Latest / Two Personal with Joy Taylor / Megan Thee Stallion Shut Down the VS Fashion Show, America’s Gun Problem & The Cowboys Delusion
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Before we get started with the podcast, gotta let you know,
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- 0:39Speaker 1: there are places in the world where they send their
- 0:40Speaker 1: kids to school and they don't worry about them getting
- 0:42Speaker 1: shot at school while they're learning their colors. It's been
- 0:46Speaker 1: 30 years. They haven't even been to a conference championship,
- 0:50Speaker 1: let alone a Super Bowl. I'm an appreciator of... of
- 0:54Speaker 1: a woman's body. And that body is the greatest body
- 1:02Speaker 1: that has ever bodied. Hey guys, welcome to two personal.
- 1:11Speaker 1: I'm joy Taylor alongside Haley and specs. Thanks so much
- 1:15Speaker 1: for joining us. Make sure that you hit subscribe and
- 1:18Speaker 1: follow us on social at two personal show specs. You
- 1:22Speaker 1: got your first, um, A little internet dragging.
- 1:26Speaker 2: I do not care. I don't care, man. My bald
- 1:33Speaker 2: niggas I've seen talking to him fucking come in.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Hey, listen. I had a whole conversation this weekend about
- 1:40Speaker 1: ugly people and how the comments, like, I've never been
- 1:45Speaker 1: insulted by a good-looking person. Oh, yeah.
- 1:48Speaker 2: I mean, you know, that's how it happens. When you're ugly,
- 1:52Speaker 2: you gotta shut the fuck up.
- 1:53Speaker 1: But they don't. They don't loudest. And it's unfortunate because listen,
- 1:59Speaker 1: basically the moment that you start being a dick in
- 2:01Speaker 1: the comments, you just, that's, that's when you should know
- 2:07Speaker 1: whatever mirrors in your house need cleaned. Cause that's what's happening. Um,
- 2:13Speaker 1: so it's been, uh, it's been quite the weekend in
- 2:16Speaker 1: the world. What are we talking about today?
- 2:18Speaker 2: Haley?
- 2:19Speaker 3: We got to get into the Victoria's secret fashion show.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Now, listen, I don't watch it in its entirety, like
- 2:28Speaker 4: every single minute. But this one I was really into
- 2:31Speaker 4: this year. And Kylie Jenner had on a $ 50 million bra.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Insane. And I don't think.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Kendall was there.
- 2:40Speaker 1: I don't think Kendall was there.
- 2:43Speaker 4: You know, they're trying to say she's feeling away and,
- 2:45Speaker 4: you know, the Internet be playing the Internet games.
- 2:49Speaker 3: Because that's like her. That's like her territory.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Oh, listen, I don't get it. I don't, I don't know,
- 2:56Speaker 1: but nothing about that. I don't have space in my
- 2:57Speaker 1: brain for the, for that conversation.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Now, Megan Thee Stallion did perform and come out.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Oh my God. Oh my God. Listen, I am not a,
- 3:13Speaker 1: is that, was that a bug? I am not a,
- 3:20Speaker 1: how do I say this? I'm an appreciator of, of
- 3:25Speaker 1: a woman's body. And that body is the greatest body
- 3:33Speaker 1: that has ever bodied.
- 3:34Speaker 3: It's so good.
- 3:36Speaker 1: It looks so good. It's like, it's crazy. It's, it's
- 3:43Speaker 1: literally like it is AI. It's so perfect. Like her
- 3:49Speaker 1: skin is perfect. Her ass is perfect. Her titties are perfect.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Her stomach is perfect. Like the way that the outfit
- 3:57Speaker 1: slash lingerie was like on her body didn't cut or
- 4:01Speaker 1: cause any of those like little rolls that you get.
- 4:04Speaker 1: And she's not thin, I guess. Like I can't say
- 4:09Speaker 1: enough about how good Meg looked and she deserves nothing
- 4:13Speaker 1: but the best things in life. Literally. And I understand
- 4:18Speaker 1: why men are angry at her. Because you will never
- 4:22Speaker 1: touch anything that looks even remotely like that in your
- 4:24Speaker 1: entire life. I'm sorry. I don't care how cute you
- 4:26Speaker 1: think your girlfriend is. She doesn't look like that. She doesn't.
- 4:29Speaker 4: No.
- 4:31Speaker 1: And listen, I don't. I don't either.
- 4:33Speaker 3: And I'm taking my ass to the gym today.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Today.
- 4:38Speaker 3: I haven't ate anything yet. I am fasting.
- 4:43Speaker 1: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is... like just a collection of,
- 4:48Speaker 1: you know, obviously the most gorgeous women in the world.
- 4:50Speaker 1: And there were so many incredible fits. And like the
- 4:54Speaker 1: one walk that I can't remember her name, but she
- 4:56Speaker 1: had like the, the wings that were like flowing. I mean,
- 5:00Speaker 1: it was gorgeous. It was gorgeous.
- 5:02Speaker 3: So pretty.
- 5:03Speaker 1: But make.
- 5:06Speaker 3: The dance, the walk, the angles, everything.
- 5:09Speaker 1: One. Everyone else. And those are the most gorgeous women
- 5:13Speaker 1: in the world. So I can't say enough about her.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Like I, I am sad.
- 5:17Speaker 3: She was mesmerizing. She was.
- 5:19Speaker 1: I was like... Yeah. That is a mesmerizing ass. She's truly...
- 5:25Speaker 1: God took her time. God took her time with Meg. Truly.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Definitely did.
- 5:31Speaker 1: God is a woman because a man could never think
- 5:33Speaker 1: of that.
- 5:35Speaker 2: No.
- 5:35Speaker 1: He'd make a mistake somewhere. It was so good.
- 5:39Speaker 3: It was great.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Not to be a downer in our excitement, but unfortunately...
- 5:47Speaker 4: We did have another school shooting at Bend in Oregon. Now,
- 5:51Speaker 4: without getting too much into the details of what actually happened,
- 5:55Speaker 4: I want to bring another angle to you. So as
- 5:59Speaker 4: I was watching the reactions, watching everything unfold, there was
- 6:04Speaker 4: a teacher that I came across online that created a
- 6:07Speaker 4: bulletproof classroom inside of her classroom where she like opens
- 6:11Speaker 4: it up and puts the kids, shoes them in, locks
- 6:13Speaker 4: it up.
- 6:14Speaker 3: And they're supposedly safe.
- 6:16Speaker 4: And now that I have a child who's in elementary school,
- 6:18Speaker 4: I think my mind is just processing this a little differently.
- 6:22Speaker 4: And it's making me feel like, why are we relying
- 6:27Speaker 4: on teaching our kids how to survive a school shooting,
- 6:31Speaker 4: having our teachers pour their personal money into a device.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Like this, instead of getting ahead of it from the beginning?
- 6:39Speaker 4: Like, I understand there's different state levels.
- 6:43Speaker 3: I get that.
- 6:43Speaker 4: But it's 2026. There has to be a way to
- 6:49Speaker 4: get ahead of this instead of having to clean up
- 6:51Speaker 4: the mess.
- 6:53Speaker 1: There isn't. Not in this country.
- 6:57Speaker 3: It really had me upset for days now.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand. I mean, you have a child that's
- 7:04Speaker 1: at school every day. And that should not be a
- 7:08Speaker 1: fear anymore. that a parent has when they send their
- 7:11Speaker 1: elementary school aged kid to school. But the reality is,
- 7:18Speaker 1: we as a country have decided that the lives and
- 7:21Speaker 1: safety of children do not matter. I stand on this constantly, loudly, consistently.
- 7:32Speaker 1: And somehow, I am the one who is always wrong.
- 7:37Speaker 1: But The reality is we prioritize guns over the lives
- 7:43Speaker 1: of children. We prioritize ideology over the lives of women
- 7:47Speaker 1: and children. We prioritize politicians and money over the lives
- 7:55Speaker 1: and safety of children. We are raising children to live
- 8:01Speaker 1: in fear. They will be lucky to survive childhood. And
- 8:08Speaker 1: the number one killer of humans ages birth to 18
- 8:13Speaker 1: in this country is guns. Other countries do not have
- 8:24Speaker 1: this problem. I was just talking about this with my family.
- 8:30Speaker 1: When I went to Ireland, I took my mother to
- 8:32Speaker 1: Ireland for her 70th birthday. And we were doing a tour,
- 8:36Speaker 1: a private tour of the countryside and we went to
- 8:39Speaker 1: the Cliffs of Moher and we had this lovely woman
- 8:41Speaker 1: who was our tour, tour driver. So on the way
- 8:46Speaker 1: back from the tour, this is like a 12 hour
- 8:47Speaker 1: tour on the way back. I'm sitting there, you know,
- 8:50Speaker 1: we're all chatting and she was like, can I ask
- 8:51Speaker 1: you a question? And I was like, well, this should
- 8:54Speaker 1: be fun. This sweet old Irish woman. And she was like,
- 9:01Speaker 1: so the kids in school, the babies, you guys just,
- 9:08Speaker 1: Let them get shot at school? And I was like, oh, yeah.
- 9:14Speaker 3: That's a great question.
- 9:15Speaker 1: We do. That's our thing. Yep. We definitely are all
- 9:20Speaker 1: about that. And she was like, are you guys going
- 9:22Speaker 1: to do anything about that? And I was like, absolutely not.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Not a single thing. We will not do anything about it.
- 9:27Speaker 1: It has happened so many times. It happens so frequently
- 9:30Speaker 1: that it doesn't even hit my radar anymore. It's obviously...
- 9:35Speaker 1: always tragic, but the apathy that has been drilled into
- 9:38Speaker 1: me by the consistency of these shootings and the lack
- 9:42Speaker 1: of movement by any of our politicians, the lack of
- 9:45Speaker 1: movement by any of our citizens. Um, and that's not
- 9:48Speaker 1: to say that there aren't people who are upset about it.
- 9:50Speaker 1: There aren't, that's not to say that people aren't people
- 9:53Speaker 1: who are trying to change it, but the reality is
- 9:55Speaker 1: majority of people would rather do nothing and rather fight
- 10:00Speaker 1: the idea of having any kind of reform or any
- 10:03Speaker 1: kind of change in the law or any kind of
- 10:06Speaker 1: attempt to have, you know, guns turned in or any
- 10:12Speaker 1: change in the policy at all, any kind of punishment
- 10:15Speaker 1: for parents who buy these weapons and have them in
- 10:17Speaker 1: homes with children, any of it. And to be clear,
- 10:21Speaker 1: I'm not actually anti-gun. I think you should be allowed
- 10:24Speaker 1: to have a handgun in your home to protect your family.
- 10:28Speaker 1: I think if you do hunt, you should be allowed
- 10:31Speaker 1: to have a hunting rifle. But that's not what's happening here.
- 10:34Speaker 1: You don't need to have automatic weapons. And they always
- 10:38Speaker 1: turn to like, well, in this situation, a good guy
- 10:41Speaker 1: with a gun stopped the bad guy with a gun. Yeah,
- 10:43Speaker 1: but the bad guy with a gun killed multiple children, babies,
- 10:48Speaker 1: special needs kids. and their teacher before the good guy
- 10:52Speaker 1: with a gun just happened to be there and was
- 10:54Speaker 1: able to take him down. By the way, that good
- 10:56Speaker 1: guy with a gun could have just as easily become
- 10:58Speaker 1: a good dead guy with a gun. So yeah, we're
- 11:02Speaker 1: not gonna do anything about it. And she said, she
- 11:04Speaker 1: was like, it is so astonishing to us to watch
- 11:08Speaker 1: these stories come out of your country, knowing that this,
- 11:11Speaker 1: this is just not a problem for us. Like, We
- 11:13Speaker 1: can't understand it. She's like, my daughter is an elementary
- 11:17Speaker 1: school teacher. And it's unimaginable to us that you would
- 11:20Speaker 1: just worry about your children getting slaughtered at school. She
- 11:26Speaker 1: was like, our police officers don't carry guns because our
- 11:30Speaker 1: citizens don't have guns. So this is not a concern
- 11:33Speaker 1: of ours. You have to register your gun. It has
- 11:36Speaker 1: to be a hunting rifle. You have to be preferred
- 11:38Speaker 1: by somebody else in a gun club. You have to
- 11:41Speaker 1: go through all these tests in order to get a gun.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Like it's stored in a specific place. I'm like, yeah,
- 11:46Speaker 1: this is common sense. Like this is things that makes
- 11:49Speaker 1: what you're saying makes sense. Unfortunately, Americans are dumb as fuck. Period.
- 11:55Speaker 1: We cling to these weird brand identities. And unfortunately, this
- 12:03Speaker 1: is just the reality of who we are as a country.
- 12:06Speaker 1: And we're never going to change. We're not going to
- 12:08Speaker 1: do a single solitary fucking thing about it. We are.
- 12:14Speaker 1: And it's, it's, it's heartbreaking and it's, I'm sure it's
- 12:17Speaker 1: terrifying for, you know, you as a parent, it's terrifying
- 12:20Speaker 1: for me as an aunt, but I've also submitted to,
- 12:23Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how, how many of these babies get
- 12:26Speaker 1: killed while they're trying to learn their ABCs, people do
- 12:29Speaker 1: not care. And it's why I don't take any of
- 12:32Speaker 1: the broader conversations about abortion or about, you books that
- 12:44Speaker 1: kids shouldn't read in school or kids not learning about
- 12:47Speaker 1: history because it's going to hurt their feelings or vaccines
- 12:53Speaker 1: or education. Like you don't give a fuck about kids.
- 12:57Speaker 1: You don't care. We do not care about kids. Like individually,
- 13:00Speaker 1: there are people that care about kids. I care about children.
- 13:04Speaker 1: I am happy to pay taxes so that the next
- 13:07Speaker 1: generation of people can AKA children can go to school safely,
- 13:13Speaker 1: can have a safe school bus to get to school,
- 13:15Speaker 1: who can have free lunch, can be taught by teachers
- 13:19Speaker 1: that are competent and have all the resources that they need.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Like I'm okay as a citizen paying the enormous, disgusting
- 13:26Speaker 1: amount of taxes that I pay because I live in
- 13:28Speaker 1: a society. But what, what pisses me off is they
- 13:33Speaker 1: don't pay teachers enough. Teachers are paying half their own
- 13:36Speaker 1: pocket to bulletproof classrooms to make sure that they have
- 13:40Speaker 1: They have the proper amount of pencils. Nobody wants to
- 13:44Speaker 1: send their kids to public schools anymore because our education
- 13:47Speaker 1: system is completely fucked. We don't have safe environments for
- 13:51Speaker 1: kids to go to school because at any moment, someone
- 13:54Speaker 1: can just bust in with an automatic weapon or be
- 13:58Speaker 1: mentally ill and get access to a shotgun and kill
- 14:01Speaker 1: elementary school special needs children. You don't have maternity leave.
- 14:05Speaker 1: You don't have affordable daycare. You don't have good food.
- 14:11Speaker 1: The food all has classic in it. Shut the fuck up.
- 14:14Speaker 1: We don't care about kids. There are places in this
- 14:17Speaker 1: world where kids are a priority, where they are protected,
- 14:21Speaker 1: where women and their bodies when they are pregnant is
- 14:26Speaker 1: a completely different experience. Having a child, recovering from having
- 14:29Speaker 1: a child, the amount of time that you have to
- 14:32Speaker 1: raise your infant and like get accommodated and move through postpartum.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up talking to me about how much
- 14:38Speaker 1: we care about kids and family in this country. We
- 14:40Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. And we don't because the evidence
- 14:43Speaker 1: is in our actions. We live on a planet with
- 14:48Speaker 1: other countries, with other cultures, with other societies. No, no
- 14:53Speaker 1: one has it perfectly figured out, but there are places
- 14:56Speaker 1: in the world where they send their kids to school
- 14:58Speaker 1: and they don't worry about them getting shot at school
- 15:00Speaker 1: because while they're learning their colors.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Oh, it's so heartbreaking. And so many people are desensitized
- 15:08Speaker 3: to it.
- 15:08Speaker 1: And it's just, I am, I will tell you, I
- 15:12Speaker 1: am desensitized to it because I know that there are
- 15:16Speaker 1: people with much bigger microphones than me who have poured
- 15:21Speaker 1: their time and energy. I mean, think about the, think
- 15:24Speaker 1: about all the families that this has affected, like all
- 15:26Speaker 1: the people that have lost their children, like they're loud,
- 15:29Speaker 1: they're calling their senators, they're They're begging politicians to do
- 15:32Speaker 1: something about it. They're marching. We're not going to do shit.
- 15:38Speaker 1: We're not going to do anything. It doesn't matter. There's
- 15:41Speaker 1: been countless elementary school shootings. There's been shootings at country
- 15:46Speaker 1: festivals in Vegas. There's been shootings at high schools, at churches,
- 15:51Speaker 1: at grocery stores. It doesn't matter.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Malls.
- 15:57Speaker 1: You're not safe anywhere. And it's not criminals it's people
- 16:01Speaker 1: with mental health issues who have access to weapons that
- 16:04Speaker 1: kill people like people saying that oh it's it's not
- 16:10Speaker 1: the guns it's people okay well let's play that game
- 16:12Speaker 1: a little bit let's play that game um do other
- 16:16Speaker 1: countries have mental illness do people have mental illness in
- 16:19Speaker 1: other countries yeah yes yes do they have mass shootings
- 16:25Speaker 1: in those countries no no Why do they not have
- 16:30Speaker 1: mass shootings? Because they don't have guns. Now I'm not
- 16:34Speaker 1: great at math, but that seems like a pretty straight
- 16:37Speaker 1: through line. Okay. Now that's not to say they don't
- 16:39Speaker 1: have domestic violence. That's not to say that they don't
- 16:41Speaker 1: have murders. That's not to say that they don't have
- 16:43Speaker 1: people crashing out. Okay. They have stabbings of course, but
- 16:47Speaker 1: if you have a, if you have a mental illness,
- 16:49Speaker 1: if you have a problem and then you have access
- 16:52Speaker 1: to a weapon that can kill dozens of people, then
- 16:57Speaker 1: that is a bigger problem. And by the way, you
- 17:01Speaker 1: guys don't want to do anything about mental illness either.
- 17:03Speaker 1: You don't want any social programs that get people off
- 17:06Speaker 1: the streets. You don't want to spend any money. You
- 17:09Speaker 1: don't want to make sure that kids in school are
- 17:11Speaker 1: protected when they're in school, when they're getting bullied, right?
- 17:15Speaker 1: When they don't have access to mental health programs when
- 17:17Speaker 1: they're at that age. So what the fuck are you
- 17:19Speaker 1: even talking about? It's all this big loop of bullshit,
- 17:23Speaker 1: which is honestly why, as terrifying and as sad as
- 17:26Speaker 1: it is, I have gotten, I can admit it. Like
- 17:29Speaker 1: I've got not, it's not that I don't care that
- 17:31Speaker 1: it's happening and I'm not heartbroken for these families and
- 17:33Speaker 1: for these babies, but I'm like, what am I supposed
- 17:36Speaker 1: to do?
- 17:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Everything that I'm saying is the gospel truth and people
- 17:41Speaker 1: do not care. They would rather have guns.
- 17:47Speaker 3: Oh, drives me nuts.
- 17:49Speaker 5: I feel like this, this country has proven that like,
- 17:52Speaker 5: if it doesn't produce capital, it's not worth addressing. Anything
- 17:56Speaker 5: that has anything to do with like making money, that
- 18:01Speaker 5: is the priority. If it has anything to do with
- 18:04Speaker 5: money coming out of that same pocket, like it's not
- 18:09Speaker 5: a priority. Like right now, like we have an administration
- 18:14Speaker 5: that's just like essentially like sucking the people, like the
- 18:18Speaker 5: citizens dry. Like they're cutting all the funding for everything.
- 18:22Speaker 5: And like since the beginning of time, the United States
- 18:26Speaker 5: have always been a, it's a, it's a, it's a
- 18:28Speaker 5: huge come up. Like I always think of, always think
- 18:31Speaker 5: about the USA is like, nobody's really from here. Like the,
- 18:35Speaker 5: the original people have been murdered, raped, killed, moved, like,
- 18:41Speaker 5: like subjugated to just like consistent, like harassment and like
- 18:46Speaker 5: suppression and oppression. And like where we are today is
- 18:51Speaker 5: just simply like the next evolution of that.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Like, all they try to do is just.
- 18:55Speaker 5: Try to make it look more or feel more palatable
- 19:00Speaker 5: because of the desensitizing.
- 19:02Speaker 2: They keep showing us more and more and more and more.
- 19:05Speaker 5: And then they get away with more and more and
- 19:06Speaker 5: more and more. That's why this shit is just so
- 19:10Speaker 5: insane at this point now. Like, to even fathom the
- 19:15Speaker 5: idea of this shit becoming almost like, I.
- 19:20Speaker 2: Mean, we got another Yeah.
- 19:23Speaker 1: But you're right. There's a strategy to overwhelming citizens. It's
- 19:31Speaker 1: why they released so much of the Epstein files, but
- 19:33Speaker 1: then didn't really release the Epstein files. They released a
- 19:37Speaker 1: bunch of them. You can read them, but people don't
- 19:40Speaker 1: know how to read those files. They don't know how
- 19:42Speaker 1: to get through them. We know that there are legitimate
- 19:45Speaker 1: pedophile fraudulence monsters running our country and we're not doing
- 19:52Speaker 1: anything about it. Now I will say again, unlike our country,
- 19:57Speaker 1: other countries are getting sick of this. Like what's happening
- 19:59Speaker 1: in France right now, what's happening in Brazil, what's happening
- 20:02Speaker 1: all across the world. Like young people are saying like enough,
- 20:06Speaker 1: we've had enough. We're going to burn this bitch to
- 20:08Speaker 1: the ground. And listen, I am not by any means
- 20:12Speaker 1: inciting violence, but look, at some point it's going to burst.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Like the history has shown time and time and time again.
- 20:21Speaker 1: And then the next group of oligarchs will rise up
- 20:23Speaker 1: because people get comfortable and lazy again. And we allow
- 20:26Speaker 1: them to have too much power and we allow them
- 20:27Speaker 1: to get away with too much. The cycle just continues
- 20:29Speaker 1: and continues and continues because everybody doesn't want to be
- 20:32Speaker 1: a leader and there can't be all of these leaders.
- 20:34Speaker 1: But the point of it all is, is whatever's going
- 20:37Speaker 1: to happen here with us is going to be dramatic.
- 20:40Speaker 1: And like, there's just no way around it. Things cannot
- 20:44Speaker 1: keep going the way that they are. Eventually the bubble
- 20:46Speaker 1: will burst. But as far as like me sitting here
- 20:50Speaker 1: and giving some speech about the hope, no, I've been
- 20:55Speaker 1: seeing this my entire, since I was a adolescent, like,
- 21:01Speaker 1: and you know, the funny thing is, I went to
- 21:06Speaker 1: a high school where we had metal detectors.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Really?
- 21:12Speaker 1: And I never worried about getting shot at school. Yeah.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Because there were metal detectors. Now, most people would be like, well,
- 21:19Speaker 1: I don't want my kid to go to school where
- 21:20Speaker 1: there's metal detectors. Do you?
- 21:23Speaker 2: Sound like we need them.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Because I had to go through a metal detector every day.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 21:33Speaker 5: Oh.
- 21:35Speaker 4: Um, let's shift gears a bit. I want to ask
- 21:38Speaker 4: you something. We usually don't do sports. However, and you know,
- 21:42Speaker 4: I'm not really a sports girly naturally, but I'm trying, I'm.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Trying to, I'm trying to get into it. I'm trying to,
- 21:46Speaker 3: you know, push it on. So I've been watching some games.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Okay.
- 21:53Speaker 3: And, you know, I'm used to seeing all these Cowboy.
- 21:55Speaker 4: Fans, um, all these years, you know, they are just
- 22:00Speaker 4: some of the most intense sports fans, in my opinion,
- 22:03Speaker 4: that are in this country. So I'm over here thinking,
- 22:05Speaker 4: you know, the Cowboys must be that team, right? Like
- 22:08Speaker 4: it's the America's team, right?
- 22:10Speaker 3: Must be, right?
- 22:12Speaker 4: So I'm watching the game and I'm like, well, they
- 22:16Speaker 4: look terrible.
- 22:18Speaker 3: So what have the fans been talking about? I'm actually,
- 22:24Speaker 3: I'm genuinely confused.
- 22:26Speaker 4: I need you to explain this to me.
- 22:30Speaker 1: What's happening? I don't know.
- 22:35Speaker 3: These y'all cowboys?
- 22:40Speaker 1: I want you all to know I did not prompt her.
- 22:43Speaker 1: I did not make her say this. I had no
- 22:47Speaker 1: idea that she was choosing suffering by watching the Dallas Cowboys.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. Your experience is quintessentially
- 23:00Speaker 1: why people have such beef with Cowboys fans. So my
- 23:06Speaker 1: mother is a Cowboys fan. I know lots of Cowboys fans.
- 23:10Speaker 1: I know lots of former Cowboys. And the thing about
- 23:14Speaker 1: the Cowboys is they have the ultimate brander as an owner.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, the owner is one of the greatest marketers
- 23:22Speaker 1: in the history of earth. And he's largely responsible for
- 23:27Speaker 1: what sports is today from a marketing branding star standpoint. However,
- 23:36Speaker 1: They have not won since the 90s. It's been 30 years.
- 23:43Speaker 1: They haven't even been to a conference championship, let alone
- 23:45Speaker 1: a Super Bowl. And that is also, in my opinion,
- 23:49Speaker 1: largely due to how Jerry Jones runs the football side
- 23:52Speaker 1: of things. Because he likes to be in control and
- 23:54Speaker 1: he likes the credit rather than hiring competent people. And
- 23:59Speaker 1: when he does hire competent people, not incompetent, when he
- 24:02Speaker 1: does hire competent people, he doesn't empower them. So the
- 24:06Speaker 1: Cowboys have had moments where they are good, like regular
- 24:11Speaker 1: season good, not postseason good. And this year, once again,
- 24:16Speaker 1: they don't look great. And in my opinion, they made
- 24:22Speaker 1: a couple real strategic errors over the past couple years
- 24:25Speaker 1: where they were at an inflection point. Because to your point,
- 24:29Speaker 1: there are like 30-year-old people who have never seen the
- 24:32Speaker 1: Cowboys actually be good. So they're confused as you are
- 24:36Speaker 1: as a sports, as a new sports girly or as a,
- 24:39Speaker 1: you know, a girly who's sports adjacent, you know, but
- 24:43Speaker 1: it's trying to get more competent. Yeah. Your, your read
- 24:48Speaker 1: is correct. Okay. Don't let them gaslight you into anything else.
- 24:52Speaker 1: And I actually don't have beef with Cowboys fans. I
- 24:55Speaker 1: am just like, why are you guys just not more realistic?
- 24:59Speaker 1: Like I, Every year it's the Cowboys year. It's not.
- 25:04Speaker 1: There's like this meme that I would always quote on
- 25:07Speaker 1: the show. It's like the beginning of the year, it's
- 25:09Speaker 1: like we're going to the Super Bowl. And then they
- 25:12Speaker 1: win a couple games and they're like, we're them boys.
- 25:16Speaker 1: And then they start losing and then they hate the
- 25:18Speaker 1: Cowboys again. It's like this constant cycle. And you're right.
- 25:23Speaker 1: It's not reality. It is based in delusion. And when
- 25:28Speaker 1: they were great, they were great. I will give it
- 25:31Speaker 1: to them. When they were great, they were incredible. They
- 25:34Speaker 1: were showtime. But they haven't been that in a very
- 25:38Speaker 1: long time, and they are clinging and grasping at straws.
- 25:42Speaker 1: So good read by you. I'm proud of you. That
- 25:44Speaker 1: is a solid sports analysis. That was very good.
- 25:48Speaker 3: I'm trying to get into it.
- 25:52Speaker 5: No, you are 100% right. Cowboys fans might be the
- 25:55Speaker 5: worst fans of all time. Cowboys fans, they're the worst
- 25:58Speaker 5: fans of all time, honestly. Like, I'm trying to think
- 26:03Speaker 5: of a fan that might be worse. Maybe the Yankee.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Fans might be worse than that.
- 26:07Speaker 1: But the Yankees have been good. They have been good.
- 26:09Speaker 2: They have been good, but miserable nonetheless.
- 26:12Speaker 1: They might be miserable, and they might be, like, unrealistic
- 26:15Speaker 1: about how much they want, you know, new managers or, like,
- 26:18Speaker 1: fire everybody or pay this much for players. But, like,
- 26:22Speaker 1: they actually win sometimes, you know? That's just true. We're
- 26:27Speaker 1: talking about a team that hasn't been to the conference
- 26:29Speaker 1: championship in 30 years. At some point, it's actual delusion.
- 26:34Speaker 1: And I actually don't think they're the worst. I think
- 26:40Speaker 1: they are the most delusional. They're certainly the most delusional.
- 26:43Speaker 1: That's without question. I don't know who the worst sports
- 26:45Speaker 1: fans are, actually.
- 26:49Speaker 5: Every time I see that star on a TV, it
- 26:52Speaker 5: just boils my blood.
- 26:53Speaker 1: One of my friends posted this. Hold on. I have
- 26:56Speaker 1: to pull it up. Shout out to EJ. He posted this.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 27:02Speaker 1: It's the best. It's one of his threads. Another Cowboys game.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Another week of me understanding how women feel when men
- 27:10Speaker 1: embarrass them in public. It's so accurate because why are
- 27:20Speaker 1: y'all acting like this? Like we went over this at home.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Stop doing this. They're so embarrassing. Oh, man. All right.
- 27:30Speaker 1: What's our would you rather today?
- 27:31Speaker 3: All right.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Personally, would you rather have your spouse cheat on you
- 27:38Speaker 4: with your parent or your sibling?
- 27:43Speaker 1: Oh, that's the whole would you rather? Yes. Oh, my God.
- 27:47Speaker 1: You have.
- 27:48Speaker 3: It's so bad. You got to pick one, though.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Ew.
- 27:53Speaker 2: I know.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Sibling.
- 27:53Speaker 3: This happens, though.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Sibling.
- 27:56Speaker 3: I'm going parent. It's going to be one and done.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 28:00Speaker 1: What do you mean? I don't. Like, it won't last long.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Whether it's one and done or ongoing, it's still as bad.
- 28:05Speaker 3: I know, but.
- 28:07Speaker 1: No, I can't lose my parent. I have enough siblings.
- 28:11Speaker 1: I can spare one. You can spare. I can spare.
- 28:15Speaker 1: I can spare a loss at sibling. I can't lose
- 28:17Speaker 1: my mom. I already don't have a father. I can
- 28:24Speaker 1: spare a sister. I have a few of those. It's
- 28:31Speaker 1: definitely a sibling. I can't lose. I can't lose my parent.
- 28:35Speaker 1: I only got one. No way. What are you doing?
- 28:42Speaker 3: Which one?
- 28:44Speaker 2: I mean, I guess the sister, I guess.
- 28:47Speaker 3: The sibling too?
- 28:47Speaker 2: I feel like that's like the ultimate. That's like the
- 28:52Speaker 2: ultimate sin.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
- 28:55Speaker 5: That's the ultimate sin. If I got to pick, I
- 28:58Speaker 5: go with the sister, I guess. I go with the
- 29:00Speaker 5: sister and try to play.
- 29:02Speaker 2: Dumb as hell.
- 29:04Speaker 3: What if you were on the other side of it, though? Like,
- 29:07Speaker 3: gunned ahead.
- 29:08Speaker 1: You got to... I got to pick?
- 29:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:13Speaker 3: But you have to do it.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Oh, I have to do it? I'm still going, sibling.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Parent is crazy. But I will say, though, I have...
- 29:25Speaker 1: Play with me too much?
- 29:29Speaker 3: You're going to get their daddy.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Don't make me make you my stepson. You're going to
- 29:36Speaker 1: be mad about it. Okay. Or, your son.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Okay.
- 29:41Speaker 1: So don't play with me because the YNs are out here.
- 29:44Speaker 1: Don't play with me. I mean, I wouldn't do it,
- 29:46Speaker 1: but I could.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Y'all are toxic. Whoever's writing these. Y'all been doing some shit.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
- 29:56Speaker 3: If I was on the other side?
- 29:58Speaker 1: No, if you are the original question. Like, what would
- 30:01Speaker 1: you rather? I might go.
- 30:05Speaker 3: See, my first thought was like.
- 30:08Speaker 1: But you said it. We got to back up because
- 30:10Speaker 1: you said it like you would stay.
- 30:14Speaker 4: Would you like, would you rather have your spouse? So like,
- 30:16Speaker 4: would I rather have my spouse cheat on me with
- 30:19Speaker 4: my mom?
- 30:21Speaker 1: Right. Or your sibling. But you said it like you
- 30:23Speaker 1: would stay because you were like, oh, it only would
- 30:26Speaker 1: be one time.
- 30:27Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not saying absolutely not.
- 30:30Speaker 4: But like the vision, see, this is the diabolical question
- 30:35Speaker 4: now that I'm actually thinking about it.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it's horrible.
- 30:37Speaker 2: This is awful. This is awful.
- 30:38Speaker 3: It's horrible. It's a lose-lose.
- 30:40Speaker 1: But also, it is a lose-lose, but at least like
- 30:42Speaker 1: your sister is like your sister. It's not your mother. Haley,
- 30:50Speaker 1: you're thinking about this too much. The answer is sibling.
- 30:55Speaker 1: There's only one. It's a horrible question, but there's only
- 30:57Speaker 1: one answer, and it's sibling. It's sibling.
- 30:59Speaker 3: It's sibling. Sibling ought to go.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Exactly. They're expendable. I love my brothers and sisters, but
- 31:07Speaker 1: they're expendable. Anyways. All right. Well, good hanging with you guys.
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