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Episode 50: Something to Celebrate · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome into the treehouse. Time to leave your worries outside and join me.
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Dan O'Malley, along with Trey Trenholme and Raj Sharma have a big show today.
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Normally I hate it when people say that because it usually fails to deliver
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on the promise. But today it is true. We have something to celebrate.
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That will happen later on, but right now there is very very very
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important, semi breaking news, not just in the state of Texas, but
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in a number of states around the country. They're coming for our porn.
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Gentleman, They're or our porn. I don't remember seeing this on Fox four.
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I don't think the slogan should be you can pry it out of my
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cold dead fingers. If they ever thought people were going to get mad about
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guns, Yeah, you can tell what a coincidence. Both of those things
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are holding something that shoots. Horn Hub Yes and a multitude of other companies
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owning adult content websites have filed the lawsuit against the Great State of Texas over
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a new law passed last session, which they say violates multiple constitutional amendments.
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The law, which will go into effect on September first. So if you're
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looking to you know, skirt these laws and you better get to pound and
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before the first of September the law would I want to see how high the
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numbers jump from now until September one, and then what the what the refractory
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period yes will be like after the first Yeah, the law would require adult
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websites like porn hub to have age verifications and health warnings before users can enter
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the websites. The lawsuit, which is filed by Free Speech Coalition Incorporated alongside
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other companies, argues this law violates the first eighth and fourteenth Amendments of the
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United States Constitution. It argues that the age verification requirement is overbroad and fails
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strict scrutiny by employing the least effect yet most restrictive means of accomplishing the States
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stated purpose of protecting miners. M h. Here's what I'm curious about,
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yes, is do these politicians, I mean, they have to realize that
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you are going to piss off a lot of people if all of a sudden
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they can't get to their porn, including some people that are very tech savvy.
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So if you were anywhere, if you voted yes for this this bill,
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your browser history better be damn spotless, because otherwise all your stuff is
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gonna get out because they're gonna hack your stuff. Yeah, your house better
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look a lot better than Mike's apartment. Everybody on board the bing bus,
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right, Yeah, it's I whoever, don't. I just don't know how
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we as the state of Texas that prides ourselves on being you know, we're
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the lone star state with this were that where everything's bigger here, like like
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Oklahoma is like they've already got like I think they've now passed recreational I know
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it's medicinal marijuana. I think we have that here now, but like Oklahoma
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got ahead of us. Yeah, I don't know how that happened. And
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Oklahoma's like you want weed in porn? Okay. I think that's like they're
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how they're getting people to move to Oklahoma. It's like, hey, you
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know, Texas, they're gonna they're gonna make you say, are you a
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teen? Oklahoma? Come? Like yeah? And Oklahoma where everything is indeed
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Okay, I love that slogan. It's like, hey, Oklahoma, we
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strive for mediocrity. Yeah. I think it's one of those things that they
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snuck in, like it's one of those bills that they kind of snuck in
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the middle, like when they were trying to pass something else and nobody actually
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read it. Yeah, it's probably one of those pork bills. So it's
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so you had like some big spending package, and like the main title of
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the package, everybody was for, like let's say education, but underneath they're
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underneath and like the smaller print. There was a smaller bill and that was
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this one, and everyone here, yeah, yeah, we're all on board
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of education. And then someone gets out the magnifying glass and they see that,
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Hey wait a minute, and next thing, you know, half the
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Texas legislatures wait, is jumping up and down, hands up, going what
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about me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody's like I can't
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clear I can't clear this fast enough. There's when you have when you have
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a bunch of politicians turning to all of their staffs asking what's a cash So
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I normally pay the hookers with and you know what they love about those hookers,
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the hookers, don't I d So, in addition to the age verification
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requirement, I mentioned the health warnings that are attached with this law. That
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health warnings include statements such as exposure to this content is associated with low self
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esteem and body image, eating disorders, and paired brain development, and other
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emotional and mental illnesses. I just go back to the initial part where it
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says this new law would require adult content websites like porn hub to have age
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verifications and health warnings before you can enter the websites, which I have to
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ask, how hard are you hitting it if they're telling you to take it
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easy. I've never I've never I've never watched so much that I mean,
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I guess, I guess the eating disorder would be the forget to eat.
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You're watching so much, you forgot to take up food break because I've never
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I've never heard something I've never in mind, and I lived in California for
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eleven years and and people have like I've met people with God love them all
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kinds of of of body issues or whatever. But I've never heard anybody be
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like, you know what, I just the anorexia started when it was just
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in a racial couple gang bangs. That's when that's that's when that's when the
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boulimia started. Yeah, it turns out porn is a gateway addiction. Who
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needs weight watchers when you got porn, there should be a calorie counter in
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the corner. How many weight watchers when you've got BBW watchers. But seriously,
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if you have to have a health law, or if if you have
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a law requiring a health warning before you can enter a website, how vigorously
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are you jerking off? That's when like, yeah, if you have to
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have like medical professionals at your side, like before you engage with yourself into
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a self love situation, are you getting dressed and looking like a high school
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wrestler going into cut lake? I think I would agree with it. Like
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this if like in the middle of your marathon, like a little thing just
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pops up and goes hydrate. Uh, And then you mean you made like
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instead of clippy it's cocky. Yes, but just somewhere with this, really
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with this really non helpful suggestions. Yes, just just just every like every
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forty minutes or so, something just pops up and goes pedialyte. It makes
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it sound like, you know, you'll have some medical team standing outside your
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door ready to rush in at halftime, give you an IV get you puffed
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up. The second half it seemed like, look, Michael Jordan wan he
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had the flu. Meanwhile, you're splayed out on the trainer's table, rubbing
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your nipples in preparation of both paddles. The whole new category. Now give
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me the juice. We just took masturbation and made it a sport. Teenage
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dfw dot com. Sorry, I'm still thinking about legislature. Whispering to one
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another? What did we do? Speaking love? Just somebody across the hill?
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Is yours working? You mean the Internet? No? The born I've
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worn stopped working. That's the law you passed you More on I can't get
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stick chicks, what about you? Although with the going the going viral on
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the Instagram, I did I did uh I did get two one one one
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Australian stripper and one, uh porn star that followed me. Now, so
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you nailed them? No no, no, no no no, they just
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follow me on. Then oh is that the is that the new I got
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a I got a porn star is not that you actually were with them sexually,
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but just that they follow you. Now yeah, she she she comes.
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She said a great sense of humor. And I was like, well,
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and and you're and what what was your response? You're great at what
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you do as well. Hashtag blessed in the prayer hands viral Going viral does
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have its advantages. Congratulation does well not to be outdone by the Texas legislature.
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A man has been arrested for driving a power wheels jeep in the street
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while intoxicated. Well done, Yeah, well done. I think the most
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surprising thing about this story is the fact that it did not happen in Florida,
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but instead happened in Indiana, where I typically not much else happens.
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Yeah. That sounds that sounds like an Indiana. That sounds like a Midwest.
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That sounds like a Midwest thing like that. Like it's like, you
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know, I can see that just in my head is like you know what,
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you're too you're too drunk to get in the car. And he's like,
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I got it. No, I'll figure this out, and he looks
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around. Then the light bulb goes off over his head when he sees a
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children's toy. Honestly, if it from the Midwest, I would expect something
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more rural, like a little maybe a tractor, a riding lawnmower or something,
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you know, yeah, something agricultural. Yeah, I mean I figured
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those guys are drunk anyway when they're when they're when they're like, I don't
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know, harvesting their crops, I would assume that they're like knocking back Keystone
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tall boys. I don't know why it's Keystone, but in my head it
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is no, No, that makes total sense. In my head, it's
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budd Ice. Oh nice. Okay yeah. But also in my head,
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if you're gonna get pulled over for a rural d WI and you want to
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go super Midwest, yeah, the vehicle needs to be an ox plow.
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Okay, now I'm gonna I that seems almost Amish Midwest. I mean yeah,
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I was gonna say, like, dude, that's kind of what I
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was kind of what I was going for. I know that I know they
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used that in India. Do they still do that? A key here?
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Like like the Land of Mechanization always still have an ox plow that would be
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amazing and to be and to be just royally effed up on one of those
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would be the best. Like you charge two tickets for that ride, that's
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gonna be fun. Well, I mean it goes back to like like Trey
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you mentioned the getting a d w I on a tractor. To me,
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that's what started a whole d WI vehicle craze. Was the guy that got
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pulled over driving a tractor and got arrested for a d w I. But
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here's and I don't mean to interrupt you on that. The guy who did
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that. It was on a John Deer and they it was caught. It
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was quote caught on tape. I met him and hate to to to break
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the news. This is this is breaking news, breaking breaking your heart news.
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It was fake. Uh yeah, he staged the whole thing, his
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buddy. Yeah, so the guy who arrests him. Honestly, I'm honestly,
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I'm really not that surprised it was. You know, it's back when
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I mean and and and to his credit, like he was I guess trying
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to be a comic or it was a comic. I don't know what it
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was. The situation was, but I met him and he was like the
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first one to go like uber viral because back then viral they considered about ten
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thousand views or so oh yeah yeah yeah, and back then you'd go viral
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and it was just you. There was no other distraction. There was no
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there was there was nobody else or no other video going viral concurrently. Just
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I mean, it was just a guy on their tractor for like three to
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four months until Tazon Day started singing Chocolate Rain and then he got it for
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a while. Yeah, And so he he just came up with this idea.
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Him and his buddy, who's a sheriff in that town. They went
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to high school together and that's who he had arrest him on his John Deere
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or whatever it was. So it was a stunt to launch his comedy career.
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He was just doing it as a goof his buddy that's a sheriff,
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was kind of telling him like, you know, you can get arrested,
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like you can get a d y and a golf cart, you can get
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it. And his joke was can you get a dui on a tractor,
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and the sheriff apparently was like yes, and he's like, that would be
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hilarious, and so they filmed it and it was just as a goof and
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he put it out there just to see what the reaction would be, and
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it went into the millions of views. Like and again I think back then
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it was like ten thousand was viral, maybe a fifty thousand, and he
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went into the millions. And so he was up like an up and coming
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like stand up comic, and I think he was trying to launch his career
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on the back of that, which is a brilliant move that many people.
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But he let the count out of the bag by explaining it that it was
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staged and so and you're right though, because what that did that video basically
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created the template that so many others still followed to this day. Yes,
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correct, So he was like a pioneer in that sort. But he kind
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of like I think we were with the Laugh Factory in Hollywood and they brought
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him in to do a spot and I mean, he was fine, but
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he just kind of like turning me. At one point we got to be
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like talking the whole night and he's explaining what happened, but he just turned
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to me. He's like, man, I don't know what the f I'm
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doing. Like it was very sweet. It was very like you can tell
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he was guy. It was very Midwestern of him. Yeah, it was.
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And it was like you you can tell, like they were like,
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oh, we gotta sign him, we gotta we gotta get him, you
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know, an agency and a manager to this and that, and he got
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all of that, and he's like, man, I was just goofing with
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my buddy, and now I'm performing here and he's got he's got some jokes,
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he's got some stuff that's funny. H And I don't know if he's
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still doing comedy. I've never I never saw him again, but I'm assuming
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he probably still does maybe even Like it's also difficult though to do to be
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known for one thing and then be doing something else, because if someone comes
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to see you at a comedy show and you're the tractor d WI guy,
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they kind of expect the tractor, but that's really difficult to bring on stage.
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Yeah, or tractor stories like I get, but I mean, we
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need to clarify that law because I I used to go to for forever before
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I got too busy to go, which which sucks. But I used to
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go to my fraternity golf tournaments every year. We had one year where very
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intoxicated older alumni driving a golf cart and then you just saw one. If
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I hadn't, if I could have take recorded, I would have like one
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bails out on one side, one goes out the other side, and another
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one goes out the same side, and then it just starts heading towards the
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water and you just hear somebody's like, it's going in the drink. I
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was like, And then a golf cart went into the water. And the
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only thing that the country club made us do was pay for the golf cart,
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or made them do. I didn't. I had nothing to do with
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it, but made them kind I was kind of hoping that you were going
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to say that you guys were so drunk in the golf carts on a private
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golf course that the law came in and arrested people for DW I see,
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that's can they do? That's what I'm that's my question. Can they do
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like trade? Do you know, like can they do that? Because all
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they did was like you're never playing at this golf course. Like the next
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year, they're like, you're not coming back, Like this is this golf
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course I think it was Onion Creek in the host They're like, we're done
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with you. Now you have to pay the seven thousand or whatever it was
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for the golf cart. I that was it. Like there was no law
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call, that was no DUIs, there was nothing. But these guys were
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like, it's it's Trey. You'll you guys know what I'm talking about.
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It's when it's so drunk. Were white people get read seen Trey in that
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state many many times. That's what I said, Tray, you'll understand.
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Oh yeah, yeah. And the truth the matter is is that there's probably
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on any given Monday, on any given golf course, you could you could
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issue some dwis or at least some absolutely some some public in talks because that's
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what golf tournaments are. And yeah, there's usually some hammered hammered people.
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Yeah, these were these were older like eight like eighties, like seven,
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like late seventies alumni that came through and they were they were reliving the glory
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days. And uh, there was a couple of bottles. I know,
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I know for a fact that there was a couple of bottles of Crown because
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I was offered a shot of crown and uh so many years ago, and
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and I just kind of watched, and I wasn't playing golf, and I
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just kind of watching, just driving around, checking on people, and then
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I just see this golf cart and people are just bailing out, like the
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golf cart was on fire. And then you just go. It was just
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like us saying golf. You weren't necessarily participating, you weren't drinking, you
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were just witnessing. Yes, I mean I was. I was partaking in
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some very nice cold beer. Uh well on the golf course. Because that's
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my fear is that I've heard you can get arrested for DUI in a golf
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cart. And then I saw that, I'm like, bring on the whiskey
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if they if they put that in the water, and then yeah, yeah,
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in that spirit, if you had to be pulled over for a d
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WY, what non let me actually wait, hang on, let me rephrase
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this. If you had to make the news, okay, for getting pulled
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over for a d WY, what non motorized vehicle would you want to be
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driving? If you have to make the news for a d wy What non
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motorized vehicle would you want to be driving. I'm gonna go with big wheel.
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Big wheel, A big wheel with the with the Do you remember it
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when they, Oh, I have one? I had? I had the
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g I Joe big wheel. Oh did you have the Okay? Did your
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just have the little the little handle that you could pull up like the brake
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and do the slide? No? No, I didn't have that. I
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just gravel to stop me. So because of and I'm assuming because of that
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very reason, because so did mine. I had both versions of it.
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So I had the one where it's like you stopped when nature stopped you and
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whatever injury for me. For me, I stopped when either I got tumped
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over in the gravel or I ran into the acidend of a cow. Yeah,
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which tree can relate to, having spent many years in Leonard, Texas.
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Yeah. And then they had the one where it was like a little
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like a little orange red handle where you could pull up and that was your
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break. It kind of stopped the one of the back left tire or if
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you want to call it a tire, the back left plastic round thing.
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Yeah, and you could do like if you if you timed it right and
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you knew what you're doing, you could do the slide like that. That's
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how like I want to be going, Like I want to be peddling,
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just aft up, just peddling as fast as I can. And they're like
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boo, and I'm like pretending you're fast and furious but in a big wheel.
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Absolutely, and then like you know you need to stop and pull out.
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I just want to pull up that handle and turn it and slide and
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be like, let's go to jail, bitches. Trey, what about you
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if you had to get pulled over for a d WY what non motorized vehicle
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would you want to be driving? If I was gonna do it, I
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think I'd go on like riding a donkey. Wow, you're gonna pull a
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Jesus. Wow. That would be one of the greatest clickbait headlines of all
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time. Jesus arrested for d w I In law enforcement, we call that
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the Bethlehem happens every Palm Sunday. There's Jesus again sorting through is issues.
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They gave him too much water. You're listening to the actually, hang on
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a quick second. That actually would be the greatest all time reply to the
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police officer when Jesus is asked, you've been drinking and his response is just
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water, officer, you're listening to the Treehouse online, that Treehouse on air.
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It's wine, it's water, it's wine, it's and the officer responds,
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all right, then if you've just been drinking water, how much water
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I'm still laughing at the Jesus being pulled over for WI on a on a
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donkey. All right, Trey being pulled over, jan What would your choice
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be? What would my choice be if I had to get a DWI and
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the news for driving a non motorized vehicle. This should be good. I'm
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glad you asked because I've I've had some thoughts on this since you first sent
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me the news story about the man getting a DWY and a power wheel jeep.
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But I think my first choice would be, uh, if I had
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to get if I had to get a d w Y while driving a non
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motorized vehicle and it hits the news everywhere, Flintstone's car just the officer walks
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up, looks down, and then I just lift the car and he sees
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my feet and the officer looks at me and go still counts now when he
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does the field sobriety test, do you have to still walk the straight line
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holding a car? No, you have to do it holding a Dino and
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a big old rock, and especially now I imagine getting the DWY in the
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Flintstones car while in the drive getting your Brontosaurus ribs. The other one I
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thought of would actually be pretty good, would be if you get a d
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w I for getting arrested riding the baggage claim at the airport. Oh,
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that'd be good. Yeah, that's like now that the baggage claims motorized son
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and you seem to be operating it, So getting a wagon but then the
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other one go ahead rush. Yeah, they do have and this should be
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interesting. Let's let's let's see what happens in the future. They do have
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the motorized luggage now where you can sit on it and actually it's like a
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scooter, but it's your luggage. I have seen that, I've seen I've
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seen that quite a bit. And there was actually a guy he may have
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gotten a d WI or at the very least, there was an interaction with
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airport police. I think it was in Florida. Not surprisingly, of course,
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he was writing his luggage cart is his luggage scooter around the airport,
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and the airport police stopped him until you gotta stopped at Yeah. When I
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saw that, because I saw that in Skymall and I was like, that's
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brilliant. But I would enjoyed stopping off, like you know, you have
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to get there early for your flight. I always enjoyed stopping off and having
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a drink or two before getting on the flight. And then I thought,
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man, what a what a crappy way. Just you know what, this
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is efficient. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm not like weaving through, I'm
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not stumbling. I'm just gonna have a couple of cocktails. Hop on my
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luggage and and you know, just just to have just to be able to
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tell that story I think would be hilarious yet shameful at the same time.
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Yeah, it's definitely a double edged sword there. What would you get arrested
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for going to the gate? And I just thought of another one. I
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just thought of another one, Tray, if I had to get a DWY
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make the news on a non motorized vehic, it'd be riding the handle bars
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of your bicycle Tray because I got the tray, because Tray is sober,
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so he's not getting pulled over. I'm just being so drunk riding his handlebars
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that I get nailed. But isn't he the designated driver though? Way?
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Yeah, But but if I'm writing his handlebars, I appear to be in
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an operational Okay, Okay, you can sit on the bar in the middle,
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like in between the seat in the in the handle bars, you can
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see on the little bar and hold onto him. Yeah. I just have
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this this middle image of you know, this cross between step Brothers and Titanic,
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and you know what, Tray and in this in this version of the
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story, there's plenty of room on your wood all right now. I wish
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I had to come up with that idea. It took a turn for the
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worst there all, But Hollywood is u is uh is sorry they didn't make
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that movie Step Brothers. And people say Hollywood's out of ideas, we have
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them sending them Sober Tray. And speaking of Sober Tray, I've meant to
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bring this up over the last couple of episodes, but we've been doing other
34:27
stupid things. So a weekend, if we want, just for a brief
34:30
moment, step out of the realm of stupid, and we have a sort
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of birthday to celebrate here in the treehouse, and that is Tray's sobriety.
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Yay Tray. You posted on social media the ever the other day, you
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actually have a sober birthday? Is that a Is that a common thing in
34:47
the sober community is to have a like an annual. Yeah, you you
34:52
have your call it your belly button birthday, which is your your actual birthday,
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and then your your sober birthday. Oh so it's not your alcohol birthday.
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No, it's it's the day you quit. Oh yeah, I guess
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it'd be two different things. Yeah, Actually, I would imagine if if
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you had alcohol birthdays. Then that means you need to have the sober birthday.
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This is the day I started. Time to celebrate. But speaking of
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celebration, so you've now been sober seven years right, that is correct.
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So your sober baby is now seven years old. So how do we how
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do we celebrate that? Do we get you a cake? Yeah? Do
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I send you some TIFFs treats? You know, I will never say no
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to sweets, but otherwise it's which interesting lye Rod, did you know that
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that's a common side effect of quitting drinking. Yes, the mega sweet tooth.
35:47
Yeah, it is that. That was everyone told me, They're like,
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oh you're you're I just I never ate sweets before. I if you
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had given me the choice of never sweets or fried food like you eat one
36:00
forever and not have any health consequences, I would have take fried food.
36:04
And then the first day, the first day I quit, yeah, I
36:08
would have gutted somebody for a snicker doodle. But now now it's really awkward
36:15
to watch Tray eat candy because watching Tray eat candy looks like he's enjoying a
36:20
fifteen year old Scotch. So Tray is ice cream on your sweets list or
36:27
is it just more like hard candies and things or is it any anything sweet?
36:30
It's I mean, for the most part, anything sweet. But yeah,
36:32
ice cream and cake are probably the number ones on the list. So
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what we can do to celebrate your seven years of sobrieties? We can have
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an ice cream and cake party for you. Oh yeah, sounds lovely and
36:47
maybe even maybe even a petting zoo with a donkey with two big jugs of
36:53
water on each side. Out of curiosity, I mean, Raj, is
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you had to quit for a little bit? I quit? Have you ever
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thought about it? Oh? Have I ever thought about quitting drinking? Yeah?
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You know what I have? But uh, but but my demons are
37:13
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