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Week 1 is in the books!! · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous.
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Speaker 1: But we're on a Cincinnati. It's my quarterback. They are
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Speaker 1: who we thought they were. Wet. You play to win
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Speaker 1: the day. They want you to cook the dinner, pleas
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Speaker 1: they ought to let your shout for some of the grocery.
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Speaker 1: And on the way up, we're gonna buy a kneecap
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Speaker 1: all getting me playoffs. I'm just here so I won't
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Speaker 1: get fine. How could he not be romantic about football?
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Speaker 1: Half my goodness, I still have a stomach ache from
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Speaker 1: all of the food. Welcome to Benjamin Banana. Football's officially returns,
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Speaker 1: so have the boys. Mohan Justin, I bet you I
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Speaker 1: ate about twice as much as both of you guys.
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Speaker 1: Yesterday I chicken wings. Okay, forget about checkwings. I started
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Speaker 1: the day with donuts. I had never had Randy's Donuts.
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Speaker 1: If you're listening from outside of Los Angeles, I don't
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Speaker 1: even know if Randy's Donuts is a thing outside of LA,
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Speaker 1: but it is in LA and it is the pretty famous,
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Speaker 1: perhaps the donut the best door I've had in my life. Okay,
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Speaker 1: well flavored. I got a bunch and the donut holes,
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Speaker 1: which I thought were just like a rip off of timbots,
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Speaker 1: Like that's what I was expecting in my head. Timbots
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Speaker 1: are like a really small little munchkin who's ripping who off.
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Speaker 1: We're not sure we're not going to start a donut
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Speaker 1: feud on this podcast. Donut holes are pretty big all over.
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Speaker 1: Donut holes are like, yeah, pretty decent size. No, no,
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Speaker 1: I mean the concept of a donut that from anyone.
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Speaker 1: They just exist. Okay, you know, because the donut has
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Speaker 1: this and has a hole in the middle, and then
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Speaker 1: they're the hole out of the middle. On this podcast,
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Speaker 1: that's not how we're starting the first episode of week one. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's not how we're doing this. Are we done? Has
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Speaker 1: everyone settled on the donut feud? I feel like you
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Speaker 1: just weren't listening. But I have a lot of donuts.
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Speaker 1: I had the sprinkle kind of the maple kind. I
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Speaker 1: was not feeling good to start the day. Then I
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Speaker 1: had chips and dip I was I was all in, listen,
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Speaker 1: I'm missing a gallbladder. I was just like, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to pretend that I have one today and it's actually
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Speaker 1: going to be able to break down food that I
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Speaker 1: put into my body. Then I had chicken wings and fries.
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Speaker 1: Loaded fries, by the way, those didn't make me feel good.
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Speaker 1: Then I had more chips. Then I had mango, but
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Speaker 1: like dried up mango covered in chilies. Um. And then
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Speaker 1: I had dinner which was salmon. Like this was me
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Speaker 1: trying to like bring myself back to life. What did
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Speaker 1: you guys have? How was your day? How was your
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Speaker 1: How was the first Sunday of the year Christmas? Basically? Well,
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Speaker 1: it was fun except for the Titans suck So that
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Speaker 1: was sad and an idea. Yeah, but they were at
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Speaker 1: least supposed to beat the Giants. No, not even a
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Speaker 1: touchdown from Derrick Henry, I know. But good for Sakwan.
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Speaker 1: That's the positive that comes out of that. Right day,
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Speaker 1: huge day for sake, Mohun. How is your Sunday? My
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Speaker 1: Sunday was not great. I was just traveling back from
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Speaker 1: a bachelor party and I was stuck in the Charlotte airport,
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Speaker 1: so I watched football on my iPhone, midie. I'm not
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Speaker 1: a big fan of airport food, so I didn't mean anything.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean You're not a big fan of
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Speaker 1: airport food. Airport food is basically like everything that you
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Speaker 1: could possibly a mountain at mc donalds. That was about it. Actually,
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Speaker 1: chart's in the Charlotte Airport Chile us to go. Yes,
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Speaker 1: they are all foods that I don't want to be
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Speaker 1: eating before a five hour flight. Oh yeah, that's a
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Speaker 1: tough go. Are you a window guy or an aisle guy? Um,
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm an aisle guy because I go to the
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Speaker 1: bathroom a lot's dam Yeah, guys were so excited for
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Speaker 1: my back. It was so much fun to just sit
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Speaker 1: there and watch the madness that is red zone. The
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Speaker 1: first window gave us two overtimes. A whole lot of
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Speaker 1: bad football too, the Bengals. This is what it's concerning me.
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Speaker 1: On this beautiful Monday, I got a text from my
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Speaker 1: brother and it's you have to understand my family did
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Speaker 1: not grow up watching football. We watched hockey. Okay. We're
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Speaker 1: from the boonies in Canada. Um, my brothers, they're artists.
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Speaker 1: They're creative people. Not the creative people can't be fan
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Speaker 1: of sports. But they're just not. They don't watch football. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I got a text from my brother this morning and says, so,
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Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know that I am going
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Speaker 1: to be a Bengals fan this year, and I was
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Speaker 1: just like, why would you choose that? He texted me
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Speaker 1: this on Monday morning, after what you just witnessed for
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Speaker 1: the first time, you were signing up for a football team.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be the Bengals. After what you just watched.
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Speaker 1: You're one year late, your brothers one year late exactly.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I don't know if the
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was like, why why not? Why now?
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Speaker 1: Why the Bengals? And he goes, well, I made up
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Speaker 1: my mind on Friday. And it's really just because I
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Speaker 1: like their name. I like to say, Cincinnati sounds good,
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Speaker 1: you know what. That's why He's gonna be each their
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Speaker 1: own and that's my family. Can you guys believe what
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Speaker 1: we saw? Though? As soon as I saw Joe Burrow
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Speaker 1: walk in, I don't know if you guys have his
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Speaker 1: outfit top of mind, but I do. It was like
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Speaker 1: a regular T shirt. He looked like a normal guy.
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Speaker 1: I was like, Joe Burrows not gonna play well today,
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Speaker 1: Bengals are gonna lose as soon as I saw his outfit,
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Speaker 1: because usually he's balling out. Usually he's got a crazy hat,
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Speaker 1: the drip, the ice the glasses. He was just like,
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Speaker 1: looked like mohun roll, Actually, Mohan, you look dressier than
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Speaker 1: Joe Burrow did on Sunday. That's the nicest thing. Well,
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Speaker 1: don't expect it's happening in I knew it was gonna happen.
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Speaker 1: It was a complete mess. But we've got a jam
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Speaker 1: packed show today. We've got so many games and so
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Speaker 1: many storylines to touch on. I opened my DMS, which
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Speaker 1: you know, everyone in my life said you gotta stop
5:19
Speaker 1: doing it, but I keep on doing it because I
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Speaker 1: love to talk to people. And there's people that are
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Speaker 1: very sweet, and you also get some weird stiff too.
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Speaker 1: So I opened my DMS later to hear what you
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Speaker 1: guys are freaking out about, what you're panicking about, what
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Speaker 1: your secrets are, all those fun things. And then we're
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Speaker 1: gonna talk about the best and the worst things that
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Speaker 1: we saw this weekend. And there was a lot of
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Speaker 1: There was a lot of good and there was a
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Speaker 1: longer band maybe. And first things first, we've got one
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Speaker 1: of my best friends, Sarah Tiana. She is on the
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Speaker 1: brand new Amazon Prime show called The Pylon with Taren Killum.
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Speaker 1: It is going to be every single Wednesday to get
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Speaker 1: you ready for Thursday night football. We are so excited
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Speaker 1: to have her on the show. I'm going to ask
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Speaker 1: her if there's some things that we are overreacting about
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Speaker 1: in week one, because of course we are. Week one
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Speaker 1: is the week for overreacting, right, Absolutely, you justly say yes,
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Speaker 1: I have no doubt about it, no sure doubt about it,
6:05
Speaker 1: without further ado, welcoming to the show. One of my
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Speaker 1: best buddies, comedian great friend Sarah Tianna. Hey, buddy, Sarah,
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Speaker 1: you texted me in this morning. You're like, oh, I
6:17
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm ready to be on a podcast.
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Speaker 1: I'm like showing up to work and I was like,
6:21
Speaker 1: let me go to my closet and make I feel
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Speaker 1: more comfortable. So I found this Bill Belichick sweater. I
6:27
Speaker 1: got my flippy Floppy's on. This is a good look, right,
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Speaker 1: we're in this together. Yeah, you are like texted me like, hey,
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Speaker 1: do you want to be I'm like, well, I'm dressed
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Speaker 1: like a bumpkin, but sure probably like you look, I'm
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Speaker 1: now I'm even seeing that my Max Freed shirt just
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Speaker 1: clearly looks like I washed it with the raw snow soap.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, no, I didn't sleep in it, which
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Speaker 1: is something I know I've definitely I've done it too,
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Speaker 1: slept in stuff and then that's so comfortable. I'm wearing
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Speaker 1: it into work. I've slept in things and then showed
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Speaker 1: up probably for this podcast, still wearing wearing them. Listen,
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Speaker 1: when you when you present yourself in a certain way,
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Speaker 1: you just gotta be comfortable and then you don't have
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Speaker 1: to get crazy with your outfits or your makeup or anything,
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Speaker 1: and your life is easy. But this is the crux
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Speaker 1: of like podcast. Now, like people ask you to be
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Speaker 1: on a podcast, it's like, yeah, oh wait, is it
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Speaker 1: gonna be on the video? Why we gotta add video components? Okay,
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Speaker 1: so can we tell the people why you are here
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Speaker 1: in this building. You have a brand new show that
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Speaker 1: you are on, you're writing on. Can you tell me
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Speaker 1: a little bit about it. Yeah, it's called The NFL Pylon.
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Speaker 1: Taryn Killum as the host. It's basically it's on Prime
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Speaker 1: Video to prep everybody for the Thursday night football game
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Speaker 1: on Prime Video. And it's a half hour comedy show
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Speaker 1: where we have complete access to NFL films, and the
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Speaker 1: NFL films are kind and all the sweet miked up
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Speaker 1: footage that they have to offer us every week, and
7:50
Speaker 1: then on top of it, like we'll also be adding
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Speaker 1: in lots of fun videos that we find just on
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Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram and like just really dive into. I
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Speaker 1: can't the comedy of these athletes. This is great. I
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Speaker 1: can't wait. We have a group chat with our other friend,
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Speaker 1: Baking Gaily, and we're just constantly sending each other ridiculous
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Speaker 1: things back and forth. So I can't wait for you
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Speaker 1: to have access to all of these things and make
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Speaker 1: some more fun things out of it. Okay, so you
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Speaker 1: were on this show for the very first time. This
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Speaker 1: is week one. Okay, we were doing two episodes a week.
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Speaker 1: This is just full throttle now. So I want to
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Speaker 1: play a little game overreaction or maybe underreaction or rite reaction. Okay,
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Speaker 1: We're gonna go rapid fire through some of these topics.
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Speaker 1: They're all based off of the games that we saw
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Speaker 1: in week one. Are you ready for this? I'm ready.
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Speaker 1: The Chiefs are gonna be fine. Why were we saying
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Speaker 1: that they were Everyone was worried about this offense? Because no,
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Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill Patrick Mahomes threw it to just about every
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Speaker 1: single person on the field that he could have. Possibly,
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been surprised if you threw it to
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Speaker 1: somebody in the stands and they caught a touchdown as well.
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Speaker 1: They're gonna be fine. They're probably gonna end up in
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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Patrick Mahomes, MVP. Overreaction, rounder reaction. I
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Speaker 1: think that's an overreaction because it's a very long season
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Speaker 1: and I think if there's anything the Chiefs have taught
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Speaker 1: us is that they are very good out of the gate,
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Speaker 1: and then I can be slowed down once people figure
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Speaker 1: out their schemes. So I think that's the only thing
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Speaker 1: to ever be cautious of when it comes to the Chiefs. Also, um,
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Speaker 1: you know Mahome's wife and you know they're pregnant again.
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Speaker 1: And I have this whole theory that whenever athletes are
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Speaker 1: about to have a baby, ya, they're just a little
9:20
Speaker 1: bit more distracted. I mean, Tom Brady went through what
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Speaker 1: like a ten year slump when he was having kids.
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Speaker 1: It is that's like it was like I've seen it,
9:29
Speaker 1: You're right, so it happens. And like so getting the
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Speaker 1: underhand passes while you can do the behind the backs,
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Speaker 1: make it all fancy, have fun, but Okay, overreaction. I
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Speaker 1: like that, Uh what about the Colts? Are they maybe
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Speaker 1: the same team that we just said they They picked
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Speaker 1: up exactly where they left off losing against the Jags,
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Speaker 1: missing out on playoffs. Now they've got your former quarterback
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Speaker 1: as a Falcons fan and battye Ice. Are they going
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Speaker 1: to be bad this year? I don't think they're going
9:58
Speaker 1: to be bad. I think they just have to figure
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Speaker 1: it out. I think Week one is a really tough
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Speaker 1: time because this is the first time everyone's going full
10:05
Speaker 1: speed exactly those Gay Day jitters. Yeah, yeah, full speed
10:08
Speaker 1: for Matt Ryan is about as fast as you know,
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Speaker 1: a sloth. So like I think I think it's an
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Speaker 1: overreaction to say that they're the exact same team. Although
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Speaker 1: Carson Wentz looked a lot better than he did last year.
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Speaker 1: So when he was with the Cults, he didn't look
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Speaker 1: that good, but this year with the Commanders, he's looking better. So,
10:27
Speaker 1: speaking of Carson Wentz, is gonna be good this year?
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Speaker 1: Three hundred and thirteen yards, four touchdowns, two interceptions? Are
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Speaker 1: the Commander is going to be like an actual team?
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Speaker 1: Like I feel like everyone's kind of in just like
10:39
Speaker 1: you're doing your name change, You're doing with your quarterback change.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on over there is should
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Speaker 1: we actually be paying attention to this day? I think so.
10:46
Speaker 1: I think it's always. I think whenever a team is
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Speaker 1: um is not looked at, I think that's a great
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Speaker 1: place to be playing them because you have nothing to lose,
10:55
Speaker 1: you have no expectations. You can only go up. It's
10:57
Speaker 1: like my favorite thing about comedy. It's like whenever people
11:00
Speaker 1: come to my shows and they're like, oh, we came
11:02
Speaker 1: to see you, and I'm like, great, now you're gonna
11:05
Speaker 1: expect me to go good? You know, if it's in
11:07
Speaker 1: front of people that I've never met, I'm like, oh,
11:08
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slay this because i have nothing to lose.
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Speaker 1: But you know, so, yeah, I do think the Commanders
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Speaker 1: are going to be good. Okay, this question is specifically
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Speaker 1: for you because, as I mentioned, you are a Falcons fan.
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Speaker 1: Is the Super Bowl hangover a real thing? Because we
11:24
Speaker 1: saw the Bengals come out this weekend and they looked
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Speaker 1: prettinarly Joe Burrow specifically, you are a Falcons fan. Famously,
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Speaker 1: the super Bowl that we don't need to talk about,
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Speaker 1: we don't need to talk about, No, we can talk
11:36
Speaker 1: about the season after that, you guys were We don't
11:39
Speaker 1: need to talk about that either. But is the Super
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Speaker 1: Bowl hangover a real thing? No, it's real. It's very real.
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Speaker 1: And I think you know, you had maybe the longest
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Speaker 1: season of anybody else, So your team is just that
11:49
Speaker 1: more tired because you played one extra game than everybody else.
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Speaker 1: The expectations are a lot higher, so the pressure is
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Speaker 1: on you, even though people you know, team's rarely ever Pete, So,
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Speaker 1: I think the Super Bowl hangover is real, and it's
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Speaker 1: definitely happening to both the Rams and the Bengals, oh,
12:06
Speaker 1: both of them. The Green Bay Packers are bad. Is
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Speaker 1: that an overreaction or an underreaction? Davante Adams, who's famously
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Speaker 1: gone now outperformed the entire Packers wide receivers by a lot.
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Speaker 1: Are they gonna be bad? Yes, Okay, they're gonna be
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Speaker 1: very bad. Do you think it has anything to do
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Speaker 1: with Aaron Rodgers or do you think it's just like
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Speaker 1: he has absolutely nobody need to throw too? No, I
12:33
Speaker 1: don't think it has anything to do with Aaron Rodgers,
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Speaker 1: although you know, I think he could be a little
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Speaker 1: bit more. I don't know how present he is different
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Speaker 1: islanding he's still there. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know the internal workings of the packers, and
12:48
Speaker 1: I don't think the packers know the internal workings of
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Speaker 1: the packers. So yeah, I don't expect them to be um.
12:55
Speaker 1: I think there's a new king in the north. Shall
12:58
Speaker 1: we say, Okay, a couple more and then we'll let
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Speaker 1: you go. We are gonna see Jimmy g before week four?
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Speaker 1: Is that an overreaction in Dallas? I don't know, just
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Speaker 1: playing for the forty nine ers. Aren't we going to
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Speaker 1: see him as Trey Lance gonna say audio? Or is
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Speaker 1: he gonna go to the count I don't think Trey
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Speaker 1: Lance is gonna say audios. But I think I think
13:18
Speaker 1: the forty nine ers are so invested in this working,
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Speaker 1: this work, and I think that is absolutely a Kyle
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Speaker 1: Shanahan problem. Is like making things, you know, trying to
13:28
Speaker 1: fit a square peg into a round hole constantly by
13:31
Speaker 1: It's like saying though I'm right, I'm right, this is right,
13:34
Speaker 1: and it's like you could also just be wrong and
13:36
Speaker 1: like just go play the guy, play the hits. I
13:41
Speaker 1: think there's anything wrong. I mean, I mean, I think
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Speaker 1: by Deebo wanting to be out of there. I think
13:46
Speaker 1: that shows you exactly the problems internally with that team. Okay,
13:51
Speaker 1: the last one, and we were texting about this yesterday,
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Speaker 1: is everything bad and doomed and the Browns are going
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Speaker 1: to be good this year and win over eight and
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Speaker 1: a half games. Overreaction, Yeah, that is a complete overaction.
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Speaker 1: I get it. But everyone I feel like, is going
14:09
Speaker 1: to give them that extra oomph and they have, they
14:11
Speaker 1: have this mentality backs against the wall. I'm going to
14:14
Speaker 1: give you all of my umphs, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of really talented guys on
14:19
Speaker 1: that It's hard because I mean I went to Georgia,
14:21
Speaker 1: so like Nick Chubb is like my guy, you know
14:23
Speaker 1: what I mean. When Girly got suspended, uh, you know,
14:28
Speaker 1: everybody had shirts that said I'm a girly girl, and
14:30
Speaker 1: then Chubb came in as the backup and everybody changed
14:32
Speaker 1: it to I'm a chubby girl. And it was like
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Speaker 1: my favorite, one of my favorite seasons ever for the Bulldogs.
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Speaker 1: But like, I think there's so many great guys on
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Speaker 1: that team, but I think they are completely overshadowed by
14:42
Speaker 1: the distractions off the field. And you know, I mean,
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Speaker 1: I think they would have played Bishops Bishop Sycamore just
14:48
Speaker 1: as hard as they played Carolina. So did you have
14:51
Speaker 1: a very easy schedule though? So I'm just saying, prepare
14:53
Speaker 1: for things to be bad, folks. Okay, And one last
14:56
Speaker 1: thing before you go, can we play? Can we bring
14:58
Speaker 1: the tabloids in? It's time for benched Buzz. We're bringing
15:05
Speaker 1: you all the hottest goss from the NFL world. Let's
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Speaker 1: go live to our feature correspondent Rachel Bonetta Gazelle tweeted
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Speaker 1: about Tom Oh no, she did, Is everything all good?
15:19
Speaker 1: She said, go go Bucks, go Tom Brady last night
15:23
Speaker 1: for the Sunday in football game. Are they gonna be okay? Overreaction?
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Speaker 1: I mean I think a lot of rack. Are we
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Speaker 1: just taking one tweet and being like, oh, thank god
15:33
Speaker 1: it's over. Well, they're gonna be okay. I mean, I
15:36
Speaker 1: think they've lasted this long with all of the ups
15:39
Speaker 1: and downs and challenges that come with that. I think
15:41
Speaker 1: it all depends on if he really does retire this year.
15:44
Speaker 1: I think it's all hinging on that, and that's what
15:47
Speaker 1: it's always been hinging on. And he can continues to
15:50
Speaker 1: change his mind and cheat on her with the NFL.
15:53
Speaker 1: Oh no, you heard it here first. Ian Rappaport saying,
15:57
Speaker 1: prepare for this to be his last season. So maybe
15:59
Speaker 1: it is, and they're going to have a tumultuous year
16:01
Speaker 1: and they'll be smooching while he lifts the Lombardi. Weren't
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Speaker 1: we already preparing for this to be his last season? Yeah?
16:08
Speaker 1: I don't know why they're but now it feels like
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Speaker 1: I guess a little bit more official Sarah Dan everybody
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Speaker 1: big thanks to Sarah for joining our show. Coming up
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Speaker 1: on bench with Vanetta, I do the unthinkable. I opened
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Speaker 1: my DMS. This is safe space. Tell me your deepest,
16:38
Speaker 1: darkest secrets DMS now open. I rest this segment. I
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Speaker 1: really did. By the way, Mohan, why were you just
16:46
Speaker 1: on a beach and now you are? Ian Repaport, No,
16:49
Speaker 1: what's going on with that? Play hard? Work hard? You know?
16:53
Speaker 1: I just really list is maybe one of my favorite
16:55
Speaker 1: additions to the show this year is that Mohan's in
16:58
Speaker 1: front of a green screen and a moment. Tell them
17:01
Speaker 1: that at any moment, we can change it to whatever
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Speaker 1: we want. Craver, you're in charge of this. What kind
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Speaker 1: of things do we have access to this year? I
17:09
Speaker 1: was voting that if Mohan ever says anything Mohan asked,
17:12
Speaker 1: we can put them in jail, which is gonna be this,
17:15
Speaker 1: which is just gonna be delight that I'm gonna have
17:17
Speaker 1: a button go to jail. Literally whatever you're you can
17:20
Speaker 1: imagine my desires. Put Mohan there, Mohan, where do you
17:23
Speaker 1: not want to be? Because that's what we're gone. We
17:26
Speaker 1: count besides Spider Man. Cool, that's like your dream. That
17:30
Speaker 1: would be cool. It sounds really excited. Well, that's gonna
17:35
Speaker 1: be something that we have a lot of one with
17:36
Speaker 1: this season. I'm sure. Okay, let's open some of these dms.
17:39
Speaker 1: I read as many as I possibly could. I love
17:44
Speaker 1: opening the dms because people send a lot of things,
17:48
Speaker 1: and I read a lot of really nice messages from
17:50
Speaker 1: people who are listening to the pod, and also some
17:52
Speaker 1: crazy ones. So without further ado, let's hear them. NFC
18:00
Speaker 1: is one of those one day roller coasters built by
18:03
Speaker 1: carnies at the local fairs. Yeah, just don't really know
18:06
Speaker 1: what's going to happen each time you get all in
18:08
Speaker 1: tune in. Do you go to fairs? Like? Would you even?
18:14
Speaker 1: I used to go. I'm from a very small town.
18:16
Speaker 1: The orno Fair was something that I used to go
18:17
Speaker 1: to all the time, and I'd get on these rides
18:21
Speaker 1: no shot. As a thirty year old, I am entering
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Speaker 1: the premises and getting on one of those rickety like
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Speaker 1: w D four. They're probably using w D forty to
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Speaker 1: get those things move in. There's some like high school
18:32
Speaker 1: kid who doesn't care operating the machines, does not care.
18:35
Speaker 1: You could possibly you could possibly die and that is
18:39
Speaker 1: what you could possibly do while watching the NFC as whoa,
18:42
Speaker 1: there were so many Are the Viking? Okay? I know
18:46
Speaker 1: last week all these people were saying Kirk Cousins for MVP.
18:49
Speaker 1: IRV said it on our Tuesday preview show on Game
18:52
Speaker 1: Day Morning. I think Kyle Brant came out the very
18:54
Speaker 1: next day on Good Morning Football said Kirk Cousins for MVP.
18:57
Speaker 1: Are the Vikings a team that we need to like?
19:00
Speaker 1: And Jefferson in front of the pod absolutely bald out
19:02
Speaker 1: yesterday caught both touchdowns that Kirk Cuzzy through. This is
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Speaker 1: a this might be a thing that we have to
19:09
Speaker 1: keep our eye on the Vikings being good this season.
19:11
Speaker 1: And Rogers called him after the game the best player
19:13
Speaker 1: in the game today. I know I saw that that
19:15
Speaker 1: was so awesome. I think the Vikings are obviously this
19:18
Speaker 1: win over Green Bay sets them up huge to just
19:21
Speaker 1: control the NFC North for the whole season. But the
19:23
Speaker 1: Bears one two unexpectedly, Oh what is the NFC? The
19:27
Speaker 1: Giants one? Is this just like over week one overreaction?
19:32
Speaker 1: I mean, the Rams, the Cardinals. There are so many
19:35
Speaker 1: like who's who's gonna lead the NFC? Who are we
19:39
Speaker 1: going to be? Who's gonna be left standing at the
19:41
Speaker 1: end of this season? It's really really up in the air.
19:44
Speaker 1: This is like everyone's saying, Oh, AFC is so much
19:47
Speaker 1: fun to watch. Yes, of course, because there's so many
19:49
Speaker 1: incredible quarterbacks and teams and offenses and defense. But the NFC,
19:53
Speaker 1: I feel like, is the bigger question mark. And that's
19:54
Speaker 1: the more that's the more chaos that I quite enjoy.
19:58
Speaker 1: I think the biggest overreaction it's almost one yesterday. Yeah,
20:02
Speaker 1: the biggest of reaction the NFC is definitely the forty
20:06
Speaker 1: nine ers losing. So it's hard to listen guys. They
20:09
Speaker 1: were in like literally pounds and pounds of rain. Yeah,
20:13
Speaker 1: and and people are saying, oh, they should play Jimmy
20:15
Speaker 1: g But you didn't do all of that to get
20:17
Speaker 1: tray Lance to bench him after one or two, I say,
20:20
Speaker 1: you give him five games. Who do they play next?
20:22
Speaker 1: The forty nine Ers, and at least give him a
20:24
Speaker 1: game that's not in a torrential downpour. I mean it
20:26
Speaker 1: was like literally underwater. How can you even evaluate what
20:30
Speaker 1: he is as a quarterback in that in those kinds?
20:32
Speaker 1: They played a Seahawks in Week two, that's an easy win. Yeah,
20:35
Speaker 1: and then the Broncos and then the Rams. You've made
20:38
Speaker 1: an interesting couple of weeks for Tray Lance. Yeah, I'm
20:40
Speaker 1: rooting for him. Okay, what's sext Justin Herbert might be
20:46
Speaker 1: your daddy, but Khalil Mack is Derek Cars. This is
20:52
Speaker 1: a good joke. Justin Herbert is my daddy. This this
20:55
Speaker 1: no longer hurts me. Okay. I'm a Chargers fan. Check
20:59
Speaker 1: in Week one, feeling great, feeling great about it, got
21:02
Speaker 1: our first dub. I did think that the Raiders were
21:05
Speaker 1: gonna win, but I'm not going to tell you if
21:07
Speaker 1: that was a reverse Chinks or not. Well, when it
21:11
Speaker 1: was twenty four nineteen and the Raiders had the ball
21:13
Speaker 1: late in the fourth quarter, I was like, here we go.
21:15
Speaker 1: Charger's about the Charger DeVante Adams is gonna make his
21:19
Speaker 1: mark and go catch a game winning touchdown. And then
21:21
Speaker 1: Khalil Mack said, I don't think think it's gonna be
21:25
Speaker 1: really fun to watch him not on the Bears. Yeah,
21:27
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Motivated Khalil Mac. Okay, what's next?
21:33
Speaker 1: Football in week one is the equivalent to putting on
21:36
Speaker 1: the underwear inside out while half awake at four am.
21:39
Speaker 1: But you don't realize until the afternoon. But at that
21:42
Speaker 1: point you continue to ride it out. Anyway, sounds like
21:45
Speaker 1: something I will say, Well, sometimes when I'm out of it,
21:51
Speaker 1: oh boy, and I's and you're showering and you and
21:54
Speaker 1: you put shampoo on your body and body washing your head,
21:57
Speaker 1: jail right, and then you don't jail right, and then
21:59
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't realize until the end of the shower.
22:02
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, I put body washing. Do
22:05
Speaker 1: you realize at the end of the shower. What would
22:07
Speaker 1: tell you that? Because when you have the shampoo and
22:10
Speaker 1: if I actually put it on my body, I put
22:12
Speaker 1: the shampoo back and I look at it, I'm like,
22:14
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's not body okay, but correct me
22:16
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. Ben men are psycho like you guys
22:19
Speaker 1: would wash with conditioner, like you guys just don't. Well, no,
22:21
Speaker 1: I have it. I think it's one thing to use
22:25
Speaker 1: shampoo and then just like take it down as body wash. Also,
22:29
Speaker 1: but putting body wash in your hair, that's probably I mean,
22:33
Speaker 1: that's a little, that's too much, that's a lot. Well,
22:35
Speaker 1: some some things have three and one, so you'd think
22:38
Speaker 1: that which is psychotic, Like there's ladies in the could
22:42
Speaker 1: you guys imagine using a three in one in the shower?
22:46
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, no, it's just I don't buy three different
22:50
Speaker 1: products for something that can come in one bottle? Washing
22:53
Speaker 1: conditioner your hair, You don't. You just like shampoo. Condition
22:57
Speaker 1: Good for you, thanks, good for your respect. You don't.
22:59
Speaker 1: I don't want condition of those curly locks. Yeah, gotta
23:02
Speaker 1: keep them curly. Getting weird. Close the DMS, Scott down
23:07
Speaker 1: the wrong path. I don't want to know your showering habits, Milan,
23:10
Speaker 1: and I already know too much. I already know too much.
23:13
Speaker 1: D m's closed, thank you very much. We will open
23:15
Speaker 1: those back every Sunday, so if you got a little
23:18
Speaker 1: secret that you want us to talk about on the show. Also,
23:21
Speaker 1: they're anonymous, so like, why not tell us weird stuff.
23:23
Speaker 1: We had some weird stuff last year, and it was
23:25
Speaker 1: very entertaining to listen to Time for a break coming
23:29
Speaker 1: up around the corner. Best thing and the worst thing
23:32
Speaker 1: that I saw this weekend? Down go anywhere He's based. Okay,
23:45
Speaker 1: a couple of things here, starting off with the worst.
23:47
Speaker 1: I like starting off with the worst and then ending
23:49
Speaker 1: on a good note. One are the worst things that
23:52
Speaker 1: I saw. I don't know if you guys caught this,
23:53
Speaker 1: but there were a there were like two rows of
23:56
Speaker 1: cars at the Miami Dolphins game that caught on fire year.
24:01
Speaker 1: I guess somebody left, like what a barbecue running? Could
24:04
Speaker 1: the propane explode? Could you imagine leaving a football game
24:08
Speaker 1: that you want you can beat? Bill Milichick probably in
24:10
Speaker 1: a pretty good mood. Ah, if you're a Dolphins fan
24:13
Speaker 1: and you come out and your car is burnt to
24:15
Speaker 1: the ground, I would have so many questions. You could see,
24:18
Speaker 1: like the plume of smoke inside the stadium? Was that
24:21
Speaker 1: not the craziest thing that we saw Sunday that it was?
24:23
Speaker 1: I would totally trade my team winning for having a
24:26
Speaker 1: car not beyond one, but you would think, yeah, one
24:29
Speaker 1: thousand percent, everyone tailgating turn off your grill. I have
24:33
Speaker 1: so many questions about this. Did you leave your grill
24:36
Speaker 1: out when you went to the game. That's weird. Lots
24:40
Speaker 1: of drinking going on, and put yourself away. Don't make
24:44
Speaker 1: smart decisions. Oh, this just reminds you. Every time I
24:47
Speaker 1: have to change like propane in like a barbecue or
24:50
Speaker 1: a fireplace, constantly worried about it exploding, even though I don't.
24:53
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's like almost impossible. Ah, It's pretty possible.
24:57
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that. I'm like driving around with it
24:59
Speaker 1: my car, are is. No, Just like when you're attaching
25:03
Speaker 1: the hose to the tank, you gotta make sure that
25:05
Speaker 1: that is an airtight seal or else you could be in. No.
25:08
Speaker 1: I know, obviously I'm making sure it's closed and stuff
25:10
Speaker 1: like that, but i mean, like I literally just try
25:12
Speaker 1: to keep it like so level while I'm like carrying
25:15
Speaker 1: it completely empty too. And I'm like, oh, everybody, back up,
25:19
Speaker 1: stay away this thing good blow any minute. And I
25:22
Speaker 1: realized that's probably a dumb thing to do, but maybe
25:24
Speaker 1: not now. I don't know. To be safe, put away
25:27
Speaker 1: your dang barbecues. People. This was absolute bedlam. The second
25:32
Speaker 1: really bad thing that we saw. We haven't talked about
25:34
Speaker 1: it in the show yet. Was just Dak getting hurt
25:36
Speaker 1: and having to have surgery and now he's gonna be
25:39
Speaker 1: out for multiple weeks. Not only did Cowboys fans have
25:43
Speaker 1: to watch the game last night, they had to watch
25:45
Speaker 1: Jason Garrett on the coverage. Did not know how to
25:50
Speaker 1: stand on television. This was him just like Arthur fists
25:55
Speaker 1: the entire time. It was just bizarre. And then you
25:59
Speaker 1: lose in them that goes down. Gosh, I just feel
26:01
Speaker 1: really bad for him. Yeah, Mike McCarthy said, the Cowboys
26:04
Speaker 1: will make a move. Is Jimmy G gone to Dallas? Who? Well,
26:09
Speaker 1: that's what Sarah was haying earlier on the show. Yeah,
26:11
Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of love that. What else
26:16
Speaker 1: did they do? They kind of they gotta do something.
26:18
Speaker 1: They got twenty million in cap space or something close
26:20
Speaker 1: to that, so they could happen. When will that happen
26:23
Speaker 1: this week? Hopefully not before this show's trupefully not if
26:27
Speaker 1: this has happened, ignored, Just fast forward. Well, for all
26:30
Speaker 1: those people that are saying Trey Lance isn't good, would
26:32
Speaker 1: they have to play Jimmy G? Why would the Niners
26:34
Speaker 1: give away? Yeah? That's a job. That's a tough after
26:36
Speaker 1: like the first week of Trey Lance being like all
26:38
Speaker 1: we heard in this off season was like forgot about
26:41
Speaker 1: what you saw last year in Trey Lance, Like yeah,
26:43
Speaker 1: in the off season, you know, George Kittle was like
26:45
Speaker 1: just wait till you see this guy. And then first
26:47
Speaker 1: week albeit it was raining, all of these other elements
26:50
Speaker 1: can't coming into play his first week Week one, jitters
26:53
Speaker 1: all all of that stuff. I don't know. I'd be like,
26:55
Speaker 1: I kind of want to keep Jimmy G around and
26:57
Speaker 1: see how this shakes out a little. I don't know,
27:00
Speaker 1: because they didn't never, like the plan was never to
27:02
Speaker 1: keep Jimmy G around. Are they going to panic after
27:05
Speaker 1: one game? I guess not. Anyways, Dak, we're sorry. That's
27:09
Speaker 1: a bummer. Yeah, Cowboys fans, we're sorry. Do we feel
27:12
Speaker 1: bad for Cowboys fan? Yeah? Okay, okay, let's talk about
27:16
Speaker 1: the best thing. Uh. First things first, as soon as
27:19
Speaker 1: Mohan sat down in this chair, I hadn't talked to him. Well, no,
27:22
Speaker 1: I texted you after the Browns one. Um, but that's
27:27
Speaker 1: seventy five yard pass from Baker Mayfield. What a dime.
27:31
Speaker 1: We're not going to talk about all the other ones,
27:33
Speaker 1: and he had a nice rushing touchdown up the middle.
27:35
Speaker 1: Saw that he's got saw that a baby still got it. Well,
27:39
Speaker 1: what I really want to hear is the postgame presser.
27:41
Speaker 1: I think he had some things to say about our guy,
27:43
Speaker 1: Nicholas Drub give me a big hug. He felt good. Um.
27:49
Speaker 1: I would have liked to have been on the other
27:50
Speaker 1: side of that hug, but it's good to see some
27:53
Speaker 1: of your best friends. We knew that they were still beasties. Listen,
27:57
Speaker 1: I don't want to get it twisted. We I'm no
27:59
Speaker 1: longer fan of the Browns, but there are still guys
28:02
Speaker 1: on that team that I really like, including Nick Chubb
28:05
Speaker 1: and making me really sad. I think we both got
28:07
Speaker 1: Nick Chub like posted something like I'm Batman because he
28:10
Speaker 1: loves Batman video before and Mo and I said it
28:12
Speaker 1: to each other and we were like, it sucks, yeah,
28:14
Speaker 1: don't share for this. Also, we can't show it too.
28:18
Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on in this video.
28:19
Speaker 1: Brian Table just dancing in the Giants dressing room like
28:22
Speaker 1: an absolute maniac is one of my favorite videos from
28:25
Speaker 1: this weekend. He just seems so happy. Another great thing.
28:29
Speaker 1: There's just the Bears in the rain. It's just like
28:32
Speaker 1: Football's great. These guys are just like kids having fun.
28:36
Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel getting the game ball, all of these moments
28:41
Speaker 1: were just football's back. You know. Brings a tear to
28:45
Speaker 1: my eye. Guys, that's it. That's our Week one show.
28:49
Speaker 1: H Did I mention that we have two episodes per
28:51
Speaker 1: week now? So tune in again on Friday. We're gonna
28:54
Speaker 1: be talking about the upcoming Week two games and it's
28:57
Speaker 1: gonna be a real good time. We're gonna have more
29:00
Speaker 1: guests on this show this season. We're gonna be talking drama.
29:03
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep our keep our eyes out for any
29:06
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29:42
Speaker 1: This whole show, the whole thing that you've just been
29:44
Speaker 1: listening to, is all on YouTube. You can see Mohan's
29:48
Speaker 1: ridiculous background. He's just in Ian Rappaport's office. Should we
29:52
Speaker 1: send this to Ian and be like, this is weird?
29:55
Speaker 1: You want to ceason dessist situation? Mohan? Can you break
29:58
Speaker 1: some news? You're in the news breaking You got anything
30:00
Speaker 1: for us? No, it's just sounds. Thanks. That was really good. Uh.
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30:24
Speaker 1: the Thursday nights, the Monday night nights. We didn't even
30:27
Speaker 1: talk about Russell's outfit on Monday Night football. Okay, no thoughts, Great,
30:32
Speaker 1: that's okay, let's go. Maybe next time we'll see you
30:35
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