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Episode #3966 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Today we've got Bobbi Dooley. She is the queen, man,
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Speaker 1: as we've often said. And Bobbi Dooley today is on
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Speaker 1: our program from 2004. And this was a period of
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Speaker 1: time when I believe it was George Bush and John
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Speaker 1: Kerry running against each other for the presidency. The Iraq
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Speaker 1: war was on and Bobby was a Democrat. And she
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Speaker 1: wants to attend the Democratic convention, but she doesn't think
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Speaker 1: the lady that was actually elected to go there should
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Speaker 1: represent because that woman has a lazy eye and a limp.
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Speaker 1: I don't mean to laugh. Yes, you do. Yes, you
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Speaker 1: absolutely do mean to laugh. I'm sorry. She has a
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Speaker 1: lazy eye, a limp, and then Bobby gets into it
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Speaker 1: with some lady that calls up who has some Parkinson's,
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Speaker 1: and they ask her, well, you know, do you churn butter?
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Speaker 1: It's completely tasteless. It's actually pretty funny. And it gives
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Speaker 1: us an idea as to the heart and the soul
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Speaker 1: of the seemingly nice but always pretty weird Bobby and
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Speaker 1: Steve Dooley. Now, the name Gail Roswald came up in
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Speaker 1: a newspaper article. Tell me about Gail.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Gail, you know, I have been dealing with it.
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Speaker 2: Gail is a wonderful woman. She is a wonderful woman.
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Speaker 2: She's one of our delegates. She's one of our members.
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Speaker 2: She wants to be a delegate. She has a son
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Speaker 2: who's in the Air Force Academy. She has a husband
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Speaker 2: who's a successful businessman. I think the world of her.
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Speaker 2: I can't allow her to go back to the convention
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Speaker 2: because of a physical infirmity that she has.
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Speaker 1: Now, I understand the woman suffers from lazy eye.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, some people call it walleye. It's... You know.
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Speaker 1: She's a Gulf War veteran. Am I right or am
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Speaker 1: I wrong?
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Speaker 2: She was in the U.S. Army. I believe she worked
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Speaker 2: on a Patriot missile battery during the Gulf War, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I can't indulge her. I can't have her leaving an
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Speaker 2: area that is known for women who are certainly very active,
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Speaker 2: but we're also, you know, physically appealing and we're well...
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Speaker 2: We take care of ourselves. And I send a woman
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Speaker 2: who is.
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Speaker 2: You know, 50-something who's a little, I would say, heavy,
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Speaker 2: who has one eye. She's got a drifting eye. If
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Speaker 2: it wasn't for the eye, I'm sure.
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Speaker 1: All right. Well, there's a major letter that she wrote
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Speaker 1: to the L.A. Times where she critiques this.
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Speaker 2: Well, I wrote a letter to the L.A. Times as well,
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Speaker 2: and I said, I can't have someone with an eye
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Speaker 2: that drifts away I'm sorry, but hold on.
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Speaker 1: 1-800-449-8686 is our number here. We're covering an awful lot.
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Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: Bobby is on to talk about the Democratic Party's platform. Also,
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Speaker 1: this problem you're having, a member of your club that
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Speaker 1: you do not want to send to the Boston Convention
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Speaker 1: because she's unpresentable, would you say?
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Speaker 2: Physically, she is. If you're going to talk on the
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Speaker 2: floor of the convention... And you're going to convince people to...
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Speaker 2: By the way, not to.
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Speaker 1: Interrupt, has your club endorsed anyone?
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Phil?
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Speaker 1: Has the Western Estates Republican Women's Club endorsed anyone?
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Speaker 2: We're going with John Kerry. He... We just think he's great.
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Speaker 2: We did like Howard Dean, but we think John Kerry's great.
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Speaker 1: All right. So you've got a delegate on the convention
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Speaker 1: floor who wants to endorse John Kerry, and the lady
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Speaker 1: is physically... Yeah, it's very unfortunate.
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Speaker 2: She has one of these lazy eyes. And she also,
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Speaker 2: since an automobile accident that occurred, I think, right after
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Speaker 2: she got out of the Army, she has walked with
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Speaker 2: an aluminum cane. And we are also very proud of her.
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Speaker 2: And we want her to be active in our club.
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Speaker 2: But I send a woman to the Boston Convention Center.
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Speaker 2: You know, Steve said it best. He said it's like
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Speaker 2: sending the man from Young Frankenstein, the Jewish fellow, right?
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Speaker 2: Marty Feldman. Marty Feldman with one eye that goes very
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Speaker 2: distinctly to the left and another eye that drifts wide right.
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Speaker 2: And then on top of that, the crutch. Now you're talking.
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Speaker 2: People cannot possibly concentrate when they're talking to someone like that.
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Speaker 1: I want to ask you, as a Democrat, especially as
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Speaker 1: a Democrat, a party that is known for alleged sympathy
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Speaker 1: for the underprivileged, the underclass, whether they be handicapped, whether
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Speaker 1: they be people of color, isn't that a little hypocritical
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Speaker 1: for you to take that stand?
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Speaker 2: No, and I'll tell you why, Phil. We need, as
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Speaker 2: my husband likes to say, we need every swing and
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Speaker 2: you know what. where they're needed most. We put the
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Speaker 2: people who are good. For instance, Gail is wonderful at
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Speaker 2: working the phones. I love for her to work our phones.
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Speaker 2: On election day, she's going to be working the phones.
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Speaker 2: We're going to be getting the vote out for Howard Dean,
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Speaker 2: and we want to make sure that we have someone
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Speaker 2: on the phone who can do that. Gail is great.
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Speaker 1: Is that because you can't see her lazy eye and
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Speaker 1: her limp?
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Speaker 2: No, that is not it at all. It's because she
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Speaker 2: is a great communicator.
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Speaker 1: But if she's a great communicator, why not send her
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Speaker 1: to the convention?
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Speaker 2: You know something, Phil? I was elected president of the
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Speaker 2: Western Estates Democratic Party Women's Club. I'm sorry that you
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Speaker 2: don't agree with my decisions, but my decision is going
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Speaker 2: to be final. I understand how you feel.
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Speaker 1: Well, I will tell you this, Ms.
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Speaker 4: Dooley.
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Speaker 1: I found out that the women in your club voted...
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Speaker 1: almost unanimously to send this, Gail, and forgive me, Gail,
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Speaker 1: because I know you're listening. I spoke with her this afternoon. Gail,
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Speaker 1: is it Roswell?
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Speaker 2: Roswell.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Gail Roswell. They are supporting her.
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Speaker 2: Well, you know what? Yes, they are. And still, and
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Speaker 2: I appreciate their input, my decision is final. This is
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Speaker 2: one of the most important years in history for Democrats.
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Speaker 2: We can't take any chances sending a woman... with an eye,
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Speaker 2: you know... Steve, what was the joke you made?
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Speaker 1: You don't know which eye to look at when you're
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Speaker 1: talking to her.
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Speaker 2: My husband made a joke. He said, you don't know
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Speaker 2: which eye to look at when you're talking to her,
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Speaker 2: which I thought was funny. Now, imagine walking up to
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Speaker 2: someone with an eye that drifts left and then quivers
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Speaker 2: right for a moment and then drifts out back left,
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Speaker 2: and she's on a metal crutch.
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Speaker 1: I would say... As I have said, I work in business, Ms. Dooley,
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Speaker 1: with handicapped people. I'm in the broadcast business with people
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Speaker 1: who are on metal crutches.
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Speaker 2: What business are you in?
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Speaker 1: I'm in the radio business.
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Speaker 2: Bingo. See? Do you see any of them on TV,
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Speaker 2: hosting TV shows? No, you don't. No, you don't.
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Speaker 1: All right, 1-800-449-8686. Bobby Dooley, president of the Western Estate
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Speaker 1: Democratic Party Women's Club, is on the phone, along with Janet. Hello, Janet.
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Speaker 1: You're on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Hello, Ms.
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Speaker 5: Dooley.
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Speaker 6: If the Democratic Party considers itself to be the champion
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Speaker 6: of the people, then I would think that it should
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Speaker 6: be the champion of all people, regardless of how they look.
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Speaker 6: If this woman is a great communicator and you believe
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Speaker 6: she's a great representative of your club, then why is
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Speaker 6: it you want to keep her where no one can
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Speaker 6: see her? I'm absolutely appalled by.
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Speaker 2: Your point of view. No, can I explain? We value
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Speaker 2: Gail immensely. She has been like just my, she's been
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Speaker 2: my right hand. She's been everything. She is best needed
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Speaker 2: on the phones, where she won't scare people, where she can.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean, scare people?
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Speaker 2: Janet, you know what I mean, right?
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Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry, I don't. I was born with a
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Speaker 6: cleft lip, and I have a daughter.
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Speaker 5: With a cleft lip.
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Speaker 6: And I can tell you that many people might have
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Speaker 6: been scared by one of us. And I find your
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Speaker 6: comments extremely offensive.
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Speaker 2: Well, now, wait a minute. Even you can recognize that
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Speaker 2: I can't send you to a convention with a lip.
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Speaker 2: Is it like that? You sound normal.
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Speaker 6: Well, yes, I've had surgery and everything. But the point
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Speaker 6: is that why are you discriminating against someone because they
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Speaker 6: don't meet the current standard of what beauty is? Just
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Speaker 6: like you would discriminate against someone. Would you discriminate against
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Speaker 6: someone who's poor because... they aren't dressed in fashion?
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Speaker 2: Well, you're not going to send them out to the market.
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Speaker 6: And put down another.
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Speaker 2: You just put your foot in it. You just stepped
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Speaker 2: in it. No, I wouldn't. I'm not going to send
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Speaker 2: someone badly dressed into a business meeting. Are you? No,
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Speaker 2: but you could lead to a business meeting properly. Are
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Speaker 2: you punishing them?
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Speaker 6: No, but this is not something that you can.
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Speaker 2: So you're punishing them because they're poor? No, but at
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Speaker 2: the same.
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Speaker 6: Time, this is of no fault of her own, and
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Speaker 6: it's not even correctable.
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Speaker 2: We need to stop the warmonger George Bush. I don't
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Speaker 2: know why you're... Are you a Democrat?
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Speaker 6: No, I'm not, but I... Your comments have more to
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Speaker 6: do with acceptance of people and discrimination against people based
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Speaker 6: on something that's as shallow as appearance.
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Speaker 2: I just want to make sure we register enough voters
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Speaker 2: and we get enough people voting for.
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Speaker 1: You said you endorsed John Kerry.
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Speaker 2: For John Kerry. And the only way we can do
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Speaker 2: that is not to frighten them with someone who's stumbling
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Speaker 2: about with a cane. I'm sorry, I just.
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Speaker 1: Frighten them?
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Speaker 6: A vast majority of this country are the elderly.
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Speaker 2: Are they frightening? My husband wanted to know, is a
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Speaker 2: cleft lip the same as a hair lip?
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Speaker 1: All right, now listen to me.
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Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
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Speaker 1: Listen to me.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any more of this ignorance,
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Speaker 1: all right? We're trying to.
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Speaker 2: What ignorance, Mr. Hinder? I just want to know, is
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Speaker 2: she a hair lip?
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Speaker 6: Yes, that's a pejorative term for it, yes.
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Speaker 2: Well, you are.
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Speaker 1: She said it is a pejorative, okay? That is a negative.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 6: You know, I will say one thing. I support George Bush,
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Speaker 6: and listening to you right now gives me a great
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Speaker 6: deal of hope.
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Speaker 2: Because if all the Democratic Party is.
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Speaker 6: In England with you, then there's no problem with him
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Speaker 6: winning again.
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Speaker 2: He's murdering people in Iraq. Can I ask a favor
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Speaker 2: of the lady? Yes.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 2: Could you do some of the alphabet?
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Speaker 1: All right, don't do it, Janet.
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Speaker 2: We just want to hear her say A, B, C, D.
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Speaker 2: Can she do that?
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Speaker 6: No. A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Keep going. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T.
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Speaker 2: U, V, W, X, Y, Z. She says M good.
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Speaker 2: You say M good. Right here on the left.
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Speaker 1: If you say that word one more time, I'm hanging up.
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Speaker 2: Well, you know what?
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Speaker 6: I think I'm hanging up because I find you offensive.
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Speaker 2: No, Janet, you know what? Stacey Keech had a lip
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Speaker 2: like that, and he's a great actor, and he reads good.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 6: You know, you are so condescending.
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Speaker 5: It's absolutely.
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Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to get... Why would I do that
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Speaker 2: when I'm trying to get you to vote for John Kerry?
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Speaker 6: Why?
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Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense.
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Speaker 6: Your methodology leaves a lot to be desired, let me
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Speaker 6: tell you.
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Speaker 1: Janet, thank you so much for your comment, and have
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Speaker 1: a very good evening. Thank you. 1-800-449-8686. I would caution
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Speaker 1: the Doolies, if you wouldn't mind, Janet, to keep their
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Speaker 1: comments concerning this political race out of the pejorative area.
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Speaker 1: I think the lady used the word very well. Our
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Speaker 1: number is 1-800-449-8686. Should a woman who walks with a crutch.
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Speaker 1: And who has a wandering or lazy eye, should she
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Speaker 1: be allowed to be a delegate at the Democratic National Convention.
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Speaker 1: The president of a local Democratic women's club does not
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Speaker 1: want her to be there. She wants a more representative woman.
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Speaker 1: She wants herself to go. She's also said that the
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Speaker 1: woman walks with a crutch, even though she is a
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Speaker 1: war veteran. Now, she made a point, would you send
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Speaker 1: somebody who's dressed bad into a business meeting? Janet said, no,
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't, but I'd make sure they're dressed well. Why
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Speaker 1: can't you send somebody as a delegate to the convention,
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Speaker 1: even though they walk with a metal crutch and have
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Speaker 1: a wandering eye? The lady is a veteran of the U.S.
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Speaker 4: Army.
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Speaker 1: She has a son in the Air Force Academy. But Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley doesn't want her to go, even though the club does.
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Speaker 1: She's made the final decision. She's going. Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 1: And now more on the Phil Hendry Show. I want
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Speaker 1: you to tell my audience what you just told me.
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Speaker 1: Bobby Dooley with the Democratic Party Women's Club of Western Estates.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
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Speaker 1: Tell the audience what you just said.
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Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is this. The Howard Dean scream
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Speaker 2: that you have been playing continuously on your show and
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Speaker 2: other comedians have is offensive to Democrats... And we are
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Speaker 2: requesting now that you stop. It is.
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Speaker 1: We're satirizing the man. The man made his bed. He's
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Speaker 1: got to sleep in it.
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Speaker 2: It is offensive to me as a Democrat. And this
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Speaker 2: kind of bigotry and prejudice is... Bigotry?
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Speaker 1: I'm commenting on the man.
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Speaker 2: Can I finish? This kind of bigotry and prejudice against
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Speaker 2: a presidential candidate that we're endorsing. And when I say bigotry, Phil,
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Speaker 2: I don't mean it in terms of the color of
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Speaker 2: his skin. I mean it in terms of the fact that...
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Speaker 2: that he's an excitable man, and you are making sport
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Speaker 2: of him. And so I don't want you to, we
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Speaker 2: are requesting that you not do it anymore.
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Speaker 1: All right, 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley?
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Speaker 2: Yes. You know something? You're really childish.
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Speaker 1: All right, let me go to a phone call here. Rose,
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Speaker 1: go ahead, Rose.
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Speaker 7: Hi, yes, I called in to, I have a comment.
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Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 7: Now, you're endorsing who again?
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, say that again?
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Speaker 7: Who was it that you were endorsing?
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Speaker 2: The Democratic of Western States, Democratic Women's Party.
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Speaker 5: Yes. And you want us to vote for who?
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Speaker 2: It's, uh, I forgot.
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Speaker 1: John Dean.
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Speaker 2: John Dean. Oh, you forgot? I don't know. We began
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Speaker 2: the endorsement process last night.
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Speaker 7: Okay, so you're trying to get everyone to vote for
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Speaker 7: John Dean.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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Speaker 1: John Dean was the guy that ratted out President Nixon.
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Speaker 1: Do you mean Howard Dean?
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Speaker 2: Howard Dean, yeah. Howard Dean.
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Speaker 1: But you said John Kerry five minutes ago.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: You said Kerry.
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Speaker 2: No, I did not. Yes, you did.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
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Speaker 7: You kept saying Kerry, Kerry, Kerry.
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Speaker 5: Regardless of who... Okay, here's my point.
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Speaker 7: Regardless of who you're endorsing, if that person knew that
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Speaker 7: you were endorsing.
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Speaker 5: That person, and they knew what.
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Speaker 7: what soapbox you were standing on, and they endorse it, well,
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Speaker 7: then you know what? I would never, never vote for
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Speaker 7: that person because if they had the same beliefs that
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Speaker 7: you had, my dear, then God knows what would happen
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Speaker 7: to the rest of the people in this beautiful country
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Speaker 7: with the disabilities that bring us so much joy and hope.
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Speaker 2: Can I ask you something, Rose?
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Speaker 5: Yes, go ahead.
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Speaker 2: Do you want to have someone representing you who has
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Speaker 2: one shoe with a bigger heel than the other one?
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Speaker 5: You know what? I would be grateful.
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Speaker 7: I would love to see more.
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Speaker 2: People with disabilities out there. And you know what?
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Speaker 7: The people who have been blessed with these kind.
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Speaker 4: Of people in their lives.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Rose, hang on for a minute. We're going to
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Speaker 1: go to a break, but I want you to hang on.
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Speaker 1: You too, Bobby. This is a woman in the Democratic
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Speaker 1: Club with a walleye, and she doesn't want to go
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Speaker 1: into Washington. Phil Henry Show. The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 1: Bobby Dooley on me, with me here from the Democratic
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Speaker 1: Women's Club of Western Estates. This is a club of
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Speaker 1: women who are Democrats.
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Speaker 2: Well, in a manner of speaking, Phil, we are a
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Speaker 2: group of women, yes, who support the policies of the
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Speaker 2: Democratic Party, and we're working to get John Dean elected president,
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Speaker 2: and also to point out to people that George Bush...
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Speaker 2: I mean, could it be any worse? Could things be
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Speaker 2: any worse in our country? I don't think so. Everything
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Speaker 2: is horrible. And we just need to make it better.
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Speaker 2: We just really do. And we're going to do that
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Speaker 2: by getting rid of George Bush because he's just, it's
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Speaker 2: been a disaster.
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Speaker 1: Let me ask you just one question. What would you
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Speaker 1: like to have seen? After 9-11, what did you want
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Speaker 1: to have happen? Should we have not attacked? Were you
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Speaker 1: against the war with Iraq? Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: Why were you against the war with Iraq?
17:59
Speaker 2: Because they never found any weapons of destruction. And also,
18:08
Speaker 2: the Iraqi people, you know, did you see the pictures
18:12
Speaker 2: of the people that were, did you see the babies
18:14
Speaker 2: that were killed?
18:15
Speaker 1: All right, they never found any weapons of mass destruction.
18:17
Speaker 1: What about Hussein getting kicked out of there?
18:20
Speaker 2: Are you a Republican?
18:21
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm a Democrat.
18:24
Speaker 2: Well, I don't understand. I'm just saying that we don't want,
18:28
Speaker 2: you know, George Bush, that's the whole, right there.
18:32
Speaker 1: All right. You just don't like him, huh?
18:35
Speaker 2: No, he's just, it's terrible what's happened.
18:41
Speaker 1: Okay, here's Amy. Go ahead, Amy.
18:44
Speaker 2: Hi. Hi.
18:44
Speaker 3: I'd like to just say that I find your approach
18:48
Speaker 3: to sending this woman as your delegate to be completely despicable.
18:55
Speaker 3: We have laws in this country that we've worked hard
18:58
Speaker 3: for to prevent discrimination against individuals who are handicapped.
19:04
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not discriminating, though.
19:05
Speaker 3: Yes, you are. I personally am handicapped and have to
19:12
Speaker 3: walk with a cane because of a muscular disease.
19:15
Speaker 2: Do you have one shoe with a thicker sole?
19:18
Speaker 3: That's irrelevant.
19:19
Speaker 1: What difference does it make?
19:20
Speaker 3: That is a physical handicap, and you are illegally discriminating
19:26
Speaker 3: against that individual.
19:27
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not a paid position, see, so that's no.
19:29
Speaker 1: It's irrelevant.
19:31
Speaker 4: Those laws are.
19:32
Speaker 2: Are you blind? Do you have good eyes? What happened?
19:35
Speaker 1: The lady said she has a muscular disease.
19:38
Speaker 4: The point is, you're discriminating against someone.
19:46
Speaker 3: For no just cause. You don't have it. And I
19:49
Speaker 3: would advise any woman in your organization to run.
19:54
Speaker 2: We are the Democratic Women's Club of Western States. We're
19:57
Speaker 2: going to get Howard.
19:59
Speaker 3: I don't care who you're promoting.
20:01
Speaker 2: What I care about is.
20:03
Speaker 3: The fact that you are abusing your power.
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Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
20:08
Speaker 1: I said to this lady that the Democratic Party has
20:11
Speaker 1: worked for the passage of the People with Disabilities Act.
20:15
Speaker 2: Right. And I'm very proud of that, Phil. And that's
20:18
Speaker 2: why we want Gail to work the phones. She does
20:21
Speaker 2: it brilliantly. We're just afraid she might scare someone.
20:26
Speaker 3: That is so disgusting. I know it is.
20:30
Speaker 2: I don't even have.
20:31
Speaker 3: The proper words to respond. That she will scare someone?
20:36
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something, Amy, by the way?
20:38
Speaker 5: No.
20:40
Speaker 2: One of her eyes goes off. It just shoots off.
20:43
Speaker 2: It's like she's looking at the sun and she's staring
20:46
Speaker 2: at you.
20:46
Speaker 7: So?
20:46
Speaker 5: So.
20:48
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
20:50
Speaker 3: I walk with a pain.
20:51
Speaker 7: I have tremors.
20:54
Speaker 3: My hands and arms shake all of the time.
20:58
Speaker 2: Can I play something for you, Amy? I asked your engineer,
21:02
Speaker 2: Mark Newman, if he'd play this song, because this is
21:06
Speaker 2: one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. And
21:08
Speaker 2: this is so a part of what Amy and I
21:11
Speaker 2: are talking about.
21:13
Speaker 1: Well, look, I don't have time to play any songs
21:16
Speaker 1: right now, okay? I've got to call her on the line.
21:19
Speaker 1: So I'm... Is this the song?
21:21
Speaker 2: Yes, go ahead. Okay, listen. I only have one good
21:29
Speaker 2: eye for you. All right. Now, why did I say that?
21:32
Speaker 2: Because if people like you head your way, Amy, songs
21:36
Speaker 2: about beautiful eyes, I only have an eye for you.
21:40
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying? Oh, my gosh.
21:43
Speaker 4: Yeah.
21:43
Speaker 1: What kind of stupidity?
21:44
Speaker 3: You are truly a frightening woman.
21:46
Speaker 1: What kind of stupidity is that?
21:47
Speaker 4: You have set back the ADA inequality.
21:52
Speaker 3: For everyone in this country about 3,000 years.
21:56
Speaker 5: You know something, Amy?
21:57
Speaker 2: Even though you said hurtful things to me, I want
21:59
Speaker 2: to send you off with a good thought. There's an
22:02
Speaker 2: organization called the Jerry Lewis. Have you got any money
22:07
Speaker 2: from him? Because you should call him. He does.
22:11
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jerry Lewis Telethon?
22:13
Speaker 2: Yes.
22:14
Speaker 3: What does he have to do with this?
22:16
Speaker 2: Because of what you... You said you can't butter your
22:19
Speaker 2: toast because your hands don't.
22:20
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say that.
22:21
Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
22:22
Speaker 5: I beg your pardon.
22:24
Speaker 2: You said it was difficult to pour cream in your
22:26
Speaker 2: coffee because you're usually dumping it in your husband's lap
22:29
Speaker 2: or something. I don't know.
22:31
Speaker 1: She never said any such thing.
22:32
Speaker 3: You are apparently hallucinating on top of everything else.
22:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't say that she has trouble buttering her
22:36
Speaker 1: freaking toast.
22:37
Speaker 3: I never said anything of the kind.
22:39
Speaker 2: Well, I want you to know that I'm, you know,
22:43
Speaker 2: I just. I thought I heard her say it too.
22:45
Speaker 1: Mr. Dooley, Amy, I want to thank you for your call.
22:48
Speaker 2: Okay. And how long does it take you to churn butter?
22:53
Speaker 3: Well, I've never churned butter.
22:55
Speaker 5: Have you?
22:55
Speaker 2: Do you have tremors?
22:57
Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
22:58
Speaker 2: Well, imagine what you could do. This is what I'm saying.
23:01
Speaker 2: Every person to a job that he can do.
23:05
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Are you saying that because this lady
23:07
Speaker 1: has tremors, she'd be one hell of a butter churner?
23:11
Speaker 5: Yes.
23:12
Speaker 2: Yes, I am.
23:15
Speaker 4: Hi.
23:16
Speaker 1: It's... It's nuts.
23:21
Speaker 4: I think someone should strap you to a wheelchair for
23:28
Speaker 4: about three weeks.
23:29
Speaker 1: Very good.
23:30
Speaker 3: And tape your mouth so that it's distorted and let
23:37
Speaker 3: you try to survive in the world and see how
23:40
Speaker 3: you like it.
23:41
Speaker 2: Do you know it's an earthquake or how do you
23:43
Speaker 2: know we're having an earthquake?
23:45
Speaker 1: Have you heard anything this woman said? What do you mean,
23:48
Speaker 1: how does she know we're having an earthquake?
23:49
Speaker 2: If she's shaking all the time. You know, Jerry Lewis shakes, too,
23:54
Speaker 2: so that's nothing to be ashamed of.
23:55
Speaker 5: I'm not Elvis Presley.
23:57
Speaker 2: He doesn't look like the old man anymore.
23:58
Speaker 3: I have tremors in my hands and my arms.
24:02
Speaker 1: Okay, Amy, thank you. You've got a very nice collection
24:05
Speaker 1: of thoughts for our show.
24:07
Speaker 2: Amy, just remember, we're out here in the Democratic Party
24:10
Speaker 2: working for you. No, you're not. Yeah.
24:13
Speaker 3: No, you've made it quite clear that you're not.
24:15
Speaker 2: No, obviously, Mr. Hendry has biased everything that I've said.
24:19
Speaker 2: Just remember, you'll never walk alone. No, I'm... Actually, you
24:22
Speaker 2: know what? Here's a joke. You'll never limp alone.
24:25
Speaker 3: Isn't that wonderful?
24:26
Speaker 4: I'm educated enough and well-educated, mind you, that I can
24:30
Speaker 4: make my decisions on my own.
24:32
Speaker 1: All right, Amy, thank you very much.
24:33
Speaker 3: Thank you.
24:34
Speaker 7: 1-800-449-8686.
24:37
Speaker 1: There is a level of insensitivity that you have, Ms.
24:39
Speaker 4: Dooley.
24:39
Speaker 2: No, Mr. Henry, there is a level of misunderstanding that
24:42
Speaker 2: you have. You don't understand.
24:44
Speaker 1: What do you mean you'll never limp alone?
24:47
Speaker 2: It was a takeoff on the song, You'll Never Walk Alone.
24:50
Speaker 1: I know the song, You'll Never Walk Alone. I know
24:53
Speaker 1: that song.
24:54
Speaker 2: The Democratic Party is here for... I forget her name.
25:00
Speaker 1: Amy.
25:00
Speaker 5: For Amy.
25:01
Speaker 2: Excuse me. I'm sorry, Phil.
25:03
Speaker 5: I had.
25:04
Speaker 2: A really bad salmon dish for lunch. We had our
25:08
Speaker 2: first monthly meeting over at one of the hotels here
25:12
Speaker 2: in Western Estates near Agora, and I had a lousy
25:16
Speaker 2: chicken breast. It was lousy. I think it was bad.
25:19
Speaker 2: I think it was bad, too. But what I wanted
25:22
Speaker 2: to say, well, now I forgot what I wanted to say.
25:24
Speaker 1: All right, well, let me just go to another call here. Hyatt, hi,
25:26
Speaker 1: you're on the Phil Henry Show, Hyatt.
25:28
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you. Julie, I think.
25:31
Speaker 2: My name is Bobbi. Julie? Bobby Dooley.
25:35
Speaker 5: The worst thing that could have happened to the Democratic
25:39
Speaker 5: Party was for you to get on national radio. And
25:44
Speaker 5: whatever they have accomplished so far, you have just destroyed.
25:48
Speaker 2: No, I have not. And that is very hurtful.
25:50
Speaker 5: Yes, you have.
25:51
Speaker 2: That's offensive.
25:52
Speaker 5: Madam, yes, you have. You are sick.
25:56
Speaker 2: How am I sick?
25:57
Speaker 5: You are sick. And keep on talking, because the more
26:02
Speaker 5: you talk, the more damage you are doing. And there
26:06
Speaker 5: are many, many people out there listening. And I do
26:11
Speaker 5: hope that everyone has heard every word that you have said.
26:16
Speaker 1: All right, this is Phil. Let Bobby jump in here.
26:20
Speaker 2: Well, I just have one question. I want to know
26:22
Speaker 2: if this woman is deaf, because she won't listen to me.
26:25
Speaker 5: You're absolutely correct. I've listened to every word you've said.
26:29
Speaker 2: Well, what is this, GIMP call-in hour where you have
26:31
Speaker 2: cripples calling in?
26:33
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
26:34
Speaker 5: I beg your pardon?
26:35
Speaker 2: Well, if you're deaf, I asked Mr. Hendry if this
26:39
Speaker 2: was an hour for, you know, the deaf and dumb.
26:42
Speaker 2: My name is Bobby.
26:44
Speaker 3: Julie.
26:45
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you want, George?
26:47
Speaker 5: Because you have some very serious mental problems.
26:50
Speaker 2: What is your name, Hyatt? My name is Hyatt. Were
26:54
Speaker 2: you conceived there? Is that why they named you that?
26:56
Speaker 1: No.
26:56
Speaker 2: What's your husband's name? Union 76?
26:58
Speaker 5: Julie, I want to remind you, there have been many
27:02
Speaker 5: Americans that are shedding and have shed blood so that
27:07
Speaker 5: people like you can get out and talk.
27:10
Speaker 2: What's your last name? Regency?
27:12
Speaker 5: My last name? You want my name? I'll give you
27:15
Speaker 5: my name.
27:15
Speaker 2: Hyatt Regency.
27:17
Speaker 5: I will give you my name.
27:18
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
27:19
Speaker 5: Don't do it.
27:20
Speaker 1: Don't do it.
27:20
Speaker 2: Hyatt.
27:21
Speaker 1: Don't do it, Hyatt. You're only going to get... You
27:23
Speaker 1: don't want.
27:25
Speaker 2: Thank you, Hyatt. My name is Bobby Julie.
27:26
Speaker 5: Julie, I want to tell you something. If you are
27:32
Speaker 5: representing Dr. Dean, you have already helped him to lose.
27:38
Speaker 2: No, you're wrong.
27:39
Speaker 5: Now you keep on talking, Julie. You're wrong.
27:42
Speaker 2: The Democratic Party represents money for all kinds of people.
27:46
Speaker 2: You better believe it. And the poor people are going
27:48
Speaker 2: to get more money. You better believe it.
27:51
Speaker 5: And wherever they found.
27:52
Speaker 2: You and whoever allowed you to speak.
27:55
Speaker 5: On national radio made the biggest mistake they could have made.
28:00
Speaker 1: What we're trying to say here, Bobby, if I could
28:01
Speaker 1: just jump in, is that in your attempt to communicate
28:05
Speaker 1: a message, you've already called this lady Hyatt Regency. I
28:09
Speaker 1: guess you think that's funny.
28:12
Speaker 2: Well, my husband said Hyatt Watha, which I thought was
28:15
Speaker 2: even better. But I'm not even going to go there
28:17
Speaker 2: with you, Hyatt. What I am going to say is this.
28:19
Speaker 2: As women, we shouldn't fight. We should stick together to
28:22
Speaker 2: defeat George Bush and to get the Democrats into the
28:29
Speaker 2: White House. And then everything's messed up now. Wouldn't you
28:33
Speaker 2: agree with that?
28:34
Speaker 5: I have been listening to what you've had to say
28:37
Speaker 5: about disabled people.
28:38
Speaker 2: There you go.
28:39
Speaker 5: I think it's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
28:42
Speaker 2: What? All I said was.
28:43
Speaker 5: And as far as I'm concerned, Julie, you are sick. Very,
28:48
Speaker 5: very sick.
28:49
Speaker 2: Hey, Julie, get me some coffee, will you? In a minute. Now, Hyatt,
28:53
Speaker 2: I think that what I need to do is to
28:56
Speaker 2: tell Gail, all right, she can come to Boston with me.
28:58
Speaker 5: Do you have a problem with this? I would like
29:01
Speaker 5: to invite you to come here to Syracuse, New York.
29:04
Speaker 2: Do you have a problem with this?
29:04
Speaker 5: I would like to have a debate with you in
29:06
Speaker 5: front of the public.
29:08
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing right now. We're debating.
29:11
Speaker 1: You're absolutely correct.
29:12
Speaker 5: We are debating. But unfortunately, Julie, unfortunately, what you are doing,
29:19
Speaker 5: you are damaging all of those that believe in what
29:24
Speaker 5: you're representing, the Democratic Party. And in the length of
29:29
Speaker 5: time that you have been on national radio.
29:31
Speaker 2: I'm going to let Gail come to the Democratic Convention
29:33
Speaker 2: with me if she'll wear a mask.
29:36
Speaker 5: You have done more damage during this period of time.
29:40
Speaker 2: Than anyone could have done. Why do you have an
29:43
Speaker 2: Indian's name and a British accent?
29:45
Speaker 5: I beg your pardon?
29:46
Speaker 2: Why do you have an Indian's name and a British accent?
29:48
Speaker 5: Because I happen to be British.
29:52
Speaker 2: No, I know that, but what kind of Indian are you?
29:56
Speaker 5: I happen to be an American citizen, and I'm proud
30:00
Speaker 5: of it. And it just so happens that I have
30:03
Speaker 5: also made sacrifices so that you can speak to me
30:08
Speaker 5: on the phone.
30:08
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want you to feel bad because I
30:10
Speaker 2: had a very dear friend, and her first name was Hilton.
30:13
Speaker 2: Isn't that fun? I had a buddy named Radisson.
30:18
Speaker 5: Julie, I think you should appreciate this man that is
30:21
Speaker 5: allowing you to use his airspace.
30:25
Speaker 2: I love my husband. Oh, you mean Mr. Hendry? Yes. Well,
30:28
Speaker 2: I think that... Hey, hiya. Pip, Pip and Cheerio. Isn't
30:31
Speaker 2: that British?
30:32
Speaker 5: I beg your pardon?
30:33
Speaker 2: Isn't Pip, Pip and Cheerio a British way to talk?
30:36
Speaker 5: And so is goodbye. Oh, yeah?
30:40
Speaker 2: We do that, too, here. We say that in America.
30:42
Speaker 2: We say goodbye, yeah.
30:44
Speaker 5: Well, I must say that I do appreciate this country,
30:47
Speaker 5: and I appreciate everything it's given to me.
30:51
Speaker 2: What are the names of your kids, Sheraton, Marriott, and
30:53
Speaker 2: Motel 6? I'm kidding, darling. I'm just kidding you.
30:57
Speaker 1: Everything you've been saying is a big freaking joke.
31:00
Speaker 5: You know, Julie, you don't come over at all, and
31:04
Speaker 5: you can accent, and you can put on the accent,
31:08
Speaker 5: and you can come over as madam, but believe me,
31:12
Speaker 5: You are... beyond and beneath your dirt.
31:16
Speaker 2: I'm getting the feeling that you're handicapped.
31:19
Speaker 5: And you are what is called the ugly American in
31:23
Speaker 5: other countries.
31:23
Speaker 2: No, we represent our country very well. And God forbid
31:26
Speaker 2: that you ever.
31:26
Speaker 5: Go to another country to represent any American.
31:30
Speaker 2: We went to France, and they loved us over there.
31:32
Speaker 2: I had an affair with a Frenchman before I married Steve.
31:36
Speaker 5: You are one of those that's pointed out as the
31:39
Speaker 5: ugly American.
31:40
Speaker 2: And we went to Britain, and they thought we were delightful.
31:44
Speaker 2: And I had... Do you remember the little Chinese... We
31:47
Speaker 2: were in China. No, we didn't go to China. We
31:49
Speaker 2: went to Hong Kong, which they say is not the
31:52
Speaker 2: same thing. But anyway, I want to thank you very much. Well,
31:55
Speaker 2: I can assure you that I do have.
31:58
Speaker 5: Access in other countries to the media, and I will
32:01
Speaker 5: make it a point that you will be known.
32:05
Speaker 2: Believe me. I'd love to go on the BBC and
32:07
Speaker 2: talk all British and stuff. Wouldn't that be fun?
32:10
Speaker 5: Believe me, and I will make it known just who
32:13
Speaker 5: you are and how you talk about disabled people on
32:17
Speaker 5: American radio.
32:18
Speaker 2: Oh, good.
32:20
Speaker 5: And I will let them know.
32:21
Speaker 2: Now, how do I get room service? I'm kidding again, Hyatt.
32:24
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
32:25
Speaker 1: Look, the lady's name is Hyatt. Quit with the gags.
32:27
Speaker 2: Hey, did you know Princess Diana? Because I really liked
32:30
Speaker 2: her a lot. Yeah, you know, I did a Princess
32:32
Speaker 2: Diana act. where I had a steering wheel coming out
32:35
Speaker 2: of my chest, and I sang, You'll Never Walk Alone.
32:39
Speaker 1: And I thought, all right, I'm done. I'm finished. I'm through.
32:43
Speaker 5: Thank you for taking my call. Thank you for taking
32:46
Speaker 5: my call.
32:47
Speaker 1: You're certainly welcome, Maya.
32:48
Speaker 5: And I appreciate your program.
32:50
Speaker 1: Well, thank you, and you're very, very kind.
32:52
Speaker 5: Take care.
32:53
Speaker 2: I think both of you can go straight down to
32:56
Speaker 2: the underbelly of the world.
33:04
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
33:06
Speaker 2: I'm hanging up.
33:09
Speaker 1: Well, then hang the freaking phone up!
33:14
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't find the.
33:17
Speaker 2: No, you know what I just did there, Phil? What?
33:20
Speaker 2: I made fun... I pretended like I had muscular sclerosis.
33:25
Speaker 2: So you can see, I'm sensitive. Yeah, people would do that.
33:39
Speaker 1: If you ever book those two on my show again.
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