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- 0:00Speaker 1: There are some people that everyone should know about, and
- 0:02Speaker 1: one of those people is Jack Churchill. But before we
- 0:05Speaker 1: get into Jack's story, if you're a fan of the strange, dark,
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- 0:44Speaker 1: In 1926, Jack Churchill graduated from one of the UK's
- 0:47Speaker 1: most prestigious military academies called Sandhurst, thus becoming an army officer.
- 0:52Speaker 1: His first assignment was to an infantry unit stationed in Burma,
- 0:56Speaker 1: but when he got there, it was peacetime, so Jack
- 0:58Speaker 1: didn't have much to do. But instead of just sitting
- 1:00Speaker 1: around all day, Jack did what any other restless young
- 1:03Speaker 1: military officer would do, and he mastered the bagpipes, despite
- 1:07Speaker 1: being 0% Scottish. He also took a trip across the
- 1:11Speaker 1: entire Indian subcontinent on his motorcycle, almost entirely on unpaved roads.
- 1:16Speaker 1: But in 1936, despite these incredible side hobbies, He just
- 1:20Speaker 1: wasn't really that interested in being a part of the
- 1:22Speaker 1: military when there wasn't anything going on.
- 1:25Speaker 2: And so he decided to get out.
- 1:26Speaker 1: He moved to Nairobi, Kenya, where he became a newspaper
- 1:29Speaker 1: editor slash male model slash movie extra. During his off time,
- 1:33Speaker 1: he still took his bagpiping very seriously. placing second in
- 1:37Speaker 1: a prominent piping competition in 1938. He also picked up
- 1:41Speaker 1: another hobby, archery, and he became so good at it
- 1:44Speaker 1: so quickly that he was chosen by England to represent
- 1:47Speaker 1: them in the Archery World Championships in 1939. Later that
- 1:51Speaker 1: same year, when World War II broke out, Jack decided,
- 1:54Speaker 1: now's a good time to get back into the army.
- 1:56Speaker 1: So he rejoined the army and he was promptly sent
- 1:58Speaker 1: to France to help defend their borders against a potential
- 2:01Speaker 1: Nazi invasion. But shortly after Jack arrived, Hitler was able
- 2:05Speaker 1: to push through those defenses and he launched a brutal
- 2:08Speaker 1: Blitzkrieg campaign against the allies in France. Blitzkrieg is a
- 2:11Speaker 1: military tactic that's basically an all out attack all at
- 2:15Speaker 1: once with everything you got. So planes, tanks, artillery, infantry,
- 2:18Speaker 1: you just send all of it in an attempt to
- 2:21Speaker 1: overwhelm your enemy before you run out of resources. And
- 2:24Speaker 1: in this case, Hitler's Blitzkrieg was successful. In just six weeks,
- 2:28Speaker 1: they not only invaded France, they conquered it. But during
- 2:31Speaker 1: that six-week battle for France that the Allies ultimately lost,
- 2:34Speaker 1: Jack made a name for himself by employing two particular
- 2:37Speaker 1: weapons that nobody else in World War.
- 2:40Speaker 2: II was using.
- 2:40Speaker 1: He is the only one who used these weapons for
- 2:43Speaker 1: the entirety of World War II. Jack and two other
- 2:46Speaker 1: infantrymen were up on this hill overlooking this town that
- 2:49Speaker 1: was full of Nazis.
- 2:50Speaker 2: And at some point, five Nazis come running out to
- 2:52Speaker 2: the edge of this town And.
- 2:54Speaker 1: They duck behind a wall that's about 30 meters away
- 2:56Speaker 1: from Jack. And one of these Nazis stands up and
- 2:59Speaker 1: quickly crumples to the ground. And his four Nazi comrades
- 3:02Speaker 1: look to see what happened to him. And they see
- 3:04Speaker 1: a dead man on the ground with the back end
- 3:06Speaker 1: of an arrow jutting out of his chest. And that
- 3:09Speaker 1: arrow was fired by none other than Jack Churchill. Because
- 3:12Speaker 1: for the duration of World War II, he didn't carry
- 3:14Speaker 1: a gun. He didn't need a gun. Instead, he carried
- 3:17Speaker 1: a bow and arrow and a long broadsword. although periodically
- 3:21Speaker 1: he would scoop the weapons up off of dead enemy soldiers,
- 3:24Speaker 1: and he would fire those. When asked why he didn't
- 3:26Speaker 1: just carry a gun in the first place, he responded,
- 3:29Speaker 1: any officer that goes into action without his sword is
- 3:32Speaker 1: improperly dressed. From then on, he became Mad Jack, and
- 3:35Speaker 1: his peers loved him, but his leadership hated him. They
- 3:39Speaker 1: said he was setting a terrible example, that no one
- 3:41Speaker 1: should be running around with a sword and a bow
- 3:43Speaker 1: and arrow.
- 3:44Speaker 2: But he was so effective, they let him continue.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Throughout the brutal six-week battle for France, Jack would lead
- 3:50Speaker 1: dozens of these small raids against the Nazis. And he
- 3:53Speaker 1: would just pick them off one by one with his
- 3:55Speaker 1: bow and arrow and with his sword. And in one
- 3:58Speaker 1: particular raid, he got shot through the neck. But he
- 4:01Speaker 1: was so nonchalant about it that when he got back
- 4:03Speaker 1: to base, someone was.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Like, hey, Jack, you're bleeding. And he was like, oh, yeah,
- 4:07Speaker 2: I am. They were like, well, what happened? He's like, ah,
- 4:09Speaker 2: machine gun.
- 4:10Speaker 1: After the Allies finally lost this battle for France and
- 4:12Speaker 1: were forced to evacuate... They found a diary from one
- 4:15Speaker 1: of the British soldiers, and in it, he talks about
- 4:18Speaker 1: the one thing that motivated him and the other troops
- 4:21Speaker 1: around him. And that was the sight of Mad Jack
- 4:23Speaker 1: running hither and thither with his bow and arrow and
- 4:26Speaker 1: his broadsword. For his bravery in France, Jack was awarded
- 4:28Speaker 1: the Military Cross. After leaving France, Jack heard about this
- 4:32Speaker 1: new unit, the Commandos, that was being stood up to
- 4:34Speaker 1: aggressively sabotage Nazi operations. and they were looking for volunteers.
- 4:39Speaker 1: And Jack didn't know much about what they were going
- 4:41Speaker 1: to do, but they promised combat, and so he was
- 4:43Speaker 1: all for it, and he volunteered. The commando unit would
- 4:46Speaker 1: go on to become the famous British Special Forces, and
- 4:49Speaker 1: the training they put Jack and the other volunteers through
- 4:52Speaker 1: was absolutely brutal, and Jack just loved it.
- 4:55Speaker 2: He loved being in the commandos.
- 4:57Speaker 1: After graduation in 1941, Jack was put in command of
- 5:00Speaker 1: a commando unit that was tasked with going to this
- 5:03Speaker 1: Norwegian town of Vagsøy and taking down a Nazi garrison there.
- 5:07Speaker 1: And so they loaded up into their amphibious landing craft,
- 5:10Speaker 1: and Jack's got his kilt on, and he's got his bagpipes,
- 5:13Speaker 1: and he plays the bagpipes on the entire transit over
- 5:16Speaker 1: to Bogsoi to pump up the commandos. And then Jack's
- 5:19Speaker 1: landing craft was the first to reach the shores, and
- 5:21Speaker 1: when its ramp came down, Jack was the first off,
- 5:24Speaker 1: and he just kept playing his bagpipes, despite the fact
- 5:27Speaker 1: that the Nazis now see them, and they're shooting at them.
- 5:29Speaker 2: So rounds are impacting.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Around him as he's blaring his bagpipes, and only when
- 5:34Speaker 1: he finished his song did he shoulder his bagpipes, pull
- 5:37Speaker 1: out a grenade, he saw some Nazis running along the ridgeline,
- 5:40Speaker 1: he throws a grenade at them, and pulls out his
- 5:43Speaker 1: sword and runs into battle.
- 5:45Speaker 2: In just a few hours, the.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Nazi garrison had fallen, and Jack was awarded his second
- 5:49Speaker 1: military cross. During the Italian amphibious landings in 1943, Jack
- 5:54Speaker 1: again was in charge of a commando unit, and they
- 5:56Speaker 1: were tasked with capturing a Nazi observation post that was
- 5:59Speaker 1: in this town just outside of Salerno. It was well
- 6:02Speaker 1: defended and fortified, and Jack and his men were outnumbered
- 6:05Speaker 1: 20 to 1. So Jack came up with a genius plan.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Instead of using stealth tactics, he broke his small team
- 6:12Speaker 1: into six different groups, and he placed them all around
- 6:14Speaker 1: the outside of this town. And it was nighttime, so
- 6:16Speaker 1: the Nazis did not see them setting up. And then
- 6:19Speaker 1: on Jack's call, he had them all yell out at
- 6:21Speaker 1: the exact same time, Commando! And the Nazis in the
- 6:25Speaker 1: town were so caught off guard by all this yelling
- 6:28Speaker 1: coming from all around them, they assumed a huge force
- 6:32Speaker 1: is coming to take over this town.
- 6:34Speaker 2: And so they went on the defensive.
- 6:36Speaker 1: And so after their big war cry, Jack and his
- 6:38Speaker 1: group are the first to charge down into this town
- 6:41Speaker 1: and Jack and one other guy would actually splinter off
- 6:43Speaker 1: and they would discover this big group of Nazis that
- 6:46Speaker 1: were setting up their mortars. And so Jack and this
- 6:48Speaker 1: guy sneak up behind one of them and Jack grabs
- 6:51Speaker 1: him from behind, holds this sword to his throat and
- 6:54Speaker 1: orders him to tell the rest of the team to surrender.
- 6:56Speaker 2: And so the rest of the team who.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Vastly outnumber Jack and the other guy They turn around
- 7:02Speaker 1: and they see this lunatic wearing a kilt, wielding a sword.
- 7:05Speaker 1: He's got bagpipes slung over his shoulder along with a
- 7:07Speaker 1: bow and arrow.
- 7:08Speaker 2: And they're like, okay, we give up.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Shortly after, the rest of the Nazis in this town
- 7:12Speaker 1: would surrender to Jack and his men. And for his actions,
- 7:15Speaker 1: Jack would be awarded the Distinguished Service Order. In 1944,
- 7:19Speaker 1: Jack was in Yugoslavia with the commandos trying to capture
- 7:22Speaker 1: a strategically valuable location called Point 62.
- 7:25Speaker 2: And when every man in his team was either killed
- 7:27Speaker 2: or severely wounded.
- 7:29Speaker 1: And when Jack had run out of arrows, instead of surrendering,
- 7:32Speaker 1: he pulled out his bagpipes and started playing until a
- 7:35Speaker 1: grenade detonated behind him, knocking him unconscious. The Nazis captured
- 7:39Speaker 1: him and sent him to Berlin to be interrogated because
- 7:42Speaker 1: they believed, because of his last name, Churchill, that he
- 7:45Speaker 1: was connected to or related to the Prime Minister, Winston Churchill.
- 7:49Speaker 1: He wasn't, not at all, so they ordered Jack to
- 7:51Speaker 1: be sent to a concentration camp. On his way out
- 7:53Speaker 1: of Berlin, Jack secretly flicked a lit cigarette butt into
- 7:57Speaker 1: one of his interrogator's offices and he lit it on fire,
- 8:00Speaker 1: but nobody knew it was him.
- 8:01Speaker 2: And so Jack arrives at this concentration camp and he's.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Only there for a couple of months before he and
- 8:06Speaker 1: another British military officer managed to escape by crawling underneath
- 8:10Speaker 1: one of the barbed wire fences. They'd slowly burrowed a
- 8:12Speaker 1: tunnel without anybody noticing. And then they jumped down into
- 8:15Speaker 1: this abandoned drainage pipe and they crawled out to freedom
- 8:17Speaker 1: that way. But their freedom would be short-lived because they
- 8:20Speaker 1: only made it a couple of miles before they were
- 8:22Speaker 1: recaptured by the Nazis. And so they were ordered to
- 8:24Speaker 1: go to another concentration camp that was considered much more secure.
- 8:28Speaker 1: But after only having been at this new concentration camp
- 8:30Speaker 1: for less than a year, once again, Jack was able
- 8:33Speaker 1: to escape.
- 8:34Speaker 2: This time, it was because there.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Was a power outage at the camp, and Jack just
- 8:37Speaker 1: put his shovel down and casually walked out the front gates,
- 8:41Speaker 1: and nobody noticed. He walked 150 miles in the treacherous
- 8:44Speaker 1: terrain of the Alps, surviving on vegetables he had stolen
- 8:48Speaker 1: from people's gardens. And then finally, eight days later, he
- 8:51Speaker 1: came across a United States armored division and they took
- 8:54Speaker 1: him in and reconnected him with British troops.
- 8:56Speaker 2: And then he was ultimately sent back to England.
- 8:58Speaker 1: And while Jack was free, he was very frustrated that
- 9:01Speaker 1: the war in Europe was effectively over and he had
- 9:04Speaker 1: missed most of it. And so he requested a transfer
- 9:06Speaker 1: to go out to Burma to fight against the Japanese
- 9:09Speaker 1: in the Pacific theater. But as soon as he got there,
- 9:12Speaker 1: the Americans had just dropped the atomic bombs on Nagasaki
- 9:15Speaker 1: and Hiroshima, Japan.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Abruptly ending World War II.
- 9:19Speaker 1: And when Jack heard about this, he was so disappointed
- 9:22Speaker 1: he would not get to do any more fighting, he
- 9:24Speaker 1: was quoted as saying, ah, if it wasn't for those Yanks,
- 9:27Speaker 1: we could have kept this war going for another 10 years.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Even though the war was over, Jack desperately wanted to
- 9:32Speaker 1: get into combat at.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Least one more time, And so he went to jump
- 9:36Speaker 2: school and.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Qualified as a parachutist at the age of 40. And
- 9:40Speaker 1: with this new qualification, he was assigned to a light
- 9:42Speaker 1: infantry unit, and they were deployed to Palestine to train
- 9:45Speaker 1: their army how to better fight the Arab forces. And
- 9:48Speaker 1: while he was there, he gained even more fame when
- 9:50Speaker 1: he defended a Jewish medical convoy from an Arab ambush.
- 9:54Speaker 2: And he did this all while wearing a kilt.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Another time, he and 12 of his men helped evacuate
- 9:59Speaker 1: seven people from a Jewish hospital that was under attack
- 10:02Speaker 1: from Arab forces. After Palestine, Jack came back to England
- 10:06Speaker 1: and eventually retired from the army. and then begrudgingly took
- 10:09Speaker 1: a desk job within the Ministry of Defense. And every
- 10:12Speaker 1: day on his commute home on the train, he would
- 10:15Speaker 1: take his briefcase and throw it out the window as
- 10:17Speaker 1: they were moving. What he had figured out was if
- 10:19Speaker 1: he threw it at the exact right moment, it would
- 10:21Speaker 1: land in the backyard of his house and he wouldn't
- 10:24Speaker 1: need to carry his briefcase from the station to his house.
- 10:26Speaker 1: But he didn't explain that to any of the other
- 10:28Speaker 1: passengers on the train They just figured there's some crazy
- 10:31Speaker 1: guy who keeps throwing his briefcases out the window. In
- 10:33Speaker 1: his retirement, he also became an extremely talented surfer. And
- 10:37Speaker 1: at one point, he wanted to surf the Severn Bore,
- 10:39Speaker 1: which is this huge wave in southwestern England that nobody
- 10:42Speaker 1: else had surfed before. And locals that were familiar with
- 10:45Speaker 1: this treacherous wave, they cautioned him and said, you really
- 10:47Speaker 1: shouldn't do this.
- 10:48Speaker 2: And he looked at them and he just said, I'll
- 10:50Speaker 2: be all right.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And then he proceeded to be the first person ever
- 10:53Speaker 1: to successfully ride that wave. Jack would ultimately die in 1996.
- 10:56Speaker 1: He was 89 years old.
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