Mini Chaos: Friendship Audit💥

Blame it on Mel · Oct 7, 2025 · 29m

Blamers — stay ‘til the end for the extras… that’s where the real tea spills.

This week, I walked into dinner with friends and walked out with “f*** you,” “f*** off,” and a full-blown friendship audit. Boundaries were set, receipts were pulled, and I learned exactly who’s sitting at my table — and who’s not.

But the chaos didn’t stop there. My son’s been raising havoc, my daughter tore her ACL and meniscus, and just like that, her D1 basketball dream of playing as a freshman was gone. Parenting through pain hits different — especially when you’re holding it together for everyone else.

I also…