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Toilet Radio 509 – The 666th Olympiad · Radio Toilet ov Hell

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  You're listening to 66 point 6FF,
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  radio t h,
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  the flush.
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  Well, hey there everybody. It's me Joe Ra
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  and Kill. You listening to another thrilling episode
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  of the world of Radio show. I'm joined
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  his Joined of course, Scott. Damn it I
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  already fucked it up. Jordan and I fucked
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  it up. Can we start over? No. God.
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  Damn it. Well, Jordan, how are you? I'm
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  okay. How are you?
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  I'm doing my best man. I'm in the
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  middle of a really hell ish string of
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  shifts at work.
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  You ever had a mass casualty events at
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  your job?
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  No.
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  I had 1 yesterday.
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  Do not recommend not fun at all. Despite
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  what the name seems to imply.
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  Is this something that made the news? Or
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  is this just a couple of people around
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  the area
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  had an accident or was really hot and
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  everyone came in. It was a mass shooting,
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  but like, because there's so many fucking mass
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  shootings, shit doesn't even get picked up by
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  the news anymore, You know?
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  It's just the a Saturday, and that's it.
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  Honestly, yeah. So that sucks. Hate that.
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  Overall, everything went very poorly and had a
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  bad day. And you know what? You get
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  paid the exact same hourly rate on a
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  slow day as you do for working like,
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  a shits on a gunshot victims. Is not
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  fair. I feel like I should get surge
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  pricing or something.
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  Like, Uber, but for Medicine, you know that's
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  gonna happen.
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  Yeah. But, I mean, like, it's gonna go
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  to some fat cat, not going into a
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  work in Joe like,
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  me, Joe, and that's not fair. You know?
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  Isn't there like concierge,
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  medical?
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  Facilities where it's, like, really top of the
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  line. They really
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  massage your feet while they give you lip.
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  Yeah. Yeah. There's there's those places. But, like,
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  I don't think that you go there to,
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  like, get a a bullet removed unless you're
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  like, I don't know, John Wick or something
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  like that. Like,
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  I I think those movies all have, like,
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  private doctors and stuff, specializing in, you know,
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  wet works, But other than that, I think
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  it's just places where you go to get
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  you know, your oz refilled and to get
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  your your fat ass massage.
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  Yeah. I mean, but but there are
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  levels of medical care where if you can
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  afford it you go to the good hospital
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  where they actually treat you and, you know,
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  throw in a little something extra on your
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  way. I. Sure. Sure. Sure. You're not going
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  home without a nice buzz I can tell
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  you that.
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  You know, that's not for the, you know,
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  Are our lady of Fatima hospitals
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  or, you know, warm memorial policy a medical
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  facility. It's... Yeah. The the fancy private ones?
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  Yeah. So I don't even know where those
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  are, You know?
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  They don't tell regular people like us. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Like, I can't apply for a job
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  there because I don't know... They they don't
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  want me to know what exists.
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  It's... That they only offer jobs like that
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  on places like, was it the ladder dot
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  com where it's only jobs that are hundred
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  thousand dollars or more?
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  My god. I forgot that existed.
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  And insane,
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  what if we made
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  indeed, but boo.
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  Because that's what indeed needs instead of just
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  the... Oh, you wanna be a writer. Here's
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  an Ai job for you. Yeah.
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  Hey. What I need you to do is
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  upload your Csv
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  here. And then also, we're gonna have you
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  fill out this form that includes everything that
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  you put in your Csv to
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  to just duplicate and perhaps replicate the work
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  you've already done.
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  So fuck you.
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  And when you hit submit, it doesn't work.
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  Yeah. Exactly.
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  The fuck me a time to have. Yeah.
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  Anyway,
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  this is not a show
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  about complaining about my job.
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  And what... Is it Is it... Is this
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  is that what the show's about? You know,
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  we'd probably see a big spike in listeners
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  if it was just the pain that is
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  my life with Joe and Jordan.
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  Well, as it is, we've been doing the
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  show for a long time with the
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  very least pseudo premise that it's about heavy
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  metal. So
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  race them horns brother,
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  crack a fucking cold beer. We're talking hardcore,
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  heavy metal, No posters allow. Mode.
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  Right.
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  And whatever poses can comment fine. It's fine.
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  What do you what what have you been
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  out to, Jordan?
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  Yesterday, I was running some errands, and I
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  had some free time and I was in
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  the area. So I went to a place
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  that I didn't know existed at randomly showed
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  up of all places in my Youtube feed
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  where some guy went to,
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  it's a used Dvd and Cd
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  store. This is the best way to put
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  it. It's not
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  it's not actually a store. It's in in,
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  like, an old mill
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  where
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  Like, there's just a lot of space in
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  it and it's mostly an art gallery,
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  but there's just... You rent out this big
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  side of a warehouse and you could do
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  it everyone with it.
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  Just for the heck of it. I checked
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  it out. And it looks like if... If
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  there wasn't like, cars in the parking lot
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  or, like, new signage,
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  this would have easily been a murder factory.
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  U. Like, this is where you go at
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  the beginning of the Horror movie with like,
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  the
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  sexy teenagers sneaking around, and then, you know,
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  they get their heads cut off by V
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  lo. Sure. Sure. Those that sort of place.
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  It looked looked like it hadn't been touched
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  since the seventies.
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  Like everything had that old brown seventies color
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  to it with love. The old dark green
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  paint going along, like the sides of the
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  walls, but... You can you can really taste
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  the Winchester in the wall, You know? Yeah.
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  It's it smelled like the better times where,
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  you know, nothing bad happened in the seventies.
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  Yeah. But, like, the the space really was
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  being actively used
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  because, like every couple of feet, there was
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  a new
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  office or room with had someone's name on
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  it and there was fresh artwork everywhere And
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  so people are really using the space that
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  I had no way idea existed. But And,
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  like, the far end of this very long
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  nightmare hallway.
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  I halfway through, there was a random tech
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  3 arcade game. Buck and
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  legitimate, like, 19 eighties pac man, they'd, like,
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  both were working and we're both making the
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  sounds. Honestly, if we're talking about
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  goats
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  arcade cabinets. It's tough to beat those 2.
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  And there is a a little snack machine
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  that had like raisins in it It was
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  very much like out of a weird dream
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  where things kind to make sense, but don't
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  make sense.
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  You know, you're you're in your childhood home,
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  but it's not really your home sorta dream.
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  Sure. Just a little bit like that, But
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  I finally get to this place and
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  it's 1 of those big warehouse sliding door
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  to get in.
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  And like, I thought it was just me
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  me and just the 1 weird guy sitting
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  in the culinary as a place, but there
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  were actually people in their shopping,
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  and it's just rows and walls filled with
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  Dvds and Cds,
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  and and I bought nothing. You bought nothing.
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  There was nothing I want. End of the
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  thing is it's like, at most
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  stuff was 3 dollars. Everything else was either
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  the 2 were 1 dollar. So it's like,
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  well, why not While Here and was just...
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  And not even for a dollar.
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  Like, I figured if I went. There's probably
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  gonna be some old eighties stuff, nineties metal,
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  whatever. It really wasn't that much and Like,
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  what I could find some of it I
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  already owned and, like, the rest is, like,
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  really wasn't worth spending 2 bucks for. Like,
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  I didn't feel like it.
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  And even the movie is there was a
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  decent horror section, but it was really
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  just about anything you could find anywhere else,
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  Nothing obscure at a print or just... You
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  know what for 2 dollars. I'll get this.
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  So it's was just kinda,
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  but I want to bring people to this
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  place
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  especially the people who are like, oh, we
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  need physical media, physical media is important just
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  to see the
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  thousands upon thousands of plastic casings things that
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  are just gathering dust and going sold. I
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  want them to put their nose up to
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  it and smell it and just inhale all
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  the micro plastics that are not going anywhere.
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  Yeah. Like see. This is also what you
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  get when you have physical media. Yeah you
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  have. But there copies of, the best of
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  Rods Stewart or 20 copies of waiting starring
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  Ryan Reynolds. What are you gonna do with
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  a Cd Rom copy of leisure suit, Larry
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  7?
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  You're gonna put on ebay and probably sell
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  for too much money.
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  No. I mean... Honestly, that sounds fun. Like,
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  the space that
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  the the lim space where things kinda make
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  sense, but don't make sense. I don't know.
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  That's that's tough to beat.
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  There was
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  there there there was this little series of,
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  vintage stores in this
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  absolutely tiny, nothing town of maybe 50 people,
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  like, 45 minute drive through the woods
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  when I was a kid growing up, like
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  you'd go and there's a couple of houses
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  in There really weren't even signs. You just
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  knew to walk in,
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  and you could buy, like, a fucking zoo
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  suit. Or like a Seer soccer suit and
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  these like insanely nice things in these little
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  houses.
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  And I describe it to people. It's like,
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  that doesn't sound real long. Like, I was
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  there. I promise you.
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  Yeah. It's it's kind of hard to think
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  of that stuff, especially if you're in the
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  suburbs or a city and just everything's active
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  all the time
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  to just go a little bit off a
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  beaten path and find something that doesn't have
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  a website,
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  maybe they have a Facebook page that hasn't
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  been updated maybe for 4 years. Yeah. And,
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  I mean, you you would pass it a
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  hundred times. We were driving by never think
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  about it, and you finally park and you...
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  You go up to the door and you're
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  like, it this place open. It's dark inside
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  and sure enough it's open and deep inside
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  there's people in it and it's just 1
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  of those weird experiences were it's like I
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  glad I went, and I'll probably never go
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  back.
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  The only other
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  sensation I can somewhat compare that to is
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  the first time I ever went to an
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  ikea.
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  I was stoned out of my fucking god.
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  And you were lost for 3 days. And
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  I was so lost, and I was there
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  with people that, like, we're much more experience
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  both with Ikea and with weed.
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  And so they were kind of, like, messing
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  with me, like, everyone knows. You know, that
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  kinda move or whatever.
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  But 1 of them, he taps me on
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  the shoulder, and he pulls me over to,
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  1 of the wool sections in the kitchen,
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  and he points to a drawer and he
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  opens the drawer and it's filled with things
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  inside for sale and I'm like...
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  This is too much for my fragile synapses.
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  This is called a p
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  and you just
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  Anyway,
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  very... That sounds fun. Next time I'm in
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  Rhode Island. I wanna check this thing out
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  so I can buy, again, the best of
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  Celine dion on. For 1 and a half
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  dollars.
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  It's, like I guess far as metal stuff
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  that was there is, like, I found
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  2 monster magnet albums that I already had
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  a few oz albums,
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  1 e town concrete album, Hell brother.
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  More
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  and not even a lot, but more like
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  mid 2 thousands
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  pop punk, like emo stuff, like reliant k.
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  That sort of But yeah. Was... It wasn't
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  even like, oh, for 2 dollars surely, I
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  will get this
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  mer faye album that's been here for years,
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  but, like, not even that and
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  don't know. It it kinda hit the point
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  where was, like, even for gag, joke thinks
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  to get someone out, it's a dollar. Why
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  not? Just like,
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  It's not where is it. Alright. I'm glad
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  that I'm not gonna be getting,
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  again, like,
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  maybe Selena records in the may this December
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  from you.
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  We'll see.
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  Jordan, a lot of things have happened this
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  week.
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  Put an asterisk on that. I don't really
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  know if that's true or not.
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  We need we need, like, a researcher to...
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  Or like a producer on the show so
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  we can have them verify things in real
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  time for us.
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  You're just call them up. Can you check
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  if that's true and they just go on
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  a Wikipedia and say no.
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  Jamie pull it up for me. Is that
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  it did things happen this week?
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  Big thing that happened this week.
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  The Olympics. Are you familiar with the 30
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  third Olympia ad games?
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  Is this the 30 third?
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  I have no idea. I I was just
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  pulling that out of my ass, man.
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  Feel like there's probably more, but I don't
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  know. I haven't really hang on. Jamie, this
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  is what we need to producer for.
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  How many
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  olympics
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  have there been?
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  And then are we going to include winter
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  Olympics too?
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  Okay.
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  There have been 33 modern Olympic games,
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  and I don't know if that includes this
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  the winter ones because I don't
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  really want to do additional research to be
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  honest.
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  So, yeah. Nailed it.
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  Where is I going with this? There was
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  they've been 33 Olympic jordan.
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  How about what do you think about that?
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  Let's talk about all of them.
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  The only 1 that I really, like, really
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  remember sitting down and focusing on on was
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  the 96
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  games in Atlanta because I was 8. And
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  I didn't have anything else to do at
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  the time other than watch Tv.
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  Yeah. When you're little, I think it's more
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  interesting to you. Sure. At least it used
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  to be. It's like, competition in America. Yeah.
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  This is gonna be fun And
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  coupled with that, at least for Ra age
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  range,
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  a lot of
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  commercials were Olympic year, like Mcdonald's would always
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  have the, like, dubai, the Big Mac meal
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  and you get these pull off games and
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  you can go to Na or whatever.
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  Yeah.
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  I think I I actually, know you mentioned
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  I do recall watching a bit of the
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  Noggin games in 98 as well.
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  And, do you remember the Dan and Dave
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  commercials they used to have? No.
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  It was ads was for Dan O'brien and
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  Dave Johnson, I believe, and they were athletes.
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  1 was in red, 1 was in blue
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  and like both competing for the Olympics. And
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  these went on for months and months. And
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  I think eventually only 1 of them actually
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  made it. To the. I think it was
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  a re box commercial.
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  I don't remember it, but
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  I remember, like, fuck, it was it Michael
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  Johnson
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  like, broke every record that year, and there
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  was a balm, and then
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  25 years later,
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  Lan would made a movie about it.
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  Yeah. The Dan Dave commercials were from the
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  Barcelona in 19 92 of summer Olympics.
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  It was a little bit before I was
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  really processing memories, I think.
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  Anyway, I... As I mentioned, I've been working
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  like a shit on a shift, so I've
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  missed most of, but I went to the
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  bar last night,
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  and sat trans in front of the Tv
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  for probably a good 2 and a half
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  hours,
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  really not blinking much, watching
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  coverage of
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  Things I never really knew existed, like synchronized
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  diving
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  and being really,
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  really really invested in
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  in
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  oddly proud of America in a way that
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  I can't describe. I ever feeling.
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  You took off your I hate America hat
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  put on your revolutionary area, tri head. And
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  Exactly.
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  Cheering and
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  getting really upset when we come in second
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  to China,
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  having to be restrained by your friends. I
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  my I my wife is getting so I
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  annoyed to kept telling her This is why
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  they're overtake us.
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  Just like, fuck. Fuck, How could you do
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  this to us? We need you.
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  Constantly yelling fuck Australia. You're not a real
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  country. Nobody cares about you.
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  Anyway,
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  I I don't know that
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  this is a healthy thing, like, this it
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  sudden the surge of nationalism that's injected throughout
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  the world, but I can tell you I
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  was having a great time watching Tv, which
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  is more important. Right?
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  Yeah. I mean, that's why we're really here
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  is to just veggie out in front of
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  the television for 8 hours.
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  So Mean, have you been watching any coverage
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  lately?
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  Unintentional It's more like, when I turn the
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  Tv on to, like, then put streaming on.
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  It just happens to have the Olympics. And
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  even I got caught up, it was a
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  women's relay swimming.
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  On whatever who cares. Whoa go. Go. Go.
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  Yeah. We got silver.
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  Finally, life is worth living again. I was
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  watching the same event last night.
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  And then I turned it off when I
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  got disgusted with how we were losing to
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  Cuba,
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  on the men's volleyball.
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  Apps. Absolute horse shit.
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  Anyway,
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  all of this stuff, it's a lot of
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  fun.
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  Thought that I was, you know, too jade
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  for all of it. But apparently I'm not
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  I'm easily entertained, I guess,
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  love getting caught in the Hoop law,
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  wrapping myself an American flag and all of
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  that. It's a lot of fun.
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  How does that relate in any way to
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  what we do on this show, Jordan. Segue.
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  Did you hear that there was a heavy
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  metal thing that happened during the opening events
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  at the Olympics? I did. And, of course,
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  because I was knee deep guts.
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  I didn't really get to check it out
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  until, like, well, this morning.
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  Well, you haven't mitch missed much because people
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  been talking about it on the Internet for
• 17:31
  from the moment it happened until probably today.
• 17:34
  So what what was it?
• 17:37
  French progressive medal Go jira,
• 17:40
  perform that today's Friday, July 26,
• 17:42
  Paris 20 24 Olympics opening ceremony, making them
• 17:45
  the first metal band to ever play at
• 17:47
  the Olympic games.
• 17:49
  So I finally got a chance to watch
• 17:50
  the video this morning and I gotta say,
• 17:52
  I am a hate through through. Top to
• 17:54
  bottom love hating.
• 17:56
  This was sick. This is super sick.
• 18:00
  Like I saw this, and I immediately said
• 18:02
  to myself. Jordan be nice. Be nice. Let
• 18:05
  people have their fun, be nice.
• 18:07
  You didn't you didn't get into it. Alright
• 18:09
  Here's the thing. I saw people talking about
• 18:12
  it before the actual event.
• 18:14
  And the way people were talking about. It
• 18:16
  was like,
• 18:17
  life changing event.
• 18:20
  Metal is back. This is Is gonna be
• 18:23
  huge now.
• 18:25
  And then I saw it and I'm like,
• 18:26
  this is fun. This is cool. It's the
• 18:27
  neat moment, and it was over in 3
• 18:29
  minutes. Yeah. Like, like, I had assumed they
• 18:31
  played for, like, an hour ripping set, like,
• 18:34
  doing all this stuff. I was like, oh,
• 18:35
  no. This is a cool little thing amongst
• 18:37
  all of the other opening stuff in Saturday.
• 18:40
  So it's was like, Okay. In the context,
• 18:42
  it's not the way people were describing, but
• 18:45
  it is still cool, and I kinda need
• 18:47
  people to treat that out a little bit
• 18:49
  with some of the
• 18:50
  wild
• 18:51
  proclamation of how metal is gonna change now.
• 18:54
  I guess... I guess because I've missed all
• 18:56
  of that. Yeah. Like, I missed the hoop
• 18:58
  law about it. I watched it and I
• 19:00
  was like, oh, that's super bad ass. But,
• 19:02
  again,
• 19:03
  I am unwilling to go any further than
• 19:06
  saying This was a very bad thing, and
• 19:08
  that... It's not gonna have any other fax.
• 19:10
  Sorry. Yeah. It's a it's a super cool
• 19:11
  moment people should watch it? It is very
• 19:14
  strange.
• 19:15
  I did you watch the whole thing. I
• 19:17
  did the 3 minutes with the I did
• 19:19
  they did Marie antoinette doing some weird talk
• 19:22
  thing. So that was that was... It opened
• 19:24
  up with that. And again, that so bizarre
• 19:27
  and g task that I can't help but
• 19:29
  be very impressed with it. And, of course,
• 19:32
  like, later on in the set towards the
• 19:34
  finale, like launching these blood red streamers into
• 19:36
  the sky, like, sick. Love that.
• 19:39
  It's... It's... When I noticed that they did
• 19:41
  that and then see all the streamers fall
• 19:43
  right into the river.
• 19:45
  I did think about that. Like, are these
• 19:46
  guys like the environmental lisbon. Yeah. That's what
• 19:49
  I was thinking. It's like, they have all
• 19:50
  these streamers going into the river and just
• 19:52
  burning a hole in the ozone with all
• 19:54
  the power that was going on, but, you
• 19:56
  know, trying to trying to not overthink it.
• 19:59
  Just trying to let them have fun. It's
• 20:01
  a big moment. You know, medal is at
• 20:03
  least in the United States. Medal isn't included
• 20:06
  on regular Tv, and the Nbc comment,
• 20:10
  like, 1 was trying to get into it
• 20:11
  and nothing 1 was just, like, what is
• 20:12
  happening. I don't like this. So I heard
• 20:14
  it's holding my eos. So what I saw
• 20:17
  was the Spanish coverage.
• 20:19
  So I I was following along like
• 20:22
  la,
• 20:24
  Brother.
• 20:25
  I was like, fuck yeah dude.
• 20:27
  See on the American 1. I don't even
• 20:29
  think they said Go jira, maybe they said
• 20:31
  at once. It was just wow. Things are
• 20:33
  happening. This is heavy metal. I don't I
• 20:36
  don't like this, and then there's a ship
• 20:38
  going by with an actual opera singer.
• 20:41
  So, apparently, they were playing a
• 20:44
  version of a French resistant song on the
• 20:46
  side of the Concierge,
• 20:49
  which was a
• 20:51
  castle turned prison
• 20:54
  meant for,
• 20:55
  holding all them Rick richie back in the
• 20:57
  day.
• 20:58
  Which is,
• 20:59
  again, that's sick is fuck.
• 21:02
  Morbid production paid bloody tribute to a historically
• 21:05
  famous dead lady.
• 21:07
  Thanks L mouth.
• 21:10
  Just kicking her when she's down in the
• 21:12
  years.
• 21:14
  Marie antoinette.
• 21:15
  Both are described the performance. A collaboration with
• 21:17
  Opera Singer, Marina V,
• 21:20
  is a, quote, a full musical metal Opera
• 21:23
  Cameron
• 21:24
  Macintosh. I don't remember that is mash up
• 21:26
  tribute to the gui,
• 21:28
  featuring d capita faces,
• 21:30
  d capita faces painted
• 21:32
  Clown white singing in the French revolutionary song,
• 21:34
  k Ira. Sorry. I don't speak French. During
• 21:38
  the L portion of the ceremony.
• 21:42
  Version of the song was reworked looks alongside
• 21:43
  French composer there and producer Victor Le
• 21:47
  according to the New York Times.
• 21:50
  I see.
• 21:52
  That all of that made it somehow less
• 21:54
  clear for me.
• 21:57
  Oh, 1 thing I did notice that I
• 21:58
  like this is because they're playing on
• 22:01
  essentially, Window of sales on, on the side
• 22:03
  of this castle,
• 22:05
  and they all had
• 22:07
  very strong harness attached to them. Okay. I
• 22:09
  was gonna say... I didn't notice the harness,
• 22:12
  but that makes me feel more comfortable. I
• 22:13
  think I would be pissing and shitting my
• 22:15
  pants.
• 22:16
  You just get way into an a pre
• 22:18
  and just whoops. Yeah. I don't do well
• 22:21
  with the heights.
• 22:23
  Like even small heights. It's getting on my
• 22:24
  roof makes me feel like I'm gonna sick
• 22:26
  and vomit everywhere. So,
• 22:29
  very impressive that they were crab cor
• 22:31
  on top on top of this castle. They
• 22:33
  were wisely safe
• 22:35
  safely harness in. So, you know, they don't
• 22:38
  have a James and get caught in some
• 22:40
  p and go falling off on live Tv.
• 22:45
  Anyway, I...
• 22:47
  I think have we we talked about we
• 22:49
  did an episode on this show forever ago
• 22:52
  I believe of, like, the very earliest recordings
• 22:54
  of bands that have been around forever. Right?
• 22:56
  Mh.
• 22:57
  I believe we talked about Go
• 22:59
  and when they were, like, 14 or 15
• 23:01
  years old,
• 23:03
  and the shit that they put out back
• 23:05
  then is absolutely
• 23:07
  insane, like, the the stuff that their drummer
• 23:09
  was able to play as a child.
• 23:12
  Absolutely makes me sick with Envy.
• 23:14
  I don't much care for, you know, the
• 23:16
  direction that they went later on in their
• 23:17
  career or whatever who cares.
• 23:19
  I'm... I think it's great that these guys
• 23:21
  have had such a little career and they
• 23:23
  kinda able have, like, I don't I feel
• 23:25
  like this is a good capstone for for
• 23:27
  all of that shit. I don't know. What
• 23:28
  do you think? And you played your music
• 23:31
  in front of the biggest audience that we'll
• 23:33
  ever see you. Yeah. It's it's hard to
• 23:36
  top that, and you represented your country if
• 23:39
  that thing you care about. That's a big
• 23:41
  deal too. You know, honor just to be
• 23:43
  asked, but to do this. And,
• 23:46
  you know, while I think some people were
• 23:48
  a little quick be like, oh, this is
• 23:49
  gonna be huge for them. You know, I'm
• 23:51
  sure they're gonna get an increase in listens
• 23:53
  at least on. The streaming stuff, whether that
• 23:55
  turns into lifelong fans. We'll see
• 23:58
  whether that, you know, 10:15
• 24:00
  years from now, we'll have a new crappy
• 24:02
  musician saying, I saw a Go jira,
• 24:04
  live on Tv and now I play guitar,
• 24:07
  Maybe that'll happen. I don't know how I
• 24:09
  kinda of feel like the way news and
• 24:11
  events happen now will forget about it in
• 24:14
  about 2 weeks.
• 24:15
  I mean, but, again, we we talked about
• 24:17
  that last week. Yeah. So somebody somebody shot
• 24:19
  the president nobody fucking cares. That's awesome.
• 24:22
  We're a president.
• 24:24
  Former president, who goes a shit. Yeah. Nobody
• 24:26
  cares. I love it. This is it's it's
• 24:28
  fun. It's like living every day with amnesia,
• 24:31
  and we get to wipe the slate clean
• 24:32
  and start a new.
• 24:34
  Yeah. It's
• 24:35
  we move on from things very quickly, and
• 24:37
  I'm sure this will show up at nausea
• 24:40
  for years to come on every.
• 24:41
  At moments of all
• 24:43
  Right. On every loud wire, top 20 most
• 24:46
  metal moments article, this will show up at
• 24:48
  at number 12 or something like that. But
• 24:51
  good for the band. Cool for metal.
• 24:53
  We will see if anything comes out of
• 24:56
  it, but it's worth going out of your
• 24:57
  way to watch. It just for, like, the
• 24:59
  sheer insanity of it all. So IIII
• 25:04
  think the only opening ceremony. I I recall
• 25:07
  ever from any Olympics is the
• 25:10
  1 from Beijing and, like, what, 2008 I
• 25:13
  guess.
• 25:14
  Do you do you remember the opening ceremonies
• 25:16
  for the Beijing Olympics?
• 25:18
  I They all blend together if I've ever
• 25:21
  seen any of. It was the most impressive
• 25:23
  thing I've ever seen everybody I have tire
• 25:24
  fucking wife man. Like thousands of Chinese people
• 25:28
  absolutely moving in
• 25:29
  absurd clockwork sync.
• 25:32
  I've I've never seen anything like it. I
• 25:34
  don't know have developers say anything like again.
• 25:35
  And all I could thing is, like, Goddamn.
• 25:37
  Those Chinese are gonna eat our lunch.
• 25:41
  And then those people were shipped off to
• 25:43
  some camp and never seen again. Tough to
• 25:45
  say. It's tough to say. I think moved
• 25:47
  slightly out of step and their entire lineage
• 25:50
  was destroyed.
• 25:51
  So I
• 25:52
  Again, that's the only 1II ever watched the
• 25:54
  only thing I remember, But my wife was
• 25:56
  telling me last night. Yeah. She was watching
• 25:57
  the opening ceremony, and she was, like,
• 26:00
  The best way I can describe it is
• 26:02
  this frenchman finds,
• 26:04
  like, a a street urchin child
• 26:07
  the street urchin child is helping him get
• 26:09
  the opening flame
• 26:11
  to the Olympics, like they're going through the
• 26:13
  cat homes across, like, an underground river with
• 26:16
  a ferry that's like Very much like the
• 26:19
  ferry of the dead.
• 26:21
  Was the urchin child, the snoop dogg.
• 26:27
  Oh my god. So last night, they're... We're
• 26:29
  watching
• 26:30
  the coverage and, like, they're talking to Snoop
• 26:32
  dogg just like,
• 26:33
  He's the coolest 75 year old round. Like,
• 26:35
  you know he's
• 26:37
  barely 50. Right?
• 26:40
  Blew her mind. She had no idea that
• 26:42
  this hu of a man had smoked himself
• 26:45
  30 years in the future.
• 26:47
  Yes. He came to prominence in the nineties.
• 26:52
  He has just
• 26:53
  bagged so much marijuana that he is now
• 26:56
  a, a skeleton man. He is the S
• 26:58
  man, but for Hip hop. It's awesome. I
• 27:01
  love that that
• 27:03
  weed is... Weed is good for you folks
• 27:05
  completely paralyzed by this 1.
• 27:10
  Anyway,
• 27:11
  Apparently, it included among this insane winding,
• 27:16
  opening credits
• 27:17
  was a brief period
• 27:20
  that showed
• 27:22
  a a group of drag queens doing
• 27:26
  recreation of the last supper
• 27:28
  And then quickly moving on since some other
• 27:30
  crazy visual because, you know, this is all
• 27:33
  it is. It's a past things.
• 27:36
  But apparently, that small bit was enough to
• 27:38
  enrich the loudest and dumbest people in our
• 27:41
  society,
• 27:43
  they called to each other. They have their
• 27:45
  their special signals that only files can hear
• 27:48
  and started
• 27:49
  screaming about it,
• 27:51
  all at once, including
• 27:54
  Elon Musk, the super genius,
• 27:56
  and
• 27:57
  1
• 27:58
  John Cooper of
• 28:00
  skillet.
• 28:01
  You see this?
• 28:03
  Scale it fresh off of playing Cap at
• 28:05
  first a few weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:11
  Let's see.
• 28:13
  John Cooper,
• 28:14
  Front men and basis for the grammy nominated
• 28:16
  Christian rock band skillet. As blasted,
• 28:19
  the 20 24 Paris Olympics opening ceremony for
• 28:22
  including prove of drag queens and dancers,
• 28:25
  performing a parent, quote, parody of the last
• 28:28
  supper.
• 28:30
  Among the drag queens included in this performance,
• 28:32
  it was ru all Drag race star, Nikki
• 28:34
  Doll,
• 28:35
  who str the pas
• 28:37
  d
• 28:38
  rigs
• 28:39
  alongside Drag race France favorites Palo and shape.
• 28:43
  Plus dozens of other models and performers in
• 28:45
  a addition of We big shoes the last
• 28:47
  supper,
• 28:49
  which the Olympics called, quote,
• 28:51
  interpretation of the Greek God Dionysus
• 28:54
  makes us aware of the absurdity of violence
• 28:57
  between human beings.
• 28:59
  The drag queens appeared on screen positioned similarly
• 29:02
  how Jesus and his 12 apostles are depicted
• 29:04
  in Da davinci, mural painting.
• 29:07
  Cooper
• 29:09
  said that,
• 29:10
  he got on Instagram to share that the
• 29:13
  2 and a half minute video
• 29:15
  to Sherry 2 and a half minute video
• 29:16
  and we you ripped the Olympic games fork
• 29:18
  quote, mocking Christianity
• 29:20
  and accused the, quote, global elites
• 29:23
  of being, quote, per, who are, quote, coming
• 29:25
  after your kids.
• 29:28
  I wonder who he means by the global
• 29:30
  elite
• 29:31
  I I wish I could get a closer
• 29:33
  idea because these guys are all convinced that
• 29:36
  there is some kind of global elite Cabal.
• 29:39
  Including folks like Elon Musk. Like, if you're
• 29:42
  not a part of the global... Who the
• 29:44
  fuck is?
• 29:46
  I don't know, man.
• 29:48
  It they mean jews, Jail. Oh, okay. Well,
• 29:51
  they should just say it.
• 29:52
  Don't dance around it. Come on, man. Tell
• 29:54
  me.
• 29:57
  Cooper has quoted here saying as translated by
• 29:59
  bla mouth. Thank you, Bla mouth.
• 30:02
  Hey, guys. What's up? I'm about to go
• 30:03
  on stage right now, but my phone's blowing
• 30:05
  up from all these people sending me videos
• 30:07
  of the opening ceremony for the Olympics of
• 30:10
  insane crazy stuff because we don't live in
• 30:12
  a normal world anymore. Okay?
• 30:14
  Okay.
• 30:15
  Okay. Alright.
• 30:17
  For all the people that are always saying
• 30:18
  it's so polarized. We gotta get along. Everybody
• 30:21
  stop yelling each other. We gotta agree. We
• 30:23
  all want the same things. Do we though?
• 30:25
  Do we?
• 30:26
  Let me explain this to you. He continued.
• 30:29
  This is what tolerance looks like in the
• 30:30
  new world. According to all these global elites
• 30:33
  who won't exchange, all of Western
• 30:35
  civilization and remake the world in their image.
• 30:37
  This is the way tolerance works for them.
• 30:39
  You sit down to walks the Olympics with
• 30:41
  your kids, They're gonna start the show with
• 30:43
  drag queens who come out and mock Christianity.
• 30:46
  They're gonna mock the number 1 largest faith
• 30:48
  in the world. They're gonna mock it on
• 30:50
  Tv in front of the whole world. Can
• 30:52
  we get give we get a fact shack
• 30:54
  on the number 1 largest faith in the
• 30:55
  world. Is that true? Yes.
• 30:58
  Really,
• 30:59
  Christianity is the biggest religion in the world.
• 31:01
  I mean, that's including
• 31:02
  all the subs sections and catholicism, but yes.
• 31:08
  The way would you think it was gonna
• 31:10
  be. I thought it was gonna be like,
• 31:11
  I don't know. Something over in, like India.
• 31:13
  I don't know. There's a lot of them.
• 31:16
  There's a lot of Chinese people. They don't,
• 31:18
  you know, they got other. A lot of
• 31:19
  them are Christian. Boo, how did we let
• 31:21
  that happen? Eu gel.
• 31:24
  The way it's tolerance works is this. If
• 31:26
  you're sitting with your kids and you go,
• 31:28
  what the heck is going on. I don't
• 31:29
  want my kids watch and drag wings. That's
• 31:31
  on my values.
• 31:32
  If that's what you say, well, then you're
• 31:34
  a bad person. You need to change your
• 31:36
  old school. You're the person causing all the
• 31:39
  hate in the world and they gotta shut
• 31:40
  you up. At the same time, the way
• 31:42
  tolerance works on the new world is okay
• 31:44
  for the drag queen to mock Christianity.
• 31:47
  Christianity is okay to mock. Alright? They can
• 31:49
  do it whatever they want to, but you
• 31:50
  can't.
• 31:51
  You see this isn't normal. This is not
• 31:54
  normal. This is not the world that I
• 31:56
  wanna live in. I don't think it's the
• 31:58
  world that most people in Western civilization wanna
• 32:00
  live in. They are in fact, coming after
• 32:03
  your kids because the global elites are per.
• 32:06
  They are coming after your kids. The question
• 32:08
  is, what are you gonna do about it?
• 32:10
  What are you gonna stop watching? Are you
• 32:12
  gonna stop watching? Say, no. We're not doing
• 32:14
  that?
• 32:15
  What in the world does sexuality have to
• 32:18
  do with the olympic games?
• 32:20
  Well, I mean, for starters
• 32:22
  Look the history of G Roman Wrestling at
• 32:24
  the Olympics, I think you ought too. Look
• 32:26
  at how all the Olympic athletes
• 32:28
  fuck like crazy and their Olympic villages and
• 32:31
  they tried to stop them by making uncomfortable
• 32:34
  beds. The Olympics is if nothing else, a
• 32:37
  celebration of the absolute vu of humans.
• 32:41
  It's all about being buff and swollen and
• 32:43
  hot as hell and fucking and sucking.
• 32:47
  Believe that was in the original manifesto of
• 32:48
  the the Olympics. That's what all the rings
• 32:50
  mean. Yeah. It's it's a bunch of people
• 32:53
  69
• 32:54
  across each other.
• 32:57
  Can we just leave your sexuality out of
• 33:00
  the opening for the Olympics? Something we all
• 33:02
  try to do together around the world and
• 33:03
  they make it a celebration of sexuality. That
• 33:06
  should tell you something?
• 33:07
  So I reject a new world. I reject
• 33:09
  their false tolerance. It's not real tolerance anyway.
• 33:13
  I reject it, and I say this.
• 33:15
  God will not be mocked. Go for it.
• 33:18
  Go for it. God will not be mocked.
• 33:20
  You will reap what you so. I don't
• 33:22
  know about you, but I am not bow
• 33:24
  down to this new regime.
• 33:27
  I mean, I know he says God will
• 33:29
  not be mocked, but I... All the evidence
• 33:31
  I've seen says the contrary. I think it's
• 33:33
  fine. I think it's up absolutely fun.
• 33:36
  I think we stopped having a vengeful angry
• 33:38
  guy a couple of thousand years ago, so
• 33:39
  I'm sure he's pretty okay with it. They
• 33:42
  wrote a fucking book about it. You should
• 33:44
  read it.
• 33:46
  Anyway,
• 33:48
  this guy is...
• 33:50
  III know that it's, like
• 33:53
  it's not like, Pc to say that someone
• 33:55
  is a deeply repressed homosexual when they get
• 33:57
  all up in this stuff, but that's clearly
• 33:59
  what's going on here. Right?
• 34:01
  It's the stick that a lot of these
• 34:03
  fake, particularly American
• 34:06
  Christian white winger do where they get all
• 34:08
  up in arms with something that
• 34:10
  maybe references Christianity,
• 34:14
  oftentimes dozen. They just choose to
• 34:16
  use
• 34:18
  that is an excuse to force their will
• 34:21
  among people. It's just... Every time III see
• 34:24
  something like this. I just think of line
• 34:26
  from the Simpsons.
• 34:27
  Stupid babies need the most attention. That is
• 34:30
  true. And that's what this is. This is...
• 34:32
  They're getting on their high horse. Just trying
• 34:35
  to make something that isn't about them about
• 34:38
  them, so they can be creative, and he
• 34:40
  even mentions, like, I am part of the
• 34:42
  largest religion in the world. It's like you
• 34:44
  are and you are not the oppressed. Yeah.
• 34:47
  If if something is making fun of your
• 34:50
  religion, the
• 34:52
  you're okay.
• 34:54
  Like at it. I am currently reading this,
• 34:57
  and I have an ad, even though I
• 34:59
  have every ad blocker in existence,
• 35:03
  that is telling me that Putin is killing
• 35:07
  Russian Christians is
• 35:09
  is not true.
• 35:11
  I mean, I'm sure some of them are.
• 35:12
  I mean, like, sure, but I don't think
• 35:14
  that that's the thing like, you're christian, so
• 35:17
  we have to kill you because they're, like,
• 35:19
  I there there there there there's this
• 35:21
  desire
• 35:22
  this all consuming horny impulse to be oppressed
• 35:27
  that these guys have, and it's just not
• 35:29
  happening. Ain't nobody do the press. We should.
• 35:32
  We should absolutely impress these people, but like,
• 35:34
  it's not happening.
• 35:36
  Yeah. It's the the same with the ultra
• 35:38
  rich. We're being oppressed, the world is changing.
• 35:42
  I don't like it. It's like, you're fine.
• 35:45
  I don't know, man.
• 35:46
  This guy this guy stinks to be honest
• 35:49
  with you.
• 35:50
  And the whole thing is is music stinks,
• 35:52
  his haircuts stinks. His haircut is truly fucking
• 35:55
  atrocious man. Like, how are you gonna put
• 35:58
  on a pom door when you're clearly baldi?
• 36:00
  It's just it's all fucked up.
• 36:03
  III think middle age t doll. Exactly. I
• 36:06
  think the thing is, like,
• 36:08
  again, the desperate to
• 36:11
  be oppressed thing. Like,
• 36:13
  is,
• 36:14
  like, the last supper
• 36:17
  an actual really religious thing or was it
• 36:19
  just, like a painting that 1 guy did
• 36:20
  and, like, 1600.
• 36:23
  Because I don't think that there's anything
• 36:25
  that actually describes, like, the actual last supper
• 36:29
  in the bible. Is there?
• 36:32
  It's
• 36:33
  the new testament ain't my testament, so I
• 36:35
  don't know anything about it.
• 36:37
  I don't think that like, it's been a...
• 36:40
  It's been a good 25 years since I
• 36:42
  did any kind of bible study think God.
• 36:45
  But I don't recall and, anything in there
• 36:48
  about. And yay, all the disciples set on
• 36:51
  1 side of the table with Jesus in
• 36:53
  the middle
• 36:54
  And Jesus like, let's get this bread fam.
• 36:57
  A scene that has been recreated in pop
• 37:00
  culture
• 37:01
  hundreds of times, thousands of times. Yeah. Like,
• 37:04
  this is the kind of thing that you
• 37:06
  go to your local antique mall and you
• 37:07
  can get, like, I don't know, fucking Tony
• 37:10
  Sop in the middle with, like,
• 37:12
  alpha Mach in Scarf on 1 side, you
• 37:15
  know, Gary Cooper on the other side. Like,
• 37:17
  it's, you know, it's tacky. It's tacky. Do
• 37:20
  better.
• 37:21
  I mean, they have...
• 37:23
  I I think, like bible camps and
• 37:26
  Christian Fairs, you could put your head in
• 37:29
  the little cutout out. Although supper and get
• 37:31
  your picture taken with Jesus. Why not.
• 37:34
  So I don't know.
• 37:36
  These people, they're they're desperate to be oppressed
• 37:38
  and I say, let's let's do it. Let's
• 37:40
  band together and let's actually suppress these guys.
• 37:43
  I think it'll it'd be... They they will
• 37:44
  finally get they what get what they want,
• 37:46
  and
• 37:48
  I'll be... I'll be happy to do it.
• 37:49
  You know?
• 37:50
  I think it's this desire
• 37:52
  for people who are not oppressed to be
• 37:54
  oppressed so that they can say look at
• 37:56
  me
• 37:56
  look how hard it is for me, even
• 37:58
  though they're fine. Yeah. And, like, the desire
• 38:02
  for
• 38:03
  validation or
• 38:04
  even
• 38:05
  trying to compare people with, like, how hard
• 38:07
  it was for them to grow up. Like,
• 38:09
  oh, well, yeah. I was poor. Oh, well,
• 38:11
  you were poor. I was even poor it's
• 38:13
  like
• 38:14
  Y'all all live in the suburbs. You were
• 38:15
  fine. It it it all comes down to,
• 38:18
  and this is the primary thing.
• 38:20
  I need somebody to look at me and
• 38:22
  acknowledge me. And that's it.
• 38:25
  And all you need is love, but I'm
• 38:27
  not gonna give it to you instead I
• 38:29
  will give you vision and hate.
• 38:34
  Anyway, then, What what what do you think
• 38:35
  about all this?
• 38:38
  Olympics,
• 38:40
  that's neat. I'm glad it happened. Cool thing.
• 38:43
  I don't think it'll make any sort of
• 38:45
  difference in their career just med in general,
• 38:47
  so maybe take it down and notch and
• 38:49
  making
• 38:50
  proclamation online. I saw someone say, and it
• 38:52
  was a a popular tweet. It was like,
• 38:54
  first, France has a left government now, and
• 38:57
  now we have extreme metal, and then people
• 38:59
  in their comments were I'd look. It's not
• 39:01
  a left government, and it's not extreme metal
• 39:03
  all. Constant replies to that. Yep.
• 39:06
  But you know, neat thing that happened and
• 39:09
  Christians are gonna be weird about it. And
• 39:12
  a lot of it is just to gain
• 39:14
  attention for themselves. And here the thing I
• 39:16
  am agreed about this week and then on
• 39:18
  to the next week where
• 39:20
  they made the Eminem and M lady less
• 39:22
  sexy.
• 39:23
  It's true though. She is nowhere nearly as
• 39:26
  as she wants was, how am I gonna
• 39:29
  jerk off to the M and M lady
• 39:30
  now? Well, it'll be tough, but I will
• 39:33
  try. She'll feeds M and M lady.
• 39:37
  So,
• 39:39
  Jira having a real moment. This is gonna,
• 39:41
  again, change the game for everybody.
• 39:44
  Which will be great news to
• 39:46
  Jack Gibson of exodus, I believe. Segue.
• 39:50
  We fucking nailed it.
• 39:53
  500 episodes and we are killing it on
• 39:55
  this podcast link. We are finally tuned in
• 39:57
  machine.
• 39:59
  What what is the deal with exodus basis
• 40:01
  Jack Gibson.
• 40:03
  This is probably the first and last time
• 40:04
  Robert say this, but we should listen to
• 40:06
  this interview with the guy from Exodus.
• 40:10
  I don't want to
• 40:13
  pump this up too much, but this is
• 40:14
  the real shit I've ever heard in my
• 40:16
  life.
• 40:17
  It... It's good for us to have the
• 40:20
  validation of a actual
• 40:22
  musician, saying a lot of things we've we've
• 40:23
  been saying for a long time, and he
• 40:25
  gave an interview with Danielle Blu,
• 40:29
  thankfully transcribed by Black or mouth. We love
• 40:31
  you, we're the only one's keeping you alive,
• 40:34
  where he he was asked if, like,
• 40:37
  things were a little bit jade for him
• 40:39
  now at this point in his career, and
• 40:41
  he goes very much at length talking about
• 40:44
  where things are at app, especially for older
• 40:46
  musicians and older bands, and
• 40:48
  it hits on a lot of points we've
• 40:49
  been talking about. So he says,
• 40:52
  I don't know what to tell young music
• 40:53
  today because I am jade, And it isn't
• 40:56
  that I'm just jade is that there's no
• 40:58
  music business anymore. That's so true.
• 41:03
  When I was young, there was a path,
• 41:05
  there were steps to take.
• 41:07
  You got your band together, you put your
• 41:09
  music together you started looking for shows, and
• 41:12
  if you could drop people to your shows,
• 41:14
  then the next step was that label people
• 41:16
  would be interested.
• 41:18
  Then you had to get your promotional pack
• 41:20
  together
• 41:21
  to give to the labels that were interested.
• 41:23
  And then you tried to get signed, and
• 41:25
  then you tried to make records and sell
• 41:27
  records. And those steps don't exist at all
• 41:29
  anymore.
• 41:30
  Now the step is make a band or
• 41:32
  not even make a band. Let's just go
• 41:34
  viral.
• 41:35
  I don't know I don't know to do
• 41:37
  that. Don't ask me how to fucking do
• 41:39
  that.
• 41:40
  I'm in my fifties. I don't know how
• 41:42
  to do that shit.
• 41:44
  It's totally mystery to me. Don't know how
• 41:46
  things get popular now other than just total
• 41:49
  lock, so I don't know.
• 41:51
  God. He is he is so real.
• 41:54
  It's like I'm saying these things. It's... You
• 41:56
  know what? Well, reading this it made me
• 41:58
  think of
• 41:59
  just kinda of the ongoing joke about boomers.
• 42:01
  Oh, just show up with your resume and
• 42:04
  ask if they're hiring. Yeah. And here he
• 42:06
  is to tell you no, Man, that's not
• 42:08
  gonna happen.
• 42:10
  But it it is kind of a good
• 42:11
  way to, like, bridge that gap, I guess
• 42:14
  when thinking about music is that was the
• 42:15
  way you used to do.
• 42:17
  And now it's impossible to do that. And
• 42:19
  it's the same thing for the music
• 42:22
  business. It's... We did that
• 42:24
  review of the...
• 42:26
  Not documentary, but but the live instructional video
• 42:29
  like how to get signed and, like, what
• 42:30
  you do is a metal band in the
• 42:31
  eighties.
• 42:33
  Because back then it was yes.
• 42:35
  You form a band, you play lots of
• 42:37
  live show you go on a tour you
• 42:40
  make your own t shirts and then you
• 42:42
  get in touch with a label and they
• 42:44
  do all this stuff for you, like none
• 42:46
  of that exists anymore.
• 42:47
  Yeah. It's it's not necessary. It's not the
• 42:50
  order of things and we to do it.
• 42:51
  It's the same like you don't show up
• 42:53
  anymore in a suit and hand your resume
• 42:56
  that you wrote on a type. Yeah. You
• 42:58
  go online and you fill a thing out
• 42:59
  and you'll never hear from them. Now it's
• 43:01
  you somehow go viral,
• 43:03
  and that's how you become famous, but don't
• 43:06
  make any money.
• 43:08
  He's right. But, I mean, that's the thing.
• 43:11
  There was an ordered way of going about
• 43:13
  the world. It sucks.
• 43:15
  But it was a real thing.
• 43:17
  And I I think that the
• 43:19
  intentions or the desires from the labels are
• 43:21
  gone too. They don't want new bands. Not
• 43:23
  just wanna snatch up all the old stuff
• 43:25
  that was already there. So they're not even
• 43:27
  going... They're not gonna throw
• 43:29
  30000 dollars at you to make a music
• 43:32
  video that maybe gets played on 20 minutes.
• 43:34
  Now It's like, well, we're not gonna bother
• 43:36
  or film something on your phones in an
• 43:39
  empty warehouse if you wanna put something out.
• 43:41
  It costs money to develop talent.
• 43:44
  And you may or may not get anything
• 43:46
  from it.
• 43:47
  When you can already take what has
• 43:49
  existed before, what's already successful. Will continue to
• 43:53
  be successful
• 43:54
  because you've sm anything new from happening.
• 43:58
  And and just investing your
• 44:01
  in in investing in buying that catalog, so
• 44:04
  you you own profit from it.
• 44:08
  It's kinda like how we talk about someone
• 44:10
  like Sleep token who's a surprise hit all
• 44:12
  of a sudden. Mh. And in the past,
• 44:15
  when a, a random band would become huge.
• 44:18
  All the other labels would try to snatch
• 44:20
  up things that sound like them so that
• 44:21
  they could have their own piece. Yeah. That's
• 44:24
  not happening.
• 44:25
  There isn't like a sleep token worship band
• 44:27
  or... Oh, here's another band with goofy get
• 44:30
  ups and soft boy voices and
• 44:33
  don't know whatever else they do. It's just...
• 44:35
  This is the 1 thing and maybe we
• 44:38
  can buy a piece of it.
• 44:40
  Yeah. I mean,
• 44:42
  not to to boomer post here. I was
• 44:44
  reading Bla mouth earlier. I saw that,
• 44:46
  Jeff Por of
• 44:48
  to sold the band's catalog,
• 44:50
  including, like the song he wrote for Michael
• 44:52
  Jackson to 1 of these... 1 of these,
• 44:54
  you know, conglomerate that
• 44:56
  collects
• 44:57
  songs like, you know,
• 44:59
  pokemon cards and then, you know, and and
• 45:01
  and invest entirely and,
• 45:03
  you know, getting them played on in movies
• 45:06
  and commercials and all that so they allow
• 45:08
  and reap the residual for it. And yes.
• 45:11
  It's gross.
• 45:13
  Anyway,
• 45:14
  this is not about hold the line. This
• 45:16
  is about exodus.
• 45:18
  Yeah. So he continues. Here in Nashville where
• 45:21
  I live young musicians, they asked me that
• 45:23
  all the time. And I kinda feel like
• 45:25
  a dick when I'm answering because I'm like,
• 45:27
  guys, I don't know.
• 45:29
  I don't know what makes things tick. The
• 45:31
  bands that are real popular, I don't know
• 45:33
  why those bands are popular. And I'm not
• 45:35
  saying they're not good. I just don't know
• 45:37
  why those bands are the ones that stand
• 45:39
  out from the ones right now.
• 45:41
  It all kinda of sounds the same to
• 45:42
  me. I guess it's probably because I'm just
• 45:45
  old, but I don't know what direction to
• 45:47
  give anybody.
• 45:49
  And when the interview Daniel Bloom noted that,
• 45:52
  we are living in different times right now,
• 45:54
  I'll get sinking concurrent. There's no business.
• 45:56
  Once they started giving the music away, there's
• 45:58
  no business. We don't sell shit for records.
• 46:01
  If we don't go out and sell t
• 46:02
  shirts, we don't make money.
• 46:04
  I'm a t shirt salesman.
• 46:06
  Not a musician. Yep.
• 46:08
  How many hours said that. I'm literally a
• 46:11
  traveling cha des village.
• 46:13
  Fuck dude.
• 46:15
  That's what we do. We play music to
• 46:16
  try to get people to the store and
• 46:18
  sell them our fucking stuff with stuff printed
• 46:20
  on it. That's the business.
• 46:22
  If you can't fill up a room, 50000
• 46:24
  units moved down the internet then they don't
• 46:27
  wanna talk to you. In any day now,
• 46:29
  we're all gonna lose our jobs these fucking
• 46:31
  robots.
• 46:32
  Once see, once the Ai figures I would
• 46:34
  had to actually make music that people enjoy
• 46:36
  They're not gonna pay us to do shit.
• 46:40
  I mean, that's something that you've been on
• 46:43
  quite a bit over the last year or
• 46:44
  so. Mh.
• 46:46
  After bloom expressed her belief that people will
• 46:49
  always be interested in sing live music being
• 46:51
  performed by humans, Jack said, well, that's true,
• 46:54
  but at this point in time, most of
• 46:55
  the music business isn't that. Most of it
• 46:57
  is licensing and commercial jingle and music editing
• 47:00
  and music recording. And that's all that I've
• 47:02
  been honest. Yep.
• 47:04
  All that's gonna just disappear. There's gonna be
• 47:06
  50 people out there who make music that
• 47:09
  people are interested in that can't be reproduced.
• 47:11
  And then the rest of us,
• 47:13
  like, who's gonna pay somebody to write music
• 47:15
  for a movie. We're pay orchestra, pay 60
• 47:18
  people to come in and perform it when
• 47:20
  1 guy can just go punch a few
• 47:22
  commands into a computer and it comes out.
• 47:24
  And we're not gonna know the fucking difference.
• 47:27
  Things are changing so fast. I don't really
• 47:29
  know what to say.
• 47:32
  Yeah.
• 47:34
  It's so rare that you have an old
• 47:36
  metal guy come out and give an interview
• 47:39
  where everything he says is like Yes, brother.
• 47:42
  And it's coherent, and he doesn't, like, slip
• 47:45
  something in. That's just like, oh, I have
• 47:47
  to say that. Yeah... Yeah. I mean, he
• 47:50
  he gets in and he's is someone who
• 47:52
  has been doing it for a long time
• 47:53
  and is on the front lines of just
• 47:56
  going on these tours and playing these old
• 47:58
  man t. And it's just like, I sure
• 48:00
  hope you buy something because that's the only
• 48:02
  way I'm gonna eat.
• 48:04
  And it really does, like, I don't know.
• 48:07
  I I
• 48:08
  sometimes because I have such a large collection
• 48:11
  of t shirts that I don't ever fucking
• 48:13
  wear. You know, I go to a show
• 48:15
  sometimes, and I I don't buy a t
• 48:17
  shirt, and I It makes... I do need
• 48:19
  to stop and think, like, if I'm doing
• 48:20
  this, I might as well, like, give the
• 48:22
  band the few books that they need to
• 48:24
  actually make it here.
• 48:27
  It sucks. I I will do better in
• 48:29
  the future. I mean, I've I've certainly guilt
• 48:32
  bought
• 48:33
  merchandise for a band.
• 48:34
  If they're especially for, like, a known 1
• 48:36
  where there aren't a lot of people at
• 48:38
  the show. Yep. She's just like, man. Alright.
• 48:40
  You know, I'll I'll buy something.
• 48:42
  Here's a gift for someone or I'll work
• 48:43
  out in this. Like, I'm not crazy about
• 48:45
  the band, but I just kinda
• 48:47
  feel bad enough for It's like, I will
• 48:49
  give you money. But as as a comp...
• 48:50
  As a compromise, bands make better merch. I
• 48:53
  bought AAA
• 48:54
  horrendous
• 48:55
  baseball tee you, like, a a rad 1.
• 48:57
  Looks great. Huge ups to those guys. More
• 49:00
  bands should do brag.
• 49:02
  Yeah. It's part of the problem too is
• 49:05
  there have been bands that I love. I
• 49:07
  own multiple apps. I'm so excited to see
• 49:09
  Doing a great set. And the share it
• 49:11
  suck. And so I'm... It's to the point
• 49:13
  where I'm not even going to wear that
• 49:15
  at home. Like, this is a bad design.
• 49:18
  This looks bad or I can't wear it
• 49:20
  out in public because it's something gross or
• 49:22
  there are potty words on it. It's like,
• 49:24
  man
• 49:26
  I wanna keep in my money. Wanna do
• 49:28
  a special shout out here.
• 49:29
  I went and saw... I drove the fucking
• 49:31
  Louisiana to see demo.
• 49:33
  And they sold me
• 49:35
  the worst t shirt I've ever bought in
• 49:38
  my life.
• 49:40
  Did the shirt look like how the vocal
• 49:41
  sound? The shirt looked great, but the mid
• 49:45
  too they printed on came from a fucking
• 49:47
  bur factory. I don't know where they've managed
• 49:50
  to find this shit. I've never had a
• 49:52
  t shirt that felt so bad in my
• 49:54
  life.
• 49:55
  Your poor chief nipples.
• 49:58
  And on top of it, like, from a
• 49:59
  consumer standpoint,
• 50:01
  you know, even if the merchandise the shirts,
• 50:05
  the booty shorts, whatever you wanna buy from
• 50:07
  them. Look okay. Sometimes it's really expensive. Yeah.
• 50:12
  And
• 50:13
  a part of me understands that, like, with
• 50:15
  everything more expensive. Everything's more expensive and with
• 50:18
  some of these venues taking money, like, I'd
• 50:19
  get it. But at the same time, man,
• 50:22
  I don't wanna spend 35 dollars for a
• 50:24
  t shirt.
• 50:26
  I I get it. I get it, but
• 50:28
  I think that
• 50:29
  honestly, man, like, that's something that is just
• 50:32
  it's here, and that's how it's gonna go
• 50:33
  from that on.
• 50:35
  And part of that too is, I know
• 50:36
  I can wait until through the tour over,
• 50:38
  and they wanna get rid of their merch
• 50:39
  and I can get it for cheaper.
• 50:42
  But, like, you know, it's... When you're hitting
• 50:44
  the point where merchandise is more than the
• 50:46
  ticket and the ticket over is already expensive.
• 50:49
  It's... You you kind of have to prioritize,
• 50:52
  like, what do I want? Do I
• 50:54
  get this stuff from the old band that
• 50:56
  I know Still trying to make it work?
• 50:59
  Or do you go for a newer band
• 51:00
  who's just starting out? And
• 51:03
  you know, it's all these... Like, you have
• 51:04
  to make hard decisions where you didn't have
• 51:06
  to make this in the past where you
• 51:07
  could buy 2 or 3 shirts. You can
• 51:10
  buy Cds. You can
• 51:12
  buy
• 51:12
  a hat. Any any of these sorts of
• 51:14
  things and just not break the bank and
• 51:16
  anymore. And now it's... You kinda have to
• 51:18
  be like, well.
• 51:19
  Who do I support with my limited funds?
• 51:22
  I mean, that is fair. And all of
• 51:24
  this stuff like, you know,
• 51:26
  doesn't address the root issue, which is frankly,
• 51:29
  una addressable by any of us. Yeah. There's
• 51:31
  nothing we can do about the greedy March
• 51:33
  of music progress that is just cutting out
• 51:36
  the musicians, and you're just gonna replace it
• 51:39
  by a guy sitting at, his computer,
• 51:42
  making
• 51:43
  bleep loop sounds and the majority of people
• 51:46
  clapping their hands like seals.
• 51:48
  Not great.
• 51:49
  But hey. You know? Maybe, like, we'll finally
• 51:52
  have the Em p attack that brings down
• 51:54
  the Internet or something. That way, we don't
• 51:56
  have to worry about all that stuff. And
• 51:57
  then we'll have heavy metal t doors singing
• 51:59
  on the corner. Yeah. Exactly. I I wanna
• 52:02
  be a wandering bard, you know?
• 52:05
  Just, you know,
• 52:06
  wandering around, like, my neighborhood. I wanna, like,
• 52:09
  wanna have to go to like, kansas or
• 52:10
  anything like that.
• 52:11
  Just door to door rocking. Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:14
  You, would you request if a thin lizzie
• 52:17
  you cover on this finder.
• 52:19
  Woods they'll like some nec fair.
• 52:25
  Perhaps you have heard of.
• 52:30
  So I don't know, man. I feel like,
• 52:33
  exodus is... No.
• 52:34
  Extremely not my shit or whatever. But I...
• 52:37
  It is very
• 52:39
  gratifying to hear somebody that's been in the
• 52:41
  industry for so fucking long that is able
• 52:43
  to
• 52:44
  put it together exactly as it is,
• 52:47
  Clear eyes full heart,
• 52:49
  we cannot win.
• 52:52
  Yeah. All this being said, I'm still not
• 52:53
  giving exodus any money, but I feel for
• 52:55
  you.
• 52:56
  Fucking hate Gary Holt, man.
• 52:59
  Cobra commander vocals is. And My thing. Yeah.
• 53:03
  I I support you, but I'm not gonna
• 53:05
  give you money. Exactly. Exactly.
• 53:08
  What what do you think, man? Is there
• 53:09
  anything else you wanna get on this 1?
• 53:13
  Quickly,
• 53:14
  maybe we'll get 1 more black sabbath the
• 53:16
  show.
• 53:17
  It seems like all the pieces are falling
• 53:19
  place of at least people wanting to be
• 53:21
  together for 1 more show, whether or not
• 53:24
  their health allows them to do it.
• 53:27
  So
• 53:28
  Bill Ward
• 53:29
  was not included in Black sabbath,
• 53:32
  has not been included in Black sabbath for
• 53:35
  what almost 20 years now?
• 53:38
  Yeah. It's been on and off really for
• 53:41
  most of the band's career beyond, like, the
• 53:43
  original
• 53:44
  stuff is...
• 53:45
  He has had issues with... I'm oz, I
• 53:48
  think specifically, but, you know, just everyone with
• 53:51
  aussie Why?
• 53:53
  You don't know. But the... You know, over
• 53:55
  the years, they've kinda just gone back and
• 53:57
  forth of
• 53:58
  just whatever problems that they have and
• 54:01
  He's been there. He hasn't been there. The
• 54:03
  1 time I got to Sea black sa,
• 54:04
  but he was with them. So, I mean,
• 54:07
  I was all set, but just they reunited
• 54:10
  without him at some point, and, you know,
• 54:11
  now,
• 54:12
  especially Aussie health is very bad. And within
• 54:15
  the past year,
• 54:17
  everyone else has said they've wanted to do
• 54:19
  it.
• 54:20
  Tony, I owe me back in May said
• 54:22
  it'd be something that'd be a nice thing
• 54:23
  to actually do.
• 54:25
  Geez are Butler around the same times said,
• 54:27
  I'd love it to happen even if it
• 54:29
  was 1 final song with the original 4
• 54:31
  of us with bill on drums, even if
• 54:33
  it's just 1 song and Os said, if
• 54:35
  they wanted to do 1 more gig with
• 54:37
  Bill, I would jump at the chance.
• 54:39
  And finally, Bill chimed in with Bill worry
• 54:43
  checking in.
• 54:44
  Hysterical.
• 54:45
  Billboard worry checking in regarding all the updates
• 54:47
  on a possible Have a show in England.
• 54:50
  I'm in for playing some of everyone's old
• 54:52
  favorites.
• 54:53
  Love playing them then, and I'd love to
• 54:55
  play them 1 last time. I'm not going
• 54:57
  to talk about health publicly, except to say
• 55:00
  everybody,
• 55:01
  every day, I'm pretty good for 76 years
• 55:04
  old. I'm active musically every day, and I
• 55:06
  have a very busy and gratifying. Life. Love
• 55:09
  you all, all the fucking time.
• 55:12
  So that sounds like
• 55:15
  if Sharon can get Oz onto a plane,
• 55:18
  and get him to England,
• 55:20
  they could at least do a song together.
• 55:23
  I mean, even still how many times over
• 55:25
  the last a couple of years as all
• 55:27
  as he said he's done with playing shows,
• 55:29
  he keeps doing it, but he keeps saying
• 55:30
  that like he was so fucking sick and
• 55:32
  so to crap it, like, this is it.
• 55:34
  This is no war.
• 55:36
  Anyway, I think if they're gonna dope him
• 55:37
  up and get him out there for 1
• 55:39
  song. Like like button finals debate performance through.
• 55:44
  They're gonna prop him up with Marion etch,
• 55:46
  strings and, you know, pant mine and whatever.
• 55:49
  But, you know, I think you have the
• 55:51
  pieces there that are willing to do it.
• 55:54
  There's enough money that you can make 1
• 55:56
  final time,
• 55:58
  where it's
• 56:00
  financially worth it for Sharon and everyone else.
• 56:03
  Where,
• 56:05
  you know, beyond, like, trying to do some
• 56:07
  random festival.
• 56:08
  We're gonna get a chunk of money. I
• 56:10
  think personally, this is something that they wanna
• 56:13
  do
• 56:13
  that they will make it happen.
• 56:16
  Provided everyone lives
• 56:18
  until it happens.
• 56:20
  Yeah. I mean, well...
• 56:21
  Boy. That's a big thing. I saw... I
• 56:24
  believe I saw
• 56:26
  Merle H final performance ever. Right before he
• 56:29
  died.
• 56:30
  And I will tell you that it was...
• 56:33
  You were watching a man that you could
• 56:34
  tell was clearly about to die.
• 56:38
  I don't know
• 56:39
  if that is something that is appealing for
• 56:41
  people,
• 56:42
  like, wanting to see these guys that are
• 56:44
  on their last legs, try to keep together
• 56:46
  for 1 more try, but I I don't
• 56:48
  think I would want any part of it.
• 56:50
  Oh, is it something that you would wanna
• 56:52
  see?
• 56:53
  No. I mean, like I said, I got
• 56:55
  to see them once already.
• 56:58
  You know how
• 56:59
  metal fans are, You know, how rock fans
• 57:01
  are
• 57:02
  everyone's happy that loves kiss to see kiss
• 57:05
  do their thing and we'll gladly pay hundreds
• 57:08
  and hundreds of dollars to do it. So
• 57:11
  between the... This is the last time ever.
• 57:13
  This is the original lineup.
• 57:15
  People that may have seen them once, people
• 57:16
  have never seen them before, They'll be more
• 57:18
  than enough people that wanna be a part
• 57:20
  of it. And then there's the cloud chaser.
• 57:23
  The Elon musk's of the world who will
• 57:25
  put on their freshly purchased size medium share
• 57:29
  and stand on a sky box. And that
• 57:31
  boy is not a size medium. He was
• 57:33
  seen that big ass. Belly he's going. He's
• 57:35
  not a size medium, but he will wear
• 57:37
  a shirt that is.
• 57:39
  And he'll stand up there with
• 57:42
  Mb from Saudi Arabia and, you know, other
• 57:45
  people with their blood money. The S will
• 57:48
  be with him, and they'll be drinking their
• 57:50
  z as nodding along to paranoid
• 57:53
  and what war pig not get it.
• 57:55
  I don't think I can picture a more
• 57:57
  appealing scene. Thank you, Jordan.
• 57:59
  Because you know I'm right. Yeah. I know.
• 58:01
  I know. That pisses in it. Pisses me
• 58:03
  off, Jordan.
• 58:04
  Me and barry Gold water. In your heart,
• 58:06
  you know I'm right.
• 58:11
  Yeah. I I think that's true.
• 58:14
  I don't know, man. I I would like
• 58:16
  to...
• 58:17
  Before like, we we end all of this
• 58:19
  stuff, though.
• 58:21
  I briefly mentioned at the end of the
• 58:22
  show,
• 58:24
  last week that I had went out and
• 58:25
  seen jim mold in her horrendous and that
• 58:26
  it was 1 of the best metal shows
• 58:28
  I think I've ever seen. Had several people
• 58:30
  reach out
• 58:31
  over the last week to tell me I
• 58:34
  also saw the show, and you write. This
• 58:36
  was fucking sick.
• 58:37
  So I would like to give a special
• 58:39
  shout out to 12 health contributor Re inquiry
• 58:41
  tower.
• 58:42
  For boot leg our shit
• 58:45
  and
• 58:46
  giving
• 58:47
  boot leg t shirt shirts at To 2
• 58:49
  mold boys.
• 58:50
  I didn't see your request for approval until
• 58:53
  well after the facts, but
• 58:55
  you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
• 58:59
  1 missed opportunity though and maybe if they
• 59:01
  come around,
• 59:02
  toilet of hell short shorts. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 59:05
  That would be a good thing.
• 59:07
  And I'm I'm talking like John Stockton in
• 59:09
  style short shorts. I wanna see lots of
• 59:11
  thigh. I mean, I am a...
• 59:13
  Think we all know. This is canonical. I
• 59:15
  I am a short shorts ent out of
• 59:18
  6 months out of the year. I'm wearing
• 59:19
  the the tiniest little guys I can put
• 59:21
  on.
• 59:23
  So it might be worth having some just
• 59:24
  for my own use.
• 59:27
  I don't know. Let us know out there
• 59:28
  if you guys are interested in getting some
• 59:30
  branded short shorts
• 59:33
  I can talk to some distributors see what
• 59:34
  we can do, and we can have them
• 59:37
  nailed out to to our favorite short short
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  wear and death metal band as well.
• 59:43
  What do you think would you wear a
• 59:44
  pair?
• 59:47
  I guess, if I if I must. Are
• 59:49
  you like, are are you still on, like,
• 59:51
  the the 19 98 shorts almost as pants
• 59:55
  length. Not that, I was never that bad.
• 59:58
  I'm a little bit past than me. I'm
• 1:00:00
  respectable.
• 1:00:01
  But you know, like I I've been saying
• 1:00:03
  I've been doing Yoga. My legs are buff
• 1:00:05
  as hell now. So maybe I should get
• 1:00:06
  into the toilet of how short short game.
• 1:00:08
  Honestly, man, it's nice. It's real nice. I
• 1:00:11
  know there's not nearly as hot. Where you
• 1:00:13
  are as it is here, but, like, I...
• 1:00:15
  If I go out wearing, like, pants, I'm
• 1:00:17
  just like, god, this is suffocating.
• 1:00:20
  You just do the gen... Dennis Reynolds,
• 1:00:23
  half split showing how much range you have?
• 1:00:26
  Not even kidding man. That's me every day.
• 1:00:29
  Look at this range.
• 1:00:32
  It's really impressive. Really quite impressive.
• 1:00:35
  Let us know if you want some short
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  shorts.
• 1:00:38
  But but I could tell you this.
• 1:00:41
  Know, what's better in short shorts.
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  More episodes of this show.
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  And if you want to get those,
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  boy, They're available for you. There's
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  like a more than a hundred of those
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  now over at
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  patreon dot com slash 12 of hell, including
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  1 that I am publishing
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  today.
• 1:01:00
  In which we... What... What exactly do we
• 1:01:02
  do you on that 1, Jordan? We're back
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  to fantasy label ball, and we
• 1:01:08
  struggled
• 1:01:08
  through dark descent records.
• 1:01:11
  Yeah. We did dark descent.
• 1:01:13
  So, you know, also, we have the bat
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  catalog of other bonus episodes which are
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  maybe more engaging.
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  Anyway, for just a few bucks, you can
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  we make very special
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  actually put together by spear, and in
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  appropriation, or appropriate celebration our 10 years as
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  an existing
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  entity.
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  He put together some of the best tracks,
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  things we discovered from the child of hell
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  over the last decade.
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  Oh, very So it's it's like... And I'm
• 1:01:49
  looking through this. I'm like man We really
• 1:01:50
  did cover these guys, like, right when they
• 1:01:52
  started, like, in they're
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  the toilet famous now.
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  Like, was it
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  talking shit. I'm am looking at it right
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  talking to each other about
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