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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boom shaka laka. It's our name, birth three, our three,
- 0:06Speaker 1: and is it ridiculous? On The Ben Mahler Show to
- 0:11Speaker 1: ask Nick Sirianni about benching, Jalen Hurts in Philadelphia address
- 0:17Speaker 1: that also, what does his response or this response rather
- 0:22Speaker 1: by the NBA. There was a story written on the
- 0:24Speaker 1: Athletic ripping the schedule. What is that response by the
- 0:28Speaker 1: NBA over the schedule say about the mindset of those involved?
- 0:33Speaker 1: And we are told the Dodgers are looking to trade
- 0:37Speaker 1: Tyler Glass. Now can you explain why they would want
- 0:41Speaker 1: to trade a starter who pitched relatively well in the playoffs?
- 0:45Speaker 1: We get to all that and more. It's Benny Versus
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- 1:04Speaker 1: New episodes drop today, There'll be another one on Saturday
- 1:07Speaker 1: in the mailbag on Sunday, here's our number three. It
- 1:12Speaker 1: is a Philly special, is what it is? Welcome in
- 1:17Speaker 1: the beginning of another hour of The Ben Mahlor Show.
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- 3:10Speaker 1: We had the Thursday night NFL game, Go to the
- 3:13Speaker 1: team from Georgia. Tommy in Atlanta very happy about that
- 3:18Speaker 1: as the Atlanta Falcons get in the win column, come
- 3:22Speaker 1: back from fourteen points down and take down Tampa Bay,
- 3:26Speaker 1: who's now in some trouble to make the players they
- 3:29Speaker 1: got for win a bunch of games here and they
- 3:31Speaker 1: have not won a bunch of games in a while.
- 3:33Speaker 1: We also had now an apology overnight as the star
- 3:38Speaker 1: running back, he's our running back for the Atlanta Falcons.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Mister Robinson has decided to apologize Jean Robinson there. He
- 3:47Speaker 1: got very excited on the postgame show and made a
- 3:50Speaker 1: comment that some people find offensive. Smear the blank blank
- 3:56Speaker 1: It starts with a Q. I forget what the word is.
- 3:58Speaker 1: So he's apologized for that. Chances that he had anything
- 4:01Speaker 1: to do in terms of the verbiage in that apology,
- 4:05Speaker 1: slim and none and none has gone to bed so
- 4:08Speaker 1: there is that. But our lead this hour from Phila, Delphia,
- 4:13Speaker 1: and we love the drama oh rama around Jalen Hurts.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I had a chance to watch Jalen Hurst through something
- 4:22Speaker 1: that had never been done in NFL history, two turnovers
- 4:24Speaker 1: on the same play, two for one, two for one
- 4:27Speaker 1: special there against the Chargers. And now this Hurts is
- 4:32Speaker 1: not bringing the razzle dazzle. He's not bringing that. However,
- 4:36Speaker 1: the story continues to be next level. If you have
- 4:39Speaker 1: not heard, perhaps not, Eagles coach Nick Siriani recently said
- 4:45Speaker 1: he thought it was quote ridiculous that some people it's
- 4:52Speaker 1: a generic quote. We're calling for him to bench the
- 4:56Speaker 1: Super Bowl MVP quarterback Jalen Hurts. This following an absolute nightmare.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Things that go bumpity bumping the night performance by Jalen Hurst. Now,
- 5:07Speaker 1: the question was asked on Philly's sports talk radio and
- 5:10Speaker 1: a morning show the other day, So it's a good
- 5:13Speaker 1: jumping off point Sirianni's reaction to that. Let us discuss
- 5:17Speaker 1: the question. Is it ridiculous with a capital R to
- 5:23Speaker 1: ask Nick Sirianni about benching Jalen Hurts in Philadelphia? Is
- 5:30Speaker 1: that an outrageous say? So, I've got Secret Society, Hollywood Boat,
- 5:36Speaker 1: a Hollywood Bowl, and Harvard Men. So yes, Secret Society,
- 5:44Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl, and Harvard med will connect all of these
- 5:46Speaker 1: things together, and we are going to put the biscuit
- 5:49Speaker 1: in the basket, is what we're going to do. So
- 5:51Speaker 1: first of all, my answer is n and oh we'll
- 5:55Speaker 1: put those together. We'll slam those together. And that's no
- 5:59Speaker 1: asking Nick sirian people are all this is the dumbest question.
- 6:02Speaker 1: I can't believe that person was asked that that person
- 6:04Speaker 1: asked the question. Asking Nick Sirianni about benching Jalen Hurts
- 6:07Speaker 1: is not ridiculous. It's not uh, it's in fact, it's
- 6:12Speaker 1: the house special in Philly's sports buffet. This is what
- 6:18Speaker 1: they do. And I like, I do you poke, you prod,
- 6:22Speaker 1: you shake the cage, you see what flies out? And
- 6:26Speaker 1: I'd much rather have that than a bunch of toe
- 6:29Speaker 1: licking Manny Petty giving back rubbing fanboys. I would much
- 6:36Speaker 1: rather have the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles being
- 6:39Speaker 1: asked about whether or not he's gonna bench the Super
- 6:41Speaker 1: Bowl hero and then just have hey, hey, Nick, are
- 6:46Speaker 1: you gonna are you gonna give him the many and
- 6:48Speaker 1: the petty because he needs it. You know, he'll play
- 6:50Speaker 1: better if he has the many in the petty.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Uh.
- 6:52Speaker 1: You know, I don't. I don't want that. I don't
- 6:53Speaker 1: I don't need that. I don't want any part of
- 6:55Speaker 1: that to me. It's good business. Also, just from a
- 6:59Speaker 1: radio perspect perspective, it's good business. It's good for ratings.
- 7:04Speaker 1: It's great for like a shot of caffeine to try
- 7:08Speaker 1: to wake up a coach. A lot of these coaches
- 7:11Speaker 1: interviews are just snoozefest, right, They just sleep through these
- 7:15Speaker 1: news conferences. They recite passages from the Good Book, the
- 7:19Speaker 1: Book of Cliches. It's all that. It's the weekly coaches
- 7:23Speaker 1: interview that really is next level. That is a secret society.
- 7:27Speaker 1: If you've ever heard these coaches, it's a mix of
- 7:30Speaker 1: grab ass and the coach is trying to say nothing
- 7:34Speaker 1: interesting at all the entire time. The secret society is
- 7:37Speaker 1: it's called the Dolesmer Society. It's very dull, very very dull. There.
- 7:41Speaker 1: It's an underground chamber of platitudes where everyone smiles and
- 7:47Speaker 1: plays grab ass and nods and pretends that the building
- 7:51Speaker 1: is not on fire. And then somebody finally in this case,
- 7:54Speaker 1: throws a match and says, hey, Nick, are you thinking
- 7:59Speaker 1: about benching your Super Bowl ENVP quarterback Jalen Hurts. And
- 8:03Speaker 1: then what happens, kup boom headline is born. The oxygen
- 8:10Speaker 1: rushes back into the room, and the truth is, Jalen
- 8:13Speaker 1: Hurts has been the number seven special on the breakfast menu.
- 8:18Speaker 1: He's been the ham and egger this season. He's a
- 8:21Speaker 1: ham and egger. The Eagles scoring offense is not in
- 8:25Speaker 1: the top five, it's not in the top ten, it's
- 8:27Speaker 1: not in the top fifteen. It's nineteenth. The passing offense
- 8:31Speaker 1: is twenty second in the NFL, and Jalen Hurts is
- 8:37Speaker 1: right now. I believe he's behind Tyler Shock of the
- 8:41Speaker 1: Saints as the just really bad I mean the Saints offense,
- 8:47Speaker 1: they are not good all year, but they have a
- 8:49Speaker 1: better offense than Jalen Hurts. According to the passing offense.
- 8:53Speaker 1: The whole operation in Philadelphia is sputtering. That's the word.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I use the word sputtering like a tailpipe oozing flatulence.
- 9:03Speaker 1: That's what that is. And you throw in aj Brown
- 9:05Speaker 1: at loggerheads with his quarterback, and yeah, asking the question
- 9:09Speaker 1: is not ridiculous. In fact, in Philadelphia, I would argue
- 9:14Speaker 1: it's required that you got to ask the question now. Secondly,
- 9:18Speaker 1: to pro bouncy ball, we go, we go with the
- 9:22Speaker 1: news of the day takes us, and the news of
- 9:24Speaker 1: the day continues to be I don't want to play.
- 9:27Speaker 1: I've got a boo boo, I don't want to play now.
- 9:30Speaker 1: The Parisian prodigy San Antonio's Victor Wamanyama and the Sons
- 9:36Speaker 1: Devin Booker the latest stars to book it and not
- 9:39Speaker 1: be playing sideline this week with soft tissue injuries. So
- 9:44Speaker 1: longtime NBA scribe John Hollinger, he wrote a story on
- 9:50Speaker 1: the Athletic and he posed the question, is the NBA Cup,
- 9:55Speaker 1: which is going on right now? Is the NBA Cup
- 9:57Speaker 1: a problem in a road league? And in that column,
- 10:03Speaker 1: Hollinger drew attention to the scheduling as certain nights. I've
- 10:09Speaker 1: noticed this this year. Watch I have the games out
- 10:11Speaker 1: in the background. I really don't get into the NBA
- 10:14Speaker 1: too much anymore until the playoffs, but I have it
- 10:16Speaker 1: on just in case something happens, and so it's in
- 10:19Speaker 1: the background. And I've noticed there's been a couple of
- 10:21Speaker 1: nights a week where there's just two games and that's it.
- 10:25Speaker 1: And so some nights everyone's playing, and then usually it's
- 10:29Speaker 1: spread it out a little more, spread it out a
- 10:31Speaker 1: little more like peanut butter, not chunky peanut butter. Now
- 10:34Speaker 1: it's chunky, but before like smooth peanut butter. And they'd
- 10:37Speaker 1: spread it all around. And so they want the spotlight
- 10:40Speaker 1: on the knockout round of the Cup, and so they're
- 10:43Speaker 1: having those standalone dates, those are standalone games and all
- 10:47Speaker 1: that on the calendar. And so some teams have had
- 10:51Speaker 1: to play a lot of games in a very short
- 10:54Speaker 1: amount of time. And there's nothing your favorite heroes of
- 10:58Speaker 1: professional sports love more than bitching and complaining about how
- 11:01Speaker 1: hard their lives are, as they've been pampered since they
- 11:04Speaker 1: figured out they being people around them that could make
- 11:07Speaker 1: money writing their coattails and whatnot. So anyway, get to
- 11:11Speaker 1: the point. So the point is, the column appeared and
- 11:14Speaker 1: it generated attention at the NBA. Now how do we
- 11:17Speaker 1: know that because the NBA communications chief, somebody named Mike Bass.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Now you can't spell bass without ass. Mike Bass released
- 11:29Speaker 1: a statement with a deconstruction, point by point of this
- 11:34Speaker 1: guy John Hollinger's premise about the NBA Cup and the
- 11:38Speaker 1: schedule and all that stuff. And they give all kinds
- 11:41Speaker 1: of numbers countering, trying to deflate the argument. The question
- 11:46Speaker 1: for the esteem panel is, what does this surprising response
- 11:51Speaker 1: of the NBA directly sending out a news release to
- 11:54Speaker 1: a counter a columnist at the Athletic, what does that
- 11:59Speaker 1: say about the NBA. So it's rather obviously you do
- 12:04Speaker 1: not roll out the public relations cavalry. You don't sound
- 12:08Speaker 1: the bugle and call in the pr cavalry unless you've
- 12:14Speaker 1: been poked in a very sensitive spot, a kick in
- 12:18Speaker 1: the testicles. Right, John Hollinger tossed a pebble into the pond,
- 12:24Speaker 1: and Adam Silver and his henchmen respond like it's the
- 12:27Speaker 1: Zubruder film, breaking it down point by point, and that's
- 12:31Speaker 1: that's Adam Silver, all right. Adam Silver a hitting the
- 12:38Speaker 1: pantic button. He's hitting the pantic button with both hands.
- 12:41Speaker 1: The league put a Hollywood Bowl spotlight. They put a
- 12:45Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl spotlight on a paywall article like the Athletics
- 12:50Speaker 1: find a paywall, and they turned it into this viral thing.
- 12:53Speaker 1: So congratulations, spin doctors, you boosted the very thing you
- 12:59Speaker 1: were trying to bury. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished, Spin doctors,
- 13:06Speaker 1: you streisand affected the whole story you did. The data
- 13:11Speaker 1: doesn't support it. Oh boohoo, the travel schedule. Let me
- 13:15Speaker 1: get my crocodile tears ready to go. Here's the truth
- 13:20Speaker 1: and no spreadsheet can save this. When I look at
- 13:23Speaker 1: this story, you've got the players who are bitching. You've
- 13:27Speaker 1: got the media who's cow tewing to the players. You've
- 13:30Speaker 1: got the league who's complaining. There are no winners, No
- 13:35Speaker 1: one wins. You legal the NBA legalized, Adam Silver allowed
- 13:39Speaker 1: this to go on for years. David Stern, the guy
- 13:42Speaker 1: that Adam Silver replaced, he immediately knew this is gonna
- 13:45Speaker 1: be deaf, this is gonna be poisoned door business. We
- 13:47Speaker 1: must stop this. And then Adam Silver took over and said,
- 13:50Speaker 1: all right, let me open up all the doors here.
- 13:53Speaker 1: And I think this is really good, you know, really
- 13:55Speaker 1: good load management. And then he realized because the TV
- 13:57Speaker 1: people are like, wait a minute, and there's not as
- 14:00Speaker 1: much interest in this. It's not doing as well. People
- 14:02Speaker 1: don't like the product. So then Adam Silver's like, well,
- 14:05Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a one eighty. I'm gonna do a
- 14:07Speaker 1: one eighty here and go the other direction. And so
- 14:10Speaker 1: even though he legalized it. He then went to prohibition
- 14:14Speaker 1: with load management. So now you've got players, many believe,
- 14:17Speaker 1: who are exaggerating injuries because that's what you have to do.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Some teams like Cleveland, the cadavers are just just doing
- 14:24Speaker 1: load management still the way they used to do it.
- 14:27Speaker 1: And so after coddling, absolutely coddling the star players for years,
- 14:32Speaker 1: and recently they tried to put the toothpaste back in
- 14:37Speaker 1: the tube. And now you've still got all these guys
- 14:40Speaker 1: sitting out these December Cup games like it's a preseason game.
- 14:43Speaker 1: So the lesson is the Cup has no juice. It's
- 14:46Speaker 1: like a flat soda. There's just nothing there. There's no phiz,
- 14:50Speaker 1: there's nothing all right. Now, final thought, top Baseball we go,
- 14:53Speaker 1: Did the Mets lose another player? No? That Winter meetings
- 14:58Speaker 1: are now done. They ended in or Lan the other day.
- 15:00Speaker 1: I helped the the wives, the girlfriends, the kids of
- 15:05Speaker 1: the executives enjoyed their trip to Disney World. So the
- 15:09Speaker 1: Dodgers they got Edwin Diaz at the Winter meetings. That
- 15:12Speaker 1: seems like kind of a big deal. They needed help
- 15:14Speaker 1: in the bullpen. They got that. Now, a name that
- 15:17Speaker 1: has popped up on the trading block around baseball is
- 15:20Speaker 1: a Dodger. Now there's a couple of names. Edwin, you know,
- 15:24Speaker 1: is one of them, but the other one is Tyler Glass.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Now all right, Tyler Glass. Now, so question, we are
- 15:32Speaker 1: told the Dodgers are open to trading starting pitcher Tyler Glass.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Now they got they got from Tampa Bay. Can you
- 15:38Speaker 1: explain why? All right? So, yeah, I thought the first
- 15:42Speaker 1: thing I thought was the S word savvy. Now, I
- 15:46Speaker 1: am not a fan of nerd ball. I realized the
- 15:48Speaker 1: Dodgers win the World Series pretty much every other year,
- 15:50Speaker 1: at least they won the last two. Don't like it
- 15:54Speaker 1: leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I know they're
- 15:56Speaker 1: gonna keep doing it because they're winning. And so I
- 15:58Speaker 1: will give Andrew Freeman credit if he pulls off off
- 16:00Speaker 1: a Tyler Glass now trade. Because we mentioned the juice
- 16:05Speaker 1: right in the NBA story and how there's really no
- 16:10Speaker 1: juice there. Well, in this one, the juice ain't worth
- 16:13Speaker 1: the squeeze anymore. Class. Now you talk about a guy
- 16:16Speaker 1: living up to his surname made out of class, Humpty
- 16:22Speaker 1: freaking Dumpty on the mound? Do the Humpty dumpty his
- 16:27Speaker 1: medical history? If you look at Glass now's medical charts.
- 16:31Speaker 1: What's available online. It reads like a teaching manual at
- 16:34Speaker 1: Harvard Med. Five documented issues in two seasons in Dodger Blue,
- 16:41Speaker 1: a couple of very extended, all inclusive trips to the
- 16:46Speaker 1: what used to be called the disabled list, three nagging injuries.
- 16:50Speaker 1: It is a biology slideshow, is what it is. And
- 16:54Speaker 1: he has been the antithesis of a workhorse since he
- 16:58Speaker 1: got to the Dodgers forty regular season starts in two years.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Two years. That's it. You get more availability from one
- 17:09Speaker 1: of the popcorn machines in the bowels of Dodgers Stadium.
- 17:14Speaker 1: It's more reliable than Tyler Glass now. And this guy
- 17:19Speaker 1: gets an A plus when he you know, he's on
- 17:22Speaker 1: the mound, when he's upright and on the mound and
- 17:24Speaker 1: all that. Okay, things are fine, right, Things are fine
- 17:28Speaker 1: when he's on the mound, and usually pitch is pretty good,
- 17:30Speaker 1: really good. Regular season guy did okay in the playoffs
- 17:33Speaker 1: this year too, so he did okay there. But this
- 17:36Speaker 1: issue is the fact he's almost never available right. So
- 17:39Speaker 1: when he's fine, when he's there, he's an A plus
- 17:41Speaker 1: pitcher and asking him to stay upright Tyler Glass now
- 17:46Speaker 1: would be like asking the malordmobile to get to two
- 17:48Speaker 1: hundred miles an hour on the autobonn Now, I know
- 17:51Speaker 1: that Dominican Mike said he got way over one hundred
- 17:54Speaker 1: miles and all that the other day on the Autobahn.
- 17:56Speaker 1: The mallardmobile would need a rocket to get at two
- 18:00Speaker 1: hundred miles an hour. Right, So, and Glass that's thirty two.
- 18:04Speaker 1: He's got two more years plus a club option. And
- 18:08Speaker 1: the Dodgers are dangling him out to some American League
- 18:11Speaker 1: team and say, okay, we'll trade to this guy, and
- 18:13Speaker 1: they'll probably eat some of the salary and Friedman will
- 18:16Speaker 1: play chess and there you go. He'll sell before the
- 18:19Speaker 1: next major injury. For Tyler Glass. Now get younger, get
- 18:23Speaker 1: someone who's at least for now healthier, get some value.
- 18:26Speaker 1: And the Dodgers see, they know the dirty little secret
- 18:30Speaker 1: that Tyler Glass now has elite stuff at least for
- 18:34Speaker 1: the body. Is an unreliable narrator. That's the problem. That's
- 18:38Speaker 1: the issue there. It is the Ben Malors Show. And
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- 23:27Speaker 1: of the. Day Al michaels complimented The buccaneers creamsicle, uniforms
- 23:33Speaker 1: the uniforms they had there On thursday. Night on not being,
- 23:38Speaker 1: blank on not being, blank that is the. Question what
- 23:42Speaker 1: is the answer unless he does anyone know the answer
- 23:46Speaker 1: to The mallard riddle of to Day, again it's At
- 23:47Speaker 1: Ben mahler and. Courtesy flusher says not slutty See andy
- 23:54Speaker 1: In Lino, Lakes minnesota says the riddle. TODAY ai really
- 23:58Speaker 1: like the iPad on the. Helmet, yeah, Apparently so what
- 24:03Speaker 1: else do we? Have Page dad two flamboyant From rob
- 24:06Speaker 1: the Goat, Man Keith, ocho texojep deep in The heart Of,
- 24:11Speaker 1: texas going with not being mint the worst of all
- 24:14Speaker 1: ice cream. FLAVORS i would argue mintchip not, bad not.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Bad my dad used to Love mintship AND i had
- 24:22Speaker 1: it WHEN i was a. Kid Now i've moved, On
- 24:24Speaker 1: i've made my own life choices AND i prefer something
- 24:28Speaker 1: other Than. Mintship BUT i DON'T i don't pose the.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Mintship King rory, says creamy pickle eggnog. Color Late night
- 24:38Speaker 1: Drug Tester the top caller on the, show according TO E,
- 24:40Speaker 1: dog not as nice as Missus claus's. Uniform, well that
- 24:45Speaker 1: is a nice uniform That Missus clause is wearing from
- 24:48Speaker 1: the north. Pole very. NICE i want to point out a,
- 24:51Speaker 1: MAJOR a major broadcaster sent me he's up late. Listing he,
- 24:57Speaker 1: SAID E dog shouldn't. Call some people are just meant to.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Listen it's a big time broadcaster who's up, late who
- 25:04Speaker 1: sent me a message on my personal phone ABOUT E dogg's.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Call Fer dog says not being the same color as.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Fudgetacles Uh asher says Weed man's underwear is the, answer
- 25:17Speaker 1: not chafing from donkey. Sausage alf The Alien opiner says
- 25:22Speaker 1: he complimented them for not being see. Through that is.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Unfortunate J. T The wingman says not having hard to read.
- 25:30Speaker 1: Numbers he said not being made In bangladesh From eke In, Roseville.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Minnesota filler Up fell says he said The creamson uniforms
- 25:42Speaker 1: were better than warm sliced. Bread we ain't here talking
- 25:46Speaker 1: about sliced. Brad it's the great lines ever By Jimbo
- 25:50Speaker 1: fisher when he was coaching At TEXAS a AND. M
- 25:53Speaker 1: i'm talking about slice bred gunner gunners In. MINNESOTA i
- 25:57Speaker 1: says the answer is too. Smelly like their. Play they smelt.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Terrible come, on do better on. That tom, said The
- 26:06Speaker 1: creamsigen uniforms won't. Melt That's, tom what else we have
- 26:11Speaker 1: not being bright enough Because al is color. Blind shots
- 26:16Speaker 1: fired by The Baltimore media free food Account chuck the
- 26:20Speaker 1: ram fan going with Fruity. Well the correct answer to
- 26:23Speaker 1: The mallard riddle of the. Day The Great Al, michaels
- 26:26Speaker 1: The Venerable Al, michaels who was getting ripped by just
- 26:28Speaker 1: about everybody he's too, old was on the. TELEVISION i
- 26:33Speaker 1: DON'T i Love Al, michaels not that, way but brings
- 26:37Speaker 1: me back to my. Youth so Al michaels complimented The
- 26:40Speaker 1: buccaneers creamstickle uniforms on not being throw. Up throw up
- 26:46Speaker 1: is the word we were looking for throw up. Throwbacks,
- 26:50Speaker 1: yeah he had to be talking about The Pittsburgh, steelers
- 26:54Speaker 1: who have the worst throwback. Uniforms so The Green Bay,
- 26:57Speaker 1: packers who've had some terrible throwback uniforms over the. Years
- 27:00Speaker 1: there's some that should just be left on the table
- 27:05Speaker 1: where you're kind of workshopping, stuff you, know the lab
- 27:08Speaker 1: not everything has to come out of the. Lab not
- 27:11Speaker 1: everything must come.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Out of the.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Lab my. Goodness we will take some calls. Here we
- 27:16Speaker 1: have lame jokes a week coming up later this. Hour
- 27:18Speaker 1: let's see you're any media money. Bow let's go To
- 27:20Speaker 1: keith in the great state Of. Michigan what's going? On? Keith,
- 27:23Speaker 1: Welcome Hey, ben good.
- 27:25Speaker 2: MORNING i hope you're. Well the we're over here In
- 27:29Speaker 2: michigan proven the point that you made in the first.
- 27:32Speaker 2: Hour you had a passing reference to degrees basically not
- 27:38Speaker 2: necessarily mattering anywhere near as much as who you. Know
- 27:42Speaker 2: And lord manuals our athletic, director and YESTERDAY i was
- 27:47Speaker 2: certain that they would end up firing. Him and we
- 27:52Speaker 2: have an interim president at the school right, now so
- 27:56Speaker 2: they're incapable of making the. Decision The border regents met
- 28:01Speaker 2: last night in according To Yahoo, sports the board Of
- 28:04Speaker 2: regents has decided to Keep Ward manual in, place who
- 28:09Speaker 2: is responsible For Jim harball and For Sewan more and
- 28:14Speaker 2: they're gonna leave him in place for the new coaching.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Search and Since Ward manual has been the athletic, director
- 28:22Speaker 2: Since harball came, on there's actually been seven people in
- 28:26Speaker 2: the football program arrested and four that have been banned
- 28:30Speaker 2: from the sport. Entirely so if you can do that
- 28:33Speaker 2: kind of, job what kind of what kind of hiring
- 28:36Speaker 2: job are you gonna?
- 28:37Speaker 1: Do, yeah, no it's it's a fair point to. Make it's,
- 28:42Speaker 1: hey at least they didn't get to. Ten they stopped at.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Seven you, know who. KNOWS i hadn't got the ten.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Yet so they've seven arrests. There that's now in basketball
- 28:51Speaker 1: they don't even have. Eleven you gotta get eleven in.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Football so they have seven rests they have in, basketball
- 28:55Speaker 1: they could have a starting lineup and two guys on
- 28:57Speaker 1: the bench that have been. Arrested, Yeah i've not been
- 28:59Speaker 1: in press some of the NAMES i. Saw Tommy reese
- 29:02Speaker 1: of The Cleveland browns was mentioned as a candidate for
- 29:05Speaker 1: The Michigan then.
- 29:07Speaker 2: He's thirty three years. Old we don't need to hire
- 29:11Speaker 2: somebody that that is that. Young and then that in,
- 29:15Speaker 2: experience we just went through. That and, LOOK i Mean
- 29:19Speaker 2: michigan used to be in this state. Anyway it was
- 29:24Speaker 2: the school that if you didn't want a major it
- 29:26Speaker 2: incompetence or, mediocrity you went To.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Michigan, yeah you would go To.
- 29:32Speaker 5: Michigan who do you?
- 29:33Speaker 1: Want who do you?
- 29:34Speaker 2: Want i'd like to get landing From. Oregon i'd like
- 29:38Speaker 2: to get, landing you, know somebody. Competent but we're at
- 29:44Speaker 2: riskbin of Becoming Michigan, state and, heretofore the only reason
- 29:49Speaker 2: you would go To Michigan state are three. Things hot
- 29:53Speaker 2: chicks for, sure hot, chicks you, know pegger parties and Couch.
- 29:59Speaker 2: Bernie go To Michigan state Over. Michigan here we're giving
- 30:04Speaker 2: reasons to go To Michigan.
- 30:06Speaker 1: State, well those are three good reasons to go To Michigan.
- 30:09Speaker 1: State i'm not gonna, lie but all, right all, right thank, You.
- 30:14Speaker 1: KEITH i like that you're calling. Me And keith is
- 30:16Speaker 1: a he's a delivering, drugs legal drugs Around michigan there at,
- 30:22Speaker 1: night at, night, obviously Mauthwash mike who is consuming massive
- 30:26Speaker 1: amounts of things like, That hello In vegas right outside
- 30:30Speaker 1: the fountains at The, bellagio our buddy mouthwash mikey.
- 30:33Speaker 5: Mall that is.
- 30:35Speaker 6: CORRECT i am not at the funds Of lagi right.
- 30:39Speaker 6: Now i'm staring At samtown and wondering IF i want
- 30:43Speaker 6: to go over there and watch.
- 30:46Speaker 1: You want to? Watch there's no sports to? Watch what
- 30:48Speaker 1: are you going to? Watch it's it's the middle of the.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Night there's no.
- 30:51Speaker 6: Spots, well you, know they'll do reruns on or whatever they.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Do do they let you? In how many? Hotels let's,
- 31:02Speaker 1: now let's play the game. Here we'll do a little.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Wrappers how? Many don't answer UNTIL i give the, question
- 31:08Speaker 1: And i'm gonna go around the. Room how Many vegas
- 31:11Speaker 1: casinos has our Friend Mouthwash mike been banned? From that
- 31:16Speaker 1: is the. Question let's, See i'm gonna. Guess i'm gonna
- 31:19Speaker 1: Go the answer is. Five i'm gonna go what how
- 31:24Speaker 1: was my? Answer all? Right? Mark you one in on? This,
- 31:27Speaker 1: MARK i was gonna say. Six oh he's going he's
- 31:31Speaker 1: he boxes In, Coop we're. Screwed we have no.
- 31:34Speaker 7: CHANCE i feel like it's much more based on that.
- 31:37Speaker 6: Laugh but, well, yeah, okay, OKAY i can get you
- 31:45Speaker 6: one for a little. Bit because if you're banned from
- 31:50Speaker 6: ONE mgm, casino, yeah.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Yeah it's all of the all of the. Strip it's
- 31:59Speaker 1: a dirty little, Scene, chris either owned BY mgm Or
- 32:01Speaker 1: caesars like that's.
- 32:03Speaker 6: Somebody it's usually just because they fell. Asleep if you're
- 32:08Speaker 6: banned from One caesar's casino your band from all of?
- 32:12Speaker 7: Them so WHICH mgm casino where you at when you
- 32:15Speaker 7: got banned the first?
- 32:18Speaker 6: One or more THAN.
- 32:24Speaker 5: I think the Ex? Caliber, oh the Ex.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Caliber we just have a low.
- 32:29Speaker 7: End, yeah that's, crazy that would ban. VIEW i feel
- 32:33Speaker 7: LIKE i see people sleeping there all the.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Time oh worse than that? Man all? Right and what's
- 32:39Speaker 1: The caesar's property.
- 32:41Speaker 5: That You.
- 32:44Speaker 6: The First caesar's probably band from was Probably.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Bally's bally's old. School that's. Gone, yeah so.
- 32:54Speaker 7: We can never hold The mallard meet and greet at
- 32:56Speaker 7: a casino or else. Mouthwash mike couldn't.
- 32:58Speaker 6: COME i GOT i, WOULD i would put in.
- 33:02Speaker 5: DISGUISE i love you.
- 33:14Speaker 1: MAN i gotta go BECAUSE i gotta. Go But i'm
- 33:20Speaker 1: a big fan of your. Work, OKAY i GOTTA i gotta.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Run but that is. Hilarious he's been banned by both
- 33:26Speaker 1: THE mgm And, caesars so he's pretty much you can't
- 33:29Speaker 1: go to any of the hotels on the. Strip who
- 33:32Speaker 1: Owns Samstown's that must not be A caesars OR mgm?
- 33:35Speaker 1: Proper which one banned From? Samstown that's what that. Is
- 33:42Speaker 1: it's a local kind of kind of. Spot i've been buy, it,
- 33:46Speaker 1: UH i. DON'T i don't know who who? CARES i,
- 33:50Speaker 1: mean we can google, It we'll look it. Up whatever
- 33:52Speaker 1: Got Big man's lame jokes of the week for the
- 33:55Speaker 1: rest of the? Hour how great was that called by Mouthwash?
- 33:58Speaker 1: Mike that made up for e dog? Earlier it? Did
- 34:01Speaker 1: we'll get To Big ben's lame jokes of the week
- 34:04Speaker 1: and we will do it.
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- 34:52Speaker 1: help us out, Week blame week. Too It's Big ben's
- 34:57Speaker 1: lame joke of the. Week now let's do, It Big
- 35:00Speaker 1: Laying jokes of the. Week and Weed Man are you?
- 35:03Speaker 1: There Weed Man? Hippie? Hello? Weed?
- 35:05Speaker 5: Yeah how you?
- 35:06Speaker 1: Doing how you doing?
- 35:07Speaker 6: THERE i love?
- 35:07Speaker 1: You make me Laugh Hollywood floor to the great Weed Man.
- 35:10Speaker 1: Hippie these are actual jokes by actual. Listeners care of
- 35:13Speaker 1: The Benmaller show at gmail dot. Com benmallorshow at gmail dot.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Com what Does Weedman hippie have in common With christmas? Decorations?
- 35:23Speaker 1: What they both stay lit all night. Long that's that's
- 35:31Speaker 1: a good. Joke george And, Uvalde texas bringing the heat this.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Week why did the Homeless Weedman hippie always have viagra
- 35:39Speaker 1: in his?
- 35:40Speaker 5: Car?
- 35:40Speaker 1: Why, well if the weather got, bad he could always
- 35:44Speaker 1: just pitch a. Tent that's all he needed to.
- 35:46Speaker 5: Do AND U.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Joe In Virginia beach who sent that one? In what
- 35:54Speaker 1: Was what was one reason why Weed Man hippie's business? Failed? Why,
- 35:59Speaker 1: well unfortunately he offered entered into he entered into joint
- 36:03Speaker 1: ventures that went up and. Smoked That's george And Uvaldi.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Texas FedEx mike just sent this one in at the last.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Minute FedEx mike, asked why did Weed man get fired
- 36:14Speaker 1: from the Eminem? Factory remember why you got fired from
- 36:17Speaker 1: the Eminem? Factory why you kept throwing away all the W's?
- 36:22Speaker 1: Man what's up with?
- 36:22Speaker 2: That?
- 36:23Speaker 1: Dude oldie but a goodie has Weed man? Hip he
- 36:29Speaker 1: ever received any, ceremony awards or distinctions or any peace
- 36:35Speaker 1: prize medallions for his earnest attempts to change the.
- 36:39Speaker 5: World, WOW i really.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Should, well you, haven't Weed man because you don't have an.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Address so that's why you've not Received that's the Hut hut. Specialist,
- 36:52Speaker 1: well did you hear the news this week That Philip
- 36:54Speaker 1: rivers was asked head to The Indianapolis. Colts, Yeah and
- 37:00Speaker 1: a related, story Weed Man hippie was asked ahead to
- 37:04Speaker 1: The Miami Better Business. Bureau that's From. Gordon good to
- 37:09Speaker 1: See gordon's name again in the. Jokes, gordon a prolific
- 37:11Speaker 1: joke writer over the, year is going to see his
- 37:13Speaker 1: name still in the mix. There why is Weed man
- 37:16Speaker 1: the smartest person in the. Room why because he's the
- 37:21Speaker 1: only person in the. Room that's. Why That's noah In. Austin,
- 37:28Speaker 1: well what did the genie in the bottle of grant
- 37:31Speaker 1: Weed man when he asked for BMW's? Wow What Ben
- 37:37Speaker 1: Mahler weed and the? Show let's see what Say Ben Maller?
- 37:42Speaker 1: Weed That's chip In. Maine who sent that? One and
- 37:45Speaker 1: who is Weed man's favorite all time? Actor Who humphrey
- 37:50Speaker 1: Bou guard Bow? Garden that was not From that was
- 37:53Speaker 1: not From Blind. Scott that Was brendan From. Boston brandon From. Boston,
- 37:57Speaker 1: uh let's. SEE i think this one's not. Bad what
- 37:59Speaker 1: is Weed man's version of a pillow? Fight? What two
- 38:03Speaker 1: homeless dudes hitting each other with cardboard boxes over the?
- 38:07Speaker 1: Head that's a that's a That's mike The leprechaun out
- 38:11Speaker 1: Of boston who sent that one? In why Did santa
- 38:13Speaker 1: skip weed man hippies place last? Year? Why because Weed
- 38:18Speaker 1: man's feet were still in His christmas? Stockings that's. Why
- 38:22Speaker 1: that's A gordon In. Tacoba It's Big ben's lame jokes the.
- 38:27Speaker 1: League what's the difference between e dogg And Blind? Scott
- 38:31Speaker 1: WHAT e dog gets? Women? Oh? Wow all, right that's
- 38:34Speaker 1: A noah In. Austin why didn't a Young Ben maler
- 38:40Speaker 1: like to play with tops During. Hanukkah, why, well he
- 38:45Speaker 1: thought it was very dre. Dole that's a minute jokes over, There.
- 38:52Speaker 7: Coop, uh, yeah they're the same ones that you. Have
- 38:55Speaker 7: BUT i don't think you didn't read this one. Yet
- 38:58Speaker 7: it's From mike The. Apricaorn why did Weed man vote For?
- 39:02Speaker 7: OBAMA i don't. Know obama promised he would bring some
- 39:06Speaker 7: change to the. Country how about this. ONE i think
- 39:12Speaker 7: it's a pretty good. JOKE i think this is a
- 39:13Speaker 7: joke that the boys will be repeating this.
- 39:15Speaker 1: Week who is the best fit For Sharon moore's next?
- 39:19Speaker 1: Job the Former michigan, coach THE Usc. Trojans, trojans That's
- 39:29Speaker 1: chip And. Maine who sent that? One, well apparently. Not
- 39:33Speaker 1: but WHEN i was, earlier my Raiderker Tony bruno sent
- 39:36Speaker 1: me to THE Usc Oregon state game because it was
- 39:38Speaker 1: The trojans versus The, beavers and he wanted to be the,
- 39:41Speaker 1: joke and SO i always An Oregon state was terrible
- 39:44Speaker 1: in those, days BUT i always did the. Joke let's see,
- 39:47Speaker 1: here did you hear that Blind scott's blind wife finally left.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Him it's bad, news but at least she's not seeing anyone.
- 39:57Speaker 1: News so there's not you, know there's. That That's mikey Michael.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Leprechaun all, RIGHT i think we'll get out on. That
- 40:03Speaker 1: thank you so, much weed, MAN i appreciate. That good
- 40:07Speaker 1: job by. You Big ben's lame jokes for the.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Week