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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of
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  Speaker 1: information and Rich has life hacks. My information is as follows.
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  Speaker 1: Washington State, this is such a weird story. Is banning
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  Speaker 1: companies from forcing workers to implant microchips. Yes, the same
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  Speaker 1: kind that used to track your dogs. Are doing it
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  Speaker 1: proactively to prevent it from becoming an issue. And Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's like one of your fears, that kind of stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that, So they put a microchip in your body.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if that has anything to do with I
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  Speaker 2: think Elon Musk just announced that they're like super close
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  Speaker 2: to being able to they have like a micro trip
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  Speaker 2: that they can insert into the brains of completely blind
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  Speaker 2: people and they'll be able to totally see and like
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  Speaker 2: and have like superhuman vision.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I need to know what that is
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  Speaker 3: because I was just talking to my mema the other day.
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  Speaker 3: She was telling me how she went to her eye
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  Speaker 3: doctor and how basically they said she's gonna be blind,
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  Speaker 3: like one way or another. It might happen tomorrow, might
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  Speaker 3: happen in five years. So now she's like planning whole
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  Speaker 3: trip to Egypt to go see the Pyramids because she's
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  Speaker 3: like that's my dying wish, like I want to see
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  Speaker 3: the pyramids before I die. She needs to do it
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  Speaker 3: before she goes blind. And I'm like, if this chip
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  Speaker 3: was here and she could say, no need for the.
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  Speaker 1: Rush, Yeah, you could do that. She could quickly go
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  Speaker 1: this weekend like to Vegas and go to the same
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  Speaker 1: same thing. In fact, the lto is a lot nicer.
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  Speaker 3: But I want to ride camels in Egypt.
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  Speaker 1: And see the pyramid. My wife did Egypt and she
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  Speaker 1: has a picture framed. Uh it's a little girl holding
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  Speaker 1: a basket, and she goes, do you see this picture?
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  Speaker 1: Because I took that when I was on a camel.
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  Speaker 1: I go, I think it should be the way around.
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  Speaker 4: You should take the picture of.
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  Speaker 1: Sheould be on the camel. Then you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: explain the picture, right, don't you have a picture of
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  Speaker 1: you on a camel knows where you are. I know,
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  Speaker 1: that's such a weird thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to get that same picture when I
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  Speaker 3: go to Egypt holding a basket.
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  Speaker 4: Paying for your grandma.
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  Speaker 2: The the neuralink thing is called blind Sight, and they
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  Speaker 2: think it could be starting human trials late this year.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you would qualify for trial.
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  Speaker 1: What Washington state is doing is making it a law
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  Speaker 1: so that when companies come in like that, they can't
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  Speaker 1: make force you to get the micro chip.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well that kind of makes sense because that's
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  Speaker 4: a tech corridor right there, so they probably don't want
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  Speaker 4: to have them start it right and have it been managed.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be forced to stuff. Get it
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  Speaker 2: if not, don't be forced to get it.
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  Speaker 1: More tech stuff because smart classes. I have smart classes painting,
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  Speaker 1: you have smart classes. My dog's actually broke my smart classes.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a new app that alerts you if someone
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  Speaker 1: nearby is wearing smart glasses.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's good. I like that because you don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: But also when it's dark, I had my metaglasses on
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  Speaker 3: during Marty Grass and everyone knew I was recording because
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  Speaker 3: the like.
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  Speaker 1: Marty Gras is different, Marty gar is different. There's eight
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  Speaker 1: thousand people there. But let's say you're in a meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you're let's say you're hooking up with somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You could also now block the light. Yeah yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can do something you want to the average woman, and
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  Speaker 1: let's see if we've got I think the women we
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  Speaker 1: have in here are above average.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're extraordinary.
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  Speaker 1: The average woman spends sixteen hundred dollars a year on wellness.
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  Speaker 1: This includes everything from doctors visits and prescriptions to hygiene
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  Speaker 1: and skin care products.
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  Speaker 4: It seems about right to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I know it's more than that. For Kyle, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you spend that just on a haircut.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, in botux.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not just a haircut, Okay, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's actual hair.
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  Speaker 4: It's actual hair installed, hair installed, Okay, more technology, kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Steak and Shake is giving hourly workers bitcoin and twenty
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  Speaker 1: cents an hour. That's what they're gonna pay him Bitcoin
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  Speaker 1: bonus and a twenty one cents per hour, which is
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  Speaker 1: a good deal if you're in the bitcoin.
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  Speaker 3: I guess no, give me cash.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's what I want.
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  Speaker 2: That's a bonus though, I guess that is what they're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty cool. A travel expert says airlines are gearing up
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  Speaker 1: for record breaking spring break travel season because Americans prioritize
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  Speaker 1: experiences over almost everything else. Right now, spring break bus
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  Speaker 1: probably starts on our show next week, so be ready.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see Oh this I thought it was because this
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  Speaker 1: came up on our show the other day. A plastic
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  Speaker 1: surgeon who has not treated Jim Carrey, says that Jim
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  Speaker 1: Carrey spent about sixty thousand dollars on a major surgical transformation.
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  Speaker 2: That's not Jim.
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  Speaker 1: He got his eyes done, and you got botox and
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  Speaker 1: you got filler, you had different color eyes and stalled.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there is actually a surgery that you can
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  Speaker 2: do that. There's contacts as well, but that I don't
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  Speaker 2: think though.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Jim Carrey looks like how zac Efron
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  Speaker 3: was looking for a while, like it was like super
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  Speaker 3: boxy and weird.
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  Speaker 4: Is salary boxy? That's an interesting way anty. I think
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  Speaker 4: he looks kind of like Val Kilmer. Now he looks
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  Speaker 4: what you got for life hacks Rich.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's been a while since I talked about
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  Speaker 4: the glory of WD forty, but it's back. You get
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  Speaker 4: gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe and it
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  Speaker 4: gets hard and you feel like now you're walking like
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  Speaker 4: you injured your leg in a rodeo. Well, here's a trick.
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  Speaker 4: You get your WD forty, let it sit for ten seconds.
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  Speaker 4: The gum will slide right off instead of sticking like
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  Speaker 4: emotional baggage from twenty seventeen, So wipe the sole with
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  Speaker 4: the paper towel and you're good to go.
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  Speaker 3: Does that work for John Jay's Pooh Shoe?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I have not looked off for the w D
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  Speaker 4: forty in Pooh connection, but he did have his speed
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  Speaker 4: up on his desk and it was really gross. Isn't poo?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't pooh shoe the name of the dragon.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna win this war blo Okay anyway, so w
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  Speaker 4: D forty not just for squeaky hingges. That live hack
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  Speaker 4: can be found at John jay Ridge dot com