Photodermatological Soul Migration/ Why I’m Done Dating Gingers
I went on three dates with a ginger, and after the third one, I realized Eric Cartman wasn't a bigot—he was a prophet.
As a man of science, I couldn't just leave it at a "feeling." I had to dive into the data. In today’s video, I break down my peer-reviewed paper: Photodermatological Soul Migration: How the MC1R Gene Causes Seasonal Affective Disorder and Spontaneous Soul Ejection.
We’re following the science from the MC1R mutation to the basement-goth lifestyle, explaining exactly why your ginger date might be emotionally dating you like a Roomba with better cheekbones. If you’ve ever…
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