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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993): This Poem Sucks, But the Romance Doesn't

Beth and Michelle pull a worn, half-forgotten quilt from the top shelf and shake out the dust — because So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) has been sitting up there for thirty years, and it is absolutely still warm and cozy.

Mike Myers plays Charlie Mackenzie, a San Francisco beat poet with a talent for bad poetry, worse timing, and an ironclad gift for self-sabotage. When he falls hard for Harriet the butcher (Nancy Travis), the universe hands him exactly what he's always claimed to want and his brain immediately decides she might be a serial killer. To be fair, she might be.

This is a 90s…

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