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#95 Breakups, Balloon Fights And Bum Wipes · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: There are certain people, Ash, that you don't see for
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: a while and then you see them and you go, shit,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting on, getting on, I'm getting old. They're getting old,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's getting old.
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  Speaker 2: I saw technically, as soon as you're born, you're getting old. True,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to just as soon as you're born,
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  Speaker 2: you're dying. Jeez, there is deep.
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  Speaker 1: I saw Sarah Michelle Geller and what's her husband called?
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  Speaker 1: And they were looking old, like retirement home old. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're still in love, still married. But I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what do with age? I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, good on them, Good on them, Hollywood surviving the.
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  Speaker 3: TUMULTU probably got no other options.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to to adding Dads. I am Mattie Jay
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  Speaker 1: and I'm Ash And this is a podcast that is
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  Speaker 1: all about parenting.
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  Speaker 3: It is the good, the bad, and the relatable.
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  Speaker 1: And if you've come for advice.
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  Speaker 3: Jokes on you. Are you a good I'm fine, joke's
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  Speaker 3: on you.
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  Speaker 1: Chokes on you because we don't give it, Ash, I
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  Speaker 1: do I have to ask you something? Wondering if we
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  Speaker 1: have just a bit of time, a bust sleeve for
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  Speaker 1: a quick little drink. You know we do quick little
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  Speaker 1: beer if you will.
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  Speaker 3: What about a Byron Bay in a bottle?
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  Speaker 2: There he is, It's back, baby, here is cheers, Hey, Talla.
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  Speaker 3: Like a vacation to Byron Bay.
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  Speaker 1: My next trip with the family really very close to
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  Speaker 1: Byron Bay, Tweed Coast.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet Coast. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why I booked it? So I can
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  Speaker 1: go closer to where this bad boy is made?
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  Speaker 3: I see and my parents.
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  Speaker 2: Inspired by Stone and Wood's home on the edge of
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  Speaker 2: the Pacific Ocean, they brew this golden hazy Pacific out
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  Speaker 2: with all those Australia ballei and guess what they've.
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  Speaker 1: Got, Matt Galaxy hops from Tazzy.
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  Speaker 2: That gives its big tropical fruit aromas flavors and of
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  Speaker 2: course it's refreshing taste ash.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they call it Byron Bay in a Bottle Delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, ask for a refreshing Pacific out at your local
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  Speaker 2: bottle shop, pub or bar. And of course I'd love
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  Speaker 2: to thank Stonewood for making this episode possible.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers, my friend, Cheers buddy. All right, what do you
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  Speaker 1: got for me?
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  Speaker 3: The sickness continues. I've been trying to avoid you, not me,
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  Speaker 3: though I've been I'm just maybe I'm gonna carry a pigeon.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, and more so because I speak to
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  Speaker 1: you about four times during the day and a learner,
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  Speaker 1: I actually have to apologize. The last few times you've called,
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  Speaker 1: I've been like, what is it and you're like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just driving. We wrestling hello, And I'm like, if it's business,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk. It's not see you later, so fucking rude. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you just you're cool. I don't want to I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to push you away.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to riff. I want to riff.
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  Speaker 1: That's what this podcast is for.
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  Speaker 2: H I know that you're given all the riff and
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  Speaker 2: there's certain things that I can't bring to the table here.
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  Speaker 1: This is an absolute safe place. You can say anything
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  Speaker 1: here and not me, not a listener, No one is
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  Speaker 1: going to judge you.
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  Speaker 2: You're all going to regret that you don't want to know.
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  Speaker 2: It's deep down I've.
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  Speaker 1: Been pushing you away, but only do that so we
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  Speaker 1: come closer together on the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't like it, so sorry, you stop it immediately.
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  Speaker 2: You have more illnesses, Yes, afternoon, oscar Di a little
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  Speaker 2: spew and I thought, fuck, that's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Foods meant to go in your mouth? Not come out
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, I'm no doctor, I don't know doctor, but that's
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  Speaker 2: not right, April, do you know what it was? He
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  Speaker 2: took himself off to the toilet too to spew up,
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  Speaker 2: which is beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, credit credit too.
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  Speaker 2: But then April still yelled out to me like as
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  Speaker 2: like like I've got to come help.
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  Speaker 3: It's like what am I going to help with?
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  Speaker 1: Not a too man job?
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  Speaker 3: And I want to stay it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh and then again last night, wait, so where
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  Speaker 1: he spewed it in the toilet?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Fine, clean, like a clean snap. Shadow didn't even
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  Speaker 3: have to wipe his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Oscar. That is great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like I don't know what he been.
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  Speaker 3: He'd been at poppers so obviously, and then what's Papa
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  Speaker 3: given him here? Like like, what did you eat a poppers?
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  Speaker 3: He was like, nothing too bad, just Lamington's and copcake?
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  Speaker 3: How many four packets? One point two five lit a
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  Speaker 3: bottle of coke of ice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like Regones, some red cordial in there
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  Speaker 2: somewhere because it was a bit red.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, he was.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, let's hope it's not blood.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's literally flew over blood. And then he he
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  Speaker 3: spewed up again. About nine o'clock a double spewed. This
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  Speaker 3: one was in the bed, his bed. Oh, so wrapped
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  Speaker 3: it up and then he went through onto the yellow
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  Speaker 3: for getting on the sheets. Yeah. I made him wash
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  Speaker 3: him my hand.
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  Speaker 2: This one getting kidding, kidding, kid, child labor is not
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  Speaker 2: a joke. Really funny though, and then we were like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we'll put him in our room. Like, he's not going
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  Speaker 2: in my bed. I was fucking spilled up. So we're like,
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  Speaker 2: we'll try and put his mattress into hour you.
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  Speaker 1: Put him outside.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, this is not a joke. Keep me serious
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  Speaker 2: for once. And then I was like, the mattresses isn't
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  Speaker 2: going to fit in our room?
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you put? You know?
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  Speaker 3: I think you've got one here. One of those fold
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  Speaker 3: out little couches.
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  Speaker 1: Was a foam cout fifteen dollars ones from came.
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  Speaker 2: I just folded that out, put it on the floor
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  Speaker 2: next to it. It's like a full five centimeters of
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  Speaker 2: He slept right through to six o'clock, didn't wake up. Yeah, brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly made it super cozy because he was like,
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  Speaker 3: why can't I come into bed? The dogs up there to.
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  Speaker 1: Get that they're coming for me.
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  Speaker 2: I was nearly going to go, say on the counsel.
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  Speaker 2: I can't get sick. I can't cannot do it anyway.
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  Speaker 3: We're good. But dog, this morning he does want. He
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  Speaker 3: was energetic doing lego. He's great. Wonder what it was.
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  Speaker 2: He must have just eaten too much of something at
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  Speaker 2: Popa's house. I remember I drank too much red Cordial
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  Speaker 2: at my NaN's house once and I spewed up everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: and then afterwards I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm back, how much red corder? Was too much
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  Speaker 1: red Cordial?
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  Speaker 3: None of your business? That's me here?
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  Speaker 1: You going, yeah, good, thank you, very well, very well.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out where I should start my
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  Speaker 1: stories from. Look, I'll i'll tell you what just happened,
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  Speaker 1: what just happened.
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  Speaker 3: You won't tell me over the phone, so I might
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  Speaker 3: as well tell me.
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  Speaker 1: Can you lose that attitude?
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  Speaker 3: Not needed? Okay, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: You know what Marley said this morning, She's like, your mommy,
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  Speaker 1: don't love each other. And I was like, why would
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  Speaker 1: you say that? He's like you guys or you argue
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I was like, oh, go on to us.
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  Speaker 1: So last night I had to send a very awkward email. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and it was one that I've been putting off for
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  Speaker 1: a while.
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  Speaker 3: You're kicking someone out of dance class. Were you on
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  Speaker 3: the same level.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is one of the most as a parent,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things you have to do. I
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  Speaker 1: sent an email last night that I've been putting off
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  Speaker 1: for at least two weeks, and it was an email
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  Speaker 1: to break up with my daycare.
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  Speaker 3: We the same one and Andrew John's goes to.
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  Speaker 1: Well he's gone now, so that's why I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 3: He's gone.
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  Speaker 2: We're all going to the mutiney a why Marley's going
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  Speaker 2: to be school.
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  Speaker 1: So Marley's heading off to Kinny next year. So Marley's
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  Speaker 1: wrapping up there and we are still the daycare that
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  Speaker 1: we used to be at when we lived over in Bronti.
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  Speaker 1: So just it's the long I'm going to justify this.
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  Speaker 1: It's about I worked out the math ash and it's
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  Speaker 1: about about an hour return trip. It takes me so
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  Speaker 1: let me you know, it doesn't It sounds like a lot.
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  Speaker 1: When I say it to Laura, She's like, you're an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't take that long, And I'm like, it does. It's
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. There right, fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 3: There, thirty minutes to get my coffee.
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  Speaker 1: It's it takes me about twenty I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: long it takes you.
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  Speaker 3: People laps up and down Bondo Bee's quick PERV.
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  Speaker 1: Did that once. It takes about twenty minutes to get
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  Speaker 1: them out of the car into daycare, do the drop
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  Speaker 1: off back in the car. If there's no parking, so
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  Speaker 1: you got to like park the cake at a walk.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to do a couple of loops to
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  Speaker 1: try and get a past.
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  Speaker 3: Just check the hazards on these days, bro, Just leave, dude.
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  Speaker 1: They have they know it's opposite to school, and they
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  Speaker 1: have parking inspectors every second day, every second day.
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  Speaker 3: I can't give just a fucking breaks.
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  Speaker 1: Parents are break they are there like it's the amount
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  Speaker 1: of rain.
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  Speaker 3: Drover is getting fines in bundos unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: So you've got to get a park So then by
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  Speaker 1: the time I drive home fifteen minutes, it's been essentially
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  Speaker 1: it's been a day I've been.
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  Speaker 3: That's a day job.
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  Speaker 1: I have to park, I have to pack supplies in
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  Speaker 1: the car. I'm going to be going for at least
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  Speaker 1: by the time I get home, I'm going to pick
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  Speaker 1: the kids back up.
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  Speaker 3: It's a long journey.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nightmare. So I've got them in a daycare
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  Speaker 1: that's down the road from where we currently live. And
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  Speaker 1: also it's where my sister takes her kid. Yes, so
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  Speaker 1: now we can share the drop off.
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  Speaker 2: I know who's going to be doing the drop off
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  Speaker 2: from the begin here on now my sister, especially with
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  Speaker 2: half hours Marley's new.
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  Speaker 3: School from this walking distance. Ah, that's the dream.
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  Speaker 1: It's great.
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  Speaker 3: Where similar conundrum at.
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  Speaker 2: The moment because we were in Warriywood went to two
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  Speaker 2: kindy's at each end of the street.
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  Speaker 3: Right, perfect, Now I'm like a ten minute drive away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw you doing a drop off the other day.
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  Speaker 2: I was like ashs like how far is it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, even to the point last night we're driving home
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes a bit of a late one yesterday, but
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  Speaker 1: Lola will fall asleep in the drive home. It's a nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nightmare. So I've made the decision. It was
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  Speaker 1: a big, big call because I remember last time we
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  Speaker 1: changed that daycare, it was like the change of routine.
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  Speaker 1: It was a nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: New people, new teachers. She's going with the going with
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  Speaker 2: other family.
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  Speaker 1: With my niece and they're the same days as well,
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  Speaker 1: so it's just going to work out perfectly. But then
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  Speaker 1: I so I sent the herem my last night, partly
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  Speaker 1: because my sister was like to Lola, hey, you must
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  Speaker 1: be so excited, like we're going to be on at
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  Speaker 1: the same daycare.
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  Speaker 3: And Lola was like, am I you just sort about
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  Speaker 3: ghosting and stop anymore?
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: They still charge me they got my bank detail.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was much better.
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  Speaker 1: Em I would rather pay the money to avoid the No,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're going to bump into someone from that scoo
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: like telling he works, like, I haven't seen you kid
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  Speaker 2: in a while.
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  Speaker 1: But that was this morning, dude, oh shop. I sent
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  Speaker 1: the email, the break up email last night, being like
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  Speaker 1: just confirming because because Lola was also kind of telling
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  Speaker 1: other people, I was getting parano that she was telling
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  Speaker 1: everyone that she's wrapping up. Yeah, And so then I
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  Speaker 1: was like, well, I've got.
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  Speaker 3: To come in. You've got to come clean, and I've
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: come clean.
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  Speaker 1: And then this morning on drop off, the director who
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  Speaker 1: was lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say you have to say that.
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  Speaker 1: She's really nice.
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  Speaker 3: She was up in Lola's room waiting for she was
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: waiting for you.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, hey, how are you
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  Speaker 1: and she's like good, and I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, got your email last night? She didn't, and she
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: was like looking at me and going what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like are you sweating? Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. It's not you, it's me, And
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: she didn't know what I was talking about. And then
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  Speaker 1: I just was like, we're not coming back, threw the
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  Speaker 1: bag down of it, can't, got in the car and
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  Speaker 1: drove off.
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  Speaker 3: Well how much notice do you have to give it?
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  Speaker 3: I've never quit an Oh yeah, I was went d
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  Speaker 3: something little plenty of notice.
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  Speaker 1: We're not wrapping up until end of December. But it's
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  Speaker 1: weird because since since Lola was like eight months dude,
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  Speaker 1: she's now three, she's been going she's gone it.
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  Speaker 3: They so, why would you do that? I spent more
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  Speaker 3: time with my child? Are you more yeah they have?
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  Speaker 2: Are you more upset from Lola? Or are you like
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: the kindergarten needs my business? No?
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  Speaker 1: They're doing fine. Great, they got like the Waylisters.
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  Speaker 3: What about those people that do family day cares?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 3: That's fucking weird?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: What's that? We're like, oh, well, one person takes twelve kids.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like they rotate, rotate.
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  Speaker 2: So if you've got like five close friends and five
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: moms and dads.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Or dads and dads or mums and moms to be inclused.
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  Speaker 1: Like if that was me, I just put the TV
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  Speaker 1: on for the full day, I.
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  Speaker 3: Would yeah that be mean. I have a big I
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: have a really big you know, mouse, and I'd just
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: be like, get in everyone, we get them all.
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  Speaker 2: I just get a group of treadmills and those like
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  Speaker 2: stickless attached to your head that has a snack on
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  Speaker 2: the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: May be like, ash, how was my son today? And
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, yeah, great day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, great day.
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  Speaker 2: He's clocked up fifteen k's nothing, band aid's.
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  Speaker 1: Been ripped off. I do feel better, but it's emotional.
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  Speaker 1: It's emotional because you know, it's such a big part
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  Speaker 1: of my life.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if Lola's you didn't go there. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like I've been going there every day.
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  Speaker 1: She's had the same teacher, oh, same teacher for like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, almost two and a half years. It's hard
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  Speaker 1: for me, dude, Okay, it's hard for me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: must be. But it's the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: It is few in terms of driving an hour there
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  Speaker 3: and back.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Also, while someone Lola, I don't know. Macy's
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: still in nappies, isn't she?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? She still like she takes hers off, does a
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: we in the party? Now, that's about it.
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  Speaker 1: So she's progressing on her own terms. That does not
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: surprise me.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a dog get my parenting.
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  Speaker 1: That was at Macy. She does what she wants, she does.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't answer to anybody.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Lola is now at a stage I can't even remember
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  Speaker 1: how we taught Marley to wipe her ound bump. We
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: still do like nine percent of the wiping. But Lola
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  Speaker 1: is now like, I'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, this is my responsibility. I've got this.
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  Speaker 1: And she is terrible at wiping her own bump. She'll
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: just she just what she does.
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  Speaker 3: Ash and chicks ship heaps what baby girls like? Yeah? Girls,
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  Speaker 3: Well I got a boy and her girl.
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  Speaker 1: So I know it's because Oscar doesn't eat.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: There is no Macy is that. You know, you've seen
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  Speaker 2: Macy's fecal She ships once a month. It's like things
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  Speaker 2: like fucking leg of a jair. It's fucking huge.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Is listening to this right now, going, that's wrong, there's
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  Speaker 1: no science that or actually, can we look that up? So, jess,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: our producers just said that women have slower bowel movements,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: so they pooh less, so they go.
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  Speaker 3: And hence why they're bigger.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: You said, I don't want to get in this argument.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to stoop to your level.
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  Speaker 2: Stoop on down, baby, Okay, sorry, So Lola's I think
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  Speaker 2: her arms they're too short. You mentioned a dinosaur tronto wipers,
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  Speaker 2: but it's kind of it's like Lola, she can't she
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  Speaker 2: can't quite get like in there, like to wipe her bumb.
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  Speaker 1: So what she does is she just gets heaps of
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: toilet paper, right, just gets shitloads of it. This is
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: how Lola wipes her bumb. She then just like wedges
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: it between her cheeks and then so she's got like
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: hanging out a bum and then she waits here for
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: about thirty seconds. Then she's like and then she pulls
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: it out like it's absorbing it. Yeah yeah, and then
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: puts it in the toilet. If I come in and
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I go, can I just can I just check? She's like,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: what for? I'm good, so you're back. Sometimes if I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: try and take it out of her backside whilst it's
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: there for that thirty second period, She's like.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? Hasn't fully absorbed yet.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not, and I'm trying to. I try to explain
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: to her, Now you've got to got to wipe.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't it's not like a paper towel as
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: just soak your shit into it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: She's got paper towels and taller paper completely fixed up. Yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: easy mistake to make, but she can't. I'm trying to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: want to say to her, just wait till your arms
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: grow a bit longer and then you can wipe your
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: own bum. It's very difficult. I didn't have this problem
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: with Marley.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think, like I think.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I just said to Oscar, if you don't wipe your
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: bum and I've got to do it, then you've got
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: to wipe my bum.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I remember that number worked. So now he's in.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: As far as I know, I don't even check it anymore.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Probably's walking around out there stinging like shit this morning.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what's going on. He still he's
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: doing well, but yeah, it's I don't know what do
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: you do?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Like why I suppose like, well, whenever lolog disappears, she
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: doesn't tell us when she doesn't tell us when she
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: does a ship anymore. So we've got to now try
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: and catch her before she comes and the act. Yeah,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: she comes out, her hands smell like shit. She still
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: her backside smells like shit. And then there's nomally just
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: just shit everywhere.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not looking forward to Macie because Macy she
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: just takes off to the to the party and then
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I like look down the hallway and she's sitting there
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: and she's.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Like, what are you doing?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: So happy, so content, but like not even Sometimes you
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: just bring the potty out and put it in front
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: of the TV and just sit down and just love.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: It's not a seat mate, I've got a situation. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: love that that I would love to run by. It
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: didn't happen to me, It happened to April. Shout out
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to April.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: April is my wife of how many years? Don't know, five? No, six, no? Seven?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, veteran, it's neillly finished. Sorry that's a joke.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry, bub, but that's a couple of jokes.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: She hates that use it and one of them is
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: that where it's like, yeah, marriage is only the last
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: like ten years, like overset me one. The other one
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: is where I'm a divorcee's dream because I've had a
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: sect me.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can understand why she wouldn't like these jokes.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I know, I know, Sorry, Bobe. So this is April situation.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: So every Thursday and Friday at down the local library,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: they do I think called rhyme Time.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I love rhyme Time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I've mentioned it before. It's great. It's a free it's
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: a free initiative by the local council. Usually.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: On this particular day, April went to ram time with Macy.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: She go on her owncause that'd be weird. She went
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: with and Macy had a balloon with her, took the
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: balloo with her. Anyway, They're at time and Macy's placed
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: the balloon down and gone off to do rhyme time
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: and led to coloring in And in the time that
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Macy's gone, a little boy has seen the balloon come
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: over and to inspect said balloon because he's now interested
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: in the balloon.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: That the kids love a balloon? Do love a balloon?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: April's thought, he's playing with this balloon, And the mom
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: was there and like it's just like, yeah, that's fine.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Macy's off doing her own thing, and Ryan time's wrapping up,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: and the mom tries to get the balloon off the
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: little boy, and April goes.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: April looks at Macy, and Macy's still doing her own
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: thing and goes, look, she's sort of forgot that exists.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Now he can have that balloon, he can have it. Yeah,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: so you can have the balloon. Macey's not forgot it
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: even existed. And then.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And then once we've April's made that call, right, Macy
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: come over and she was like, where's where's my balloon?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Her balloons, you know, And she's getting more and more
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: agitated to where the balloon is?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Where the fuck is my balloon. The mom of the
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: other kid has pretended to ignore.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: The cries of Macy and then be lined for the
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: door with the kid and the balloon, so that her
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: kid is not the one having the meltdown. Macy's having
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: a meltdown, and this woman be lined to the door
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: out and gone, I.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Don't blame her. I don't blame her.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: So she has to be right to do that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: She's been given the balloon, has been given the balloon
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't want this yelling kid a real
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: my rimetime, billy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Let's go as an adult and you see a kid,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: especially little girl, about to cry starting to well up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: If you will, I will, then surely you'll be like, look,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: it's fine. Look I know you try to do the
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: right thing for my kid.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: No, she's just being respectful to the wishes of April,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: which was to get of the balloon.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe sarcasm is killing me, give us an honest opinion.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's I don't know the exact
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: wording of how April communicated the giving of the balloon,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I do think, I think. I mean, did she say
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: he can have a play with it, or was she like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: take this balloon and run. No, I think it was like,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: he can have it. He's really interesting.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I don't want him to have her. I mean, she
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: was thinking of the mum, but then the mum was
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: not thinking. The mums weren't on the same page. No,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: she's gone.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: But April said it was so obvious that she saw
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: what was happening with Macy and quickly ushered her son
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: out of there, so that it was him to.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Not get the have the melt did April stop her,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Did she say, hey, give us back the balloon.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: April's like, I didn't know what to do. I honestly
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: didn't know what to do.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: He had to comfort Macy while she had a huge
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: meltdown in a library over this balloon.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: God way to ruin rhyme time.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: But I, as the parent, you've got to like, there's
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: so many times have been at the park and there's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: been something that another kid's you know, it's caught eye of,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: and you're kind of like, I know it's all right,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: like my one's occupied by the swing, but you know that,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: like that balloon belongs to Macy.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, totally.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I would never I would have been like, but I
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: don't know what I've been like if the kid's right
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: in front of you, this poor kid, and he's holding
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: the balloon, we.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Don't know how much that kid likes balloons though, well
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: obviously really like this one a lot.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: It'd be like if I gave you Laura I was.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, it's kind of like a
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Power Ranger situation. There's only one Pink Power Ranger, but
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: there's a Red Power Ranger and all the other boy
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Power Rangers that are different colors. This reminds me of
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: a childhood story where it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Was like the Pink Power Ranger used to actually be
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: a boy, but.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Only it's like the red Power Ranger saying to the
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: blue Power Ranger you can date the pink Power Ranger.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Now, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know where Power Range got. It just reminded
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: me of a story.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: It was like when we were in preschool when we
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: played Power Rangers, there would be one girl that we
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: really liked, and she would be the Pink Power Ranger
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: and we would share her throughout the week.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Not as nothing gross, no, I think, OK.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Look, if you're that parent who's walked out, who's ushered
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: their child out as quickly as they could, that's bad.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: They could have all rectified it together, where it could
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: have been like, hey, Macy, this little boy, is he
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: okay to keep playing with your balloon?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: And she probably would have been like yeah, because she's
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: sweet like.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: That, but not like, oh fuck, let's get out of
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: here quick, grab her by the collar, run out the door.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Literally. Yeah, yeah, I think she drove off.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I think Frank was even there. Frank was there, and
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: when after I think he went after her. No, he
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: went after her, but he's we're talking. He's got a
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: bad hip, so he didn't quite make it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Anyway. I just thought it'd be worth seeing. What you think.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we did, Masie. Did she get another
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: follow up balloon or is she still balloonless?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: We got home and we had to blow up another point.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I think keaven, thank you, but she cried it away apparently,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: poor thing, whole thing. It's a lot to go through
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: it as it's a balloon get out.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's my that's April's shocking behavior.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Shocking behavior by a fellow parents.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: And if she's listening, shame on you.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Shame my god, shame to you and your family and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: your child.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I wish nothing but bad luck for you and your
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: family forever.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Also, I wonder how many balloons she's stolen. Get home
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and she's like to the piles on the news, very good, Hey,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: quick little update on the renno, quick little update on
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the renou And this is just this is me offering
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: advice to anyone else out there who may be barking
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: on a renno themselves.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: It's an awful awful experience. It's like running a marathon.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: During it, you're like, this is fucking hell doing okay,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: people doing renolds.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It's a weird mix between telling people how fucking shit
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: it is and with a subtle brag Yeah right, I'm
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: an experienced renovator. I've done it before. I would never
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: do it again. You're in the mix of it, like, Oh,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: it's a fucking nightmare, isn't it. You should see our
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: bathroom though.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: At the front, or you just be like, oh, it's
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: fucking's the nightmare though, but we got cabinets to go
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: the way to the ceiling.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: There is like there's such a hierarchy thing. It's like
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: being parents. You know, when you speak to a parent
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: who's got each oild that's younger than yours, and you're like, oh,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm more dominant because i've i know, more. Yeah, it's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: like someone who's just starting the reno process where we're
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: like kind of you know, only two months in with
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: someone who's starting, I'm like, oh, like I remember when
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I was that naive even done blamed to you.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, You're like, fuck, why would you you know, like
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: you really test your relationship, but have you seen our
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: kitchen bench.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: What color poli you got? So I made a mistake. Okay,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I made a mistake. Ash, We're getting a new kitchen,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: say it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Must be nice. Yeah, I'm in my fucking seventies kitchen
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: at home. You're like, I'm getting another kitchen. No, we're
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: not getting a new one, another one.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So we're renovating the kitchen, new cabinet, tree, and new
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: new stone.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: You can where's the stone from? Tell Us?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Tell us where the stone? It's from the heartland of Greece.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking name getting stone, but mine's from Greece.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll tell you this really quickly, tell you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: real quickly. There's one type of stone, okay, it's called
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: taj Mahal, right, and it's from Brazil. It's like the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: most common stone, right. And I was thinking to myself,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like wow, I made like the mines must be
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: huge right in Brazil to extract this type of stone
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: that's sold all around the world. It's the most popular
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: stone pretty much, the taj Mahal beautiful stone. And I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: said to the sales rep. I was like, wow, I
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: wonder like when do they know when to stop? Like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you know, because obviously at some point they're going to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: run out. And she goes, Yeah, they have certain quotas
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: on the mines, so you know, once they reached that quota,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the mine shuts down. And I was like, oh, that
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: makes sense. And she goes and they let the stone regenerate.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: They kill all the people that mind it. But I
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: was like again, but I was like, regenerate, like.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Grow, I'm pretty sure it takes thousands of years for stone.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not an archaeologist, but and me and Laura
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: both like do we I don't think that's how it works.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: But we didn't want to be those people. We're not
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: those people that you've caught the salesman in a lie.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to I didn't want to pull her up.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I bought it anyway.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: So Laura and I we've known for ages how much
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: stone we need. You can't get the builder to get
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the stone for you, but then you've got to pay
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the margin on top. So a cheaper way to do
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: it is they tell you how much stone you need,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You buy a slab, a couple of slabs, You go
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the warehouse, you pick your stone. You save fifteen percent markup.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: We you go do this running around, right, but it's
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: just one trip.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I was just one trip.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: One trip that was a plan, and then well the
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: two hundred conversations you get to complain and brag to
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: your friends about this piece of stone.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: So for weeks Laura and I are like, because the warehouse,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: wes get the stone from it's an hour away, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Laura like, fuck down a time this week?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: We it next week to it next right next door
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: to kindy? Is it?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: There is that follow through joke?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you like that?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: So finally on Friday, just gone, Laura and I were like,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: we're going to go. We're going to drive out to
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the warehouse. We know where we're going, we know what
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: we want, we know how many slabs, let's lock it in.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And also the builders like how I really need those slabs?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Changed?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: No, Well, as we're driving out there, drop the kids
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: off of Kindy, you're driving out down. I go to Laura,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, did you like book in with the warehouse?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Like do you have to?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I didn't book in?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Did you book it? I didn't book in.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: So for some people, again who are embarking on renow journey,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: some of these places you need to book in. You
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: can't just rock up. We forgot to book in. We're
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes away. We call them up and they're like,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: we're packed back to back, so we can't fit you in.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine that argument in the car. Oh my god,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: And then the person was loving and they were like, look,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: if you're fifteen minutes away, just just come and if
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: we have like a spare moment, we can quickly show
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: you around. So Laura and I are like yelling at
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: each other in the car.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I know that yelling is.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Continuing as we like walk in and we didn't realize
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: because it's a massive warehouse everything that goes. We opened
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: the door and there's like a reception desk right there,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and Laura and I are like, well, you told me
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: that you've got to book it in.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: The thing is fine, and then they're like welcome. They're probably.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It's weird if you're not arguing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not arguing about it then.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Anyway, it turns out. Ash turns out the stone that
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: we want is no longer available.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It's sold out, and now they're regenerating it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: And they are in the process of moving warehouses, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: they have another warehouse. It's into state. They only do
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: one trip into state deliveries every three months.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, here it is the subtle complain. Kill
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: me hinto bragging that I'm getting a stone for my house?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Kill me so were anyway, it's a fucking nightmare. But
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: it's a beautiful.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It's Italian and in the depths of Rome.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You've got to see the marbling.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: It was under the Vatican directly below it. But it's
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: a fucking nightmare. So very good. So you have to
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: make sure your pain is very enjoying.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I know you're just sitting there fucking ejaculating over yourself. Sorry,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: so we haven't yet got the stone. It's it's turning
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: out to be a little bit of an issue. But
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: don't worry.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Been a nice polish concrete. What's wrong with that? I
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: would rather drink.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: My own piss polish concrete.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: This is right.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna have a kitchen bench top, are you? Anyway?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: That's it off about bragging about stone and marble? Why
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: do you get gold?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Sold out?
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Let's do some lies.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Let's do some lies.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Tell me love, tell me little.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: This is a bit of a strange concept. I tried
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: to rope Oscar in on a line. Okay, would benefit
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: me and him. Yep, So recently took him. I went
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: with another friend and his kid to the last Manly
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: home game.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Did you give him a beer? Did he get drunk?
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: No?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let's not assume that I'm just going to
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: solicit underage drinking.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Oscar is five. The other boys five kids at a
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: four and under are free.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: We're in the car and we both me and the
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: other parent, responsible parent, We say to the kids, all right, kids,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: you are four.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Which is is hard because kids are very proud of
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: their age.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Was like no, no, no, no, no, no me five, me, five,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: me this many. I worked long and hard to get
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: to this age. Coming backwards, I.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Was like, okay, well maybe if you want to see
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: the football, you need to be four.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: But then once we're in the stadium and.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be sick, and I'm like, both boys, yeah, fuck,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: we got fair deal.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: We got there. Anyway. The whole time in line going
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: through the gate, they're like, we're four, wherefore we get in?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Plan we get in?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: They didn't even check we get in. Oscar turns around,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: he goes I'm six, just camp brunnon.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: It's my birthday. But yeah, he was very confused. But
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: that's my life of the week.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Also, I will say to the to the staff working
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: at well, what's the mainly oval the fortress, the fortress,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: keep an eye on Ash smuggling in kids underage.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I just want to spring in my mates.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: He's four, he's four, he's thirty four. Anyway, he's my
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: eldest as.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I've got one here from Zaki. Shout out to Zaki, jacky,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I hope you're well.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: This one is a bit.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: It's like a parenting hackey lie. It's a hackey lie.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: It's a hacky from Zaki. There he is Zaki a child.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: That's a's name. Well, Zachary, isn't it?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: No Zachi?
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I e he says. The Blue Game.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: It's like fifty dollars on PlayStation. Okay, very expensive. Get
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you an outcomic gun, get it out. One of the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: things that I enjoy most about this podcast is watching
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Ash try and hide as best as he can his yawns.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's not that it's boring. I know.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I don't take offense to it at all.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: You should. It's just you can yawn. It's okay, it's
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: a safe place. I don't know where it is anymore.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, So he says the Blue game. It's fifty bucks
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: on PlayStation, very expensive. YouTube has the whole game like
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: as a walk through video, so he puts it on.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: He gives the kids the PlayStation remote, and they think
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: they're playing the game in real life.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Happy kids.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Zero dollars.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do the same thing with Mario Kart. We
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: don't have a Nintendo. I do it with the what
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: do you give him as a controller? Just the place one,
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: isn't it that one?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: But also when Oscar is playing a game on the
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: PlayStation here and there, I give Macey a non plugged
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: in controller and just let her think she's played to.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: The kids are dumb.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I've got a quick one here. This one is from Sammy. Hey, Sammy,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Hey Sammy, how are you Zachi?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Sammy?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Sammy underscore Stephanie. I'm confused this is one or two people?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Or do you have two first names? Can I trust her?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Some twins?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe I tell my daughter if she isn't good, kind
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: or nice? She repeats her birthday, I.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: E you'll turn five again? Can you settle down. That's
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: exactly how I would say to Oscar. That's all I
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: would say.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: You do that again, you'll turn five again.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I think it's good. I think it's great. Thank you, Sammy.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I wonder he's afraid of everything. Bro, Why you talk
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to him?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Don't be like that?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're unaware of how scary you really are.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Am I scary? I can see over there trembling so
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: at times. At times I just starts ago, if you
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: gave five again? The bell? This one is from.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Brim brim Ma Graham definitely a fisherman. Brim Graham got
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: his name wrong. It's never been a good reader from Adelaide.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: On holidays to Queensland, our parents used to tell us
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that we would run out of Queensland dollars. Very good,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: very good, very good.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Kids. Kids are stupid.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: It's very dumb.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: But also sometimes we love him so much.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Sometimes Molly's like I want a horse, and I'm like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: where's your money?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: We can't afford that. She's like, buy it. We can't
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: afford another horse.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: The stone we've been buying great well after.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: We set off all this stone we got from Egypt.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: A couple of questions. My guy here's a question for you. Okay,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: this one was It was on social media, causing quite
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the stir. Quite the stir on social media. Ashwicks I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: love that. The question is, if you're on a flight,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: let's say it's domestic, could be international. As a parent,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: is it okay to change your baby's nappy on the
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: tray table in front of you? The tray table, the table.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: People eat from that. Fuck? No, hell, no, no way, no,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: absolutely not.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: What about?
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: What about?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, just imagine this. It's a domestic flight, so there's
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: only one toilet at the back of the plane. You're
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: sitting towards the front. There's just been a bit of
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: drink service. It's a three hour flight, so people all
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: had a little nibble, they've got like a little drink.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: They all need a shit and piss. So there's a
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: queue to get to the toilet. And your child's just
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: got a wee nappy. No shit, change it on the seat.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Don't change it on there. Well you can't because there's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: someone next to you.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Will you stand up off your seat, you put your
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: kid onto your seat, you change them and then you
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: put them back on your lap. There's not that much
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: room in the seat, though.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I think, surely, surely, well, they're getting to wipe down
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the trade table is getting to wipe down between each flight,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: a little change to support the weight of a child.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: If it's a newborn. There's a lot of variables here.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I don't mind it.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I'm saying no. I'm saying absolutely not. And if you do,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I'm pushing your baby off.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, get off air down the aisle.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I think the answer is no.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not offended by that. I'm not offended by that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: In fact, you did it. No, I didn't do it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: If it's a boy, and then he just starts pissing again,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: and it's pisses everywhere. I think it's just too.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Many things can go wrong on hygienic okay, done, hygienie okay, okay.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I think I think think as a parent, just have
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: free reign to do whatever you want.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think, no, I don't. It has to be
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: some sort of order in some cases like this one.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: That's just I'm not standing for it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I won't have it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: What's your question?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: You know what you do? You call the attendant and
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: make a big deal, and then you go I've got
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom first, and then you can
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: do a pisce yourself.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I would rather do it at the trade table rather
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: than get like usher to the front of the cue
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: of the toilet.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nah, you're wrong.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's a great disagree your question. My question,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: what's a tip for a new girl? Dad? They don't
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: tell you this guy has four boys and one girl
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: on the way, five kids.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Wow, pull it out, bro, pull it out.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Firstly having fun? You love sex,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: loves practicing, but also thanks for your question. Okay, one
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: thing I mean, I think kids are more the same, right,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: you know. I look at Marley and Lola, They're very different.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Marley loves dresses princesses, Lola loves a soccer ball and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: like hating me.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: They're very different. So I think they have a similar interest.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing they have in common. But most
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: most brothers and sisters.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Is that necessary?
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Necessary?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I think if you've got four kids, I am sure
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: that he's got it absolutely dialed.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I hope you think the thing.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Is with having four, there's always, like even we're just
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: having two, there's always one that's cranky with you.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: You're always stouting.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: With always five of them. Nightmare. But I think I
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: think the hardest part with my girls and something that
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I wish I was a lot better at. It's just
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: doing their hair.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: You're pretty good, though, am I? Well? I can't just
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: put this way.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I cannot do Macie's hair at all, like ponytail. She
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: won't sit still for me.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I can't do it. It just gets a mess. I
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: get frustrated. Can you brush it? I'm going to shave
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: her head?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Can you brush your hair? Can you brush?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: She want to let me, she want to do it,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: She's just you're too rough. Need to be more gentle.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe she gets some leftons, so you reckon that.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: The thing they don't tell you the most is how
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: hard to do the hair, especially as it gets longer.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: It gets longer, And also so often the kids are
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like can I have a braid? And I'm like, what
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: does this look like?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Just cut?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: How long are we got? I think there needs to
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: be there needs to be more lessons in school for
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: young men to learn how to do hair. Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: In the uproar from the boomers, we we gay like, yeah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: when Macey had hair like this.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: But Bob, sorry, sorry, Bob a bob cut I apologize.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: It was so easy to go bang. She love to
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: talk now. I'm like, there's two anyway.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: But good luck, good luck to you. I'm sure you'll
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: be fine. If you've got your four kids, you must
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: have a dial. Either that or you work a lot
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: of hours.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Check. Thanks for Chris.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Well what are you checking your phone for?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Just seeing if Chris Hamsworth sent me a message?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Has he been in touch you guys had a nice chat.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: No he hasn't.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: You guys were growing down at a surfing we were.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: We were, and then these pesky kids interrupted because they
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: want a photo. How are you feeling about that whole?
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: It's pretty nervous. He's quite a handsome big man. Thank you.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Must it must be how you feel, you.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Know, walking into a room with me.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was good. It's good.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: So for those who don't know what we're talking about,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Matt and I hosted a kid's press conference for Transformers
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: one by Paramount Pictures and we got to meet Chris.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Hem's worth would have been nice, I'm not gonna lie.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Would have been nice to have a little bit more
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: time with Chris, like a lunch together or something, maybe
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: your dinner sleepover, Pillo Fie Jess wanted a bit more
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: of him.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: If I'm being honest, totally agree. I think a lot
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: of the listeners who are listening right now would also
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: totally agree.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I thought we were getting along really well.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I thought we were.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: For anyone wondering. When you do those like press junkets,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: you got like a couple of questions, they're all pre approved,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and in the moment, we were having a great time,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and I was laughing, You're laughing, Chris is laughing.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: And then we got serve with a couple of a
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: years and I'm not sure. I'm confused.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, your time finishes, now get out,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: and they're like you look over and Chris is gone,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Chris is so long.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Get these fuckers out of here, and you're get chicken
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: winged out.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was a lot of fun.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun. So it is a
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: lot of fun.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: That movie.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: It comes and I saw it together, we did kid.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Go and see it comes out during perfect timing, perfect time.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Well done, Chris, Yes us, if you're listening, call me back.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I was that person with the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: comment that's me when I was on my first day
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: with my crush anything he said, I was like, he.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Was just like April was like it was so funny.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: And then you did the video about it where you're.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Just like, anyway, very good, anyway can be as cool,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: coma collected as you can imagine your head.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: You would have been going like pay cool, play cool
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: before we actually started filming. You nearly walked your way
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: on set twice.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Before I asked you.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Remember, she was like, all right, come with me this way,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: but you must have heard her. And then she was
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: talking like right next to me, and you're like, okay,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I saw Chris and I just he's like a magnet.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I was just drawn to him.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: And then she was like no, no, no, around this
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: one stepping over cables. I was kicking over the camera guy.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, Chris mustt then and then she dragged
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: you back around the other side, and you're like.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Now, and then I didn't anyway the old handshake fispart.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I like.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: It. I didn't know what we were I don't know
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: if we're allowed to touch them or not. And then
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: you're not.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Anyway anyway, We laugh, we laugh, laugh, we giogle course crucive.
• 45:24
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