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When One Door Closes, Janet Will Tell You (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
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  Speaker 2: in a Pod. Today we are going to be recapping
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  Speaker 2: the Valley. How are you, Dolores, I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm going to the happiest place on Earth today, Disneyland.
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  Speaker 1: Oh get out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I feel so bad. I mean, my daughter's nineteen,
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  Speaker 2: and I still feel bad when I have to go
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  Speaker 2: away for a weekend or in this month of where
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  Speaker 2: we May. I've been like.
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  Speaker 1: Today's May twenty eighth, It's Frank's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Have you happy birthday?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Cast trip?
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  Speaker 2: Then I got home, I went to New York and then.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't been there.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have not been. I have not been home
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  Speaker 2: the month May.
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  Speaker 1: So ever since I need some attention.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so Memorial Day when we got back from NAPA,
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  Speaker 2: we went to lunch and went shopping, and then yesterday
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  Speaker 2: we went not on her nails done. And yesterday Mom,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you said you want to go Disneylandson, we
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  Speaker 2: always go on once or twice a year, and I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she goes can we go on Wednesday? I'm like sure,
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  Speaker 2: let's go. Do you want to invite your brother? No?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, no, he can go next time.
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  Speaker 1: She just wants you to herself. We always want our
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  Speaker 1: mom to ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: So before we get into the valley, did you there's
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  Speaker 2: a couple of things I want to talk about. Did
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  Speaker 2: you see that Brittany Jax's X has a new love interest?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, Yes, so will X Victim his name?
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  Speaker 2: He's a musician, Grammy award winning musician Bill Gittin's I
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  Speaker 2: believe is how you pronounce it? So I went down
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  Speaker 2: the rabbit hole. I looked him up. He's award winning musician.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a beautiful he is a beautiful man, beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: so very happy. She is thirty six and has been
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  Speaker 2: seen with him. I don't know why an articles they
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  Speaker 2: always have to put your age. Why do they always Well.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for Angela Oakley's age to be in
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  Speaker 1: an article.
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  Speaker 2: It's never gonna cap up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why they do that.
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  Speaker 1: I guess, well, you're thirty six, it doesn't really matter
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  Speaker 1: if they put your age. But I am really excited
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  Speaker 1: for her. I hope that whatever it is gets her
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  Speaker 1: through what she needs to go through right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this will get her through it, trust me, google that.
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  Speaker 1: What is it the saying to get over somebody? Get
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: under them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So she was on Lawless podcasts recently and she spoke
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  Speaker 2: about a new romantic interest.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Brittany, Brittany, you're vulnerable right now. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: how cute he is or how good his voice is.
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  Speaker 1: Please listen to me. Just keep your head on straight.
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  Speaker 2: So happy for her. And then I don't know about you,
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: but did you wake up this morning wanting to see
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: the Chrislies walking out of jail? I know this isn't
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: probably related, but Trump grantly kind of I boll pardon wow,
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  Speaker 2: Hot and Julie after two years of being.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, they were looking at some heavy time.
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  Speaker 2: And what did you think about the time that they
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  Speaker 2: got for the punishment they got for what they did?
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  Speaker 2: Twelve years and seven years.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about the case.
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  Speaker 2: Camera we need Emily and Shane to get on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need to know more about the case.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm waiting to see those pictures. You know, there's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be pictures of them coming out, just like there
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  Speaker 2: was of Teresa.
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  Speaker 1: I wish them the best.
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  Speaker 2: That's all okay, so let's get onto the valley. Episode seven. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine is driving with her girlfriend Melissa to pick up
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  Speaker 2: Zach from lax. Jasmine says she's still struggling by Danny
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  Speaker 2: and what went down, and I'm like, come on. She
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  Speaker 2: thinks the apology from the White Party wasn't sincere. Later on,
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  Speaker 2: she tries to explain, and he's very open list.
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  Speaker 1: He had the patience he did him and Nia had
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  Speaker 1: the patience to hear out her feelings and hopefully put
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  Speaker 1: it to bed.
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  Speaker 2: I just that whole scene with Zach talking about his
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  Speaker 2: on and off again boyfriend Benji. I zero interest. Yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: zero interests. Nia and Michelle are with the kids set
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  Speaker 2: and play date. Nia asked what happened at the dinner
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  Speaker 2: after she left, we got a flashback to Jasmine ranting
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  Speaker 2: about Danny's behavior. Nia says Danny claimed to have apologized
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  Speaker 2: from the bottom of his heart at the White Party,
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  Speaker 2: but she didn't hear the conversation. While playing at the
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  Speaker 2: sand table, Michelle talks about her own issues with Jesse.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently is this is where I'm really Apparently, Isabella told
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  Speaker 2: her that if she wants to marry Aaron she should
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  Speaker 2: now she's taken advice from a four year old, which
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  Speaker 2: why would she even be having conversations with her daughter
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 1: They're putting a lot on Isabella. Yeah, I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: And Michelle admits she wants to get married again and
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  Speaker 2: she hope it's to Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: But Aaron was ready to fly the coop last episode. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't really want to deal with this and
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and you know, you only have to
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  Speaker 1: say that to me once.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: See yeah, then.
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  Speaker 2: Don't then exactly, you know what you're signing up for.
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  Speaker 1: If you handle it, then don't see don't tell me
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  Speaker 1: about it, just go Yeah. Well, now they have moved
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  Speaker 1: in together, Aaron and Michelle have moved in, That's what
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  Speaker 1: I heard so allegedly. So then Isabella's around Aaron a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so see what happens. But Jason, Luke and
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  Speaker 2: Danny are getting burgers this scene here, I mean Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Jason has a bit of an intervention with Danny, claiming
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  Speaker 2: he made Janet uncomfortable in the pantry. I mean, Jason
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  Speaker 2: sticking up for his wife.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing they did show it. He didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to shut the door.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he says that he walks in Danny's
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  Speaker 2: in confessional. He says he walks in grabs a white claw. Now,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't that be a warm white claw? Or is there
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  Speaker 2: maybe a refrigerator in the past. I'm not quite sure.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's like they're like beating a dead horse
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  Speaker 2: at this point about this whole pantry thing. And if
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  Speaker 2: he was really hiding taking a swig out of the
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  Speaker 2: tequila bottle, why would he do it in front of Janet?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, off on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Of people that don't drink, that he has to be
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  Speaker 1: hiding in a closet to drink.
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  Speaker 2: I mean every time, Brittany, I think he hid.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he hid. I really don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so either. But these this is a
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  Speaker 2: group of people that drink a lot. I mean, Brettan's
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  Speaker 2: saying like it's always like, let's shot it.
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  Speaker 1: I think he just.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he needed to go in there and
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  Speaker 1: shut the door though, you know, you're in there with Janna,
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  Speaker 1: who's going to make a thing about everything you do.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. But then Jason was bugging me
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  Speaker 2: so bad in the situation because of the fact like
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  Speaker 2: he was acting like a little bitch, like getting involved
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  Speaker 2: in sticking up for his wife and all that. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: But let me ask you something. He was sticking up
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  Speaker 1: before his wife for what reason? Because someone shut the
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  Speaker 1: door and took a swig of Tekeia. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was sticking up for her
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  Speaker 2: or just being her mouthpiece and she has it out
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  Speaker 2: for him.
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  Speaker 1: It's just wright, does Janet have it out for him?
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  Speaker 1: There seems to be a thing where they they're like, well, Janet,
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  Speaker 1: of course she was gonna make a big deal about it, right.
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  Speaker 2: I just the whole scene was there's a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of dragged out storylines here, and I'm sorry, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it's the truth. It is. We're still talking about Jasmine,
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  Speaker 1: who we already spoke about this all season. I understand
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  Speaker 1: that was rude and that was wrong, and he apologized.
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  Speaker 1: So you either move on or you don't or don't
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  Speaker 1: accept the apology and say, listen, just stay away from
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  Speaker 1: me and don't ever bother me again. But you're you
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  Speaker 1: know that, so, but we're still talking about this, and
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  Speaker 1: then we're gonna now talk about the swig of tequila
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  Speaker 1: behind the pantry.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we do get some new new dirt in the
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  Speaker 2: show when Jacks comes back to record a video while
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  Speaker 2: he's in treatment. He's wearing a shirt that says tired dad.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought, what is this? You don't even have
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  Speaker 2: your kid, like, you're in treatment, why are you wearing
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  Speaker 2: the shirt? So I googled it to see, like, is
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  Speaker 2: this like a cool brand or something good?
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you googled, right, and.
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  Speaker 2: It was you know how I am? And all I
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  Speaker 2: can find was a shirt on Etsy that said tired dad.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, tired from what?
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  Speaker 2: Tired from what?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: So, after seventeen days in rehab, he's going to see
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  Speaker 2: his son. He starts getting emotional in his video and
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  Speaker 2: says his experience at the treatment center has been eye opening.
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  Speaker 2: I really want to feel bad for him.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just not there yet. I do not feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for him, No, I don't, But I just hope
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  Speaker 1: he does the right thing. And I'm not so sure
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  Speaker 1: that he is because now he's getting out of rehabit,
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  Speaker 1: he's getting an apartment next to Tom Schwartz, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: the first thing they teach you and rehab is people places,
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  Speaker 1: things you need to remove yourself from.
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  Speaker 2: Right, And he's like literally telling Brittany that he wants
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  Speaker 2: to work on their relationship, and then he gets a
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  Speaker 2: house next to Schwartz where you know that's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a party house. I just don't think that's the best.
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  Speaker 1: Ways in the middle of everything. And he seems to
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  Speaker 1: be the most calm, but he's always in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the shit happened.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's a little bit of a voice of reason,
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  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean he should have told him, don't
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  Speaker 1: come by me. Yeah, a real friend at this point
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  Speaker 1: with some common sense would say, Jack, you don't belong here.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he should have talked to his wife first, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he should have had some communication there with her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't buy
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  Speaker 1: any of this. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: And then be like, hey, listen, you know I want
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: to make plans when I get out, and I want
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: to talk to you about it, but don't say you
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: want to work on our relationship and then go move
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: next to you know, frat boy Alli.
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  Speaker 1: After he's calling her names, rage texting her while she's out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no, no, he shouldn't even have his damn phone. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So at Brittany's rental house, she's with her mom setting
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  Speaker 2: up for the Shark party. Luke and Christen come over.
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  Speaker 2: Brittany tells them that Cruz got to see Jax after
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: thirty minutes to them being together. Britney showed up so
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  Speaker 2: Jax could talk to the therapist together and things didn't
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  Speaker 2: go well. So Brittany's like, she's there's no discouraged, there's
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: there's no hope. Yeah, somehow he got into the house
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  Speaker 2: without her knowing and took off the covers to the
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: security camera he put up in the first place. So
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: do you have security cameras inside your house? You probably do,
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: because yeah, you're with a somebody has a high tech house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's a smart house. So yeah, I have
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  Speaker 1: all that.
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  Speaker 2: So he has taped cards over in the past, he
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: came in, he removed them, and it was he's so
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  Speaker 2: he can spy on Brittany while he spends the rest
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  Speaker 2: of his fifteen days in rehab.
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  Speaker 1: I would imagine I'm sorry, I don't know, is he
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: and McDonald's or rehab. Why does he have access to
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: his phone? I need be texting his drug dealer. He
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: could be texting his friends. That's a bullshit ass rehab.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: What had been great rehab for him is to cast
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: him on traders because you can't drink, really you can't.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: You don't have your phone, You're locked in a room,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: like there you go, nobody, you can't do.
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  Speaker 1: He shouldn't have to be casting on traders. I know, no,
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  Speaker 1: I know that, but like, like this is what we're
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: resorting to at this point. Tmera for this guy to
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  Speaker 1: be like humbled, like cast him on traders so he
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  Speaker 1: can actually go to a real rehab.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: I know. So Brittany had it. She says she wishes
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Jackson was in jail so she didn't have to deal
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  Speaker 2: with him. And I get that, Well, get.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a real another one that would be
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  Speaker 1: an actual rehab for him.
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  Speaker 2: Well I understand they have a kid together, but Brittany
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  Speaker 2: also needs to take some responsibility and stop engaging in
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  Speaker 2: these conversations with him. Block him, block them, check it out.
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  Speaker 1: He can't get to you.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you afraid of him?
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  Speaker 1: Is he violent? Because sometimes when you block a guy,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: they get violent, they come after you, so you're afraid
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  Speaker 1: to block him, and I understand that. But instead she's like,
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  Speaker 1: letting him do this if she wants any new relationship
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  Speaker 1: to work, and take it from Michelle, you know, cut
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  Speaker 1: the shit with the fighting. Stop making fighting with your
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  Speaker 1: ex a part of your relationship. New relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So to get this straight, she has a rental
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  Speaker 2: in the house that they bought together in the valley
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: that was where he was staying, right, So he took
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  Speaker 2: the camera, He took the papers off the cameras in
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: hopes that he's going to catch her coming in there
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  Speaker 2: and doing something. It's just so weird. Anyways, let's move on.
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  Speaker 2: So Danny takes Jasmine and Melissa to a brewery. He
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: only orders water. Smart move. Jasmine explained she got triggered
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: by Danny's actions because this is something that happened to
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: happens to her all the time. Men don't take her
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: relationship with Melissa's serious.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I understand what she's saying, but but I do too.
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  Speaker 2: I understand that, but do you think that it was
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  Speaker 2: that deep with Danny? You know, you're in a friend group.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he he patted her around the
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: butt or something anyway like that.
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  Speaker 2: Ever, again, well, I will give him props because he
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: did sit, he did listen, he did educate himself, and
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  Speaker 2: he did apologize, and he didn't try to push back
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  Speaker 2: in any way. So lovely, Yes, that was good.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: He was That was good. He accepted his fate. He's
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: he said he was sorry, said he was wrong. He
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: listened to her feelings after the apology. So I think
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: we should be good now.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: So and Kristen, Luke, and Jesse are grabbing lunch. They
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: catch Jesse up on all the drama surrounding Danny, and
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Kristen says Jason is on her shit list, so she's
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: pissed off about Jason going off on Danny. Kristen says,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Jason needs to keep his wedding ring on all the time.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Kristen doesn't like him right now. She looks really pretty,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: by the guys, she looked great.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: She looked great. So Kristen's like, Jason needs to keep
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: his wedding ring on when he goes out. So evidently
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: she's claiming that when he goes out, he takes his
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: wedding ring off and guess puts in his pocket. I
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: don't know that would not be I was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be a rumor.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Oh here's something that happened two years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Two years ago. Now, what do you think about a
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  Speaker 2: man married man that doesn't always wear his wedding ring.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't always wear their
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: wedding ring because it's just not you know, always Like so,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I don't wear rings all the time. I don't wear
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: my jewelry. It gets in the way, like I don't
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: like things on me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I, oh god, I remember a time where
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: we were, Eddie and I were on Watch It Happens Live.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: We were in New York, obviously getting ready at the hotel.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: We were rushed out and we were on it together.
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  Speaker 2: This is right after we got married. And and doctor
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: what's that doctor, famous doctor that's on movies, Doctor film? No,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: the other one that's Drew, doctor Drew. Okay, And he
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: made a comment because Eddie didn't have his wedding ring
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: on and he left it. Yeah, he made he left it. Yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: you made like a negative comment Like that says a lot.
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  Speaker 2: He left it on the scene.
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  Speaker 1: Like a normal I didn't know he was a I'm.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Like, okay, let's not go there. But whatever you think.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: And Jesse's confessionally so the rumor was completely stupid. Personally,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: he would take his wedding ring off to go to
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: the gym in the grocery store. Why the grocery store.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: That night there, that's the biggest ever.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: He should have kept that out. The gym, I get it,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: because you're picking up weights, but the grocery store.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: See say less.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, Luke is getting so annoyed that Kristen brought up
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: a necessary drama. I mean, I think it's pretty much
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: every husband's reaction to his wife gossip, being like, oh god,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: really now this is going to cause a problem.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I love that Luke was mad about it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Why are we having a shark party?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Another kid party? I don't know.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I mean I thought for a second maybe it was
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: her son's birthday, but I'm like a shark party. So
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: everybody shows up to Britney's rental house. Oh, because it's
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Britney's favorite animal is a shark? An animal? A mammal?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's so Why would a shark
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: be somebody's favorite? It's called it a fish.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It was rough. This was a rough episode. I'm sorry,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: What I'm telling you right now.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: This was a very She has a lot of theme parties.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: This was a very raveryone. If she ever if I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: was at her house the week before for the Cowgirl
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Party or Cowboy Party, whatever it was, and then she
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: sent me an invitation for the Shark Party, I would
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: definitely be busy that week.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I this, You're right. This episode was a lot. I
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: mean not in a good way. It was like it
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: was a little bit of a struggle to get through
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: for me. Now everybody's showing up to the Shark Party
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: and Sina Brock and Lala. I got a little confused
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: when I saw Brock barely he had one speaking part,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: and I know broke.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Beer.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: That was his kind of show.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: He would be like the magledon necklace guy.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So at first I thought when I saw Lala, I'm like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: oh my god, there's Nia. She's pregnant and they were
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: hiding it the whole time, and it was Lala.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Oh okay. I wouldn't want to I wouldn't be upset
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: if I was mistaken for Laala. I think she's so pretty.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: He's so pretty, so pretty. Did you like seeing the
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Man of pompcast on the Valley.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I always like seeing them on the Valley. It's not
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the first time they were at the last party.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's difficult for them as as cast
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: that was on a show, popular show for over a
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: decade and now they're just popping in. Do you think
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: that would be a hard pill to swallow? Are they like,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: you know what we're to go on and we know
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: next season we're going to be full time.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that when you're not filming, any chance
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: to film, do it a chance, you have to do it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: You know, it's all about it makes if it makes sense,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: do it right.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: It's all about staying on TV. Like Lala got her
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: scene now that could have you know, Shay and La La.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I mean Sina was standing there in La La and
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: they told off Jesse and you know, they got they
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: got a scene and it was nice to see them. Actually,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: they brought a lot to the show and that's good
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: for Bravo to see bring them back.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I like seeing familiar faces.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Me.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's a very very good, yeah, very smart
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: mood for them to film because this is, you know,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: a new, up and coming show and I do believe
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: that they'll be on it full time eventually. I think
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: we need them.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: We do.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: We absolutely need that group.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: So at the party, how many people could they have on?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: They'd have to get rid of some people or I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: think they could.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying so. At the party, Jason approaches
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Danny to apologize for his behavior. At lunch, Jason gets
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: emotional and he's talking when he's talking to him. But Danny,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: he does accept his apology and they end on good day.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Was very nice about it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I've always seen Danny pretty nice. Like That's why I'm like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: am I missing something? Is he like this crazy drunk
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: that only the cast knows about? And he's you know,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: some people on on camera are like print and proper
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: and nothing like they are in real life.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, it's coach both ways. They could be
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: bad on camera and good in real life.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, exactly, like Camra Judge. Yeah, you know sometimes.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Everyone says she's nothing like she is. I know she's
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: so nice.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: You know why because because I would drink too much
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: on camera and I'm not a good drinker. So I
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: have learned that I should not do that because I
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: get nervous. People don't understand that people. Yeah, oh, she's
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: so outgoing, and I'm like, no, I'm really not. You know,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I just I get my camera balls and I drink
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: and then i'd go overboard. But which sometimes I'll make
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: good TV, but then I have to put up with
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: a g or's that chet bitch.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: So I make good TV and listen.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: But Jason nohing. He messed up being Janet's mouthpiece by
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: going after Danny made me like him again, like he admitted,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: like what I did was wrong. He's like, fuck, I'm sorry.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I wasn't a bro. So I'm wondering if if his
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: wife is like, really, why'd you do that? You didn't
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: stick to the script.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, I mean it was a little redeeming for
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: me to see. I'm glad that he did it. It
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: was the right move.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: He should have done that, absolutely. I think afterwards he's like.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck, fuck fuck fuck.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Sola calls Jesse out on his unacceptable behavior towards Michelle.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: How did you feel about Laala getting involved in this?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Because she's like, she goes after him and then she says,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I have zero interest in this conversation, but she started
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I know, God, well we know Lala to be that girl, right.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: She went hard on Tom Sandible, she went after Rachel.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: She's the one who's gonna speak her mind, go after
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: the guy and you know whoever, and say what she
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: has to say. Well, you know, it's like it's not
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: like something new that we've seen, something out of character
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: for her. No.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: So, Lala and Sheena are very close to Michelle, and
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I think that they know more information than the rest
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: of us do. But he did admit to calling her
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: names and in a group chat into her face said
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: it was a moment of weakness. I mean, it wasn't.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sticking off by any means. I don't like it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. It's I don't know if it
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: was something that she should get involved in, but it was,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: you know, it's by stuff the show a little bit.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Does she do it off camera too?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I really don't know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Like, like if I got in a fight, like if
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: something happened with me and Paul and me and Laala
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: were really close, is she get to see Paul out
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and tell him off. I kind of feel like she would.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she would.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I know, I want to give it to her. I know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Sheena always, you know, fights for what's the right thing,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and Laala says it. I mean, I just think that
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: they really are true to who they are in real person.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Well know, friends with Ghina too.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I appreciate it. Sheena laid into me
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: a little bit at the upfront because picking on the show,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: for picking on the sho and she talked to me
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: about it, and like, Okay, I get it. I get it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I've been in reality TV long enough and I get it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: And so I'm sure that if she's coming to me,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: she would go after her acts as well. Now, Jesse
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: tells Jason that Kristen's going to approach him about something,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and then you know, he like your what are your
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: thoughts on him getting involved in this? Jesse given Jason
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: a heads up. Should he stay out of it? Should
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: he be like hey, dude, like I know he just
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: made up. I want to have your back here, but
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: some shit's been said about you and she he doesn't
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: tell him what it is, and you get sealed. Jason
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: is fucking unraveling.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, what is it?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Oh God, what is it? And I thought thought at
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: a moment, like is he really insecure or did he
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: does he do something that can get him in trouble,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: because I know if somebody told Eddie like by the way,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: someone's going to confront He's like, bring it, I don't care,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Like what could it be?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Say the same thing.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was really nervous about it, to the point
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: when he found out what it was about.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You could see the relief.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Oh thank god, that's all it is.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Well some people, but like you know, some people don't
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: like surprises, like like if you called certain friends, like
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: if you called Teddy and said I have to talk
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: to you, and she'd be like, no, no, it's got
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to be no, no, we know she's done nothing.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I've done that to her. I've done that to her.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I've called her and I said, hey, I got to
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: talk to you about something. You know, let me know.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: She was on a horse show, so let me know.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: When you're home and by yourself, and she's like, calls
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: me immediately, Are you alone? Are you with your daughter?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: And she's like I'm with her, and I said just
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: call me, like no, I gotta know now, I gotta
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: know now. So some people are like that, but he
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: was a he looked like a nervous wreck.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. Like, I'm not going to judge
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: him by that. I could. I could, but not. Everybody
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: says care free, don't give a shit as me, right,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna say that's probably more of annoy
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: response than saying who cares? Yeah, yeah, I think me
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and Eddie are like brother and sister.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just used to Eddie. I don't give a
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: shit what anybody says.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I I'm like Paul, I don't care. Don't tell me
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: it's so funny.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: You and Eddie are a lot of like Me and
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Paul are a lot of like just as so funny.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: So look and Christen sit down with Janet and Jason.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Luke tells them about the rumor that's spreading. Jason's relieved
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: that this is the rumor that's one hundred percent false.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Janet pulls Jasmine over and she says she heard this
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: rumor two years ago. I mean, now we're.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Jasmine again, right.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: She likes to get in the middle of things, that's
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know, but not in a nice way.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was being nice to bring She's like, well,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: then she backtracked on the rumor. Well, it was two
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: years ago, and I really don't believe it. Then, why
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: you're bringing it up?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because it's reality TV and that's what we do.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And Jana's confessional, she says she knows where her husband
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: is at all times because she puts an air tag
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: on him. I think she was joking.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You know, you can't joke that. And you know what,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: if you want to put an air tag on your husband,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: go ahead, how about it? How about it? Go ahead?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: My husband would find it and throw it in the bushes.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's there's something called an iPhone you can.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Jack, you don't people, I'll find my friends.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: It's called Find my Friend. It's called Share your Location.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Live through sixty. So then Brittany pulls her friends aside
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: to tell them about Jack's new condo next to Tom Schwartz.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: They tell her to get a lawyer immediately so she's
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: not stuck with the fourteen thousand dollars a month mortgage.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Where does he get it? That's a fucking lot of money.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Why so much? I don't see a house that that
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: justifies that kind of mortgage in my missing.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, their house is nice, and I don't know
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: how much they paid for it. But it's just I
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: would personally wouldn't feel comfortable with that amount of mortgage.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I know people like to I'm weird even with I
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: paid my car. I paid my bought my car with cash. Like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I don't like payments, especially big me either.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You're not me, I don't. I don't like you never
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: know what tomorrow brings, so I don't like dat. I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: don't Now they have to worry about how are they
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: going to pay this?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just say, sell the damn house, finalize
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the divorce, and move on. You're gonna be much happier,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: that's for sure.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Then Jasmine and Britain sell it. Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Jasmine and Brittany go to jacks Is to meet up
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: with Tom Schwartz, which Tom is just sitting there, going,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I'm getting paid for this, right, I'm getting paid for this.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: You guys ton't really do anything. He just kind of
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: sits there, kind of like when he went to Summer House.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: He's just there and he's there and he's smiling. And
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I like him a lot. I think he's a good guy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: But I like him. He's like like soft spoken and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he's not nasty.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I think he's out of all the guys, he's the
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: guy to marry Tom Schwartz.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's really not a lot of choices here.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: There's not a lot of choices. But Brittany puts a
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: nap So they go to Jackx's bar. They get a
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: little shady. Brittany puts a napkin over a frame picture
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: of Jack's. Jasmine's getting involved. No, no, no, we're going
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: to cover his face, and I'm like, okay, haw funny
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Schwartz has been texting with Jacks, who's making it seem
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: like rehab has done wonders for him?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing, so much wonders. Yeah, I know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Brittany just found out that Jacks hasn't been paying
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: their mortgage since May. It is now, this was filmed
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: in August, so there's three months. So if you take
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: fourteen thousand times three, that equals forty two thousand dollars owed.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know where she came up with it. I
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: probably owe one hundred thousand dollars at this point, and
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: it's going to ruin my credit all these these late fees.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe whatever else he didn't pay, Yeah, maybe she meant
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: he's not paying anything, Like, where does what does he
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: do for a living? He well, you know, he's big
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: on cameo. He had said like at one time, I
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's true, but he and he's always well,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: he is always at the top of the leaderboard and
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: cameo that he made like almost a half a million dollars.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: He makes a half million dollars just on cameo. It's crazy.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: So and then he has his bar. But I, you know,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I've owned a brick and mortar and know how that works.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: It doesn't always make money, and you know, I don't
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: know how well that's doing. Britney starts crying, says she's
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: going to lose her dream home and her family because
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: of Jack's Britney tells Schwartz. There's no more Jackson Britney,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: she says, and we get a flashback of a relationship
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: throughout the years. It was really cute and sweet to
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: see their relationship and their marriage and all.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I watched it. I couldn't sleep one night and their
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: wedding was on and I watched it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you told me about that.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It was and it was like they did flashbacks then
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: of before her life got dragged through the mud. So yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: that's like I wouldn't want to watch the flashbacks of that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it sounds like it's over. There's no hope
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: of them getting back together. Hopefully they can co parent. Well,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: now Jacks. We see the previews for next week and
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Jack's is there, So Jax does come back there. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: believe they're in Hawaii. So that looks like a good
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: episode because this episode wasn't great. Sorry, it wasn't great.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: We have a few fan comments. Janet and Jason need
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: to go. Janet needs one of your CBD gumbies. So
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: that was it. So we will see them in Hawaii
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: next episode. I always like to watch it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: They get a great cast trip? Is that the cast trip?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I think? So, oh my god?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And we got the Jersey shore always, oh my god,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: that's so nice. It's nice, love it. I know, so
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Ireland ones that we can't forget about the one time
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: we went to Ireland.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: That well, we went to Ireland. It was one of
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: my most favorite trips ever, just because visually it was
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: so beautiful, Like I'm like, oh my god.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Who wakes up in a castle every day? You know?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Castles and riding bikes through the countryside. Now, Hawaii I
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: haven't been Hawaii in a hot, hot minute. It's been
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: like I've never been, you've never been. No, how far
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: is it? How far a flight? It's like a five.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Hour flight, eighteen hours or something.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, wonder there's other place hours that's after after
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: five hours, it's twenty four hours. You guys are you
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: can go to like the Bahamas.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It's three and a half hours to the Bahamas. Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: See, that's I'd rather do that. Okay, guys, thank you
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: for tuning in and too. Yeah, and we'll see you
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: next week in Hawaii.