conversationally. But as far
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: as like the men who shoot they shot in the DM,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: not responding to you, I don't know you, Like I'm
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: not responding to you just because like unintentional.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I would do like two's and fuse maybe, But now
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing none of that, because it's just like
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you could like C C T and bitches.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: When you done wrote me. I ain't worried about that.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: It's it's like it's just no, there's it's not intentional
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: at all, Like you just don't like this.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like a nigga could n.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Ten bitches and just see which literally wake up a
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: big cart and that's fine's back no more. I feel verified. Yeah,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: but that was my thing. I was like, I really
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: wanted somebody to like approach me in person, because how
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: do you filter out the dms to say this is
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: a weird. Though he ain't talking about it's hard, but
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the vibes was just there. He waited the ninety days
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: and I guess because it wasn't in person, but I
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: was going somewhere with this, yeah, ninety days, but I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: don't know. I had a point and man I lost it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I had a flashback.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't like nothing new.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I like what I used to. I don't really like that.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying though.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Remember we were saying, you guys were saying that y'all
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: wanted something from out of town. Y'all, y'all, y'all got
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to y'all want to expand out the Midwest. So how
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you gonna meet him? Definitely?
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Probably I sainting a little something out of town, out.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Of town, a little some She on the gas station
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: right now, she's talking about ship. What oh, y'all was like,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: what you give me your number four? If you wasn't gonna.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Y'all, do y'all know that colin niggas a Rabs?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Is like no, no, no, it's like some urban ship.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: One time I called, I said my daughter in front.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Of my daughter and she was like, mommy Arab.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I guess that is there are
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Arabs Like she's like yeah, Like what's an a Rab?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, whoad is that some urban ship to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: be calling them a Rabs?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, but the thing is it's Arabian, I know, but.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Regular people and that don't go with a rap or
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Arable's it a Arab Arab?
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: That's no, Arabian and Arab don't sound the same in
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: the beginning the same thing.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I know that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying, we can say because.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: That's some urban ship.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: If you're saying Arab, you're probably urban. Regular people say Arab.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Damn this show is so un seriously, you know, because
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: what the fuck was that?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: All right? Anyway? Yeah?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, because you don't know that I can't
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: remember and had so many niggas I can't remember their
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: favorite color.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: So everybody on the couch been on dates though recently,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you too. Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: The last person I went on a date with met
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: him in person.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I love this. You you don't know. You don't know
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: nothing more about these niggas you meet in person than
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you mad meaning your dms either exactly. So might as
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: well meet a ma in person at least I know
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you're a vibe already, the vibe. That's the thing. We
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: have been talking like, yeah, I don't even like talking
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: on the phone. We were talking no different, Your situation
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: is different. Is this my man?
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: He gonna see this and run off.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta talk, So you got a man now?
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: No, I ain't no man. Now, Oh my god.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Let me get the pressure applied first and we just
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: we vibing. Charles is still my man as it stands still.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: If Charles pays for me to go to this trip,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Charles is my man. Yeah. So the man, no, I said, grades, grades, and.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be like, yeah, I see the little podcast.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Meet what you need?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You about five hundred charles. I need twenty five charles
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: for you all. Ass. He said you never rode first class.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I wish you would write first class on was like,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: happy birthday, clean y'all get well first class. Then we're
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: all up the stove.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: It we first class.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Y'all can be first class.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: We called in see thirty one now, But that's exactly
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: that's my birthday. It's my birthday. When it's your when
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: your birthday coming up, you could pull all the stops
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: call this my birthday coming up, watch me and take notes.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm frying frying frontiers, these spirits, So y'all
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: have your ass left that home frontier.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I swear they did me like that two years ago
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: on our birthday and I was in Indianapolis.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I was at the crib.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: The thonges is about to be crazy. I'm so excited
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: for this trip.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know is out.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I ain't wear nothing.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: But let's try now to change.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Ental flaws and I.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Might get my titties done down there. If if y'all
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: send enough money, if you go to where I want,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: they never mind, I'll tell you a little bit.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Do y'all research on your doctors in the beauty industry.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, ladies, because they'll put an internal braw
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: on your ship. Give you a lift and wait what country?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Well wait, America?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, America, that is yeah.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I want I want to get them lifted this year
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and then I'm never not having more kids.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: A fuck, no, no, thank you, you.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Got any more? You don't look serious. I'm so for real, y'all.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be pregnant in six months.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I'm we're gonna be on that show.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be like, we're gonna have a baby.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: And pregnancy don't even go to They don't even go together.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: It's ironic.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, but we've been saying I wanted to say
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: shout out to all the other female podcasters. They've been
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: having a lot of other shine from behind the likes
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: is pregnant and she's a boy mom. Okay, she looks
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: so cute, weezy off of a decisions decisions.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: She just got married or engaged, and I'm so happy
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: for her.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: She was like, bro, one of us will be.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I wonder who who y'all think?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Me and my Wayian Okay, all right, yeah, yay, we
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: would you.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I would let you be a bridesmaid at my wedding. Yeah,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I would cry because I was excited that you're invited
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: me on your birthday trip.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Well, she said I could come, and then I was.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Like, let me ride about.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't come out of air and say, Barbie
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: come on our birthday trip.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: She said, can I come on? Let me have my mom.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Talking about our birthday trip to our sister, and I'm like, yeah,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Barbie's coming, she said.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I mean I already knew that. It's only right.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Y'all are like a trio. We are figured out a
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: way for it to just be us three okay babies
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: to cut that.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: What else? What was coming?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: What do you mean because none of your friends could come?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Because gonna be.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Ya, gonna be up.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I treat y'all's friends with a lot of curty.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Cursey and fucking friends. Bitch, we are each other's friends.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Are Barbie got?
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: That's not my fault that your friend got, mauthy, that's
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: not my fault.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Who side? But always talking about she said, she's courteous
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: to my friends. Were on the trip. They're like, yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: we used to fight each other. I was like, y'all
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: used to fight each other? What a happened? Did we
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: say that? Yes? She did because they used to be
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: some friends.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't even.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Know that she did. Yeah, i'mpdaying on a fight when
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: we was one night when we was getting jumped, she
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: was one of the bitches no way, Yes, I was watching.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, bro, the tea was super hot that
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: that trip.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: And then this bitch late the one she was like, yeah,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I said your own nigga's name in my sleeping My
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: nigga drowned me. She was like, but I'm like, this
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: is the thing trying to talk to us, and she's
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: her friend.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Was so invested and I'm like, hold on, hold on.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, hold on, this is some serious shim.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: What now what she jumped in our fight? Yes, when
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: we used to get jumped. This is one thing about it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: We're twins. But I swear bitches always don't like me.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Ten times.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: That's dislike. So anytime we get jumped, like she always,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I'll get jumped by more people. But or or I
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: was just I was just holding my ground. Really well, Kiki,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. But listen, the situation got even
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: weirder because she was like the same girl and she
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: jumped in with y'all later jumped her with.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: The same girl or something. Isn't that how that went?
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Nah, we never jumped her. We never jumped her.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: However she ended up didn't How we ended up being
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: like cordial It is because me and Troup was getting
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: jumped another time and the.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Girl who.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Was jumping us though the reason why your friend jumped in, uh,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: for it was the girl's initial fight. She was the reason.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: But we got jumped like a couple of years later
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: and she jumped in. It was just us too, and
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: it was like five bitches and she jumped in for us.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: How does like crazy?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: For sure? Yeah?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: We all because this is no, it's just that whole.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: They always gonna try you when you like skinning and pretty,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: like when I say we heard so much coming up, like, oh,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: y'all some north.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Side bitches like they will always say that ship.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, my dad's an engineer. What the fuck
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: do that mean? No, my daddy House was gazing him
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: by his motherfucking granddaddy. O, thank you. I will also
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: put this nor ass. That's what you had to point to.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Didyall did y'all say anything about the A, T and
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: T box.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Nah, he ain't asked. I was on there like sisters,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: please don't jump me. He'd be watching our show.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Cause he just came over my house.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, he had seen the girl. You know it was
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: an accident. He don't care.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: You don't care. You not our first friend that can't drive.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Earl.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: You were saying something while we was in the midst
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: of going back and forth with that.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Damn that whole your friend jumped in?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Is that not? Like through me for a loop?
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I ain't even know that.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Ain't that crazy?
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I was just like, oh wow, this is weird, but okay.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: So she's such a nice person and crazy like you could,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: like in girl world, you could fight motherfuckers and you
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: could really get into it with bitches and hate them
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: and and they could really be decent people. Damn, I
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: should have asked her, So, who did you? Who did
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you crack?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: No? Probably me, probably.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: The worst end of this. No no, no, because one
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: time you was beefing with the one girl and I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: got a real big bitch.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: But but we didn't get jumped that time.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: True, I was fighting this one girl one on one
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and her big ass cousin. I'm talking about like a
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: three fifty four hundred pounds Listen, they ain't fight with
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: so walking away over here fighting, Oh ship, I'm over
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: here fighting my the girl that I'm fighting.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: In this big bitch bitch.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: She was, I'm fighting, so this girl must be looking
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: at my friends like, okay, so the friend bro.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: She walked up to Kiki, push your Kiky go flying.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I did not fly anyway.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: She pushed and that's when I was skinny. She like,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: you are something too old man? He said, no, fight,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: what's over? I'm like, bitch, you gott trying to fight.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Me now, y'all.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: We was six of us, gotta fight you. You've weigh
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: three hundred fifty pounds.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: I was already skipping off after taking my dub.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, by y'all yo, because this bitch is good
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: for that ship is she don't give a fuck, like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: she'll leave you to dream. But I didn't know.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you was back there getting bullied. And
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: then Kiky was mad at me.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Afterwards, she was like, you got to fight a regular
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: girls wanted to fight me, y'all. I'm just like bitch
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: folk pretty like.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: That ship to me, I got in a fight because
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: the truck already said this before.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: When my motherfucking foot was broken, this bitch was nowhere
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: to be found.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she just she just beat and I was
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: I was drunk that time.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I would have been like quick something when I'm drunk.
• 59:58
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