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WKND Rewind: Never trust a horse. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 3: Rich, today's national what?
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Speaker 4: National Kale Day.
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Speaker 5: Yum.
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Speaker 6: I like kale in my soups.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, kale's good. Nobody likes kale.
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Speaker 7: If kale is done right, kale is good justice for kale.
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Speaker 4: You say that you like it, but I think you
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Speaker 4: just like it because it's good for you. It is
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Speaker 4: National Coffee with a Cop Day, and it is National
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Speaker 4: Random Acts of Poetry Day. Okay, I'll go first. John
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Speaker 4: Jay and Rich are on this morning. Our radio show
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Speaker 4: comes with an immaturity warning. There you go.
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Speaker 3: That's poetry?
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Speaker 5: I thought you were going to do like Roses of Red.
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Speaker 5: That's all I got. I just walked in on something
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Speaker 5: right before we started, and I thought it was really
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Speaker 5: cool and really interesting. Do you guys remember when Noah
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Speaker 5: was on The Price is Right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I do. I'm so jelly.
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Speaker 5: Noah, who's behind the scenes, was on The Price is Right.
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Speaker 5: Here's a scene, a clip from that. Noah Lashley, come
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Speaker 5: on down.
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Speaker 3: So that was a while ago.
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Speaker 5: Noah, Noah, can you come in? Noah, could you please
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Speaker 5: come on down?
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Speaker 4: Come on down.
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Speaker 5: Could you please come in and come out of your studio,
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Speaker 5: come into our studio? Noah Lashley, come on down.
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Speaker 6: Oh, yay. I know that's exactly how you ran on down.
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Speaker 4: He runs like he's stepping over pixels.
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Speaker 5: So, Noah Lashley, our audio major, was on The Price
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Speaker 5: is Right. How long ago was that, Noah?
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Speaker 4: That was a year ago this week.
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 8: Already?
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Speaker 9: Really?
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Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 5: I walked in on him because he was, what was
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Speaker 5: the prize? He won prizes, and now they're coming in.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I won a three-night contest. four-day trip to Austin,
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Speaker 10: Texas to Carter Creek Winery and Resorts.
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Speaker 4: Make sure you get the proper vacation time before you
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Speaker 4: go there, please.
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Speaker 10: Thank you. I won a driftboard hybrid scooter.
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Speaker 3: I won a computer.
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Speaker 5: And I won a 3D printer. Okay, so I walked
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Speaker 5: back in there and he had this huge calendar spread.
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Speaker 5: And I go, what are you doing? He goes, I'm
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Speaker 5: planning my trip to New York. I go, New York?
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Speaker 5: But you just said Austin.
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Speaker 10: I emailed the travel agent back because we were going
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Speaker 10: over all kinds of random stuff for the trip. And
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Speaker 10: I had accounted to take an entire week for my Austin,
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Speaker 10: Texas trip. My mom was going to be my plus one.
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Speaker 10: We were going to take the whole family. She was
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Speaker 10: going to pay to add my dad. I was going
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Speaker 10: to bring Lenora. It was going to be this whole thing.
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Speaker 10: And then one by one, everybody had plans. Everybody canceled.
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Speaker 10: And I wasn't going to plan out. But I had
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Speaker 10: already allotted for this entire week with the travel agent.
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Speaker 10: So I had asked, and I had kind of coerced,
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Speaker 10: if you will, the possibility of making this two trips
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Speaker 10: in one and seeing if I can get the Price
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Speaker 10: is Right's dime to pay for it.
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Speaker 5: Interesting, right?
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Speaker 4: So both, two cities.
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Speaker 5: Like he didn't get the showcase showdown.
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Speaker 11: No.
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Speaker 5: This is against Price is Right regulations.
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Speaker 1: This is me doing what I do.
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Speaker 7: How did you finagle a trip to Austin into a
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Speaker 7: trip to New York and Austin?
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Speaker 10: Instead of a round trip ticket, which is what I
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Speaker 10: was told all would be happening when I sat down
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Speaker 10: with the people at The Price is Right to go
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Speaker 10: over my prizes. I asked if we could switch it
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Speaker 10: to one-way tickets. And they crunched some numbers and said
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Speaker 10: that they would be willing to make an exception.
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Speaker 4: So you have no way home.
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Speaker 12: Exactly.
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Speaker 9: Yes.
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Speaker 10: They are going to pay for Phoenix to Austin and
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Speaker 10: then Austin to New York. And then I just have
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Speaker 10: to get my own flight back. from New York back
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Speaker 10: to Phoenix.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that's not too bad.
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Speaker 10: And it turns out the week that I'm planning on
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Speaker 10: going is a really cheap week.
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Speaker 4: You're flying out of Newark, New Jersey?
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Speaker 3: JFK.
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Speaker 4: Oh, JFK, yeah.
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Speaker 6: So what, they pay for your hotel in Austin and
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Speaker 6: then you have to figure out like you're lodging for
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Speaker 6: New York?
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Speaker 11: Yep.
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Speaker 10: So they're paying for the entire Austin hotel and for
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Speaker 10: the plane rides for me and my plus one, which
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Speaker 10: is my friend Shelby. She's really into wineries now. So
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Speaker 10: Perfect timing for that. And then she loves being my
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Speaker 10: New York bestie, so we kind of combined both. We
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Speaker 10: found a cheap hotel and a cheap flight home.
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Speaker 3: There's more.
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Speaker 5: What about the scooter?
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 10: And then, as I'm dealing with that, this was all
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Speaker 10: happening yesterday and this morning. Emails, all kinds of stuff.
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Speaker 10: Different people. I find out from the Price is Right
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Speaker 10: Prize Fulfillment Center that the company that provides the scooter
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Speaker 10: is being uncooperative.
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Speaker 14: And so.
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Speaker 10: They have offered me a cash-out option, and they're going
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Speaker 10: to mail me a check for $ 2, 000.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 7: An expensive scooter. That pays for New York, baby.
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Speaker 1: There we go.
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Speaker 3: Dude, that is incredible.
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Speaker 4: Let me ask you a question about your travels and
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Speaker 4: the things that you do and all that stuff. How
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Speaker 4: do you have more vacation time than John?
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Speaker 5: This is 2027.
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Speaker 3: This is 2027. This is not happening this year.
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Speaker 6: Rich is really worried that we were about to lose Noah.
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Speaker 1: I got a time card.
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Speaker 15: Here, Noah.
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Speaker 7: Don't rain on his parade.
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Speaker 1: 2027 from HR.
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Speaker 3: Who cares?
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Speaker 5: I think that's exciting, Noah.
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Speaker 3: That is awesome.
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Speaker 5: That is wild that you made it on the game show.
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Speaker 3: That's crazy. You got these prizes.
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Speaker 5: I love that.
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Speaker 3: Hey, man, sorry.
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Speaker 5: The prize place is being uncooperative.
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Speaker 3: You got to get stuff signed before you.
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Speaker 7: They forget they told the prizes, right?
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Speaker 6: They would supply a scooter?
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Speaker 5: Maybe when they saw Noah was the winner, like, no,
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Speaker 5: we don't think so.
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Speaker 3: Guys, there's more.
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Speaker 4: There's more?
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Speaker 16: What?
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Speaker 10: So the same thing, kind of the same thing happened
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Speaker 10: with the fulfillment team for my computer. The distributor of
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Speaker 10: the computer does not make that model anymore. And so
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Speaker 10: the store, which is like an electronic store out of Chicago,
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Speaker 10: reached out to me. They gave me a call, some
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Speaker 10: guy named Steve. And Steve told me that it's his
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Speaker 10: store and he participates with The Price is Right and
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Speaker 10: he gives away things all the time. And so I
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Speaker 10: could pick out pretty much anything from his catalog and
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Speaker 10: he'll give me a credit for it. So I decided
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Speaker 10: earlier this week to buy a nice speaker and receiver
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Speaker 10: set for my bedroom TV. Because I have one in
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Speaker 10: my living room and now I'm spoiled and I can't
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Speaker 10: handle the way normal TV speaker sounds. So I'm like,
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Speaker 10: I need a speaker and I have one. I've had
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Speaker 10: one for years but... It was a hand-me-down, but that's
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Speaker 10: from my living room TV. Now that I have two
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Speaker 10: TVs because I have a living room and a bedroom
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Speaker 10: in my apartment, I'm like, ah.
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Speaker 5: You got to tell the lady who won the Showcase Showdown.
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Speaker 3: Be like, burn!
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Speaker 4: Wait about the printer. Didn't you sell the printer?
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Speaker 3: He threw in what?
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Speaker 5: He threw in a Polaroid camera.
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Speaker 3: A Polaroid camera? Bring it in!
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Speaker 5: The way I see it, I got more than the
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Speaker 5: lady who won the showcase.
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Speaker 4: You sure did. Didn't you sell the printer?
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Speaker 3: You turned prices right.
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Speaker 5: I got $ 1, 700 out of the printer.
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Speaker 14: $ 1, 700 for the printer.
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Speaker 5: Noah Lashley!
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Speaker 6: Come on down!
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Speaker 3: Did you eat the helmet, though? Remember the helmet didn't fit?
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Speaker 10: The helmet was also unable to be fulfilled, and they
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Speaker 10: are mailing me a check for $ 40.
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Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 4: How does the show stay in business?
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Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 4: It's almost like, who runs.
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Speaker 11: It, us?
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Speaker 3: I never got my prize! Way to go, Noah. Way
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Speaker 3: to go.
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Speaker 5: Well, congratulations. Hey, dummy, if you.
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Speaker 1: Get free roses, it's a trap.
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Speaker 2: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
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Speaker 2: and Rich.
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Speaker 5: All right, let's get ready for War of the Roses.
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Speaker 5: You think so much of Cheat 90, so you come
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Speaker 5: to us. We're going to find out for sure.
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Mel. How are you?
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Speaker 13: I'm doing all right.
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: What's your story? What's going on?
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Speaker 13: We've been together for about two years and engaged for
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Speaker 13: a couple months now. He's been really weird with me lately.
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Speaker 13: He came home.
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Speaker 16: At 3 a.m.
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Speaker 15: The other night.
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Speaker 13: And he's working nonstop because apparently he's busy for the
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Speaker 13: holidays and he barely communicates when he goes out. And
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Speaker 13: I know when this man's lying to me because he
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Speaker 13: does this lip thing, like that's kind of quivering whenever
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Speaker 13: he lies. And the last time, actually the last three times,
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Speaker 13: I actually called him at work. And the first time
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Speaker 13: he wasn't there. Second time he wasn't there either. And
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Speaker 13: third time I finally asked the girl. when he was
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Speaker 13: supposed to come in and she goes, well, he doesn't
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Speaker 13: work here anymore.
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Speaker 16: And I'm like, excuse me.
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Speaker 13: She tells me this mother hasn't been working there for
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Speaker 13: six months.
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Speaker 10: So for six.
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Speaker 17: Months, he's been getting dressed, leaving.
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Speaker 13: The house, pretending like he has a job that he
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Speaker 13: doesn't go to. So I, there's definitely another woman and yeah, I,
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Speaker 13: I'm sure of it.
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Speaker 7: Is there any other behavior that you can like pinpoint
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Speaker 7: and that leads you straight to cheating?
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Speaker 3: Cause like, I could see.
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Speaker 7: Him doing that because he's embarrassed. He lost maybe he
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Speaker 7: lost his job or he got fired and doesn't want
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Speaker 7: to like fess.
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Speaker 12: Up to you.
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Speaker 17: No, just the fact that he he.
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Speaker 13: Barely communicates now. He we don't really like have sex anymore.
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Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, that's a big deal.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: He might he might just be waiting for you to
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Speaker 4: bust him to call off the engagement, you know. He
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Speaker 4: might be one of those wusses. How about paying the
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Speaker 4: bills and stuff?
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Speaker 5: If he doesn't work there in six months, have you
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Speaker 5: seen his checking account or how are you paying the bills?
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Speaker 5: Is he helping?
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Speaker 15: I haven't seen his checking.
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Speaker 16: He has been.
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Speaker 6: Okay, interesting.
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Speaker 15: So that's why I'm so confused.
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Speaker 5: So maybe he's got another job and you don't know
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Speaker 5: about it. Maybe he's got a side hustle.
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Speaker 7: Maybe it's an embarrassing job.
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Speaker 5: Selling feet pictures on the side, doesn't want you to know.
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Speaker 6: I'm like, but still, regardless, like, going to the length to, like,
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Speaker 6: get dressed up to go to work and, like, hug
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Speaker 6: and kiss your girl bye and then walk out and
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Speaker 6: not go to your job is, like, pretty crazy.
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Speaker 7: Or, like, if you did get a new job and
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Speaker 7: not tell you about it, like, also very strange behavior.
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Speaker 6: Like, it's weird regardless.
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Speaker 4: What job has you coming home at 3 a.m.? Bartender.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, bartender.
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Speaker 5: Mobile DJ. Yeah, there you go. Mobile DJ service.
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Speaker 14: Maybe that's what he's doing.
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Speaker 4: Listen, I don't work in finance anymore, but I do
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Speaker 4: spin the hits.
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Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 3: All right, what's your fiance's name, Mel?
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Speaker 12: Jaden.
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Speaker 5: All right, we're going to get Jaden on the phone.
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Speaker 5: We're going to find out what's going on. Who is
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Speaker 5: he going to send flowers to?
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Speaker 3: This is.
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Speaker 5: gripping, you guys.
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Speaker 3: Gripping. Griping.
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Speaker 5: All right, War of the Roses continues next for John
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Speaker 5: Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 2: We are like a whole vibe.
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Speaker 3: We are in the middle of War of the Roses.
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Speaker 3: You got Mel on the line.
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Speaker 5: She thinks her fiance is cheating on her, and she's
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Speaker 5: got quite a few reasons why. First of all, she
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Speaker 5: just found out he's been lying about his job. He
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Speaker 5: got fired six months ago, but he still gets dressed
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Speaker 5: every day to go to work. That's a big one.
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Speaker 5: Second of all, they don't get intimate anymore. Anything else, Mel?
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Speaker 3: I mean, those are two big ones.
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Speaker 13: Those are the main ones.
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Speaker 3: Those are the main ones.
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Speaker 18: Okay.
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Speaker 12: All right.
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Speaker 3: Kyle, you ready to go?
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Speaker 4: I'm ready.
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Speaker 3: All right, Mel. We are calling your fiance, Jaden.
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Speaker 5: Hello?
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Speaker 6: Hi.
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Speaker 7: Is Jaden available?
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Speaker 3: Speaking.
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Speaker 9: Oh, perfect.
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Speaker 7: So hi, Jaden. My name is Holly. I'm with a company.
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Speaker 7: We're called JNR Flowers. This is a really cool call
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Speaker 7: for you. I know you're probably like, what the heck
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Speaker 7: is going on here? But you've actually been chosen to
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Speaker 7: be a micro influencer for us. So what this means
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Speaker 7: for you is you get to send our most romantic
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Speaker 7: bouquet of roses to surprise someone special in your life.
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Speaker 7: And it's totally free for.
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Speaker 14: You, Jaden.
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Speaker 7: We're just kind of hoping that maybe you post about us,
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Speaker 7: get the word out, tell everyone how great JNR Flowers is.
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Speaker 3: Ah, that's cool.
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Speaker 12: So I could be like the TikTokers and Instagram and
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Speaker 12: all of that and grow up my page?
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: And well, because you're going to do that for us,
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Speaker 7: we can just say this is going to be totally
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Speaker 7: free for you. I'm not going to ask you for
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Speaker 7: a credit card or any other personal information. We do
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Speaker 7: like to send out a little message with the bouquet.
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Speaker 7: And this, we really just want to be personal. So
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Speaker 7: we actually have some new technology where we actually... we
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Speaker 7: go ahead and record a voice memo from you. And
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Speaker 7: instead of like a written out card, whoever is going
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Speaker 7: to receive this gift will actually hear your message. So, um,
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Speaker 7: whenever you're ready, that's really the only thing that I'll
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Speaker 7: need from you. You just say the message you want
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Speaker 7: to say, and then we'll go like, you know, name
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Speaker 7: and address and get them sent out probably as early
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Speaker 7: as today.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 12: That's pretty cool.
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Speaker 3: Sweet.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 3: Let's do it.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 7: So we are recording right now at the tone. Please
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Speaker 7: record your message.
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Speaker 12: I really do appreciate everything. I mean, everything you do
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Speaker 12: for me.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 7: Do you want to add like a love Jaden sincerely or?
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Speaker 4: Oh, um, yeah.
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Speaker 11: I mean, it's well, no, no, that's, that's, that's fine
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Speaker 11: as it is.
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Speaker 12: Okay.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Perfect.
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Speaker 7: I like you leaving a little mystery.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 7: Uh, and then who are we addressing this? Who are
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Speaker 7: we sending these flowers to?
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Speaker 12: Alexia.
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Speaker 3: Alexia.
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Speaker 19: Who's Alexia Jaden?
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Speaker 11: Uh, Ah, just someone really cool, that's all.
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Speaker 19: Who are you sending roses to?
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Speaker 5: Who's Alexia?
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Speaker 12: Sorry, who?
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Speaker 11: What?
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Speaker 14: Hello?
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Speaker 11: Jaden, it's me.
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Speaker 13: It's Mel.
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Speaker 12: Mel?
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Speaker 9: What?
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Speaker 4: Are you f * * * ing kidding me?
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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 20: What?
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Speaker 12: What the f * * *?
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Speaker 13: It's the only way I can get answers out of you.
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Speaker 21: Who's Alexia?
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Speaker 12: Uh... I'm so confused.
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Speaker 3: Mel, what is this?
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Speaker 4: Why are you here?
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Speaker 11: What's going on?
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Speaker 13: I'm sitting here listening to my fiance saying another bitch
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Speaker 13: flowers while you've been lying to my face for months.
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Speaker 14: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 5: What the f * * * is this, Mel?
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Speaker 15: What's going on here?
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Speaker 3: Who's Alexia?
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Speaker 15: Who's Alexia?
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Speaker 1: Nobody.
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Speaker 12: What are you talking about?
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Speaker 15: I'm so confused right now.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 13: I feel like I've heard that name before, but I.
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Speaker 19: That's your manager.
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Speaker 15: That's your manager.
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Speaker 19: That's your old manager.
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Speaker 13: What?
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Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 19: Alexis, you're all managers.
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Speaker 15: You're all managers.
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Speaker 9: You're crazy.
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Speaker 15: I don't know.
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Speaker 12: Huh?
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Speaker 15: I know you're not working.
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Speaker 13: I know you haven't been working for a good handful
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Speaker 13: of months.
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Speaker 3: You got fired from being a manager.
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 15: How the fuck?
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Speaker 13: You didn't have to tell me anything. I called your job.
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Speaker 19: You haven't worked there in six months.
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Speaker 5: No, this is not right.
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Speaker 11: This is not right.
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Speaker 16: This is not right.
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Speaker 3: You're not right about it.
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Speaker 12: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> Wait, you.
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Speaker 5: Called my job?
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 11: Huh?
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Speaker 19: Well, that's the thing.
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Speaker 15: It's not your job.
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Speaker 13: You've been lying about going to your job.
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Speaker 4: I'm telling you, like, why are you, like, like, why
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Speaker 4: are you, like, stalking, like, going around and, like, calling everybody.
14:13
Speaker 3: Asking where I'm at?
14:14
Speaker 15: Because you've been putting work clothes on and leaving the
14:17
Speaker 15: house every day like you're going to work.
14:19
Speaker 21: So where are you going?
14:21
Speaker 16: Are you going to her house? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:25
Speaker 12: What?
14:26
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:33
Speaker 1: Don't say that.
14:34
Speaker 6: We were having a nice date.
14:36
Speaker 4: We are, we are.
14:37
Speaker 6: Why does it matter? No, we were having a nice date.
14:41
Speaker 7: We are, we are.
14:42
Speaker 11: We are.
14:43
Speaker 17: Right now it looks like you're f * * *
14:44
Speaker 17: ing your manager.
14:45
Speaker 13: You got fired for it.
14:46
Speaker 15: You kept f * * * ing her and you.
14:48
Speaker 13: Came home to me pretending like you had a long
14:49
Speaker 13: day at work.
14:50
Speaker 22: Look, I didn't just get fired because of that, but
14:52
Speaker 22: it's just like.
14:53
Speaker 19: Oh, it's just because of that.
14:57
Speaker 4: Oh, God.
14:58
Speaker 12: That's not.
14:59
Speaker 13: I'm not trying to say that.
15:01
Speaker 18: That's not what I meant.
15:03
Speaker 3: You f * * * ed her while.
15:03
Speaker 17: We were engaged, too.
15:05
Speaker 13: I wonder if it was before.
15:06
Speaker 6: Okay, okay.
15:08
Speaker 16: It started before.
15:09
Speaker 15: It started before.
15:10
Speaker 12: It started before.
15:14
Speaker 17: Was it before you got fired or before you put a.
15:18
Speaker 15: Ring on my finger?
15:19
Speaker 5: Can you just.
15:20
Speaker 12: Give me a second and let me f * * *
15:21
Speaker 12: ing explain.
15:21
Speaker 3: Please? Like, please?
15:23
Speaker 12: Explain what?
15:24
Speaker 13: You lost your job because you couldn't keep your d * * *
15:26
Speaker 13: out of your manager and then spent six months playing.
15:29
Speaker 18: F * * * ing.
15:30
Speaker 13: Dress-up every morning so you could go see her.
15:32
Speaker 12: I wasn't going over there every morning.
15:35
Speaker 3: I wasn't going over there.
15:36
Speaker 6: No.
15:38
Speaker 3: Oh, perfect.
15:38
Speaker 13: So sometimes you were fake unemployed somewhere else.
15:41
Speaker 16: Thank God.
15:41
Speaker 12: I feel so much better.
15:43
Speaker 3: You know what?
15:43
Speaker 15: F * * * this. I'm not going to do
15:44
Speaker 15: this with you.
15:45
Speaker 12: I'm done. You're not doing shit with me anymore.
15:48
Speaker 13: Go send Alexi another fucking bouquet and ask if she's hiring.
15:52
Speaker 5: A lot of bleeps on this War of the Roses. Jaden,
15:55
Speaker 5: you're on the air, John Jay and Rich. So Mel
15:58
Speaker 5: thought you were cheating. See who you send the flowers to.
16:00
Speaker 5: And she was right. So, Mel, how do you feel?
16:04
Speaker 16: I knew it.
16:05
Speaker 19: I knew it.
16:06
Speaker 13: I didn't know to what length. Yeah.
16:09
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
16:10
Speaker 12: It's a lot.
16:10
Speaker 15: It's a lot in the morning.
16:12
Speaker 4: I don't know how he was thinking she wasn't going
16:14
Speaker 4: to get caught eventually.
16:15
Speaker 12: Well, right.
16:16
Speaker 6: And he was just like tripping over his own words.
16:18
Speaker 4: I was like, how did you know?
16:19
Speaker 17: What?
16:20
Speaker 4: How did you know? I didn't know that didn't happen.
16:22
Speaker 7: I just think like at the very least, like you're
16:25
Speaker 7: finding this out now before you did actually marry him
16:28
Speaker 7: and walk down the aisle.
16:29
Speaker 14: Yeah.
16:31
Speaker 3: Jaden, you're silent. You don't understand. You're on the radio.
16:34
Speaker 6: Off.
16:35
Speaker 9: Whoa.
16:36
Speaker 3: Okay.
16:36
Speaker 4: He sounds nice.
16:37
Speaker 5: That's War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich.
16:41
Speaker 3: Hello, Karen.
16:42
Speaker 13: Hey.
16:43
Speaker 14: Hey.
16:43
Speaker 3: What's going on?
16:45
Speaker 15: So I need some advice.
16:47
Speaker 3: Okay.
16:48
Speaker 6: Okay.
16:49
Speaker 15: So funny story. My aunt died, but that's not the
16:53
Speaker 15: funny part.
16:53
Speaker 23: That's usually said it was funny.
16:56
Speaker 15: So my aunt died, and she rode horses with her friends,
17:03
Speaker 15: and it was her wish that that her ashes would
17:06
Speaker 15: be spread off of horseback in the pasture that they
17:09
Speaker 15: used to ride in together, which is a really great,
17:12
Speaker 15: majestic thought. But as a horseman and a photographer for
17:19
Speaker 15: 25-plus years, it's kind of like when someone comes to
17:22
Speaker 15: you and says, I want a photo shoot done with
17:25
Speaker 15: me in my wedding gown. It's not a good idea.
17:29
Speaker 15: It's a you-know-what show waiting to happen.
17:33
Speaker 12: So.
17:35
Speaker 15: I kind of figured this was going to happen until
17:38
Speaker 15: I got my phone ready to video this because I
17:42
Speaker 15: was not going to miss it. And it was also
17:44
Speaker 15: a chance for me to say I was right. So
17:46
Speaker 15: I wanted to make sure that.
17:47
Speaker 6: Was on video.
17:47
Speaker 4: But what do you think is going to go wrong?
17:48
Speaker 4: A wind gust or something like that?
17:50
Speaker 15: Anything like anything from a plastic bag in the background
17:56
Speaker 15: moving to a squirrel fart to any possible movement at
18:02
Speaker 15: all that could... disrupt this horse's thought pattern as being
18:07
Speaker 15: a decent animal. So especially when the woman gets on
18:12
Speaker 15: the horse and right when she's getting on the horse,
18:13
Speaker 15: she says to me, I just got this horse two
18:16
Speaker 15: weeks ago and this is only my fifth time riding.
18:18
Speaker 15: Hold on, let me press record. Let me make sure
18:22
Speaker 15: I have this on record. And long story short, it
18:25
Speaker 15: happened the way exactly the way that I thought it
18:27
Speaker 15: was going to happen. Um, The bag of ashes or
18:31
Speaker 15: whatever touched the horse wrong, and it kind of saw
18:33
Speaker 15: it out of the corner of its eye, and it
18:35
Speaker 15: started bucking, and the lady fell off.
18:38
Speaker 12: Oh, no.
18:39
Speaker 7: Is she okay?
18:40
Speaker 9: She's fine.
18:40
Speaker 17: Okay.
18:41
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's totally fine. She's totally fine. So my question is,
18:45
Speaker 15: I really, really want to post it.
18:47
Speaker 12: Yes.
18:47
Speaker 15: Because it's hilarious.
18:48
Speaker 13: Yes.
18:49
Speaker 15: And my aunt would have thought that it was hilarious
18:52
Speaker 15: that her ashes ended up all over this... horse and
18:55
Speaker 15: that her friend was on the ground. It's funny.
18:57
Speaker 7: It's funny.
18:59
Speaker 12: It's funny.
19:00
Speaker 15: But, um, I'm not sure that the lady has that
19:05
Speaker 15: kind of sense of humor, the one that fell and
19:08
Speaker 15: she's not a huge fan of mine anyway. So I
19:13
Speaker 15: kind of want to do it in spite, but I
19:15
Speaker 15: also kind of want to be respectful a little bit.
19:19
Speaker 15: It never shows her face, never shows her face. Can't
19:22
Speaker 15: really identify her. She would know, obviously. And the people
19:25
Speaker 15: that were there would know.
19:26
Speaker 5: Well, let me ask you this. Can you give it
19:29
Speaker 5: to us and we post it?
19:30
Speaker 11: Please.
19:36
Speaker 4: Maybe.
19:37
Speaker 3: Well, what the heck?
19:37
Speaker 5: It's not like they're going to know. And then you
19:38
Speaker 5: could just repost it and be like, oh, my God.
19:41
Speaker 15: It would be much more obvious for her to get
19:46
Speaker 15: a hold of that viewing of social media and know
19:49
Speaker 15: that it's her than that. what i did that's kind
19:51
Speaker 15: of like going way bigger than just i mean.
19:53
Speaker 5: It's your aunt it's your aunt.
19:56
Speaker 7: Yeah what's her relationship darn it like with your aunt
19:58
Speaker 7: is this just like one of your aunt's friends.
20:00
Speaker 15: Or what Yes, it was a good friend of hers
20:02
Speaker 15: that she rode horseback with.
20:04
Speaker 7: I think family trumps friends.
20:06
Speaker 4: Yes.
20:07
Speaker 5: I think, you know, I also think if she told you,
20:10
Speaker 5: if she said something to you, if she said, hey,
20:12
Speaker 5: don't post it on her own.
20:14
Speaker 15: Oh, she did.
20:15
Speaker 3: Oh, damn it. Oh, no. Okay, okay, damn it.
20:18
Speaker 4: No, that was right after.
20:19
Speaker 15: But wait, wait, that was right after the incident. That
20:22
Speaker 15: was like she was still trying to catch her breath
20:24
Speaker 15: and see that she didn't break anything. Like she's like
20:28
Speaker 15: jokingly kind of like, Oh, God, don't post that on
20:31
Speaker 15: social media.
20:32
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Would your aunt think it
20:34
Speaker 4: was hilarious? Would your aunt love it?
20:36
Speaker 6: That's what she said, yeah.
20:37
Speaker 15: Well, he would, I'm pretty sure she did that.
20:41
Speaker 5: Right, that was your aunt slapping the horse's ass.
20:43
Speaker 4: So you got to do it.
20:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
20:45
Speaker 5: I think if the girl said laughingly, don't post that,
20:47
Speaker 5: you should say, hey, I've been thinking about it. I'd
20:48
Speaker 5: like to post that video. Are you cool with that?
20:50
Speaker 5: I think it'd be funny.
20:50
Speaker 3: But what if she says no? John Jane Rich, what?
20:52
Speaker 6: But what if the friend says no, you can't post it?
20:53
Speaker 5: Well, then you don't post it.
20:54
Speaker 3: How much time has passed?
20:56
Speaker 5: Then you say, John Jane Rich, I talked to them.
20:58
Speaker 5: They really want to post it. It'd be great. I'd
21:00
Speaker 5: really like to do it. I think you ask.
21:02
Speaker 15: It's been about three weeks. I've, It's been really hard
21:07
Speaker 15: to wait three weeks.
21:08
Speaker 13: Right.
21:09
Speaker 3: I know.
21:10
Speaker 15: Because, of course, I'm showing it to everybody I know.
21:12
Speaker 8: Right.
21:13
Speaker 15: And they are just on the floor rolling and laughing.
21:16
Speaker 5: No, you've got to put it up. So you have–
21:18
Speaker 5: it's like literally a shot like a movie. Like you
21:21
Speaker 5: can see it perfectly because you had it.
21:23
Speaker 15: Yeah, because I knew it was going to happen.
21:24
Speaker 5: And you're a professional photographer, so it's going.
21:26
Speaker 11: To look really good.
21:26
Speaker 12: Yeah, right.
21:27
Speaker 15: So I was on it.
21:28
Speaker 4: That's a gift.
21:30
Speaker 15: I even– like when she fell on the ground and
21:32
Speaker 15: everybody was running to her– I strategically followed the horse
21:36
Speaker 15: because then it's poetic. It's a riderless horse at that point.
21:40
Speaker 3: Very majestic. Yeah.
21:42
Speaker 15: So I was like, of course I'm going to follow
21:44
Speaker 15: the horse.
21:45
Speaker 5: Let me ask you something. You said when you were
21:46
Speaker 5: setting the story up, you said it's like being a
21:48
Speaker 5: photographer and a bride saying she wants a picture in
21:51
Speaker 5: a wedding dress. Isn't that normal? Is that something people do?
21:53
Speaker 5: Because I've seen wedding dresses.
21:55
Speaker 11: Yeah.
21:55
Speaker 3: Why is that?
21:56
Speaker 15: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's totally a thing, and it
21:59
Speaker 15: never ends well.
22:00
Speaker 11: How?
22:00
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
22:01
Speaker 14: I'm missing something.
22:02
Speaker 4: Because the horse takes off or whatever.
22:04
Speaker 3: Oh, you mean on a horse.
22:06
Speaker 13: Oh, on a horse.
22:06
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant.
22:10
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there going, I've seen.
22:11
Speaker 5: So many people get married in their wedding dresses and
22:13
Speaker 5: it looks fine to me.
22:15
Speaker 3: You met on a horse on a wedding.
22:17
Speaker 7: I feel like this has sparked like an idea. I
22:20
Speaker 7: want to hear like, what are you holding on to
22:22
Speaker 7: that you've been asked not to post? Because I have something.
22:24
Speaker 7: What should you never do on a horse? And I
22:25
Speaker 7: know us as a show, we've got something.
22:27
Speaker 3: What?
22:27
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we got something.
22:29
Speaker 7: We have something.
22:30
Speaker 3: What do you got?
22:31
Speaker 7: So I was on a girl's trip last year and
22:33
Speaker 7: we were all filming a TikTok together and one of
22:36
Speaker 7: my friends literally completely ate it And she would not
22:39
Speaker 7: let me post it, but it was so hilarious.
22:41
Speaker 6: We were all laughing, and I'm like, no one's going
22:43
Speaker 6: to know who you are.
22:46
Speaker 15: If someone doesn't die, if someone does not die, then
22:49
Speaker 15: what's the big deal?
22:50
Speaker 7: And it wasn't incriminating. It didn't make her look bad.
22:54
Speaker 7: It was just funny.
22:55
Speaker 5: Okay, about five years ago, I was at a wedding,
22:57
Speaker 5: and it was an outside wedding, and when they introduced
22:59
Speaker 5: the bride and groom after they got married, they were
23:00
Speaker 5: holding hands, they walked into a beautiful backyard, and the
23:03
Speaker 5: bride tripped and fell. And I had it on my phone.
23:06
Speaker 7: And they said, don't post it.
23:07
Speaker 3: And she immediately walked in. Do not post that.
23:09
Speaker 4: That's a gift.
23:10
Speaker 5: It's been five years now.
23:12
Speaker 3: Can I post it?
23:13
Speaker 24: It is such a gift.
23:14
Speaker 4: The fact that we have Karen, who is a photographer.
23:16
Speaker 5: A photographer.
23:17
Speaker 4: And knew that this was going to go down. We
23:19
Speaker 4: need that. And we need to put like, you know,
23:21
Speaker 4: maybe place some Old Town Road behind.
23:23
Speaker 7: Yeah, we got to see it.
23:24
Speaker 15: You know what I put to it? I put to it, regrets.
23:28
Speaker 15: I've had a few.
23:32
Speaker 3: If you post your video, I'll post my video.
23:37
Speaker 7: It's tempting.
23:38
Speaker 3: Okay.
23:38
Speaker 15: Oh, it's so tempting. It's so tempting.
23:41
Speaker 17: All right.
23:42
Speaker 5: Thanks for calling in, Karen. Send us the video.
23:45
Speaker 9: Okay.
23:45
Speaker 5: And we promise we won't.
23:46
Speaker 3: Just let us see it. Okay.
23:47
Speaker 14: Thanks, Karen.
23:49
Speaker 20: We just want to hear from you, and I don't
23:51
Speaker 20: think that's too much to ask, and it's really stressing
23:53
Speaker 20: me out that you're not calling.
23:55
Speaker 12: 877-937-1047.
23:55
Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich. Karen, good morning.
23:57
Speaker 3: Good morning.
24:03
Speaker 5: So Karen, just to remind everyone, because I know you're calling,
24:07
Speaker 5: you're the person that had a, you were like, I'm
24:09
Speaker 5: debating whether I should post this video or not. And
24:12
Speaker 5: it's because you're a photographer and there was a woman
24:14
Speaker 5: that wanted to spread her aunt's, your aunt's ashes, right?
24:18
Speaker 13: Yeah.
24:19
Speaker 5: On a horse. And you filmed it. And by the way,
24:22
Speaker 5: the film quality was amazing. You posted it. We reposted
24:26
Speaker 5: it on our stories. What, I guess you're calling for
24:28
Speaker 5: an update.
24:29
Speaker 3: What's the latest?
24:31
Speaker 15: Not much, except for the fact that I did have
24:33
Speaker 15: a sequel. It was my 85-year-old mother that picked up
24:38
Speaker 15: the bag of ashes that had fallen into the field.
24:41
Speaker 15: And she picked it up and she decided to spread
24:43
Speaker 15: the rest of them. And it looks like a scene from,
24:46
Speaker 15: I don't know, a mix between The Sound of Music
24:50
Speaker 15: and the scene in The Proposal.
24:52
Speaker 4: Is she dancing around with the ashes?
24:54
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's doing it.
24:57
Speaker 8: Twirling?
24:57
Speaker 12: Yes.
24:59
Speaker 15: The whole nine, and most people actually think that that's
25:02
Speaker 15: actually funnier than the original video.
25:06
Speaker 5: So how did the video, because you did post it,
25:09
Speaker 5: how did the original video do as far as likes
25:11
Speaker 5: and views go?
25:12
Speaker 15: Oh, I think it's viral.
25:13
Speaker 16: I think there's... Oh, gosh.
25:15
Speaker 15: I think it was like 200 and something thousand.
25:18
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just pulled it up. There's 218,000 views and
25:22
Speaker 6: almost 11,000 likes and 5,000 shares. I don't know, Karen.
25:26
Speaker 4: If I'm your aunt, I would love that my ashes
25:29
Speaker 4: did so much comedy for people.
25:31
Speaker 15: Oh, for sure. And generally, like most of the comments, are,
25:36
Speaker 15: you know, like, I'm sorry for your loss, but that's
25:39
Speaker 15: really super funny. Like, I mean, people at least have
25:42
Speaker 15: a sense of humor about it.
25:44
Speaker 13: You know?
25:44
Speaker 7: Yeah, which is what you said your aunt would have wanted.
25:46
Speaker 15: Oh, she probably did it. Like, she had a hand in.
25:51
Speaker 6: It for sure. Oh my gosh, the comments are hilarious.
25:53
Speaker 15: Like what?
25:56
Speaker 6: Like, the horse is like, if you miss her so much,
25:59
Speaker 6: go be with her. The horse was like, there's a
26:02
Speaker 6: ghost chasing me.
26:04
Speaker 4: Yeah.
26:06
Speaker 3: Do you have the second part of the video that
26:07
Speaker 3: you talked about with your mom where she's spreading the rest?
26:10
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's up on there as well.
26:12
Speaker 5: Oh, it is?
26:12
Speaker 15: You know, the funny thing is that I have another
26:14
Speaker 15: video up there. It's a tearjerker one, but it's of
26:17
Speaker 15: her as well. For some reason, TikTok loves my mother.
26:22
Speaker 15: But anyway, it was with her being reunited with her
26:25
Speaker 15: horse and It's gone two point something million.
26:28
Speaker 5: Wow.
26:29
Speaker 12: Wow. Yeah.
26:30
Speaker 5: We're going to repost. We're going to repost both of
26:32
Speaker 5: them on our stories.
26:33
Speaker 3: Okay.
26:34
Speaker 17: Oh, that's awesome.
26:34
Speaker 8: That's awesome.
26:35
Speaker 9: Yeah.
26:35
Speaker 15: They love her.
26:36
Speaker 3: All right, Karen.
26:37
Speaker 5: Thanks for calling in for the update.
26:39
Speaker 15: No problem. You guys have a great day.
26:41
Speaker 5: If you want to see the horse that bucked the
26:44
Speaker 5: woman off as she was spreading ashes, it's hilarious. It's
26:48
Speaker 5: going to be in our stories with all the other
26:50
Speaker 5: ones that John Jane Rich. On Instagram.
26:52
Speaker 9: Oh, cool.
26:53
Speaker 1: Your scanner stopped. It's John Jay and Rich.
26:56
Speaker 5: Katie's are contested for somber tickets.
26:58
Speaker 3: Hello, Katie.
26:59
Speaker 9: Hello.
27:00
Speaker 3: Hello, Katie. Nick, what are we playing?
27:02
Speaker 2: You guys were playing a game today called Noise Machine.
27:05
Speaker 2: Big weekend in football, huh?
27:07
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
27:08
Speaker 2: The NFL week is concluding. I thought it'd be fun
27:12
Speaker 2: to play mascots. So whatever the winning teams were this weekend,
27:17
Speaker 2: I'm quizzing you with the noises of said mascots, okay?
27:21
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I wish I knew who won this.
27:23
Speaker 1: You guys, this is going to be so fun. I
27:26
Speaker 1: am really, really excited for today. We're going to start
27:28
Speaker 1: with John Jay.
27:35
Speaker 5: I want to say the Arizona Sheep, but I think
27:39
Speaker 5: it's the.
27:40
Speaker 3: What?
27:40
Speaker 5: That's a goat. Is somebody a goat? So you want
27:43
Speaker 5: the name of the mascot.
27:44
Speaker 21: The name.
27:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, Steele.
27:46
Speaker 11: It's the Rams.
27:47
Speaker 1: The Los Angeles Rams.
27:49
Speaker 3: Good job, Katie.
27:51
Speaker 1: Good job, Katie.
27:52
Speaker 3: All the board already.
27:55
Speaker 7: Well, not anymore.
27:57
Speaker 4: Just for a minute.
27:58
Speaker 1: Really just hit me in my heart there, John Jackson. Okay,
28:03
Speaker 1: moving on.
28:03
Speaker 6: Rich.
28:04
Speaker 12: Rich.
28:09
Speaker 4: Uh, the Broncos?
28:11
Speaker 5: The Horses.
28:13
Speaker 4: Oh, no, it'll be the Colts, because the Broncos didn't
28:15
Speaker 4: win the Colts.
28:17
Speaker 1: Is that your final answer, Rich?
28:18
Speaker 4: It's my final answer.
28:19
Speaker 1: We were looking for the Indianapolis Colts. Way to go.
28:24
Speaker 1: Good job.
28:25
Speaker 2: Rich has one point now.
28:28
Speaker 5: Peyton?
28:30
Speaker 6: Oh, those are the Jaguars.
28:34
Speaker 12: Steel.
28:34
Speaker 24: Tigers.
28:38
Speaker 3: You got to commit.
28:40
Speaker 6: Those are the Detroit Lions.
28:41
Speaker 1: The Detroit Lions is incorrect. We are looking for the
28:44
Speaker 1: team they lost to, the Carolina Panthers. Oh, man. The
28:47
Speaker 1: only one I didn't guess. The only cat you didn't guess.
28:51
Speaker 1: So nice try, Peyton. We'll move on now. Kyle.
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Speaker 7: That sounds like a lion.
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Speaker 3: You think that's a lion?
29:00
Speaker 7: I'm going to say the lions.
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Speaker 2: Just established the Lions lost to the Panthers. So we
29:05
Speaker 2: are looking for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Speaker 7: I didn't know they won.
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Speaker 5: You told me there's Panthers and Jaguars?
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Speaker 3: And Lions, yeah.
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Speaker 1: There's all kinds of big cats in the NFL.
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Speaker 5: They need to change that.
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Speaker 4: A lot of cats.
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Speaker 5: That's confused.
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Speaker 3: Never going to work.
29:18
Speaker 7: Too many kitty cats.
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Speaker 16: All right.
29:21
Speaker 1: A lot of animals in round one. Are we ready, Katie?
29:25
Speaker 20: I think so.
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Speaker 3: Here we go.
29:34
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.
29:34
Speaker 5: Hello bird.
29:39
Speaker 24: The Eagles?
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Speaker 9: I don't even know if they won.
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Speaker 1: The Eagles lost to the Rams, so that's a nice try.
29:45
Speaker 1: We were looking for everybody in the room. Three, two, one.
29:49
Speaker 1: The Baltimore Ravens.
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Speaker 3: That's a lot of words, too.
29:54
Speaker 7: Falcons, Eagles, Ravens, Cardinals. So many of them.
29:59
Speaker 1: So the second round is a little harder.
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Speaker 9: Oh, gosh.
30:02
Speaker 1: I wish you all luck.
30:03
Speaker 2: We're going to start with John Jay.
30:06
Speaker 4: My name is Cleveland Browns.
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Speaker 3: The Browns? We are looking for the Cleveland Browns.
30:14
Speaker 1: All right, John Jay on number one point.
30:18
Speaker 4: Such a good show.
30:19
Speaker 13: Rich.
30:21
Speaker 25: And I'm proud to be an American where at least
30:26
Speaker 25: I know I'm free.
30:28
Speaker 4: Oh, okay. So American Lee Greenwood.
30:31
Speaker 3: I think I got it.
30:33
Speaker 7: I think we all got it.
30:34
Speaker 12: The Patriots.
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Speaker 4: The Patriots.
30:36
Speaker 5: I was going with the Texans.
30:37
Speaker 3: I got it wrong there.
30:40
Speaker 14: I thought I did.
30:41
Speaker 5: All right.
30:44
Speaker 1: So John Jay with one point. Rich on the board
30:46
Speaker 1: now officially. Katie on the board with one point.
30:49
Speaker 14: Move on now.
30:49
Speaker 5: Peyton, it's your turn.
30:51
Speaker 12: V-5-4.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the Giants. We were looking for the New York Giants.
30:58
Speaker 1: Way to go, Peyton. All right. Everybody but Kyle on
31:02
Speaker 1: the board, but here's her shot now.
31:06
Speaker 7: Okay, that sounds like an elephant.
31:10
Speaker 8: Okay.
31:12
Speaker 4: The elephants.
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Speaker 14: The elephants are where?
31:14
Speaker 1: The Rhode Island elephants.
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Speaker 10: There are no elephants.
31:16
Speaker 11: The gorillas.
31:16
Speaker 7: Let me hear it one more time.
31:18
Speaker 13: Oh, no.
31:20
Speaker 5: The T-Rexes.
31:21
Speaker 7: What the heck?
31:23
Speaker 4: Jurassic Park got a team.
31:25
Speaker 7: That's the Titans. They're Titans. That's a Titan.
31:28
Speaker 1: The Titans that I hear Katie want to steal?
31:31
Speaker 4: Yeah.
31:32
Speaker 5: The bears.
31:33
Speaker 1: The bears.
31:35
Speaker 16: Oh.
31:35
Speaker 7: Good job, Katie.
31:37
Speaker 13: All right.
31:38
Speaker 4: Of course.
31:38
Speaker 7: I was thinking non-animals this time.
31:40
Speaker 2: Katie's already won the game, but I would like to
31:42
Speaker 2: play the last clip just for the hell of it.
31:44
Speaker 1: Yes!
31:46
Speaker 4: Texas.
31:49
Speaker 5: Not the Texans?
31:51
Speaker 3: You're close. Katie, do you know it?
31:53
Speaker 7: The Cowboys.
31:54
Speaker 5: The Dallas Cowboys.
31:55
Speaker 14: That is what we're looking for.
31:57
Speaker 2: Everybody got their football trivia today.
31:59
Speaker 20: Wow.
32:01
Speaker 4: Noise machine. It's hard. It's hard.
32:03
Speaker 6: Not for Katie.
32:04
Speaker 3: All right.
32:05
Speaker 5: I was in my room watching Mr. Beast's new video,
32:09
Speaker 5: and my son was watching the Cardinals game. And he
32:13
Speaker 5: kept giving me, we're winning, we're winning. And then all
32:15
Speaker 5: of a sudden it was just a disaster.
32:16
Speaker 7: Like the last 11 seconds.
32:17
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh man, come sit down and
32:20
Speaker 5: watch Mr. Beast's video.
32:20
Speaker 3: Hey, Katie, hold on.
32:21
Speaker 5: We're going to sit down with Sombra. Hold on.
32:23
Speaker 18: All right, thank you.
32:24
Speaker 3: You got it. Thanks for listening.
32:25
Speaker 5: By the way, speaking of Mr. Beast, I don't know
32:27
Speaker 5: if you guys ever watch his videos, but my sister
32:29
Speaker 5: works for him. And the episode that dropped on Saturday,
32:33
Speaker 5: which is the grocery store episode.
32:35
Speaker 4: Is that people who live inside the store?
32:37
Speaker 5: He told these four guys, he bought a grocery store, Mr. Beast,
32:40
Speaker 5: filled it with food and said, You have to eat.
32:44
Speaker 5: You can win a million dollars. You have to eat
32:46
Speaker 5: all these calories of food. You can't waste a calorie.
32:48
Speaker 5: If you waste a calorie, like they dropped a blueberry,
32:50
Speaker 5: that's 20 calories. They take $ 20 away from the million dollars.
32:53
Speaker 5: And whoever can, if they could stay there for a
32:55
Speaker 5: certain amount of time, and I think they stayed there
32:57
Speaker 5: almost a year or something, nine months or something, they
33:00
Speaker 5: split a million bucks. And it was my sister's show.
33:04
Speaker 5: She was in charge of it, and it dropped, and
33:06
Speaker 5: it's broken all kinds of records for Mr.
33:08
Speaker 13: Beast.
33:08
Speaker 5: It's pretty cool.
33:09
Speaker 3: I'm really proud of her. Yeah, that's awesome. Mr.
33:12
Speaker 5: Beast is beside himself. I checked last night, it had
33:15
Speaker 5: 85 million views in one day.
33:17
Speaker 9: Wow.
33:18
Speaker 3: I know, man.
33:18
Speaker 7: That's insane.
33:20
Speaker 5: This guy has got crazy stuff that you can't even...
33:23
Speaker 5: I mean, I think about it. We have 20,000 followers
33:25
Speaker 5: on our YouTube page.
33:26
Speaker 4: He's on a completely different universal level there, that guy.
33:29
Speaker 3: Just crazy.
33:30
Speaker 5: So anyway, if you get a chance... I want to
33:32
Speaker 5: promote it as much as I can because I want
33:33
Speaker 5: my sister to get all the credit for it. So far,
33:35
Speaker 5: he's given her all the credit. So it's YouTube, MrBeastChannel,
33:38
Speaker 5: and it's the grocery store. And you can buy merch.
33:42
Speaker 5: I've never seen this before. You're watching YouTube, and it'll pause,
33:45
Speaker 5: and it'll be like they'll put up a QR code.
33:46
Speaker 3: And you can buy this merch. I bought this.
33:48
Speaker 5: There's a Mexican guy named Juan who's living in the store,
33:50
Speaker 5: and I bought merch to support Juan. It's great.
33:52
Speaker 3: I love it. He's a great guy.
33:54
Speaker 20: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
33:56
Speaker 20: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and get,
33:59
Speaker 20: and that's what the bit is called. Second Date Update
34:02
Speaker 20: starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 5: It's time for Second Date Update. You meet somebody on
34:07
Speaker 5: an app, a church, a bar, through your parents. However,
34:10
Speaker 5: you go on a date with them. You have a
34:12
Speaker 5: great time. You expect there to be a second date,
34:14
Speaker 5: and there isn't one. And you don't know why you
34:16
Speaker 5: haven't got called for the second date. So you come
34:18
Speaker 5: to us. We're going to find out why. Let us
34:20
Speaker 5: say hello to Fiona. Good morning, Fiona. Welcome to Second
34:22
Speaker 5: Date Update. John Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 26: Good morning.
34:25
Speaker 9: Hi.
34:25
Speaker 22: Hi.
34:26
Speaker 3: What's your story?
34:27
Speaker 6: Okay.
34:28
Speaker 26: So I went on this date with this guy, and
34:31
Speaker 26: now he's completely ghosting me.
34:33
Speaker 13: And.
34:34
Speaker 26: I mean, at this point, I am honestly just, like,
34:36
Speaker 26: more confused than her because I don't really understand why
34:39
Speaker 26: he would ghost me. Because I paid for the entire dinner. Like,
34:44
Speaker 26: the entire meal I paid for. And I felt like
34:47
Speaker 26: I was the one that was carrying on the conversation
34:49
Speaker 26: the entire time. Like, almost to the level where I
34:52
Speaker 26: felt like I was an interviewer and he was, like,
34:54
Speaker 26: a candidate, like, at a job or something. And I
34:56
Speaker 26: was asking all the questions. And I was, like, trying
34:59
Speaker 26: to keep it fun, make sure there weren't awkward silences. And, like,
35:02
Speaker 26: I just feel like I did... the heavy lifting. And
35:06
Speaker 26: I didn't even think the date was even that bad.
35:09
Speaker 26: Like even with me doing all that work, I felt like, okay,
35:11
Speaker 26: this like still isn't bad. But now I'm sitting here like,
35:15
Speaker 26: why would you be ghosting me after I fed you
35:18
Speaker 26: and like entertained you for like over two hours? I
35:21
Speaker 26: just think that's actually insane behavior. So I just want
35:25
Speaker 26: to know what happened at this point. And it's less
35:27
Speaker 26: about like getting another date and more about just like,
35:29
Speaker 26: I don't know, the like audacity of this man.
35:32
Speaker 5: I get it, I get it.
35:34
Speaker 4: He should be wanting to get a second date with you.
35:37
Speaker 6: Yeah.
35:37
Speaker 11: I mean, that's what I thought.
35:38
Speaker 26: I was like, I think I'm a great date. So
35:40
Speaker 26: I'm just really confused.
35:41
Speaker 5: Did the date end with any kind of romance or
35:43
Speaker 5: make out session or anything?
35:46
Speaker 26: Definitely not like a make out, but I definitely thought
35:48
Speaker 26: that we held eye contact really well, especially at the end.
35:51
Speaker 26: So I felt kind of this like lingering thing. I
35:54
Speaker 26: was like, okay, well maybe he's just shy and he,
35:57
Speaker 26: you know, is trying to be respectful, which I actually
36:00
Speaker 26: really liked.
36:01
Speaker 5: Was there anything like, you know, at the end of
36:02
Speaker 5: the day, like, hey, did he text you to make
36:05
Speaker 5: sure you got home safe? Was there any caring at all?
36:08
Speaker 26: He didn't text me. But again, I felt like, you know,
36:11
Speaker 26: maybe he's like trying not to come on too strong
36:12
Speaker 26: because he really did like me, you know, like, because
36:15
Speaker 26: I just, I was feeling like we had vibes. during
36:17
Speaker 26: the date. So I was just kind of confused.
36:20
Speaker 6: I hope that's not his MO, like just going on
36:22
Speaker 6: dates just to get a free meal. Like, how did
36:24
Speaker 6: you end up paying for the, like for the meal? Like,
36:27
Speaker 6: what did he forget his card? Or were you like, Oh,
36:29
Speaker 6: I got it. Like, cause I don't think I would
36:31
Speaker 6: be down to pay for her first date.
36:33
Speaker 26: I wouldn't, but I felt like he like went to
36:35
Speaker 26: the bathroom right before the check came. And I felt
36:38
Speaker 26: like he was kind of gone for a little bit.
36:40
Speaker 26: So I was like, you know what? I'll get this
36:42
Speaker 26: first one. Maybe he will think that that's like nice
36:44
Speaker 26: or cute or something. Cause I'm sure he's so used
36:46
Speaker 26: to like paying for meals. I would think that was
36:51
Speaker 26: like kind of cute and cheeky, but he didn't even
36:54
Speaker 26: really thank me.
36:55
Speaker 3: He just kind of, that's weird.
36:57
Speaker 4: Yeah.
36:57
Speaker 16: It got weird.
36:58
Speaker 4: You think something happened when he was gone to go
37:00
Speaker 4: to the bathroom?
37:01
Speaker 9: I don't know.
37:02
Speaker 26: I just like, well, then I was like, well, maybe
37:03
Speaker 26: he's like sick. Maybe he doesn't like feel super gray.
37:05
Speaker 12: I don't know.
37:06
Speaker 5: It was so long.
37:06
Speaker 26: I was just like, okay, at this point, I'm just
37:08
Speaker 26: going to pay for it. And I mean, if I
37:10
Speaker 26: was a man, I would think that that was like
37:12
Speaker 26: nice and like sweet.
37:13
Speaker 4: For sure.
37:14
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know. That would bother me.
37:15
Speaker 4: Maybe that's it.
37:16
Speaker 3: Maybe that's it.
37:16
Speaker 5: Maybe it's like you took away his chivalry.
37:19
Speaker 6: Why would he leave right at that time conveniently and
37:22
Speaker 6: also like if you come back and you realize your
37:24
Speaker 6: date picked up the tab like hey what's your Venmo
37:26
Speaker 6: so I can send.
37:27
Speaker 7: You some money thank you yeah or at least that
37:31
Speaker 7: was really nice of you.
37:32
Speaker 5: Maybe he was humiliated maybe he comes from a culture
37:33
Speaker 5: where that's not cool I remember going to dinner with
37:36
Speaker 5: a guy from another country two different guys from two
37:39
Speaker 5: different countries and it's their culture where they pick up
37:42
Speaker 5: the tab and if you don't they get so pissed
37:44
Speaker 5: off and insulted I want to hang out with them
37:46
Speaker 5: so alright what's his name Fiona William.
37:49
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to call William.
37:50
Speaker 5: We're going to find out why he's blowing you off.
37:52
Speaker 5: Second Aid Update continues next with John Jane Rich. We're
37:58
Speaker 5: in the middle of Second Aid Update.
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Speaker 4: This is the story of Fiona and William, the romantic
38:04
Speaker 4: comedy that never was. Why would a guy ghost Fiona,
38:08
Speaker 4: especially when she paid for the entire night? She did
38:12
Speaker 4: all the talking. She asked questions. She brought the entertainment.
38:16
Speaker 4: She gave, as she says, good date. But he is
38:20
Speaker 4: not responding at all. The vibe check. The second date
38:25
Speaker 4: update starts right now.
38:27
Speaker 3: You know, it's interesting.
38:28
Speaker 5: Before you patch them through, I keep thinking Princess Fiona.
38:32
Speaker 3: Isn't that Shrek? Yeah.
38:34
Speaker 5: And there's a Prince William.
38:35
Speaker 3: A real one. We got a little Prince action going
38:38
Speaker 3: on here.
38:38
Speaker 7: Very royal.
38:39
Speaker 3: Anyway, Fiona, are you ready?
38:41
Speaker 26: Yes, I'm so ready to find out.
38:42
Speaker 15: All right.
38:43
Speaker 3: Patch him through.
38:44
Speaker 5: He's cool to go on air.
38:44
Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
38:45
Speaker 11: Hey, William. Yeah.
38:47
Speaker 5: Hey, you're cool jumping on the air with us real quick, right?
38:50
Speaker 16: Yeah.
38:51
Speaker 5: Okay, so listen. We're talking to Fiona. She says you're
38:54
Speaker 5: ghosting her. You went on a date. She asked us
38:58
Speaker 5: to find out why. I thought we'd just kind of
39:00
Speaker 5: get to it. Why are you blowing her off?
39:01
Speaker 3: What happened? What are we missing here?
39:03
Speaker 4: Dude, she's like six foot three, man.
39:06
Speaker 12: Like she's the.
39:07
Speaker 8: Jolly green giant. I'm five, 11 and a half.
39:10
Speaker 3: And I showed up and immediately was like, absolutely not.
39:14
Speaker 25: Like I've never climbed a tree before and I'm not
39:16
Speaker 25: going to start now.
39:17
Speaker 8: Like she did the whole time. She just kept talking
39:20
Speaker 8: and I'm just sitting And I'm thinking, how the did
39:23
Speaker 8: you leave six and three out of the conversation? Like,
39:27
Speaker 8: I like my girl's little i want i want to
39:29
Speaker 8: look down i don't want to be making eye contact
39:31
Speaker 8: with your collarbone she's kind of a cool girl or
39:34
Speaker 8: whatever but like I'm not trying to date someone who
39:36
Speaker 8: can get things off the top shelf for me. You
39:38
Speaker 8: know what I'm saying?
39:39
Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
39:40
Speaker 26: You talk about short man syndrome.
39:43
Speaker 16: William, you are pathetic.
39:45
Speaker 11: So pathetic.
39:47
Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Of course she's on the phone.
39:48
Speaker 13: All right.
39:49
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on the phone, dipshit.
39:51
Speaker 26: You had no problem sitting across from my 6'3 ass
39:54
Speaker 26: when I was paying for your dinner.
39:56
Speaker 8: Can I not like tall girls?
39:58
Speaker 21: Is that illegal now?
39:59
Speaker 26: You can like whoever you want. Just don't be a
40:02
Speaker 26: dick about it.
40:03
Speaker 8: Fair i'm not being a but i'm just saying you're
40:06
Speaker 8: taller than me that's not what i'm into you.
40:09
Speaker 26: Literally just called me the jolly green giant like that's
40:12
Speaker 26: not a preference like that's you just being like.
40:14
Speaker 8: A loser okay well you also never told me you're
40:17
Speaker 8: six three was.
40:19
Speaker 26: I supposed to send you my like stats before the.
40:22
Speaker 8: Date i mean if you play in the wmba yeah
40:25
Speaker 8: a heads up would.
40:26
Speaker 15: Have been nice You are 5'11 and a half.
40:30
Speaker 26: Also, the fact that you keep including the half, like,
40:33
Speaker 26: tells me everything.
40:36
Speaker 13: I need to know about you.
40:37
Speaker 5: Because I am.
40:39
Speaker 9: I'm 5'11 and a half.
40:41
Speaker 13: Oh, my God.
40:42
Speaker 9: Congratulations.
40:43
Speaker 26: Congratulations. Put it on your booster seat next time you
40:46
Speaker 26: go to a restaurant.
40:48
Speaker 22: See, now you're making fun of me in my height.
40:50
Speaker 4: Have you stopped growing? Do you think there's a chance
40:53
Speaker 4: you might hit a growth spurt there, William?
40:55
Speaker 3: Maybe catch up?
40:55
Speaker 5: Anything's possible.
40:56
Speaker 15: Anything's possible.
40:58
Speaker 6: I don't know, William. It just seems like like you
40:59
Speaker 6: can definitely like have a preference by all means.
41:03
Speaker 15: But like, yeah, I mean, you.
41:05
Speaker 6: Can communicate about it or like in the middle of
41:08
Speaker 6: the date. You know what I mean? Let's try to
41:10
Speaker 6: engage in the conversation, because what Fiona was telling us
41:12
Speaker 6: was that she was carrying the whole thing.
41:14
Speaker 7: Also, I think it's like you weren't planning on having
41:17
Speaker 7: another date, at least paying for half of the meal
41:19
Speaker 7: or thanking her for the meal. That would be one
41:21
Speaker 7: thing I was I was like, oh, OK, he doesn't
41:24
Speaker 7: know she's on the phone and he's saying all these things.
41:27
Speaker 7: But then you know she was on the phone, and
41:28
Speaker 7: then you kept saying all the things. So I was like,
41:30
Speaker 7: I can't really– there's no really excuse for it. You
41:32
Speaker 7: just are kind of not that nice.
41:35
Speaker 8: I mean, she just whipped out the credit card, and
41:38
Speaker 8: I was like, all right, well, I'm not going to
41:41
Speaker 8: stop her.
41:41
Speaker 25: But at the same time, like, she knows. She knows she's,
41:47
Speaker 25: you know, like an NBA player. Like, she should– She
41:52
Speaker 25: should warn you?
41:53
Speaker 11: Why?
41:53
Speaker 8: If I had– Some physical abnormality.
41:56
Speaker 3: I might.
41:56
Speaker 14: What?
41:57
Speaker 22: Abnormality?
41:59
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's abnormal.
42:01
Speaker 4: For a woman to be 6'3. Oh, that's ridiculous.
42:03
Speaker 12: And it's normal.
42:04
Speaker 6: Okay, now you sound.
42:05
Speaker 12: You're going to go with that's normal.
42:07
Speaker 8: There's a bunch of you Amazonians walking around.
42:10
Speaker 12: I don't think so.
42:11
Speaker 7: See, it's like you can't even like him a little bit.
42:14
Speaker 6: Also, I know plenty of people that love a stallion. So,
42:18
Speaker 6: I mean, obviously, like, I mean, Fiona, he's not the
42:21
Speaker 6: one for you. I feel like his insecurities are probably
42:24
Speaker 6: definitely coming out.
42:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, our phone's going to blow up for Fiona, first
42:27
Speaker 4: of all.
42:27
Speaker 6: Yeah.
42:28
Speaker 4: She's tall.
42:29
Speaker 3: She's pretty.
42:29
Speaker 4: And she pays for dinner. It's going to never stop.
42:32
Speaker 5: Also, though, his whole personality is rubbing me the wrong way.
42:36
Speaker 5: But if you strip apart the personality... I could see
42:38
Speaker 5: how in the conversation before the date, it should be
42:41
Speaker 5: mentioned that, by the way, like if he was 5'2,
42:44
Speaker 5: if he was a short guy and you're going, hey,
42:46
Speaker 5: by the way, I'm whatever. I think height comes up
42:50
Speaker 5: a lot on everything. So I would think that it
42:52
Speaker 5: should have come up.
42:53
Speaker 12: If I showed up in a wheelchair, you'd be like,
42:55
Speaker 12: why didn't you mention this?
42:56
Speaker 5: At the same time, I don't know, Fiona, are you
42:58
Speaker 5: at all insecure about your height?
42:59
Speaker 3: You could be.
43:00
Speaker 5: I'm not saying you should be, but are you?
43:02
Speaker 20: No, I'm not.
43:03
Speaker 26: And I actually feel like a lot of men like it.
43:06
Speaker 26: Even men that are, like, I've dated men that are 5'10, 5'11.
43:08
Speaker 13: Right.
43:08
Speaker 26: Probably the shortest they go is, like, probably 5'9, if
43:12
Speaker 26: he's amazing. But, yeah, I've dated men. They love it.
43:14
Speaker 21: And they think I'm hot.
43:15
Speaker 26: And I'm, like, a model.
43:16
Speaker 14: I get it.
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Speaker 16: At least that's what they've said.
43:18
Speaker 15: They, like, love it.
43:19
Speaker 16: So he should be secure.
43:21
Speaker 5: I would just think that it would come up in
43:22
Speaker 5: a conversation before the date.
43:24
Speaker 8: But I can't.
43:25
Speaker 10: Like.
43:26
Speaker 6: Unless Fiona assumes that William's like five.
43:29
Speaker 5: Short kings at 5'8? No, also calling you a short
43:31
Speaker 5: king at five. I don't think 5'11 is short at all.
43:33
Speaker 5: 5'11 and a half is not short. But when you're 6'3,
43:36
Speaker 5: I can see it.
43:36
Speaker 6: But he's giving that energy, you know?
43:39
Speaker 12: I know.
43:39
Speaker 5: So at any rate, she wanted to know why you
43:41
Speaker 5: were blowing her off. She didn't want a second date
43:43
Speaker 5: with you. She just wanted to know. So Fiona, you
43:45
Speaker 5: got the answer. He's insecure about your height. It's not you.
43:49
Speaker 26: Got it, and I'm glad I know now. And I
43:51
Speaker 26: think everybody here knows now, and.
43:53
Speaker 15: You're a loser.
43:54
Speaker 5: It's not like he's a nice guy, and she's too tall.
43:58
Speaker 5: It's not like he's a nice guy going, she's just
44:01
Speaker 5: too tall for me. It's like he's saying she's too tall,
44:05
Speaker 5: and he's rude about it.
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Speaker 7: In like a mean way, yeah.
44:09
Speaker 5: All right, William, thanks for jumping on the air with us. Fiona,
44:12
Speaker 5: we will find you a tall person if you want.
44:14
Speaker 5: We can find you great people.
44:16
Speaker 3: I would love that.
44:17
Speaker 6: Thank you.
44:18
Speaker 3: We'll hold on to that.
44:19
Speaker 5: That's seconded up at you guys.
44:21
Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich.
44:22
Speaker 6: Hey, don't tell anybody.
44:23
Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich gave me their personal cell phone number.
44:26
Speaker 1: Where's my freaking phone? 877-937-1047. It's John Jay and Rich.
44:34
Speaker 5: It is spooky season. And we are now kicking off
44:37
Speaker 5: the John Jay and Rich spooky season with what we
44:39
Speaker 5: do every year. We find out about what are you
44:42
Speaker 5: afraid of? That's irrational and irrational fear.
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Speaker 4: You know, it's a little silly. But you're still a
44:48
Speaker 4: little scared.
44:49
Speaker 3: Like Jessica? You.
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Speaker 5: What's your irrational fear, Jessica?
44:53
Speaker 21: I'm terrified of touching ice cubes.
44:57
Speaker 5: You're terrified of picking ice cubes?
44:59
Speaker 9: Touching?
44:59
Speaker 21: Touching them.
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Speaker 5: Oh, touching ice cubes.
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Speaker 6: Because of the cold?
45:02
Speaker 13: Yeah, I can't stand the thought of touching an ice cube.
45:06
Speaker 4: With your mouth while you're drinking, it's okay. But you're
45:08
Speaker 4: just saying with your fingers?
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Speaker 12: Yes.
45:10
Speaker 7: Do you know where that comes from?
45:12
Speaker 21: I think it's because when I was young, we always.
45:15
Speaker 16: Watched Christmas Story when he.
45:17
Speaker 11: Got his tongue stuck in a pole. I think it
45:21
Speaker 11: traumatized me.
45:22
Speaker 3: I only know that from Dumb and Dumber. Was that
45:24
Speaker 3: on Dumb and Dumber? He got his tongue stuck in
45:26
Speaker 3: a pole?
45:26
Speaker 5: Was it also in Christmas Story?
45:27
Speaker 13: Yeah.
45:27
Speaker 5: I never saw Christmas Story, so I don't know.
45:30
Speaker 11: Oh, you must not.
45:31
Speaker 3: I hear that every year.
45:32
Speaker 7: You never saw I'll Shoot Your Eye Out?
45:33
Speaker 12: No.
45:34
Speaker 13: What?
45:35
Speaker 11: Mm-mm.
45:36
Speaker 4: I kind of wonder how you've missed it. They play
45:39
Speaker 4: that 24-7. Let me tell.
45:40
Speaker 5: You how many times we've talked about this. You've actually
45:42
Speaker 5: given me the DVD. Jessica, thanks for calling in. Irrational fears. Mary,
45:50
Speaker 5: what's yours?
45:51
Speaker 18: My irrational fear is empty swimming pools.
45:55
Speaker 5: Empty swimming pools.
45:56
Speaker 3: Why?
45:57
Speaker 18: It wouldn't be irrational if I knew. When I was
46:03
Speaker 18: a kid... My school was right next to like a
46:05
Speaker 18: big kind of like regional park. And they had one
46:08
Speaker 18: of those huge community pools that had like Olympic lanes
46:12
Speaker 18: and a diving side. And in the winter, they would
46:15
Speaker 18: drain the pool. And I would see it every day,
46:20
Speaker 18: like going into school. And I just, I couldn't look
46:24
Speaker 18: at it. And my breathing would get labored. I wouldn't
46:28
Speaker 18: be hyperventilating, but I would feel this weird, like, just
46:32
Speaker 18: like oppressive weight in my body. I, I were like,
46:37
Speaker 18: I don't know if you're like a reincarnation person. Did
46:40
Speaker 18: I drown in a past life?
46:42
Speaker 26: I don't know.
46:42
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
46:43
Speaker 13: Yeah.
46:43
Speaker 18: Empty swimming pools like freak me out even to this day.
46:47
Speaker 4: Makes sense to me. Isn't that what happened to Barb
46:48
Speaker 4: in the upside down and stranger things?
46:51
Speaker 6: She was in a pool.
46:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
46:52
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:53
Speaker 5: Um, Mary, when I was a kid and I grew
46:55
Speaker 5: up in Tucson, we lived in the hood and I'd
46:57
Speaker 5: have to walk to school and there was an abandoned
46:59
Speaker 5: house on the way to school. that we all thought
47:02
Speaker 5: was haunted. So every time we had to walk in
47:04
Speaker 5: front of the house, we would sprint in the backyard.
47:06
Speaker 5: It had an empty pool, and the rumor was someone
47:09
Speaker 5: drowned there. Oh, that's creepy.
47:10
Speaker 14: It was so scary.
47:13
Speaker 5: I just think now as an adult, I think it
47:14
Speaker 5: was just for sale. I don't know.
47:19
Speaker 3: Thanks, Mary.
47:19
Speaker 5: Hey, I mean, irrational fear. I think we've all talked
47:22
Speaker 5: about this before. You're in the swimming pool, and you
47:23
Speaker 5: think somebody's going to grab you by the ankle and
47:24
Speaker 5: pull you underwater.
47:25
Speaker 7: I always think a shark is in there.
47:27
Speaker 3: Always.
47:27
Speaker 5: That's irrational fear.
47:28
Speaker 4: Irrational.
47:29
Speaker 3: Thanks, Mary.
47:30
Speaker 15: Thank you.
47:31
Speaker 3: Sammy.
47:32
Speaker 11: My irrational fear is Michael Myers, and I still have
47:36
Speaker 11: to check in my closets and underneath my bed, and
47:39
Speaker 11: I'm 41 years old.
47:41
Speaker 4: That makes sense to me. You see that stuff? When
47:43
Speaker 4: you see that way too early, like most of us did,
47:46
Speaker 4: that stays with you. You think it's real.
47:48
Speaker 6: But it's only Michael Myers specifically. It's not just a
47:50
Speaker 6: random man under your bed or in your closet.
47:52
Speaker 10: No, it's Michael.
47:56
Speaker 4: Honestly, I still don't like to sleep with, like, a
47:59
Speaker 4: leg or an arm hanging over the side of the bed.
48:01
Speaker 1: Grow up, Rich.
48:02
Speaker 4: Something will get it.
48:04
Speaker 6: No, I get that.
48:05
Speaker 4: I feel you.
48:06
Speaker 15: You know?
48:07
Speaker 4: You're just leaving yourself exposed. If you're on the bed,
48:10
Speaker 4: under the covers, you are safe.
48:11
Speaker 6: Right, because, I mean, whatever, like, intruder or monster that's
48:15
Speaker 6: in there isn't going to take you.
48:16
Speaker 4: They can't violate that.
48:19
Speaker 11: No, if I'm under the bed, or if I'm under
48:21
Speaker 11: the covers in bed, and the closet door is open...
48:25
Speaker 11: My husband has to get out of bed and look
48:27
Speaker 11: in the closet and shut it before he's allowed to
48:30
Speaker 11: get back in bed.
48:31
Speaker 6: Well, that makes sense because closets are portals anyway, so
48:33
Speaker 6: you should definitely be shutting your closets at night anyway.
48:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not helping Sammy at all here.
48:37
Speaker 3: Are we?
48:38
Speaker 11: No. I just feel very justified for my behaviors.
48:41
Speaker 12: Yeah.
48:42
Speaker 11: At 41 years old.
48:43
Speaker 7: Do you think, like, it would be— you would, like, leave
48:47
Speaker 7: your husband if he ever just, like, put a Michael
48:49
Speaker 7: Myers mask in your closet just to prank you? That
48:52
Speaker 7: would be messed up.
48:53
Speaker 11: Oh, he would never.
48:54
Speaker 5: What if it was like, while you guys were making love,
48:58
Speaker 5: he put it on in the middle?
48:59
Speaker 6: Ew.
49:00
Speaker 11: Oh, he'd get punched so hard in the face.
49:03
Speaker 4: He should really hire somebody during that. Pop out of
49:06
Speaker 4: your closet.
49:06
Speaker 11: Okay, so that's where it all stemmed from was my
49:09
Speaker 11: dad did this to me as a kid.
49:10
Speaker 12: Oh.
49:12
Speaker 4: We lived in.
49:13
Speaker 11: The outskirts of Illinois in the suburbs, and we had
49:17
Speaker 11: a boat that used to go out in Lake Michigan. Well,
49:20
Speaker 11: it was like a yacht. So during the wintertime, he'd
49:23
Speaker 11: put it next to the house and me and my
49:25
Speaker 11: little friends would all want to sleep in it. And
49:27
Speaker 11: then he would come up, you know, like the bow
49:29
Speaker 11: of the boat where they got the little windows. He'd
49:32
Speaker 11: come up with his Michael Myers mask and scare us all.
49:37
Speaker 11: One time he sent my mom out to go get
49:38
Speaker 11: pizza and And all I saw in the ditch was
49:41
Speaker 11: her car and then being carried across the field.
49:44
Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
49:45
Speaker 6: He went too far.
49:48
Speaker 5: So he went falling. So I just created a whole
49:50
Speaker 5: Saturday Night Live skit by something you just said. You
49:53
Speaker 5: said he would scare us all. What if there's a
49:55
Speaker 5: Saturday Night Live skit where there's a can of spray
49:57
Speaker 5: and it scares us all? For Halloween, he'd spray and
49:59
Speaker 5: everybody screams. Wow!
50:00
Speaker 7: Scares us all.
50:03
Speaker 5: Take it, SNL. Sammy, thanks for calling in.
50:06
Speaker 11: Yeah, no problem.
50:08
Speaker 3: Daisy, what's your irrational fear?
50:11
Speaker 19: So mine, last year, it was last year, it was
50:14
Speaker 19: the heater, my heater. So basically, for some reason, well,
50:20
Speaker 19: not for some reason, my rental company changed to a
50:24
Speaker 19: digital thermostat. Something triggered in me, and every time it
50:29
Speaker 19: would turn on, I would lose my cool.
50:31
Speaker 24: I don't know why.
50:32
Speaker 19: But I guess, long story short, I got diagnosed with OCD.
50:38
Speaker 5: Oh, you did?
50:39
Speaker 4: Well, she's not wrong. She lost her cool because the
50:42
Speaker 4: heater was on. That's how you lose your cool. It
50:44
Speaker 4: gets warm.
50:46
Speaker 24: Yeah, but it was so bad. It was so bad where, like,
50:49
Speaker 24: I don't know what triggered it, but seeing it and
50:52
Speaker 24: seeing the temperature on my wall, like, every time it
50:54
Speaker 24: would turn on, I would, like, pace. I would, like,
50:57
Speaker 24: it was so bad. I stopped eating for two weeks,
50:59
Speaker 24: ended up in the ER.
51:00
Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh, you poor thing.
51:01
Speaker 19: Yeah, but then it's OCD again. I guess repetitive things
51:06
Speaker 19: annoy me apparently, but I'm medicated now.
51:09
Speaker 11: I think I'm okay.
51:10
Speaker 4: You sound good.
51:10
Speaker 5: What medicine do you take for OCD?
51:13
Speaker 19: Uh, they have me on Sertraline.
51:17
Speaker 3: Never heard of it. That's the thing.
51:18
Speaker 5: It's like irrational fears. Like I'm afraid we talked about
51:21
Speaker 5: being a swimming pool and someone grabbed my leg and
51:23
Speaker 5: pulled me under and that couldn't happen. Other than that,
51:25
Speaker 5: I think all the things I'm afraid of are legitimate,
51:28
Speaker 5: like scorpion snakes, murderers, serial killers. Like to me, those are,
51:33
Speaker 5: To be afraid of a serial killer makes perfect sense
51:34
Speaker 5: to me.
51:35
Speaker 3: I feel like they're out there. What is it?
51:36
Speaker 5: Like in your lifetime, you've passed 20 serial killers in
51:38
Speaker 5: your life?
51:39
Speaker 3: Which is wild.
51:40
Speaker 16: Right.
51:40
Speaker 5: So that's a fact. That's a medical fact.
51:42
Speaker 4: I feel like that on the road. If somebody passes
51:44
Speaker 4: me because I'm going too slow, I think they're going
51:45
Speaker 4: to shoot at me. Oh, geez.
51:48
Speaker 3: Well, that could happen. That's not irrational.
51:50
Speaker 4: Well, yours, I think, is because you're afraid that the
51:53
Speaker 4: serial killer in your world, and you think this totally
51:56
Speaker 4: makes sense, is somehow holding their breath in your cold
52:00
Speaker 4: plunge waiting for you to get in.
52:01
Speaker 5: That's why it's irrational. That's the one irrational fear I have.
52:05
Speaker 5: The rest seem rational. In fact, if you guys watch
52:07
Speaker 5: the show, and I know we were talking about this yesterday,
52:09
Speaker 5: but you guys didn't watch it, Kyle and Peyton, but
52:11
Speaker 5: it's lanterns. One of the things to be the green
52:13
Speaker 5: lantern is you can't ever show fear and have no fear.
52:17
Speaker 5: They would never hire me as a Green Lantern because
52:19
Speaker 5: I'm afraid of a lot of things.
52:20
Speaker 4: As you should be.
52:21
Speaker 5: I know, but the Green Lantern guy is not afraid
52:23
Speaker 5: of anything. Anyway, I highly recommend Green Lantern on HBO.
52:27
Speaker 5: Peyton has a Halloween dilemma.
52:29
Speaker 3: Am I right, Peyton? Yeah. What is it really quick?
52:31
Speaker 6: So I was talking to my husband, Kadeem, and we, a.k.a. I,
52:36
Speaker 6: have decided that we're going to be Spider-Man and MJ
52:39
Speaker 6: on Halloween when we're handing out candy to all the kids, right?
52:42
Speaker 11: Cute.
52:42
Speaker 6: But he is protesting because he says that technically he
52:47
Speaker 6: would be the only one in a costume because me
52:49
Speaker 6: dressing up as MJ isn't really a costume. And I disagree.
52:52
Speaker 7: But I kind of agree with Kadeem. Like, how do
52:55
Speaker 7: you dress as MJ?
52:56
Speaker 5: You'd be dressed like yourself.
52:56
Speaker 6: I would put on some glasses. I would maybe, you know...
52:59
Speaker 6: Do like a blowout with my hair.
53:01
Speaker 7: But what are you actually wearing? Just normal clothes, right?
53:04
Speaker 6: Cargo pants and a white t-shirt and a flannel.
53:07
Speaker 7: You're not in a costume just because you put on glasses.
53:11
Speaker 4: I think the glasses.
53:12
Speaker 7: Make it the costume. No, because you've worn the glasses
53:16
Speaker 7: on a regular day.
53:17
Speaker 5: It was like one year for Halloween, I went as
53:19
Speaker 5: Joey from Friends. Because I was just wearing a shirt
53:23
Speaker 5: and a pair of pants.
53:23
Speaker 17: Right.
53:24
Speaker 5: No way. It's not really a costume.
53:25
Speaker 3: No way.
53:26
Speaker 5: I just showed up to the party as I was.
53:27
Speaker 6: Well, he needs to take one for the team and
53:28
Speaker 6: just dress up as Spider-Man.
53:30
Speaker 4: I don't think he's protesting that. He's protesting you not
53:32
Speaker 4: dressing up.
53:33
Speaker 3: If he dresses up as Spider-Man, you should dress up
53:36
Speaker 3: as the female Spider-Man.
53:37
Speaker 12: Yeah.
53:37
Speaker 3: Who was that?
53:38
Speaker 5: Spider-Gwen.
53:39
Speaker 4: Black Widow? What are you thinking of?
53:40
Speaker 18: No.
53:41
Speaker 5: I feel like it was What's-Her-Face from Stranger Things. Oh,
53:44
Speaker 5: she was Jean What's-Her-Face.
53:45
Speaker 7: I was thinking the cartoon one.
53:46
Speaker 24: I was too.
53:47
Speaker 17: The pink and white one.
53:47
Speaker 14: The pink and white one.
53:48
Speaker 6: That's the one I was thinking of.
53:49
Speaker 3: Madam Web.
53:50
Speaker 6: We'll see.
53:51
Speaker 3: Something like that.
53:52
Speaker 12: Yeah.
53:52
Speaker 5: By the way, you know the first call we took?
53:55
Speaker 5: The first call we took, Jessica was afraid of ice.
53:58
Speaker 5: Nick is telling me that we didn't let her finish
54:01
Speaker 5: her story. The comedy in it, she's afraid of ice.
54:04
Speaker 5: Her last name is Zamboni. Jessica Zamboni, and she's afraid
54:08
Speaker 5: of ice cubes.
54:09
Speaker 4: That's a screamer for Nick. He's back there howling over
54:12
Speaker 4: that one.
54:12
Speaker 2: In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy, we are
54:19
Speaker 2: one of them.
54:20
Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
54:22
Speaker 3: Irrational fears.
54:23
Speaker 5: Kristen, you have an irrational fear?
54:25
Speaker 16: I do have an irrational fear. I'm terrified of mice.
54:30
Speaker 5: Oh, my mom was just like that.
54:31
Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
54:31
Speaker 5: My mom was crazy like that. Like, I mean.
54:34
Speaker 11: Yeah, like.
54:35
Speaker 16: Yeah, like I'm brutally terrified of mice. Like I will
54:38
Speaker 16: push my kids down in front of me, sacrifice them.
54:41
Speaker 1: To get away from mice.
54:42
Speaker 4: That's fair.
54:43
Speaker 3: I'm so scared.
54:44
Speaker 16: I'm so scared of them. It's not even like legitimately
54:47
Speaker 16: terrified of mice.
54:48
Speaker 5: I know exactly what you're talking about. My mom was
54:50
Speaker 5: a level 100. Like I remember one time I thought
54:52
Speaker 5: it was so funny that she was scared of mice.
54:53
Speaker 5: So I took a– you know those– they're like nylons.
54:57
Speaker 5: They're not pantyhose, but they're like socks, but they're not pantyhose.
55:00
Speaker 3: I took one. My mom would take them off and
55:01
Speaker 3: be rolled up. I took one up and I.
55:02
Speaker 5: Rolled a– I took a threading, like sewing– string and
55:06
Speaker 5: i wrapped it around this little thing and i put
55:08
Speaker 5: it in a big trash can in the kitchen and
55:11
Speaker 5: i hid and when she walked by the kitchen i
55:13
Speaker 5: pulled the string and it made a little like that
55:15
Speaker 5: noise and she thought it was a mouse and she
55:17
Speaker 5: screamed and fell and broke her arm oh.
55:19
Speaker 25: No tell me you felt guilty i did feel guilty
55:23
Speaker 25: but it was also hilarious.
55:27
Speaker 16: Yeah i i can't i i like even if i
55:30
Speaker 16: think it's If I think it's a mouse, I will
55:33
Speaker 16: jump really hard. And, like, I've got back problems. So
55:36
Speaker 16: if I'm jumping, I'm hurting myself pretty bad.
55:40
Speaker 5: I think they're cute.
55:42
Speaker 4: Terrifying.
55:43
Speaker 5: We had a couple texts on yesterday. Someone said that
55:45
Speaker 5: they have their rational fears. They're afraid of cotton.
55:48
Speaker 3: Cotton?
55:49
Speaker 14: Cotton.
55:49
Speaker 16: Oh, the texture. I get that, though.
55:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
55:52
Speaker 5: Cotton was one.
55:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard that, especially in pill bottles. You know,
55:55
Speaker 4: when you have to reach past the cotton. To get
55:57
Speaker 4: to the pill.
55:58
Speaker 5: This person said their irrational fear is hopping insects, grasshoppers,
56:01
Speaker 5: and crickets. Crickets just gross me out.
56:03
Speaker 8: Yeah.
56:04
Speaker 5: Well, Kristen, thanks for calling in.
56:05
Speaker 16: Thank you guys so much.
56:07
Speaker 11: You guys are awesome.
56:07
Speaker 16: I listen to you all the time.
56:09
Speaker 14: Thanks.
56:10
Speaker 5: Have a great day. Whitney, you have an irrational fear?
56:13
Speaker 12: Yes.
56:14
Speaker 3: What is it?
56:15
Speaker 15: It is bees.
56:16
Speaker 16: I am so scared of bees.
56:18
Speaker 18: Like, it's irrational.
56:19
Speaker 5: I am so scared.
56:20
Speaker 17: I think about it every single.
56:21
Speaker 11: Time I step foot outside.
56:24
Speaker 18: I have like an outdoor cat now.
56:26
Speaker 9: I don't know.
56:26
Speaker 11: It just started coming to my house.
56:28
Speaker 18: I'm almost too scared to feed it sometimes because I'm like,
56:31
Speaker 18: I know.
56:32
Speaker 17: That there's bees out there.
56:33
Speaker 15: I get scared going to the trash.
56:35
Speaker 9: Can, putting my baby in the car, like everything, as
56:40
Speaker 9: long as I'm outside.
56:41
Speaker 18: And I've never even been stung by a bee.
56:43
Speaker 6: That's the dumb thing.
56:44
Speaker 18: Never even been stung by a bee.
56:45
Speaker 11: So I don't even know if it hurts or not.
56:47
Speaker 3: It's not like if you see the bee, you're just
56:50
Speaker 3: always worried about bees.
56:52
Speaker 24: Yeah, I really am.
56:54
Speaker 19: I'm always worried about bees.
56:55
Speaker 9: And if I do see.
56:56
Speaker 18: It, then yeah, I'm like pure panic.
56:59
Speaker 11: And I don't know what to do.
57:00
Speaker 7: Do you feel like if you watched Bee Movie, it
57:02
Speaker 7: might help? Because they're very friendly. They're very important.
57:05
Speaker 4: That's the wasp you've got to look out for.
57:07
Speaker 3: Wasps are jerks.
57:07
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what my husband says.
57:10
Speaker 18: You have to watch out for the wasps, not the bees.
57:12
Speaker 15: But I have watched.
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Speaker 18: The Bee Movie because I'm a mom of three girls.
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Speaker 12: But.
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Speaker 9: No.
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Speaker 17: I still don't think they're the funniest guys out.
57:22
Speaker 9: There.
57:22
Speaker 17: I want to like them, but I don't know if
57:24
Speaker 17: I can.
57:24
Speaker 15: I think they're cute.
57:25
Speaker 18: They're fuzzy and cute, and they have a cute little
57:27
Speaker 18: fuzzy butt, but no.
57:29
Speaker 12: No.
57:29
Speaker 4: If you went to a haunted house and there was
57:31
Speaker 4: like a swarm, that would be kind of just a
57:33
Speaker 4: nut house, wouldn't it?
57:35
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
57:35
Speaker 4: We would get you. Whitney would be done.
57:37
Speaker 24: Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you guys absolutely would.
57:40
Speaker 15: I haven't thought about it.
57:41
Speaker 24: It's so scary to me.
57:41
Speaker 3: How would they do that?
57:42
Speaker 4: Like a little tiny drones or something?
57:44
Speaker 3: I don't know.
57:46
Speaker 6: Expensive prank.
57:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
57:48
Speaker 5: Just use real bees.
57:49
Speaker 3: Just use real bees.
57:50
Speaker 14: Get it.
57:50
Speaker 1: All right.
57:51
Speaker 3: Thanks, Whitney.
57:52
Speaker 12: Thanks. Thanks, guys.
57:54
Speaker 15: Have a great day.
57:54
Speaker 3: You too. Will, what's your irrational fear?
57:57
Speaker 22: Guys, let me tell you.
57:58
Speaker 8: Glitter.
57:59
Speaker 13: Glitter.
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Speaker 22: I cannot stand glitter. I, like, avoided it at all costs.
58:05
Speaker 22: My nieces, my sister has twins, and she buys them
58:08
Speaker 22: everything with glitter on it, and I refuse to hug
58:12
Speaker 22: them and anything. I just give them a bop on
58:14
Speaker 22: the head.
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Speaker 5: I thought you meant the movie with Mariah Carey.
58:17
Speaker 19: Yeah, that, too.
58:20
Speaker 22: No, but glitter, it freaks me out. I see it
58:22
Speaker 22: on everything. I see it everywhere, and it just, like,
58:24
Speaker 22: I start itching.
58:25
Speaker 4: You'll never get it out either.
58:26
Speaker 5: I won't go to strip joints.
58:28
Speaker 3: Too much glitter.
58:29
Speaker 12: Oh, that's the worst.
58:30
Speaker 22: When girls have glitter in their lotion.
58:32
Speaker 4: Oh, I love that. I think that's the best.
58:35
Speaker 8: Oh.
58:36
Speaker 22: No, keep your shimmer over there.
58:37
Speaker 3: All right. Thanks, Will. Thanks. All right. Michael, good morning.
58:42
Speaker 3: What's your rational fear?
58:44
Speaker 5: Cotton balls and Q-tips.
58:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, cotton balls. There it is. What is it about
58:48
Speaker 4: the cotton balls?
58:49
Speaker 12: I ain't got a clue.
58:50
Speaker 4: I went to the doctors one day and I asked
58:53
Speaker 4: them to use something different.
58:54
Speaker 3: Other than that, he's like, this is what I got
58:56
Speaker 3: and put it in my wound. And I punched him out.
59:00
Speaker 3: Punched him out?
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Speaker 5: What kind of wound did you have, by the way?
59:03
Speaker 5: What was the wound?
59:03
Speaker 16: I asked him nicely.
59:05
Speaker 5: Can't do that.
59:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, what did you get cut by? You should be
59:09
Speaker 4: afraid of that.
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Speaker 3: Mailbox. Of course.
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Speaker 11: Sure.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, Michael.
59:15
Speaker 5: Jessica, what's your irrational fear?
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Speaker 18: I have a really good one. I have an irrational
59:21
Speaker 18: fear of butterflies and caterpillars.
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Speaker 4: They're so cute.
59:25
Speaker 5: I like them both.
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Speaker 16: Uh.
59:29
Speaker 15: They always swore me.
59:31
Speaker 18: And I remember going to Victoria, Canada, and we went
59:35
Speaker 18: to this butterfly, like Emporium. And my dad is 6'3,
59:40
Speaker 18: and I was on his shoulders, and all the butterflies
59:42
Speaker 18: swore me.
59:44
Speaker 8: And then in.
59:44
Speaker 16: Kindergarten as well.
59:47
Speaker 11: We were raising butterflies, and all the butterflies flew out
59:50
Speaker 11: of the enclosure and then came straight to me.
59:52
Speaker 17: Plus, that episode of SpongeBob really just nailed the coffee.
59:56
Speaker 4: That sounds horrifying.
59:57
Speaker 7: I feel like there's something special about you, Jessica. Like,
1:00:00
Speaker 7: why would they come? They all want to be around you.
1:00:03
Speaker 5: Good point, because butterflies are beautiful.
1:00:05
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a positive.
1:00:05
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're gentle.
1:00:06
Speaker 5: Or it means something in the spiritual world.
1:00:08
Speaker 4: They think she's a witch trying to get rid of her.
1:00:10
Speaker 5: Not butterflies.
1:00:11
Speaker 11: I mean, who knows?
1:00:14
Speaker 5: You only hear about toads and newts in the witch world.
1:00:18
Speaker 5: You don't hear about butterflies. Butterflies are meditation, happiness. Well, Jessica,
1:00:25
Speaker 5: thanks for calling in.
1:00:26
Speaker 9: No, thank you.
1:00:28
Speaker 1: It's the John Jay and Rich radio program. Two names, four.
1:00:32
Speaker 4: Hosts, and a whole lot of fun.
1:00:35
Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
1:00:37
Speaker 5: All right, in the studio, this is... I'm going to
1:00:41
Speaker 5: have a little bit of a moment here, Justin. We
1:00:42
Speaker 5: have Justin Willman in the studio. And what's funny is
1:00:44
Speaker 5: when I knew you were coming in, and I just
1:00:46
Speaker 5: want to say that I don't want to offend at all.
1:00:48
Speaker 5: But when they said, hey, Justin Willman, he was going
1:00:49
Speaker 5: to come in, I was like, that's great. But then
1:00:50
Speaker 5: when I see you, I'm like, I know exactly who
1:00:53
Speaker 5: you are. It kind of is tripping me out.
1:00:54
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm excited to hear.
1:00:56
Speaker 5: No, I just know you. I just know you from
1:00:57
Speaker 5: your stuff. I know your stuff.
1:00:59
Speaker 3: We didn't have a run-in at the bathroom at.
1:01:01
Speaker 14: The Phoenix Air Force.
1:01:03
Speaker 5: We were sword fighting.
1:01:04
Speaker 4: Oh, Sky Hall hurt.
1:01:06
Speaker 23: No, but like, so how do we all know you? Um, well,
1:01:10
Speaker 23: I would hope you know me from doing magic on Netflix.
1:01:13
Speaker 1: That's it.
1:01:14
Speaker 5: Yeah. I would hope. Well, but there's other stuff. The
1:01:16
Speaker 5: magic show on Netflix.
1:01:18
Speaker 9: Yes.
1:01:19
Speaker 5: Yes.
1:01:19
Speaker 3: I watched that whole special the day it came out.
1:01:22
Speaker 5: It's like all, this is, I'm, I like to not
1:01:25
Speaker 5: prepare for interviews.
1:01:26
Speaker 3: I like this.
1:01:27
Speaker 5: I like that. Because I like, like it's literally, I
1:01:29
Speaker 5: remember that. In fact, there's something, did you do something
1:01:31
Speaker 5: with a kid? There was a kid, you did a
1:01:32
Speaker 5: magic trick.
1:01:33
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
1:01:34
Speaker 6: Right.
1:01:34
Speaker 5: Yep.
1:01:34
Speaker 13: Yep.
1:01:34
Speaker 5: And you did something with the kid. I remember coming in.
1:01:37
Speaker 3: What did I do? Really good.
1:01:42
Speaker 5: You're really good. I'm so glad you're in here right now.
1:01:44
Speaker 12: Yeah.
1:01:45
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
1:01:46
Speaker 23: That was a Netflix special. Well, I had a series
1:01:48
Speaker 23: Magic for Humans on Netflix.
1:01:50
Speaker 5: Magic for Humans.
1:01:51
Speaker 14: That was it.
1:01:51
Speaker 12: That's it.
1:01:52
Speaker 5: That was your show. I think I came in here
1:01:55
Speaker 5: and talked about it on the air.
1:01:56
Speaker 3: I love magic. Thank you. Thank you.
1:01:58
Speaker 5: So, Matt, but there was something else. Anyway, but go on.
1:02:00
Speaker 23: Yeah, and I used to, like, in the back of
1:02:01
Speaker 23: the day, host Cupcake Wars and a bunch of random
1:02:03
Speaker 23: stuff that was not magic related.
1:02:04
Speaker 3: So sometimes people are like, Cupcake Wars.
1:02:06
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love Cupcake Wars.
1:02:07
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, I see you.
1:02:09
Speaker 23: But so I'm shooting my, this is my second live
1:02:13
Speaker 23: special on Netflix, shooting at the Celebrity Theater in the round.
1:02:16
Speaker 4: That's a great place to shoot it. Like a couple
1:02:17
Speaker 4: of comedy specials have been done there that look great.
1:02:20
Speaker 4: Yours is going to look.
1:02:21
Speaker 3: It's electric, the vibe. How do you do that.
1:02:24
Speaker 14: In a circle?
1:02:24
Speaker 4: Because you can't get away backstage and change.
1:02:26
Speaker 3: You can't hide. Well, yeah, that wasn't my idea.
1:02:29
Speaker 23: My pitch was like, Netflix, I want people to see
1:02:31
Speaker 23: I'm a magician with nothing to hide.
1:02:33
Speaker 3: So I said, let's do it in the nude.
1:02:36
Speaker 23: And they were like how about in the round and
1:02:38
Speaker 23: i was like there you go so i put my
1:02:40
Speaker 23: clothes on and i uh went on my way and
1:02:41
Speaker 23: here we are yeah the netflix people they pay big
1:02:44
Speaker 23: big i mean this is your second or third netflix
1:02:46
Speaker 23: special and that means you're making bank well i i
1:02:50
Speaker 23: uh you know there's a bigger budget but i'm just
1:02:52
Speaker 23: putting it all into the show so it's going to
1:02:54
Speaker 23: be a i think uh you know so dazzle.
1:02:57
Speaker 5: If you're taping it tonight friday and saturday yeah um
1:03:01
Speaker 5: When will it air on Netflix?
1:03:03
Speaker 3: I think early 27. Really?
1:03:04
Speaker 5: That'd be really cool to see.
1:03:05
Speaker 3: I went to go see Tom Segura perform there. Oh, yeah.
1:03:08
Speaker 3: And it was cool to watch it. Was it the taping?
1:03:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, the taping, to watch the taping. And then to
1:03:13
Speaker 5: see it come out like six months later, and I
1:03:14
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I was there. You were there.
1:03:15
Speaker 23: But what's fun, I mean, as you know from seeing
1:03:17
Speaker 23: my stuff, like it is very interactive. So it's not
1:03:20
Speaker 23: like just the audience is kind of sitting in the dark.
1:03:22
Speaker 23: Like I'm breaking the fourth wall.
1:03:24
Speaker 5: Oh, that's awesome. That's cool.
1:03:26
Speaker 3: Is there some magic you can do in here? Bring
1:03:28
Speaker 3: some personalities. We'll see. Do you happen to have a
1:03:31
Speaker 3: deck of cards?
1:03:32
Speaker 16: I do.
1:03:32
Speaker 3: Okay. Listen. I'm so excited. John Jay doesn't prepare, but
1:03:37
Speaker 3: I have to.
1:03:40
Speaker 5: I'm so excited you're here.
1:03:41
Speaker 3: We didn't set anything up. I got a deck of
1:03:42
Speaker 3: cards here. No, of course not.
1:03:43
Speaker 23: Before I came in, I thought to myself, what's John
1:03:46
Speaker 23: Jay going to say? And that's hard to predict, right?
1:03:48
Speaker 14: Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:03:49
Speaker 5: You don't even know.
1:03:51
Speaker 6: No, no, no.
1:03:51
Speaker 3: I took one card and I made a prediction.
1:03:53
Speaker 23: So if you, all right, I don't know if you
1:03:55
Speaker 23: have a favorite card, but I want you to try
1:03:56
Speaker 23: to stump me because there's 52 cards in the deck.
1:03:58
Speaker 3: Ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king, clubs.
1:04:01
Speaker 23: There's clubs, there's hearts, there's diamonds, spades. Pick a random card.
1:04:04
Speaker 23: There's no way I would have known you were about
1:04:06
Speaker 23: to say. Right now and say it out loud?
1:04:08
Speaker 3: Say it out loud. Three of clubs. No way I
1:04:09
Speaker 3: could have known that.
1:04:10
Speaker 5: No, I just made it up.
1:04:11
Speaker 3: That's random. He doesn't say that all the time. You
1:04:12
Speaker 3: don't have a three of clubs tattoo.
1:04:14
Speaker 11: No.
1:04:14
Speaker 13: Yet.
1:04:14
Speaker 5: No, nothing.
1:04:15
Speaker 13: Yet.
1:04:15
Speaker 5: I can even change it if you want.
1:04:17
Speaker 3: No, three of clubs.
1:04:17
Speaker 23: No, so I went through this deck, and you can
1:04:20
Speaker 23: kind of describe to the people here, but I went
1:04:22
Speaker 23: through the deck, and I took one card, and I
1:04:25
Speaker 23: turned it the other way.
1:04:26
Speaker 3: One out of 52 cards.
1:04:28
Speaker 4: Okay, fair.
1:04:29
Speaker 3: And it happens to be the three.
1:04:31
Speaker 1: Shut up.
1:04:32
Speaker 7: I would say one of the chances, but it's one
1:04:34
Speaker 7: in 52. Dude, that is so crazy.
1:04:38
Speaker 5: How is that possible?
1:04:40
Speaker 4: How is that possible?
1:04:42
Speaker 6: That made my head hurt.
1:04:43
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
1:04:46
Speaker 4: What's amazing is we didn't even tell them we were
1:04:47
Speaker 4: going to ask them to do a trick.
1:04:48
Speaker 9: No.
1:04:49
Speaker 4: No.
1:04:50
Speaker 2: Dude.
1:04:50
Speaker 4: Or an illusion.
1:04:51
Speaker 14: An illusion.
1:04:52
Speaker 3: An illusion, Michael.
1:04:53
Speaker 5: JustinWilman.com. By the way, does that mean when you're doing
1:04:57
Speaker 5: it at the Celebrity Theater, I'm assuming the magic's going
1:04:59
Speaker 5: to be way more.
1:05:00
Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
1:05:01
Speaker 5: I got some big stuff.
1:05:02
Speaker 14: I got some.
1:05:02
Speaker 3: Jumbotron cameras. I mean, how do people run back? Jumbotron cameras. Yeah, Jumbotron.
1:05:06
Speaker 3: I mean, luckily, Celebrity Theo, like, no one is far
1:05:08
Speaker 3: from the stage.
1:05:08
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
1:05:09
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's so true.
1:05:10
Speaker 3: There's like 2,200.
1:05:10
Speaker 23: People in there, but everybody is like 100 feet away
1:05:13
Speaker 23: at the most. And so it's going to be in
1:05:16
Speaker 23: your face. I mean, and I've got some pretty big
1:05:18
Speaker 23: and crazy. How did you do that?
1:05:22
Speaker 6: That is crazy.
1:05:24
Speaker 3: I love blowing this guy's mind.
1:05:25
Speaker 5: This is the best.
1:05:26
Speaker 3: The best. You got another one?
1:05:29
Speaker 23: Well, you know, my last special, do you remember how
1:05:32
Speaker 23: I tried to memorize every zip code in America?
1:05:34
Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw that one.
1:05:35
Speaker 5: I saw your whole special.
1:05:36
Speaker 4: It was a 13-hour special.
1:05:38
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
1:05:39
Speaker 23: Do you remember the zip code of where you grew
1:05:42
Speaker 23: up originally?
1:05:42
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can. What's the zip code? I think it's 92019.
1:05:49
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's down in Southern California, 92019.
1:05:51
Speaker 23: I think so, yeah.
1:05:53
Speaker 3: If I had to guess specifically, that is El Cajon, California,
1:05:56
Speaker 3: I believe.
1:05:56
Speaker 23: 92019 is El Cajon.
1:06:01
Speaker 9: 92019.
1:06:01
Speaker 3: Welcome back to John Jay.
1:06:02
Speaker 7: He doesn't even remember our zip code here.
1:06:04
Speaker 3: I don't know our zip code here. Wait, wait, wait.
1:06:06
Speaker 5: Do you remember your zip code where you're from?
1:06:08
Speaker 6: Yes, I do.
1:06:08
Speaker 14: What is it?
1:06:08
Speaker 13: 85048. 85048.
1:06:08
Speaker 23: Okay, that's a little closer. 85048. Let's see how specific
1:06:15
Speaker 23: I can be. Well, that's Phoenix proper, right?
1:06:17
Speaker 9: Yes.
1:06:18
Speaker 23: I don't want to dock your address here. Do you
1:06:20
Speaker 23: have a more obscure one?
1:06:21
Speaker 3: 85296.
1:06:22
Speaker 4: 85296. I got mine again.
1:06:23
Speaker 6: That's Arizona as well.
1:06:24
Speaker 14: 85296 is Gilbert.
1:06:24
Speaker 21: Yes!
1:06:25
Speaker 3: Mine's pretty easy for you.
1:06:26
Speaker 13: 83127. 83127.
1:06:26
Speaker 3: Okay, very easy for me. Should be.
1:06:27
Speaker 14: Is that Star Valley Ranch? Say it again.
1:06:44
Speaker 19: 8-3-1-2-7.
1:06:45
Speaker 3: 8-3-1-2-7.
1:06:45
Speaker 23: Oh, not 8-5. Okay, 8-3-1-2-7.
1:06:50
Speaker 3: Let's see here.
1:06:50
Speaker 23: I'm kind of going through the parameters in my head.
1:06:53
Speaker 3: 8-3-1.
1:06:53
Speaker 4: Might be 8-2-1-3-1. Oh, my gosh.
1:06:54
Speaker 3: Okay, boy, keep changing.
1:06:56
Speaker 6: Which one is it?
1:06:58
Speaker 7: You got to pick one.
1:07:00
Speaker 4: Sorry, I had to find remember.
1:07:01
Speaker 6: Confusing us.
1:07:01
Speaker 4: It should be close to your old neighborhood.
1:07:03
Speaker 6: 8-2-1-3-1.
1:07:03
Speaker 12: 8-2-1-3-1.
1:07:03
Speaker 4: Okay, not close to.
1:07:04
Speaker 5: Do you mean 6-1-3-1?
1:07:10
Speaker 3: 8-2-1-3-1 is nowhere near where I've ever lived, but if
1:07:13
Speaker 3: I had to be... Yeah, because that's not actually a
1:07:15
Speaker 3: zip code.
1:07:16
Speaker 14: I'm from St.
1:07:17
Speaker 4: Louis, Missouri, originally.
1:07:18
Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
1:07:19
Speaker 3: So you mean 6-3-1-2-1.
1:07:19
Speaker 5: Come on, Rich!
1:07:21
Speaker 23: How do you not know where I'm from?
1:07:23
Speaker 3: Just correcting your zip code.
1:07:27
Speaker 4: That wasn't me. De Pere?
1:07:29
Speaker 3: You're talking about De Pere Frontenac?
1:07:30
Speaker 4: No, that's too fancy. That's too fancy.
1:07:31
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Well, you don't remember your St. Louis zip code.
1:07:34
Speaker 3: That'd be a 6-3. I was 6-3, 1-4-1.
1:07:36
Speaker 9: St.
1:07:36
Speaker 3: Louis, where'd you go to high school? That's the question
1:07:39
Speaker 3: I ask in St. Louis.
1:07:40
Speaker 4: Well, I grew up in Florissant, so they may have
1:07:41
Speaker 4: closed that.
1:07:42
Speaker 3: Okay, so the north side.
1:07:44
Speaker 4: My zip code might not exist anymore.
1:07:46
Speaker 14: It might not.
1:07:46
Speaker 4: They might have bombed that already.
1:07:47
Speaker 5: R.I.P.
1:07:48
Speaker 3: John Jay, you remember yours now? I looked it up.
1:07:50
Speaker 3: It's 91932.
1:07:51
Speaker 23: Wow, we were not even in the ballpark. No, not
1:07:54
Speaker 23: even close on both of them.
1:07:56
Speaker 16: 91932.
1:07:56
Speaker 3: That is Imperial Beach, California. Dude, you are nuts. You
1:08:03
Speaker 3: are freaking nuts, dude. You are nuts. Dude, thanks for
1:08:06
Speaker 3: stopping by. Thanks for having me.
1:08:07
Speaker 4: What a trip, man.
1:08:08
Speaker 5: Good to see you. That was awesome. All right, it's
1:08:10
Speaker 5: John Jay.
1:08:11
Speaker 3: John Jay!
1:08:12
Speaker 5: Dumb ways you hurt yourself. We're going to get into
1:08:14
Speaker 5: why Kyle hurt herself, Rich hurt himself. But, Tina, what's
1:08:17
Speaker 5: a dumb way you hurt yourself?
1:08:19
Speaker 21: Oh, my goodness. Okay, so picture this. I'm in my
1:08:22
Speaker 21: office in my house on my treadmill, and I got
1:08:25
Speaker 21: footloose going in my earbuds, and I'm just going away.
1:08:29
Speaker 21: And I tripped, hit the side of the treadmill, flew
1:08:33
Speaker 21: into the closet door. The closet door fell on top
1:08:36
Speaker 21: of me, landed on my head, knocked me out, And
1:08:40
Speaker 21: then when I woke up, I had to crawl to
1:08:42
Speaker 21: the phone to call 911.
1:08:43
Speaker 4: You poor thing.
1:08:45
Speaker 26: Oh, my gosh.
1:08:46
Speaker 21: Oh, it was a mess. I had the worst bruises
1:08:49
Speaker 21: and road burns all over my body.
1:08:52
Speaker 4: All you were trying to do was work on your fitness.
1:08:54
Speaker 11: Well, now I'm outside.
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Speaker 21: Now I stick to the outdoors.
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Speaker 14: I think that's smart.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you guys.
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Speaker 24: I love you all.
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Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 5: What's the 911 call? What do you say on the
1:09:07
Speaker 5: 911 call?
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Speaker 21: Well, I said I fell off my treadmill. I'm home alone.
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Speaker 17: What do I do?
1:09:12
Speaker 21: And they didn't send an ambulance. They sent fire squad
1:09:16
Speaker 21: out to help me up and see if I was
1:09:18
Speaker 21: okay and I did go to the emergency room, though,
1:09:21
Speaker 21: because I had such a big hematoma on my hip
1:09:24
Speaker 21: that they wanted to make sure I didn't break my hip.
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Speaker 12: How'd they get in your house?
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Speaker 24: It was exciting.
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Speaker 21: Oh, the door was unlocked.
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Speaker 5: And they walk in, and there you are under a
1:09:32
Speaker 5: closet door.
1:09:33
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
1:09:34
Speaker 21: Earbuds still in my ear.
1:09:35
Speaker 5: Footloose is on a loop. Footloose is on a loop.
1:09:40
Speaker 7: She never wants to listen to that song again.
1:09:42
Speaker 4: It's almost ironic that it was Footloose because she was
1:09:44
Speaker 4: not Footloose.
1:09:46
Speaker 7: No, I wasn't.
1:09:48
Speaker 3: Oh, Tina.
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Speaker 13: Crazy.
1:09:49
Speaker 3: Thanks for calling in. Thank you, Tina.
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Speaker 15: Thank you, guys.
1:09:51
Speaker 3: Bye-bye. Tim, stupid way you hurt yourself.
1:09:55
Speaker 12: Hey, morning, guys. So years and years ago, do you
1:10:00
Speaker 12: remember what a skip it was?
1:10:02
Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
1:10:03
Speaker 5: Is that the thing that's on one ankle and you
1:10:05
Speaker 5: spin it and you jump? Skip it was awesome.
1:10:08
Speaker 3: Is that what it was?
1:10:09
Speaker 14: Yeah, totally.
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Speaker 12: Yep, you got it. So I was a senior in
1:10:13
Speaker 12: high school. I was in my sister's basement. And I
1:10:17
Speaker 12: was playing with my nieces and nephews. And I threw
1:10:19
Speaker 12: this Skip It On and was just whipping it around,
1:10:22
Speaker 12: whipping it around. And when, I guess, my shoe got
1:10:28
Speaker 12: caught in the carpet and Twisted my knee and I
1:10:32
Speaker 12: blew my knee out. MCL, MCL.
1:10:34
Speaker 5: Oh, man.
1:10:35
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:10:36
Speaker 4: Multiple knee injuries.
1:10:38
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:10:38
Speaker 12: Completely blew it out. My sister was sitting there and she, like,
1:10:42
Speaker 12: the sound of the popping and cracking was like fireworks, basically. Yeah.
1:10:47
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:10:48
Speaker 12: That's the way I... Embarrass myself in front of.
1:10:51
Speaker 3: My nieces and nephews.
1:10:52
Speaker 4: When you feel it go, it goes.
1:10:54
Speaker 3: Ouch.
1:10:55
Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, exactly.
1:10:56
Speaker 3: All right, Tim, thanks for calling in. How'd you hurt yourself, Kyle?
1:10:59
Speaker 7: Tina shared her story, and it made me feel a
1:11:00
Speaker 7: lot better, but mine is why stupid. Like, hers was
1:11:03
Speaker 7: just like, that's insane. It's more stupid. I felt really
1:11:06
Speaker 7: dumb because I did it twice. So I'm making dinner
1:11:09
Speaker 7: yesterday and I've got French fries in the air fryer
1:11:11
Speaker 7: and I pull them out and I'm like, I'm just
1:11:13
Speaker 7: going to, you know what? I know it's hot in there,
1:11:15
Speaker 7: but I think I can handle it. Meanwhile, French fries
1:11:17
Speaker 7: were cooking at 400 degrees, whatever. So I hold the
1:11:20
Speaker 7: air fryer pan and I just put my hand in
1:11:24
Speaker 7: barehanded into the air fryer and grab some French fries.
1:11:26
Speaker 7: And I'm like, ah, and they're hot. And I went
1:11:28
Speaker 7: in again, ah, and I'm like.
1:11:30
Speaker 6: It's fine.
1:11:30
Speaker 7: So later that night, I was also reheating a little
1:11:34
Speaker 7: dessert thing. As if I didn't learn my lesson earlier,
1:11:38
Speaker 7: this puppy also reheated it 400 degrees. I went in
1:11:41
Speaker 7: to grab it, and it was like my fingers had
1:11:44
Speaker 7: had enough, and it was almost like I could hear
1:11:47
Speaker 7: the skin sizzle.
1:11:48
Speaker 1: It was like, oh!
1:11:49
Speaker 4: That's terrible.
1:11:51
Speaker 7: So I was just like, why did I do that?
1:11:53
Speaker 7: That was so dumb. So it's been the next few minutes, like,
1:11:56
Speaker 7: you know, going to get the burn cream, putting an
1:11:58
Speaker 7: ice pack on it, just going like, why would I
1:12:01
Speaker 7: do that? That was so dumb.
1:12:02
Speaker 11: It was so dumb.
1:12:03
Speaker 3: I knew it was hot.
1:12:04
Speaker 5: So you even put burn cream, was that bad? You
1:12:05
Speaker 5: had to get burn cream on?
1:12:06
Speaker 7: Oh, and it was throbbing for like a full hour afterwards.
1:12:10
Speaker 3: Oh my God. Let me see your finger.
1:12:12
Speaker 7: I can see the little, there's a little dot.
1:12:13
Speaker 5: Oh, you got a little circle. You're like the little
1:12:16
Speaker 5: circle that the lantern has. When they get re-skinned. On Lanterns,
1:12:22
Speaker 5: two people burn to death, but this alien can re-skin them,
1:12:26
Speaker 5: and they get all new skin, but it has a
1:12:27
Speaker 5: little circle on wherever they do that. So it's just
1:12:30
Speaker 5: like that.
1:12:31
Speaker 4: It's like a little branding mark.
1:12:32
Speaker 5: But then again, one of the Manhunters got pregnant because
1:12:35
Speaker 5: of that.
1:12:35
Speaker 12: It's true.
1:12:36
Speaker 6: What?
1:12:36
Speaker 5: Don't give away too much of the plot. How about, okay,
1:12:39
Speaker 5: hold on. We'll say hi to Christina, and then we'll
1:12:40
Speaker 5: get to the really stupid way Richard himself. Christina, stupid
1:12:44
Speaker 5: way Richard himself.
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Speaker 17: Hi.
1:12:45
Speaker 2: Hi.
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Speaker 13: Hi.
1:12:47
Speaker 17: So I broke both of my feet in getting smashed
1:12:50
Speaker 17: in between two vehicles because my dad told me if
1:12:55
Speaker 17: the tow strap gets caught under the tire, put your
1:12:58
Speaker 17: feet down and try to stop the truck. I thought
1:13:01
Speaker 17: he was serious. So I did it. The tow strap
1:13:04
Speaker 17: got caught under the car and I put my feet
1:13:07
Speaker 17: out and it got caught on the bumper of the car.
1:13:09
Speaker 24: We were towing.
1:13:11
Speaker 17: And then here I am with two broken feet.
1:13:15
Speaker 3: Oh, that's so beautiful.
1:13:16
Speaker 7: I bet your dad felt so guilty.
1:13:18
Speaker 4: He's like, why would you listen to that advice?
1:13:20
Speaker 24: Why would you think that was serious?
1:13:23
Speaker 17: Exactly. He said, I wasn't serious. I was like, oh, well,
1:13:27
Speaker 17: I mean, I listened to my dad. So here we are.
1:13:29
Speaker 5: Okay, Christina, thank you. Arisa, stupid way you hurt yourself.
1:13:35
Speaker 11: Hi, good morning, guys.
1:13:36
Speaker 6: Morning.
1:13:37
Speaker 9: Um, the stupidest way I've ever hurt myself was I
1:13:41
Speaker 9: was always too short to reach the top cabinets. And
1:13:44
Speaker 9: my dad hated when we climbed on like the cabinets
1:13:47
Speaker 9: to reach anything or like climb on the chairs. So
1:13:51
Speaker 9: when no one was in the kitchen, I jumped on
1:13:52
Speaker 9: top of the cabinet and grabbed something and I jumped
1:13:56
Speaker 9: backwards off the cabinet because my body was facing the
1:13:59
Speaker 9: cabinet and I landed on my foot wrong. And I
1:14:02
Speaker 9: legit like broke my whole, all my toes. and then
1:14:06
Speaker 9: like the center of my foot and the worst part
1:14:09
Speaker 9: about that is he didn't they didn't believe me they
1:14:11
Speaker 9: didn't believe me so like I'm a kid of like
1:14:14
Speaker 9: eight kids and so that day we were planning to
1:14:16
Speaker 9: go to a bunch of stores and they're like you're
1:14:18
Speaker 9: lying Arisa like you're just being dramatic because you know
1:14:21
Speaker 9: I was always known as the dramatic kid and so
1:14:23
Speaker 9: we went to like 10 stores I'm hopping around the
1:14:25
Speaker 9: whole entire like all these stores and then and then
1:14:28
Speaker 9: finally my dad's like OK, we'll take her to the
1:14:31
Speaker 9: urgent care. We'll see what's going on. And then, yep,
1:14:33
Speaker 9: they came back in and they're like, yeah, she broke
1:14:34
Speaker 9: all her toes and like the center of her foot.
1:14:37
Speaker 4: Then he felt bad.
1:14:37
Speaker 9: And I'm just sitting there like, I told you so.
1:14:39
Speaker 4: I hope you let that hang over your parents to
1:14:42
Speaker 4: this day.
1:14:43
Speaker 21: And no, he talks about it to this day.
1:14:45
Speaker 9: And he's like, if my siblings are sick, he's like, OK, well,
1:14:47
Speaker 9: Arisa went a whole day with a broken foot.
1:14:50
Speaker 4: So it's your badge of honor.
1:14:55
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
1:14:56
Speaker 4: It's scary.
1:14:57
Speaker 5: Very, very scary. But hold on.
1:14:59
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.
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