Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / 🌸 RHOP & 🛳️ Below Deck Med Recaps
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, welcome back in.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Today is a Potomac and below Deck medday, so we're
- 0:25Speaker 3: very excited to jump in on those. Emily DSIs is
- 0:29Speaker 3: joining me. Hello, Emily.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Hello, Happy Tuesday.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Oh wow, thank you so much. I'm delighted that it
- 0:36Speaker 3: is Tuesday. It's you know, we are coming closer and
- 0:40Speaker 3: closer to Bravo Con every day. And those of you
- 0:44Speaker 3: who haven't gotten your tickets to Cabarami, you know what.
- 0:48Speaker 3: I did get a little bit of a status update
- 0:50Speaker 3: and they are really selling fast actually, so Thursday, Friday,
- 0:55Speaker 3: Saturday thirteen, fourteen fifteen, you can get your tickets and
- 0:59Speaker 3: you can go to ticket look up Cabaretmy. You can
- 1:01Speaker 3: actually go to the podcast notes and click on the
- 1:04Speaker 3: link here. It's also in my linkoln bio on my Instagram.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Meet Amy Phillips. It's gonna be a ton of fun
- 1:11Speaker 3: and Emily will be there, Diana's going to be there
- 1:14Speaker 3: for two nights and it's gonna be great. It's over
- 1:17Speaker 3: at the hard Rock. Also, thank you so much for
- 1:21Speaker 3: those of you who are joining us for the first time.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Welcome to the Darling universe. Here things get weird.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Gotta see you what.
- 1:31Speaker 3: We're going to be diving into Potomac first and then
- 1:36Speaker 3: below deck med Also tomorrow will be Salt Lake City.
- 1:41Speaker 3: And just a heads up for those of you on Patreon,
- 1:45Speaker 3: Orange County will not be put up until next week
- 1:50Speaker 3: of you know, the Orange County Reunion because I am
- 1:52Speaker 3: going out of town, so I apologize for that, but
- 1:56Speaker 3: we will get right to it upon my return, hopefully Monday.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Hopefully Monday, right em and a.
- 2:04Speaker 4: I that's what I hope. It's my one hope is it?
- 2:12Speaker 4: Friday is Halloween, so everybody a good point. It's a
- 2:16Speaker 4: Halloween weekend extravaganza for everybody.
- 2:20Speaker 3: So so you guys, can you can forgive, You can
- 2:24Speaker 3: forgive and forget, you know what I mean, say it,
- 2:27Speaker 3: forget it right, regret it?
- 2:29Speaker 4: All right?
- 2:30Speaker 3: Come on now, all right we have we've got some
- 2:33Speaker 3: Potomac to get into. Thanks, welcome in the breakness. The
- 2:38Speaker 3: breakness is finally here what we've been waiting for.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I still think we're at the Brown pre season. Okay,
- 2:45Speaker 4: so pre Preakness is the yeah right, Preakness is going
- 2:48Speaker 4: to be happening very soon.
- 2:51Speaker 3: M even though the signage said Freakness even though is
- 2:55Speaker 3: there and that's where it's going to be.
- 2:57Speaker 4: Yes, I would have liked it.
- 2:59Speaker 3: I would have I would have likened. No, I would
- 3:01Speaker 3: have liked a little more like if it was the
- 3:04Speaker 3: other event that you're talking about, before the actual Preakness,
- 3:07Speaker 3: some more signage would have been appreciated.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Okay, I will let them know. I will give them
- 3:13Speaker 4: the notes at Pimlico and we'll see what we can do.
- 3:16Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
- 3:18Speaker 3: But you know, Maryland is Emily's home state, so she's
- 3:20Speaker 3: got all the lingo down. Do you know, the first
- 3:23Speaker 3: lady Emily? And would she have spent a little more
- 3:25Speaker 3: time with you.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Don Moore?
- 3:28Speaker 4: And I would like to think so, in my heart,
- 3:31Speaker 4: I would love Don Moore to hang out with me. However,
- 3:37Speaker 4: I could not believe how much that was built up
- 3:40Speaker 4: and that we didn't didn't. I know, not everybody's watching
- 3:43Speaker 4: Real Housewives of London, but it felt very much like
- 3:46Speaker 4: the Royalty where they were like going on and on
- 3:51Speaker 4: about meeting up with King Charles and Queen Camilla, and
- 3:56Speaker 4: then they just like sprinted by and that was this. Yes,
- 4:00Speaker 4: I thought Don Moore was going to be there for
- 4:03Speaker 4: a minute.
- 4:04Speaker 1: M well, she didn't want to be on camera.
- 4:06Speaker 3: That was interesting the arrow to her and she was like,
- 4:10Speaker 3: I am not interested, which says a lot about Wendy
- 4:14Speaker 3: that she would have you know, that she would know
- 4:16Speaker 3: Wendy because of her platform with what she does, you know,
- 4:21Speaker 3: outside of the real housewives, and so for her to
- 4:24Speaker 3: be like, you're invited, but you and you can bring along,
- 4:28Speaker 3: you know, your housewife friends, but I don't want to
- 4:31Speaker 3: have anything to do with it. And you know what's
- 4:33Speaker 3: interesting smart because look where we're at with Wendy now,
- 4:37Speaker 3: you know, look where we're at. That is like making
- 4:41Speaker 3: a smart political decision. Whoever is you know, whoever made
- 4:45Speaker 3: that choice, whether it was she or her people, because
- 4:50Speaker 3: here we are.
- 4:52Speaker 4: I mean, maybe somebody did a deep dive and was like,
- 4:55Speaker 4: you know, we should maybe pulled off, Like maybe somebody
- 4:59Speaker 4: did a maybe there was like a word, hey, word
- 5:02Speaker 4: from law enforcement. Something there's at under the radar investigation.
- 5:08Speaker 4: Who knows, but it was great.
- 5:11Speaker 3: It was kind of funny and like they were just like,
- 5:13Speaker 3: oh wow, that was not a lot.
- 5:15Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 5:16Speaker 3: I kind of felt like, well, what do you I
- 5:18Speaker 3: have little expectations. So I kind of was like, well,
- 5:20Speaker 3: that's great they got to see her. She said hello,
- 5:23Speaker 3: she came over. I mean, what do you want to do?
- 5:26Speaker 4: My vibe is that And if you've been to this event,
- 5:30Speaker 4: let me know if I'm incorrect. But there's parties happening everywhere.
- 5:34Speaker 4: Wendy was hosting this particular one, and there is some
- 5:38Speaker 4: understanding from the Governor's office set in appearance by the
- 5:42Speaker 4: first by the governor's wife, Don Moore, she will stop
- 5:47Speaker 4: by your party. It will be like a a like
- 5:51Speaker 4: just coming by real fast like that that. I hadn't
- 5:54Speaker 4: put that together until I was watching it, but I'm like, oh,
- 5:57Speaker 4: she's going around. Yeah, she's going around with everybody and
- 6:01Speaker 4: probably doing a photo and whatever at all these like parties, right,
- 6:05Speaker 4: probably some kind of fundraiser, you know, there's something going
- 6:08Speaker 4: on here.
- 6:08Speaker 3: And honestly, like, if she's not going to be on camera,
- 6:11Speaker 3: she's not going to stick around with them for very
- 6:13Speaker 3: long because they're filming.
- 6:15Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, reasonably shady. You know a lot
- 6:23Speaker 3: of people were posting the clip from yesterday's you Know podcast,
- 6:28Speaker 3: and it's Giselle and Robin talking about Wendy and how
- 6:33Speaker 3: when they first saw the headline, they were just out
- 6:36Speaker 3: of their mind shocked. They never saw this coming. They
- 6:42Speaker 3: Robin actually pointed out what you had pointed out the
- 6:47Speaker 3: first scene when we saw like it was the first
- 6:50Speaker 3: premiere episode of the season, and it was Wendy saying
- 6:53Speaker 3: like happy Edti's doing so well, We're going to do renovations.
- 6:57Speaker 3: And Robin pointed that exact thing out, like, is she,
- 7:01Speaker 3: you know, did she do this on purpose? Is this
- 7:03Speaker 3: something that they and they were both basically we're both saying,
- 7:07Speaker 3: you know, it sounds like this was planned. This was
- 7:10Speaker 3: something that they had, you know, premeditated. And meanwhile, there
- 7:16Speaker 3: are a lot of rumors.
- 7:17Speaker 1: Realman amount husband about.
- 7:21Speaker 3: How Wendy is distancing herself from Eddie, that she's going
- 7:25Speaker 3: to be divorcing him, that she has nothing to do
- 7:27Speaker 3: with what he did. So this is where this is
- 7:30Speaker 3: where we're going with this. They're trying to throw the
- 7:32Speaker 3: case out obviously that for Wendy saying she had no
- 7:36Speaker 3: previous knowledge. This is just, I mean, it's incredible. I still,
- 7:41Speaker 3: I really, I still can't believe this is happening. It's
- 7:44Speaker 3: like it's not even a slow burn. The burn hasn't
- 7:47Speaker 3: even begun to work its way through my body. I'm
- 7:49Speaker 3: still at shock.
- 7:50Speaker 4: I'm still at shock, Yeah, because Wendy's not stupid and right,
- 7:57Speaker 4: and I do think, like I don't know Eddie that
- 8:00Speaker 4: well to say, but like hearing the police report in
- 8:04Speaker 4: terms of how this crime was set up, I'm like,
- 8:07Speaker 4: this is not if you're if you are going to
- 8:10Speaker 4: do this. This doesn't seem well thought out at all.
- 8:15Speaker 4: Not to say it wasn't premeditated.
- 8:17Speaker 2: It was.
- 8:18Speaker 4: It seems very premeditated, but it just was not. It
- 8:24Speaker 4: was like a kid thought of it. It's like like
- 8:28Speaker 4: we're gonna put We're gonna like break into this window
- 8:32Speaker 4: and like knock a vase over right.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Throw some pillows around, like walk through them. The bed
- 8:38Speaker 3: spread off, right, But there's no mud, Like there's no
- 8:41Speaker 3: mud and grass prints outside in the mud or something.
- 8:45Speaker 3: I didn't well there should have.
- 8:46Speaker 4: Been there should like these were all the context clues.
- 8:50Speaker 4: The cops are like, I think that we don't have
- 8:55Speaker 4: this is not the work of the muppets, you know,
- 8:57Speaker 4: a professional criminal ring. That's just not a caper. Yeah,
- 9:05Speaker 4: so I think they realized that something was up.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Oh they did, They sure did.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Well anyway you should watch that clip or listen to
- 9:14Speaker 3: Reasonably Shady. Reasonably Shady because they are definitely most certainly
- 9:20Speaker 3: reasonable with talking about how shady the situation is.
- 9:25Speaker 4: But they're pretty shady too. I bet they're.
- 9:27Speaker 1: They're very shady.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Yeah, So we kind of pick up in this episode
- 9:32Speaker 3: where they're still in the sprinter van and it's kind
- 9:36Speaker 3: of like Stacy's in her confessional being like Krena hates
- 9:40Speaker 3: me and you know, we're back, you know, kind of
- 9:45Speaker 3: arguing with each other. But now let's just get out
- 9:48Speaker 3: of the sprinter van. Okay, because we talked about it
- 9:50Speaker 3: enough last week, don't We don't need to talk any
- 9:52Speaker 3: more about the sprinter van.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Okay.
- 9:53Speaker 3: It just became chaotic for no real reason, and so
- 9:57Speaker 3: that's but that's what happens on the sprinter Sperner bands
- 10:01Speaker 3: bring out the chaos in everyone. I don't know what
- 10:04Speaker 3: it is. I don't know if it's like the movement.
- 10:07Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the claustrophobic, you know, space
- 10:11Speaker 3: that they're in. I don't know if it's because the
- 10:14Speaker 3: cameras are all over and they feel like they think
- 10:16Speaker 3: it's everything.
- 10:16Speaker 4: It's everything you just said, like in what other situation
- 10:19Speaker 4: are they going to besides that sectional at Ashley's house,
- 10:24Speaker 4: where else are they going to be on top of
- 10:26Speaker 4: each other or in the sectional at like I guess
- 10:29Speaker 4: it was Emily's in oc Like, unless they're in a
- 10:32Speaker 4: sectional situation in a living room, they are not going
- 10:35Speaker 4: to be jammed on top of each other.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Get them over to Costco, put them on one of
- 10:39Speaker 3: their sales sectionals and see what happens. It'll be a
- 10:42Speaker 3: fire episode guaranteed. Maybe even put them in the produce area,
- 10:47Speaker 3: you know that little room that's freezing cold where you
- 10:50Speaker 3: get all your vegetables, or the dairy area.
- 10:54Speaker 1: See what happens, See what happens. I'm just saying, I
- 10:58Speaker 1: watch what happens?
- 11:00Speaker 3: Is that something Costco? Addition, Oh my god, my dad
- 11:07Speaker 3: is always at Costco. It's hilarious. He literally called me
- 11:09Speaker 3: from Costco today. Anyways, she's from the show here. He's like,
- 11:16Speaker 3: I'm fighting with everyone in the produce section. So we
- 11:23Speaker 3: get to Preakness, which is the event before it.
- 11:27Speaker 4: This is the Black Eyed Susan.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Okay, so this is the Black Eyed Susan. And Wendy
- 11:34Speaker 3: is kind of like, I'm talking on the side of
- 11:36Speaker 3: her mouth with Giselle, and she's like, well, I heard
- 11:38Speaker 3: that Angel didn't graduate and something transpired, And Gazelle's like,
- 11:43Speaker 3: I am not touching this with a ten foot poll,
- 11:45Speaker 3: Like she said she graduated in nine. Did you notice
- 11:48Speaker 3: that Gizelle, who will throw anything at the wall to
- 11:51Speaker 3: see what sticks, was so reticent to sticking to latching
- 11:58Speaker 3: onto this storyline that she was like, I'm gonna let
- 12:01Speaker 3: this just pass by.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Did you notice that? Didn't you find that interesting?
- 12:04Speaker 4: She was like, yeah, okay, I think because she doesn't
- 12:10Speaker 4: know Wendy well enough. Well, she knows you're well enough,
- 12:15Speaker 4: but she doesn't trust her well enough. They've just come
- 12:17Speaker 4: out of years of like bitter weirdness that I still
- 12:21Speaker 4: don't totally get, pretty much just on Wendy's side. So
- 12:25Speaker 4: I don't think Giselle's ready to do Wendy's bidding yet.
- 12:28Speaker 3: I see what you're saying. I see, Well, that actually
- 12:31Speaker 3: is a great theory. Huh interesting.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Yeah, I just think like she's willing to give Angel
- 12:39Speaker 4: the benefit of.
- 12:39Speaker 1: The doubt, but I like that she'll.
- 12:42Speaker 4: Put a spoon in and give it a stir, but
- 12:44Speaker 4: she's not going to do much more than that.
- 12:49Speaker 3: God, I loved it. That Ashley was asked out immediately. Immediately,
- 12:54Speaker 3: I was like, it's love Hotel, black Eyed Susan style,
- 12:58Speaker 3: and everyone's like, Stacy's like, within seconds she's getting asked out.
- 13:02Speaker 3: What is wrong with me? Everyone's like, you know, look,
- 13:08Speaker 3: Stacy's so beautiful. I'm surprised. I mean, everybody should be
- 13:11Speaker 3: asked out, quite frankly, including me.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Yeah, Amy, do you want to go out?
- 13:18Speaker 1: Thank you? I do. Will you pick me up in
- 13:22Speaker 1: your sprinter van? Yes, ma'am, thank you. Okay.
- 13:27Speaker 3: So, so they're sitting there and like Angel apparently is
- 13:32Speaker 3: setting up Giselle with another bald with another bald guy.
- 13:37Speaker 3: So they show pictures of all of Gizelle's exes and
- 13:40Speaker 3: they're all bald, and everyone's time like that is hilarious, Tia.
- 13:47Speaker 3: This is where we had like everyone trying to I
- 13:51Speaker 3: don't know, everyone was. Instead of placing bets on the horses,
- 13:55Speaker 3: this whole episode was like them placing their their.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Their bets on what storyline is going to stick and
- 14:04Speaker 4: what like fight is going to stick. That is a
- 14:06Speaker 4: great way to put it.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
- 14:08Speaker 4: I didn't think of this that way, but that is
- 14:10Speaker 4: what was annoying me about this episode. Because I was like,
- 14:15Speaker 4: I mean, stick one of these landings, ladies, I don't
- 14:18Speaker 4: know where we're going.
- 14:19Speaker 3: I know it was it's it's a lot of people,
- 14:22Speaker 3: and we got Jesse's there now Angels knew, we have Tia.
- 14:29Speaker 3: You know, we have a lot of new gals trying
- 14:33Speaker 3: to get their footing, so they're trying to find their
- 14:36Speaker 3: way there.
- 14:37Speaker 4: It's just it's.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Hard to watch this episode because we know what they're
- 14:42Speaker 3: trying to do, and I respect it. They're in the game,
- 14:46Speaker 3: they are playing the sport. They're you know, they're not
- 14:49Speaker 3: against anybody, they're only against themselves, so they're not winning necessarily. Like,
- 14:54Speaker 3: they didn't win this episode, so they did not win
- 14:58Speaker 3: this scrimmage. Let's just call it a scrimmage. Okay, they
- 15:02Speaker 3: didn't win the scrimmage, and I respect them for everything
- 15:06Speaker 3: that they put into it because it was a lot.
- 15:08Speaker 3: It was a lot, and everyone tried to like everyone
- 15:12Speaker 3: was trying to catch the ball. Everyone was leaning in
- 15:15Speaker 3: to catch the ball when they didn't need to. When
- 15:18Speaker 3: Wendy was throwing the ball, Jesse tried to pick it up.
- 15:21Speaker 3: But then it turned into Kierna getting involved. We're like, no,
- 15:24Speaker 3: we had something there. It just it was a lot
- 15:28Speaker 3: to take in. And when Tia was like, can you'll
- 15:32Speaker 3: like just fill us in for a moment if you
- 15:34Speaker 3: could just and Ashley's like laughing because Ashley knows the game,
- 15:40Speaker 3: she knows that what they're trying to do, and Tia
- 15:42Speaker 3: is so new. Thank god she didn't jump in.
- 15:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt that it was just I don't need them.
- 15:50Speaker 4: I don't need any franchise to be constantly fighting. And
- 15:54Speaker 4: the way that this was happening this episode was everybody
- 15:57Speaker 4: was starting at ten on something that I know they
- 16:00Speaker 4: don't really care about because it would it would die
- 16:06Speaker 4: in the wind the second that it was introduced, Like yeah,
- 16:09Speaker 4: and that goes for like anything that was not supposed
- 16:14Speaker 4: to be controversial or I like, any happy thought was
- 16:18Speaker 4: I know, just like what is happen happy about Turn Dark?
- 16:21Speaker 3: I mean it was well, just turn Dusty. It was
- 16:25Speaker 3: like trying to hold sand in this episode. I mean,
- 16:28Speaker 3: Wendy was trying to tee up Jesse and Kierna having
- 16:33Speaker 3: a fight because she was like, oh, you know, Kierna
- 16:37Speaker 3: had a problem with you, and then Jesse's like, well,
- 16:41Speaker 3: I know you're going through a lot with Greg and
- 16:43Speaker 3: Kierana's like, oh, no you are. You're marrying a man
- 16:45Speaker 3: with that has two kids, and it's like what you guys,
- 16:48Speaker 3: that's not it's just not what it is. And Wendy
- 16:52Speaker 3: Is took advantage of the tone of voice you know
- 16:58Speaker 3: that she heard and like turn it in his something
- 17:00Speaker 3: that maybe didn't necessarily need to be there because it's
- 17:03Speaker 3: so subtle. You just can't go with these subtleties. I
- 17:07Speaker 3: did love that Giselle invited Jessie on the trip, right,
- 17:12Speaker 3: So she's an economy and everyone else is in first class.
- 17:14Speaker 3: So then when they were waiting for her, she'd like
- 17:16Speaker 3: they had to wait forever for her to get out.
- 17:20Speaker 4: I know. But I was also like, put Jessie in
- 17:24Speaker 4: the nanny suite or whatever, because Tia isolating her like
- 17:29Speaker 4: that does her no favors for filming. So I thought
- 17:33Speaker 4: that was some shade on Tia. But Tia doesn't realize it,
- 17:36Speaker 4: like basically like TIA's odd man out out there, she
- 17:40Speaker 4: has no one to film with. Right, I don't know
- 17:43Speaker 4: if that was something that I mean, clearly Gazelle planned it.
- 17:47Speaker 1: She planned it, she planned it.
- 17:49Speaker 3: I loved watching everybody like genuinely actually sleeping on the
- 17:54Speaker 3: plane Why did I get a kick out of that?
- 17:57Speaker 3: Like Ca Stacey did the thing that we all do.
- 18:00Speaker 3: She's like got her head against the window and she's
- 18:02Speaker 3: like she jerked her head jerked when it started to
- 18:05Speaker 3: fall down. I'm like, this is this is why I
- 18:07Speaker 3: like reality television. Those moments are so real. Jazelle is
- 18:10Speaker 3: just sitting there so proper, just staring, not doing anything.
- 18:14Speaker 3: I'm like, that's how I would imagine her in a plane.
- 18:17Speaker 2: You know.
- 18:17Speaker 1: It's just everything about it was just so great. I
- 18:19Speaker 1: loved it.
- 18:21Speaker 3: And Jessie was she the one that was holding her
- 18:25Speaker 3: purse like that beautiful black bag and sleeping. I think
- 18:28Speaker 3: it was her in Economy I don't remember. That was
- 18:31Speaker 3: so funny. I'm like, that's so me. Like you just
- 18:33Speaker 3: you like pick up your bag for a second to
- 18:35Speaker 3: get something out of it, and then you start to
- 18:37Speaker 3: get dozy and then you just end up falling asleep
- 18:40Speaker 3: with like you're holding your bag.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Just like because it's just comfortable to hold something. Yeah,
- 18:47Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay.
- 18:49Speaker 3: So also, Giselle announces when they get there that this
- 18:53Speaker 3: is well, there's going to be a bachelorette party for Jesse,
- 18:55Speaker 3: which I love because a lot of us were saying,
- 18:57Speaker 3: including you, at the very beginning of the season, like,
- 19:00Speaker 3: why isn't Jesse a full time housewife? She has a
- 19:03Speaker 3: lot going on, She's going to get married, this, that
- 19:05Speaker 3: and the other thing. Well, I think Giselle feels the
- 19:07Speaker 3: same way that you do and that many of us do.
- 19:10Speaker 3: And I think she's gonna, you know, give her her
- 19:12Speaker 3: flowers and she's like, well, you're coming with me, you'll
- 19:14Speaker 3: have to sit in the economy. But if you call
- 19:17Speaker 3: a will throw party for you and we'll make it
- 19:18Speaker 3: about you.
- 19:19Speaker 4: And I love that for her, And I guess too,
- 19:22Speaker 4: it goes back to what you always remind me of,
- 19:25Speaker 4: is that the producers don't know by this point in
- 19:28Speaker 4: filming who's going to actually be a full time wife.
- 19:32Speaker 4: It'll all come out in the edit, I guess. And
- 19:34Speaker 4: now that you know what I mean, yeah, maybe that's
- 19:36Speaker 4: what they realized.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Saint KITT's Nevis. They were really they really
- 19:44Speaker 3: went for it. I mean the amount of travel, it
- 19:46Speaker 3: seemed like a lot, and.
- 19:48Speaker 4: It was only like I was looking at the flight time.
- 19:51Speaker 4: I think you did tell me, yeah, I think it
- 19:53Speaker 4: was six hours from that's DC, okay, But then there
- 19:57Speaker 4: was the layover.
- 19:59Speaker 3: The layover, and then and they had to take was
- 20:01Speaker 3: it two puddle jumpers or just a puddle jumper and
- 20:03Speaker 3: then a boat?
- 20:04Speaker 4: A puddle jumper and a boat.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lot. Honestly, I would be needing dramamine
- 20:09Speaker 3: at that point.
- 20:10Speaker 1: I would be sick.
- 20:13Speaker 4: Did you know who who said? Well, they were waiting
- 20:16Speaker 4: for Jassey. By the way, she's put her eye patches
- 20:19Speaker 4: on now, Like I'm like, where have you been? Like,
- 20:22Speaker 4: I was like, who said that? Because they eye patches
- 20:25Speaker 4: on in the flight.
- 20:26Speaker 1: I know they're like, why does she have her eye
- 20:28Speaker 1: patches on? I know. I was confused. Yeah, but I
- 20:31Speaker 1: loved her. Man. She was hustling across that tarmac and
- 20:34Speaker 1: was ripping those eye patches off. I was like, this,
- 20:37Speaker 1: this bitch means business. Get her on the screen.
- 20:44Speaker 4: It was also surprised. I was like, wow, we really
- 20:47Speaker 4: we really do wait a long time back there to
- 20:49Speaker 4: get off the plane.
- 20:51Speaker 3: That was proof, baby, that was proof, solid solid. Also, Giselle,
- 20:57Speaker 3: you know, shout out to her for not having an
- 20:58Speaker 3: issue with like the amount of travel they had to
- 21:01Speaker 3: do to get to that island, because she's like, this
- 21:03Speaker 3: is what I call a vacation going from here to
- 21:06Speaker 3: there and taking this to there. And I was like,
- 21:08Speaker 3: that's a nightmare for me. So God bless, like I
- 21:10Speaker 3: would not want to do that.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Well, she did have that food step that nice spread
- 21:16Speaker 4: at the at the when they were waiting to get
- 21:19Speaker 4: checked in through customs.
- 21:20Speaker 3: That's true. That's true, immigration and processing. The whole like
- 21:27Speaker 3: Camo thing was very interesting and it does say a
- 21:31Speaker 3: lot about like you need to read the fine print.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Actually seemed to know. Well.
- 21:37Speaker 4: I then was like, what is this about?
- 21:40Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you find.
- 21:42Speaker 4: That the law enforcement where they were going all, where's
- 21:48Speaker 4: a similar like a Camo pattern. So they don't want
- 21:51Speaker 4: any confusion about whose law enforcement and whose civilian. So
- 21:56Speaker 4: that's why they You weren't not allowed to have any
- 22:00Speaker 4: cameo pattern.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Okay, that's great, that's great. Yeah, excellent. What about polka
- 22:07Speaker 3: dots and moonbeams not on that island but a different island,
- 22:13Speaker 3: that is what they wear different islands. Yeah, exactly. If
- 22:17Speaker 3: you go to different islands, they're like, you cannot wear rainbows.
- 22:21Speaker 3: Okay Jamaica, sorry, you cannot wear rainbows.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 22:26Speaker 3: So yes, so that now we're on the boat. And
- 22:30Speaker 3: by the way, before we get into the all the
- 22:34Speaker 3: pasta trying to hit the wall to see what sticks,
- 22:36Speaker 3: because that was another round of it. Yes, Wendy's birthday,
- 22:41Speaker 3: Like you know how we're always filming at the same
- 22:43Speaker 3: time of year for the most part, for all the
- 22:45Speaker 3: different franchises and stuff. Yes, it's always Wendy's and Karen's
- 22:49Speaker 3: birthdays during the filming. Yeah, and it just reminded me
- 22:53Speaker 3: that it's Karen's birthday too, you know.
- 22:56Speaker 4: And he's not there, she's not there. But we did
- 22:59Speaker 4: have a wonderful gathering at.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Tally Ho and her we did.
- 23:03Speaker 4: We did birthday last episode, which.
- 23:05Speaker 3: I'll never forget. Love tally Ho, French toast, Gotta have it,
- 23:10Speaker 3: need it. So now on the boat, Giselle starts to
- 23:16Speaker 3: stir the pot, just like Wendy had just moments ago,
- 23:19Speaker 3: and she's like, yeah, so Jesse, some people may or
- 23:23Speaker 3: may not have wanted me to invite you. Oh I
- 23:25Speaker 3: don't know, Kieran and Angel didn't want me to invite you,
- 23:28Speaker 3: just so you know, just so you know, Angel actually
- 23:31Speaker 3: specifically said she wanted me to invite Cherise. And why
- 23:39Speaker 3: is that so funny because you just imagined Cheris being
- 23:42Speaker 3: like damn it watching the show, like, dang it, I
- 23:45Speaker 3: could have been there.
- 23:46Speaker 4: I know, because I can just imagine. I was like, Okay,
- 23:49Speaker 4: cut to now, Cherie is pulling up on a sideboat, like,
- 23:51Speaker 4: oh my gosh, we're look at us in the same
- 23:53Speaker 4: ocean out here. What a weird coincidence. I just ended
- 23:56Speaker 4: her in the in this ocean.
- 23:59Speaker 1: She's like the all of Potomac.
- 24:01Speaker 4: Yeah, She's always gonna be there. I love it.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I love it so much. Yeah.
- 24:08Speaker 3: So he just like pulls a full housewife, a full
- 24:13Speaker 3: like I've been here for five seasons housewife. I don't
- 24:16Speaker 3: remember saying that. I do not recall saying that if
- 24:20Speaker 3: I said that, and I genuinely believed her, because she
- 24:23Speaker 3: was like huh, like she gave that looks.
- 24:27Speaker 4: She kind of was like then she was kind of
- 24:29Speaker 4: like all right, well yeah I know Cherise, right. Yeah,
- 24:34Speaker 4: they cut to her not knowing her. But meanwhile I
- 24:37Speaker 4: was like, okay, on Angel, but like Kierna, absolutely, I
- 24:41Speaker 4: was surprised. It took Kierna so long to be like, yeah,
- 24:44Speaker 4: I did not want you to be here. That's no
- 24:47Speaker 4: doubt in my mind.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Right, it took a minute. Their fight is so silly.
- 24:53Speaker 4: There.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I know it's it's it's so stupid. It's stupid.
- 24:56Speaker 3: It's stupid, Okay, and then we get into like then
- 25:00Speaker 3: there's a Kiirna and a Wendy thing. This is when, uh,
- 25:04Speaker 3: this is when TiO is like, I don't know what's happening.
- 25:08Speaker 3: And then Kierna and Jassy fight again, and then we
- 25:11Speaker 3: have Angel and Jass fighting kind of with the underlying
- 25:16Speaker 3: argument about whose husband is the is like a real
- 25:19Speaker 3: NFL player, who's a starter, who's a real wag?
- 25:23Speaker 4: You know that. Yeah, they had that conversation that neither
- 25:27Speaker 4: of them clocked at the luncheon. Yeah, and in the Yeah,
- 25:33Speaker 4: it was this same episode or maybe last episode. And
- 25:35Speaker 4: then they then everybody's like, let's open that back up again.
- 25:41Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I guess yeah, we're just
- 25:45Speaker 3: throwing it all out. Guys, give us a second. We're
- 25:49Speaker 3: now in a completely other place. We need to get
- 25:51Speaker 3: acclimated to your surroundings and and.
- 25:54Speaker 1: So please just chill. Now.
- 25:57Speaker 3: We're at the four seasons amazing, and like we all
- 26:00Speaker 3: all those cute pink robes and they're all embroidered with
- 26:03Speaker 3: everyone's name, and then of course we get like a
- 26:05Speaker 3: classic Gizelle prank, which I'm sure Emily you love.
- 26:10Speaker 4: This is not a prank. This is rank, this is
- 26:14Speaker 4: not this is like mean girl shit.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Okay, it is mean girl shit, but when it comes
- 26:21Speaker 3: from Gizelle, it has a different feeling to it, just
- 26:25Speaker 3: because we all love Daesel.
- 26:28Speaker 4: I mean, I hear. I just was like, I hear
- 26:31Speaker 4: Gizelle's because I don't know what what is this based in?
- 26:35Speaker 4: Nothing like at least when it was like based in
- 26:38Speaker 4: something I could get there. Like, I'm just like, I
- 26:41Speaker 4: don't know why we're doing this because Stacy's not Stacy
- 26:43Speaker 4: doesn't get it. It's like it's like what is she
- 26:47Speaker 4: going to improve for you, Gizelle? Like what did she
- 26:49Speaker 4: do to deserve? Like you know what I mean, it's
- 26:51Speaker 4: just like Stacy once again being like you know, like look,
- 26:56Speaker 4: oh it's on your shirt boop. It's like how many
- 26:58Speaker 4: times do we do this to Stacy?
- 27:03Speaker 3: Well, you know, part of me is thinking, like she
- 27:06Speaker 3: absolutely has an embroidered robe for her. She didn't put
- 27:11Speaker 3: it out. There was an extra pink one, and she
- 27:13Speaker 3: was like here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put
- 27:15Speaker 3: this there and I'm just gonna I'm gonna throw something
- 27:18Speaker 3: else at the wall just to just have fun with us.
- 27:20Speaker 4: That's what it felt like.
- 27:22Speaker 3: And then later she's gonna be like, oh, here's your robe.
- 27:24Speaker 3: How much do you want to bet that she actually
- 27:27Speaker 3: has an embroidered robe?
- 27:28Speaker 4: Okay, I will bet you one dollar.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually that's a one dollar bet. Yeah, okay,
- 27:34Speaker 3: for sure.
- 27:34Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna lose that one dollar. Okay, that's
- 27:37Speaker 4: a good point.
- 27:39Speaker 3: You know, but but the people who embroidered them could
- 27:42Speaker 3: have made a mistake and then forgot to do Stacy's
- 27:45Speaker 3: and so then Giselle turned it into this mean girl joke.
- 27:49Speaker 1: So that's obviously an option to.
- 27:51Speaker 3: All right, So Stacy's like, wow, I guess I hopefully
- 27:55Speaker 3: will get an embroider delivered to me at some point today.
- 27:59Speaker 3: And obviously Gazelle thinks it's because she's like, I don't
- 28:02Speaker 3: know who she is. And when she said that, I
- 28:04Speaker 3: was like, God, that came out of nowhere. I was like, oh, yeah,
- 28:06Speaker 3: I forgot you have a real problem with Stacey.
- 28:09Speaker 4: Well I was for what though, you know what I mean, Like,
- 28:13Speaker 4: I know she's for t I know, but again, I
- 28:17Speaker 4: go back to this whole thing was it's like, why
- 28:20Speaker 4: are you going so hard for TJ's concept of the
- 28:24Speaker 4: truth right? That drives me nuts. But I also did
- 28:27Speaker 4: not clock when Wendy and Stacy became such good friends
- 28:32Speaker 4: that they would cheer relentlessly that they were roommates, Like
- 28:35Speaker 4: when did that happen?
- 28:38Speaker 1: I was kind of thinking the same thing.
- 28:41Speaker 3: But I like it. I like that they have each other.
- 28:44Speaker 3: I just yeah, I was surprised.
- 28:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I was too whitney.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I surprised. What is the catch of the day.
- 29:00Speaker 4: I hope that's fish?
- 29:03Speaker 3: Shut up god, I'm a prescatarian through me right out.
- 29:09Speaker 1: I was like, you asked that, then you followed it
- 29:12Speaker 1: up with that and.
- 29:13Speaker 3: Pasketarian this this jet lag because I coud not make
- 29:19Speaker 3: any sense.
- 29:20Speaker 4: I agree with you, Joselle. I'm glad you put an
- 29:23Speaker 4: empty nameless robe in there.
- 29:28Speaker 3: Embroider at ketch up a day, you know, because like
- 29:31Speaker 3: at this point she needs to figure that out. And
- 29:34Speaker 3: somebody was like, no, ketchup the land. I don't know
- 29:41Speaker 3: who said it. I feel like it was Tia. I
- 29:43Speaker 3: don't know, but whoever said it, bingo bango, you know what.
- 29:47Speaker 4: He felt like? White didn't like it because it was
- 29:49Speaker 4: like Stacey was talking down to the server in that
- 29:51Speaker 4: way like, well, I hope you understand ketch of the
- 29:54Speaker 4: day which they presented to you, Stacy, and I hope
- 29:58Speaker 4: you understand that that needs to be fish. Like, I'm
- 30:01Speaker 4: all about you, like making confirming that whatever your dietary restrictions.
- 30:05Speaker 4: But I was just like, this is not I don't
- 30:09Speaker 4: like that. I don't like them.
- 30:09Speaker 3: Yeah, it was at the expense of the server because
- 30:13Speaker 3: she was trying to be funny because she didn't know
- 30:15Speaker 3: the name of the fish, so she was like it
- 30:18Speaker 3: was a it was a complicated word for her to comprehend,
- 30:22Speaker 3: so that she was like, well, I.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Hope that that's fish. Yeah, I guess I don't know.
- 30:27Speaker 1: I'm trying to get into Stacy's brain.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Good luck.
- 30:33Speaker 3: I just signed a contract in order to get in there.
- 30:35Speaker 3: I get like fifty percent of her earnings for this season.
- 30:40Speaker 4: This is why she's good though, because like, we can't
- 30:42Speaker 4: land on her in a in a lot of ways,
- 30:45Speaker 4: but at the I am rooting for her absolutely absolutely.
- 30:50Speaker 3: And you know else I'm rooting for is angel. I
- 30:52Speaker 3: really felt like, I mean, well, first we had Stacy
- 30:57Speaker 3: having an awkward, you know, conversation with Kirna, but I
- 31:01Speaker 3: like that she was trying to be like, you know,
- 31:03Speaker 3: are you and Greg back together? And she's like, yeah,
- 31:05Speaker 3: we've had our moments, like we're trying to get there.
- 31:07Speaker 3: And it started to go a little bit left for
- 31:11Speaker 3: a second and they pulled it back in. But Angel
- 31:15Speaker 3: I really want her to feel comfortable, but she doesn't,
- 31:20Speaker 3: and it is very noticeable. So like when Wendy was
- 31:24Speaker 3: calling her out by saying, like, you don't seem excited
- 31:26Speaker 3: to be here with us, she she didn't. But I
- 31:30Speaker 3: also think when she's saying no one is like welcoming
- 31:34Speaker 3: her at all or saying hello to her at the airport,
- 31:37Speaker 3: she obviously that's her truth.
- 31:39Speaker 1: So maybe she feels that she's a.
- 31:42Speaker 4: Montage of everybody greeting her at the airport. Yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening.
- 31:48Speaker 3: All I know is she has seemed very uncomfortable in
- 31:52Speaker 3: every scene.
- 31:53Speaker 4: It's got to be tough to be a brand new
- 31:55Speaker 4: housewife and a brand new like she's got little kids,
- 32:01Speaker 4: this is first trip away.
- 32:03Speaker 1: Yes, I can't stop thinking about that.
- 32:05Speaker 4: It is, but I I would advise if they needed
- 32:09Speaker 4: if she hired me as a consultant, I would say
- 32:13Speaker 4: you got to like jump in and control the conversation.
- 32:18Speaker 4: Don't wait for that conversation to come to you, because
- 32:20Speaker 4: it's going to come to you. In Uh, why are
- 32:24Speaker 4: you filtering your pictures so hard? You know what You've gotta, Yeah,
- 32:28Speaker 4: you've gotta. And I think she thought that that event
- 32:32Speaker 4: of like you know, her soundbath thing was enough, And
- 32:36Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't think that was enough. You got
- 32:40Speaker 4: no woman.
- 32:40Speaker 1: You can can eat on one party alone.
- 32:43Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no no.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, And and she is getting she is
- 32:49Speaker 3: only like on the receiving end of things. You know,
- 32:52Speaker 3: she's a she's a wide receiver at this point. You know,
- 32:55Speaker 3: she is not a quarterback. And that is that is
- 33:00Speaker 3: an issue with her because if she's not going to, like,
- 33:05Speaker 3: you know, make some moves, she's always going to be
- 33:08Speaker 3: on the defense. And everyone's been doing it even since
- 33:12Speaker 3: like last week.
- 33:12Speaker 1: I mean like.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Everyone's coming at her with different potential feuds that she
- 33:17Speaker 3: might have with Kierna, with whomever, and now Stacy. And
- 33:21Speaker 3: but it seemed like she was pretty honest with Stacy,
- 33:24Speaker 3: like you're not getting to know me, you're not reaching out.
- 33:26Speaker 3: It seemed like she was given it given it a
- 33:28Speaker 3: little bit to Stacy.
- 33:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't. I don't know why
- 33:33Speaker 4: she's like just like connected so hard with Kierana. That's
- 33:37Speaker 4: an interesting choice. I mean I get their origin and
- 33:40Speaker 4: all that. I don't understand why the group is saying
- 33:44Speaker 4: these two are stuck together at the hip and they're
- 33:47Speaker 4: icing us all out like they you know what I mean,
- 33:49Speaker 4: Like that is a weird thing that she's to do.
- 33:54Speaker 3: I'm okay with that because this is a lot like
- 33:57Speaker 3: you gotta you know, everyone's just floating out in the
- 34:00Speaker 3: you gotta hold onto somebody, Yeah, and you know, hold
- 34:03Speaker 3: onto their head and let let them sink.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Just kidding that that's terrible.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, yeah, I agree, But like Kierna, it's
- 34:14Speaker 4: weird because I think if Kierna could do anything, she
- 34:17Speaker 4: would be fully attached to Gizelle. But whenever Ashley's around,
- 34:24Speaker 4: Kierna pulls back from Gizelle. But that I think is
- 34:27Speaker 4: her number one.
- 34:31Speaker 3: And now Jesse's gonna be Gizelle's number one. I guess, yeah,
- 34:38Speaker 3: you know, you gotta get like it is interesting because
- 34:41Speaker 3: now that Karen's not there, right, I mean, Gizelle has
- 34:46Speaker 3: she is the matriarch of it all.
- 34:49Speaker 4: Yeah, and she doesn't have time for Stacy. That was
- 34:52Speaker 4: Karen's project.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, that's right.
- 34:55Speaker 3: Okay, Well, anyway, you argue, argue, and Stacy brings up
- 35:01Speaker 3: that Gazelle has a whole man and his name is
- 35:03Speaker 3: Sean Spriggs and he played for the NFL, and Jeselle'
- 35:07Speaker 3: was like, yeah, that's a date. And then I love
- 35:08Speaker 3: how Ashley is like, I'm sorry, I'll speak on her behalf.
- 35:11Speaker 3: I'm her agent of dating. And he really he came correct,
- 35:15Speaker 3: he was very proper, He did what he needed to do,
- 35:18Speaker 3: and she went out on a few dates with him.
- 35:20Speaker 1: And that's that.
- 35:23Speaker 3: So okay, this is the best cliffhanger ever. And I
- 35:27Speaker 3: know that we're all like upset about Wendy, but her
- 35:30Speaker 3: response was so great. When Ashley was like, hmm, somebody
- 35:36Speaker 3: told us Stacy that you happened to reach out to
- 35:40Speaker 3: a former Redskins team player, and when when he was like,
- 35:47Speaker 3: she just screamed like she's on a rollercoaster for that.
- 35:51Speaker 4: That was like Ashley was like, she like locked eyes
- 35:55Speaker 4: with Giselle and she's like, oh, that's convenience, Stacey. You're
- 35:57Speaker 4: asking about NFL dates. Oh that it's convenient. That's convenient.
- 36:02Speaker 4: And then you just you're Wendy under friends to Stacy,
- 36:06Speaker 4: They're about to drop a dime on your ass, and
- 36:09Speaker 4: then we came in.
- 36:12Speaker 1: I miss that. Oh my god, did she really say that?
- 36:15Speaker 1: I missed that?
- 36:15Speaker 4: Dan about.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing. Oh my god. Stacy's face looked caught
- 36:24Speaker 1: caught mm hmmm.
- 36:26Speaker 4: And I know we have our theories. We've gone back
- 36:28Speaker 4: and forth, like what was it?
- 36:30Speaker 1: But Cecy, yeah, it doesn't matter because like she's she
- 36:35Speaker 1: continues to be caught in like some even if it's true,
- 36:38Speaker 1: like her doors is true, well, I somehow still don't
- 36:42Speaker 1: believe it.
- 36:43Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, all right, well what a wild episode.
- 36:47Speaker 3: It just was a wild episode to keep up with.
- 36:51Speaker 3: And you know what, they rocked and rolled all the
- 36:54Speaker 3: way to Nevis and we'll see where they go from here.
- 36:58Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, it's.
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- 40:21Speaker 3: why don't we move into below deck men?
- 40:27Speaker 4: Oh, actually, I'm glad you played that Love Island draft
- 40:30Speaker 4: because at one point Kissy says, I'm making a connection.
- 40:36Speaker 4: I've made connections with both Nathan and Max.
- 40:40Speaker 3: Unlike connections. Why she sure is making connections. Max took
- 40:50Speaker 3: off his shirt in the van and she was like.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Oh, she's not going to be able to keep it
- 40:57Speaker 2: together when her long embraces with Chef Anthony and the
- 41:01Speaker 2: galley and she just Josh.
- 41:04Speaker 4: Chef Anthony is not on this charter.
- 41:06Speaker 1: Who's that he was on our last chas?
- 41:11Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 41:12Speaker 1: Whatever?
- 41:13Speaker 4: All right?
- 41:15Speaker 1: Fired?
- 41:16Speaker 3: Fired Tessa and Christian our poll last week did not
- 41:23Speaker 3: give that as an option.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah both.
- 41:28Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, even though people commented that is the
- 41:32Speaker 3: poll on the free Patreon. Uh yeah, so fired Tessa
- 41:37Speaker 3: and Christian. That was amazing. And the way they edited
- 41:41Speaker 3: this with Sandy talking to Nathan and she was like,
- 41:47Speaker 3: who's the who's a leader? Who are you gonna who
- 41:50Speaker 3: are you gonna keep? And he's like, I got to
- 41:52Speaker 3: get rid of them both. Tessa on Christian their shit,
- 41:56Speaker 3: their shite, and she's.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Gonna throw up. He was like all the color trained
- 42:01Speaker 4: from his face and he's like, oh, like I can't breathe.
- 42:05Speaker 4: And Sandy's just like, she's.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Like, that's half your team. Huh, how are you gonna
- 42:12Speaker 3: do it?
- 42:13Speaker 4: Buddy? Like she was just like you're you're screwed.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck. She's like spoken like a true leader.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Let's do this all right. I was like whoa uh huh.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Meanwhile, after they get rid of them both, I did
- 42:31Speaker 3: like her advice to what's her name, oh Tessa, Tessa.
- 42:37Speaker 3: She was like, get on small boats because you learn
- 42:39Speaker 3: everything because Tessa came from a big boat and her
- 42:42Speaker 3: behavior and the way that she works is completely understandable.
- 42:47Speaker 3: It makes so much sense. That's how people work. When
- 42:49Speaker 3: you work at a big business, you know, you come
- 42:51Speaker 3: from a big corporation. Everyone has their cubicle. Everyone does
- 42:55Speaker 3: their one job. You don't bleed into anyone else's job.
- 42:59Speaker 3: You get in trouble if you do. There's a process,
- 43:02Speaker 3: there's a procedure, and it's just the same way like
- 43:05Speaker 3: if you work at a small business. I mean everyone
- 43:07Speaker 3: should work at a small business at some point in
- 43:09Speaker 3: their life because that is when you really learn how
- 43:11Speaker 3: to become your own boss, how you run a business,
- 43:14Speaker 3: how you can be entrepreneurial, how you can.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Take control, take leadership, take initiative.
- 43:19Speaker 4: You know. So I just as an idiot. Oh my well,
- 43:23Speaker 4: she walked out of that. Her interview was terrible. She's like,
- 43:28Speaker 4: fuck Sandy, that was crazy.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. She didn't learn a thing.
- 43:32Speaker 4: No, I'm like, she's too young to have humility or
- 43:35Speaker 4: understand it a note. So it is what it is.
- 43:39Speaker 1: But that's why you should, you know, do these things
- 43:41Speaker 1: when you're young.
- 43:43Speaker 4: Cuss out Sandy in your Bravo interview.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Yep.
- 43:50Speaker 3: By the way, I blame Max because his hypnosis didn't
- 43:55Speaker 3: work on Christian. So it just goes to show. He
- 43:57Speaker 3: sucks at hypnotizing people. Uh, Sandy texting Norma for like
- 44:04Speaker 3: the entire episode I was living for because she's always
- 44:08Speaker 3: just texting from random parts of the boat, like one
- 44:10Speaker 3: foot up on the stairs, like leaning off the railing,
- 44:14Speaker 3: She's sitting on the pot the potty, She's.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Just everywhere texting Norma.
- 44:21Speaker 3: It's realistic because that's what we do, walk around, We
- 44:24Speaker 3: stop in the middle of wherever, and we just text.
- 44:27Speaker 1: You gotta do it a veil?
- 44:29Speaker 4: Are you a veil? Are you?
- 44:30Speaker 1: Yeah, Norma? Oh?
- 44:33Speaker 3: Did you guys notice that Sandy is not wearing capris?
- 44:38Speaker 3: Did you how many of you.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Clocked that clock?
- 44:41Speaker 4: The full leg white pant.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I'm saying.
- 44:43Speaker 4: Yeah, there it is, I saw it.
- 44:45Speaker 1: There it is.
- 44:46Speaker 4: There.
- 44:46Speaker 3: She is up one foot on the kind of step
- 44:49Speaker 3: one foot lower. That's like escalator stands, you know, that's
- 44:52Speaker 3: how you stand when you're on an escalator.
- 44:54Speaker 4: She's waiting for her to go up.
- 45:01Speaker 1: The get These engineers on this.
- 45:05Speaker 4: Escalators are all broken on this boat. She goes into
- 45:11Speaker 4: the classt. This elevator's broken. We need the boat mechanic.
- 45:17Speaker 1: A bravado.
- 45:19Speaker 3: You gotta you know what you just don't wait for
- 45:20Speaker 3: it to move. You got to go up the escalator
- 45:22Speaker 3: on your own. Okay, that's the lesson. You see, you
- 45:25Speaker 3: sit there and you wait for it, You're gonna get nowhere,
- 45:28Speaker 3: right unless you're texting. You can stay on it texting.
- 45:35Speaker 3: So obviously we saw it coming. But you know they're
- 45:39Speaker 3: going to share V the deck in the interior, gonna
- 45:42Speaker 3: share V and they're going to bring Joe back. So well,
- 45:48Speaker 3: they have a crew night. There's really not much that
- 45:51Speaker 3: goes on except Kizzie questions dating right now, and Ash's.
- 45:54Speaker 4: Like, you're stupid.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Okay.
- 45:58Speaker 3: So the next morning, Nathan is taking out the trash
- 46:02Speaker 3: and Joe arrives and his little sprinter van and then
- 46:05Speaker 3: they embrace and have that slow mo moment and I
- 46:08Speaker 3: loved it.
- 46:09Speaker 1: It was so funny.
- 46:10Speaker 4: Do you remember what a dick he was to Gail? Joe?
- 46:13Speaker 1: Yeah, m hm, so I thank you for reminding us all.
- 46:18Speaker 4: Yeah, And I know he and Nathan were close, but like,
- 46:21Speaker 4: he was awful to Gail, and it was really Joe's
- 46:24Speaker 4: awful to Gail because Gail wasn't into him. Mezrized by
- 46:29Speaker 4: right yeah, yeah, and everybody else on the boat was
- 46:33Speaker 4: girl Brie and Ellie. He says it on this Yeah,
- 46:37Speaker 4: but he cannot he cannot function outside of a triangle situation.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Yeah, so we'll see where this goes.
- 46:50Speaker 3: So the charter guests arrive and they're obviously they're not
- 46:53Speaker 3: going to leave the dock for the day because the
- 46:55Speaker 3: storms are coming.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Uh.
- 46:57Speaker 3: And so now we're getting into the whole vegan thing
- 46:59Speaker 3: and the lunch. Okay, first looks on the lunch chef,
- 47:05Speaker 3: it looks bad, doesn't look good. What it did not
- 47:09Speaker 3: look like enough food at all at all there.
- 47:13Speaker 1: It just it was so scarce. You didn't feel that way.
- 47:18Speaker 4: No, but I wasn't clocking it. I just saw a
- 47:22Speaker 4: lot of things coming to the table for the lunch.
- 47:25Speaker 4: But maybe I I wasn't like maybe I just didn't
- 47:29Speaker 4: clock it. But I thought that there was a lot
- 47:31Speaker 4: of big sides, Like there was like that big bean dish.
- 47:36Speaker 4: There was a couple of those, I think because I
- 47:39Speaker 4: wanted to eat two of the things. I thought that's enough.
- 47:42Speaker 4: I just but I but I guess, like to your point,
- 47:45Speaker 4: like I I like oysters, but that's not a meal
- 47:49Speaker 4: to people are like oysters. I'm like, sorry, but what else?
- 47:53Speaker 3: Of course, like you had you would have to eat
- 47:56Speaker 3: like two dozen oysters to feel somewhat flick shit, and
- 48:00Speaker 3: you're gonna feel sick.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels sick after that. Yeah.
- 48:04Speaker 3: And the people who aren't vegan, I really didn't see
- 48:08Speaker 3: any options for them that would that sets apart the
- 48:12Speaker 3: vegan dishes, and even the vegans weren't happy. I felt
- 48:15Speaker 3: bad for those guests, and I thought that Carlos going
- 48:18Speaker 3: down and talking to him, he had every right to
- 48:21Speaker 3: do that and to say like, look, you know because
- 48:24Speaker 3: sometimes chefs don't know how to make vegan food. So
- 48:27Speaker 3: it's like, look, let me tell you where we're coming from.
- 48:29Speaker 3: We put a lot of thought into our food because
- 48:31Speaker 3: it's hard to make things flavory.
- 48:34Speaker 4: I mean, he didn't he didn't really. I think that
- 48:37Speaker 4: was the right thing to do. But he didn't really
- 48:40Speaker 4: tell him anything. He just was speaking kind of vague,
- 48:43Speaker 4: like we don't just want salad like it was just
- 48:46Speaker 4: kind of like but not really. And he's like I thought,
- 48:50Speaker 4: Joshua was not one able to hear the note, and
- 48:54Speaker 4: two he was like didn't wasn't going to take it
- 48:57Speaker 4: anyway because he was like the guy explained, he just
- 49:00Speaker 4: wants like spices and stuff. It was pretty bad. It
- 49:03Speaker 4: was a bad conversation, but it needed to happen.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, because it's really the chef's job to
- 49:08Speaker 3: figure that out. I mean, if I mean, if the
- 49:12Speaker 3: job was for the guests to bring on an exact
- 49:15Speaker 3: menu and recipes, then I suppose that's what that would be.
- 49:19Speaker 1: But it's not.
- 49:20Speaker 4: But I did get the vibe by the end of it,
- 49:23Speaker 4: because then I felt like Josh really did a great
- 49:26Speaker 4: job with that dinner, Like that was there was so
- 49:29Speaker 4: much happening at that dinner, and I thought like, well,
- 49:33Speaker 4: if he's still not hitting it, I did get the
- 49:35Speaker 4: vibe that that guest wanted to be in the kitchen.
- 49:42Speaker 4: I got the feeling he's a vegan expert and he
- 49:46Speaker 4: wants to feel like he's taught Josh something. So I'm
- 49:50Speaker 4: kind of like, Josh, sit down with this guy and
- 49:53Speaker 4: actually take some of his recipe. Like this guy wants
- 49:56Speaker 4: to share a recipe with you, Just.
- 49:58Speaker 3: Do it maybe when yeah maybe maybe maybe maybe, But
- 50:05Speaker 3: he's got to go and make barbecue. I don't know
- 50:09Speaker 3: what barbecue, lobster, french fries, a vegan wrap, and he
- 50:13Speaker 3: makes prawns, and I'm like yeah, like why didn't you
- 50:15Speaker 3: have that out there? I mean, honestly, like, why where's
- 50:18Speaker 3: all the seafood? It just it was so lacking.
- 50:21Speaker 1: And then.
- 50:23Speaker 3: Later with the dinner, Carlos says, it's all starches.
- 50:28Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair asked for that is what they asked for.
- 50:32Speaker 4: They asked for pasta, mashed potatoes.
- 50:35Speaker 1: That's true, right, French fries.
- 50:37Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, to balance it out for vegan,
- 50:41Speaker 3: you know, give them suspinach broccoli, you know. It just
- 50:45Speaker 3: it was weird that there wasn't a vegetable. Yeah, So
- 50:50Speaker 3: I don't know. It's not that I think that they're
- 50:53Speaker 3: one hundred percent right for complaining, but I think they're
- 50:57Speaker 3: eighty percent right because I was not play with what
- 51:00Speaker 3: he was doing with the meals. So it's where I
- 51:03Speaker 3: stand and he leaves to walk it off, you know,
- 51:06Speaker 3: walk it off. Okay, don't come back or come back
- 51:10Speaker 3: with the better Oh whoa stop dressing like a clown
- 51:14Speaker 3: in the confessionals and jump scaring me.
- 51:16Speaker 1: It's terrifying. Okay.
- 51:19Speaker 4: I think Josh is doing a great job, but he
- 51:21Speaker 4: is not a vegan chef.
- 51:24Speaker 3: He was doing a great job, This is he was
- 51:26Speaker 3: not prepared or he just didn't do enough.
- 51:29Speaker 4: He didn't do enough, he would definitely be going home
- 51:31Speaker 4: if this is bake off.
- 51:34Speaker 3: Just because you're a vegan doesn't mean you can live
- 51:36Speaker 3: on small little sides. And then the people who aren't
- 51:40Speaker 3: vegan are suffering because of the vegans at the table
- 51:45Speaker 3: and they don't have like hearty stuff.
- 51:48Speaker 1: All right, I'm done.
- 51:49Speaker 4: What do you mean they're suffering because they have to
- 51:51Speaker 4: hear them, bitch.
- 51:52Speaker 3: No, they're suffering because then a lot of effort goes
- 51:55Speaker 3: into that's funny.
- 51:58Speaker 4: They have to keep hearing their Yeah.
- 52:02Speaker 3: I get it too, But they're suffering because so much
- 52:07Speaker 3: effort is going into these small plates. Yeah yeah, So
- 52:13Speaker 3: all right, well we'll see where this goes. You know,
- 52:15Speaker 3: we'll see if Chef Josh is a leader.
- 52:19Speaker 4: You know, he's going to bring it out. I think
- 52:22Speaker 4: he's gonna shock everybody good.
- 52:25Speaker 1: I want him to.
- 52:26Speaker 3: All Right, Well, this was a fun jaunt on this charter.
- 52:29Speaker 3: We will see you next week to talk about this. Emily,
- 52:33Speaker 3: you're a leader.
- 52:35Speaker 1: Thank you, welcome. I have a great day.
- 52:44Speaker 3: Seriously, bye bye bye, Thanks for listening, Guysling