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Failure 2 Launch Episode 19: What's Your Super Power? · The Failure 2 Launch Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Good evening.
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  Speaker 2: You have reached the Failure to Launch podcast. I am
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  Speaker 2: your host, Ringo Mandingo.
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  Speaker 1: I am your other host, Kenpachi757, holding it down. Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Well met. Good evening. We're starting professionally because that's who
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  Speaker 2: we are. We're changing our identities and we're doing things
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  Speaker 2: differently now.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, me.
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  Speaker 3: Realizing that the blue and white collar world is where
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  Speaker 3: I belong. I wanted to share with you guys in
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  Speaker 3: a professional way what today's episode is about.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, let them know.
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  Speaker 3: So today's episode is going to be about superpowers and.
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  Speaker 3: how we would use them, but also some of the
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  Speaker 3: ways that they're used wrong and the cons that come
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  Speaker 3: with certain powers.
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  Speaker 2: So as you can see, despite our new level of
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  Speaker 2: professionalism and elegance, we're still Blurred's bitch. What's the deal, nigga?
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  Speaker 2: It's your boy, Rinko Mandinko.
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  Speaker 1: It's your party, 757. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Goddamn Failure to Launch Podcast. Nigga, back again.
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  Speaker 2: I know them folks was like, yo, this is about
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  Speaker 2: to be some bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't have made it through
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  Speaker 1: the first 15 seconds. I was like, oh, these niggas different, nigga.
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  Speaker 2: I felt the curse word boiling up while we was
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  Speaker 2: doing that. I was like, I got to say something. Shit. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But the topic was legit, though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was true.
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  Speaker 2: We are doing that topic for real. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I think it's going to be dope.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, too. And the thing about it is
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  Speaker 2: my problem with TV shows, movies, and shit, sometimes the
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  Speaker 2: comics themselves, motherfuckers be having powers, but they don't use
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  Speaker 2: them correctly. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then they don't address the weaknesses, the strengths. They
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  Speaker 2: just not using them right. So we just going to
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  Speaker 2: go through with different powers, rape, Talk about the pros
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  Speaker 2: and cons of each and then discuss how we would
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  Speaker 2: utilize them. And what else?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? The pros and cons and how we
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  Speaker 1: would use them. That's basically it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're going to be on today. Some straight
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  Speaker 2: up blurred shit. I know y'all like it because y'all
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  Speaker 2: tuning in. This is what we talk about, man. It's
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  Speaker 2: what we do. What can Pachi hit us, man? What's
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  Speaker 2: the first part we're going to discuss?
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  Speaker 1: All right, cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a recap from last episode. Let's
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  Speaker 3: just start with super strength. Like the good old super strength.
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  Speaker 2: Good old super strength. That's the one I actually fear
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  Speaker 2: because imagine you get this power and you go to
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  Speaker 2: beat your shit. Now is your meat super strong too?
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  Speaker 1: Well, see, that's the thing. Like, I would... Hope so, right?
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  Speaker 3: Because, like, if you have super strength in your head,
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  Speaker 3: you just assume that you get everything that you.
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  Speaker 1: Assume comes with it.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get durability as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what if you don't? Like, think about Deku.
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  Speaker 2: What if he's a super strong paper mache-ass?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, think about Deku from My Hero Academia. Like,
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  Speaker 3: he had super strength, but, like, this nigga used too
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  Speaker 3: much power, he breaking his bones.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what? That was one of the illest
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  Speaker 2: things about My Hero that I liked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this little body can't handle that shit. You got
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  Speaker 2: to train, bitch. You can't even use this yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, think about how hard you have to hold back. Like,
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  Speaker 3: for every level of strength that you have, that makes
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  Speaker 3: day-to-day shit horrible for you. Like, walking up steps, you know? Like,
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  Speaker 3: you step too hard, you done broke the step, you
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  Speaker 3: done fell through.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So, let's go through. Let's start with the pros, though.
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  Speaker 1: Super strange.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, you can lift more shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You strong. No doors stop you. No doors stop you.
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  Speaker 2: Walls, fuck them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ceilings, fuck it.
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  Speaker 1: Right. You know what I'm saying? You can't escape me. Strength, nigga.
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  Speaker 2: I got it.
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  Speaker 1: What else?
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  Speaker 2: Another pro.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, another pro for super strength is I don't think
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  Speaker 3: that you would have an issue bringing in income. As
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  Speaker 3: far as like, not on some criminal shit, but like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: you have super strength. If you fucking go into boxing,
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  Speaker 3: if you go into fucking wrestling, you go into any
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  Speaker 3: type of martial art, as long as you make contact,
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  Speaker 3: even if you hold back a little bit, because you're
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  Speaker 3: going to have to hide the fact that you have
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  Speaker 3: super strength. But you can always use enough strength to
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  Speaker 3: knock a nigga out. You know what I'm saying? So, like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: there's always... Baseball.
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  Speaker 2: Any sport. Anything that takes physical strength, because if I
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  Speaker 2: really had physical strength, super strength, I would be a
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  Speaker 2: strong man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jim Ross will be like, oh, my God, he's
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  Speaker 2: a monster every time I'm out. Fucking. I'm playing football.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the NFL. I'm in the MLB. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: All at the same time. Damn. All at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yo, if Deion Sanders as a regular man can
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  Speaker 3: play baseball, football, and fucking just be a celebrity, I
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  Speaker 3: can do all the sports.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in every sport, nigga. I'm in FIFA.
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  Speaker 1: FIFA. I'm in all of the games.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting Activision money, EA money. I'm getting all the
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  Speaker 2: money because I'm going to be that. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Shit, even on some just circus shit, just
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  Speaker 2: doing shows. Nigga, go on a world tour and just
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  Speaker 2: be picking people up the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Picking people up, ending shit, ripping phone books, strong nigga shit.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say another pro because, again, we assume
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  Speaker 2: that with the durability of strength, That means your body
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  Speaker 2: is denser. You know what I'm saying? All of that
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  Speaker 2: type of stuff. So you're going to come through with
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  Speaker 2: some type of level of durability. You know what makes
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  Speaker 2: me think about them the most? Like a Luke Cage.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Luke Cage was a regular... I mean, he was a
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  Speaker 2: large man still. But he's still a regular dude. And
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  Speaker 2: he's bulletproof because his skin is so strong. You can't
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  Speaker 2: even penetrate that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Right. So.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but my issue with the cons, right, is, okay,
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  Speaker 3: say you have the ability to power through whatever situation,
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  Speaker 3: but you still are susceptible to damage. So if I
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  Speaker 3: want to punch through this wall, I can do it,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm going to fuck my hand up in the process.
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  Speaker 2: Success on the wall punch, but damn.
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  Speaker 1: Now I got to deal up. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: And super strength does not come with a healing factor.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, nah, nah. It shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Like, a lot of niggas get that added in, but
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  Speaker 3: that's not counted as one of their powers.
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  Speaker 1: But, like, yeah, dead ass. Think about all of the strongmen. Well,
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  Speaker 1: most of them, anyway.
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  Speaker 3: The Hulk has super strength known as the strongest being
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  Speaker 3: there is.
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  Speaker 1: But he has an ill-ass healing factor. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: So he could do all kinds of shit. All his
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  Speaker 2: super strength feats that would destroy him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's good. Think about Kenpachi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Kenpachi finally activates his Bankai. His body can't deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That joint was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I gave
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  Speaker 2: you too much power and your arm snapped.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Juggernaut. Invulnerability. He's brutal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, he can't be hurt, and then when he
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  Speaker 3: gets hurt, he has an ill-ass healing factor.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's... Even Colossus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Super strength, but I have steel skin, or, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or whatever element that he touches that, you know,
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  Speaker 3: that he won't turn to, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's tough. Like, you gotta have that layer of protection.
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  Speaker 2: So the main con is damage to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then things and others.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're going to cook that mouse out of frustration
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  Speaker 2: as the Hulk.
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  Speaker 1: Broken. It's a wrap.
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  Speaker 2: And now you're going to smash that shit to bits, nigga.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, that, the dad skin, maybe the floor. Like, yo, everything.
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  Speaker 2: What Kevin Hart said, boss, I broke another mouse. Take
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  Speaker 2: it off my chick. Just take it off my chick.
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  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that was, that was, so, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But, how will we use it? I'm getting rich. Easy. Like,
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  Speaker 1: that's the, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm playing in every fucking sports league
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  Speaker 2: that exists known to man. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Them niggas have to lock me in some type of
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  Speaker 2: contract to say, yo, you can't go do this other shit.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm going to do that shit and
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  Speaker 2: y'all can't do nothing about it and I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: break their desk. They're going to be like, yo, just
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  Speaker 2: leave them alone, bro. I'm going to be like Gajiro.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to move around like Gajiro Hama.
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  Speaker 1: For real. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it would have
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  Speaker 1: to be that type of timing. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing else. I would just become a tyrant and
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  Speaker 2: God forbid, I do actually have some durability.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Cause I just feel like, yo, for super strength to
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  Speaker 3: be a real, like plausible thing that I would want,
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  Speaker 3: like it has to come with the perks dog. I,
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  Speaker 3: has to come with some sort I don't have to
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  Speaker 3: heal instantaneous but like my strength shouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 3: hurt me you know I'm saying like if I punch
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  Speaker 3: a metal wall, I don't think that me punching it
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  Speaker 3: should explode my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: It should feel like punching through drywall for a regular person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what I would think.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? You only hurt yourself unless
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  Speaker 2: you hit a stud.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the, that's the only way I would want it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Also, do you, so I feel like with super strength, uh,
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  Speaker 3: there are some things that comes with that, like super reflexes. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, yo, if I have super strength, then
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  Speaker 3: that should impact my speed and my reflexes.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: People don't know the Hulk is fast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fast as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: The Hulk is faster than motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, it like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this nigga jumps continents type shit. State to state. Easy.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? One comic I read, that
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  Speaker 2: nigga took a one, two, three, and he jumped from
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  Speaker 2: New York, and then he landed in Montana or some
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  Speaker 2: shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, damn. And I think he said
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  Speaker 2: he miscalculated because he wanted to land somewhere else. And
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  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I kind of went past the
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  Speaker 2: midpoint because he was doing a triple jump to get
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  Speaker 2: to somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. Right. You sleep on this nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's OP. OP. So.
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  Speaker 2: All right super strength so you know what i think
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  Speaker 2: i'm gonna take it the opposite direction okay super intelligence
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  Speaker 2: okay right yep so your intellect your brain you have
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  Speaker 2: full capacity you know how they only say we use
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  Speaker 2: like what eight percent of our brain or some shit
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Or yeah some small ass number.
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  Speaker 2: So you have full capacity of your brain at this
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  Speaker 2: point you know i'm saying um All the way to
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  Speaker 2: the point where you calculate faster than supercomputers. You're beyond calculation.
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  Speaker 2: You can think beyond people. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: You can predict things better. Everything is up. Purity, super intelligence.
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  Speaker 2: Think Reed Richards. Who else? Tony Stark.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of niggas, even Bruce Banner is genius level.
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  Speaker 2: Dr.
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  Speaker 1: Doom is a genius.
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  Speaker 3: The other Hulk, the Asian Hulk dude, Amadeus Cho, I
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  Speaker 3: think that's his name.
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  Speaker 2: The little girl, Penny.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, Penny Parker. Yep, the daughter of Reed Richards is
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  Speaker 3: Sue Storm. I can't remember her name, but she's a genius. Like,
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  Speaker 3: that's her only power. That's her power is being smart.
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  Speaker 2: Shuri, right?
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  Speaker 1: Black Panther.
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  Speaker 2: And the little black girl, she's the new Iron Man.
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  Speaker 2: They said she's the new smartest person in Marvel now.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So that level intellect,
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  Speaker 2: but that's your power though.
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  Speaker 3: So we not going with the, because these people that
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  Speaker 3: we're naming are geniuses.
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  Speaker 2: That's their natural shit. Yeah, no, no. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: like you were a regular nigga, whatever happened to you,
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  Speaker 2: and now you're ultra intelligent.
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  Speaker 3: OK, and the only reason why I was asking that
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  Speaker 3: is because like the whole premise of the movie Lucy
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  Speaker 3: was that they that she took these drugs that allowed
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  Speaker 3: her to use 100 percent of her brain. And then
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  Speaker 3: she was like a multidimensional being at that point. So
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  Speaker 3: like we're not going that far. We're just saying you're smart.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It depends. I don't know. I don't know how the
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  Speaker 2: power goes. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Got you.
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  Speaker 2: We got to weigh the pros and cons on that.
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  Speaker 2: You feel me?
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  Speaker 1: All right. So one con that I can think of
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  Speaker 1: is loneliness.
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  Speaker 3: Like, no one is going to be intelligent enough for
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  Speaker 3: me to take them serious. Like, everyone is going to
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  Speaker 3: be an idiot to me. So that's going to make
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  Speaker 3: me feel alone.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's facts. Because you are going to be like,
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  Speaker 2: nobody is going to be able to keep up. Everything
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  Speaker 2: is going to be a waste of your time. I
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  Speaker 2: think that makes me think about Lady Sage from The Boys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And, like, in order to even feel.
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  Speaker 1: Normal.
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  Speaker 2: She would have to give herself a fucking lobotomy, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And it would heal back over time. But she had
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  Speaker 2: two days of just being a dumbass regular person enjoying
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  Speaker 2: reality TV and chilling. That's sad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, super sad.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? I'm going to say a pro.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say a pro.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to get this money. Easy.
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  Speaker 1: Easy. Like, it's not... It's going to be super easy.
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  Speaker 2: You can literally go into a casino and make all
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  Speaker 2: the probability predictions and come out that bitch rich. The
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  Speaker 2: mafia will probably kill you. But then you can also
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  Speaker 2: do the same shit with the stock market.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: But with you having that level of intelligence... you'll be
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  Speaker 3: able to have contingencies. So, like, you're 20 to 30
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  Speaker 3: steps ahead of everything that could happen. So, like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: you've already thought about the mafia. You've already thought about
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  Speaker 3: the government. You've already thought about anyone that you're about
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  Speaker 3: to jerk.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: So, like, I don't think that outside sources are going
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  Speaker 3: to be a problem for someone that smart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. That's a fact. Because you're going to have
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  Speaker 2: everything covered.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right yep and I think I think Batman is prepared
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  Speaker 2: right imagine Batman with like MODOK's brain right MODOK's whole
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  Speaker 2: shit was so insane that nigga didn't have a body
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  Speaker 2: who designed that character.
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  Speaker 1: Bro I don't know, but that shit was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That nigga look like Krang.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly like Krang. Like, yo.
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  Speaker 2: That shit was nuts.
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  Speaker 3: He was just a big head in a helmet with
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  Speaker 3: arms and legs sticking out of his ears and the
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  Speaker 3: fucking chin.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely nuts, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What was the other man? The other dude, he was
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Banner's rival, but he had like. hyper intelligence his
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  Speaker 2: head was all.
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  Speaker 3: Huge yeah yeah you talking about the leader the leader
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah he's another one.
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  Speaker 2: But his his dome like.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it's fucking insane.
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  Speaker 2: We can't have and then your man on in the
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: invincible his brains is.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Out yeah yeah his brain.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Bolts out of the skull.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: There was no skull left yo it was just brain
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: like that shit was.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Crazy that shit went all down his neck See, that's
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: a con.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: If my intelligence causes my brain to grow to that
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: extent that my head is weird, I'm good.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Or that I just look like a freak of nature. Like, nah. Yeah, nah, pass.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: No thanks, bro. Yeah, so that's a con. But the
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: pro is you're rich, though, for sure. Whether it's engineering, innovation... stealing.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: You're going to do it all at that level where
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: you're never going to get caught and nothing is going
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: to happen to you.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: What else you got? Fucking invulnerable. Nope. Healing. Like Wolverine, Deadpool,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: healing factors.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a pro first. First things first. If
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: it's Wolverine situation, you can't even catch no diseases. Oh,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sliding everything raw.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in there like swimwear. Like, it's crazy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you. I'm like, it don't matter, girl.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It's all good, yo. Last time you had some raw meat. Like, yo,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: let's get it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Right on up. But the con is you outlive all
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: your fucking friends.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: You got to make good friends every lifetime because them
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: niggas is aging like milk. And you're aging like I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: don't know. Something hella slow. Benjamin Button shit.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Shit, I already got a contingency for this. Like, yo,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: as far as the aging and everyone, like, yo, my
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: initial family and friends that I have before I realized,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: oh shit, I'm not like other people.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I'ma ride them out. Like, I'ma ride them out until
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: they die.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: And then after that, every 10 to 15 years, I'm
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: leaving wherever I'm at.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: And it's going to be country.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, if I'm in the U S for that
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: 15 years after all of the people I care about,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: like on a personal level, die now I'm going to
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Japan for 15 years then I'll leave Japan go to
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Europe for 15 years then I'll go to Egypt for
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: 15 years you know what I'm saying like yo by
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the time I circle back to the US it's been
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: 130 years so now nobody knows who I am so
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I can come back and now I start over as
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: a 20 year old or a 25 year old.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Because you never getting old Wolverine was dumb old people
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: That Yeah, he was older than Charles Xavier, Magneto, all
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: of them niggas.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: He, um, he was in every war.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Every one.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: He didn't even get old until the apocalypse kicked in.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? So his healing factor was amazing. Um,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I would, another pro, I think I would help humankind
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: with medical breakthroughs.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't, I think that's a pro with
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: the foreshadowing of a con. And the reason why I
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: say that is I think that if you have good
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: intentions and you want to make mankind better, you know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: you want to find cures for these diseases, get the antibodies,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: you are 100% able to build the antibodies for anything.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: But one wrong nigga find out that you are the
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: key to all things, like, yo, they got you, you're
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: in a tube.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, the government never letting you go, bro.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and it's a wrap, and you won't be
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: able to do shit about it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: They in every orifice.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Forever.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Like, it's not even like you, yeah, like, yo, they
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: cutting your brain open, taking pieces out, letting you healed,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: and going in. Like, now, what I would do is
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: maybe sell my body parts on the black market personally.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Cut off your take well.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Take a kidney out like somebody yeah shit like that
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: yeah like and just grow it back you know i'm
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: saying like i would do shit like that like i
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: would have what kind of surgeon would you need to
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: have to get through your flesh before it healed back
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: immediately Well, see, since your flesh is still flesh and
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: you're not like.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: You're not a super... Yeah, you're not like a Hulk
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: or no shit.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can cut through Wolverine's skin with a butter
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: knife like a regular nigga.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: It just heals. So, like, yo, I would fucking... All you.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Got to do is get some of the clamps, keep
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: the meat closed for a second, get that shit out,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: pop it in.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never thought about nigga. That's kind of devious.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I would be.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Selling your own organs on the black market is wild work,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: but there's a market for that shit.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be filthy rich. You're selling your organs, yo.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Testicles and shit.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, I would hope that I could just do
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: kidneys and shit like that, but I guess if I
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: got to do testicles, I'd do that.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Another con for you.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Because Deadpool and Wolverine, oh, they feel the pain.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, they definitely feel the pain.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Shit ain't free. Them niggas is hurt.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: And all of the anesthetics and all of the shit
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: that you numb yourself with doesn't work on them niggas
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying? So you got to go
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: through it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: The healing process can't possibly feel good.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: No, it can't feel good. It's got to feel... I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: feel like it's got to feel as bad as the pain.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: You feel me? Of having... And the shit that made
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: that thing stick out to me was a Wolverine comic
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: where Wolverine was fighting a group of, like, vampire hunters.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: And one of their steeds, they had, like, a stake
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: that exploded. And they jumped him. Like, they caught Wolverine
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: off guard. And the dude hammered the stake into his chest.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: And he was like, come on now, bub. You know
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: who I am. And then it blew up and blew
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: his whole shit open. So his ribs, you know, of course,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: adamantium and shit. All his shit was exposed. And he
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: was laid out for a second and they was running away.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: And he was like, even though I, he like, he
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: was giving his own little monologue in a yellow box.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: And he was like, even though I can't die, this
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: shit hurts. You know what I'm saying?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: And he was like, and just because of that, I'm
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: going to make this 10 times worse for them. You
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? And I was like, then that's right.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: And I think it did get up with his chest
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: open and hawk them niggas down and kill them. You
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? Yep. So, yeah, I think about that. Like,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I'm good on pain. I'm not good with that. I
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: don't like that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: But see, like, that's the thing, though. You know what
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Like, I feel like pain is only pain when it's new. Like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? Like, yo, me cutting my
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: finger off. that pain is new to me. It's going
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: to be the worst pain I've ever felt. But by
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: the time I get through all 10 of my fingers,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: that pain is different.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: And now I'm kind of used to it. Yeah, my
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: ass though, bro. Yeah, yeah, but I'm just thinking of.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be used to that.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody wants to be used to it. That doesn't
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: mean that you don't get used to it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Like... Yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Like, cause think about how many times Wolverine's been shot, stabbed.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants to get shot and stabbed, but think about it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: He just run into a war scenario with mad bullets
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: going through his body.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Like it's nothing.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Cause he already knows the pain and he was like,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I can deal with the pain.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It's going to heal. So it doesn't matter.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I don't see it. Everybody with a healing factor like
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: that always fights sloppy like that too. Sabretooth fights sloppy.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody. Deadpool fights sloppy. Oh, he's sloppy. He's the worst, actually.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: He'll take his severed leg and then hit a nigga
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: with it on purpose. Yeah. Like, I don't... Yo, I
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: would still be Hitman.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: With my healing factor. I don't want that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: In my head, I feel like there's no reason for
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: me to not... be the illest at dodging if i
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: can practice all scenarios to get nice at dodging like you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Know what like why would we just take the hit
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: on purpose yeah healing fact that and that's always you
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: know that's always been in my top like three of
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: things to have so Definitely weighing those pros and cons
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: out is something else, though.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I really feel like the biggest pro for... No, the
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: biggest con for healing factor is being captured by some
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: government and becoming an immortal test subject. Like, that's the
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: worst thing ever. You can't kill yourself. They're not going
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: to kill you. So you're stuck in this tube.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Like... What was that show on Netflix with the Immortal Knights?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Had the Cherise.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: The Asian shorty in the fucking, in the tomb.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: In the casket. Yes. And she woke up every.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: And she just drowned every day.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, bro. Like, yo, think about that.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: For like a thousand years.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, think about that, yo. Like, you legit drowned.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Wake up. Where the fuck am I? Oh, shit. Drowned.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Wake up. Oh, shit. What the fuck is.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Drowned. I would be so fucking mad, bro. That's why
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: when Shorty got up out there, she was a problem.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: She was crazy. Yeah, she was crazy. She was done,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And see, the other thing that all the
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: powers that we discussed so far, the one thing that
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: niggas don't talk about is mental health.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: You feel me? Because the super strength breaking everything all
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: the time, that could drive you nuts. The healing factor,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: the inability. You're hyper depressed. You kill yourself. Deadass. You
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: do it. You follow through. And then you get up like, fuck.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Right.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Depressed. Like, now you're altered. Like, that state, you got
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: to stay depressed. And then even with the, whatchamacallit?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: The fucking.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: What are we just talking about?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, the hyper-intelligence.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, the hyper-intelligence, yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And being alone because everybody's a fucking dumbass.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Now you're depressed.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: And you're thinking of a fucking super diabolical way to
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: take yourself out. You know what I'm saying? So the
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: mental health aspect is going across all of these powers.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: These heroes be fucked up. And that's why we always
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: be having these tragic-ass beginnings.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Backstories and shit, yep.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Bruh.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I'm going to hit you with this next one.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Let's see what you do with this.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: How will we use it, though?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, my healing factor?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I told you I wouldn't even try to help. You know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: medical kind. If I could. Because, you know, some situations,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: you can't replicate what I'm doing. You can't take my
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: cells and just heal yourself. Like, on some vampire shit.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Like, you take my blood and you're good?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Nah, they don't work like that. I don't think they
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: work like that. But, um, my main thing is, I would, nigga,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I would just outlive everybody on purpose. Yeah. And then
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: change history. Revisionist history. I'd be like, yo, I made Google.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, what? And Amazon. And Microsoft. And Tesla.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And they be like, what? I be like, yeah, man,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: just the illest nigga ever, bro. You wasn't there, man.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Back in 2026, man, it was something to see. But
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: here in 3028, nigga, yeah, I'm trying to tell you, bro.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: It was all me.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who can tell them? Nobody. You're the only one
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: that was there. I think my first.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: like my first lifetime with the people I care about,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I would do the exact same thing.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, like I would have to count it
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, the lifetime when I had the family and
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: the friends that I had before I knew who I was.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: And then everything after that is just in 15 to
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: 20 year intervals that like I would move around and
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: have to.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Hide and figure out.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I would, that first lifetime though, once I realized, I
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: would do the same shit as if I had super
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: strength like yo I would do sports I would do
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: all of that shit like that make as much money
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: as I can you know what I'm saying and then
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I would send the majority of it to like a
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Swiss bank account that's hidden and then when I switch
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: lives I would use that account yep and then I
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: would fucking do it again.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I would just do that eternally. You got that old money. Yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: that ass.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: The goddamn Rockefellers and the Rothschilds and shit.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Then I would get to a point where I have
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: so much money that I can play off of being
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: my own ancestor.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: What's your mans that did that? From the X-Men? Baron, right?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Baron something?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I know who you're talking about.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I don't remember his name.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: No, not Baron. I don't remember his name.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about, though.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. Savage. Oh, Randall Savage. Vandal Savage. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You sure? I feel like he was immortal and he
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: had to hide. He was immortal. What was Randall, though? Randall. Randall. No,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: it's Vandal.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That's Macho Man, nigga.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: No, no. Hold up. Shut up. Shut up. I'm checking
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: right now. Niggas.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: This nigga named Macho Man.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Ooh, yeah. No, it's Vandal. It's Vandal Savage.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Vandal Savage.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Yeah. He was that. That's what he did.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: He was like that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Just immortal as fuck. Just old money. Nigga, you was
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: a caveman. Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: And he came a long way, but he still looked
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: like a Neanderthal in the cartoons.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did. Yeah, yeah, he did. Like, he kept
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that beard and everything. He was like, ain't gonna never
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: shave that shit.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: He's like Encino, man.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: He did? Okay.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. What about yours? Oh, yeah, you
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: told me. You just said it. All right. The next power. Invisibility.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: But with these caveats, you gotta be butt-ass when you
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: use your powers.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Makes sense.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: You're not... You're touchable. You know what I'm saying? You
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: can still run into shit. You still apply pressure to things.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Your weight still counts. The only thing that changes is
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: the ability to see you physically.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: That's all. You still feel temperature and all that.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: What do you do?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Pros and cons.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Well, clear con is, like, you can't really....
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Maximize your ability to be invisible in any type of precipitation.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Like you, you can't like brain still going to hit you.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: So that's giving you a whole outline. Snow fucking extreme cold.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: But as cold.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: You can't be, but be, if you, if it's fucking
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: 10 degrees outside, like get the fuck out of here. Um,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I wouldn't really want that power, yo.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's a power that I would choose.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Even Translucent from the boys had the fucking... internal like
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: the super hard outer shell that no one could get
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: through but his insides was regular human shit so like
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: that's lame dog like get knocked out one time and
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: nigga put bombs in your asshole like what Yeah, that's
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: how they kill it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: The world is a sick-ass show. We got to talk
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: about that shit on the pod one day, too. That's
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: a good-ass, sick-ass show, man.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: From a good-ass, sick-ass comic from the 80s. That's a
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: crazy part. Look how long it takes niggas to make it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: 40 years and shit. Anyway, I just need to hit
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: him there.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Pro.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Perv out. Just perv out, bro. You can stand in
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: the ladies' room. You can stand in the ladies' locker room.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: whatever your preference is, you could be in those places,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: but as.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: You can't be in the shower. You can't be in
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the shower, though. Like, you can't be, like... Nah, nigga,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: steam is still precipitation, nigga.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: There's nobody looking at that, bro. If you in the
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: shower and niggas is washing, I stand up on the
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: toilet and I'm looking over the curtain, you don't know
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I'm there. Just be in it. leaving them like this
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: nut everywhere what is this that's the only pro i
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: got okay yeah and slipping out of situations yeah like
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: like let's say i get arrested oh i'm taking off
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: everything oh yeah yo the inmate escape was nothing but
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: closed and all the gates and shit is open and
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: i'm just walking past walking past it's like get out
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: of there Now.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: With this invisibility, does it hide your heat signature? Like,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: if someone's using, like, okay, so, okay.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, heat, x-ray, any type of vision, you are just
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: invisible to, for real.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, you just, okay, I got you. Yeah, so, yeah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, that'll work. That'll work.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: You had niggas walking in every room like, yo, I'm
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: gonna find you. I'm gonna get this nigga.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: And then the other pro would be pranks. Oh, I'm
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: taking punks, nigga. I'm taking it to the next level,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: because haunting people, fucking with people, like, grabbing ass and
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: getting niggas slapped. Like, I'm doing all of it.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's my steez, nigga. I'm fucking just going, what
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: they just be like, you know what? Yo, nigga, drive
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: me to the mall, yo. Like, I'll be in the car,
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: get out, just be like, bam, bam, smacking titties.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Like, yo.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: What in the hell is wrong with, like, yo, I
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: didn't do nothing. Spat. And I'm just out there. They'll
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: hear me laughing like, yo, somebody's weak.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck is laughing like that? Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that would be that, man. And then the last,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: the con for me would be if you lose your concentration,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: because I'm certain to activate the power, like, it ain't
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: fucking Shazam or no shit.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Where you just, like, say a word.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Like, if there's any type of concentration to it, If
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: something breaks that, now you're assed out.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Literally. Somewhere.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You in that same mall we were just talking about.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? And you like, oh, shit.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Trying to get back invisible. You concentrating hard and shit. Nah, bro.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yo, I honestly think that's how that works, yo. Like,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: dead ass. Like, yo, you gotta concentrate and shit.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Unacceptable. So, yeah, man. So that's invisibility in a nutshell
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: for me. Not a power I would want. You know
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? So, yep, niggas. It's Gucci on that one.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Scandalous.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: We so scandalous. She so scandalous. Y'all didn't know a
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: nigga could sing, kid.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Listen, y'all think it's.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: A game?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, while I'm invisible, I'm definitely using this voice all day.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I'll be talking to people.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Like, this is Satan.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Do as I command or die. So, you know, if
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: I had invisibility, this is what I would be doing. Like,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: that was in person.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yo, you. Hey, what's up, big dog?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: You feel me? Like, if I had invisibility, I'm using
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: that voice.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yo, that shit would be scary, yo.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Like, you.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: You need to go get shot, because, like, yo, I'm
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: emptying the clip wherever I'm at, and I'm hearing that shit, yo, so.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: But... Yeah. Yes.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Visibility has never even been in my top ten, to
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: be honest, so.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Get on that power.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people live and die by that shit.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, why, though?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Harry Potter had the best shit, the little blanket thing.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, if.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Like, see, that makes sense, yo. Like, I just feel
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: like you could be fully clothed.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Right, and still hide out a little bit.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: So, like, you could have that shit in your fucking
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: book bag or whatever, your knapsack, and go somewhere and
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: just throw that shit over yourself and espionage. Like, yo,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: you fucking got that shit. But, yeah, I would try
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: to use that shit for.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I would try to use it for spy shit, though. Oh, yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: The greatest CIA operative of all time, nigga.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fact. Nigga, you be honest. You be
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: thinking about shit that I'm like, damn. A nigga want
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: to sell his own organs and heal them back. I
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: didn't even think of spying, like, duh. Clearly, I'm in
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the room. I'm listening to all of this shit. I
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: got the nuclear launch codes, nigga, because I was in
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: the room with the president, chilling.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's really the only application for that
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: power is espionage or somebody, a spy somewhere, you know
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Other than that, though, it's lame. It's fun.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I figure we might as well go back to this one.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: It's going to come up. Everybody says they want it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Super speed. Like, I think this is another one that
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want because like no variation of super speed
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Outweighs what I would get with super strength. You know
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, if, if you're looking for reflexes and like speed,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: like if you super strong, you can run super fast.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: So like, it don't really matter. You know what I'm saying?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: But if you want to flash easy.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: And almost one.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Almost like he's fast enough to be a problem. Like, yo, he's,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: but the main cons for that, then I see is,
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: the world, like, nothing that you buy in any store
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: is built for that. So, like, if you don't know
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: some genius-level niggas, like, yo, like.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Black material space suit that doesn't burn up.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And friction, like, yo, think about how, like, think about
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: how fast a nigga's legs is rubbing together.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fast.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, yeah, like, you
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: might catch on fire.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Like, yo.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Like, dead ass.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: You're wearing sneakers out.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Every time you get sneakers, it's cooked.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Every time.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It don't even matter. Like, yo, you can run from
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: here to your corner store, dog. Like, if you running
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: super speed, it's done. Those shoes is done.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: And then they go off of that. Shit. We don't
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: know if that shit going to come with some durability.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: So even if you do it barefoot, you might run
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: your shit down the nubs.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: If it doesn't, because I don't think the super speed
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: necessarily has to come with durability.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm about to say. You just a fast nigga.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, yo, if you have super speed.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: The fact that you can fuck yourself up is the
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: reason why you don't go faster than whatever your limit
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: is right now.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Right. You know what I'm saying?
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I think that, like, The Flash, Barry Allen, Wally West,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: all of those guys, like, yo.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: But they was already hyper smart, too.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: And they were able to create the nonfiction friction suits
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Right. Not that old.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Flash, though, with that stupid-ass metal hat.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jade Garrett or Wade Garrett, I think. What's his name? Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: That suit is horrible. I hate that flash, bro. Every
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: time they do all of the flashes and his ass
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: be in the front because he the oldest, it be
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: pissing me off.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: You know what I always wonder? How does he keep
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: that metal ass round ass hat on his head?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: There's no strap. Yo, and then, like, you ever tried
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: to run with a fitted on or a snapback on? Like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you need the wind to just catch that shit and
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: flip that shit off your head?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Bro, I hate that. I hate that character, bro. I
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: hate that character design so much. I always have, yo.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: All my life.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: They always got to make a weird old version of
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: the new guys. Like, you seen the old Green Lantern
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: nigga that got the cape and all that shit?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Like, yo. Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Like, all of these niggas, yo. Like, all of the
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: old school golden era characters.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a pro and con for super speed.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Of course, pro. I'm never late for shit.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Fact. Ever.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I got to be there at 830. I left at 829.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I'm there. What's good?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: With time to spare.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I might be smoking. I might smell like outside. And
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I might have caused a fucking tornado when I... But
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I'm here. That's the thing. Con, though. Pause. I didn't
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: mean to say that's like another word, but Konzo is... Alright.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: No one ever talks about inertia.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Inertia is a property of matter, right? So when you
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: start moving at that hyper speed, nigga, you ain't stopping easy.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You can't stop. So if you running at Mach 10...
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: your brakes is going to have to kick in 100,000
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: miles back to stop. So, you know, the Flash, we
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: stop it on a dime. But he got the speed
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: force and a bunch of speed-resistant shit on.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: You're dead. You're going to run into a wall. I
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: always said to me, personally, if I ever had to
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: fight the Flash, I'm going to trip this nigga. That's
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: the worst thing you can do. Because he's going to fly.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: He's not going to stop. He's going to stop when
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: he hits some shit. And at that speed, he's going
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: to go through a lot of shit.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's going to, even if you're in the
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: wide open, nigga, you could be in a desert, dog. Like,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: this nigga is going for.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Miles and miles and miles, dog. Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: He might fly off the earth the whole time. Depending
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: on his angle and trajectory, he might fly off the earth.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: That's a problem.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: So niggas don't never talk about that. Like, why can't
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: these super speed niggas just stop like that? That don't
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: make sense.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: And then you have to kind of ask yourselves, because,
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: you know, like, the Flash was originally built off of
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: super speed. But then they started giving him all of
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: these other powers that, sure, I'm not going to argue
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: too hard. Like, yo, this thing can wiggle his molecules
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: apart so he can run through mountains.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: So fast. that his molecules allow him to pass through other.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Molecules like that's crazy what like so so why didn't
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: the first time this nigga tried that shit his molecules
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: didn't just disperse like you.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Feel me like he is a racist self manji but
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: even though i do love the way reverse flash uses
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: that bitch when he gets his hand Oh, that shit,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: that's gangster, nigga. Like, oh, I love that move. Like,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: that's a great use of the power.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Other shit that Flash do. Running back into time.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, Superman flew around the Earth and turned time back.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: He did. He did.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Come on, bro. Like, shut up.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Right. Shut up.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: In the Injustice game, Injustice 2, Flash's super move is
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: he would fly off the screen that he will come
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: back grab you take you slam you on a T-Rex
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: grab you run you back you know what I'm saying
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: he's taking you all through time slamming you in all
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: these different places and I'm like nah nah nah nah
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: nah with it bro I'm not with that.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I just don't know if that all comes with super
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: speed dude.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: You feel me they added stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flash
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: had a healing factor.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: He has to have.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: They said his metabolism was mad high, so he had
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: to eat crazy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck does he heal? Well, maybe everything just
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: accelerated with.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: The speed force.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: So I accept that, actually. I don't hate on you,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: but I'll take it back.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I accept his healing based on them constantly saying his
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: calorie intake has to be so high because of his sales.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, that's fine.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: They're constantly producing and shit. So why is he big
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: as a bitch?
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Who can afford that? Who can afford 100,000 calories? I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: stealing all the food.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Running right into the grocery store and running right out
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: of that shit.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. You'll never catch me. Yeah, you're right.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm never going to be honest again. I'm stealing everything.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think any of these powers, like, because even
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: me selling my body parts with the healing factor, like, yo,
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I'm doing it dirty. Like, yo, I'm doing it dirty.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think I would be a good guy with
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: any powers. I don't think I could. I think I
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: would do random good shit, but I'm going to never
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: let people confuse that with me.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Being a hero. I'm not a hero, dog.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: At the max, I would be an anti-hero.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I'm doing what I want for me. Oh, saving your
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: life is going to help me? All right, come on.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: That's it. I'm not Superman, bro.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: This ain't my life. I'm not about to... save all
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: you weak ass niggas. This is like all the time,
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: you know, like if you happen to be near me
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: and I feel like it, I'll do it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: But if I don't feel like it, don't hold it
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: against me. Like y'all, it's cool.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Who just had that right? What was I just watching?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: And they had that absolutely right. They said you can't
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: protect the weak. Oh, bang. And the new Batman movie.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Batman cartoon that just dropped. He was like, bro, You
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: made Gotham weak. He said, these people out here running
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: the muck, waiting for you to rescue them. You did
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: that to them. You crippled these people. So now I'm
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: going to cripple you. And then I'm going to make
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Gotham strong. I'm going to make it Gotham what your
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: father wanted it to be. it to be. I was like, oh,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Bane is cooking on this one right here.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Fuck Batman up, too.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Always fucks Batman up until Batman comes back and fuck
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: him up.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Up, bro.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: But that movie sucked, though, because I purchased it on
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Amazon and it's part one, so you literally have to
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: wait So they released the part two and then buy
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: that as well.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Did it end with Bane breaking his back? You already know. Yep. Yep.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: So I wonder if they're going to fucking introduce Rodney.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: They did. They did.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Fire.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's he's crazy as fuck, but he's fire. Yeah. Yeah.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Super dope.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I told you, yo, none of these superheroes is good.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That's what Batman is.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Because Batman chose that nigga to be his replacement. So, like, yo,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: and then when that nigga ran amok, he was like, wait.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: He's like, yo, listen, nigga, man, this tying him up
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: and shit, that ain't for me.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Kill him.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: If you want this to stop, we got to kill him.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: And that's not wrong, bro. It's not incorrect.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: At least for 80% of these niggas, like, yo, they
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: got to go. Like, there's some niggas that's redeemable.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: The Joker is never going to rehabilitate.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: No, it's a game to him.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Two-Face, the Penguin, Clayface, none of these niggas are going
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: to rehabilitate, bro.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Two-Face, I would give more of a chance than anybody
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: else because the fucking Harvey Dent side of him is
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: a good guy. The fucking... He's a sheisty prosecutor. I mean,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: he was shiesty, but he was a good guy. He
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: just felt like he needed to do certain things. I
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: don't think that he was, like, super corrupt. There's way
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: more corrupt niggas now.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: This nigga was flipping a coin. He was nuts.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, he was flipping a coin. The coin thing
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: was crazy. But, like, yo, he wasn't evil.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: But niggas lies. Yo ass on trial. This nigga like,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: we gonna flip a coin. No, bitch. This is unacceptable, man.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: He strapped Batman to a giant penny and flipped him.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Yo, but that was Two-Face, nigga. That wasn't... I don't care, bro.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: My man said, if it lands right side down, you're dead.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: He said, but if it lands right side up, it'll
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: break every bone in your body. I said, damn. That's
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: fucked up.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, both options is horrible.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Two-Face, bro. Okay. Yeah, nah. I don't think none of
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Batman villains is redeemable, bro. At the max, Mad Hatter
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: and Calendar, man, nigga. Everybody else got to go. Everybody
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: else got to go. Matter of fact, Calendar, man, he's
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: a serial killer. Put him back.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Mad Hatter is the only redeemable individual because even that
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: nigga with the puppet was nuts.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Well, he was batshit because the puppet is him. He
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: was beating his own ass. Like, yo, this nigga is.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Gotham City was mental illness personified, bro.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yo, Gotham City got the rest of DC's mental health
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: patients sent there.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Batman was a.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Mental health patient.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Nigga was suffering through hella depression from childhood, trying to
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: solve his problems by capturing criminals. And he didn't kill them,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: but he damn sure beat the shit out of them
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: real bad. Nigga, I'm going to break both your arms
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: and legs and tie you up and hang you from
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: this light post. The police will get you. This nigga's
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: life is ruined.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Yo, you guys heard of Spider-Man? I'm not like him.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: He's beating the shit out of everybody. Hitting niggas with cars.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Batman definitely killed niggas. I ain't trying to hit that shit, neither.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: There's no way.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: He did kill some niggas. Yeah, that was some bullshit.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: He didn't drop niggas off the roof. Batman done killed
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: mad niggas, bro.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: What's your next joint shit flight flight yeah like that's
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: another thing like that shit has pretty much all of
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: the same cons as super speed like yo like what
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: you doing you flying and you fucking fly into a
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: plane you fly into a bird or a fucking big
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: bug hit you in the eye like yo like it's
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: crazy You.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Got to put those aviator goggles on when you take flights.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. That shit's not great, yo.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Now, pro is still... I'm still joining every sports league.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Because who knows if I'm flying. I'm dunking from the
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: other foul line.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, nah, that's... That's nobody, but that's.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: How I do it. They be like, yo, he is
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: just jumping over everybody.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yo, he got mad hops.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Think I'm like travel? No, it's not. I'm not dribbling
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: or nothing. I'm in the air.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's facts.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Averaging 100 points a game.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Yo, everybody else on the other side of the court,
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: because you didn't jump from all the.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Way across the court. As soon as you got the ball,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: you going for a dunk.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm a best defender. Steph is shooting. I'm straight up.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Got that. Jumping from where I land from. Dunking. They
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: go like, yo, what the fuck?
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, the government is coming, though.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, they definitely going to test you. They going to
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: definitely dissect you. They be like, nah, ain't no way
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: that's possible.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: There's another con there, because they're going to come and
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: get me for sure.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: A lot of these come to government. Like, yo, even, like,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: all of them. Every single one of them. Like, the
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: only one that I feel like you can hide if
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: you are smart enough is the intelligence one. Like, the
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: rest of them super-strength. Like, yo, eventually someone's going to
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: get curious.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Like, so, I mean, flight has never really been a
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: thing that I've wanted. I would choose most variations of
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: teleportation over flight. Yeah. Because I don't want to have
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: to deal with all of the rigmarole, man. Like, caught
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: on camera flying like cause we like and if you
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: can fly super fast like at some mocks like yo.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: You run into all of the problems yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: You done pushed all your organs into your feet yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Like you run into all of the issues like yo.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: That ain't gonna work that ain't gonna work now if
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: it was some like Neo and the Matrix type of
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: flight where nothing affects you there's no gravity there's no
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: you know no friction no nothing But, nah, not like Superman. Because, again, Superman.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: If you don't have the durability, you can't do none
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: of this shit, to be honest.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Because even then, I was thinking about Neo and them.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, I was thinking about why
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want Superflight and shit just on some random
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: dumb shit.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: And I was like, the Matrix is.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Essentially a cartoon like it's a cartoon world.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Like yo that's these niggas aren't actually doing that it's
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: in their head so yes like there's a reason why.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: They can do all that it's a game genie you're
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: a game genie in the game that's why I said
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: if I was Neo oh I would have been like
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Nixleplick or some shit I would have been a fifth
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: dimensional being doing whatever the fuck I want to do
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Like, fuck flight and all
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: that bullshit. He was on karate. Nigga, fuck that. Nigga, I'm...
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And all y'all niggas is dicks now.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: What? This side of the room is dicks. This side
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: is vagina. Come together, guys. What?
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Like, I would be insane in the Matrix. That's my
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: thoughts anyway.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, there's no
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: reason to not be that.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to throw this is a curveball
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: at you right here.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Like I said, flight, I think it's covered because it's
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: super speed shit. But I had to literally Google up
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: this one. Technokinesis.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: That's the ability to control electronics and shit, right?
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: And machines and shit, yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, machines and shit. Yeah. I mean.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: In this day and age, right now?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's... It's kind of broken. That is a... That's
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: a really broken ability, uh.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Especially with AI taking over and everything like that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Like all of the AI programs being launched.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Anything wrong you do on the AI now.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Disability.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So pros again, I'm rich. I'm walking right up
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: to the ATM. I'm stopping the camera and I'm, I'm,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I'm pulling out the money.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Well, like you wouldn't even have to stop the, you
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: wouldn't even have to stop the cat.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to make this power way too OP
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: because I feel like we had a, this is, I
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: didn't think about disability. Like, so the, the reason why
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: this is almost unstoppable.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Now is because of AI.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: You can go rob an ATM, put someone else's face
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: on your body. Like no camera in the world can
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: catch your real face. So no one knows what you
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: look like. So you can go to the police station
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: and just hang out. You know what I'm saying? Like
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: nobody knows. Like you can do whatever you want. You
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: can transfer whatever money from whatever bank. and put it
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: into an account under someone else's identity that you've already
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: made a passport and ID for with a new face. Like, yo, like,
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: there's no stopping a nigga with a disability.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: There's so much that you can do, bro. And you
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: can do that right at the fucking, your home.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Because you could get, if you on your computer and
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: you use that power to access the internet, you have
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: the world. Because you're not going to be stuck by fireballs.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: In the chokeholds.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't, like, fireballs and shit don't mean nothing
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: to you. You know what I'm saying?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: You talk to all programming. You talk to all.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: You are Enzo from Reboot.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, my God. I miss Reboot.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I'm about to find it and rewatch that bit. That
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: show was so smart. It was beyond us as children.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't appreciate it until I was a teenager. And
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, Megabyte is a virus.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: That show was so dope.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: But yeah, bro. Technokinesis.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I don't got no cons.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's a con, bro.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I don't have any cons, yo.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I'm driving through all the tolls for free. I'm driving
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: any vehicle I want. Any vehicle I want. And Nick
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: is like, yo, yo, the Tesla, when I come out
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: the food line, I have my Tesla come pick me up.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Mine too.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: They be like, what? That's a Fred Sanford truck. Oh, yeah,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: but it does that. Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: It's like, yo, like anything, like literally anything that you
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: could dream of, like you can do it.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: And then let shit get, let's say, let's say, let's
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: say I'm at, I'm in the comfort of my own home.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I'm doing what I want to do. I'm transferring funds.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I'm living life. I'm having billionaires purchase me shit that
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: they didn't, they didn't authorize. I'm doing what I want
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: to do with my powers. Let's say niggas find out
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: and they come. You think, you think I'm gonna let that,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. When the police pull up, I'm going
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: to have their cars run them over before they get out.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have the address all wrong.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Yo, you know how many different AI programs I would
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: have just surveilling people searching for me or anything near
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: my address?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: That is so broken.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Like, yo, there's nothing that you can do.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: I can't think of any con outside of a nigga
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: sending me to the 80s or the 60s.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, yo.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Technology was kind of ass.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, in 2026, though, like, yo, you a god. Like,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: you're literally a god at that point.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: That's a dope power. So that's a power with no
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: fucking downside.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: None that I can think of. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you guys can think of any downsides, let
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: me know.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Because I ain't got none.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Put it in the comments. Technokinesis.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Like, shit. That motherfucker didn't... I never had it in my...
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: In anything.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: It might be in my top five now, kid.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: You threw that... You threw that pump fake out. That
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: was fucking good, nigga. Like, I've never even thought of
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: that as a possibility.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to go with my... But this is
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: my number one power in most conversations. And that's the
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: ability to adapt similar to like a Darwin.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Like it's just I just don't see any cons to it, man.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Like you might you might look weird. But, like, yo...
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Depending on what happens, yeah. Yeah. But, like, other than that, like,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: you can't die. Nothing can hurt you. You know?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Like, so, if nothing can hurt you and you can
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: adapt to anything, then you can do anything.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Like, yo, guess what? If niggas want.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: To pay me millions and millions of dollars to go
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve something from
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: the Titanic, I can do it.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Because the pressure at the bottom of the ocean... Yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: You know, you want to see what's really in space. Like, yo,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: that's cool. I can go to space and I can
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: be fine.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I can look around, let y'all know what's going on.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I don't need to breathe.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to gauge exactly how hot the sun is.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I can go to the sun. Like, yo.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: You just want the time.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: You just want the time. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: But yeah, but you right, though. But see, like you said, because... Okay,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: speaking of evolution, we about to get deep in some
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: nerd shit because I just learned this this week. What
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: do you think a hyena is? What family is a
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: hyena in? Like canine, feline?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: No, it's canine. Right.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: You assume that?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought so. It's a cat?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: It's not even a cat.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's the same thing as a wolverine.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: No, that ass. A hyena is literally closer to A
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: meerkat or a ferret or like a badger or, you know.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, a honey badger. Yeah, because a honey badger,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: wolverine are relatives.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: It's in that family of shit. So it's not a dog.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: It's not a cat, right? So we assume it's a dog.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was a dog.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: And that was partly because the Lion King fucked us up.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Lion King made him the bad guy. So you got
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: this super real cat. So, of course, a mangy dog
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: is the enemy, right? Hyenas are not even dogs, bro.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: They are meerkats that evolved over time. They made their
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: bodies tanky. So they used to be able to climb trees.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Niggas couldn't climb the trees no more. So they made
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: their bodies ended up being more tanky. And then the
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: species split. So some of them went a canine route.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And others went the regular
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: meerkat route. But the ones that we see today are
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: the ones that kind of went canine way. But they're
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: not dogs, though. And I'm like, that's insane that they
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: would adapt that way.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wild. But it does make sense because it's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: funny you brought that up because I was watching a
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: bunch of shit about the honey badgers and wolverines and
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: how similar they are and shit like that.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I watched some shit and there was a there's a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: YouTube person that has a zoo and.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: He has he has a hyenas.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yo, they have the same face,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: like their face structure or is the same.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Just I just assumed there was a dog, though. Yeah.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Just because they got kind of like dog feet and whatnot.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: But they got those ratty ass faces because of that.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: And so the thing was, after their evolution, once they
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: got that big, it was like, oh, we don't need
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: the fucking, like... First, it was scavengers. You know what
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Like, vultures. And their body is made... They
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: got the strongest jaws, so these niggas could chew through bone.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And then their body... They're
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: like trash compactors. Like, they can eat that and digest
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: it fine.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: They can eat anything.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: And so, like, their poops be, like, white and dusty
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: because they be eating any old bullshit, right?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Yep. So.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: they was always good but after they got that big
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: it was like oh nigga we can just hunt now
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: let's just go kill some shit we can eat it
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: fresh and so nigga was breaking it down and was
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: saying that lions and hyenas actually rob each other equally
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: on the Serengeti like like it's like a 50-50 split
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  Speaker 2: like the lion killed the gazelle a gang of hyenas
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  Speaker 2: might pull up and snatch it a gang of hyenas
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  Speaker 2: killed a a fucking yeah antelope or whatever an antelope
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  Speaker 2: or something different The lion is like, oh, I need that.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And it depends on who's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: deeper at the time. You know what I'm saying? But
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: the hyenas still win because after the lions eat their
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: shit and they dip, the hyenas pull up and eat
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: the rest. So these niggas never really lose.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: And they don't laugh for real. The laugh is a tick.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: It's a nervous tick. When things is fucked up, that's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: when they.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: And they're not fucking weak. They're scared and they about
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: to fuck you up.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? So I was like, oh,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: that's some interesting-ass shit right there.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: They all ugly and shit.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: They all look mangy, even if they not. Because even the....
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: The fucking channel I follow that has the zoo with
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: the hyenas and shit, they still look like the wild ones. Like,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: their fur is weirdly groomed, and then they have spots
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: some places, but then it's smooth. Other places, yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: And as I was saying, it's mad types, but the
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: spotted hyena is the main one we see, and the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: other one, they call it the rock crusher or the
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: bone crusher hyena. That's the ones with the extra strong jaws. Yeah.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: That's nuts. But anyway, all of that, I say all
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: of that to say, if you on your Darwin shit,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: you're going to be a strange looking nigga, bro. You're
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: going to do some shit and you're going to be like, damn,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: I don't have enough speed to dodge. So then your
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: muscles are going to grow so that you have that speed.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: And then after you do that, it's going to be like, oh, well,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I need this type of skin because I can't resist
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: the heat of my speed. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: You're going to look nuts at the end of the day.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: You're going to be like patchwork orange. You know what
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: I'm saying?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: You're going to look absolutely insane, but you're going to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: be the illest nigga out. What's that one dude from D.C.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: that's like all fucked up, but he's a bunch of shit?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: I know who you're talking about. He was in the
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: new Superman movie, right?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Yes. The one that he could create kryptonite and shit.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: What's his name? What's his name? I can't remember, but
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I know who he is.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: You're going to look nuts like that, though. You're going
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: to have a crystal arm. and an octopus tentacle, and
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: a fucking goddamn... barracuda dick because you need your dick deep.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Everything fucked up. You're going
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: to look like a fucking chimera. Look at this nigga.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: He looks nuts.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, dead ass.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I still choose that any day, yo.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Like, I just can't, man. I can't think of it.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: It's too vain, B.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, yo, because guess what? You adapt to death.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: You adapt to anything. Like, yo, so that knocks out immortality. So, like,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to die of old age because I'm
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: adapting to myself dying.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Like, yo, you know what I'm saying? Like, I just,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I don't see.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: That's some cool-ass, wild-ass shit, though, yo. But what if
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: you can't? So, Khan.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Can you control the adaptability or is it just happening
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: on the fly?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: It just happens on the fly when I need to adapt.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I'm with it. I'm with it. Like I'm with the randomness.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: What if you fall from a high place and your
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: body's like, oh, no, the impact is going to kill us.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: And it grows your ass cheeks mad big. So you
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: survive the fall. Yeah, but that's permanent BBL for a while.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: It only adapts as long as you need it adapted for,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: as far as Darwin's powers go. When he was first introduced,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: there was a whole montage of the ways his powers adapted.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: He tried to kill himself because his mom hated him
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: because of the way he looked. He tried to jump
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: off a building. he became light as a feather, floated
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: down to the ground.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I think I'm broken.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, he went into... The house caught on fire.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: He went into the house. He became fire-resistant. Like, you
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Like, he got absorbed by the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: living island, Krakoa, before it was the island Krakoa for
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: the mutants.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: And he became a substance for... Cyclops' brother. I can't
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: remember that nigga name now. But he was in.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: That nigga body for 50 years just keeping him alive
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: so that he would stay alive. And then Death, Hela
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: from Thor's mythology touched him and he absorbed the abilities
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: of Death so he wouldn't die.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: So now he's Death. Because, like, yo, come on, man.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: He's disgusting. Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: He's disgusting. So outside of looks, there's no downside to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: that either.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Nah, man.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Because you just don't know what the fuck you might
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: be for a second.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, yo, but you know you're going to survive.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: What kind of, like, what kind of What kind of
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: fucking confidence do you have when you know that no
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: matter what scenario, nigga, you are good?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Like, it don't matter, yo.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: You just the illest nigga ever, man. You like fucking
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Maximilian Pegasus with your confidence, nigga.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: That's a one-man army, nigga. That's a one-man army, dog. Like, yo,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: you send him to war. And, like, yo, he the
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: only one that need to be there. Bullets ain't going
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: to hurt him. Tanks aren't going to hurt him. Like, oh,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: you're going to try to stick him with, like, what
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: you going to do to a nigga like Darm?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Damn, bro. Yeah, that one is tough. That one is tough.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to lie to you, bro. Yeah. So, well,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: you can have that. And I'm going to keep techno kinesis.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: And then we just run this shit, bro. You know
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: It's a wrap.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: It's going to come around when you're looking weird, though.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm definitely going to come around while I'm looking weird.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Why? Like you eating box. And then your body, your
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: face becomes efficient. And now you got a slit like this.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: And your whole tongue is going up and down your
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: whole shit. And I'm like, dog, what the fuck? You
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: be like, hold on, man. Just give me a minute.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: I don't need it no more.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Nope let's adapt to danger like let's not adapt on some.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Petty shit again y'all hear this.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Nigga say I got the perfect coochie licking face now.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying that's crazy so out of
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: everything we discussed today what is the top power that
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: you would keep no matter what the pros and the cons.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I can't really pick anything outside of
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: technokinesis and fucking adaptability, man. Everything else is cool, but
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: my power.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: My power covers that, though.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: If I need to be fast, I adapt to the
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: speed I need to be to get away from the danger.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: If I need to be strong, I'll adapt to the
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: point where I'm strong enough to deal with what I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: need to. Or I adapt to a point where I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: can get away from the strength that I can't match.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Like it don't matter. So I don't know. So I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: don't know. I got to pick our top two.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. And I'm too vain. So for me,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: the decision is easy, nigga. Y'all not going to make
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: me weird, bro. So I'm just going to take the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: technokinesis all day. And I'm going to be like the
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: nigga from Watch Dogs. You ever played that shit? Ubisoft game?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Hacking cameras. I'm going to be doing what the fuck
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I want to do, bro. It's going to be so nasty.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: The flat cameras don't know me. Can't see my car.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just doing what I want, bro. I'll be honest.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: If I had to gauge it on fun, I think yours,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: the techno kinesis will be more fun long term. Like
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: mine would be fun if I enjoyed killing and doing dirt.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Because like the only way
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: that I could adapt.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: The only way that I would need to adapt is
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: if I'm in situations where I have to adapt. So
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: either I'm going to be a hero and put myself
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: in danger to save a bunch of people and adapt
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: to save them, which I would do that sometime. I'm
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: not saying that's my full-time job, but I would do
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: it just because why not? You know what I'm saying?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: But I could also see myself... being on some spy shit. Like, yo, like,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: send me or I'm the Baba Yaga, nigga. Like, yo,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: they send me to kill the niggas that they can't touch.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Yo, John Wick is Darwin?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: So, that's a nasty, that's a crazy combination right there.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? You don't even got to
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: hide behind your suit no more. You just blocking the
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: bullets with your skin. Fuck it. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some shit, bro.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: So now we got to ask y'all, man, what would
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: y'all choose? Let us know, man. Let us know down
• 1:15:53
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• 1:15:57
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• 1:15:59
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• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Let us know if we left something out. Let us
• 1:16:03
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• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: engagement is good engagement, y'all.
• 1:16:10
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• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: If we forgot something, we want to talk about it because,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, we can't think of everything, but I feel
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: like we hit most of the points.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Most of the major ones, you know what I'm saying? So, yeah, man,
• 1:16:22
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• 1:16:29
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• 1:16:33
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