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78 - S4Ep1: Yes, We Have No Havanas · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: A'm Lanai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: Did you give me permission here?
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  Speaker 3: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: You did?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you start the recording?
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  Speaker 3: No? Do you have me to you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you started?
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  Speaker 4: It's been recording.
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  Speaker 2: So sorry. I didn't really.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're really pretty. Also, I can't currently I cannot
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  Speaker 3: recommend Wendy's adult Minion's mail enough. This was my Happy
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  Speaker 3: Mail prize. It's one of the minion's dress as Wendy.
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  Speaker 3: There's even like a little cameo. Hi, I'm learning how
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  Speaker 3: to use my camera, little cam like brooch on it.
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  Speaker 3: It's I wanted the one where the minions in a frosty,
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  Speaker 3: but Abby's Happy now came.
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  Speaker 1: We wouldn't give us our toy, got ours, so sad.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get my toy the first time, so.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to try the frosty.
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  Speaker 3: I got all my money back for the whole order
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  Speaker 3: because it didn't give me the.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like a banana?
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  Speaker 1: Froasty banana chocolate was good?
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 4: I saw I saw it yesterday, but I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 5: I've been eating McDonald's apple pies Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I want to have sex with that banana Frosty. It
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  Speaker 3: is my favorite of the frosty flavors. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I don't really want to have sex with it. Look
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  Speaker 3: at you make it an air and face. Calm down. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Abby got a minion too, was my point. This one's
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  Speaker 3: a little movie director.
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  Speaker 4: The decent with the Wendy's Frosty again.
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  Speaker 3: Me, I still in the bedroom. I see big na
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  Speaker 3: man because I'm I'm gonna appeal on the floor and.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a plane.
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  Speaker 3: I took her outside. She laid down in the bark
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  Speaker 3: and I said, fuck you's she just laid down. It
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  Speaker 3: was literally like she wouldn't go pee. I'm still sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: You suck her ow.
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  Speaker 2: You need to teach her to use like a little
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  Speaker 2: litter box or something years old.
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  Speaker 4: That's gonna work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about buying her one of
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  Speaker 3: those those grass patches.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but like, oh yeah, like John has, well, my.
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  Speaker 3: Concern with that is that those start to smell over
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  Speaker 3: time and you have to keep replacing the grass, which
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  Speaker 3: is fine, but like I'm worried my neighbors are gonna
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  Speaker 3: be like my my upstairs neighbor's balcony s most like
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  Speaker 3: this or like every time it rains is the peak
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  Speaker 3: and a run downstairs. Yeah, that's true, so I'm not anyway,
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine it frozen solid in the winter.
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  Speaker 3: My abbs, scuse me, I'm in this building. You could
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  Speaker 3: only see my tongue and do you need to go
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  Speaker 3: peepy m No, my peppy is already wet. So I
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  Speaker 3: probably went on. I probably went on the peepy pad
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  Speaker 3: in the hall if I was your good.
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  Speaker 4: Girl purfect somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, good morning, everybuddy. I'm sorry. I was just sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Nice early.
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  Speaker 3: Supp Let's say what up?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Honoluni season four.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck season four. We fucking did it. I made it.
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  Speaker 2: Today we have a special guest. Yes, yeah, Bill Man.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he'll just start showing up every week.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair, That's very fair.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just giving you a ship. I love that
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  Speaker 3: you can join us, and I ask each week. So
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  Speaker 3: for those of you who don't know, Gina has been
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  Speaker 3: uh becoming our third host of.
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  Speaker 2: Bill's show, After.
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  Speaker 3: School mid Life Special. Yeah but no, we love having.
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  Speaker 4: So much fun when she shus up.
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  Speaker 2: I really enjoy mystery Science theatering the cartoons with you.
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  Speaker 2: That's the best part. And nobody gets to hear any.
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  Speaker 3: The best part is watching it and just talking mad
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  Speaker 3: shiit on.
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  Speaker 2: And then we're like, Bill, why did you make us
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  Speaker 2: watch this.
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  Speaker 3: Traumatizing In the first like minute of Kissy Fir, You've
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  Speaker 3: got a terrible tra right in the.
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  Speaker 2: Right in the intro. Yeah, yeah, train girl, I'll never
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  Speaker 2: forgive you for that, Bill, and then.
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  Speaker 3: Dead mom within thirty seconds of the actual content.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody was kidnapped in that episode though, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, Yeah, we'll get along gang and stop me.
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  Speaker 3: I will be kidnapped and bullied at these trauma kids today.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how lucky they are.
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  Speaker 2: God damn kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Why was there so much quicksand in the eighties?
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  Speaker 3: Like I remember thinking like if I come across kicksand
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  Speaker 3: don't try to get out, just wait, like.
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  Speaker 2: We knew how to get out, we just never found
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  Speaker 2: any Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think it started back in the sixties, and well
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  Speaker 5: Bucks Bunny had a lot of it too.
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  Speaker 3: Where did it? Where did the idea that just like
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  Speaker 3: laying around were massive amounts of puddles of quicksand like.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, sure, some old white man that wrote something was like,
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  Speaker 5: there's quick stand here, Oh there must be all over
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  Speaker 5: the place.
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  Speaker 2: He read one article.
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  Speaker 3: I love that Bill's old man is also like the
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  Speaker 3: old timey prospector that oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on to your hats and glass. Can you do
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  Speaker 2: more than Bill.
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  Speaker 4: Realized? I was doing a boye so much.
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  Speaker 3: Bill mannis old timey prospector.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna drown all these kids and quicksand.
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  Speaker 4: Throw those kittens in that river.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck these kids.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, we thought kissy fur with stark. Bill mannas
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  Speaker 3: just drowned a litter of kittens.
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  Speaker 1: So my grandma was gonna drown of little kittens in
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  Speaker 1: a bag in the river. But when she tossed the
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  Speaker 1: bag and got stuck in a tree, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to play anymore. I'm going home.
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  Speaker 3: Well, good news is we don't live in nineteen fifties
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  Speaker 3: in America.
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  Speaker 2: What what did your grandma want to drown the kittens?
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  Speaker 1: They just kittens, They were healthy.
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  Speaker 3: That's worse. Yeah, okay, that's worse.
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  Speaker 2: She did she leave the tree, like what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I think she said they got him down, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what happened after that.
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  Speaker 3: In the fucking river.
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  Speaker 4: The fire department to get him down, and then the
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  Speaker 4: fire department threw them in the room.
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  Speaker 3: You know in my my aim.
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  Speaker 2: Snapped their little next make it quick, come on Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm going to time travel and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: tell my grandfa he should broxt just snap.
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  Speaker 2: There is persons drowning them in a bag.
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  Speaker 5: To the They just take them to the main society,
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  Speaker 5: which kills them.
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  Speaker 2: I miss my dog. I feel like your parents. Remember
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  Speaker 2: of my family just died.
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  Speaker 3: Can I interest you in a small white dog?
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  Speaker 1: You need a memorial quilt to put over the bed
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  Speaker 1: behind you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pack, Abby, you're moving to Florida.
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  Speaker 2: I think Abby in love on her.
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  Speaker 3: You think how it's hot here, How wrong you are.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about nicer things. Okay, Kristen, tell us about
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  Speaker 2: your vacation.
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  Speaker 1: We went camping up in Tahoe, hiking, biking, got to
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  Speaker 1: swim in the lake, which is nice and cold. I'd
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  Speaker 1: love it. We got some bears that came through the campsite,
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  Speaker 1: which they do all the time. As long as you
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  Speaker 1: have your food put away, it's fine. One of the
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  Speaker 1: neighboring camps didn't have their food out put away, and
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  Speaker 1: the bear got a couple of their sandwiches. And this
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  Speaker 1: was a little bear. It was like eighteen months old
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  Speaker 1: and this thing had no fear, like it got within
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  Speaker 1: like I don't know, three six feet of us.
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  Speaker 3: How did I get access to a no fear store
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  Speaker 3: to get and no fear thing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Brow bear, not brother bear.
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  Speaker 2: I just picture like the game End Bears when she
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  Speaker 2: says it like they just showed up, hey bitches.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, So is that like James is an eighteen
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  Speaker 3: months old bear cub? James, Well, he gives bear cub vibes.
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  Speaker 1: The little bear was like the size of Saint Bernard.
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  Speaker 2: Probably that's pretty fucking big.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't scared of people, Like he got really close.
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  Speaker 2: We had to like think they're black bears, aren't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're little, they're not aggressive, they're just looking for
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  Speaker 1: they just wanted to. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They look at Jeremy and they're like, let's cattle.
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  Speaker 1: The other bear that came through was a lot bigger,
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  Speaker 1: and that one was skittish. He didn't want to be
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  Speaker 1: around people. He made no wise and he ran off.
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  Speaker 1: But the other one was he got up on our
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  Speaker 1: ice chest, was checking up on top of the bear locker,
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  Speaker 1: just very inquisitive. But what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: Just watch him or do you back the help no.
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  Speaker 1: You don't back up. You make yourself big and you
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  Speaker 1: make lots of noise.
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  Speaker 3: I come big. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you do, sweet pea.
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  Speaker 1: But who It was a lot of fun, and there
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  Speaker 1: was also another plague squirrel warning sign this year that
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  Speaker 1: don't feed or touch the squirrels and chipmunks and stuff
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  Speaker 1: because they get fleas and they could be carrying the plague.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's fun, but that's.
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  Speaker 3: Like all squirrels, to be honest. Like the reason squirrels
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  Speaker 3: move out of their homes so frequently, it's not that
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  Speaker 3: they're bougie about real estate. It's that their nests get
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  Speaker 3: so infested.
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  Speaker 2: With fleas they have to just build a d I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. Every time one's here on the patio
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, should I steal it? It starts like
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  Speaker 3: scratching and I was like, nope, you're dirty. I need
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  Speaker 3: a baby squirrel before it's.
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  Speaker 2: Sick to give a flea bath.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds fun with how sharp their nails are.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I would like to do. Well, I'm happy
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  Speaker 2: you had fun, Kristen. Yeah, it's gross and I would
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  Speaker 2: never do it, but I'm glad.
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  Speaker 3: You have well, okay, but they camp like they enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, but they also camp where there's like bathrooms
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  Speaker 3: and and there.
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  Speaker 2: Are like with running water. Yeah, well that's all right.
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  Speaker 3: It's.
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  Speaker 2: Step up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a state park.
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  Speaker 3: It's pooping in a hole.
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  Speaker 1: They're like actual toilet.
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  Speaker 3: No. No, I'm saying it's like when you go so
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  Speaker 3: far out into wilderness that you have to like ta
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  Speaker 3: like seat in a bucket or like dig a hole
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  Speaker 3: that I'm just like, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we sleep in town. Yeah, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: my stepdad brought his solar generator things so that they
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  Speaker 1: could charge the margarita machine. So I mean they're still luxuries. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we have margaritas every night, so that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that that's camping machine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still camping, but you're still still in a tent.
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  Speaker 2: And then the sleeping bag.
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  Speaker 3: No, but she takes like these like bougier mattress things, right,
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  Speaker 3: you don't sleep on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: This year, I actually had a cot that I bought.
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  Speaker 1: I got it for.
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  Speaker 4: Eighteen you know, I don't say I have a cat.
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  Speaker 1: So I finally, it's like half of the cops Jeremy
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  Speaker 1: sleeps on a pat on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have little fairy lights in the tent. That's glamping.
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  Speaker 1: No, sometimes my mom puts up fairy lights around the campsite.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you do glamp, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Not really glamping. But when you said there was a
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  Speaker 3: margarita machine, any objection to us calling it glamor.
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  Speaker 2: This bougie last?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but do it because it's still dirty and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can get plague.
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  Speaker 4: And they're still if you's kind of an between.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, likes grows and bears.
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  Speaker 2: No, email us if you can think of a term
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  Speaker 2: for half glamping, semi right, semi glamp. I got the
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  Speaker 2: semi glamp. I gotta go to physical therapy.
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  Speaker 4: I got the cream for them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I just thought of a fun new game. We
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  Speaker 3: could play old timey sexual disease or weird words we've
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  Speaker 3: made up?
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  Speaker 2: Or yeah, her gen z words? Bill, what's up with you?
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  Speaker 2: Tell us about your life?
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  Speaker 4: Just working? My daughter graduated high school?
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  Speaker 2: Get a fucking job?
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  Speaker 5: No, my son got the one were a week ago,
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  Speaker 5: a little over a week ago.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what he did?
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  Speaker 4: What one twenty one?
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  Speaker 2: Do you beer with him?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you?
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  Speaker 2: Every day dream?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't had a chance to he's either running around
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  Speaker 4: or I've been working.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, I didn't get to see him take his first shot,
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  Speaker 5: so it'll was that fireball.
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  Speaker 3: He liked it.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Did you watch him close? Like you've taken a fucking
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  Speaker 2: shot before? I could see it in your feet.
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  Speaker 4: He did.
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  Speaker 5: He might have had a few tastes here and there
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  Speaker 5: at other friend's house, but you could tell you had
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  Speaker 5: never had a full shot because he was at first,
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  Speaker 5: And we're all like, that's not how you do a shot.
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  Speaker 2: It's called a shot, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: I literally cannot wait for Colton Pens to be twenty one, except,
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  Speaker 3: oh yeah, he comes from you know, fifty percent of
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  Speaker 3: him is weird, right because he doesn't like alcohol, and not.
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  Speaker 2: Just Tracy likes alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: But Tracy loves it. So I'm like, if there's a
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  Speaker 3: chance he wants to go drinking, I.
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  Speaker 2: Will, don't you That boy's brain, he's a genius. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to overdose him on hour, like this
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  Speaker 3: is not a college hazing. I just want to take
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  Speaker 3: him and buy him a drink.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, songs, there's no predatorial intentions. We're gonna disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's the closest thing to a sun I'm never
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  Speaker 3: gonna have yet. Don't make it gross just because.
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  Speaker 2: You got something right here on your faith.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even find Eddie attractive. Why would I find
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  Speaker 3: his offspring attractive? Gross? Tracy's the hottie in that family.
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  Speaker 3: I find it Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: He looks a lot like him.
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  Speaker 3: I find Eddie repulsive because he's basically like an antagonistic
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  Speaker 3: older brother to me. So I just never saw the attraction.
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  Speaker 3: So the fact that Colton looks like him is even
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  Speaker 3: more where I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm gonna slap you for what your dad did.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you?
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  Speaker 3: You know what. We're not friends anymore, sat Live on Air.
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  Speaker 4: Stay tuned for next week's episode.
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  Speaker 1: We're not friends?
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  Speaker 2: Are you and Coulton are friends?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the male the males of the Penn's
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  Speaker 3: family in general. No, I can. Oh that's too smart
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  Speaker 3: and sweet. I want him. He's He's what Whitney Houston
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  Speaker 3: wrote the song about right the children are a future.
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  Speaker 3: She had a premonition about what a cool kid Golden
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  Speaker 3: was going to be, and that he's like just a
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  Speaker 3: decent human too, like that people his age, are not
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  Speaker 3: just like kind my mom was like Daddie and Colton
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  Speaker 3: were so lovely. It's like they are nice people.
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  Speaker 2: It is unusual, welcome to the Colton Pens.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not that unusual. There's a lot of kids
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  Speaker 4: that age the good kids.
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  Speaker 5: You just don't see it because everybody's The ones that
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  Speaker 5: aren't are the ones that are on TikTok, that are
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  Speaker 5: on getting on the news.
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  Speaker 2: But we need to shower these kids with praise to
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  Speaker 2: keep them being good kids. We need to recognize, right.
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  Speaker 4: I don't recognize.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a parent. What do you think, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, kids, or should we just be
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  Speaker 2: like good? That's the way you're supposed to be? Fuck you,
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  Speaker 2: I'm honest. Okay, Yeah, it's give them just an ada
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  Speaker 2: boy and that's it.
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  Speaker 3: I was a good kid because I was afraid to
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  Speaker 3: be a bad kid because it would disappoint my parents.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe we go away.
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  Speaker 2: Not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we go to it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, you're still in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: But also I'm just emotionally scarred. Cool.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, you don't treat them like you would a person.
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  Speaker 4: Tell them if they do good, tell them if you
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  Speaker 4: do bad.
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  Speaker 3: It's not.
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  Speaker 4: Like a bracket surgery.
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  Speaker 2: They're like a person, but they're not a person.
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  Speaker 5: They're grown farrel every so often, but for the most part,
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  Speaker 5: you just treat them like you want to be treated.
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  Speaker 2: Like Bill, your kids are are like grown Now, what's
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  Speaker 2: like the hardest age to parent? It not your age,
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  Speaker 2: their age.
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  Speaker 4: The fact that he's twenty one and thinks he does everything, and.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's hard.
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  Speaker 1: Well, of course they know everything.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, shut the fuck.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Up, get away from me.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Is he telling you how you're an idiot all day?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Oh? No, he knows better.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It's like you at work with your boss.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: So he's tried to be you know, snarky and tried
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: to say dirty jokes to his mom before.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: And I said, do you want me to start telling them?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird when it's your mom, does she take it? Well?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, she's been married to me for twenty four years.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, oh god, another one.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: She's just as dirty as I am. Sometimes as far
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: as the jokes.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Go, it's oh good, I like her.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: But he tried to say, like, ha, you know, made
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: a sex joke. To his mom one time when I
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: was on the phone with her, and I think I
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: started saying you like just he was like fifteen or something,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: just at that age he's big. So I said, do
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: you want me to start talking about it? I said,
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: just because remember if I'm saying something about myself, I'm
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: saying about your mom too.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Remember I think your mom. Kid. Just think about that
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: where you're laying in bed at night. Right next day.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I know how to scar my kids.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: You thought you heard something, you heard us And.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: My daughter actually listens to this show, so she's gonna
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: hear this.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, daughter, Oh no, what's her name?
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Emma?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Emma, Emma.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I'm traumatized for you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: So my dad made a joke like that yesterday and
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I went, well, I guess I wouldn't be here without that.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: So I'm glad you did it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: The one time.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: You're kind of like, I just don't want to think
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Just just wait until your grandmother says something like that.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Oh she would be impressive because she's dead. Like, wow, Grandma,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: tell me more.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I'm hearing I'm getting I'm getting vibrations from Wilma.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: She says, no, she turn off my magic wand.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: It's fine. I'm fine, everything's fine.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Grandma you dirty horror.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Grandma you dirty horror.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: That's our theme for season four, Grandma you dirty dirty four?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Season four, Grandma's a whore. Well, speaking of season four,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I would be remiss if I didn't say we have
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: a winner for season three? Is it me? No? And
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: guess what? It's not me? Damn right? Do you want
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: to make Kristen? Do you want to tell everyone that
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: it's not me that I have zero points? No? Okay,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: if it.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Could be Kristin, it would be every time.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Actually, Aaron got seventeen points in season three. Pretty impressive,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: good job.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I probably got no you guys sixty eight ah one
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: shot making to for proud.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: That I hereby granty one bonus point. He's sofa sixty nine.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: May the odds ever be in your favor? So are
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: you going to tell us who the winner is? Since
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: you do all the heavy lifting?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Christy.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: The winner of season three quiz competition.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Is prop Daddy mister James. Yes, so James could not
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: be with us today. He has an exciting, busy life, So.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: You want to accept it on his behalf.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: We'll get him an award and we'll get that over
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Bills do better.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Aaron and James are now no longer in the running.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah right next year. I thought the award out in
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: a timely fashion. You son of a bitch, How very
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: dare you? Unbelievable?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Do you have an award ready?
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: It's about halfway done. I'm at the point where I'm
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: gonna have to start spraying at gold. But he couldn't
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: be with us today. Next it's fucking.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: She doesn't have to mail it. Yes, we should be good.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Won the award. It's halfway done.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us for the last ever on the
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: LUNI podcast.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Batally at the times Aaron either tries to cancel the
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: podcast or fire one.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Oh you should Oh how I would the show? I
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: would guess that, to be honest. Kristen's got the most
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: terminations because she she gets a little bar or a
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: little brave with her picking on me. I think we
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: all saw what happened to uh Samantha in Sex and
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: the City, right, I mean, keep keep it up, homie
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: g I'm just kidding. It's fine. We all get along here.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: We all have childhood trauma.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: So Phil and I were Samantha dungeon Crawler Carl, I
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: will tell your mother. Sure, you girls aren't there yet.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I was just like, you know, if you, if you,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: if you're gonna be whiny kim control, maybe you're not
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: going to be invited back. Okay, look here's the deal. Yeah, crosses,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: She crossed her fingers. All right, guys, we are looking
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: for a podcast host.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: No, we're not stabbing.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Fine, whatever, good job, James, you did it. Sorry, James,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: your glory was shipped on by Kristin hating me. But
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: we love you and we're working on.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Wait, how many points did you get, Kristen? I gotta know,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Holy fucking yeah, my extra bonus point didn't make any.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: What was the next closest score to yours? I'm assuming
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: it was James? Right, So what was that?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: James was thirty two?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: It's probably me.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Gina's it's me, Gina, James, Aaron and.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: The double like triple my score, triple word score.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: John got fourteen in their two episodes. Wow, that's pretty
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: pretty high.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well, on that happy note, we're gonna
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: go away. Nope, we're not, Causina's gonna tell us about
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: the episode. And yeah, pretty sure, well, it's been a minute, right,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: We've always all been traveling. We have new period in
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: many weeks, and I just don't remember.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Two weeks.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: That's a long time.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Totsy Pop Season four, episode one. It's called Yes We
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Have No Havanas. Original air date was October eighth, nineteen
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: eighty eight. Director Terry Hughes, written by Nathan and Barry Finaro,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Bill Kristen, what do you think? Yes we Have No
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Havanas will.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Be about shopping for a hat.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Just there's twenty five minutes shot.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: They can't find it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: It's all one shot.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: One.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: There's the Cuban style hats that are I think they're
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Havana hats.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Or I don't know Aaron's a fashion one.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I can guys, I can neither confirm
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: nor deny that because I didn't study hats. But what
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I do want to say is that in my head
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: it's flip flops, because there's that flip flop brand, Havana,
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Havaiiani's or whatever.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you say that, but that's.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: The closest thing I could think of when I saw
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: the title for this week.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I see it it's kind of like a
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: wide brims sun hat styled like a fedora.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but see, I think that's just a miscommunication because
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: they're trying to call and reserve a beach cabana for
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: their trip beach, but they're saying havana, So they're saying no,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: we have no havanas, but they're trying to reserve a command.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: We haven't seen them go to the beach, have we.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Episode?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: You think Blanche should be scamming on all the.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Guys at the beach?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Who do you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Guys think will be the hardest for Aaron to prove
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: is the villain Blanche? Yeah, missus Devereux Blonge long All right,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: now you can a.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Sound phil no that we watched a cartoon where it
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: was supposed to be an hour or something.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: That's a sick.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: The cow couldn't move.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not happy now, guys, we want you to
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: practice your moves. But while you're doing that, listen to
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: these commercials and then watch the show. We'll be back
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: with you when we're done.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: To me, Hey, I'm pants Saren, this is Stevie and
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: I'm Augie, and we are because fuck you. That's why
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: the podcast it's all about playing games and having fun.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Our games are mostly based on British panel shows or
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: British game shows, but we'll play just about anything that
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: catches our attention and imagination. Our show is all about laughs,
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: So please come by and have a great time.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Why because fuck you, that's why we come back.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Catter just kidding, wrong show. I haven't made that joke
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: in a couple of seasons. It's just feltic time.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Right, what'd your kids think?
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Just get Yeah, it's fun, kind of a fun storyline,
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: nothing too taxing on the brain, right.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We didn't really have like a crazy subplot because
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: it was just sort of an all inclusive well.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I guess the history. Yeah, I don't know which one
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: was the main plot, probably for now, I guess.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: So they closed it out.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah cool.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: You guys want to jump into quiz?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I'm yeah, let's do it all right.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: So I wanna I want to preface this by saying,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: on account that Bill didn't win last season, he is
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: in the running for this season. So we're gonna do
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: a little brief I think it's what eight questions. We're
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: gonna do a cumulative review and an attempt to give
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Bill some additional points as a leg up in our
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: season four competition. Oh also, I mean Kristen's probably gonna
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: slaughter us all but we have a tiny cumulative review.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I have based the cumulative review because I am a
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: nice person on only the three episodes that Bill was
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: on in three all right, so we'll go in order
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: of episodes. Some of you may be feverishly searching for
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: notes at this point, or you may have some of
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: these memorized.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I don't remember which ones he was on.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I'll that's okay.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: So are we doing two separate quizzes?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Fuck? Yeah, we are, ok yeah, just a little baby quiz. Well,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: those buzzers are ready for y'all, and I'm ready to start.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: This isn't it? Let's do it?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Buzz buzz?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Wait? Wait are you ready, miss Farley, missus Harley?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: First question spell biscayne, Chris, I C A y n
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: E R. All right, christ how.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just funny, all.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, well, all right, first point goes to Kristen.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Let me reset those buzzers. No one else even buzzed,
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: and you guys were.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: So busy last that took my.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Okay, I didn't realize we couldn't have any
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: spelling questions for I'll better next, all right. In season three,
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: episode two, one for the money, where does Sophia get
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: the water she wants to sell? M Oh, Kristen by
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: a little margin from the hose the spigott. Yes, yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: we don't hear that word east coast it is. I
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: love it. Yeah, I'm fine with it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: And it's spread. But yeah, it's not a universal word.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I love that word. I don't know why it's to me.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's the word that describes it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: All right. Still in that same episode, guys, what TV
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: show is Sofia always talking about watching Bill mannis.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Saying elsewhere already something.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: No, I almost want to give you a bonus point
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: because we did talk about thirty something three separate times
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: in season. But no, that was not correct. Gina was next,
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: We're gonna see what she says.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say young and restless.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: No, that is also wrong. So now Kristen twenty four
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: seconds later, is going to come in and sweep up
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: the point is my cash?
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: It is mesh see the final episode, and it had
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: been off for several years at.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: The Yeah, there was there's well, so so the one
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: for the money show is a clip show, and so
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: two of the portions of that is Sophia trying to
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: get a TV to watch mash Well, get a TV. Anyway,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Let's move on final question of that episode, which was
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: what do the girls call their catering company? Ooh dance.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I kind of remember some of it, but I can't
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: remember the full thing.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Well you could fucking try. No one has bugged it, all.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Right, three ladies something or three old ladies or heads.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I mean that's that's the closest of any of you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: But no anyone Gina.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Three widows?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: No, okay, all right, that's fine. No stump on this one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I don't need a point. The answer was Miami Mom's catering.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Oh right, this episode of the flashback for that catering
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: there was that like wedding maybe gonna happen and they
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: had like thirty six chickens in the kitchen. All right,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: all right, so no points for that one. Now we
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: are going to move to episode three of season three,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: you know, because we always have back to back episodes.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: So what does Uncle Hingablock leave Rose.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: A pig?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yes? Huh, okay, Phil, you get the point. The pig's
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: name was Baby. The episode was something about bringing up
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Baby and reference to bringing up Baby the Terrific movie. Okay,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: last question from that episode, which of Blanche's sons has
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: asthma m H Gina Skippy? Yeah it is skippy. Good
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: jump you didn't. I'm proud of you, guys, honestly. Woo.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: All right. Last episode that we will be doing questions
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: from is season three episode thirteen, better known as The Artist.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: That was a good one, yes, all right. First question
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: of that one is what is the name of the artist? Bill? Uh?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: It was ahead of Laslow?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, perfect? All right. Here's the last question of
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: that of this cumulative quiz. And this one's a little wordy,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: and this is exactly how the question appeared in the
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: quiz because I loved what I wrote. Blench tells Rose
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: that Laslow could go to sea World to see a
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: naked whale. But where does Rose say he could go?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Kristen you or to your bathtub?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: All right, that I was. I'm like, there's something about
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: her being fat. I can't remember.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: How did she word it?
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: All right? Do you want to do the recap of
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: the points for that Chris, butter.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: Cup picked a cute name, little Cup, and how zero,
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Gina has one, Bill has two, and Kristen five.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Right, there's eight total.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: You have four points four? No one got questioned four right,
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: so I did so?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: But okay, Aaron zero, Gina one, Bill two, and I
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: got four.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Just to word Claire, I could have had a point.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I just it doesn't matter, right, Aaron. None. Just needs
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: to be quite so loud in this In this instance,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: it can be for the next quiz. Are you ready
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: for the next quiz? Ready? All right? So this one's
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: based on real time what we watched today. Our minds
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: are not cloudy. This is yes, we have no havanas.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: How many years has it been since Sophia showered with
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: a man? Bill was close, but Kristin was first.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Twenty two years.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yep, it buzn't just in case they both got it wrong.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: That wasn't likely, point goes to Kristen.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: All right, next question, what are the three rs? According
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: to Rome.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Sh sorry buzz.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Didn't he buzzed? So that made me buzz?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, technically Gina was the first one to bud
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: in when I was done talking. Uh, but we could
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: go it's yeah. I know, like Kristen is a look
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: on her face and I was trying to interpret it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Gina, reading, writing, rooster inating.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you just want to point out writing that's
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: not began with.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Bothered.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: They always say reading, writing, and arithmetic that also does
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: not start with.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: It because they all have ours in them.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: It's stupid. You're stupid roast. All right, let's move on next.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: What we learned this episode?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: She was especially dumb. Okay, Blanche tells Fidel that Sophia
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: is incorrigible. What does Sophia say? She calls Blanche Kristin
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: cheap slut, a cheap sloot. Next question, what does Jim
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Shoe have an extra of in his wallet? A sheepskin
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: yep sheepskin condom because he's gross.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: He must be allergic to latex.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I do love that he invited her to Beny Hannah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: She wanted to.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Earn Asians, so I have to reference an Asian restaurant. Also,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: That's how it felt to me.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and this is right after we picked on
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: the man's name. Yeah, Jim Shoe, Jim Oh, I get it,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: do you.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Jim Mama?
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: This next question. This is three points.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Three points?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait, why is it three points? It's two points,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: it's two points. Okay, that's my it's a typo. It's
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: just a type. It's a typo. Oh, okay, here we go.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Two points, why didn't Rose graduate high school?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: And well, you didn't know, she was gonna say, and
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: two points?
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna reset that.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Do it again.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna read the question. It's because people are so
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: afraid of Kristen whining. All right, two points? Why didn't
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Rose graduate high school? And what else did she miss? Christ?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: She got mono from the kissing booth at the Founder's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Stay Fair, slept for six months, and missed the integration
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: of Major League Baseball.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Yep, okay, mono like put you down for that long?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, I.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Didn't get it, but.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah I used somebody who was hospital and I saw
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: it for three months.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: You like COVID where you just you're so tired.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Wow, it's about my ballerina friend in high
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: school got mono and she was out of school for
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: two months, and she felt kind in her studies, and
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: she some of her muscles like atrophied a little bit
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: because she wasn't dancing every day. It was a real
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: like struggle for her to get back on point and
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: to get back to.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: They not have big meds. You just have to wait
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I've never kicked yours.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I kissed a lot of people too, So for all
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: intents and purposes, Aaron should have had mono at least once.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I did. All right, well, mono sucks.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: But here's the next question. The horse has gone from
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: the table in the living room again, but one item
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: in the kitchen has finally changed.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: It was the bowlder. I didn't see it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm bill the wall, No, No, the pan on
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: the wall.
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: No.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: All right, well I'm gonna I'm gonna.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I think you get that.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: One on the calendar is finally on a different page.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: It has become a new month four seasons in. It
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: is on a green page. It has been on that
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: burgundy page for three full seasons.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: That all take place in one month.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: So fucking excited to see that. Someone was like, oh,
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: maybe it's not the same month for three years from
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: sut dresser or what you know what, maybe it should
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: be a different page of the same calendar. All right,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: So okay, so that's me. I got a point.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. We did not catch that. Now
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: we know other things to look for.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Christ Yeah, there's like a really hideous pink vase where
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: the horse was.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Also the horse has the spirit of Coco in it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Spirit. All right, all right? The next question, who is
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Fidel on a date with at the pier h Gina.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Buzzy, Sophia Patrolla.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: That is correct.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: We were talking about Ruth Buzzy, so I made my
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: name Gina Buzzy, and then we were buzzying in.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I am I can't joke. Yeah, we're on zoom all right. Uh.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Next question, how many linen suits does Fidel wear in
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: a day? Gina Buzzy.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Well, he said he was changing into his third so
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: at least three, yeah, three suits. It was pretty late,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: so probably three. I like to think of it as
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: like his going to bedsuit.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: It's just me, yes, Abbie neanxt question is my question?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Oh perfect? I love it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: What do Blanche and I have in common?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Christen never shared men or a pizza?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm going to give you a
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: good point. I don't like to date boys. I just
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: like pizza. But yeah, answer, did.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: You figure that out? Because it was pizza? Did you
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: know where she was going for pizza?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I knew where she was going. A good one.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I like these random Abby questions every now and then.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Well she wants to feel like she's actually doing something.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Right, Thanks Abby?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome too much, Antina? All right? What does Rose
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: say Defi's explanation? Mm hmmm.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Kristen Pruce Willis's hair.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean he didn't go Shatner and wear you know,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: a full on rug.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: That's the time he still had hair.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: He had hair, it was thinning and he kept like.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yelly over it, a little fluffy.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: It was like, uh, yeah, it's like a spiky looking ah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: According to Dorothy, what movie could they play on Roses behind?
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: M hmm, Bill, how the West was one?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yes? I love that movie. It's it's like really long, right,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: but I do love it and I love that two
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: of my favorite music theater people share scenes together in
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: that film. But I don't want to destroy your trivia,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Saul Weight and.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'll no, I didn't have that kind of trivia tell us.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Oh well, Uh. Debbie Reynolds and Robert Preston, Uh interact
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: in that and I it's some of my favorite scenes
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: in When is basically a ninety six hour movie.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like two and a half hours.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Such a long, it's on two DVD's, it's so long,
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: all right. Anyway, moving on, Adolf Hitler, well Rich Stricklemeyer
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: was the high school history teacher. But who was the
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: pe teacher? Kristen A.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Brown yep, very confused?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: A currently was now in the girls.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like hiding in plain sight in Santa La. Ever,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: all right, we have three questions left and then we
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: can skid at all to the next bits. Who was
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: playing Avida at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Bill Ruth Buzzy, Oh right, god, damn it, one, Gina Buzzy,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: It's literally in your name today. But that's fine, Ruth Buzzy.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm hot, I'm Ryan high because i got
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: a point today. Right, all right, let's although if I
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: had what thirty two points you said or something?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not there too, seventeen.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: She laughed, you off.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: She oh no, that found very that's what James had.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Who won for the season?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Oh no, honey, sweetheart, honey, no, no, baby girl.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: What happened to Fidel.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Kristen died.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, okay, kind of like our friendship in today's episode.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: All right, last but not, We'll be fine next week.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Fiddell's face has more powder on it than who.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Bill and Miller.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yep, all right, game's over. What's the score?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Christen Aaron got one point, Gina and Bill both got three,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: and I got nine.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Good joby did it?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: He did it?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm just kidding.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Got three times as many as us.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: All right, do you have some trivia for us? Hi?
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I sure do. Start with the cast. Henry Darrow was
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Fidel Santiago. He was in Santa Barbara, he was Ralph On,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: was Jim Shoe. He was apparently a new Girl and
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Gilmour Girls.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: It was Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Magda Harrout was the woman in the funeral that spoke.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: She was in Quantum.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Leap like an episode.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: John Acorn as the priest. He was in Bailey Kipper's
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: point of view.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know that, tright, I don't That's not real.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just wrote a note. I was like, oh,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: b Arthur grew her hair out. I was just clocking
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: that and we noticed Blanche didn't have the perm anymore.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Rose's hair looks like the same.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Well, she got that new hairspray to flog the hits from.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Dorothy Fidel's characters in his seventies, but Henry Darrow was
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: fifty five, and in old age makeup they love to
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: do that. I don't know if you guys saw all
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: the makeup. Yeah, the title of the episode is for
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: the song Yes We Have No Bananas by Frank Silver
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: and Irving Cone from the Broadway review make It Snabby.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: My tribute about how the West was won was it
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: was filmed in cinerama and it was projected on very
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: wide screens. So she was saying that Rose had a
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: fat ass. It's like a layered joke. You had to
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Rose says she never graduated, but she told us in
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: the past she was valedictorian. So we're like, I guess
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: they're wreck conning it. I don't know how that's They said, Well,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: the trivia said roosters are mail and can't be inceminated,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: but Rose said, you know, warm your hands up. So
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I think it's implying that you're getting the fluid. Yeah,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: not Inmating the Rooster It we mentioned Rex the Wonder Horse.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: He starred in films in the twenties and thirties. We
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: mentioned Red Skelton paintings. Those were of sad clowns. They
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: look creepy, so Aeron will probably blind by some.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I like those, how very am.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: They mentioned bromas Seltzer, which was an Anna Acaid. We
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: talked about that a while ago. Ruth Buzzy was an
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: actress and comedian. Ann Miller was an actress and a
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: dancer and cinema musicals. That's all I have.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: She really almost had sort of like a white glow
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: to her face. She really was always like super powdered.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: So I literally like snort laughed the first time I
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: was rewatching this episode to do the quiz.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you knew who that was, you were like, I.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Was like, burn that bitch. She does look like it's
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: too much translucent.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Miller, Oh yeah, looking at a picture of her, Like
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: even at like her late stage, she was like super
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: power powdered.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: She was really afraid of being shiny.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: I guess, like, uh, it's a damn movie. No more
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: wire hanger moved. Yeah, Mommy DearS looks not that bad,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: but it's close.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. By the way, just back to Henry Darrow for
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: a second. He played Cruise's dad on Santa Bottom Ba
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: and it was a that was a soap opera that
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: was on during the three hour NBC block. I saw
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: him a lot as a child, and it would have
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: been about the same time as this, and he was
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: sort of a sexy yeah, and so I was like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: he looks real old. That's not right anyway. So I
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: guess you want me to.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Talk about the villain if you wouldn't mind.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, it's on the same Blanche made
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: it real easy, right because she was fighting a sweet
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: little old lady for a sweet little old man who
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: was fucking the entire town.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: And it's another one of the director guys.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you what it is. It is absolutely
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: wild to me that at one point she called her
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: a wrinkled little raisin and tennis shoes. That is so disrespectaful,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I'm not it was a good line.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: The California Yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, Flance was the villain
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: in this.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Once the age appropriate man fell in love with Sophia,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: she should have just backed the fuck off and instead
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: she's coming in and her she's like, oh this is
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: this is nikeown, so see you through you know.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Oh she just lay down.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah she she's literally fighting a woman who has survived
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: a stroke and a fire at her nursing home for a.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Man and the Saint Valentine's day master.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. Yeah, good fall good fall out on that.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I think this was an easy one. You
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: guys didn't know you were wandering into the easiest villain
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: on the planet. But yeah, Lance with a bullet is
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: the villain.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Also, just like that director episode, how does Fidel have
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: the time to see all these women? No, and the
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: fact that nobody caught on between the two and the
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: one house, well.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: And they were doing just between the two women in
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: the house, there were like four dates in one day.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: One day with them.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's like.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Villa out and about he literally just wore his body
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: out fucking ladies, right, Like that's how he died. Right.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: How does he have that kind of stamina at that age?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Like guys in their fifties, forties and fifties don't have
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: that kind of stamp.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: The Melin well done. Yeah, thanks This one wasn't hard
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: and I barely wrote notes because they had to do
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: much work. But speaking of work, we're not work, rather
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: speaking of fun and notes. Where can they? Where can
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: they find us?
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: You can find are you well? You're part of that show? Yeah?
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Us is okay.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can find us at on Facebook and Instagram,
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: After School, Midlife Special and pretty.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Much anywhere you can find a podcast, you can find
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: our show. Listen with it. It's a lot of fun.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Traumatized by Kissy?
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can find out the horror that is Rubik's
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: the Amazing Cube that show?
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Do you hate that one? More? Get Along Gang?
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: That is the bottom is worst and then pac Man
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: and then Get Along Gang pac Man. The ghosts don't
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: even stay the same color from frame to frame. Literally
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: no funks given. They were like here here, there's thirty
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: animators in a room. Pick a collar. That's your ghost today?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Through through them together? Yeah, it was it was bad anyway, the.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Ghost the background would change frame the.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Frame, Kristen, where can our listeners find us?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: You can reach us across all socials at Onluni pod
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: and you can email us at alminipod at gmail dot com.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi, is this me hip? He came out you
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: guys said such a nice something a dad. Oh no, sorry,
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: I got cheesecake in my mouth. I gutted cheesecake, cut
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: it for you guys, and it's ready. But I try
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: a little so okay. Dairy product. Dairy products are not
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: good if you're on a Namby podcast.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: No, thank you, Flemy, Yeah, thanks Abby, thank you Bill, Yes,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: thank you time.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Bye bye bye bye