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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 12th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Morgan is here.
• 0:08
  Speaker 3: What up?
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: And she went to CatCon.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: I did again.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just couldn't resist.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Her annual pilgrimage to CatCon.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Now, again, tell us what all happens at CatCon. They're
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: just like celebrity cats too, right? Celebrity cats.
• 0:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, sweet.
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  Speaker 3: Influencers that have cats. It's like a huge convention center with,
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  Speaker 3: you know, tents and booths you can buy anything you
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: can think of.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: See best whatever happened to that one woman uh that
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: you had a couple times you talked to like shouldn't
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: you have like a cat circus or like what was that.
• 0:40
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah that's yeah yeah the cat oh cat circus
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  Speaker 5: yeah she still tours um yeah the two oh tuna
• 0:45
  Speaker 5: and the rock cats i've seen her live a couple
• 0:49
  Speaker 5: times and she still i still follow her on facebook
• 0:51
  Speaker 5: she has little cats that you know they climb up
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  Speaker 5: Little beams and jump through hoops. Chickens and stuff. Even
• 0:58
  Speaker 5: though she lives in a van with all these cats,
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: she's not that crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have like cat accessories, different things, right?
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: You can adopt cats. See, Sammy, you and your boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: could have gone down there.
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  Speaker 3: I was expecting to see you guys there.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We were busy.
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  Speaker 1: Rummaging.
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, we were rummaging.
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  Speaker 2: Busy rummaging.
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  Speaker 7: Would you say it was more popular or less popular
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  Speaker 7: or the same as last year?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm going to be honest, you guys, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't go inside this year. I just loitered on the
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  Speaker 3: outside because I'm like, you know, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 3: buy it.
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  Speaker 8: You've been there once.
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  Speaker 3: I will say the turnout on the outside on the
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  Speaker 3: day I went didn't look as poppin as last year.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: You know what? I kind of feel for a minute
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  Speaker 2: the whole like cat culture thing. being like embracing being
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: a cat lady. A lot of people ran from being
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: a nerd for so long. And then everybody all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden like embraced nerdiness and geekiness. And it was
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  Speaker 2: so fashionable. I feel like the, the, the fashionable cat
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  Speaker 2: lady thing is kind of died off. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: cats are not unpopular, but there was a minute there.
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  Speaker 8: They had a moment.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: I mentioned this earlier, but this was the year that
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  Speaker 5: we now have more kittens than cats. So look for two,
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  Speaker 5: three years from now for cats to be the thing again.
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  Speaker 5: They're back. More kittens than puppies, excuse me.
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  Speaker 9: Because Taylor Swift was a big cat person, but now
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  Speaker 9: she's married.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes sense. I didn't even think about the
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift effect.
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  Speaker 9: She doesn't have cats anymore. Cats are out right now.
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  Speaker 9: People have moved on.
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  Speaker 3: She just got a dog, actually.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: She did.
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 7: Well, now I'm going to get another one.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of dog?
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  Speaker 3: It was a bigger dog. I don't know if it
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  Speaker 3: was a husky. It kind of looked like one. Maybe
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: a mix. I don't remember, but it was a bigger one.
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  Speaker 2: I can't see Travis Kelsey being a cat.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, though.
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  Speaker 8: I think he'll do whatever she wants.
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  Speaker 9: I don't see him being very, yeah, argumentative about it.
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  Speaker 9: I think he just kind of shuts up and does
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  Speaker 9: what he's told. Oh, yeah, their dog, Wendy.
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  Speaker 2: You think so?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, he doesn't seem very smart.
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  Speaker 8: You got that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about smart, but how do you think
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  Speaker 2: he is?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He just seems like a dude's dude.
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  Speaker 1: He does.
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  Speaker 8: He's a good get-along, go-along-to-get-along.
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  Speaker 9: I think he was just happy to be there.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, exactly.
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  Speaker 9: Just smile. Yeah, but when he was at the iHeartRadio
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  Speaker 9: Music Awards with Taylor Swift, more people were shouting him
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  Speaker 9: out and yelling to hang out with him.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard nothing about Him being a jerk. All I've
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  Speaker 2: ever heard is what a nice dude he is. I
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  Speaker 2: believe that. Yeah. There's a buddy of mine, works at
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  Speaker 2: a restaurant. He and Mahomes were both in there with
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  Speaker 2: a group of people. And they said both of them
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  Speaker 2: could not have been nicer. Yeah. Like just super nice.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice to hear. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: His brother goes to a lot of- Who?
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  Speaker 2: Mahomes' brother?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Travis' brother.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Are we talking about Mahomes? Well, I've heard from him
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  Speaker 2: in a while. Well, no, I just mentioned Patrick Mahomes.
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  Speaker 2: They went together. I thought you said, like, his brother.
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  Speaker 2: So I was thinking, like, what's the kid?
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  Speaker 9: The one who gets into trouble.
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  Speaker 2: The one who's always in trouble.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's a jerk.
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  Speaker 9: That dude's out. That guy sucks.
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  Speaker 2: He never gets any matches anymore. And Mahomes' wife sucks, too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: But, yeah, his brother, Jason, very, very cool. Because he's
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  Speaker 9: always at, like, Bert Kreischer events and stuff. And then, so, he's, like,
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  Speaker 9: hanging around.
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  Speaker 1: Very, very nice. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Morgan was at CatCon.com. And talking to the cat ladies.
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  Speaker 7: The fanatics.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And in the past, I've asked them cat questions. You know,
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: what's your biggest dream in life?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like, I need to take this job seriously.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously this time. So I went full investigative reporter mode, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So this first woman is Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: And this is a round of Bush or Bear?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's, again, tradition. Asking the cat ladies. Different
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  Speaker 2: questions leading up to the final question, which is, are
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  Speaker 2: you Bush or Bear? We then try to take a
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  Speaker 2: guess before we get the final answer. And Bush is
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  Speaker 2: any kind of hair whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The hardwood floors, they're completely shaved. That's bare, obviously. Any
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  Speaker 2: kind of, like, landing strip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Any kind of, like, you know, just landscaped or whatever.
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  Speaker 11: Stencils.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be full, like, old school 70s, like,
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  Speaker 2: jungle bush.
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  Speaker 8: Bear or anything else.
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  Speaker 2: To count as Bush. Any hair or bear is basically
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  Speaker 2: what it is.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So this first person.
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  Speaker 3: Melissa.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: This is Melissa Bush or bear.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an investigative journalist for The Woody Show. Can I
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  Speaker 3: ask you a few questions?
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: What's your name? Melissa. How do you feel about cyber trucks?
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: Do you think they're sexy or kind of lame? I
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: think they look like a garbage truck on wheels. Like
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  Speaker 3: one of the big dumpster fire.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They look like a dumpster on wheels. How do you
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: feel about the death penalty? Depends on the offense. So
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: there was a botched execution recently. What do you feel
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: about that? Bullets would have been cheaper and more effective.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 3: So you're into horoscopes at all?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: What's your sign? Taurus. So what's the most Taurus-y thing
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  Speaker 3: about you? My stubbornness. Israel or Palestine? Don't know enough
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  Speaker 3: to have an opinion on that one. And then last question,
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  Speaker 3: are you bush or bear?
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  Speaker 2: I like this chick. Yeah, she's all over the road.
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  Speaker 8: You think bear?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 9: I agree.
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  Speaker 8: I think there's.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing full Bush hippie about this chick.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, she's down for a firing squad.
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  Speaker 7: Efficiency.
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  Speaker 9: Although she's very stupid about Cybertruck.
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  Speaker 5: She's just saying that because she knows it's what the
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  Speaker 5: popular opinion is.
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  Speaker 2: She sounds definitely like somebody who cares about what might
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  Speaker 2: get her in trouble.
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  Speaker 9: She knows that. That's the funny thing.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going Bush.
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  Speaker 3: She has two teen daughters. I don't know if that
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  Speaker 3: sways y'all. No. I think I'll go Bush.
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  Speaker 2: Bush, what'd you say?
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  Speaker 6: Bush.
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  Speaker 2: Bush, menace?
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  Speaker 9: I'm going bear, but.
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  Speaker 2: Bear?
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  Speaker 1: Bear. Bear?
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  Speaker 7: Bear.
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  Speaker 9: But the daughter thing kind of.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's find out. Here's Melissa.
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  Speaker 3: And then last question, are you bush or bear? Again,
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  Speaker 3: don't know enough about either to have an opinion. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like, do you shave down below, or do
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  Speaker 3: you just let it go? We've had laser.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, nice.
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  Speaker 2: How long have you been doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Um.
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  Speaker 3: Over 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: See, she's selfish. Doesn't even worry about it anymore.
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  Speaker 4: We've had.
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  Speaker 2: She and the Bush.
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  Speaker 3: She caught me off guard. She's like, I don't have
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  Speaker 3: an opinion on that.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, I think she thought George Bush.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather be in the woods with George Bush
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  Speaker 9: or a bear? Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, she went all the way. This is
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  Speaker 2: the lasering.
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  Speaker 9: I like her.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what? Now doesn't even have to worry
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 9: For 10 years.
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  Speaker 3: That's so nice.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: It's so good, right?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, our next girl is Alina. And again, I had
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  Speaker 3: to ask her some hard-hitting questions.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: This is Morgan at CatCon. Round of Bush or bear?
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  Speaker 3: My name's Morgan. I'm an investigative journalist for The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you a few questions?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: What's your name? My name's Alina. Alina, we're at CatCon.
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  Speaker 3: Are you planning on buying anything here today? Hopefully for
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  Speaker 3: my cat. How many cats do you have? Like five
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  Speaker 3: or six.
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  Speaker 4: Jeez.
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  Speaker 3: You seem unsure. You don't know how many you have?
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  Speaker 7: Bush.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 7:41
  Speaker 7: I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 3: I have some with different family, different households.
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  Speaker 9: No, I have eight. I have eight.
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  Speaker 3: Eight cats. Are they all female? No. Do you have
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: a favorite Hallmark movie?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know what Hallmark movie.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Lifetime, Lovey Dovey, rom-coms.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've never seen them.
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: Okay. The moon landing, do you think it was real
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: or fake? Probably fake. Why do you think so?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't imagine someone just being on the moon.
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: How do you feel about AI? Are you for or
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: against it? I'm against what it does to the planet,
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: but I do use it for school all the time.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: Do you cheat?
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Man or bear? Which one are you choosing in the woods?
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  Speaker 6: Bear.
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  Speaker 3: And then last question, are you bush or bear?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: She's bush.
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  Speaker 8: Her answers track so hard.
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  Speaker 3: Bush.
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  Speaker 4: Bush.
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  Speaker 9: She doesn't have an original thought in her head.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's just mean.
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  Speaker 2: That's accurate. Sounds nice enough, but I'm saying Bush.
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  Speaker 7: I think Bush.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 8:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe because she's young.
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  Speaker 3: What's so bushy about it? The cats?
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  Speaker 9: No, just her answers are kind of lazy, so I
• 8:46
  Speaker 9: don't think she puts in the effort.
• 8:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah, the way that her voice sounds is lazy.
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  Speaker 7: Fat, you mean.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 8:52
  Speaker 8: I think she, this might be the only thing she
• 8:54
  Speaker 8: puts effort into.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to say bear again.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: You don't even know what she looks like. You're just guessing?
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: He's profiling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: So guess. I didn't know if we had like photos
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  Speaker 2: or anything.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 3: And guess what? She was not fat.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: That'd be somewhat cheating.
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  Speaker 13: I think she, she doesn't worry about like life and reality,
• 9:12
  Speaker 13: but she worries about her appearance.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm going to say bear.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Bush for sure.
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  Speaker 7: I'm still sitting with Bush.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: Bush.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Bush.
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  Speaker 4: Bush.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Bush. Bush. All right.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Bush or bear for Alina.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: Are you bush or bear? What's that mean? Like down below,
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: are you bush or do you shave, laser, waxing?
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: Bear.
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  Speaker 14: Bear?
• 9:33
  Speaker 7: Damn it.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:35
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: No kidding.
• 9:36
  Speaker 8: My theory was sound.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Young.
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  Speaker 9: She'll slip into Bush in no time.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: She hit 30.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: She was young.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: All right. One more person for the cat con round
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  Speaker 2: here of Bush or Bear.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk to Callie here.
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  Speaker 2: All right, this is Callie.
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  Speaker 3: What's your name? I'm Callie. How many cats do you have?
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  Speaker 3: I have two. I have a co-worker who thinks that
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: all cats are females is that the dumbest take you've
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: ever heard or.
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  Speaker 11: What no i tend to think that as well but
• 10:07
  Speaker 11: i have had a couple cats that i'm like oh
• 10:09
  Speaker 11: you give off a boy vibe like tater tot we
• 10:12
  Speaker 11: thought was a boy and then she was pregnant.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: Do you think the moon landing was real or fake Oh,
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: I think real.
• 10:21
  Speaker 11: That'd be really cool if it actually happened, so why not?
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: Just trust. Believe it. Lindsay Clancy, you have any thoughts
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: on that case? I'm not kept up with it at all.
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: Death penalty. Are you for or against the death penalty?
• 10:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Also a very hard one.
• 10:37
  Speaker 11: I think it depends on the case.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Man or bear in the woods, which one are you picking?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, bear in the woods.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: Israel or Palestine? Oh, I haven't kept up with that either.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: My Instagram and TikTok feeds are cats. And then last
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  Speaker 3: question for you. Down below, are you bush or bear?
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: I like her.
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  Speaker 8: I like the honesty.
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  Speaker 10: This one's kind of in the middle for me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one I think is the trickiest one so far.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, and she was there with her man, so she
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: has a man.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, she was. Okay, I was going to say she
• 11:05
  Speaker 7: sounds kind of goody-goody.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like how just her tone when she was
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: saying bear. what a stupid question like a random man
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: or a bear in the woods a bear they think
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: they're being so funny when.
• 11:20
  Speaker 8: They say that I think that's a self-selecting group at CatCon.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah and talking to me a woman they're probably like
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: you get it girl we're.
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: Making the bear I've been curious how this is being
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: an investigative reporter though that's a joke Sebas I understand
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: okay I don't know okay um.
• 11:34
  Speaker 9: God this is the trickiest one I'm gonna say Bush Bush?
• 11:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah I'm gonna say Bush too Just because.
• 11:40
  Speaker 7: I'm with Greg.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: My gut's saying bear.
• 11:42
  Speaker 7: She seems a little goody-goody.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: And that seems bushy to you?
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Goody-goody seems bush?
• 11:48
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 11:49
  Speaker 9: Like she's not focused on that area.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: I think goody-goody, yeah.
• 11:54
  Speaker 7: To me, that says bush. All right.
• 11:57
  Speaker 6: Sammy?
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  Speaker 11: Bear.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Bear, Seabass?
• 11:59
  Speaker 9: I'm going to go bush, but light bush.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Light bush.
• 12:02
  Speaker 9: Diet bush.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see. Callie, bush or bear?
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: Down below, are you bush or bear?
• 12:10
  Speaker 10: Rip.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: This is my worst round ever.
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: Finally found a busher. So, yeah.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Is Bush still making a comeback?
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: Isn't it?
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure because she was the only girl with
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Bush that I talked to that day.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: But weren't you saying somewhat recently that kind of Bush
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: was back?
• 12:24
  Speaker 9: That was about a year ago. Was it that long ago?
• 12:26
  Speaker 8: No, that was over the summer, I thought.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Summer is not that long ago.
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: No, that's what I'm saying.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not full Bush, but I think something.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know.
• 12:35
  Speaker 9: Keep it real. I think they started talking about it
• 12:37
  Speaker 9: like a year ago and then said, you know what?
• 12:38
  Speaker 7: Never mind. Then it was.
• 12:39
  Speaker 8: I tried to make that happen.
• 12:42
  Speaker 9: We don't like this.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Like maybe you've seen it in magazines and stuff. Then
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: you buy it and you try it on. You're like, oh,
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: I can't pull this off.
• 12:51
  Speaker 9: I will say this, though. Armpit hair with female artists.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: That sucks.
• 12:56
  Speaker 7: That's big.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: That is so good. Dude, I don't know what it is.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: about chicks with armpit hair. It gives me full body
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: douche chills. It's just... So unexpected. When people talk about
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: a reaction to trypophobia. That's you. Yeah, it's kind of
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: the same thing.
• 13:16
  Speaker 8: It's jarring. For $ 10, 000, would you lick a chick's bushy armpit?
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: For $ 10, 000.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't lick their non-hairy armpit.
• 13:25
  Speaker 9: Greg, do you want to give your answer with me?
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: No.
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: For 10 grand?
• 13:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 13:29
  Speaker 9: One, two, three.
• 13:30
  Speaker 7: I'd do it for one grand.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Also $ 10.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:35
  Speaker 7: Or 10. Yeah. Yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: For whatever. I find that so, I don't know, so gross.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 13:42
  Speaker 7: It's just so unexpected.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I know it's unfair, ladies. I know it's unfair.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's normal to want to look at
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: a girl that's girly.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: It's what I've become accustomed to, okay?
• 13:52
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: Don't judge me. You know their legs have hair.
• 13:55
  Speaker 8: Well, it's the American way because in some cultures it's like,
• 13:57
  Speaker 8: that's cool. You know, like European.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Neat.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I love that when people bring that up as the argument.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Normal.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: In some cultures.
• 14:04
  Speaker 9: In some cultures, they chop off girls' things down there.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Or they talk about, you know, oh, my God, you're
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: eating snails? Well, it's, you know, it's a delicacy.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Well, neat.
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: In reality, it's not.
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: Right. I found myself recently telling myself in my head.
• 14:21
  Speaker 14: God, you're really happy. Like, I'm just really happy. So
• 14:25
  Speaker 14: I'm stoked that I'm happy. I'm stoked of how my
• 14:29
  Speaker 14: life is going. So, yeah, overall, for sure. There's elements
• 14:33
  Speaker 14: in my life that are complete shame.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back, everybody. After the show,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: the same number that you're calling in. During the show,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY becomes the After Hours voicemail. Actually, we did get
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: one about Greg.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's always something about all of.
• 14:58
  Speaker 10: Us in there.
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: What do we got?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: After Hours voicemail.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say I'm drunk, but I am a man.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: And I love Greg, or Gregory, whatever you call him.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: I love him so much. And I can feel myself
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: going a little bit gay.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: If I got to see you guys and hang out
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: with you guys and Greg got drunk and wanted to
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: give me a mouth party, I.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Think I'd be cool with it. Oh, really?
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: I swear to God, I'm not gay.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: I have to keep my eyes closed, but.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I think you could do it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: I think he just came out.
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: You could sit back and receive. Yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: What a hero. That's what Greg does.
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: He just loves throwing them out there.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: That's true. Everybody.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on. Do you enjoy doing it?
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: With Mario?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Do you enjoy giving mouth parties?
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: The act of the mouth party.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not of course because there's a lot
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: of women.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: For me it is.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of women that I hear say like, ugh, God.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: They'll do it because they love their husband or they
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: love their boyfriend, but they're not really into it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: I think you may have mistaken Greg for a middle-aged housewife.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: He's an insatiable man.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: I'm a tight woman.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: What I'm wondering is, is this a difference between like,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: you know, hetero women and gay dudes? Like do gay
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: dudes as a whole enjoy it?
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Not receiving the giving?
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: Absolutely.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: There's many times where I would, how do we phrase this?
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: I will give. And then say, but I'm good. I
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: don't need anything. Like, really?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Wow, that's cool. I like it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Mario's hot.
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: He's just driving.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Kind of selling gay, dude.
• 16:42
  Speaker 9: No, it rules. Yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: And you don't have to make a big thing out
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: of it. You could just be on the couch watching TV.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Ladies, let me ask the ladies. Is that just like
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: a thing you're supposed to say? Kind of like how
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: guys are like, huh? You know, the ball and chain,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: or like, oh, you're supposed to not like your in-laws.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Is it one of those things that you just... It's
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: just become cliche. You say you're not into it, or
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: you really just aren't into it?
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: How much do you love it?
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it's okay.
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: It's fine. I mean, I'm not like... You don't love
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: it like Greg loves it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: No.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: I think it's absolutely fine.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Or do you do it just because you love your
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: husband or girlfriend?
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I do it because the person likes getting it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 13: It's not because, look, I got to do this right
• 17:21
  Speaker 13: now or I'm going to die.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I want to do it so bad.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's not emergency status like it is for me.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: I'm going to die.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I'm here for it. I don't know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I can see Sammy saying it's icky.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Ew.
• 17:31
  Speaker 11: Ew.
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: Is it icky no i mean i'm just i'm just
• 17:34
  Speaker 12: very similar to gina you're like all right you know
• 17:37
  Speaker 12: this is part of what you're into part of the
• 17:38
  Speaker 12: act and here we go we're doing this and no
• 17:40
  Speaker 12: but i mean it's fine but i again i'm not
• 17:43
  Speaker 12: like greg where i'm like man i cannot wait to
• 17:45
  Speaker 12: get home.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: It's just rare to hear a woman who's like enthusiastic
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: about it you know are you supposed to be Well,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: whether Greg's talking about it, that'd be cool.
• 17:54
  Speaker 13: But I think it's a guy thing because guys, I'm
• 17:58
  Speaker 13: lucky to say, with guy, guy, guys, that, like, when
• 18:02
  Speaker 13: I was dating people, that, you know, were just like,
• 18:04
  Speaker 13: they just want to do stuff to you.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Like, that's the thing. It's like, yeah, okay, she's into
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: it and she enjoys it. But, like, there's also an enjoyment.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I'm saying what Greg's saying. But, like, on the hetero
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: side of things, like, you enjoy, you're into it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: You generally only seek it out when you want to
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: make that person happy. It's not because, like, my mouth
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: is lonely.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Men are just more giving, I guess.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: I think so, too. And 95% of the time it
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: is reciprocal. But if it's not, I don't care.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Here's some other After Hours voicemails about people on the show.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: What's up? Hey, Woody Show. Just sitting here watching Signs.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And I don't know why, but I just thought, CBS, Mr. Sebastian, really?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: He looks like fucking James Blunt. He looks just like
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: James Blunt.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I gotta look up James Blunt.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Blunt.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Anyway, you guys have a good night.
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: Was he in Signs, the movie?
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: No.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can sort of see it. Just this
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: first picture that came up.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: He's got some short hair pictures where.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: It's... In that one you held up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: He looks more like Marilyn Manson.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Or like that one, sort of kind of like... I
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: can say like, oh, well, they're related.
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he could be my cousin maybe. It looks like
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: one of the dudes from... Where they give you that makeover.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: It's all the gay guys.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh, Queer Eye? Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: One of the dudes from Queer Eye.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, Carson. Yeah, he does.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Carson's from Queer Eye. Let me see that.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: 877-44.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: Hey, what a show.
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: Did not think I could ever be more annoyed with
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: somebody just making up goofy excuses, their version of stuff,
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: than Seabass. But today, menace first.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: With the moon thing and then with the baseball thing.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, my Lord.
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: I found myself in my car screaming at him because
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: it was like, oh, my God. Just like the classic...
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: going to make up stuff and tell somebody gets my
• 20:12
  Speaker 10: side of the story or takes my side of the story.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: And I can't even explain the level of frustration, but
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: love you guys.
• 20:18
  Speaker 11: Menace.
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: I still love you, but yeah, I don't know, buddy.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: Thanks for the show. Love listening to you guys.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a, that was definitely like a thing where,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: you know, people, you know, depending on where you fell
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: on that were either like, really super enthusiastic, like supporting
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: men or like we're super pissed and frustrated.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: I love that listener, but he had like no counter argument.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: There's no, well, I think what he's saying is like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: you're just, you're going to keep, when backed into a corner,
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: you just shift tactics until people get tired of arguing
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: with you.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: It's just, look, it's a strategy. It's a strategy. Uh,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: one more, this one, Gina.
• 20:57
  Speaker 10: Here we go.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Yo, yo, yo, it's your boy CJ from St.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Louis.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Um, I'm, Love you guys. Always have loved you guys
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: since 2018. Just wanted to let Gina know, I got
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: the biggest crush on you, Gina. I always have.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know how.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know where. I know you are married, but
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: just know your boy. There's a guy in St. Louis
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: that has the biggest crush on you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: All right, bye!
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: Bye!
• 21:23
  Speaker 13: I love you, and I appreciate you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Check in there on the After Hours voicemail.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Text us over to 22987. We will be right back.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: More Woody Show is next.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Next.