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OUTRO: Acting 101 · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw dogging for Simn
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  Speaker 2: every weekday on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Ye man, Jesus, did someone just tell you joke? Magie?
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  Speaker 4: That's my that's my genuine laugh when I'm acting right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you, Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: This is one thing that's really hard to do when
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  Speaker 1: you're acting as doing a genuine laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I do it every day.
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  Speaker 3: You speak, Hey, come on man, crying I'm pretty good
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  Speaker 3: at that.
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  Speaker 2: I can cry, I get but like to laugh. Isn't
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  Speaker 2: it just you breathe out all your life? That's pretty
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  Speaker 2: good you.
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  Speaker 3: Do that, So you do do that to me?
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  Speaker 5: If you say you're so funny man at the end
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  Speaker 5: of it, that's what sells it. Yeah, yeah, laugh so
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  Speaker 5: much as you're so good.
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  Speaker 2: It depends laugh you're a funny if this thing's actually
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  Speaker 2: funny or you need is like a spark to get
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  Speaker 2: roaring flame.
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  Speaker 1: There and another really difficult thing to do when you're
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  Speaker 1: acting as being drunk.
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  Speaker 3: People always overplay.
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  Speaker 5: It, Magison. We've talked about this on this podcast probably
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  Speaker 5: eighteen times. There's drunk people try and pretend you're not drunk. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: so that's drunk actors pretending drunk. Yes, so you got
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  Speaker 5: to You've got to pretend you're not.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite hard.
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  Speaker 3: Another really difficult thing to do is faking arousal.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean faking?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: You know if you're in a love scene, were pretending
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  Speaker 2: you're rived up. I mean, give me, you just lose
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  Speaker 2: yourself in the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Jase, give me your give me your ecstasy face, Kesy
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  Speaker 3: give me your I'm nearly their face.
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  Speaker 2: I can't go from zero to O face like that, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. It takes me a long time.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to do your face.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: What's your O face?
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  Speaker 4: Mogi? Oh God, make sure that I'm locking eyes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's good eating. Yeah. Do you give the warning? Do
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  Speaker 4: you give the warning across the bed?
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  Speaker 3: I give.
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  Speaker 4: You're a girl?
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  Speaker 2: Oh see, he's the one that makes it filthy.
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  Speaker 4: If you notice that that was Jason shows your face.
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  Speaker 1: I said, showers your ecstasy face, not your O face.
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  Speaker 3: What's your own face?
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  Speaker 2: What do they call it on the faces? A confessor? Yeah, face,
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  Speaker 2: O confesssor comface?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? That was from Jurry and Mikey Heavock. Really that yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I go more for that.
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  Speaker 5: No, sin coming out, doesn't it? And then I again
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  Speaker 5: and then I kill up in shame another warning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: trying to go straight to hell for that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of the really funny Steve Coogan
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  Speaker 2: when he's playing Alan Partridge and or you can you
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  Speaker 2: can only hear him making love. I forget the words
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  Speaker 2: that he says. He's like, oh, Susan, you certainly know
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  Speaker 2: your onions. It's like what is that permission board or something?
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  Speaker 2: But I can't remember what he says at the Endne
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  Speaker 2: it's very funny. Y.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I need to find I might have a look
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  Speaker 3: at that tonight. Actually could weekend.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't want to just go for it and surprise. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it was a really good weekend. Caught up with some mates.
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  Speaker 5: Bloody good catch up and it was a good one
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  Speaker 5: actually being at eight I was. I stopped drinking about
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  Speaker 5: seven pm. Oh well I met up with my mates
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  Speaker 5: about two or three.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so.
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  Speaker 5: It's good because they went to a gig, you see,
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  Speaker 5: and you had no choice and then and then my
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  Speaker 5: mate well that it was hag is this they're going
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  Speaker 5: to go to a gig? I get to go to bed,
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  Speaker 5: and then my mate texted me at two thirty in
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  Speaker 5: the morning when the gig was finished, rufus do soul.
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  Speaker 2: So you're coming out man, You're like, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 2: just getting smoked for seven hours by I was.
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  Speaker 5: Asleep obviously, and then this morning I was like, oh man,
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  Speaker 5: that sleep was quick, And my missus said, not as
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  Speaker 5: it quick, not as quick as it would have been
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  Speaker 5: for toddy.
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  Speaker 4: Mate. Yeah. You know when you've had that huge.
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  Speaker 5: Night on Saturday and then you just crawl your way
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  Speaker 5: to bed on Sunday, it's that sleep.
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  Speaker 4: It just happens in a yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, and then your alarm goes off. You've got an
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  Speaker 2: early flight or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: I had. I think he had to go home last night.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah fuck that Yeah, immediately made me feel grateful.
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  Speaker 5: But what a beautiful day it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was madness yesterday. What was today fucking past?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, yeah, mad cra I had all
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  Speaker 1: these fucking plans, but could I do them?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: I could not.
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  Speaker 2: So you make plans and then if you're a duck,
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  Speaker 2: well taking a ship in your lounge.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, that foiled My plans foiled again. But you know,
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  Speaker 3: and you had a big weekend tookzy?
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  Speaker 2: How's that supposed to moan?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just say you were saying you didn't land the
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  Speaker 1: plane till like late Sunday afternoon?
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  Speaker 2: Did I say that?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: World Series of Kiwi Pong was great? We started drinking
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  Speaker 2: at eleven am, which was great. Yeah, competition was finished
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  Speaker 2: by I don't even know that maybe seven eight, not
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  Speaker 2: even that late. To be honest, we minute to a
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  Speaker 2: parb out in our west near our house.
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  Speaker 5: How long does it?
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  Speaker 4: How long is it going to be a pong take?
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  Speaker 2: Oh less than five minutes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh really? Yeah? How many start?
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  Speaker 2: We started at lunchtime twelve to seven To be honest, man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what time it was.
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  Speaker 4: I have done.
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  Speaker 2: The sun was out, the sun was out with the
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  Speaker 2: sun I remember. You know it's weird as I prefer them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't mind it when you were younger.
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  Speaker 2: And also at all. So I'm smoking because everyone else
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  Speaker 2: is smoking. I'm not doing because you know.
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  Speaker 4: That's well, that's how it starts. Can I put it
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  Speaker 4: to you that way? Yeah, that's how it starts. Brother.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Arky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurarchy. Remember the Wracky Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast Johnny who we had in here the other day. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Braf love to smoke, not cigarettes. But you used
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  Speaker 1: to give people shit about smoking cigarettes and now he.
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  Speaker 4: Powers them like a bar that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you did.
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  Speaker 1: He was very He just started having the occasional one
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  Speaker 1: keezy and now he loves them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they get your claws in your man?
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon? I want to be addicted to smoking.
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  Speaker 5: It's as every possibility. I've got a mate, a very
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  Speaker 5: good mate. He started when he was about thirty at
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  Speaker 5: your age, thirty four, thirty three, thirty four he was and.
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  Speaker 4: There was a shocker on the bastards. So how do
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  Speaker 4: you get that late? Well, another started when he was
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  Speaker 4: twenty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I just rip into it now that yeah maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Hey what pub did you go to? Out west?
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  Speaker 2: It's a ship pub to be honest, I don't even
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  Speaker 2: want to name it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there's no good pubs out west, No there
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  Speaker 1: Isn't They suck, they really do.
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  Speaker 3: Thee are the most depressing pubs and the world out wist.
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  Speaker 2: This is this particular pub is the one that we
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  Speaker 2: went to for a really bad comedy show earlier in
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  Speaker 2: the year. So as soon as I walked in. The
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  Speaker 2: stink from that night was still in the air. No vibe,
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  Speaker 2: just just really expensive ship drinks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, not good.
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  Speaker 2: But it was close to home.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: You never end up on the purs close to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then it turns out a glass might have been
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  Speaker 2: smashed on the ground, and then missus took a photo
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  Speaker 2: of it and then sent it to my missus who
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  Speaker 2: was in bed, saying come get your man's he's making
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  Speaker 2: a miss And then my wife called me and was
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming to pick you up and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: why are you going? I want to left home soon
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  Speaker 2: with Isaac. It's like, okay, are you sure you're all good?
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  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, that's no good when people you're hanging
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  Speaker 5: out with a text and your missus because they went
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  Speaker 5: out of the group.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely joking. It was more of a comfy out what
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  Speaker 2: your man's doing.
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  Speaker 1: It used to be a pub and Glennadeen, which was right,
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  Speaker 1: and the sort of throng of shops, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: little I didn't even call it a shopping center.
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  Speaker 2: It's just by the little railway station and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: The railways, the railway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is where there's now a Malaysian restaurant in
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  Speaker 2: that railway station. Yeah, but across the road, across the
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  Speaker 2: road from that, Yeah, and that was the fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Most hemous pub.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that little air is pretty weird.
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  Speaker 1: You get you going there and you gotta mind your
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  Speaker 1: p's and qu'es or you get your head smacked.
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather that pub to the one that I was
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  Speaker 2: at because ours is like a fancy, really expensive burstro
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  Speaker 2: that's just not very vibe out.
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  Speaker 4: It sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like a fucking outdoors in the university.
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  Speaker 3: Man, the duty the pub, the better for me, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I like old fellers with their trains as the radios,
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  Speaker 1: just listening to that and in the hub in the
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  Speaker 1: pub nursing a beer for four hours.
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  Speaker 3: That's my kind of setup, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, puking into the urine because they're chronic alcoholics.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that sort of thing. I mean, that's great.
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  Speaker 5: Ray used to do that down at the Cobb and
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  Speaker 5: Levin down at Hector's. Hector's set off set off the
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  Speaker 5: Cob and he'd turn up there every day there and
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  Speaker 5: ruddy faced Felery was but he get a couple of
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  Speaker 5: beers in him after that he puke, you know, sort
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  Speaker 5: of early sixties. Yeah, and then sort of be pretty
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  Speaker 5: much blind drunk from that point on because there are
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  Speaker 5: a couple of beers alcoholic. When you're shocking alcoholic like that, Wow,
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  Speaker 5: your body gets really good at being an alcoholic.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, funk.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds so fun, man, it just loving. Maybe I
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  Speaker 2: should just do that.
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  Speaker 5: And I just think we remember walking in there because
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  Speaker 5: we'd go and have a beer at lunch at school
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  Speaker 5: and going in there and he was puking up into
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  Speaker 5: the urinol and just going O man, yeah, ten years
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  Speaker 5: how good if this cool mogan ten years time?
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  Speaker 2: And like it's a well documented thing that I've gone
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  Speaker 2: downhill and aging alcohol like addicted dark.
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  Speaker 3: On the mean fold.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just play this audio back to me? It
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  Speaker 2: will scare me straight.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think it'll happen. I probably be like a multi mody.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think it's possible that you get addicted to cigarettes?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just like even right now, if you had cigarettes,
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  Speaker 2: I would say, no, what do you mean? That's how
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  Speaker 2: it starts? How stands You start off on the bestring
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  Speaker 2: having dats, But every time I do it after I
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  Speaker 2: have a dart. It's not like, yeah, that was mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I had a dart. It's about it.
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  Speaker 3: She hate it that you have darts.
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  Speaker 2: Once upon a time, yes, but like as of the
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  Speaker 2: last couple of years, she's really mellowed out. Right, she
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  Speaker 2: just goes you reakul darts.
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  Speaker 5: I think I think that's a better thing because where
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  Speaker 5: my missus goes. You know, you got to give up smoking.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll double down. But she's fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See, if my missus hated it, which I know she
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  Speaker 2: kind of does, but I definitely wouldn't, right, or I'd
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  Speaker 2: massively hide it.
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  Speaker 1: One of the things that actually used to nearly stop
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  Speaker 1: me from smoking, which I have, was that my wife
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  Speaker 1: would come outside and have a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of pathies and I was like, well I shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: This is not cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what am I doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm making here smoke Now.
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  Speaker 2: It was very strong, isn't she It wasn't that you
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  Speaker 2: just want to spend time with it.
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  Speaker 3: He just gave it up like that without a shicken glance.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: She had a baby in it belly.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if I had a baby in my belly, I'd
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  Speaker 1: just go yeah, okay, and some of them pregnated me.
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  Speaker 2: Radio never listen